Whatever Happened to Cryptoland?

[@sharpshotefx]

Never ask a man his salary, a woman her age, or Connie what the age of consent in Cryptoland is

[@prasetyodwikuncorojati2434]

Just hope shitty AI art will ended in same way as crypto and nft that at first are so booming then slowly faded and fallen into the chasm of forgetfulness

[@eljaminlatour6633]

The answer is that mental maturity is enough.

[@ythegamerita]

Connie more like jeffery

[@Tainira94]

​@@prasetyodwikuncorojati2434 Unfortunately, that's very unlikely. Because unlike NFTs, you can actually make money off of AI. 😮‍💨

[@Moonhermit-]

@@prasetyodwikuncorojati2434 It kind of already is. Not only are the programs increasingly suffering from AI-incest due to the programs learning from the increasingly big pile of error filled AI art, but the vast majority of it is increasingly seen as too bland for commercial purposes. Because there isn't any intent behind the images beyond a machine following a text-based order, most images from the same AI algorithm are coming out too similar. You can't get the program to give it a "personal twist" or anything, because all it does is follow instructions based on strict rules it's set for itself.

[@richardball5843]

Just like Reddit Island, I only want this to happen to see how much of a dumpster fire it can truly become.

[@calemr]

It would have gotten rid of a lot of people, once the pirates showed up. And not the fun, Jack Sparrow ones. The Somali ones who think "Warning shot" means "Shoot one of the poorer looking ones first."

[@Crisis-Comics]

I don't know what Reddit Island is... but I imagine it's like the Island of Doctor Moreau if everyone was Marlon Brando instead of just the creator.

[@ClownHoundII]

What's funnier is that people trying to get the island were trying to buy it from the natives. I wonder how much money it would take for natives' government to agree.

[@mattwo7]

Is Reddit Island like Fyre Festival?

[@waffle6376]

what Reddit island

[@Cubeytheawesome]

“Mental maturity is more than enough” -Cryptoland on the age of consent

[@j.k.4479]

I forgot about that. Horrible people who need their hard drives checked for sure.

[@ChiknPog]

That is literally the main thing I remember about the whole crypto land thing lol

[@Cubeytheawesome]

@@j.k.4479 they must have been Minecraft KZbinrs.

[@sloft-70]

Epstein Island 2 💀💀💀

[@YodaOnABender]

All they needed to do was end it with a “😏”

[@floramew]

It's horrifying that we're at a point where I look at the crypto land animation and think, "at least real people worked on that".

[@TheTrueMr.Chicken]

I hate AI art but even it would be better than this lol

[@AleTitan]

​@@TheTrueMr.Chickeneh

[@omegahaxors9-11]

How much you wanna bet they weren't paid.

[@azbika]

It looks like Megamind 2

[@NicoEdgy]

@@TheTrueMr.Chicken Idk man, at least real people made the Cryptoland thing, even if you think it looks worse

[@Lacucarachadefuego]

Can’t leave out the whole “mental maturity” thing when asked what Cryptoland’s age of consent was going to be

[@Cubeytheawesome]

Minecraft youtubers would flourish there.

[@krajicsek13]

​@@Cubeytheawesome Along with the Discord snd Reddit mods

[@blueshoes7519]

Really???

[@RStheToon]

My ex-discord friend would love to be in there

[@noaw.x]

Epsteinland

[@michaeldeighton323]

Forget "Connie", why'd they call it Cryptoland when Cryptopia was sitting right there in plain sight?

[@timesnewlogan2032]

Because crypto-bros, like AI-bros, lack creativity.

[@arturoaguilar6002]

Because… Disneyland

[@nicholasbuffone175]

For Pete's sake, freaking Decentraland got that one right!

[@catthatlooksatyoufunny7377]

More like "creeptopia" with the whole age of consent thing

[@nxmx6ix]

​@@catthatlooksatyoufunny7377So this is just Epstein's island 2.0?

If only they had Skillshare to learn about finances.

[@Anon-09]

Lmao

[@TheQuietGamer69]

this reply is sponsored by skillshare

[@L1GHTBU1B56]

I SEE HIM EVERYWHERE

[@ilovecatsandalsorabbits]

bot

[@MrTopDude]

this whole reply section was sponsored by skillshare

[@littlegiantj8761]

Gotta love how the presentation looked AI before AI was a thing

[@prasetyodwikuncorojati2434]

Just hope AI art will ended in the same way

[@novamythic_8]

WAIT ITS NOT AI??

[@littlegiantj8761]

@@novamythic_8 no

[@arturoaguilar6002]

Just because it’s full of generic and stock assets. But really, AI bros dream the day their AI videos may be like this (not in quality, but consistent and full of references relevant to the subject)

[@Handles_suck_ass]

@@novamythic_8nope, that actually makes it worse that people animated this abomination

[@EvdogMusic]

Guessing they'll end up making it a place in VR

[@mattwo7]

It was already marketed as a "Metaverse + Real world island"

[@thewiseoldfox]

No chance this will be made irl unless cryptobros are okay with the "Willy Wonka Experience"

[@Samookely]

@@thewiseoldfox they probably would be as long as they could wear apple vision pros to go along with it

[@thewiseoldfox]

@@Samookely fuck. Good point

[@luckyinky7849]

​@@mattwo7 IIII-I just bought more land in the metaverse

[@Pyxlmated]

“Not COINY” Then Something snapped, something inside of me..

[@deezmycream]

*Coiny from beefydie appears*

[@adam-452s5]

PYXLMATED?!?!?!?!!??!?!

[@Zaid_Mijango]

Coiny bfb?

[@TurkishOneFurkan]

COİNY OWNS DREAM İSLAND!?!?!?!?!

[@shinatham53]

​​@@TurkishOneFurkan We'll see in BFDIA Finale

[@alexjewett7455]

The mascot for a scam company is named Connie. The irony is absolutely delicious.

[@MatchaThePoltchageist]

BFDI Fans seeing Connie: IS THAT COINY?!

[@FunniClapboard]

Exactly what I thought

[@chocodraws5137]

We have Coiny at home Coiny at home:

[@juansandoval7241]

This "Coiny" looks like the thing that chases me in my nightmares 💀

[@cometcal7387]

​@@juansandoval7241 BFDIA 9:

[@DiamondKittyCat]

Reminded me that saber was in II at least 2 episodes. (Don't remember if he had any lines in pt 1 of the finale.)

[@Silv3rDoodl3]

If the mascot was named Coiny, the whole object show community would’ve been all over it lmao

[@MintyHeart_]

Fr

[@nancysafar7512]

My sister’s a Coiny fan 😂

[@SK3TCHB00K.]

Frrr

[@shinatham53]

I'm a Coiny and Firey Fan😊

[@Plut0TheCrypt1d]

yeah remember honey coiny

[@Crudely-Drawn-Cupcake]

“Not Coiny” (Happy Firey noises)

[@tom_the_animator]

As a first fan, I like coiny too, but still fooneh

[@NaraSherko]

"Connie" (Sad firey noises)

[@JunkstHat3605]

“IM THE NEW COINY”

[@Kocur_official]

Not for Loong

[@hargunraina5571]

oh god I hope not.

[@YourLocalRod]

​@MatthewStar125 ur talkin bout bfdi?

[@repicninja1677]

Bfdi reference

[@arthursiqueira7006]

bfdi fan detected

[@Cheesy653]

I think firey slapped coiny a little to hard 😬

[@juansandoval7241]

A little bit 💀

[@villss894]

yeah

[@axjagfilms]

Squidward effect 💀

[@_Leafster]

Canon I was Leafy

[@villss894]

Coiny really insulted her (guess who's her not firey cuz he is a boy) that hard

[@Shadow._.Foxi64]

Coiny mentioned, I summon the object show community

[@LaughingGeniusOfficial]

Who has come to summon the OSC?

[@omargustavomalavevargas9388]

I can’t believe coiny from bfdi’s capitalist brother made a cameo in crypto land💀

[@Malucher0912]

Cryptoland naming their mascot Connie BFDI Fans pissed they can’t massacre another coin based mascot for taking the name

[@pinklazx14]

As a bfdi fan, i can say that this was my reaction

[@leafyztar]

ANOTHER??! WHAT DID WE DO TO THE OTHERS?! 😨

[@BFDIandBSfan2763]

​​​​@@leafyztar There is a company called Honey that their mascot was a coin and theyre name was "Coiny" and bfdi fans started to spam Coiny BFDI Images in Honey's tweets 😭

[@FurretFan2424]

We know what happened to honey

[@StarryKitsuKat]

​What's bfdi and what does a coin character have to do with it??

[@FaniSpining]

“coiny” the OSC has been summoned

[@Sansman888.]

Kinda, I could care less for a name though lol

[@Plut0TheCrypt1d]

can confirm, I'm an OSC member

[@Strxwb3rry3]

FR

[@iancesimp2514]

Not naming your golden coin mascot Coiny just saved you from the BFDI community. We had already gone after Honey's Coiny, if Cryptoland named Connie that, they'd be next.

[@ZylerZH]

Coiny the Cryptobro

[@_Leafster]

shitcoin

[@BabyNoob270]

What did we do.

[@Strebzzz]

They didn't wanna summon an entire community with the name coiny

[@Strebzzz]

Also, it should've been called dream island.. Smh

[@themc68]

damn coiny really changed after getting eliminated from bfdi

[@GzNT7]

The slaps changed his face a lot

[@thomasandowner]

BAHAHHA

[@rainbowycutesy]

bro summoned a fandom💀

[@shinatham53]

But he is a part of that fandom remember Saberspark once work on Inanimate Insanity as Zoetrope

[@sandraabreurjekekeke4502]

Sabershaker: coiny…. Me: BFDI

[@nobodyproud-kk6cz]

I love watching sabershaker

[@sandraabreurjekekeke4502]

@@nobodyproud-kk6czme to

[@GoldenGuy509]

"Money... is like water. If you wait patiently for it, it will flow!" -Bob

[@benthomason3307]

that's not how water works.

[@eljaminlatour6633]

Connie looks like a meme, like that dancing yellow triangle.

[@itscris01]

MUSIC MAKE YOU LOSE CONTROL

[@rusdiediselamet]

ᯃᯩᯐᯮᯐᯬᯏᯩᯖᯉᯬ᯳

[@amongusrealaccount]

Bro really make his own dream island💀

[@andrewpinedo1883]

dream island + mental maturity 💀💀💀

[@MajatekYT]

It's a shame that we never got to witness the Fyre Festival of cryptobro events. The closest we got was medical grade UV lights making people go blind at ApeFest. 😔

[@xudwhxkw]

"Island" "Coiny" seems very familiar

[@Jermaine-zq3ei]

BFDI

[@notmithosis7350]

we have pretty much the same pfp

[@xudwhxkw]

@@notmithosis7350 yea

[@ImposterAnimates]

This really has me wanting to battle for an island with 5 star hotels, robot servents, and even the winner gets to choose who gets to go on and who doesn’t

[@TheTaroStar]

Very familiar…I WONDER where I’ve heard those two words before…

[@CC-qx7hk]

Oh it's actually pedoland but calling it cryptoland is a common mistake

[@cinnamontoast1586]

Wrong island bro

[@autobotstarscream765]

​@@cinnamontoast1586They were thinking of building another one after the last one ended in Epstein not killing himself.

[@shaibright11]

"not coin-y." osc members(aswell as me): COINY!?1?1?

[@ZylerZH]

Nice Exclamation Mark from Animatic Battle Pfp

[@shaibright11]

@@ZylerZH ty i drew it :>

[@ZylerZH]

@@shaibright11 Hey no problem, anything for a fellow OSC member

[@God-t2r]

They called it cryptoland because the virgin islands were taken

[@A_Smol_Egg]

Underrated comment 💀

[@carlosmattessich3883]

Plot twist: Connie is actually Coiny from BFDI, but after getting eliminated in TPOT 9 he ran off and changed his identity.

[@corgimations]

True

[@villss894]

nahhhhhh firey burnt his face

[@BigDickKomi]

NAAAAH BEEFEEDIE This is where he was when he died

[@villss894]

naaaaah he called needle "needy"

[@NaraSherko]

No ,Connie is nickel in bfdia 9 but he turned cartoon for some reason

[@dragonsticknodes]

The reason why they mightve named it coiny because its actually a name for a BFDI character, or they just did it for uniqueness.

[@Malucher0912]

It’s because of what happened to Honey probably

[@dragonsticknodes]

@@Malucher0912 could be that too, they also have a character named Coiny

[@Avtin]

What the hell is bfdi

[@CookiePlushTubeAndCanazilMaps]

@@Avtin imagine not knowing BFDI 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@sluttyMapleSyrup]

​@@CookiePlushTubeAndCanazilMaps Big Fabulous Dance Instructor..?

[@MathematicalVoid]

I remember part of the ad had this royalty-free generic pinball music that wasn't royalty-free, generic, or pinball. It was just the Super Mario Bros. theme ripped straight from the NES original.

[@SuperSupremePerson]

"mom can we have coiny?" "No we have coiny at home" Coiny at home:

[@jajajasputin8927]

Also a island for sexual predators according to the twitter account

[@leafq]

What?

[@andrewpinedo1883]

The only people who would be target would be other crypto bros, since there will never be any sane women on that island.

[@chickennuggets6847]

For context: When they got asked about the age of consent that "Mental maturity is more than enough." But apparently, they couldn't even afford the island, so hooray for the children

[@the98goober]

“not COINY” everyone in the osc within a 18 mile radius:

[@15_heidune72]

Maybe because Coiny was already taken as a name?

[@Summit9999]

Yes, Coiny from Battle For Dream Island

[@d4pplez]

Not “coiny” bro spawned the Bfdi fandom💀

[@raskuly]

Con-nie's clown NFT fits him.

[@Mr.Glaube]

What’s wrong with nfts?

[@autobotstarscream765]

​@@Mr.Glaubekzbin.info/www/bejne/eJvWpZiIe6Zoba8si=jLMSCL6BUYlTcCRA

[@Luigicat11]

@@Mr.Glaube How much time do you have?

[@Mr.Glaube]

@@Luigicat11 what?

[@Luigicat11]

@@Mr.Glaube There's documentaries on the topic, but a lot of them are pretty long.

[@DuskEalain]

I'm so early the only other comments are from horny bots.

[@blargl121]

It's funny they both have 3 random emojis on the end 🎉😮❤

[@AspenBrightsoul]

Don't try to tell me you wouldn't dick that coin down hard.

[@DefinitelynotMK]

If it was named “coiny” then people would be sending this company pictures of bfdi coiny, like what happened with honey coiny

[@FunniClapboard]

Coiny… Saberspark… Object… Show Hmmmm

[@ZylerZH]

Oh hey, it's you again

[@shinatham53]

Saberspark worked on Inanimate Insanity before (He voiced Zoetrope)

[@smal5504]

the osc member inside of me is tweaking seizuring going insane

[@martianhighminder4539]

Remember that every time Connie isn't on the screen, the audience should be asking "Where's Connie?", followed by "Did someone just try to steal my purse and/or wallet?"

[@mattwo7]

Just found a report that says they failed to buy the island.

[@Moonhermit-]

Kinda obvious outcome. The real estate business is fueled by liquid assets and stable currencies, nobody wants to sell land based off of the hypothetical potential future value of an obvious pump-and-dump cryptocoin. Turns out that you still need to first convert your digital meme waivers into USD before you can use the wealth you claim to own.

[@mattwo7]

@@Moonhermit-Pretty sure it's more of a matter of highest bidder rather than what they want to use the land for. Real estate is about profit, not caring about what the land sold is used for when it's out of the realtor's hands.

[@Moonhermit-]

@@mattwo7 I was talking more about the company behind this scam never being able to afford the real estate in the first place. I seriously doubt they ever had even remotely enough liquidity to buy it outright, and they sure as hell had no chance of getting any loans.

[@mattwo7]

@@Moonhermit-Rich people are usually the ones trying to scam others with crypto and don't actually buy into it. It's a confidence scam, they _pretend_ to be into it. It literally only even has value because the people being conned _believe_ it does. So that said I don't actually doubt that they're legitimately rich.

[@mattwo7]

@@Moonhermit-Also, I double checked to be sure and apparently the purchase contract fell through and the island was put back on the market. So yea, it doesn't seem to have anything to do with how rich Max and Helena are.

[@aquabreeze7612]

At least we can look at the cryptoland thing and know people made it. It’s a nightmare that that’s where we are now, but

[@FireAlexxlovesyoylecake]

OMG BFDI REFERENCE!!!

[@FireyTheAlienDragon]

Loved how he said ai...glad im not the only one who thinks the AI craze is pretty much the same as crypto

[@rymvxaquix]

They deadass thought the name coiny was owned by the creators of bfdi and bfb💀

[@CoralReaper707]

"Shitcoin" lmaooo

[@rhapsody2612]

“Not coiny” BFDI REFERENCE???

[@asrieldreemurr874]

Imagine it; From the creators of Cryptoland, comes the newest groundbreaking island project in history; Artificial Island, the island resort powered entirely by AI.

[@thescarvedinsect]

This sounds like the premise for a sci-fi novel or film trying to warn us NOT to depend on AI like this.

[@kageorii]

Any community that tries to buy a Island and make a hub for that community is going to fail, remember that mlp island people tried to make 😭😭

[@growingsage]

I remember Tumblr Island, which morphed into dash con....and we all know how that went.

[@thisisavaultagain]

reddit island

[@TonyMations2009]

I never heard of this, actually. Thanks for this information, Saberspark!

[@randisonagruda236]

“Not Coin-y-“ Me: *”YOU MEAN TPOT COINY?”*

[@tamararambo3079]

The coin thing was stolen from a defunct casino game app, not joking. Then the people behind the scam added Genie energy from Disney's Aladdin, like how dare they.

[@arbe4326]

I doubt A.I. can produce something as spectacularly bad as the Cryptoland video. It was something special and an once in a lifetime experience

[@TheSecondTechno]

Good job for bringing the entire osc community here

[@ZylerZH]

"Not Coin-y" IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING BFDI REFERENCE!?

[@The_ace-1233]

Having "Con" in your mascots name is actually genius in a way they probably didn't intend

[@SPAMTON_GSPAMTON1997]

Bro was afraid to be copyright claimed by BFDI

[@USBiThink]

WHAT’D THEY DO TO MY BRO COINY

[@ObjectSoda]

"Connie" is going to take some deep fried breaths now. *insert screaming here*

[@izwanedit_9026]

When the coiny win a dream island

[@Summit9999]

WE SUMMONING THE OBJECT SHOW COMMUNITY WITH THIS ONE🗣🗣🗣‼‼

[@Zafuc97]

Bro looks like spongebob if he was Gold + Walmart version of Spongebob

[@Nightweaver1]

Just when I think humanity has turned a corner, I remember Cryptoland.

[@Supercatandrewman]

Wouldn’t surprise me if they started making AI Generated NFTs.

[@SniperOnSunday]

They already have.

[@catherinebaldwin6580]

They weren’t before?

[@MASTEROFEVIL]

Fun fact. A burger restaurant opened in LA that only took payment in crypto coins. They went out of business less then a year later

[@growingsage]

Was it called crypto burger, because I definitely saw that on Doordash a couple of times.

[@fryguy9704]

All we need is AI land and the world can be great again

[@ImNotThatOneDude]

Oh God that would be horrifying

[@catherinebaldwin6580]

The end of the world can’t come quickly enough…

[@ZenithStuf]

"Not Coiny" *The entire BFDI fandom has awoken!*

[@waleed5377]

This coin gives nightmares _💀_

[@therealg4m1n8r]

If the mascot was Coiny, his rival would be Firey.

[@thescarvedinsect]

Connie's rival: not Firey, but "Feyrire"

[@villss894]

Nah "fiery" ok bad joke I know

[@thescarvedinsect]

​@BlitzBlingNot "Leafy," but *"Leafly."*

[@andrewpinedo1883]

I kinda want to see Cryptoland actually happen. I'd like to see how these kinds of island-resort pipe dreams would actually be like.

[@dracodracarys2339]

imagine all the cryptobros getting scammed like Fyre Festival and it all turns into Lord of the Flies

[@Nourptoste_]

Congrats for the 2 mil u deserve it ❤

[@naranara1690]

Nfts in 2024? Bold move

[@objectshowzz]

coiny had a glowdown after being eliminated from tpot 😭

[@Groggle7141]

Considering how close the two communities are, will there be an "A.I-land"?

[@CodeNameX001]

An NFT theme park, it was a scam withing a scam, but it somehow gets sadder when you realize that their udea for a "theme park" was just a series of work stations. Leave it to NFT bros to rationalize labor as a vacation.

[@LilCreeperPeep]

I think they couldnt name him coiny cuz already coiny exists. He is from a show called battle for dream island. Made by HT twins. Im a fan! Also Connie is just a 10000x worse Coiny

[@villss894]

Nah it's (this number is so big it's bigger than rayos number)X worse than coiny

[@_Leafster]

COINY!? LIKE COINY BFDI!? RURHGURHAGUAGRH **goes feral and has rabies**

[@villss894]

After you stole dream island, coiny made one himself and made a gameshow (he is unfair to that firey guy)

[@wyzmotorsport664]

You can say the idea was .... Corn-ie 😂

[@SKIBIDITOILETISHAMAK]

Bro summoned the entire BFDI Community with this coiny

[@cjwms7279]

BFDIA REFERENCE?!?!?

[@lovethatdarkness]

Good to know that the animators for Food Fight are still getting work.

[@TopHatIsAwesome5]

How crypto land got banned Sued by JnJ

[@Summit9999]

💀

[@TopHatIsAwesome5]

Bc of Coiny

[@FfersBetter]

JnJ ain't THAT bad, plus honey's coiny hasn't been sued yet

[@meganrand7406]

Connie: Cryptoland Coiny: “I don’t care what they say! I’m still shipping coiny and pin!”

[@donramonyperchita1]

At the beginning of the video I was like, "well, at least the animation was not AI generated", then at the end I went "oh, nevermind"

[@That-Lazy-Animator]

I feel like this is material on making one of those mascot horror games.

[@hakajoko-gg]

Did someone say COINY?!?!

[@Moemoepoi]

Dear Saberspark, I love your commentary for shows and movies! You really entertain me most of the time. Please make a video about Talking Tom and Friends. A good show about friendship, most of the time! I've been watching it ever since the pandemic, it's a good show for binge watching. It's targeted towards kids most of the time, but I know that adults will be able to enjoy it too, since some of the episodes are relatable. It has dark themes from time to time, Tom and Angela's quarrel is depressing (sort of), as well as the Talking Roy and Friends arc. I personally love Ginger, since he's just a kid and the show knows how to make him one! Season 6 is not out since the creators were not sure if they would continue it. Seasons 1-5 are all available on KZbin, please check it out 😊

[@DeviceSuperAnimation]

guys saberspark just said coiny from bfdi isn't that awesome

[@TurnipObjectShows]

Damn, is this what I missed once I stopped watching BFDI? Coiny looks a little different.

[@Bfbx-air-island-wubboxXD]

Coiny from BFDI if he was in Ohio

[@slightlyhidden]

As forgotten as this may be, I have the Crytpoland video in a playlist for the funniest youtube videos I've ever watched and it still never gets old