10 Hilariously Stupid Conspiracy Theories People Actually Believe

[@koba9421]

How is the flat earth theory not on here?

[@virgin5415]

MANTIS it's been proven wrong a long time ago.

[@koba9421]

Fuck Shit! That doesn't make it not a theory, a lot of the theorys in this video have been proven wrong.

[@timodenzi1186]

well I guess it's no longer a conspiracy theory to them **maybe they secretly believe it's true. ha ha

[@karlosbourne8795]

MANTIS lol really? ... I started watching this just to see where flat earth would end up! ... glad because I'm still on the fence about flat earth ... still believe globe ... but I'm about 60:40

[@DYNEsama]

I'm pretty sure only B.o.B believes that now

[@GreenLinzerd]

I've heard a conspiracy theory that Finland isn't real. It's an empty patch of ocean used by Japan for fishing, because you know how those Japanese love their sushi. And when you go to Finland, you're actually going to Sweden. No word, of course, on how when you're in the plane on the way to Finland you can look out of the window and clearly see that there isn't an empty patch of ocean where Finland should be.

[@smuglord5057]

I live in Sweden and I can confirm this. Finland is not real.

[@woww-cr9ct]

Rexonon C hahahaha

[@Cod4Wii]

LOL hahaha

[@samw533]

Funny enough that theory started as a joke and people started taking it seriously. Just goes to show how stupid some people are and will believe anything they want.

[@Sensenoi6]

That's actually true. -"Finland"

[@VestigialHead]

Lets start a conspiracy theory that all people that believe in conspiracy theories are actually holograms.

[@user-qp9en3ye3l]

Kutulue Holy shit, that'll piss them off.

[@margiedelay1716]

Kutulue. lmao

[@fr0gm0th25]

Kutulue so... you’re a hologram? Kinda backfired on you, didn’t it?

[@Scitch87]

Let's just accuse all conspiracy theorists of being brainwashed by the government. That could be fun!

[@abcdncs242]

Kutulue they are the stupidest alien

[@highdefinitionapollo2189]

People actually believe the moon isn't real..............WOW............

[@cmshirlz]

George Zhang Yup. Ive seen the YT "documentaries" They say its a hologram to hide an alien space station

[@alrightagain4605]

craig shirley "That's no moon that's a space station"

[@smillingdooku8116]

craig shirley look I cant believe that someone actually thinks that moon aint real

[@demonic_tye8207]

Its the Death Star

[@daviddrake5991]

The moon is really a death star but the engines burned out a few million years ago. And it took me 5 minutes to stop laughing.

[@rishavg9524]

Everyone knows the current moon is a hologram and Gru stole the real one.....

[@hadvarr8578]

Rishav Giri666 lol

[@nichze8346]

Rishav Giri666 you are brainwashed

[@bootnell]

No, it was blown up to prevent Sayins from transforming.

[@dilophosaurussun500]

The moon is obviously a flashlight that god is holding to give us light

[@scornbass1552]

@@dilophosaurussun500 somebody hold it for Him, please. His arm must hurt.

[@imgomes6425]

4 years have passed since this was uploaded and let's just say that conspiracies are now even more out of control.

[@Jerrynotsorry]

Because of social media made it worse

[@NotMyEmail]

🤭 they're funny to me

[@bradysmith4245]

There are literally people out there saying that all actors, pro athletes, models, politicians, and popular musicians are secretly trans and that if you aren’t trans you aren’t allowed any success. As an actor who’s not trans, this conspiracy theory is deeply frustrating. I mean, how do people not see the holes in this one. It’s beyond me. Am I gonna have to walk around with my pants unzipped for people to believe that I’m a male?

[@TheMaan2008]

Trueee

[@daytonabeachUSA]

Do your research!

[@hunterc8943]

Everyone wants to be special, even if it makes them look like an idiot.

[@cmshirlz]

Hunter's Here Absolutely right.

[@TheAsylumCat]

Hunter's Here needs more likes this comment does.

[@milfhunter6906]

Hunter's Here 100% true

[@Damiancontursi]

This is the kind of thing I hate to see. What if the moon wasn't real? What evidence did the video or you say to back that up? I do believe the moon exists, I could be wrong though. Please people try to see beyond what you "know".

[@TheFutureAwaits]

+ Damian Contursi Look up.

[@FreakEating]

I wonder how many conspiracy theories are just exercises in real life trolling lol

[@lucifers.morningstar3805]

All of them are.

[@chrishansen7633]

There's a guy that believes Stephen King killed John Lennon because he looks kinda like Mark David Chapman. I really hope he's just a troll lennonmurdertruth.com

[@TheZXKUQYB]

KKK you must talking about democrats, because that is their history.

[@michaelwaltrip55]

FreakEating see, there's a few conspiracies that I can buy and somewhat believe, and a lot of my friends branded me the crazy conspiracy theorist. So sometimes I'll preach random, totally unbelievable theories to them as if I truly believe them. Now they never know if I'm being serious or not lol.

[@bewmdogg]

They just think you're a moron

[@nickjordan7671]

How to make a "conspiracy theory" Step 1. Find something very real. Something that evidence and rational thought compels us to believe is true. Step 2. become *dense*

[@peonyflowers23]

Conspiracy theories are almost always stupid false allegations with 0 evidence like JFK Junior being alive controlling QAnon

[@jakovb383]

but Moon is here for thousands of years there wasn't any holograms in acient Rome

[@mactony4]

what do you know, you weren't there lol.

[@theriffwriter2194]

mactony4 I was😈

How do you know that there was a moon in ancient rome?

[@oliverthespy6786]

CG Vallejos People have written about and studied the moon since hundreds of years before Rome. Check yourself before you wreck yourself.

[@dukeyxxyz]

The reptilians built the pyramids as a way to project the hologram into the sky. They also built the weather machine and house it in Denver Airport. This machine isn't perfect so it kind of gets certain things wrong (mainly snow being plastic.) The worst thing is that when they're done destroying everything we love, they'll go back into the earth and use their stargate to ravage another world.... 3 spooky 20-398484577 me

[@RexKristoffer]

Mom if you're watching this, none of this stuff is real, stop sending me spammy e-mails about lizard people.

[@FunkyFlunky2332]

Rex Kristoffer what if your the lizard?!? DUH DUH DUHHHHHH

[@BrentonGandyE]

Rex Kristoffer spammy lmbo

[@jacintadonald5058]

i believe in (insert random thing here)

[@Hikki79710]

Your mother speaks trvth !

[@4ll3sb4n4n3]

As John Cleese once said: "The fascinating thing about stupidity is, that it takes a certain amount of intelligence to realize how stupid you are. If you are not good at something at all, then you lack excatly the skills that you need, to know that you're absolutely no good at it." Explains how people come up with such stupid theories.

[@nathanlaw5912]

i can imagen someone looking up and going “thats no moon” lol

[@cringename4391]

THE MOON IS HIDING A BIG SPACE MCDONALD'S WHICH SHOUTS BIG BOOM BOOMS

[@jonsnipe5484]

Moon is a satellite

[@thewraith5995]

People do that with the sun also....

[@nebulisnoobis102]

@@jonsnipe5484 r/technicallythetruth

[@BRDman8045]

@@jonsnipe5484 your not wrong, technically.

[@SkindianaBonez]

''the earth is flat'' that's a fucking ridiculous theory imo

[@maximusretardious4597]

It's not even fucking level...

[@SkindianaBonez]

sad thing is, is that my mum believes this. im ashamed to be her child

[@mewboo3606]

The craziest conspiracy theorists I've met was a full grown adult legitimately try to convince me that dinosaurs didn't exist. I know it sounds like I'm kidding, but I'm not . He was dead serious. He was a creationist flat earther who didn't believe in gravity and use the excuse that he thought dinosaurs weren't real as a way to deny evidence of evolution, which he thought was a hoax to deny that god was real or whatever. He claimed that since god made Adam a fully grown man when he created him, he also created a fully grown earth with fossils already inside of it of creatures that had never existed. He was so dumb. I just commented on a post online about how stupid flat earthers are and he just started spamming me paragraph long messages of pure stupidity that went on really long and unrelated tangents. I eventually blocked him because I was tired of being spammed. The worst part was that he really believed it. His entire account was stuff like that and other conspiracy theories

[@rickkwitkoski1976]

Yeah. I KNOW a couple of morons like that too. There is a very good inverse correlation between people who believe conspiracy crap and the amount of FORMAL education that they acquired. The two that I mention above didn't finish high school. Sure, there are very EDUCATED people that "believe" shit too, but more of the absolute numpties are at the bottom end of the education scale.

[@slavkonadj2089]

Lemme guess.. u took the shot

[@Rhented]

People think the moon doesn't exist. Congratulations human race we lost.

[@ramses3445]

It indeed seems to be that way, only a press of a few buttons away from destruction of the entire human race...

[@losgryfog]

lost what

[@boydmerriman]

Why not? They also think the world is flat!

[@moderator8247]

Well I’m going to delete it

[@joliejarina1696]

Not surpising, they even think the earth is flat

[@TheBlasian96]

Are they stupid, or have you been told to say they're stupid!?!?!?! HMMMMMMM

[@Goraka91]

ROTHSCHILD I TELLS YA.

[@theriffwriter2194]

TheBlasian96 Oh, they're stupid. %100. No debate here.

[@chickenwalker6458]

Hmm, no. Their lack of being able to understand basic science makes them stupid.

[@Digitizeddragon]

Alurminardee konfirmd. 0_0

[@Spearz5]

I've been to the Denver airport because I live in Colorado and it's a nice place + the horse with red eyes is a creepy version of the broncos mascot

[@Kynk]

why did you leave out flat-earthers? (people who think the earth is flat). it sickeningly surprising how popular this ideology is; even though the proof is on the horizon.... and by that I mean sunset and sun rise... Or is the sun fake too?

[@sic6664]

Kynk Gaming He didn't mention it because he believes in it

[@TimTE01]

I doubt it.

[@warmgoodrob5611]

Probably because it's actually not crazy ENOUGH for the list.

[@Don-tb5lj]

Kynk it's very much true and u should do research

[@Don-tb5lj]

Kynk who TF told u we think the sun is fake we just said it wasn't a ball of gas 93 million miles away

[@NativeLink]

A conspiracy theory that Adam Blampied is the sexiest man alive.

[@darklord884]

Ryan Reynolds is.

[@daltondeverell4039]

that no theory. I swear he was nominaed for sexiest man alive by that magazine.

[@pekinobo]

Can´r be true, he might be second after Rich Evans

[@Minx5892]

pekinobo ah a fellow RLM and what culture fan. *tips hat*

[@nicholasfarrell5981]

Of course that's a conspiracy. Everyone knows that I am the sexiest man alive ;)

[@akashshanmugam7162]

The thing most of these theories have in common is that they have to do with America

[@brainarwhaltheillogicalpar6739]

The a Earth isn't hollow. But, the Conspiracists who made these theories have a hollow mind. Unless they don't.

[@hendrikalbert3910]

BraiNarwhal: The Illogical Narwhal Do the peolpe who believe the flat earth theory also have flat brains?

[@Damiancontursi]

Nice comment.

[@Viper505repiV1]

BraiNarwhal: The Illogical Narwhal It's not so much that they have hollow minds, it's more that they have hollow skulls.

[@Leshka147]

Well, there is an American sci-fi series called 'Sanctuary' where they go to Hollow Earth in season 3, and the movie 'The Mole People', riffed on by MST3K. Why have shows about Hollow Earth if it isn't true? :P

[@TheSefirosu200x]

My biggest problem with the moon thing is, how could they do that when we definitely don't have hologram technology anywhere near close to that level of advancement? If we could do that, where are our holographic computer terminals?

[@baloneyponey8658]

Project "Blue Beam."

[@okieyoshimd9817]

someone once tried telling me that there is an omnipotent being who lives in the sky and silently judges all of us one by one. I scoffed and I said, "Yeah and Santa isn't real either!"

[@EuropeanQoheleth]

God doesn't live in the sky. That you people keep parroting this puerile strawman is evidence that you people clearly don't know how God works and instead of bothering to get informed just keep making smug posts on the internet.

[@billalphonso79]

@@EuropeanQoheleth so where does he live?

[@thedoctorofplagues4569]

@@billalphonso79 Brazil

[@proto-geek248]

Santa died for your sins you bastard.

[@freespirit7450]

@@billalphonso79 another realm.

[@davidmaglioli7048]

The idea that the Government can control the weather isn't that crazy when you consider that they have actually tried to do so. Which is where I imagine #6 came from.

[@TheWolfgangGrimmer]

I mean the US government also tried to create experimentally brainwashed super soldiers once, but the mere fact that they tried it doesn't in any way imply that it's actually within the realm of possibility to do so.

[@dadillonful]

Yea, you are part of the problem

[@leejackson1546]

The one that really gets me is the conspiracy theory about chem trails from planes that secretly control us. Honestly Simon, you could go on for days with some of these insanely dumb theories

[@user-op5ki3iz7h]

I can imagine that sum guy just watched the moon and was like "no... That aint there"

[@jamesbates5163]

Gotta love how the only argument against the theories you have is "These people are crazy."

[@baloneyponey8658]

The government's ministry of truth did it better. *laughs in planned-demic.*

[@shinyahiiragi5299]

If you need proof on these ones - you're an idiot, who needs to be castrated to not contaminate humanity's genetic code.

[@MadhouseMagical]

The moon is totally made of cheese. Gotta get them facts checked guys!!!

[@anthony3295]

Haha love the obligatory “wake up sheeple”

[@punkfan97]

here's another good one some people actually think that "lol" means Lucifer Our Lord and you're actually summoning the devil when you type that

[@TheInfiniteSheldon]

Link them to League of Legends forums and watch their minds explode.

[@dannyknight2597]

punkfan97 that's hilarious

[@solidseth4367]

Vapor trails have viagra in them. That's one of the funniest ones I have ever heard. But it does explain why I get so happy to see them flying above me...

[@jfjsas07]

Voting privileges of 80% of people should be taken away, if you think of it, or at least reduced in value, until they pass some exam, showing a basic understanding of topics such as politics, finances and history and until they are not manipulated by whatever news they hear from the media.

[@ev3rything533]

The problem is who writes the test.

[@SpinoRexy733]

Sounds a little fascistic to me. So 20% of the population should take away the voting rights of 80% of the population. Then means test voting rights through some exam like everyone is back in school again. That seems like a bad precedent to set.

[@MrC0MPUT3R]

I'm a simple man. I see a startgate. I click the video.

[@0nly1truth]

I can’t stand conspiracy theorist‘s, it is like arguing with a brick wall.

[@Flatrocker512]

Had a co-worker who was Conspiracy Theory guy. Once, I got fed up while he was reading some "article" about how "the earth is going to experience fifteen days of darkness in November of 2017... This article quotes some high-ranking NASA officials... Apparently it's due to a chemical effect between Jupiter and Venus..." I couldn't believe a fully-grown adult would believe anything so stupid. "Not to be that guy," I replied, "but cite your source." After a few seconds of scrolling on his phone he simply said, "Uh... NASA."

[@xeroterragoth1866]

Ok I haven't watched the vid yet, or read any of the comments, but I'm going to make the prediction that this video is going to attract all the Alex Jones Infowars trolls pretty quickly. These people (I use the term loosely) in my experience have a serious problem with facts, reality, science, and logic in general and I can totally see them crawling out of the darkened corners of their mom's basement to harass the ever living crap out of not only the creators of this video, but also anyone who posts here (including myself). *Que the attack of the angry attic and basement dwellers in 3...2...1...*

[@xeroterragoth1866]

That. Was. Freaking. Hilarious. And I thought chemtrails, flat earth, and the moon landing being faked were laughable conspiracies. Kind of shocked none of those made it into this list...

[@davidcarter3830]

It's amazing how people can make an assumption without actually looking for evidence. People like that shouldn't vote or have children.

[@IllusionistBeatsOfficial]

The snow one kinda makes sense though. Soot only forms when you burn solid carbon-based matter (NOT snow, which doesn’t burn and only melts). Also, as any smoker knows, the gas smell coming from a lighter smells like gas, not plastic. Never once has it ever smelled anything even vaguely like plastic.

[@MasterAdam100]

I've tried the lighter experiment during winter in Kansas. Snow there did the same thing. If people believe this insane idea, they would have to say that all snow is fake.

[@IllusionistBeatsOfficial]

MasterAdam100 any idea why? I’d really like to know what’s going on there

[@FloraJoannaK]

Conspiracy theories are just fan-fiction about the real world. - xkcd comics, iirc.

[@jedininja4209]

So all im saying is i paused this video and went outside in Michigan and put my lighter to a snowball and it melted to water. Didnt turn black like the videos. 🤷‍♂️

[@UndeadSchizophrenicProductions]

My biggest issues are that conspiracy theorists take advantage of people with mental disabilities. It is morally wrong

[@JaelaOrdo]

Saddam do you have an alien stargate? “What? No, relax guuuuuy, no stargates here.”

[@pablodiscobar7152]

Did you just say "let us know in the COMMIES below"???!!!!

[@silverfangmoonhunter]

I'm a commie below ;)

[@lyleabraham470]

The idea that if everyone had a gun there would be less crime.

[@victordennett]

Good job. Keep making anti-conspiracy cook vids and I'll keep liking.

[@wolfpackq2321]

Conspiracies used to make sense. Now conspiracy theories are like: THIS PERSON IS IN THE ILLUMINATI CAUSE I SAID SO.

[@harshitrawat9494]

Who tf says yoga is satanic? Yoga originated in India over 5000 years ago 🤦🏾‍♂️

[@walkingdead171]

Nigga stretches his leg, Christians: 😠😠😠

[@baldelonmusk8068]

@@walkingdead171 Dude: Fucking breathes because hes getting tired Christians: HOLY SHIT A SIN GOD PLEASE HEAL THIS MAN GET THE HOLY WATER QUICK

[@VividRogue]

Christians will call anything satanic

[@aja9574]

Scientology

[@feralfio5041]

It's more of a malicious cult.. But considering how they thought we came from a volcano, yeah. I'd say they deserve a spot.

[@markr102]

I wonder what would happen if you told people a conspiracy theory that was actually real? Could you get them to go around saying "crazy theory: the moon is real!"

[@Belzabond]

These conspiracy theories are good for movies, but they're absolutely ridiculous in real life

[@gbishop1774]

I'm not a fan of Obama myself, but I'm not gonna call him a ducking alien lizard

[@gbishop1774]

*fucking. and just because of this I'm starting a new conspiracy that auto correct is being controlled by the alien lizards that live inside the hollow Earth, but trick us into thinking they're on the moon that doesn't exist

[@SpiceGhouls]

The Paul is Dead theory.

[@ejejdjjs6400]

Happy CatLady not dumb enough, but no way in hell paul Mccartney was replaced by an almost exact replica

[@TheStrategicKeys]

I'm ashamed to be born and raised in Georgia. That is just stupid.

[@QWERTYADAM]

"The Iraq war was started over conflict" if you are going to make fun of stupid theories, don't put stupid ones out yourself

[@Goraka91]

I mean technically aren't all wars caused by 'conflict'? :P

[@ShadicRothZz1998]

adam mcgraw That moment when you forget what conflict means and look stupid trying to call someone else stupid. Conflict can literally just mean 'bad things that happened'. So yeah, learn up.

[@shanepleasants6280]

I've been to Denver airport multiple times and I believe it too be evil even though I'm not much of a conspiracy theorist but you can't deny the art seems to be out of place for a airport. The only conclusion is the art is used for people who are scared to fly because after seeing some of the art flying is a breeze your just happy to get the fuck out of that place

[@NecroNathancon]

I'm somewhat surprised that the "Earth is flat" theory wasn't on here, that's been gaining a lot of ground lately. Either way, this video really sheds a lot of light on how our latest election turned out.

[@littlepumpkinpiehair-cutte519]

You forgot the earth is flat! I fell off it once...😓

[@benjaminwhite3585]

You forgot Alex Jones' hilariously awesome theory that there are chemicals in juice boxes that turn our children gay!! LMAO

[@DesiMac5]

“Ain no dinosaur helping with nothin” 😂

[@QueSarahSarah72]

I love conspiracy theories and find them entertaining. Google and Bing probably think I'm a conspiracy theorist since I watch so many vids and read articles about the stuff. But for me it's like reading fairy tales. Though I have to admit there are a select few that are plausible. Some conspiracy theories have turned out to be true (MK Ultra for example). And then there are those theories that are based slightly in fact and have gotten out of hand... (how legends are formed I guess?). I think conspiracy theories are the computer age versions of mythology - the way humans explain what doesn't make sense. I love ancient folklore so I can see the comparison between conspiracy theories and past folklore. And centuries from now scholars will study our era and teach most conspiracy theories as ancient folklore (Imagine taking a class in the future called: 20th and 21st Century Conspiracy Theories)

[@aaronkingjr3442]

1) DID notice something odd about one plane ride I was on when I was younger and the plane had gone too high. The earth wasn't as curvy. And Outter space was pitch black up close... Coupled with the base from when growing up my stepdad worked in military, and my own experiences with groups of ppl as witness as well. 2) we know even the biggest baddest animals are trainable. We don't know, actually, about dinosaurs other than what is told and shown to us us. And if you know that anything can be created, then we actually don't if they even existed. If pigeons can deliver messages, elephants can be ridden like horses and carry your stuff, and ppl can hug pet snakes that don't kill them whose head is as huge as ours, then why not train over-sized lizard birds to move a rock for you. They can climb and fly so... Anyhow, I left after 1:34. The narrator sounds like a dingle-berry brained prick.

[@HASTN]

You're one to talk.

[@aaronkingjr3442]

@@HASTN One to talk about what exactly? I mentioned a few things. My point is there is a difference between experiencing something you can't explain away in person with others. And accepting what info is fed to you that you can't verify just because most others did. Or when it contradicts your experience.

[@SantinoBA2005]

7:20 Cute Pug.

[@HeatherHolt]

The moon is cheese. Seriously no Flat Earth theory bullshit??

[@pca1987]

Heather Holt Yeah. That one is even worse than the hollpw Earth one.

[@HeatherHolt]

P Ariza I'm sure before too long I'll have at least one flat earther psycho berate me in this comment thread. How can anyone be so daft as to believe the earth is flat lol it's hilarious. What do they think happens when you get to the ends?

[@deltoroperdedor3166]

Heather Holt I've seen a fuckload of yt videos and 'documentaries' stating the Moon was actually a hollow sphere of iron and aliens are hiding their spaceship in there

[@HeatherHolt]

DelToro Perdedor wow I just can't even. Where do they get these kinds of ideas? I can understand when ancient people thought stars were where the afterlife was and the sun was a god, but now that there's a little thing called the age of science, and people just completely ignore scientific facts it kills me.

[@deltoroperdedor3166]

Heather Holt fantasy sells more than actual truth and there are people who are allergic to science

[@Jambi4204]

Thank you for bringing up the horse at the Denver airport. Now I'm not saying the airport is evil, but the artist who made the creepy horse was crushed to death by the horse when it was finished.

[@the_cyberchill]

um... i live in georgia.. we dont get snow often, but we get icy roads but no fucking way that snow burning shit is real

[@ScrubLordIdeas]

Bella D Copular yes, you are correct my fellow Georgian

[@guitarboy1234]

Bella D Copular I know how you feel. This guy is making people think close minded. I'm sure the gulf of Tonkin was just in our heads too

[@TimTE01]

Snow does burn under direct heat. Indirect heat is what makes it melt without burning. I got a C in Chemistry and even I know that.

[@Everest314]

Where are the chemtrails?!

[@bradpitt4815]

Theories. Not facts.

[@Don-tb5lj]

Chemtrails are facts and the director of the CIA admitted it, the excuse they gave was to block out the sun because of global warming but at the same time their conveniently poisoning us

[@kaotik1369]

Nowhere

[@AhAh-ni2cb]

Che trails are real so one yesterday shaped like a sheep

[@99xara99]

Actually as a kid I didn't wanna do yoga because someone of my family told me something alike. Not directly that it is "trying to trick people into Satanism" but it was apparently too esoteric and talking about "energies" and stuff that didn't play well with some christian beliefs.

[@joshmastiff1128]

Yoga as a physical exercise is useful. Those energy crap is what it is, crap

[@kevin10001]

The one I call the Obama 11th hour theory should be here where at the last minute he is going to put through an executive order that will allow him to keep the presidency forever

[@bigkingspeakerdwestemperor5068]

Will he reveal his true lizard nature?

[@kevin10001]

Adolf Hipster he isn't a lizard

[@bigkingspeakerdwestemperor5068]

That's what they want you to think...

[@deltoroperdedor3166]

kevin10001 I don't think Americans have anymore luck left, so this ain't gonna happen

[@mistyhustad7121]

Thank God it isn't. I don't like Trump, but I'll take him over Obama. The man didn't accomplish one worth while thing during his Presidency. The one thing he was know for was the Health Care Act and that's already proving to be a negative thing. The man's approval rating was ridiculously low even among his own party. Maybe Trump will at least accomplish something. However, I tell you what though I don't really care for either of them, I'll take either Trump or Obama over Hillary.

[@wyattcorbin1629]

What if all the animals are shapeshifting lizards????

[@joshdoe164]

Even lizards ?

[@jcse16]

Especially the lizards, they are the worst of them.

[@markhoffart622]

What if all lizards are shapeshifting animals???

[@mrhaag]

I heard an interview with The Brian Kendrick once and he rambled on about how he thinks the sun burns cold... that's why it gets colder the higher you go. He figures if the sun burned hot then space wouldn't be freezing. All of the heat is from the molten core and seasons happen as it shifts around. He may have been stoned.

[@PewDieDuckChannel]

Hollow earth?! well, just dig in it I guess and show them (believers ) a genuine footage of the escaped to finally settle the issue. make sense?..

[@mynamejeef7166]

only a lizardmen whould say that the theory is stupid

[@PeterParker-ff7ub]

Which idiots think ix part of the conspiracy and anything that proves them wrong. It keeps going no matter how wrong they are.

[@scavenger4704]

I used to give too much credit to humanity when I was little, then I grew up and realized most people are insane idiots.

[@DireHammer]

Dude, there's something weird going on at the Denver Airport. Just sayin.

[@genericname8727]

Did you see Glam & Gore’s video on it?

[@amai_zing]

Obama is in control of the weather, much like Mufasa in the Lion King

[@baileymoran8585]

My in-law’s neighbor is so deep into this shit he lost contact with his wife and kids, and lost about 100 lbs. He probably needed to lose about 30-50, but now he looks super unhealthy. He won’t eat several foods because ‘mind control agents.’ He lost his job. I’m not sure how he keeps his house. I believe he paid it off and his ex wife pays his property tax. He used to be an engineer. I jokingly called him ‘Howard Hughs’ until. Met him. It’s baffling that he can be so smart and so STUPID. He is also a borderline hoarder now.

[@paul-stephanbinder4004]

Ever Heard of pizzagate?

[@PippinBeutlin]

In some statement we live with dinosaurs they're called birds

[@ericvacca551]

Invading another country for a Stargate? If it was actually real Hell Yes! Thats a major national security issue.

[@carolinagiraldo9809]

The Gov does control de weather

[@jacintadonald5058]

The government is evil, making us suffer with cyclones (or hurricanes, I'm Australian), tornadoes (never seen one in real life), floods, landslides, sinkhloes and much more terrible weather. This also means that the government is the cause of climate change, not us. LMAOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! We get to use as much coal as we like! (Just kidding, the government probably has majority of the coal. CONSPIRACY THEORY!!!)

[@saucc_]

@@jacintadonald5058 ok boomer

[@jacintadonald5058]

@@saucc_ sorry sorry

[@AOSMAKAKMS]

@@jacintadonald5058 jacinda ardern?

[@PeterParker-ff7ub]

The government predicts the weather.

[@MrXemrox]

Hiding the “hollowness” of the Earth and “double sun” or “something hiding behind the the moon” would be pointless and clearly are false and ludicrous.

[@Brylant1980]

And how do u know that genius?

[@aaronkingjr3442]

Some adjacent constellations do have more than 1 sun. And the planets drift in and over over billions of years, so we don't have the same moon or sun we started with. As mentioned in science if that matters to you. So...not so false & ludicrous.

[@kinqmav226]

Yoga does have a spiritual connection thou

[@EnoEnasni]

Not to be confused as a C.T. but you didn't actually disprove any of these theories...I know, I know they are just conspiracies but look, there have been some that have turned out true.

[@isaacsorrels4077]

EnoEnasni Conspiracy theories that have no basis in reality or logic are never real.

[@RealBadGaming52]

I totally belive In the Iraq Stargate and the secret space programe

[@hmmoran1]

Thanks I had too many brain cells

[@walkingdead171]

🤣🤣

[@user-sh4ug2fk5c]

You forgot all religions xDD

[@kmaher1424]

The horse sculpture at the Denver airport was created by Luis Jimenez, a Texas artist known for his monumental sculptures of historic and folkloric subjects. Part of the giant horse fell on him in his studio. He bled out before help arrived...

[@takizuzufu5332]

You forgot to mention that the creepy blue horse outside of DIA actually killed its artist. And another reason people believe its an evil place is because Denver already had an airport.

[@phoradio1277]

I'm from Georgia and my grandfather used to fertilize his yard with chicken manuer. One year we had a late snow in March and he had the prettiest, blackest snow. LOL

[@josephjurczak6449]

He definitely said Kirk Russel, i cannot unhear it now

[@ifyouseekay1000]

Dinosaurs did help the pyramids. My uncle was an employee at Nintendo at the time and confirmed it.

[@MrEmperorApples]

Here in America they're called Voting "Rights" instead of Voting "Privileges," as in the U.K., because we are a society based upon core tenants of individualism whereas your society is based on the rule of the Collective with a Classist (e.g. House of Lords) Society. "Rights" are inherent to a human being's individual existence, but "privileges" are granted to an individual by the Collective State. We, in the US, are a Republic; not a Democracy because it prevents mob rule, which is why Hillary lost even when winning the popular vote. Just because the majority of people think something is right does not mean that they are not all wrong (most of the world thought slavery was a good thing for a long period of time). The problem is that no one teaches children of Rome anymore and the origins of the first republic, which is why the masses are so easily captivated by Caesar-like Populism and are both selling a tiny chunk of their souls and committing political suicide via ballot box every eight years in a series of pendulum backlashes far right and far left identity politics.

[@ShiftyQuail]

The blue horse statue really is that terrifying. Especially at night.

[@reubenp7840]

Denver airport is definitely evil. Damn near constant delays and no Tim Hortons, EEEEEEEVIL

[@jacintadonald5058]

who's Tim Hortons?

[@GrungeHead47]

Damn guys this is a top 10 video. They can't put every insane conspiracy theory on here, that would be like a 12 hour video.

[@dubugga]

I like that argument with the moon. "Just look up and it's there!" Yeah so is a mirage in the desert.

[@samuellawrencesbookclub8250]

Man has been to the moon, and the moon predates holographic technology (we know this as ancient languages have a word for it and old illustrations exist). How's that for evidence?

[@spider-turtle481]

People think birds are government drones.

[@bradysmith4245]

I thought that was just a joke but it wouldn’t shock me if some idiots actually believe it.

[@jaskuri6913]

Illuminati lizards living at a space station on the dark side of the moon spying on us from our cinnamon toast crunch bowl confirmed

[@LT_Xander]

How about the conspiracy theory that Donald Trump is actually a great business man?

[@jacintadonald5058]

dunno for sure but I think he is. Sorry if I'm being stupid I'm Australian lol