What your favorite Weapon says about you

[@MVPerry]

What's your favorite weapon?

[@rainyday6512]

Nunchucks or a bow and arrow (Nunchucks cuz they’re cool and a bow and arrow because I’m a hunger games fan)

[@Burcharestfornow]

My fav is P90

[@Gonefromnow]

Halberd cuz its my favorite i like

[@cardsagainstlithium]

An UNO Reverse card, a pencil and my IMAGINATION! Edit: 28 likes?! THANK YOU SO MUCH!! cri

[@raptor4937]

Well the.... knife... Thank you Yandere Simulator

[@gatitomiguelito]

"Knife: You're either a drug addict or a yandere" Me: Well yes but actually no

[@ech0c4v32]

Meh

[@shock3794]

Or your just DIO who forgot they had space ripper stingy eyes

[@josharko111]

Or you really like Valmet from Jormungand

[@NeverInTime]

Korblox and Raven gamer me too

[@NeverInTime]

Signaco Scuba I have a really interesting life *winks and picks up knife * but no joke tho

[@severalaiz]

“Sniper rifle” “You love sniping noobs” In...real life?

[@HifumiAjitani]

Better not. You'll get a free car ride And you'll get to live in a home for free for a few years

[@nevurus5494]

thats m-

[@idkok8538]

YES

[@ripandtearuntilitisdone5990]

Yeah, a homeless person’s a noob, and jfk’s a pro. (joke)

[@NoNoir_6654]

Yes

[@vexanval]

I use a microwave as a self defense tool in my everyday life.

[@milk-ol6cq]

Yes

[@walnut2614]

I have a baseball bat instead

[@bababooey8277]

Bubble Tea :0

[@makytomioka8240]

Me who carries my bathtub around with my toaster:

[@meepnugetgfvjf4979]

I don't use a microwave cause I don't eat everyday and my dumbo siblings make it dirty all the time. cause I'm broke and don't have much food.

[@Antihero115]

The way he said your a Terrorist and then just paused 💀💀💀💀💀

[@SinisterBlitzo9]

The way how I guessed it when I saw AK-47

[@nh8489]

Knife: "You're a drug addict, or a yandere" Me: Chef, take it or leave it

[@m.j.lu.c.a7892]

I just like stabbing people. NOT A YANDERE OR DRUG ADDICT. lol

[@lucaslevinsky8802]

@@m.j.lu.c.a7892 you are probably a KZbin addict. That's count as drug?

[@Neowofetch]

I stab boxes. I'm now a drug addict.

[@6am420]

@@m.j.lu.c.a7892 ㅤ

[@m.j.lu.c.a7892]

@@lucaslevinsky8802 true, true

[@anxtic]

“AR-15.” “You’re a 15 year old American.” *those two things add up and i don’t think i like that*

[@munniefetishrenegadedemon7593]

@Joshua Toweh Ha its not like a lot of youtubers are older than 15 do roblox ha...

[@cat3rd130]

Joshua Toweh Imagine caring about what people play lmaooo

[@valen7142]

@Joshua Toweh I play it, it's crap but if you play it with friends it's fun

[@valen7142]

@Joshua Toweh obviously we don't take the game seriously xd

[@mariannealquero523]

Nani

[@boochety544]

“Belt, You’re an angry dad” Jesus Christ that got dark fast

[@jorgenajar33]

Hm all Mexican dads and mom's use it believe me

[@danksanchez4324]

No not really it could be what your thinking or me when I get a bad grade on a test

[@francismaguire3207]

My mom hits me with something much more dangerous a flip flop

[@Mrlaggy99]

Nah, i think thats the ar 15

[@mangomarauder243]

The belt should be for a 40 year old Mexican mom

[@not_vinkami]

Folding chairs should be a remarkable one. It easily fits in every household, and can acts as a normal chair outside a battle. The perfect weapon it is.

[@alexcole9325]

Fire axe and .45 revolver. What does that say about me?

[@dragonmaster2453]

MVPerry: *talking about horror villains with axes and chainsaws* Me: Wait where’s Jason about the machete?

[@weez1585]

Well... *Jason steps sounds behind us* run

[@niamhfogarty3408]

Yeah, and michonne lmao

[@3ls691]

When I think of a chainsaw, I think about *Doom*

[@skullgirl8363]

@@3ls691 I was thinking of Ash from The Evil Dead 2

[@Rinof10]

​@@3ls691 when I think of a shotgun I think about DOOM

[@theshywolfie6655]

"You're so manly that you shave with a machete" Kirishima: "So... So manly!!"

[@animations-ew4yf]

Ayayayaya kzbin.info/www/bejne/jobLh3alidh1l68

[@Felipe-qo6ml]

👌🏻

[@Hazyla]

TheShyWolfie or elfman....

[@notaku2813]

Yes just yes

[@findingnemo8330]

@TheShyWolfie I was gonna say that 😂😂

[@liewtistar6979]

*Bazooka* "You love explosions" "And Bubble Gum" *Me:* "And Megumin"

[@metalgearexcelsus]

C4: You also love explosions Me: and Kira Yoshikage

[@toiletpapereater4140]

@@metalgearexcelsus Killer Queen has already touched this video

[@Jeziel-ky3cm]

LiewtiStar me to

[@Hellanpretty999]

And the angry pommeraniam of My Hero Academia

[@getgnomed475]

And bakugoa does to

[@User-z8n-aq]

*” I am not just a death dodger, I am a Melee Believer. So I don't pick firearms and shooting weapons. ”* - Someone

[@6400S]

“Machete, you’re so manly you shave with a machete.” Me a female: welp guess I’m now a manly man.

[@unrealwolfclaws]

I'm a man and Yandere too.

[@wassupdj191]

Soo, you want to be Male? Ok, you said you want to shave. Good, just don't shave your armpits because; 1) It's painful 2) Only females do it

[@ApolJooce]

Never said manly man. Just manly. If you shave with it that's pretty manly of you. You can be a manly womans

[@zerskillz2076]

Shave ._.

[@firepuppies4086]

Who said anything about shaving your face?

[@toniaa-y3559]

Nokia phone: “You only like the most powerful weapons. “ It’s stronger than the nuke

[@thedootlord]

Its stronger than super sayin god supersain ultra instinct goku requiem act 4 over heaven gear 4 potential unlocked 6 paths sage mode plus ultra one for all mklll

[@luislora8953]

@@thedootlord your probably not gonna get this joke but... On ice?

[@luislora8953]

@@thedootlord or was that... Not right

[@thedootlord]

@@luislora8953 ? I think i get the on ice thing tho

[@luislora8953]

@@thedootlord so you have also seen that one shitpost with Doug dimmadome

[@Trayheed]

"sees sythe" "you either like RWBY or Soul Eater" ""Sad Ninjago Noises""

[@iminsidethewalls8141]

S ame

[@AsuraTheVampire]

S ame...

[@the8thhokage197]

S ame

[@hashtheduck]

S ame

[@hxneymon7415]

Nautilus yep true

[@osgamingwrroblox6545]

You see, there is something way more threatening than just stabbing that you can do with a pencil. *pulls out the death note*

[@Lorna1085]

Knife “Your either a drug addict or a yandere” Or your a Londoner

[@kinorris1709]

"OI MATE, GIMME YA WALLET 'FORE AH SHANK YA ONE."

[@sillychuu]

ki Norris this exact dialogue happened when I was in London last week, are you ok?

[@Charleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee]

Tbh I like the feeling on cutting something- it just feels good

[@rayhantasmaya3460]

Or Snake

[@beefyblom]

Or Finnish

[@4n4rch1st7]

“Ar 15, you’re a 15 year old American boy” You are absolutely correct

[@wDeXteR4]

"you just want your ships to be canon" Underrated and hurtful

[@bnlish]

Wut

[@Castle_of_v1nes]

Same

[@whatinthe4909]

Ooof i felt that

[@lmao1660]

And then imagine if they are canon

[@vinny2333]

@@lmao1660 curse

[@63lives15]

Here is my list from first pick to last of my favorites: [reason for it] 1: Sniper Rifle [COD dream] 2: Torpedo [Navy fan] 3: Scythe [Depression thought] 4: Minigun [Destruction wish] 5: Machete [Redneck lifestyle]

[@MarloTheBlueberry]

you are an average 63lives15

[@AnoNyMous-no6gf]

Knife: You’re either a drug addict or a yandere Chara: *Laughs in genocide*

[@ShushiSniper]

Frisk: The more you know. (-_-)

[@TailGreat]

Hehehehehehe

[@8th_green]

On my 55th run :)

[@therealbetenoire2226]

That’s true

[@AnoNyMous-no6gf]

(Maniac laughter)

[@onkko2874]

Staff, "You just hit people with it" Yes, that's what a staff is for....

[@therealnat1]

Same

[@EtamirTheDemiDeer]

No it’s for pointing people to the nearest bathroom

[@skycrafter2042]

No thats what a bo staff is for a staff and bo staff are different

[@richelleb4857]

Most likely

[@LenkuAzu]

Pencil: you don’t actually hurt people. The Joker: are you challenging me?

[@rotesmonsteryt7550]

John Wick: Am I a joke to you??

[@ightimamoveovertoadifferen8116]

The person that stabbed themself with a pencil at school: do You wanna die

[@claremack2668]

*LIGHT YAGAMI HAS ENTERED THE CHAT*

[@mudgepeeman3508]

John wick : hold my pencil

[@maryg640]

Coming from someone who has stabbed someone with a pencil, I was very disappointed with this description. They can be very useful weapons ✏️

[@TOAOFWATER24]

1:27 It is an elegant weapon of a more civilized age

[@Max6chen]

“Knife” “Your a drug addict or a yarndere.” Me: **sad egg noises**

[@elementalsailorficora5644]

knives are just useful, they're like swords but smaller and you can throw them and then use them for dinner later

[@fafithefurry9556]

@@elementalsailorficora5644 thats why its good

[@bonithechubbypotato5100]

@@elementalsailorficora5644 good point

[@miguelmanuelaypa9712]

The dagger is my favorite weapon almost like teenabe girl im a boy

[@M0NTH5]

I use knives to get dinner People always wonder why I break into their house with a knife It’s just for dinner chill

[@rainyday6512]

*“Bow and Arrow”* You should’ve said “you’re a Hunger Games fan”

[@emmimiax8337]

YESSSS

[@vincentgaming9093]

I was thinking he was going to say your senon from sao

[@syundai4659]

LOOOL YEA

[@aronsmith3417]

@@vincentgaming9093 that would be the sniper first.

[@sunny_irl]

Or "You love Claude from FE3H"

[@stephevans7745]

“Scythe” Me: oh god what’s he gonna say “You’re the grim reaper” Me: oh “Or you’re a big fan of RWBY” Me: How tf do you know?

[@chukiosu]

Steph Evans ikr

[@ntellaS2]

I like to say I'm a RWBY fan grim reaper

[@ASmartNameForMe]

*You also don't consider practicality*

[@theangelgamer157]

Death 13

[@magolor152]

@@chukiosu I love scythes because scythes are badass (especially in anime) And that's really the only reason

[@bishopwoodward5070]

GOING AR BOYS 🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@over4863]

“Road roller” Me : YES YES YES! “You’re an evil Vampire” Me : Y E S !

[@eweweweebwebwebwe2206]

LOL JOJO REFERENCE

[@kymanigwinn8458]

ROADROLLER DA

[@TheJoeWhoSoldTheWorld]

Are you M. Bison? (Hehe jojoke)

[@yoitsligma2086]

Same

[@dnAPEX15]

Road roller: You Think You Can throw it or at least lift It you can't because you are not dio

[@tonymaverickzane6899]

“Pencil.” “Someone shouldn’t have killed your dog.”

[@spaghetti5914]

Eyyyy

[@nightninja1512]

Greetings Mr. Wick

[@okenny9612]

How dare you XD

[@breadbank22]

John wickkkk

[@jackbarry2138]

Lol I wanted to write thos

[@ashurad_fox5991]

sniper: "They call you a camper, but that what snipers actually do. " frying pan: "you think it's bullet proof, but it's not. Atleast you can cook somethin on when you get hungry"

[@ashurad_fox5991]

@Ash Fox Ah, you're a man of culture as well

[@residentflamingo115]

"Sniping a good job"

[@josharko111]

@@residentflamingo115 "the difference is that one is an occupation and the other is a mental illness!"

[@sepitone]

1:00 me : I AM THE STORM THAT IS APROACHING

[@yeetlol1361]

“Pencil: you don’t actually stab people with it, you just write mean insults” John Wick: I’m going to pretend I didn’t see that

[@fire6475]

Death note

[@Vukan.Kos.]

Noted.

[@fire6475]

Just use the pencil in the death book way easier

[@miracler]

*Light slowly pulls out Death Note*

[@neurosae]

I was once stabbed with a pencil in 6th grade

[@sdsmuseumoftheweirdstripex6489]

What should have been: Pencil: You are John Wick.

[@TheRattYT]

No one is John Wick except John Wick, so it should be: You're a wannabe John Wick.

[@SuperMachineMaster]

or "You are the Heath Ledger's Joker"

[@gunlyte4661]

Or you are Eminem's Rapper.

[@leovillant768]

@@TheRattYT *You're hope you wannabe John Wick

[@TheRattYT]

@@leovillant768 That's not only grammatically incorrect, but it makes no sense. Clarify your statement.

[@hobiwater6152]

Sniper rifle: "you like to camp out and kill noobs" Me: *He's not wrong--*

[@mayonaisseian]

Or you want to collect some Jarate.

[@OM0Rl]

How did he know that

[@M.D_Rojas]

Yes but me no camper i just "Play tactic"

[@hobiwater6152]

@@OM0Rl ✨m a g i c✨

[@anbrink7230]

@@M.D_Rojas y o u a r e w e e k

[@sycronix_]

3:24 nah, your bloodline is still intact from 1800

[@filipt9931]

Knife: "You're a drug addict, or a yandere" every tf2 spy main: * sad spycrab noises*

[@oldaccount5784]

this comment is too underrated

[@cocafugu6_TePic]

Finnaly TF2 comment

[@crabgameman]

@@ExplixGD keyword: knife

[@theengineer7179]

"Oh no." - The Spy TF2

[@polski_dezerter]

hmm maybe I am a yandere

[@sparkleface]

Scythe: “...or you’re a big fan of rwby and soul eater” Me: Angels of death

[@kayleent1103]

Hmm Im all of those three xD

[@eula5261]

Tokyo ghoul

[@zhen6935]

Zack’s laugh is making me scared XD

[@randomchaos3038]

Ahh yes, the first anime I ever watched.

[@MAC-xg4pn]

Yesss

[@bobistheasian4195]

I feel a Nokia shouldn't be classified as a "weapon" It should be classified as a world destroying item

[@bubbledrop4805]

Infiltrate Bob Man One drop on the ground causes an earthquake. Edit: There was a spelling error I didn’t see for a whole week

[@kaitoalkan]

It would be classified as *APOLLYON* because of [Data Expunged].

[@alias1683]

Why stop at world

[@FenexTheFox]

That's... what a weapon is...

[@squishycheeks4152]

@@kaitoalkan thank you for not saying 'keter'.

[@fl3shy]

1:20 sythes were actually used for farming. Truly missed opportunity

[@wraein]

“Sniper rifle: You’re a camper who loves sniping noobs.” Well, what can I say? When life hands you a grinding opportunity, *you take it.*

[@seppokaljamaha3415]

I don’t grind on noobs becouse: ”Professionals have stantards” -Sniper 2007

[@ditto7047]

@@seppokaljamaha3415 Huzzah! A Mann of quality!

[@okenny9612]

@@seppokaljamaha3415 finally, a true sniper

[@ThisIsAbhinav24]

@@seppokaljamaha3415 respect +

[@jimmburger5201]

I agree

[@hythunza1811]

Axe: You're almost every horror movie villain. *angry barbarian noises* Chainsaw: Ok, same as the last one. *angry Doom Slayer noises*

[@flamingcat1101]

He is a horror movie to demons. They've made horror films that star him as the antagonist. He always wins

[@lightningguardian331]

angry dwarf noises

[@daladagamer2721]

Hammer: you're Harley Quinn....Or Thor Angry Sledge noises

[@avrylichty4406]

(Heavy metal intense)

[@fallenkinggaming8500]

Machete: your so manly that you shave with a Machete *angry jason voorhees noise*

[@GodRookie]

"Pencil: You don't actually stab people with it" *John Wick would like to know your location*

[@tocococo1232]

Cara aleatório death note

[@bunnygutz7884]

Joker would like to know your location

[@SereV-cn9yb]

I absolutely loved nice.❤😊

[@potatogonta7651]

Any weapon: *A body will be discovered* No weapon: *you have collected a hope shard*

[@Gnwy-bt8rm]

XD I get it yes thank you!

[@JollyFrogger]

I understood that reference

[@burgeriguess]

yes

[@tahesadu]

ah yes. dang it grandpa

[@lolhi2867]

Lmao

[@skrimish]

“Ak-47” “Your a terrorist.” Never have I been offended with something I 100% agree with

[@wheredayokokogodokutah285]

Tommy Gun: You're a muscular guy who has a black friend and you're about to shoot a vampire Yet you shoot down an entire cafe

[@kamashinn]

How did you know??

[@shishimaakaao663]

I see what reference this is

[@aepheixa]

Heyo I see a jojo reference

[@TtheWhimsical]

AKM. You are russian and you think what modernized AK-47 is a good idea.

[@sirtacosiii5311]

And then runs away from the recovering vampire

[@Masked_GoreBoxian]

1:46 I can say that's true 😂 4:02 The pencil: Neither you like insulting people or you are John Wick

[@yoda9349]

Grenades: *your favorite my hero academia character is Bakugo* Actually that could probably be for all the explosion...

[@lorwnbr3774]

or your waifu is megumin

[@shsl_supreme_simp]

You right

[@ackary8891]

Or your favorite stand is Killer Queen

[@Felipe-qo6ml]

Then my favorite weapon is grenades.

[@xavprice859]

Moonlight kitty MAYBE BUT ARRTTT IISSSS ANNN EXXXXXXXPPOOOOLLLSSSIOOOONNNNN

[@bk2264]

"Machine gun: After firing just one bullet, you end up reloading" Is this a personal attack or something.

[@Toxicdevil8446]

It is it hurts unless you playing titan all2 then your just bad

[@danydady6851]

And then he reloaded immediately afterward

[@dawncoats8688]

I LOVE YOUR PIC

[@idontknow-uj8fc]

though i love assault rifles and machine guns, i do not test fire on air. i test fire on the other team.

[@cloak-n-dagger38t]

or your tachanka from rainbow six siege

[@sebastianapgar4222]

Pencil: You don’t actually stab people with it you just like to write mean insults John Wick: am I a joke to you?

[@Kaos-lol]

Road Roller: Yes

[@AutumnPhfox1337]

That was an awesome scene

[@landonnelson5160]

@Ognjen Zarić my god

[@rudrakumar5441]

Light yagami "I write names"

[@RemiTheLocalPlayer]

Flame-Thrower = "Your a mentally behind kid who think you're charizard" Me as Pyro main = Do you believe in magic?

[@averyhuggins2512]

"knife; you're a drug addict or a yandere" **yandere vibes in the corner**

[@Crazedave2]

Me, laughs in spy 2ndary

[@tdaharold8539]

:DIO Vibes and stops time :throws Knives and :DIO ROAD ROLLA DA 4:22

[@kylinu1608]

The holy 69, might come back later

[@unknownhuman_a]

3:17 Pun intended

[@marshmallowsonthemoon9292]

I like knives. But I'm not a yandere. I just like Chara from Undertale and Purple Guy from FNAF. =)

[@arielmalsireal5453]

Every Weapons: *[Exists]* Also John Wick: Everything Is A Weapons So I OWN EVERYTHING!

[@bagel4943]

John Wick can murder anyone with a shirt.

[@-HappyCat-]

Jhon wick : I killed 3 people whith a pencil and killed like 20 body guards and 2 frends and the weird guy for killing my dog

[@lordoftoasters2748]

"You're either Harley Quinn, or Thor." *laughs in king dedede main

[@samuelmelendez7566]

Ikr I was think of Dedede the he said Hammer

[@_TreeDragonFury_]

Yes

[@JoshuaIfidi]

Or *KIRBO*

[@lordoftoasters2748]

@@JoshuaIfidi *no.*

[@lordoftoasters2748]

Kirbies must be clobbered.

[@LTHankWill]

"Pencil you don't actually stab people with it you just write mean insults" John Wick- Are you sure about that!

[@kiyotakaishimaru2620]

"Road Roller: You're an evil vampire" Thank you for the JoJo reference Perry, Very cool.

[@thefakeandrealboblmaoaoao5132]

RODA ROLLA DA

[@icepoplol]

RODA ROLLA DA

[@umbreon33123]

ZA WARLADOOOOOOOO (the 10 seconds after -edit- KNIFE BOIIIII

[@BreadMan56]

I was bouta say that until i noticed ur comment :/

[@ruifebra1214]

ZA WARUDOOOOO! TOKI OH TOMAREEEEE!

[@shinichisatoshi3955]

Road roller "You're an evil vampire" Me: You thought it was just a normal evil vampire, BUT IT WAS I, DIO!!

[@Farron01]

ZA WARUDO

[@sovietboi1061]

The Missing God yare yare

[@kristinariley973]

ROAD A ROLLA!!!!

[@genderfluid_human097]

“Scythe” Me: DONT YOU DARE SAY IT “You’re the grim reaper” Me: I mean- “Or you like RWBY or Soul Eater” me: YOU SAID IT

[@OseanArts]

My OC who has a Rwby inspired weapon: bruh

[@redlionpaladin3773]

i mean.....RWBY is cool

[@kianaeatingpizzatoast378]

I... I just thought they look cool

[@genderfluid_human097]

@@redlionpaladin3773 yes it is but he just called me out

[@amogusman6227]

Or mori calliope

[@Armored_artist]

The Beretta 1301 is a gas-operated semi-automatic shotgun produced by Beretta, and imported by Beretta USA in the United States.[1] The firearm has two separate designs. One is intended for tactical self-defense and law enforcement applications whereas the other is designed for target shooting sports. Despite its intended applications, it is often used by a minority of hunters and sporting clay shooters.

[@Carlos-in5ub]

Pencil: “You don’t actually stab people with it, you just use it to write mean insults” John Wick: Pff... noobs

[@creeperawwman2980]

I use it to write in my deathnote

[@ely3607]

@@creeperawwman2980 I was thinking the same

[@neruneru9713]

Readers: *glares at authors*

[@emo_5_year_old603]

But I do stab people with pencils

[@mariahyuga6966]

@@emo_5_year_old603 Same

[@ShadowPKMNcz]

Double-barrelled Shotgun: "You've played Doom"

[@mxnxchrxmqtic]

ShadowPKMN Or you Play Roblox Arsenal alot and when you get the DBS You always air jump with it

[@OneSeason-C4621]

“Machine gun: After firing one bullet, you end up reloading” All people on Online FPS games that use it : *its called tactical reload*

[@espressocookie8965]

Hey, it's not my fault it only takes one shot.

[@drakewingcopperheart2533]

Actually I tend to get around 10 or so(3-6 kills) before reloading with an LMG lol

[@schrodingerskatze6487]

In my case it is more "You can´t aim for crap, so you just put enough bullets down lane in the hopes of landing a good hit".^^

[@mammon5312]

lmao XD true its basically every newbie in an fps game

[@afish2281]

Katar. The sword that goes around your arm. I am disappointed you didn't cover it.

[@jojomc7690]

Knife: You're either a drug addict or a yandere Me: it's the yandere one 😂

[@nickanthropocene6502]

"Bow and arrow: You think guns are too mainstream" "Crossbow: You think Bows and arrows are too mainstream"

[@Bonkezz]

True

[@CassidyUnderscore]

“You like fighting with glow sticks” Me: Well when you have the high ground, you fight with what you have

[@pepe_de_phroog2.033]

It's Over Ankain! I have the highground!

[@the8thhokage197]

You expected I’d to continue the Star Wars reference but it was I DIO

[@pepe_de_phroog2.033]

@@the8thhokage197 kono Dio da!

[@pepe_de_phroog2.033]

@@the8thhokage197 favorite JoJo part?

[@ohdeerheavens]

hahaha

[@what-jani-ano6668]

ak-47 : "you're a terrorist" me: *"or you're elmo"*

[@VianScreams]

Or you play roblox

[@Ziemniaczek]

*slavic elmo intesifise*

[@tired247]

I thought it said "emo" and it still made sense

[@kkarsob]

or the quiet kid

[@pikasome2585]

JananaMilkshake or a Russian

[@dioedits5407]

that was a smooth jojo refrence

[@Noridomi]

“Pencil used to write mean insults” John Wick: *Are you sure about that?*

[@mushy_pancake]

I thought insults were mean

[@lilypetalgaming]

Nah I thought pencils were to stab people with .-,

[@EtamirTheDemiDeer]

What would a nice insult be? An aggressive compliment? “Oh you think you’re so great? *You think you’re a talented, attractive, intelligent person that everyone likes?* WELL SO DO I YOU MAGNIFICENT BEING. HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY.”

[@FlawdaBwoy07]

Literally Anything: You’re John Wick

[@anicecomfybedforyoutosleep7302]

"Pencil"

[@FlawdaBwoy07]

A Glass Of Milk

[@zuesthecrow961]

*this would be more correct if it was your kindness*

[@derpybricky7483]

So what about uh life

[@gh0s112]

Rallygun

[@neurosae]

Correct stereotype for the minigun: “You don’t have the muscles to hold one”

[@sergioamaya3062]

the two are true

[@ranialarasatiy]

@Matix 777 and this, is my weapon

[@ranialarasatiy]

@Matix 777 it costs $400k dollars to fire this weapon for 12 seconds

[@SurmenianSoldier]

@@ranialarasatiy WOHAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHOHO

[@las4gna84]

@@SurmenianSoldier oh my god, who touched Sasha? Ok... WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!?

[@markbrignell2683]

"you like to think youll win against someone with a gun.You wouldn't" Jedi:am I a joke to you

[@saturnsrain]

2:38 You believe that anything can be a weapon if thrown hard enough Me: *looks at tiny child*

[@afoxstouchowo9746]

Killer Dragon XDDD

[@harrisonkarn2078]

Throw it hard enough and the wall is a weapon

[@KAYA_1412]

@@harrisonkarn2078 I can't stop laughing now

[@Regirock_official]

LOOK LIKE YOURE GOING TO THE SHADOW REALM BABY BOO

[@kalenbeth1079]

I threw a infant (that is a joke)

[@amquasi1907]

Dagger: "You're literally any teen girl" Me: Perhaps I'm a girl...

[@TheLovelyAviZone]

Perhaps we both are

[@aidendoesstuff185]

Almost*

[@Chara_Dreemurr1]

My favorite weapons: knife, Scythe, flamethrower because fire, slingshot, shurukens, evoker, kunai, throwing knives, death note, UNO REVERSE CARD, and the death star.

[@marclucky5210]

AK-47 S o v i e t r u s s i a n

[@Shira_Endera-xs5dh]

Bro forgot the legendary slipper no.1 mom weapon 😂

[@Gotcha_Ghost_Wolf]

"Your a drug addict or a yandere" Toga Himiko -being a yandere for the most part- _Nervously sweats_ _And me a little tbh_

[@demi172]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y3fHfIN7dpZqo5Y i'm so sorry.

[@eatea5415]

Lucas Bijalba lmao that was epic

[@demi172]

@@eatea5415 cipe (epic backwards)

[@justarandompeep412]

I CAN LIKE A KNIFE AND NOT BE ONE.

[@eatea5415]

Lucas Bijalba yes nice

[@justsmallyt985]

Chainsaw: “you’re every Horror Movie Villain” Doom: Well Yes but actually No.

[@NestoriWasTaken]

For demons doom slayer is a horror movie villain

[@amberdowden2182]

Lmao I knew a fellow doom fan had to be here

[@youraverageinternetuser1056]

Well he is a horror movie villian For the -demons- "mortally challenged people of hell"

[@hoshikotoons6765]

Sword: You like to think You’d win a fight against someone with a gun. Me: _YoU nEvEr KnOw!_

[@smol_dude656]

Tiffanytoongirlm :p "Never bring sword to a gunfight" - Erron Black

[@denar7921]

What about sword art online where kirito blocks all the bullets

[@leonardusrakapradayan2253]

Denar Uchiha *almost all

[@denar7921]

Leonardus Raka Pradayan what u mean he did block all them

[@unknowns78]

Yea if you can defense yourself till your enemy has no ammunition

[@al9it_al9at9ot]

knife : You're either a drug or addict or a yandere Me ( and probably you s well) : just like knives but also feels like psychopath

[@artorias4881]

*Sees Scythe* "You're a fan of RWBY or Soul eater" Well Yes. But actually No.

[@mashats27]

Well Yes. But actually Yes.

[@lucyaprilyui]

Well no, but actually yes

[@eanrollins3443]

Or your a farmer.

[@aurelijavaiciulione5128]

Are any of you fans of Steven universe

[@eanrollins3443]

@@aurelijavaiciulione5128 Yes, but we can't count Spinel yet.

[@bukatsubuka3702]

Sniper rifle: you’re a camper who loves sniping noobs. Me: professionals have standards.

[@bonniecz6542]

exactly

[@Goe573]

Lol

[@nutnuy4190]

@1tiercel me too but now I use Gunner

[@kobinpaizlimona9088]

Be polite...

[@pureheart2398]

They have to be EXPERIENCED noobs

[@dragunovsvds48]

Scythe: “you’re the grim reaper” Axe: “you are almost every horror villain” *looks like I’m a villain, I guess?*

[@NeverInTime]

Mei Yui yeah me too but I like either knives or scythes

[@PogChamp_Max]

Looks like im a camper

[@Dectev_1]

4:19 You: "Road Roller: You're an evil vampire" DIO: *"YES. I. AM."*

[@TheKoriKasai]

Perry: "Road roller: you're an evil vampire" JoJo fans: "oh? You're approaching me?"

[@junpakunosmile6557]

Wrong, it's HO? not oh?

[@beeternity]

@@junpakunosmile6557 it is oh

[@junpakunosmile6557]

Chilly Shade it's ho, cuz DIO is Santa Claus

[@XX1-g9q]

MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAAAA

[@malh4re]

Ho Ho 5 seconds have passed ROADA ROLLA DA

[@Lumiyearsagoedited]

Flamethrower: „You’re a left behind kid who thinks they’re a charizard.“ No, I am a German. Now let me get ze FLAMMENWERFER!

[@colorron8]

Hey I'm part german.

[@tangyc.d.1682]

German is the first country to make a flamethrower

[@volvodgio]

HANS, GET ZE FLAMMENWERFER!

[@atua6323]

HANS WHERE ARE YOU

[@secretcookie5615]

Shotguns sind viel schlimmer

[@sakuro2393]

“AR-15. You’re a 15 year old american boy” Oh boy

[@doc207]

It’s in the name, what’d you expect

[@xx_commentraider_69_lotgbr70]

Omaiowa mou. S H I N D E R U.

[@Slash5380]

He’s kinda right

[@crow5415]

@@xx_commentraider_69_lotgbr70 Nani!??

[@yannipayot6974]

stereotypical knife person in real life: "just in case person" stereotypical knife person according to the internet: "a yandere"

[@ukiyosubs3205]

“hammer” “You are Harley Quinn or a Thor” Me: *No! I’m bob da builda*

[@dabluepittoo-aqua4213]

Or Mario.

[@The-S-H3lf-Eater]

Bob the builder but you kill people with the hammer

[@karzadicdarken1068]

Or King Dedede

[@b1oom]

@@The-S-H3lf-Eater he puts the bodies in the homes he makes.

[@HifumiAjitani]

Im igor pachmelnik zakustov And im an engineer, Just let me take my breakfast first Cornflakes, vodka and beer. And then I'll show you all of mine Constructions everywhere I can explain the world for you All that I need is chair.

[@homeboymichael5309]

“Your name is Inigo Montoya” Person named Inigo Montoya: 👀

[@pugg9952]

@@JustTurt Fuckin love Princess Bride dude

[@Skellzul3]

"Dagger, you're almost every teen girl." *_But I'm a boy-_*

[@CaptainG2280]

Femboy

[@mengshizaishang716]

Femboy2

[@Skellzul3]

@Red Hood ...

[@Skellzul3]

@Red Hood kzbin.info/www/bejne/oHupo6CobbB2qpI

[@Skellzul3]

@Red Hood E

[@Dark.Pri77]

0:59 Says a Katana And proceeds to show a picture of a Wakazashi/half Katana

[@Agilitygraveyard]

Knife " your either a drug addict or a yandere" Me: Your not wrong

[@aoaoli]

Ikr

[@Khrn-lk4mf]

Or an assassin kid named nagisa shiota

[@sparkyfellow8453]

I'm both

[@smitninjaplays9097]

Your a csgo player not a drug addict

[@septicsorcerer9620]

Same I'm a yandere I wanna kill everyone who goes near the girl I like

[@MelonSeedOfficial]

"You're the Grim Reaper! Or you're a big fan of Rwby or Soul Eater" Me who watched neither: *Frick yeah*

[@xkvoex]

Soul Eater is a good one. Not a weeb just like watching.

[@creative8952]

RWBY is also really good, you could argue that its not really an anime but is till like it.

[@fisheywashington1879]

rwby was pretty good in vol 1 to 3

[@claydordrive4069]

Or your Thanatos

[@anormalgamer9009]

Lol

[@shrivelledonion1950]

Ink gun: You're an inkling Me, a splatoon fan: aCtUaLlY tHaTs A sPlAtTeRsHoT

[@brensku110]

True

[@Cosmicio]

I prefer the Krakon splat roller to be honest.

[@shrivelledonion1950]

I used to be a roller main and the rollers are great

[@Cosmicio]

They can also be used as a funny Jojo reference.

[@P4t71ck]

All of them are my favorite as long as it works as a weapon

[@seashelle6237]

Scythe: **or you're a big fan of 'rwby' and soul eater** Me: so true

[@icyblaziken5312]

I have never hated something that I 100% agree with!

[@epiclol7468]

So no one is talking about road roller. So ROL DA DO DA DA

[@esk7062]

Honestly same

[@User1916notfound]

Tf is rwby

[@TrueZyonix]

RWBY is a series from rooster teeth

[@47thspy33]

Correct title: Top things to watch out for when going to America

[@cradodragmire1563]

Glad I watched this video before I was born. I wouldn't have been ready for all the guns here in America.

[@ImGoingToBiteYourAnkles]

You live in America. You live in the most deadly state. It's a free country. *It's a free country.*

[@amh7576]

@@47thspy33 lol me 2 bro

[@hotdogman983]

@stregone i know right

[@jasonnguyen9994]

There are katanas and shurikens in America?

[@briellelourdes1525]

“Katana- You’re either a weeaboo with no life-“ Me: cries in Asian

[@freehugs9601]

Silence in weabo

[@theburn1255]

Ok Dork Diaries

[@carstenludvigsen302]

I can relate

[@janellebressler2468]

I feel u

[@cheesestyx945]

I'm a weeb that likes distance so my favorite is the naginata.

[@Reaperx3d]

Well I mean he isn't wrong about the scythe... I do love it even though I'm not grim reaper just a worker...