What Your Watch Says About You... Rolex, Breitling, Omega & More

[@cavemandan543210]

“There’s a special place at parties for Grand Seiko owners… the corner” Holy hell lmao

[@JLeonSarmiento]

Came for the watches, stayed for the jokes. This show is great!

[@TimelySoles]

Couldn't agree more! 😅

[@mannycalavera2335]

I wear a Grand Seiko as a daily and the description is pretty accurate. I do sit in the corner of the party. And I do watch the snow fall out the window and leave early to go walk my dog. Quietly disappointed with the fact that no one is ever interested in talking about watch movements.

[@danonthestrings]

A man that recognises his flaws is a man at peace with life.

[@jeffjacobson59]

I’ll talk movements with you, Manny!

[@davidashton2361]

Try an alternative then, bowel movements!😄😳🤢

[@davidashton2361]

I might add, that's rather derogatory and ungallant of you to say you're going to walk your dog! If your wife tells you that your dinner's in the dog the next time you get home from work, you've only got yourself to blame!😂😂

[@eyes2338]

Would I get this traits if I I buy one? Cause I dont currently have these traits.

[@AmishNinjaMaster]

GS -- 100% accurately describes me. I attended the company spring/summer social event, actually sat in the corner, contemplated the future for a bit while gazing out of the window and appreciating the smooth sweep of the second hand on my GS. Later, I slipped out the side-door next to the restroom ... and I'm the boss.

[@davidashton2361]

Yes!! That's my sense of humour!😂😳

[@anindyaganguly5243]

I do that even if I don't own a GS 😅😅

[@davidashton2361]

I was going to say, I do that, even though I don't work for the company!😄😄

[@kerrybayton2954]

As a Grand Seiko wearer you've destroyed my self image, i always felt rather edgy & charismatic!

[@istvantoth7431]

Welcome to the corner. 🌧️

[@cableg01]

Think of it as the VIP corner

[@appleratpipe]

Cringe seiko beta

[@bradrohrs7748]

You ARE edgy and charismatic its those other people who don’t get you. You can’t blame yourself for being an objectively better person!

[@stevethompson7910]

Oh... look, it's snowing! ❄️

[@mr_watchaddict3146]

The best response to overhear upon someone showing their Grand Seiko at a party, or anywhere else, is "oh yeah, my brother has a Seiko too." 😏

[@LaurentiusTriarius]

A dude spent 20 minutes explaining to my wife how his spring drive watch was special, she concluded by something of that effect. I was thoroughly amused...

[@mr_watchaddict3146]

@@LaurentiusTriarius As per old Top Gear, "if you have to explain it, it's not 'cool'!"

[@kostinarain7373]

@@mr_watchaddict3146 keyword being "old" here LOL what do old people know about cool?

[@willmarshall4685]

😂

[@davidashton2361]

@@mr_watchaddict3146 I WONDERED why my jokes weren't funny! Now I know! Thanks!😳

[@astorbeijer9424]

My favorite line was "Hublot- lesson learned". THAT should totally be their marketing slogan 😂

[@joofmagoof2841]

"you know you're in safe hands if the used car dealer is wearing a rolex" lmao, brilliant

[@maxclark1991]

As a Grand Seiko owner of their SLGH005 (White Birch) and SBGJ259 (Bamboo) I can confirm that you will always find me in the corner at a party staring out the window. 😅 Getting ready for my Irish goodbye.

[@larryhitt6119]

My favorite episode of all time. You guys are hilarious and very clever. By the way, I'm an Omega guy.

[@davidashton2361]

Who cares!😄

[@davidashton2361]

Everybody's an Omega guy, whether you've got one or not! Ask the Jones' next door!

[@Dr.VonBraun]

Not going to brag, but I finally have been in a position to buy my first GMT Master 1675. I got it for Father's Day this year and it's from my year of birth 1972. I feel like I finally have "Arrived" professionally and I decided to treat myself with a very expensive watch. I grew up very poor and after finally being able to go to college in my 40's and land an amazing job in I.T., I feel like I deserved it. Kudos on the video!

[@PhilbyFavourites]

Still designing rockets then…..

[@GrantFryburger]

"Be the son of a Patek Philippe owner or kill a Patek Philippe owner" 😂

[@toobalkain]

Wearing Rolex says, look at me, everyone, I'm no longer poor, I'm solidly middle class now, the emotional trauma of childhood deprivilegement fully healed. It's like wearing branded clothes, Rolex.

[@GunGlutton]

That’s why I bought my first Rolex and sold my last Rolex. The only ones who noticed it were other Rolex owners and it was to compare whose Rolex was harder to get. I had to look in the mirror and ask am I this douchey?

[@psidvicious]

And don’t forget, Rolex also says - “Hey I don’t mind blowing the complete stranger salesman at the AD boutique, so that they’ll allow me to buy their grossly overpriced product.

[@davidpayne6307]

I was disappointed you didn’t do Longines owners.

[@toobalkain]

@@davidpayne6307 I don't think a true douche wears a Longines, it's not flashy enough, Longines is more for people who don't know about watches, they get their first real job and treat themselves to a €1.000 watch at the mall, or maybe the wife bought it for him for his 30th birthday.

[@Kraggypandapops]

I wear an Accurist for less than £90 because I like the watch, it looks good and is reliable. Why are people obsessed with material status like watches, cars and houses? At the end of the day you can't take it with you.

[@theshadowman1398]

I am a Seiko / Hamilton guy. Both brands make brilliant quirky watches at the right price.

[@TravellingTechie]

Seiko/G-shock for everyday for me. A couple of luxury watches for functions and parties.

[@heavyhauler426]

Went for a King Seiko recently after coming off a Hamilton Khaki Automatic. Hasn't left my wrist. Already has 5 marks on it.

[@SomeOneOneOne]

​@@heavyhauler426 how is the fit? You wear it loose?

[@heavyhauler426]

@SomeOneOneOne Mine is the SJE083 with the 6L35. It wears just right on my 6.75" wrist, and if it gets too tight, I just loosen the strap.

[@theshadowman1398]

@@TravellingTechie I am thinking of getting A Casioak with bluetooth just because it looks like a fun watch.

[@giovannibucio]

all my family wears omega,my wife has white gold constellation,my sister aqua terra with sedna gold, i have seamaster300 pro sedna gold rubber strap blk dial from 2022 and planet ocean 2023 just got it brown ceramics with sedna gold 39mm. all at the omega store never gray market. we went omega because it was closer store to our house and better service than other watch companies around us here in Chicago illinois USA. all watch companies are beautiful in there own way but wat we loved in the store of omega was always in stock no wait list and no killing of your wallet like other brands with hyped prices.

[@davidashton2361]

JUST SHUT UP!😄😄

[@shadykable]

Same here, Omega watches are elegant, no nonsense time pieces and truly timeless. I own 2 constellations and just got an Aqua Terra and its a treat staring at them everytime. Would never flip them but rather pass it to my offsprings.

[@FragranceGlitch]

The air soft Walther PPK got me 😂😂

[@rfassberg]

Please, please, please do more videos like these! This was great. Now just run a few more brands through the machine, like: Cartier, Tag, JLC, Zenith

[@richardhead2318]

Apple?

[@manuel_winde]

TAG- you are a man, you wear G Star Raw, you had posters of cars on your wall as a kid, you still have one as a screensaver on your top of the range phone, you genuinely believe your TAG is at the same level of Rolex, omega, Breitling and JLC (because they were a similar price when you got it 15 years ago) Cartier- you don’t think there’s anything wrong with having a wife, and a girlfriend. You like good red wine (and your wife has a matching Cartier… so does your girlfriend) Zenith- you considered a grand Seiko, but it felt a bit too ‘obvious’. You don’t vote for one of the mainstream political parties or read newspapers but you think Al Jazeera has the most accurate news, and you tell people that. JLC- you’re confident and knowledgeable about watches, and everything else. You’re not the best at anything but you’re genuinely happy with yourself and have true peace of mind.

[@Terry_McKinney]

The title should be "What other people say what your watch says about you". I don't care what other people say. I buy, wear and collect the watches I love.

[@daverauti1170]

OMG - nailed ‘Omega guy’ lmao, especially with the shoes & no socks reference

[@ES-tr5no]

I’m an Omega owner, I don’t wear boat shoes. As a matter of fact I wear cowboy boots made by Lucchese and I do wear socks with them. Also, I wear Jeager LeCoultre and Cartier.

[@daverauti1170]

@@ES-tr5no There’s prob a fine line between owning an Omega and being an ‘Omega guy’. I laughed at the video because I know some Omega guys and that’s exactly who they are, to a tee. It’s fine, they’re just metro that’s all.

[@hitsugayat10]

I am an omega guy and I wear socks and my no socks day is only when am wearing a pair of silicone sandals

[@daverauti1170]

@@hitsugayat10 Bro! It’s cool, I wasn’t gaslighting…. I didn’t make the video! LMAO with the backlash!!

[@Leftystrat]

I’m an omega guy and I don’t wear socks because I have an anke bracelet on😏

[@Chipchap-xu6pk]

Longines fan here, generally overlooked and ignored at parties, so great job on the perfect meta coverage of that. Spot on!

[@gabrielvazquez7147]

Quite a few people who wear Breitling watches are pilots, both military and civilian, and they use them. The ones who are not pilots mostly buy the watches because they like the style, at least in my experience being on the other side of the counter selling them the watch. I would also add that precious few Breitling watches end up in a safe unused, they are worn daily. Breitling customers are very cool individuals.

[@rolisreefranch]

they're sketchy

[@alanparks7919]

As a diver, I love my older SuperOcean 1500m. I wear it often.

[@markhodge5006]

Going to purchase an Avenger.

[@TheCerbari]

Its honestly one of the few luxury Brands that i find aesthetically pleasing.

[@stephenbrocklehurst7914]

As a JLC wearer, I'm clearly under the radar...

[@1ce2berg]

Lol, same with my and Glashutte...

[@juanlauda2300]

JLC for me too. Glad to be "under the radar".

[@keithchegwin1222]

A Patek say's "I'm from money, but like to tell people how I've made it on my own and used to be homeless" they live a rags to riches story. You later find out they went to a private school and their dad was a doctor or started the business in the first place.

[@HPBurstyn]

You guys are wonderful. Your characterizations hit the mark. I'm a Rolex guy. One as a gift and one I bought. I don't care what people think. But your humor breaks all records. Thanks.

[@Zotrax1946]

😆😂… TGV would laugh so hard of that Panerai part!

[@DisplayKeesBack]

Haha I was thinking the same thing. Love both content.

[@ydchild]

What’s it say about Cartier? For the next round please.

[@daverauti1170]

As a massive Breitling fan, I can confirm the description as apt and accurate - including the motorcycle part. Interesting that there’s no quips there….

[@seanthomxx2694]

As a Superocean II owner, it left me confused

[@daverauti1170]

@@seanthomxx2694 You don’t have a jet ski? It’s basically a motorcycle on water right?

[@seanthomxx2694]

@@daverauti1170 🤣, no, I bought mine as a Navy retirement gift,

[@daverauti1170]

@@seanthomxx2694 Excellent choice, the navy I mean. Thank you for your service sir. My family and I appreciate you.

[@seanthomxx2694]

@Dave Rauti thank you, it was a great experience

[@jamescgarrett6356]

My collection consists of half a dozen Seiko/Grand Seiko, a couple of Christopher Wards and Tudors, and a GShock. That pretty much covers all bases. Keep up the great videos and keep well :-)

[@alwayspooh1588]

Solid choices. No need for Rolex or vastly hyper pieces! Actually, other than GS and Ward, mine is similar.

[@davidashton2361]

@@alwayspooh1588 💩 There's a solid choice for you!😂😂

[@andrewkhan1028]

Don’t worry bro, one day you’ll find yourself😂

[@Greygoose3130]

This video earned a subscription. My new favorite watch video- I desperately need a part II

[@TomRauhe]

All of those are way too accurate 🤩 loved the Grand Seiko one. I feel you. I am.

[@verynormalman]

I was wearing my white g shock today, and my friend thought I'd been taken to hospital and had forgotten to take off the NHS issue identity band.

[@PhilbyFavourites]

That’s an attentive good friend. Did he take you back to the ward?

[@PocketWatchTime]

At 9:26 did a bug just run down the wall?!?!?!

[@woodrushwoodrush7076]

Tudor owners ‘probably drive a Toyota Camry’. The ultimate kids of death!

[@Outsidecontext]

I agreed with the machine re the Tudor and it’s owner… until I sold my YM Rolex and bought a Tudor GMT while waiting on the new Explorer. I’ve not worn anything else since - it’s just awesome. I may actually not go for another Rolex at all.

[@alwayspooh1588]

I have the BB GMT too, and it is a fantastic watch. if I ever had to have a 1 watch collection, that would be it.

[@altair1983]

I bought bb58 black while waiting for datejust. I wear Tudor much, much more... It's me.

[@Juanjo191]

Would like to know what the machine has to tell about Oris, Longines, IWC and JLC

[@richardnedbalek1968]

Yes, please!

[@redrum2204]

Having 4 Omegas and 4 Panerai , plus a couple Breitling, I can't disagree with any of it

[@davidashton2361]

I'll bet you can't, Mr. Smug!😂

[@elzarcho]

What does the Computron say about my Bulova Computron?

[@BennyLlama]

As a brand new Omega owner, I feel attacked 😂

[@davidashton2361]

May I offer a solution to your dilemma? Try walking down your local poor district late at night!😂😂😂

[@BennyLlama]

@@davidashton2361 I'll pass, thanks 😂

[@jsusna1972]

Seeing a lot of professional golfers with an "AP" on their sleeves, my brother thought it was for Arnold Palmer. 😅

[@urbanracer032]

My Grand Seiko's dial was inspired by the tears l shed when someone mistakes it as a "regular" Seiko on their way to living room with people and multiple appetizers present.

[@cicerchia]

You guys are HYSTERICAL please do this more often

[@faustomomesso1271]

Looking forward to opinions about IWC, especially Aquatimers😊 Great video!

[@cookiemonstahmetal]

On an underdeveloped country such as mine (México), getting a Tudor isn’t a small victory, but a life’s triumph lol.

[@Alexingramd]

Hahahahahahah love this!! Please do more!!

[@tantu2395]

There are two different groups of people when choosing their watches, some see them as a time piece and men's fashion, and another group sees them as a time pieces and men's jewelry.

[@gigapedia6531]

OMG! This was so funny. I’m literally in tears 😂😂 hilarious! Thanks guys, had a great time.

[@notenoughtime7274]

Great video. Hysterical Particularly love the quotes for Patek, Grand Seiko, and Rolex.

[@chakatrain]

One of the funniest videos I’ve seen in a while. Thanks for the smiles :)

[@bongkem2723]

11:43 Hublot vs Andrew: "not wanting to spend my money on rubbish" that's too accurate =))))

[@introvertswag6494]

As someone who does not go to partys nor has a Grand Seiko I can confirm that is my exact thought proccess about zaratsu polishing.

[@morganthedruid1]

I've got an older Breitling and never tire of being asked if it's a fake one

[@seanthomxx2694]

Because companies like Sugess and Invicta copied their style?... what model you own?

[@davidashton2361]

I bet it's a fake! You poser you!

[@tudors_down]

Brilliant! Should add that the AI was developed by Rolex and then purchased by Rolex at their own auction after driving up the bidding.

[@andreasmehner4585]

Hey guys you are so funny, thx for bring a big smile on my face on sunday morning, what a nice start in the day 😂😂

[@mikapeltola1657]

Absolutely killing it here! Very very funny.

[@MLynx-is7uf]

JLC is so overlooked

[@derekeboyd]

What if I own an Omega Speedmaster, a Square G-Shock, and a Tudor BB58?

[@ncasim]

A guy who likes a well made watch, doesn't care what other people thinks and correctly guessed that life is too short to be waiting around for a submariner so you upgraded to a BB58.

[@jonathanmuller5328]

Sly, witty hints at the truth of how transparent we are. Very funny. Request please for a follow up with Oris, Tissot, Hamilton, et al....

[@ProfessorCarlo]

If you wear a vintage watch then you are classy. If you don't, then you are not.

[@Blue_3rd]

Nice to see Tom! Great video, chaps. 😊

[@jhcowatchinglifestyle]

Please do another one of these!! Bloody great! I don't even care which brands LOL! Work your way through all the conglomerates and indies!

[@gotshpilkes]

I wear 2 watches, what does that say about me? A multiband G-Shock on the right and a German flieger chrono on the left. The chronograph is rated to 100 meters but I have to take it off to wash my hands so I don't get spots on the shell cordovan band.

[@dailywristchecker7128]

🤣🤣🤣

[@dieyproductions4403]

It tells me that you are almost perfect.

[@gotshpilkes]

@@dieyproductions4403 I have been looking for a nice pocket watch.

[@davidashton2361]

Yeah, I wear 3 watches! A Casio wave ceptor on my right wrist, a bullhead on my left wrist and a skyhawk.... I interchange them once a week. Luckily, I don't have to adjust the strap/bands, because I have large wrists!

[@dieyproductions4403]

@@davidashton2361 that's really awesome!

[@wally07]

I love that this video subtlety takes the piss out of everyone. No watch says anything specific about you and these guys know it.

[@TheSilvertrigger]

My daily wrist watch is the Timex easy reader. My grandpa used to wear one.

[@ianng4633]

Being a Tudor owner actually mean exactly 1 thing: you are on a waitlist. - A Tudor owner who was on the waitlist for 16 months.

[@MarkDanger777]

Haha but will never get the call because AD's only sell rolex to people who buy extremely overpriced jewelry

[@ianng4633]

@@MarkDanger777 Well I got the call, but that's the reason why the waitlist for a DJ was 16 months long.

[@dave3295]

I am a Breitling Navitimer owner…I can confirm I am content, at least on the outside….. However, I have no children, or motorbikes. I do certainly own a bomber jacket though.

[@watcheswithabdullah]

I'm a vintage Credor. I cost as much as a G-shock, but don't waste any opportunity to tell uninterested folks how my watch is the daddy of Grand Seiko and is worn by the Japanese emperors🤘😎

[@robalexander7348]

Great watch comparison boys, you made me smile a number of times with this one.. I do own 3 Tudor watches, i love their Quality and excellent time keeping ☺ 👍

[@Raph.Bogaert]

Haha the AP part was so 100% spot on, this is pure gold!

[@branislavkambwili6969]

Great show as usual… and this really cracked me up please do another episode with different watches I’ll definitely set my reminder

[@Night_Diver81]

Please do this again! , And include Bremont, Tag Heuer, Richard Mille.

[@richardnedbalek1968]

My thoughts, exactly!

[@frankcapparelle6184]

Amazing and thank you to both of you. Time to pick watch models within each brand and dig deeper.

[@michaelg8258]

Wow. This and "Ten Watch Style Rules You Must Follow" -- you guys are killing it. I may actually re-watch both. More please.

[@David-nx2vm]

Excellent satire…thank you.

[@ryanbrown918]

Yup…Rolex & Omega owner here. Nailed it 😅

[@keegsalex6285]

lol the breitling one is funny 🤣 because my Dad had one AND was actually a pilot too so it actually works for him 💯👌🏽

[@VaporEG]

Love that shot at TGV

[@alexhidell663]

That Tudor comment was pretty accurate...😮😅

[@jasonwebb7574]

Love the idea that you think Watchfinder is the place to go to spend less on watches...

[@thomaskentwarburtonjr]

Best video yet, I wish I could subscribe twice.

[@geoffreyaugust0]

As a Panerai obsessed enthusiast myself, you will also develop the Panerai callus on the back of your hand, generally in line with your left or right ring finger, due to said crown guard. I believe that is the true mark of a paneristi. Anyone agree?

[@davidashton2361]

Gave you a thumbs up because nobody else gives a fuck and I felt sorry for you!

[@GabrielDavis-ez4by]

I think Tag Heuer is actually pretty solid but the rest 100% agree on

[@1htalp9]

Was this Chat GPT? I think you'd get some great material from there for future episodes.

[@realalexmackenzie]

So if i own multiple Panerai, Rolex, GS, then how am i to interpet the results?

[@billturner6564]

A very fun review and it made me really happy because I wear an IWC just because it's off your radar😂

[@RabidWombatz]

Nailed the Grand Seiko owner. The only person I knew with one tried to persuade me me to start collecting them!

[@RabidWombatz]

Hublot incorrect IMO. It says “new money”. At least, in Asia & India.

[@briannama8760]

U guys ditched the mic graphics😢, it was really cool when u guys did that

[@esrynshudder4216]

laughed out loud so many times to this video lmao, love the watch zodiacs concept

[@Sov92]

I'm currently wearing a custom sterling silver Casio Royale. What does that say about me?

[@PROFX2009]

Jokes aside this is actually very accurate

[@DavidJames-px6go]

As a Breitling Navitimer owner, I can identify with the description here, except I am a pilot with my own plane, and bomber jackets have always been cool, so it's impossible have liked them or have had one before the were cool. The motorcycle part was hilarious and yes I am content, and in its own little way, the Navi enhances that contentment. I could never really figure out why I was never interested in Rolex when we all know how "superior" Rolex is to Breitling. I guess now I know. Great video, made me for me smile.

[@friskjidjidoglu7415]

Holy crap this was hilarious

[@istvantoth7431]

Longines Flagship (dress), Hydroconquest (daily) plus a GShock here. I won't pay 5-6 grand for a watch when a 2 grand worth of watch delivers exactly the same specs in terms of accuracy, looks, etc.

[@Kraggypandapops]

I like Accurist, Sekonda and Rotary. Not the most expensive watches but they are good makes and are reliable. Why spend thousands just for status purposes?

[@antyvirusuk8056]

Isnt computron a bulova?

[@DavidHodges208]

I don’t know how true the Tudor one is. I don’t drive a Toyota Camry, I drive a Honda Accord.

[@vincentcorreia5714]

What!!!!!! No traditional mics?? Nice to see you Tom

[@NA-oo4ls]

I’m wearing a vintage Tudor Prince-Quartz Oysterdate… I am unique dammit!

[@spazz27]

Lol that was hilariously awesome 👏🏼

[@DaddySantaClaus]

vintage 1950 nivada compensamatic mechanic 17 jewels 14ct gold, brown leather strap.