What Your Watch Says About You... Rolex, Breitling, Omega & More

[@cavemandan543210]

“There’s a special place at parties for Grand Seiko owners… the corner” Holy hell lmao

[@JLeonSarmiento]

Came for the watches, stayed for the jokes. This show is great!

[@TimelySoles]

Couldn't agree more! 😅

[@AmishNinjaMaster]

GS -- 100% accurately describes me. I attended the company spring/summer social event, actually sat in the corner, contemplated the future for a bit while gazing out of the window and appreciating the smooth sweep of the second hand on my GS. Later, I slipped out the side-door next to the restroom ... and I'm the boss.

[@davidashton2361]

Yes!! That's my sense of humour!😂😳

[@anindyaganguly5243]

I do that even if I don't own a GS 😅😅

[@davidashton2361]

I was going to say, I do that, even though I don't work for the company!😄😄

[@kerrybayton2954]

As a Grand Seiko wearer you've destroyed my self image, i always felt rather edgy & charismatic!

[@istvantoth7431]

Welcome to the corner. 🌧️

[@cableg01]

Think of it as the VIP corner

[@appleratpipe]

Cringe seiko beta

[@bradrohrs7748]

You ARE edgy and charismatic its those other people who don’t get you. You can’t blame yourself for being an objectively better person!

[@stevethompson7910]

Oh... look, it's snowing! ❄️

[@mannycalavera2335]

I wear a Grand Seiko as a daily and the description is pretty accurate. I do sit in the corner of the party. And I do watch the snow fall out the window and leave early to go walk my dog. Quietly disappointed with the fact that no one is ever interested in talking about watch movements.

[@danonthestrings]

A man that recognises his flaws is a man at peace with life.

[@jeffjacobson59]

I’ll talk movements with you, Manny!

[@davidashton2361]

Try an alternative then, bowel movements!😄😳🤢

[@davidashton2361]

I might add, that's rather derogatory and ungallant of you to say you're going to walk your dog! If your wife tells you that your dinner's in the dog the next time you get home from work, you've only got yourself to blame!😂😂

[@eyes2338]

Would I get this traits if I I buy one? Cause I dont currently have these traits.

[@mr_watchaddict3146]

The best response to overhear upon someone showing their Grand Seiko at a party, or anywhere else, is "oh yeah, my brother has a Seiko too." 😏

[@LaurentiusTriarius]

A dude spent 20 minutes explaining to my wife how his spring drive watch was special, she concluded by something of that effect. I was thoroughly amused...

[@mr_watchaddict3146]

@@LaurentiusTriarius As per old Top Gear, "if you have to explain it, it's not 'cool'!"

[@kostinarain7373]

@@mr_watchaddict3146 keyword being "old" here LOL what do old people know about cool?

[@willmarshall4685]

😂

[@davidashton2361]

@@mr_watchaddict3146 I WONDERED why my jokes weren't funny! Now I know! Thanks!😳

[@astorbeijer9424]

My favorite line was "Hublot- lesson learned". THAT should totally be their marketing slogan 😂

[@rfassberg]

Please, please, please do more videos like these! This was great. Now just run a few more brands through the machine, like: Cartier, Tag, JLC, Zenith

[@richardhead2318]

Apple?

[@manuel_winde]

TAG- you are a man, you wear G Star Raw, you had posters of cars on your wall as a kid, you still have one as a screensaver on your top of the range phone, you genuinely believe your TAG is at the same level of Rolex, omega, Breitling and JLC (because they were a similar price when you got it 15 years ago) Cartier- you don’t think there’s anything wrong with having a wife, and a girlfriend. You like good red wine (and your wife has a matching Cartier… so does your girlfriend) Zenith- you considered a grand Seiko, but it felt a bit too ‘obvious’. You don’t vote for one of the mainstream political parties or read newspapers but you think Al Jazeera has the most accurate news, and you tell people that. JLC- you’re confident and knowledgeable about watches, and everything else. You’re not the best at anything but you’re genuinely happy with yourself and have true peace of mind.

[@larryhitt6119]

My favorite episode of all time. You guys are hilarious and very clever. By the way, I'm an Omega guy.

[@davidashton2361]

Who cares!😄

[@davidashton2361]

Everybody's an Omega guy, whether you've got one or not! Ask the Jones' next door!

[@theshadowman1398]

I am a Seiko / Hamilton guy. Both brands make brilliant quirky watches at the right price.

[@TravellingTechie]

Seiko/G-shock for everyday for me. A couple of luxury watches for functions and parties.

[@heavyhauler426]

Went for a King Seiko recently after coming off a Hamilton Khaki Automatic. Hasn't left my wrist. Already has 5 marks on it.

[@SomeOneOneOne]

​@@heavyhauler426 how is the fit? You wear it loose?

[@heavyhauler426]

@SomeOneOneOne Mine is the SJE083 with the 6L35. It wears just right on my 6.75" wrist, and if it gets too tight, I just loosen the strap.

[@theshadowman1398]

@@TravellingTechie I am thinking of getting A Casioak with bluetooth just because it looks like a fun watch.

[@maxclark1991]

As a Grand Seiko owner of their SLGH005 (White Birch) and SBGJ259 (Bamboo) I can confirm that you will always find me in the corner at a party staring out the window. 😅 Getting ready for my Irish goodbye.

[@joofmagoof2841]

"you know you're in safe hands if the used car dealer is wearing a rolex" lmao, brilliant

[@Night_Diver81]

Please do this again! , And include Bremont, Tag Heuer, Richard Mille.

[@jamescgarrett6356]

My collection consists of half a dozen Seiko/Grand Seiko, a couple of Christopher Wards and Tudors, and a GShock. That pretty much covers all bases. Keep up the great videos and keep well :-)

[@alwayspooh1588]

Solid choices. No need for Rolex or vastly hyper pieces! Actually, other than GS and Ward, mine is similar.

[@davidashton2361]

@@alwayspooh1588 💩 There's a solid choice for you!😂😂

[@andrewkhan1028]

Don’t worry bro, one day you’ll find yourself😂

[@gabrielvazquez7147]

Quite a few people who wear Breitling watches are pilots, both military and civilian, and they use them. The ones who are not pilots mostly buy the watches because they like the style, at least in my experience being on the other side of the counter selling them the watch. I would also add that precious few Breitling watches end up in a safe unused, they are worn daily. Breitling customers are very cool individuals.

[@rolisreefranch]

they're sketchy

[@alanparks7919]

As a diver, I love my older SuperOcean 1500m. I wear it often.

[@daverauti1170]

OMG - nailed ‘Omega guy’ lmao, especially with the shoes & no socks reference

[@ES-tr5no]

I’m an Omega owner, I don’t wear boat shoes. As a matter of fact I wear cowboy boots made by Lucchese and I do wear socks with them. Also, I wear Jeager LeCoultre and Cartier.

[@daverauti1170]

@@ES-tr5no There’s prob a fine line between owning an Omega and being an ‘Omega guy’. I laughed at the video because I know some Omega guys and that’s exactly who they are, to a tee. It’s fine, they’re just metro that’s all.

[@hitsugayat10]

I am an omega guy and I wear socks and my no socks day is only when am wearing a pair of silicone sandals

[@daverauti1170]

@@hitsugayat10 Bro! It’s cool, I wasn’t gaslighting…. I didn’t make the video! LMAO with the backlash!!

[@Leftystrat]

I’m an omega guy and I don’t wear socks because I have an anke bracelet on😏

[@Chipchap-xu6pk]

Longines fan here, generally overlooked and ignored at parties, so great job on the perfect meta coverage of that. Spot on!

[@Outsidecontext]

I agreed with the machine re the Tudor and it’s owner… until I sold my YM Rolex and bought a Tudor GMT while waiting on the new Explorer. I’ve not worn anything else since - it’s just awesome. I may actually not go for another Rolex at all.

[@alwayspooh1588]

I have the BB GMT too, and it is a fantastic watch. if I ever had to have a 1 watch collection, that would be it.

[@altair1983]

I bought bb58 black while waiting for datejust. I wear Tudor much, much more... It's me.

[@giovannibucio]

all my family wears omega,my wife has white gold constellation,my sister aqua terra with sedna gold, i have seamaster300 pro sedna gold rubber strap blk dial from 2022 and planet ocean 2023 just got it brown ceramics with sedna gold 39mm. all at the omega store never gray market. we went omega because it was closer store to our house and better service than other watch companies around us here in Chicago illinois USA. all watch companies are beautiful in there own way but wat we loved in the store of omega was always in stock no wait list and no killing of your wallet like other brands with hyped prices.

[@davidashton2361]

JUST SHUT UP!😄😄

[@GrantFryburger]

"Be the son of a Patek Philippe owner or kill a Patek Philippe owner" 😂

[@MLynx-is7uf]

JLC is so overlooked

[@ydchild]

What’s it say about Cartier? For the next round please.

[@Terry_McKinney]

The title should be "What other people say what your watch says about you". I don't care what other people say. I buy, wear and collect the watches I love.

[@Zotrax1946]

😆😂… TGV would laugh so hard of that Panerai part!

[@DisplayKeesBack]

Haha I was thinking the same thing. Love both content.

[@toobalkain]

Wearing Rolex says, look at me, everyone, I'm no longer poor, I'm solidly middle class now, the emotional trauma of childhood deprivilegement fully healed. It's like wearing branded clothes, Rolex.

[@GunGlutton]

That’s why I bought my first Rolex and sold my last Rolex. The only ones who noticed it were other Rolex owners and it was to compare whose Rolex was harder to get. I had to look in the mirror and ask am I this douchey?

[@psidvicious]

And don’t forget, Rolex also says - “Hey I don’t mind blowing the complete stranger salesman at the AD boutique, so that they’ll allow me to buy their grossly overpriced product.

[@davidpayne6307]

I was disappointed you didn’t do Longines owners.

[@toobalkain]

@@davidpayne6307 I don't think a true douche wears a Longines, it's not flashy enough, Longines is more for people who don't know about watches, they get their first real job and treat themselves to a €1.000 watch at the mall, or maybe the wife bought it for him for his 30th birthday.

[@faustomomesso1271]

Looking forward to opinions about IWC, especially Aquatimers😊 Great video!

[@Alexingramd]

Hahahahahahah love this!! Please do more!!

[@dave3295]

I am a Breitling Navitimer owner…I can confirm I am content, at least on the outside….. However, I have no children, or motorbikes. I do certainly own a bomber jacket though.

[@FragranceGlitch]

The air soft Walther PPK got me 😂😂

[@friskjidjidoglu7415]

Holy crap this was hilarious

[@cookiemonstahmetal]

On an underdeveloped country such as mine (México), getting a Tudor isn’t a small victory, but a life’s triumph lol.

[@jhcowatchinglifestyle]

Please do another one of these!! Bloody great! I don't even care which brands LOL! Work your way through all the conglomerates and indies!

[@redrum2204]

Having 4 Omegas and 4 Panerai , plus a couple Breitling, I can't disagree with any of it

[@davidashton2361]

I'll bet you can't, Mr. Smug!😂

[@keithchegwin1222]

A Patek say's "I'm from money, but like to tell people how I've made it on my own and used to be homeless" they live a rags to riches story. You later find out they went to a private school and their dad was a doctor or started the business in the first place.

[@TomRauhe]

All of those are way too accurate 🤩 loved the Grand Seiko one. I feel you. I am.

[@stephenbrocklehurst7914]

As a JLC wearer, I'm clearly under the radar...

[@1ce2berg]

Lol, same with my and Glashutte...

[@juanlauda2300]

JLC for me too. Glad to be "under the radar".

[@DavidJames-px6go]

As a Breitling Navitimer owner, I can identify with the description here, except I am a pilot with my own plane, and bomber jackets have always been cool, so it's impossible have liked them or have had one before the were cool. The motorcycle part was hilarious and yes I am content, and in its own little way, the Navi enhances that contentment. I could never really figure out why I was never interested in Rolex when we all know how "superior" Rolex is to Breitling. I guess now I know. Great video, made me for me smile.

[@pimnieuwenhuizen8561]

What can I say to the machine except “resistance is futile”? Great fun as always👍

[@NA-oo4ls]

I’m wearing a vintage Tudor Prince-Quartz Oysterdate… I am unique dammit!

[@watcheswithabdullah]

I'm a vintage Credor. I cost as much as a G-shock, but don't waste any opportunity to tell uninterested folks how my watch is the daddy of Grand Seiko and is worn by the Japanese emperors🤘😎

[@briannama8760]

U guys ditched the mic graphics😢, it was really cool when u guys did that

[@Dr.VonBraun]

Not going to brag, but I finally have been in a position to buy my first GMT Master 1675. I got it for Father's Day this year and it's from my year of birth 1972. I feel like I finally have "Arrived" professionally and I decided to treat myself with a very expensive watch. I grew up very poor and after finally being able to go to college in my 40's and land an amazing job in I.T., I feel like I deserved it. Kudos on the video!

[@dujayoutube7597]

In my head I always pictured the setup as being more Alas Smith and Jones, intimate and opposite each other. I don't like seeing you're in different locations! Great.content as usual though.

[@luke2244]

This is excellent. I’m having a bit of a crisis of personality, though, as I rotate day by day between Tudor, omega, g shock, seiko, citizen, timex, etc, etc. I hope I never lose the ability to love a 50 dollar watch as much as I love a 10 thousand dollar one.

[@spazz27]

Lol that was hilariously awesome 👏🏼

[@jcmuscle123]

Isn’t it funny how hublot get bullying for being pretentious but Rolex is worse ? Still one is dumb overpriced

[@martinmcfarlane8806]

No no no, this is weird. Go back to voices and hands only.

[@LeonXOV]

I agree, it’s just weird seeing them in faces, leave it to Daddy Bulbasaur or Watch Gringa for that 😂

[@Bigmtj10678]

💀💀💀

[@tudors_down]

Brilliant! Should add that the AI was developed by Rolex and then purchased by Rolex at their own auction after driving up the bidding.

[@garethpearce5266]

Currently in my collection; Omega DeVille, BB41 (Silver), BB58 (Navy), Seiko Presage, SKX007 and a ruck ton of Casio. God alone what that says about me. 😂

[@davidashton2361]

Weirdo! 😂😳

[@TRUYORK718]

This is so Racist! I love it lol

[@danielcooke4539]

I resent the description of Omega owners. Owning a Speedy myself I would never wear brogues with my space suit! 😂

[@TheSilvertrigger]

My daily wrist watch is the Timex easy reader. My grandpa used to wear one.

[@Juanjo191]

Would like to know what the machine has to tell about Oris, Longines, IWC and JLC

[@notenoughtime7274]

Great video. Hysterical Particularly love the quotes for Patek, Grand Seiko, and Rolex.

[@robalexander7348]

Great watch comparison boys, you made me smile a number of times with this one.. I do own 3 Tudor watches, i love their Quality and excellent time keeping ☺ 👍

[@myschevious11]

I own a Tudor and Omegas (along with an obscure B&R). I feel called out... but I drive a MINI JCW, not a Camry. LOL :)

[@tonyhernandez9632]

I wear an older model Omega Seamaster (2551.80), but I fit the description of Tudor wearers much better.

[@kevinhung1575]

Nice video guys, next time can include Cartier, Tag Heuer, Breuer, Blancpain, GP, Breguet, FP Journe.

[@daverauti1170]

As a massive Breitling fan, I can confirm the description as apt and accurate - including the motorcycle part. Interesting that there’s no quips there….

[@seanthomxx2694]

As a Superocean II owner, it left me confused

[@daverauti1170]

@@seanthomxx2694 You don’t have a jet ski? It’s basically a motorcycle on water right?

[@seanthomxx2694]

@@daverauti1170 🤣, no, I bought mine as a Navy retirement gift,

[@daverauti1170]

@@seanthomxx2694 Excellent choice, the navy I mean. Thank you for your service sir. My family and I appreciate you.

[@seanthomxx2694]

@Dave Rauti thank you, it was a great experience

[@SamI-jk5vt]

after successfully ending the high table and faking his death john wick now sell watches for living

[@mattrossesq]

You missed Timex and asking the Commodore 64!

[@grmpf]

I know r/watchescirclejerk is rarely seen as particularly useful, but it has a spectacularly extensive post about exactly this. It might inadvertently be one of the most comprehensive lists of "enthusiast" watch brands out there as well.

[@LaCorvette]

I think I have to reconsider my Tudor wishlist then, although I do identify with the suggested mindset.

[@charliethang7066]

That is not at all how I imagined you guys would look 😂 but awesome that we finally get to see you on camera!!

[@jasonwebb7574]

Love the idea that you think Watchfinder is the place to go to spend less on watches...

[@BennyLlama]

As a brand new Omega owner, I feel attacked 😂

[@davidashton2361]

May I offer a solution to your dilemma? Try walking down your local poor district late at night!😂😂😂

[@BennyLlama]

@@davidashton2361 I'll pass, thanks 😂

[@philc1773]

So, if I have it correctly Breitling owners are cool Dad's who put their kids first.... I'll take that all day!

[@thedrivechannel83]

These are all spot on!❤

[@TheColnago]

Good stuff guys. Thanks for the laughs. 😅

[@PocketWatchTime]

At 9:26 did a bug just run down the wall?!?!?!

[@geoffreyaugust0]

As a Panerai obsessed enthusiast myself, you will also develop the Panerai callus on the back of your hand, generally in line with your left or right ring finger, due to said crown guard. I believe that is the true mark of a paneristi. Anyone agree?

[@davidashton2361]

Gave you a thumbs up because nobody else gives a fuck and I felt sorry for you!

[@elzarcho]

What does the Computron say about my Bulova Computron?

[@morganthedruid1]

I've got an older Breitling and never tire of being asked if it's a fake one

[@seanthomxx2694]

Because companies like Sugess and Invicta copied their style?... what model you own?

[@davidashton2361]

I bet it's a fake! You poser you!

[@jvduckmanton7162]

Great vid, laughed and laughed.

[@StevenScholten]

I do not wear boot shoes. I do own an Omega 50th anniv. Speedmaster (the enamel dial one) though

[@mdfashionco]

Moonwatch and seamaster 300 yes, however the ultra deep and vintage homage one are cool

[@phildevereux9136]

Casio and Sinn!

[@lancehatch4475]

I am such a Tudor guy. It's like they based the description on my life to the last detail. 😢

[@michaelg8258]

Wow. This and "Ten Watch Style Rules You Must Follow" -- you guys are killing it. I may actually re-watch both. More please.

[@dwaynemarsden1652]

What about cartier 🤣

[@infinity2x0]

Some might identify you as the best dressed at the party. You believe that a formal occasion requires a leather strap for your watch. It's okay to be paying, even over-paying, for a quartz movements. You might choose to work in fashion, or marketing, or fashion marketing, if you choose to work at all. You're upset that Cartier is getting so much attention because it's supposed to be limited and exclusive. You like quiet luxury, so the tiny Cartier logo is perfect for you.

[@dwaynemarsden1652]

@infinity2x0 quartz how dare you!!! the santos is in an house movement and its on a bracelet can't do with the leather strap 🤣

[@infinity2x0]

@@dwaynemarsden1652 the number of people who can tell quartz VS automatic Cartier watches is fewer than you'd expect lol. Love the Santos on the bracelet, have yet to try with a leather strap for that one. Any thoughts on Santos Dumont?

[@autostereoptic]

Grand Seiko = Shoegaze 😂😂😂😂

[@philipgrier9376]

What happened to IWC?

[@kevinnepo1095]

How about Cartier?

[@steffenbaden-baden1274]

If only the world would be so easy to tell what a person is like by looking at the watch 😅

[@ashoka1854]

First time I'm seeing your faces, you really do look similar to the microphones you normally use to represent yourselves.

[@goldencalf5144]

I drive a Toyota Corolla, thank you very much. You obviously know nothing about me as a Tudor owner.

[@esrynshudder4216]

laughed out loud so many times to this video lmao, love the watch zodiacs concept

[@CNDcovert]

Tissot PRX owners: LGBTQ only party

[@gotshpilkes]

I wear 2 watches, what does that say about me? A multiband G-Shock on the right and a German flieger chrono on the left. The chronograph is rated to 100 meters but I have to take it off to wash my hands so I don't get spots on the shell cordovan band.

[@dailywristchecker7128]

🤣🤣🤣

[@dieyproductions4403]

It tells me that you are almost perfect.

[@gotshpilkes]

@@dieyproductions4403 I have been looking for a nice pocket watch.

[@davidashton2361]

Yeah, I wear 3 watches! A Casio wave ceptor on my right wrist, a bullhead on my left wrist and a skyhawk.... I interchange them once a week. Luckily, I don't have to adjust the strap/bands, because I have large wrists!

[@dieyproductions4403]

@@davidashton2361 that's really awesome!

[@jsusna1972]

Seeing a lot of professional golfers with an "AP" on their sleeves, my brother thought it was for Arnold Palmer. 😅

[@DavidHodges208]

I don’t know how true the Tudor one is. I don’t drive a Toyota Camry, I drive a Honda Accord.

[@you0nlylivetwice]

I own an Omega 300M 2531.80.. yeah.. I always wanted a real Walther

[@franciscos.3671]

What about the vintage Watch user?

[@speedracer2please]

I tend to wear Citizen, Bulova, and Hamilton. What do those say about me? Did I invent time travel just to escape debt collectors from 1940s America?

[@bobcat409]

What is your face doing on Watchfinder? I am shocked.

[@italianstallion3130]

This video earned a subscription. My new favorite watch video- I desperately need a part II

[@fishrowe420]

What does my steel dives Captain Willard say about me? 😂

[@egbertkuijpers1387]

In essence: you own a watch🤪

[@samnathan2709]

Wow the tudor one was hurtfully accurate

[@mutanthands]

I still can’t get used to the fact that you both have faces 🤷‍♂️

[@Sov92]

I'm currently wearing a custom sterling silver Casio Royale. What does that say about me?