10 Giant Lies Told By Movies That Will Definitely Kill You

[@Brunoxid0]

Hacking involves frantically typing random stuff on a keyboard.

[@jaketheauroran]

"I'm a computer genius, so hand me your chromebook and it'll take me about three minutes to hack into the DoD"

[@JoshHolden-Aka-evani]

no you're not

[@fusiontoa18]

lool indeed

[@agorikovt]

If it did then... I could just time WODjehjfkdhfW GJhgff and obtain all the technology, all the classified information, ALL the god dam knowledge. Simply by typing random gibberish for a few minutes/seconds or less. That would be broken if it could happen in real life.

[@d13sel51]

or according to the media, all hackers wear a black mask when sitting in front of their computer

[@Sou1defiler]

My personal number one. Being thrown through a pane of glass and you walk away utterly unscathed. Even your clothes.

[@changowowowoezzy9617]

I steped on a big glass table top in my super packed gurage. And my foot went threw. had to get stitches in 3 difrent spots

[@slcRN1971]

That has always bothered me too, not even a scratch after going through a plate glass window. Many years ago (before safety glass), I was working in the ER when a man who had gone backwards through a sliding glass door arrived via ambulance. I spent the next three hours picking fragments of glass out of his back-side.

[@RemedyLiveSteve]

Agreed, although 4-year-old me did just this. Gave my mum a turn!

[@supahtyp]

What about walking around in burning houses, with perfect eyesight and without a slightest cough

[@hydrolito]

Would depend on what is burning and how much fire in the house some objects give off more smoke than others and even different types of smoke depending on the material being burned.

[@jonathanbrooks4969]

Exactly. No one in movies ever dies from smoke inhalation, and lungs shrinkage to size of walnut from fire...if main character.

[@zatoth13]

Or getting poisoned by the assorted things such as plastics, synthetic cloth, varnish, cleaning supplies, etc being burned and giving off fumes.

[@m00kism]

How about being able to see clearly under water. Eyes don't work that way.

[@Burglekutt3000]

Shut up

[@ebony1442]

Another issue with lava is that, where there is lava, there is generally a large quantity of unpleasant and toxic gasses. While much of what comes up with lava is water vapor (albeit superheated, which is pretty harmful in its own right), there is also large quantities of carbon dioxide, sulfur dioxide, hydrogen sulfide, and various hydrogen halides (like everyone's favorite, HCl, or hydrochloric acid). All of these are in a vapor form and all of them are dangerous in the quantities produced by volcanoes and lava vents. It won't just be the heat that kills you; it'll be that deep inhalation of acid that destroys the mucous membranes inside your sinuses, your lungs, and probably your eyes.

[@jarianharris8240]

WOW!!

[@kden9772]

My excuse for everything on the list "it's because he's batman!"

[@Kleetus_Van_Damm]

Can’t really even blame this on the movie so much as the comics themselves for this one

[@BrokeProductions]

Well to be fair to Anakin and Luke, their wounds were cauterized immediately due to the heat of the lightsabers so blood loss wouldn't be an issue

[@jasonthellama5136]

bruh, you literally said exactly what i was about to *applause*

[@PurpleSnake]

Darn! Beat me too it as well :P

[@Kuroiraven]

not to be douchy about it because i was thinking the same thing but still you lose a part of your blood instantly with that arm and the quick severing of bones and nerves can make you go into shock, combine the dizziness from blood loss(just dizzy for being an arm) with that and you might black out and never wake up

[@PurpleSnake]

Also keep in mind that we're talking about Jedi. JEDI. NOT normal human beings. These people are far superior than us regular shits :P

[@justincoutts8748]

good observation. all of that sounds exactly how luke reacted tho(aside from passing out) so.... what's your point?

[@melancholyentertainment]

Actually, if a lightsaber removes a limb, you won't bleed. Lightsabers cauterize the wounds they make.

[@pivotdude324hi]

YOU. I was watching the vid, and I was JUST coming down to comment this.Thank you.

[@cameronwilson7879]

Mysterious Enigma they aren't real

[@mrspicolli]

Cameron Wilson we have actually figured out how to contain a beam of light in a stable solid-state... so yeah dip shit… They are coming

[@pivotdude324hi]

Jeff Busby His statement is still valid. They aren't real. Not yet, but us nerds can hope, amirite?

[@melancholyentertainment]

+Cameron Wilson Whether or not they're real is irrelevant anyways. He used the Skywalkers as prime examples in the video, but he was wrong.

[@stevoridesagain]

I love how he attempts to dispel the myth that bombs are easily disarmed ... while showing clips of the bombs from Lethal Weapon 2 and The Dark Knight Rises. Neither bomb was disarmed in their respective films, and were allowed to detonate instead.

[@kiss52476]

They actually showed on Mythbusters that the liquid nitrogen trick in Lethal Weapon would have actually given them time to just walk away from the bomb and have plenty of time before it went off.

[@HunterRed]

"Avoiding guns altogether? NEVAR!!!" -America

[@zatoth13]

Love weapons. Including boomsticks

[@fournierman]

"It's just a flesh wound."

[@angelgarcia4716]

-Water can save you from death at any falling distance. -Bullets always hit you in the shoulder if you are handsome enough. And that means no harm whatsoever. -Anybody can remove a bullet from your body without any side effect at all, only need to drop the bullet on a metal plate after. -You can survive several cuts from a sword or knife and keep fighting (if you are handsome enough again) -You always wake up from a coma with no damage. Maybe little amnesia. -No harm at all fron blanks, even if you put the gun in your mouth and fire it. If you are Nick Cage at least. -No harm at all from electricity, especialy magic/superpower kind. Sorry for my english. It is not my first language. Or second one XD

[@connarkent282]

Better than most who's english is their first

[@willieholmes1483]

Actor Jon-Erik Hexum died from being shot with a blank. There was some cotton wadded into the gun barrel and was driven against his skull, sending a piece of bone into his brain. He was on life support, declared brain dead and disconnected.

[@jasonrowan9831]

Water can't save you from any falling distance. You have to break the water before you hit it after a certain height

[@edwardarroyo884]

@@jasonrowan9831 The dude that said these things was talking about other lies told by movies, similar to how the video was.

[@thesilentexo7539]

How about "lab accidents involving incredibly dangerous and lethal substances won't kill you, it'll give you some awesome super power"?

[@jachina]

this is about movies, not animated show, or movies like the flash, idiot

[@Endoptic]

"this is about movies, not...movies..." Hmm.

[@tingispingis]

+Hudorra You... you're slow aren't you?

[@hydrolito]

Lab accidents don't give superpowers they thought the guy was going to die anyway so the Doctors experiment on him. Super hero is one of the few people that actually survive the accident and the Doctors experiments. In the case of the Fantastic four the Skrulls that showed up in the 2nd issue might have experiment on them in the first issue. The Skrulls knew who they were before anyone else did, and they were planning to wear disguises, they just decided to drop that idea.

[@embodimentofimperfection5694]

Wandering Exo Or lightning strikes and solar flares

[@destrypounds1164]

Deadpool has an excuse to not follow the rules of real life science

[@mattwoodard2535]

And having a healing factor that repairs any damage in very short period of time. sm

[@chuckg9899]

It’s all about the chimichangas.

[@zibbybone]

"Jesus: The Novel" - love it!

[@queso716]

I would like to add one. CPR. Most of the time, when someone does CPR in a movie, the person survives and is miraculously able to continue. In reality, CPR is literally a last ditch effort, and to do it correctly, you HAVE to fracture their ribs. That is to say, in real life, if CPR does work, they're not entirely out of the woods.

[@teabearchurchill5600]

You don't HAVE to fracture ribs to do CPR right... but it's frighteningly easy to do.

[@adamcarreras-neal4697]

cpr just keeps the blood and oxygenated, to get a heart beat going again needs an electric shock

[@Chud_Bud_Supreme]

This had a thumbnail of John McClain and yet there was nothing about Die Hard. Kinda disappointed.

[@kyleking8656]

Son of Tiamat John McClain tied a hose around his waist and jumped off a building.

[@Chud_Bud_Supreme]

Kyle King And it was fuckin' badass!

[@SimonVanliew26]

well technically he swung into the floor below he didn't freefall

[@corywilson532]

The difference between McClain and Bruce Wayne is McClain is holding onto the hose and swinging down. Bruce Wayne falls straight down.

[@kyleking8656]

Cory Wilson Yeah, you guys are correct. I wasn't even thinking of the comparison.

[@Add183]

Don't run through glass it'll fuck YOU up

[@blackvial]

whatculture forgets that lighsabers tend to cauterize wounds

[@darkmyro]

blackvial also the do not and probably can not exist

[@BulletTooth504]

Except for the alien dude in the bar.

[@jothejoker6771]

darkmyro Government had GPS before the public did. Government has everything before the public has it or even knows about it.

[@ronia3181]

BulletTooth504 That's because alien blood doesn't cauterize, aliens suffer from severe hemophilia.

[@randomdudewalkingdownthest8158]

but you probably will go into shock will all that pain & trauma

[@skellymom]

Running away from a large explosion...with no concussion injuries. Heck, hardly even a scratch from even being pushed into the pavement from a blast.

[@tdylan]

I'm also pretty sure the blast doesn't send you sailing through the air.

[@skellymom]

tdylan Depends on the blast. gizmodo.com/5963652/what-happens-when-you-stand-next-to-an-explosion

[@Tunpulaattori]

11. Sustained fire is accurate. If you aim to chest first shot will surely hit, but second may even go over the head. It is really difficult to hold the gun steady enough to get satisfactory results. Single fire if way more effective. Sustained fire should only be used in short burst unregularly in close combat.

[@zatoth13]

my dad-one of the best shots in his unit-proved the inaccuracy of sustained fire when a guy challenged him to using a semi automatic vs a full automatic. My dad fired three shots in the time it took to shoot a bunch from the full automatic, but all of my dad's hit the target.

[@tyratooOP]

Running and jumping through a window, especially from a skyscraper will do more than just give you a few scars.

[@HunterRodrigez]

most modern buildings have safety glass anyways, so you most likely wont jump through it but rather smash against it

[@tyratooOP]

*****​ True. If somehow you break it.... you will die :P

[@Hellheart]

Quavion Deering I dove through a living room window and got a huge gaping slice on my right forearm. Got 19 internal stitches and 30 external. Lost more blood from that act of lunacy then I did when I got stabbed in the ribs with a screwdriver.

[@TheApexPlayer]

Flusing your goldfish down the toilet is the best way to set it free - Finding Nemo

[@jb112011]

Indiana Jones and the refrigerator

[@ScreamingScallop]

Hopefully, you will never be faced with trying to survive a nuke blast, whereas unfortunately shootings take place pretty much constantly in America and there's probably some jackass jumping off a roof with a rope tied around his waist right now.

[@Endoptic]

If you're counting police violence, sure. Civilian violence is down for decades.

[@hydrolito]

He never actually stated how powerful the bomb was in Indiana Jones. They were testing something not bombing a city so wouldn't be a full power bomb.

[@TheMAXIFOD]

actually, the reason he got into the refrigerator is that they were coated with lead, which stops radiation ( if there is enough lead). so you should actually hide inside a 1950 refrigerator if a nuke drop, provided you are outside of the blast range. and no one believes that scene anyway

[@oharehatmancaleb7]

Good luck staying in a refrigerator long enough for the radiation to dissipate to a non-lethal level.

[@arohk1579]

See I learned from the A-Team that bullets will always go in a straight line and no matter how bad the aircraft crashes you will walk away :).

[@TheZipperDragon]

In Star Wars' defence, Lightsabers seem to cauterise meaning no bleeding.

[@jaketheberge1970]

To be fair to Star Wars, Lightsabers cauterise their wounds so in that one instance loosing a limb isn't quite as traumatic. Being a Force user probably helps a whole hell of a lot, Just ask Ani.

[@Limon-cq5zu]

Jake Theberge Well, yeah the wound gets cauterized, but a main artery would have trouble, the tube was cut And sealed, the blood has no place to go and the pressure will end up opening the wound again, still, the cauterization (or however you say it) will stop the bleeding of smaller veins And stuff, giving you a couple more minutes of life

[@jaketheberge1970]

Limon True.

[@Rebazar]

There's also a little thing called "shock"...

[@alveolate]

but... he was very VERY near lava too...

[@logical1989]

Shock doesn't prevent blood loss, blood loss causes hypovolemic shock.

[@ValSempai]

Really surprised that the Indiana Jones' "yeah a refrigerator will totally save you from a nuke" isn't on this list.

[@darkmyro]

L8 Valentine it was a lead lined one which could, but your also gonna have to deal with fallout keeping the door closed while your literally flying and tumbling through th sky and getting smashed against the sides as you come in for a landing . so if the explosion didn't get you, you would have to deal with all that.

[@ValSempai]

***** it's still a giant lie told by a movie isn't it?

[@ValSempai]

darkmyro "likely situations" wasn't part of the title ;) gotcha!

[@davidkoonce9075]

It all really depends on distance and the size of the warhead. At 700 meters, a human being can survive a 14 kiloton nuclear blast if they're protected by something thick, heavy, and radiation shielded- like the armor of a tank. Double the distance, with a lead lined refrigerator, it would certainly increase your chance of survival. As depicted in the movie? Yeah, you're dead, but it's not impossible, and it's certainly better then bending down and kissing your butt goodbye.

[@JohnDoe-qx3zs]

+david koonce In the movie, this was a one-off prototype refrigerator built specifically for the nuclear test. It would be reasonable to think the nuke-testing scientists that did the famous "build a house filled with stuff and crash test dummies in the blastzone of a nuke" experiments, would have systematically tested construction variations, such as specially reinforced fridges that could be distributed during peacetime and function as shelters during enemy attacks. Not that much in that movie made sense.

[@ironicugandan5826]

If Crystal Skulls Fridge surviving a nuke isn't in here i call shenanigans

[@TheTacoKing13]

Robert Reich rabble rabble rabble rabble rabble rabble rabble

[@ironicugandan5826]

yup yup Makes motorcycle sounds angrily

[@ironicugandan5826]

yup yup Naw. I'm just Bike Curious

[@MrElionor]

That's only in 1 movie

[@ironicugandan5826]

MrElionor They only mention the Dark Knight in the rope around the waist

[@izzojoseph2]

Actually, you’d be surprised how difficult it is to hit a moving target in a chaotic environment. While hiding behind a car or table really is useless, running perpendicular to the shooter gives you better than a 70% chance of evasion with a hand gun and better than 50% (I believe that number is correct) with a machine gun. Also, yes, there might be hard objects in a dumpster but if you really had to, a person could jump out of a 5th story window into a dumpster and not only survive but get out and run away ~ providing he/she actually landed directly in the dumpster and there were no aforementioned objects.

[@StormCrownSr]

I always thought they were hiding behind the table was so that the shooter didn't know their EXACT location...

[@ronia3181]

Björn Eggert Well, it would be useful if you're fighting against Bugblatter Beasts of Traal.

[@didakad4207]

A table wouldn't mater. It's too small. While a big wall maybe better in that case or a car. Yes, the bullets wont be stopt but it would be harder to get hit.

[@flacidhouse350]

@@didakad4207 Depends on the table.

[@slavesforging5361]

sure, the difference between cover and concealment.

[@TheGnosticGuru]

Poison and venom are NOT the same.

[@darkdragonsoul99]

well venom is a specific kind of poison the only real differentiating thing is the delivery mechanism

[@MrElionor]

darkdragonsoul99​ What? No it isn't the delivery mechanism is irrelevant to what they are or do

[@darkdragonsoul99]

MrElionor Literally the delivery mechanism is the definition of which one is which you consumer poison you are injected with venom. Oddly you can inject someone with poison and kill them but stomach acid neutralizes most venom.

[@MrElionor]

darkdragonsoul99​​ Yes but for them to be the same thing as you claim the delivery mechanisms should be interchangeable which they are not venom is most potent in your blood that's it's definitive quality that's why it's injected poison is most potent when consumed that's it's definitive quality not how they are delivered they can be delivered anyway you can imagine but due to their properties and how they work each one has to be delivered in a unique specific way for maximum potency that's what makes them radically different again the delivery mechanism is irrelevant what matters is why that delivery mechanism is necessary

[@Macephtopheles]

They used "poison" correctly. Yeah, they were mostly discussing venom from bites, but they also show the scene from Grimsby (or 'the Brothers Grimsby' in America) where he's hit by two poisoned darts and he sucks the poison out. Just because venom and poison (in the broad term) operate differently they are both forms of poisoning. The simple fact is that venom, even if it operates differently, *IS* a poison.

[@BishopS]

I'm glad I know not to jump into dumpsters from great heights... I'll stick with what video games taught me and jump from great heights into hay baskets.

[@jetfuelcantmeltsteelmemes8791]

BishopS You can actually jump into a dumpster and survive as long as the trash is soft (cardboard boxes and foam and trash bags full of food). Mythbusters actually tested this.

[@dandydasyt4766]

that's if you happen to run into trouble while running around a goodie two shoes town where people actually do the responsible thing and recycled glass and other sharp shitz

[@alexandertheok5649]

what if there are needles in the haystacks?

[@14rnr]

You might get a reward from someone who is looking for a needle in a haystack, I understand it's a common practice.

[@alexandertheok5649]

One for Rock 'n Roll yeah, but they're easy to find.

[@JaitsuStudios]

This was.. as poorly researched as the movies in question.

[@ThePathStrider]

What about how crystal clear the water is in underwater scenes, even in disaster movies where the water would be anything BUT clear. Still, I suppose you still need to see what's going on.

[@byProvings]

Jesus: The Novel

[@barriee216]

Jesus: The fictional book with no evidence that idiots take way to seriously

[@karolisdervinis4236]

That not funny. Joke not good.

[@harveybenison9781]

Tom J. McCoy the bible 2

[@DeniseF]

Karolis Dervinis grammar not good.God no exist

[@karolisdervinis4236]

Denise F yes grammar bad on porpoise. Yes god not exist probably. Me agnostic. Cant prove god not exist. But there no evidence for god.

[@danpowers2398]

There were some occasions where bibles or smart phones blocked or deflected bullets. And also, Alex Murphy did die.

[@Limon-cq5zu]

Dan Powers The probable situation is that they were shot with a 9mm. hollow point, the weakest of all bullets, But If they decide to change to a steel core or a green tip...then pray to god and wish that there's a good surgeon nearby

[@plr4plr]

Teddy Roosevelt was giving a speech in Milwaukee,WI in 19something, and was shot with a .38 I believe. His 50 page plus speech curled up in his breast pocket, along with his glasses case did stop the shot enough that it didn't kill him, but he was still wounded. Even with getting shot he gave his speech, met people, then went and got looked at. The man was a complete bad ass.

[@zacharyclow4895]

There are a lot of bullets much, much weaker than a 9mm bullet.

[@Limon-cq5zu]

Zach Clow I must know! (Remember it is hollow point)

[@logical1989]

I saw a bible at a museum with a shot still stuck in it (from some kind of musket or something), which in a Scottish school equated to the work of God - not the fact it was a weak shot from an old gun travelling a long distance and hitting a massively thick wad of leather and paper tightly compacted between leather armour and a body.

[@panpiper]

If someone has died, be it from asphyxiation, massive trauma, anything, just push on their chest a few times and there is a good chance they will cough, wake up and be almost good as new. And if those few seconds of utterly incompetent external heart massage don't work, you should give up and on your own completely ignorant medical expertise, declare the patient dead. Argh! Ultra high resolution images can be gotten from tiny croppings of low resolution photographs, by having an 'expert' work on it with a computer for a while. Not! It takes the police an amount of time to run a trace, and if you don't stay on the phone too long, they loose track and can't trace you. Yea, sure, please believe that wanabee kidnappers. You cannot jump through a plate glass window and not wind up with hundreds of stitches, assuming you don't bleed to death first. Bad guys do not go flying or even just drop whenever you hit them with a bullet. Most of the time if you are trying to hard stop an opponent, you need to put multiple rounds into them and do it fast. Those times you've heard of a cop putting a dozen rounds into someone, it wasn't the cop being overly exuberant, it was the cop firing the number of rounds that were needed. You do not survive explosions by virtue of running away from them. Cars do not explode whenever involved in a serious accident, nor to they explode when going over cliffs. Guns use ammo and the audience can count. You don't go into battle carrying six or eight firearms, and discard them as they run out of ammo. That doesn't make you a bad ass, it makes you an idiot. You carry one maybe two firearms and plenty of spare ammo magazines. We do not use only ten percent of our brain, human beings do not make great batteries, you don't cause asteroids to vanish with a nuke, planets don't go 'kaplooee', clones don't inherit memories, you don't bank spaceships in order to turn, etc., etc., etc.. There is hardly a movie out there that does not insult the intelligence of the audience.

[@antoniocenteno1483]

The audience is dumb though, many times they don´t know some stuff

[@zatoth13]

THANK YOU! And defibrillators do not restart hearts like you are jump starting a Buick! They only work to regulate a heart that is weak or irregular in beating.

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

Good post; most tier one & Spec Ops units use smaller magazines then switch them out quickly rather than tote big clunky 40/50/100rd mags. 👎... they want to be swift & nimble. To fend off close range threats or transition to different weapons/skills as needed. BTW; 12ga shotguns are LOUD as %&*=. 😮 They recoil hard too with 00 buck 2 3/4 loads...

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

I'd add that author Ian Fleming's 007, Bond was trained by MI-6/SAS to NEVER run away from a demo-bomb-device. You could trip or knocked down then... BOOM 👎

[@cooldude2251]

can't jump from a bridge into water and expect to survive.

[@trevor5834]

IS THAT SEXUAL HARASSMENT? If you go in at a perfect 90° to the water, and feet first, you can survive, but your legs will probably be broke to little bits

[@cooldude2251]

Triggly Puff some of the jumps I've seen in movies are ridiculous. some jump out of planes thousands of feet in the air into water and they turn out perfectly fine or even from a high bridge. like people think no matter how high you are, as long as you dive you will be fine. but I agree with you also, and the movies don't even show that. They dive into water from a bridge and they are perfectly fine from a swim.

[@MrElionor]

Unless you do it the way they do it in the movies

[@cooldude2251]

MrElionor it doesn't matter how you do it, you are still going to splat.

[@MrElionor]

IS THAT SEXUAL HARASSMENT? Movies say otherwise

[@francoisleveille409]

Do you have a video somewhere with exactly the opposite? 10 things in movies that look totally impossible but are actually true ?

[@triplexlongueuil6106]

Excellent video; the editing is marvelous, the linb cutting sequence is killing me!

[@alansmithee4150]

You... you mean... movies... 😢 aren't real????

[@tossedsalad1532]

Great name!

[@spearpig1034]

I wasn't aware that all these weren't true. guess i'll have to put my bank heist on hold.

[@Neetaku86_vt]

2:49 Aww yeah! Total Drama reference for the win! Man, I miss that show so much

[@matheuslorran3350]

Marcus Allen ikr man that show was 10/10

[@Neetaku86_vt]

Matheus Costa The last two seasons weren't up to par, but the ones involving Ciara were hysterical!

[@raydunakin]

A few more movie lies: "Gasoline vapor doesn't exist." How many times have movies shown us characters standing in, or surrounded by, spilled gas while they flick on a lighter or light a match, and nothing happens until the lighter/match is dropped onto the liquid gas? In reality the vapor is explosive and much more dangerous than the liquid gasoline. "You can outrun an explosion." In reality, even low explosives such as black powder propagate at ridiculously high speeds compared to human reactions. High explosives detonate at supersonic speeds. "If you fall into lava, you'll sink." Lava is molten ROCK, which is much, much denser than a human body. "Cars explode like bombs if they catch fire or get in a wreck." Nope, they just burn.

[@scottbilger9294]

That's a another myth. A cigarette won't ignite gasoline. If you throw a lit cigarette into a puddle of gasoline, it will just go out. I've done it. Even fumes, unless closely confined won't ignite from a cigarette.

[@Mad9977]

"in real life when you see a bomb... RUN!" x'D right

[@thebonesaw..4634]

Hiding behind a car or a table in a gun fight is better than nothing. The two immediate advantages that come to mind are... 1) -- Assuming the vehicle or table is large enough, it hides you from whomever is shooting at you, which takes away their ability to aim well. 2) -- The more the bullet has to hit before hitting you, the slower it will be going if and when it hits you. *One night, during WWII, Star Trek actor James Doohan, while serving with the Royal Canadian Artillery, was shot **_SIX_** times by a nervous sentry* -- four in the legs, one that took his middle finger of his right hand, and one square in the chest. The first five were survivable, but the one in his chest should have killed him, however... instead of hitting him, the bullet hit his silver cigarette lighter, and that tiny lighter was all the difference between living and dying. So, if you someday accidentally walk into the middle of a gun-battle, or find yourself put into one on purpose... go ahead and hide behind something... it's better than nothing at all.

[@Yoxidelf]

This guy doesn't know the difference between poison and venom

[@pheonixfire9517]

Deniz Gult wow, he really dosnt dose he...

[@MattrickBT]

No, he does not at all.

[@LMFAO_FAN_2004]

I was about to write a comment about that. you can suck out VENOM, but don't have cuts in your mouth when u do.

[@wolfwing1]

heck you can swallow venom, there is a reason why snakes like garter snakes and what not arn't dangerous, venom is broken down by saliva and the stomach, I mean the point about it already in the blood is probably true, but it won't hurt either.

[@LMFAO_FAN_2004]

wolf wing u just got back from TedEd huh? That's where I learned about venom v poison.

[@colliric]

Star Wars explains the limb thing adequately. The Lightsaber is so hot it actually cauterizes wounds and burns them immediatly shut, hence there is no blood flow. When Luke and Anakin get their arms cut off there is no blood, only burnt flesh. We see Anakin's arm in particular is white hot.

[@marlaerwin3610]

Giving someone CPR can save them from ANYTHING, even if they’re bleeding buckets from a gunshot wound.

[@bluemisirlou]

I would add jumping out of a moving train. If it moves slowly, you can get quite hurt, but anything even slightly faster can seriously injure you. And in movies they always jump out of fast moving trains so... no way they would survive that.

[@doommuffinz5276]

"oh dears, he might be in a bit of a pickle" xD oh, you

[@BobHansenJokes]

Landing in the ocean and being able to swim like it's a pool.

[@incrediblebruv9008]

Or water stops The fall from hurting

[@stardust5987]

Yeah, you will be fine behind wooden table because they CAN'T SEE YOU THERE.

[@Limon-cq5zu]

Ric Flair A good ol' spray'n'pray And you'll be done in a second

[@stardust5987]

Limon Because everybody who just walk into a room, just randomly spray some tables.

[@iHuzza]

Most people who fire a gun at you have seen you beforehand, and that was the context of the video. Even if you are behind a table, then you're still known to be there and you're pretty much 100% dead.

[@jaketheauroran]

Harder to aim, though. They could pour a clip into a table, but they can't aim directly for your head or anything.

[@4besideyouintime]

ahahand the matrix takes the l again

[@robinguy16]

"It's probably best to just avoid guns altogether." Truer words were never spoken.

[@deenitchie6785]

I think the original idea for hiding behind something in a gunfight is to make it harder for them to aim at you. It won’t stop the bullet, but they can’t aim for a kill shot

[@oldDNU]

Lethal Weapon 2 is not the best example of defusing a bomb. The toilet bomb goes off in that movie.

[@flacidhouse350]

"If you're ever on a land mine, just run away."

[@f18181]

I was thinking the exact same xD Also I cant remember a movie where it is easy to defuse the bomb after all every movie wants tension. The only thing that maybe bullshit is the different colours.

[@flacidhouse350]

@@f18181 The color thing is real. If you don't know which wire is which when you are making it you will blow yourself up. That the detectives often appear to have unwarranted insight into the color coding system of the bomber is odd.

[@f18181]

@@flacidhouse350 cool thanks I diden't know that. You just gave me more new information than the video xD

[@Giofergom]

What really bothered me about this video is to hear a brittish using fahrenheit as temp measurement

[@danemr6808]

British people will use whichever measurement system lets them complain the most. If it's cold they'll go on and on about how it's 3 celsius, but if it's hot they'll say it's 80 fahrenheit.

[@richardclarke3924]

You missed garbage and dumpster?. You mean Rubbish and a wheelie bin.

[@WilbertLek]

People for whom this is new information have obviously never seen The Last Action Hero...

[@TestTackle]

Thank you for #9. It always cracks me up when actors duck in their car and they're suddenly safe

[@TestTackle]

Thank you for mentioning that bullets actually go through things. I love when actors duck beneath the head rests in their cars during gun fights because that makes sense

[@robert2754]

Bullets are mostly made of lead or lead & brass not steal unless it has a penetrator.

[@pierrethetrex1462]

nick hiles and lead is not a hardened metal, it is very soft

[@pierrethetrex1462]

nick hiles and lead is not a hardened metal, it is very soft

[@robert2754]

Yeah I know the video was talking about how bullets are hard metal. Lead & brass are not hard metals. So I listed what most bullets are made from.

[@sambeech6771]

nick hiles So it's ok to get shot because lead is soft??

[@robert2754]

Mr Vest it worse because it empties power in to you when it hits so if it hits metal it be more likely to stop

[@kathartik]

yeah, there's no way you can survive having your arm cut off... just ask Aron Ralston!

[@zatoth13]

you can survive having an arm cut off. However, what the presenter is stating is true-if you get a limb lopped off and it is untreated, you risk bleeding to death.

[@TheGroundedAviator]

@@zatoth13 Two minutes on average.

[@flacidhouse350]

@@zatoth13 Well the drummer from Def Leopard lost his arm, got out of the car, walked down the road, found a couple of farmers, and introduced himself.

[@bugsymalone5744]

@@flacidhouse350yeah, and played two solos befor ringing the ambulance.

[@flacidhouse350]

@@bugsymalone5744 Look it up man. It's a fact in the historical record with three witnesses. Of course he was in shock and introduced himself as "Def Leopard" but that's how it happened.

[@4besideyouintime]

tsss this but a flesh wound

[@PhatGirlLuvr68Comix]

Yes.

[@4besideyouintime]

***** i know

[@alexanderantonin8308]

Two of my favorite relevant scenes from books: 1. A scene in a supernatural thriller where one of the heros gets hit in the head and knocked out, and it looks like everything is going to be fine like usual in these stories, only then he dies of a concussion. 2. A scene in a scifi novel where a guy sucks poison out of someone's wound and has to be treated for poisoning because he did that stupid thing.

[@hinglemccringleberry7447]

"Falling from extreme heights doesn't matter as long as you land in water" I can't believe you guys forgot that one. It happens in EVERY action movie

[@doommuffinz5276]

yeah.. batman definately died when he fell while climbing out of that place

[@teemusid]

The Grim Reaper is afraid of Batman and refuses to come near him.

[@yanivcookieman3003]

emm lightsabers actually cautinize the wounds so you woul'dnt bleed

[@marybethrobertson8783]

I was literally about to say that.

[@goten339]

That maybe so but you would probably still die from a lightsaber wound since cauterising leaves the wounded person extremely susceptible to infection, which will likely kill you anyway.

[@marybethrobertson8783]

goten339 well, Luke was rescued and hospitalized fairly quickly

[@yanivcookieman3003]

goten339 first of all nice name, secondly I don't think infections are a problem in the star wars universe

[@goten339]

Mary Beth Robertson I suppose he was, he didn't spend too long hanging on to those aerial things from Cloud City did he? Regardless I'd say that the lightsaber cauterising the inflicted wound alone wouldn't save your life and in general... avoid having your limbs hacked off I guess.

[@borismuller86]

Jumping through a window is fine, you won't suffer massive blood loss and/or internal injuries.

[@maidcafejenifer]

I've never learned so much from Jules before. All the rest of his videos have taught me that my mom loves him too frequently and that he's got a lot of puns.

[@MtlCstr]

The head injury/getting knocked out thing is a real concern. I had a car hood fall on my head. I "saw stars" but did not lose consciousness at the time. I did, however, pass out inexplicably four months later.

[@jarianharris8240]

Wow

[@finaoo1167]

Using Star Wars characters as examples of getting limbs chopped off isn't fair. For one thing, we don't know if light sabers would provide enough heat to cauterize the wound and reduce blood loss. Also, these people are in a galaxy far, far away. They look human, but we don't know for sure if their physiology is like ours. Maybe they really can lose a limb and call it a flesh wound.

[@druidriley3163]

Lightsabers do produce a lot of heat and they do cauterize wounds.

[@gurvmlk]

Furthermore, even if the lightsaber didn't cauterize the wound, surely a Jedi could use The Force to prevent excessive bleeding. If they can move objects, and strangle people, I'm sure it's not unreasonable to suspect they'd be able to essentially apply a telekinetic bandage to their wound so long as the pain doesn't disallow concentration from the act.

[@jasonrowan9831]

No such thing as lightsabers and it's all fictional anyway

[@victorh5513]

Just watched a video recently stating the massive heat from a real lightsaber would not leave a nice, clean, instantly-cauterized wound, but would instead flash boil your flesh and kill you in a disgusting explosion.

[@mistasofly]

What movie was that at 4:06 with the guy getting his leg smashed with a rock?

[@DarrenTS13]

Darude Sandstorm.

[@MrZachhall92]

GeeBeeSeeTV the ruins

[@mistasofly]

DarrenCeltic1888 You got a serious answer or are you just gonna troll?

[@claudiobarros3700]

GeeBeeSeeTV the ruins

[@mistasofly]

Thanks

[@kampski844]

on the dismemberment one the star wars is fine because the wound becomes cauterized immediately

[@callumwarren3342]

I thought the same

[@Waldowsky]

top dog, that's handy.

[@andrehberg7066]

HA! puns...

[@jpisback]

I work in a foundry melting aluminum. The blast furnaces are 3200°. Standing even 10ft from an opening without protection can lead to heat related injuries. I'm talking heat exhaustion to the point of collapse.

[@BrazilianGaucho]

If you ever have to disarm a bomb, but don't know which wire to cut, cut all of them at the same time. Because 1) you'll cut the wire you have to cut no matter which one it is and 2) you'll cut the power source to the detonator. Easy as pie.

[@kingkong5483]

Mad -Pac Boom! 💥 Oh!?

[@satisfiction]

I lol'd at "Jesus, the novel"

[@onepman]

im actually a serious follower and i thought it was hilarious myself

[@zatoth13]

I thought it was childish, frankly. You cannot make a presentation without insulting someone's faith? And also put off by the anti-gun comment.

[@bdogg117]

Luke Skywalker and anakin Skywalker shouldn't die because lightsaber wounds are not like sword wounds because they do not cause blood to spew out from the wound, because lightsabers are awesome. So, if darth Vader cuts your arm off, you will not die from blood loss, you will more likely die from darth Vader finishing the job.

[@minecraftinalabama]

Light saber cuts don't cause bleeding

[@jamesthomas3756]

Because they cauterise wounds immediately.

[@zan3958]

Sturzam The Saiyan Demon Cauterised or not, the wound would reopen and you would go into shock from blood loss

[@AkodoAkira1]

Nearly every example you gave for the Bomb Defusing portion was ironically a scene where the bomb was NOT defused and either later blew up, was forced to detonate, or otherwise remained active. The one scene from Armageddon was a bomb that actually was designed to be easy to disarm if you had the proper codes.

[@NihilisticSnake]

I don't get how anyone would think losing a limb was even negligible. Even getting your finger cut off is extremely painful

[@derek3418]

Jesus: The Novel. XD

[@caseygray2328]

the reason Batman survived that fall is simple. HE'S BATMAN

[@patrickmccurry1563]

People forget that he's superhuman, period. He has all the writers and plot holes on his side, along with exhibiting numerous impossible physical abilities that only look realistic in comparison to the over the top supers in the same issue.

[@RIVALContentJammerz]

Guns are really loud, too.

[@datboi9539]

They're loud but I thought Hollywood exaggerated the sound too...

[@exile1478]

firing a gun regularly in the open let alone in enclosed spaces can cause serious damaging to your hearing. Thats why you wear ear defenders or plugs at least.

[@Bonzomallard]

Loved the ode to Adam the ‘Blampy’ Miss that guy!!!

[@goblin-sightingdnd1037]

Love the video! I am usually the one in the back of the movie theater muttering under my breath, 'that would kill them....they wouldn't do that kind of damage with that...that's not realistic' etc. One thing that I did notice you missed, whether by accident or design was knife fights. The movies have gotten much better with them in recent years, but there are still a lot of bad ones out there. You know, the ones with the hero surviving basically unscathed as he chops his opponent up like a fruit salad. Well...no. The definition of a winner in a knife fight was once described as 'the guy who goes to the hospital instead of the morgue', and he was right.

[@KhapriSun]

can you really use star wars as a example lol its far from realistic.

[@rootytootypointandshooty9558]

Snaggle Toothed based on historical facts.

[@puncheex2]

That's true, but the audience has to draw conclusions about the relative frailty of the characters to themselves and people they know in their reality. If stormtroopers can't shoot for shit, then why are they using guns? Give 'em swords. Damn, I guess they did, at least for the upper-crust types.

[@flacidhouse350]

@@puncheex2 They shot Leia. They shot the falcon. The shot Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru. They shot the shit out of echo base.

[@theriffwriter2194]

Part of legitimate police training is using your car door for cover in a gunfight. Although not infailable, there's 3" think reinforced steel inside of most modern car doors to protect occupants during collisions.

[@nicholaswheeler9249]

John Milton as a cop I can assure you taking cover behind a door is not trained and bullets will punch straight through a car door and into the door on the other side.

[@AZAZ-qb3io]

Unless it's a rare and uber secret type of super cop car, bullets are whizzing strait through.. The only point to hiding behind a door is to try and obscure your location.. Not to provide bullet resistance.. Flat as can be with no cover is better than upright behind a door or tree or wall made of gypsum. I can assure you, even tiny 22LR runs through 1' thick trees, so... 3" thick piece of steel (reinforced, even??) in modern car doors? I call BS.. Prove it. Having worked on tons of cars, modern, and not, I've never seen a 3" thick chunk of any sort of metal.. Let alone reinforced steel.. Even if there were, a high powered rifle would throw bits about. Better by far to have 3-4" of sandbag. Both would make the car get like 2 mpg.. But sand is a better stopper with less thrown pieces.. Or so I've seen in my experience.. Of course, some folks watch too many movies... Maybe I'm that guy.

[@jaketheauroran]

Not to mention getting shot through metal is preferable to getting shot not-through metal. Slowing down the bullet in any way will make it less dangerous - even if it will still hit you.

[@Endoptic]

3" steel? Cars are built like aluminum cans. Even roll bars were kinda new a few decades ago. Thick steel would be insane for gas mileage, maneuverability, or high energy crashes.

[@theriffwriter2194]

Nicholas Wheeler I think we need myth busters to settle this. Also: the reason those lil Toyota trucks crush like tin cans in a crash is because they don't have the 3" reinforced steel inside of the doors.

[@billyvg5337]

This is one of the most grossly inaccurate videos I've ever seen. Like, how you mix up poison and venom. A snake bite carries venom. Venom, when ingested, typically isn't harmful. It has to go into the bloodstream. As far as hiding behind things like doors or whatever to avoid getting shot, actually, yes, fucking do that. It may not completely stop an oncoming bullet, but what it will do it slow it down and take away some of the energy from the bullet's momentum and it will be less likely to kill or seriously injure you. More importantly, people have been saved by Bibles stopping bullets. That's not something Hollywood made up. That actually has happened. There's at least two verifiable accounts and several that were claimed and plausible. Most importantly, you talk about machine guns then bring up AK-47's. An AK-47 is not a machine gun, it's an automatic assault rifle. Then again, I guess I wouldn't have known that either if it weren't for my time in the Army, so I guess I can't knock you too hard for that. But, still, venom and poison aren't the same. That's the big one.

[@darmam0o]

Can you explain the difference between a machine gun and an automatic assault rifle?

[@patricknoll81]

BillyVG I think the message about the table is that it won't save you the way that movies portray. I would say that the general message of the video is accurate, despite some errors in semantics. You do make valid points, though.

[@thatoneguy2307]

your mouth is one of the best places to get things Into your bloodstream without cutting yourself. underneath your toung and your gums are like quick access for your blood stream. so ingested may be the wrong word but there not wrong putting venom in your mouth isnt a good idea.

[@thatoneguy2307]

also you don't want to slow a bullet down because a bullet stuck in your body is much worse then it going through your body especially if you cant get immediate medical attention the main reason seekimg cover is a good idea is trying to break line of sight because running a way and leaving yourself wide open is a good way to die. as for the bible yes a bible would stop most bullets because paper with the exception of sand is the best way to stop a bullet funnily enough. and the thing about machine guns and automatic rifles being different things well I did not know that. if you could explain it to me I would be very interested to hear it.

[@BulletTooth504]

+darmam0o Machines are much larger and heavier (some cannot be carried or fired by a single person alone), can fire larger caliber ammo, and have a faster rate of fire that an assault rifle. Not a gun expert, but that's my take.

[@EarlOfMaladyCrescent]

Great video! There's another frequent lie that movies tell us, to do with bombs; the bomb timer will conveniently add some time back on when it's off camera!

[@waynetemplar2183]

You forgot how explosions in Hollywood rarely seem to have any shockwave - the scene with Michelle Pfeiffer as Cat Woman in Batman comes to mind

[@N0-0n3]

Notice me what culture. NOOOTTTTIIIICEEE MEEEEEEEE

[@sammyscrap]

Snake venom is not poisonous to ingest...just sayin'

[@HeatherCoste]

Tosh Outdoors yeah kinda weird that it was included. When we used to camp a lot in az we had a snakebite kit that included this suction thing. To suck the venom out. So yes if you get immediate suction on the bite you can help someone. And no its not gonna hurt you unless you have an open wound in your mouth.

[@andhikabayutrimulya5801]

well not all snake, but you mostly correct, except rattle, some viper, black mamba, king cobra, and some other perfectly lethal snake bite, most venom from snake is harmless for digestion

[@liamahchow7045]

M16's aren't machine guns they are assault rifles

[@didakad4207]

And there's a difference between SMG's and MG's. Mostly bad guys use SMG's of rifles.

[@chaseviking5096]

NerdyLoki44 no such thing as a assault rifle idiot. They are machine guns.

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

Machine guns are weapons like SAWs BARs M60s Mini Guns, M134D M2 .50BMG etc. Sub guns are smaller: Uzi MP5 MAC 10 etc.

[@flacidhouse350]

@@chaseviking5096 Wow. You went from post to post to make a fool of yourself getting that wrong?

[@anthegone2657]

I dunno I've been knocked out plenty of times. Great video. The part where you discuss James Bond getting knocked out almost brought back memories. btw nice video. Hey, I wonder if I've ever been knocked out. XD

[@fidelity5993]

There's a reason shooting a fully automatic assault rifle while sweeping it around is called the "spray and pray" method. In the hands of people who are relatively inexperienced or can't handle the recoil, it's actually pretty likely they won't hit a target. A big problem in many action movies is that in the hands of bad guy goons, they never hit their mark, but in the hands of the protagonist they can take out an entire room on one thirty-round magazine with no effort.

[@k-matsu]

Though someone has already pointed out the idiocy of the venom argument, Number 6 is completely wrong as well. The question of whether or not you survive a lost limb or not is almost entirely dependent on what you do to address the injury in the 5-10 minutes you will have before bleeding out. As someone who has actually lost a limb and had it replaced, I can attest to this as fact. As long as you are intelligent enough to apply a tourniquet immediately, you will probably survive even if it takes several hours (or even a few days) to get medical attention. In my own case I had an accident in which a window cut my arm completely off, just below the elbow (the bone was still intact but the entire non-bone part was cut through). I was still conscious and able to grab a plastic bag on the ground and immediately bind it tight. It helped that a person came to my assistance fairly quickly, and helped me secure the tourniquet. But it was nearly an hour before an ambulance got there. I lost a lot of blood but never even lost consciousness. This isnt a one-off "lucky escape" either. There was even a movie about a guy who cut off his own arm to free himself from being trapped under a boulder. Again, he survived despite needing a day or more before he reached medical professionals. Lecter, who is a doctor and had a houseful of potential items to use , surely would have had a tourniquet applied in a matter of seconds. Luke had the wound cauterized by a lightsaber, so might not even have needed a tourniquet. The clip included in your video had the guy already tourniquetted up. All three cases would NOT have been life threatening (assuming the person kept their head, and applied a tourniquet.

[@_somestuff]

Actually, during every end of Fast and Furious, they say, that all of it is fake and what you shouldn't try doing any of the stunts previously shown.

[@southerndeth]

Spreading gasoline around in a closed space, then lighting it. In reality, the whole room would explode.

[@Asimov16]

It makes me laugh when I see bombs in movies with a countdown clock and even beeping noises, that nobody can hear for some reason. They might as well have the word BOMB written in big letters on the front

[@tjohn6041]

The fuel pump shutoff in cars. In most cases, a car’s fuel pump is disabled in collision, so the car will not keep running, and it also won’t burst into flames!