When A 197IQ Scientist Gets Caught For Murder

[@BodywiseMustard]

"Not even a scientist can get away with murder." -three seconds later- "He called the police and confessed."

[@somdutroy]

Not even a scientist can get away with murder. Meanwhile, there are more unsolved cases than solved atm.

[@MrKutamoz]

Yep, on to the next video

[@Eyedunno]

Yeah, I'm all bracing myself for a criminal mastermind, and here he is confessing to a 911 dispatcher and willingly talking to police. But clickbaiters gonna clickbait.

[@qud3913]

Clickbait after clickbait with this channel

[@Awesomeness4627]

​@@qud3913clickbait is the title thing. The title is completely accurate

[@desertweasel6965]

His blood pressure is 197, not his IQ.

[@鐽]

💀

[@ToxicAfricanKing]

😂😂

[@Windynb]

I feel like the scientific geniuses always seem to be like 140-160 iq and 160-200 just seem to be insane criminals

[@dineshwedagedara]

Oh man..😂

[@Richard-iv5gs]

That is too, too funny 😆😆😆👍👍👍.. Best laugh I've had all day!!

[@laeioun]

One of the common fallacies of intellectual people is thinking that their expertise in one field makes them qualified in others.

[@CoreySaiello]

It's an ego thing. And most really intelligent people lack social skills and common sense.

[@laeioun]

@@CoreySaiello Amen.

[@johnsolo1701d]

💯- I've started calling this expertise laundering. I think it's a huge problem. Because other people end up believing it too and you get e.g. a meathead stand-up comic being taken seriously by millions of people for his views on medical issues. On a small scale it happens too. I remember it always bothered me in school when teachers would insert some unrelated "wisdom" (often cynical) into their lessons.

[@babala5760]

Doc here. Oh Lord I can’t tell you the number of my colleagues that think they can be their own veterinarian, accountant, plumber, mechanic, electrician etc. It never ends well

[@NdEfOrYdOdKfI]

@@CoreySaiellomy little brother is like this and you’re not wrong at all about the NO common sense or sociability i try to check him when he is being arrogant because he thinks he’s better because he has a easier time learning then others but yeah you’re not wrong at all

[@javierdaniel1429]

You know, as a single working man in his 40s, what strikes me the most is that he had a family, a wife, and children who probably loved him. And he just killed them, like that. I'll probably never be able to afford having a family myself the way things look, but it just really breaks my heart to see a man throw it all away, I pray his family is resting in peace.

[@stuartsmith5308]

People ask me do i have children ? I tell them no i don't, i wouldn't have enough money to give a newborn baby a good life in this world. I'm responsible.

[@javierdaniel1429]

@@Falconer22 you're doing the right thing, my friend. God Bless you.

[@appletherapy]

Agreed...I want a wife kids dogs but living costs is too high. It disturbs me when I see people throw it all away or cheat...

[@JamesTKruk]

Foster brother lots of kids need love if you got It to give. Trust me I raised a daughter that has no blood but she's mine and my worlds better for it

[@radscorpion8]

that's too bad, sounds like you might actually be a good husband :P

[@qwadratix]

197 IQ would make him one of the highest ever recorded, up there with Einstein and Newton. This guy is a mouth-breather.

[@kvngn]

The camera added 10 pounds. The NASA shirt added 120 points.

[@asiansuperman]

Even just watching the first few minutes of this video, I can already tell if this chump was smart he would of started taking care of himself by eating healthier, stop eating them Twinkies and hit up the gym. Plus, if you’re not an Oscar winning actor even dumb fools know to ask for a lawyer and never ever speak to the cops. 😂

[@shaemonaeee]

Someone hold the record in Korea for an IQ of 276

[@fostersstubbyasmr9557]

@@kvngnahahahah

[@Phoenix25322]

Mid IQ. Tons of IQ's are higher just not recorded. Einstein should get better too with his 165 ass iq.

[@zachhilton9481]

I really like how the detective uses little comments like him "not knowing anything about technology" it feels like he is trying to build the suspects ego while making himself look dumb to give the suspect confidence and make him think he can outsmart him if he can say the right things. But the whole time the detective is just getting what he needs. Definitely one of the best interrogators I've seen on KZbin

[@tongpoo8985]

Sometimes, extremely smart people (or people who think they are) are the easiest to manipulate because they have an inflated self-image. You have to be subtle though.

[@Lampaluile]

100% he was in his head

[@titusgray4598]

This is common in Reid interviews where if the investigator knows that the suspect’s profile involves narcissism or just an inflated sense of their own intelligence it’s often helpful to build rapport using ego boosting language to get them to open up and start talking about how smart they are (and begin slipping up)

[@l6e6i6n]

All of his actions are calculated even the way he is siting. Avoiding eye contact, facing the wall instead of the criminal and mirroring the criminals body posture all are tactics to avoid intimidation and keep the guy talking

[@hvip4]

No matter how you twist it, a genius wouldn't talk to the police... There is nothing positive about talking to the police whether you're innoncent or guilty.

[@ker-balkanrider]

Evil genius my ass. This guy is a paper pusher who didn't know how good he had it

[@jacekstankiewicz1594]

yeah engineer degree holder working on confirming papers is hardly a genius (no offence to ppl who do this but its not 200iq activity lol)

[@alfariziislam3796]

I mean its kind of a huge responsibility isnt it or am i wrong?​@@jacekstankiewicz1594

[@Htrac]

There is nowhere except the creator of this video which said he's a genius or has a high IQ, but almost every comment acts like it's a big claim of his. He's a low level scientist wearing a NASA T-shirt and the video creator sensationalised it with clickbait titles and descriptions that everyone fell for.

[@MrJames-tw3so]

@@Htrac its in the title.

[@Htrac]

@@MrJames-tw3so Yes.... that's my point. I'm starting to think the target audience here has a double digit IQ.

[@zakarykovach3113]

He’s so smart he didn’t even need a lawyer for a murder interrogation .

[@CJM23]

Most guilty killers think they can outsmart the police or want to find out how much police know.

[@Barry-fv6zd]

Bad decision 😂

[@youtubeuser1993]

Yeah...

[@WorldV1ralDa1ly]

@@CJM23he's labeled a genius not "most guilty killers" thats a common class category genius is not a part of.

[@derekblackthorne]

I love the irony here. Did you even watch the video? He asked for an attorney at 31:19.

[@rancewhite9312]

The fakest jumping back reaction ever to hearing he’s being charged with capital murder. I got second hand embarrassment from that.

[@PPrexor-qk9vq]

Tyler1 back reaction is even better and it's just for likes

[@tapijoz]

I thought it was perfect. It was campy

[@Jannis-hj4vm]

Capital cringe

[@ellislyon4804]

He looked like he was trolling like he was surprised. Not like he was faking being surprised. He might be so crazy he thinks trolling is fine

[@psyboyo]

That reaction is called _"air quotes"_ CRINGE _"air quotes"_ . Now you know. It's cringe. Yeah.

[@BackwoodsTrash]

"I'm trying to be a better husband & a better father." Sir, I'm going to need you to try a little harder.

[@Demonlord4546]

He's better at both now. No one will ever marry or spawn with him ever again. Best thing he could do as a husband and father, just not be either. His poor family

[@kt114]

Hard fail.

[@anonymous-go1tq]

@@Demonlord4546spawn? Kid get off this side of the internet

[@tonyjeff9436]

he said he started working out but he is still obese

[@squirrellytales3604]

Looks like Det. Armstrong mentally strong-armed this evil person.

[@jewels24k]

Why is John Wick interviewing Peter Griffin?

[@unnownme]

looks more like Rick from TWD

[@parkour267]

Cuz a dog was murdered

[@gamingsuperun]

Fortnite DLC looks crazy

[@user-em1dg3he1h]

I was going with Abe Lincon interviewing private Pyle.

[@extraterrestrialcontent]

Sounds like an average Family Guy cutaway to me

[@Ricflaireofastora]

The reddit mod having a giant fedora on the wall behind him is money

[@Mordecai1399]

Bro I’m dead 😂 he greeted the 911 operator with a hat tilt and a “m’lady”

[@laxativz]

It's a watermark

[@AgentOffice]

It's in front lol

[@DocumentalistaProhibido]

Its gold

[@dotnet9830]

it's reddit gold

[@erinshaw6266]

This is the most intense detective I’ve ever seen!!! The total silence & the clock ticking and just staring straight ahead, not even looking at the dude! Well done, sir. Well done.

[@Doomted90]

The detective is looking at him, they are using a "fish eye" effect on the footage. The detective IS super intense though and those eyes boring into the top of my head would probably wear me down in an interrogation.

[@MarcustheKid2K]

​@@Doomted90eh not for everyone, if you worked in any job the thing you have to do is make eye contact

[@ML-kx9gz]

He is mimicking them it's a technique and it's why what he says doesn't match his body language.

[@Prissi162]

That silence was deafening 😮

[@drooplug]

I'm fairly certain that ticking clock is cruel and unusual punishment. 😄

[@vincentcalleros5450]

The moment he said all he ate was toast. I knew he was lying.

[@phapnui]

At the end he thought to himself, "I am toast."

[@trollaf627]

No, he just likes his toast topped with a lb of cream cheese and 2 lbs of bacon. Its still "toast" to him

[@BHJ7115]

IQ tests are overrated.

[@WorldV1ralDa1ly]

@@BHJ7115hes a genius but cant count calories or even google why his cortisol is through the roof or how to force his body into ketosis let alone basic knowledge on gluten and jow simple carbs are to be regulated not to mention the lack of discipline a person like that has. what kind of genius hasnt figured out how sugar and staring a computer screen for prelonged times causes eye 👁️ problems that lead to chronic bad vision but hes a genius 🤣 okay buddy so much a genius he talked without a lawyer and forgot to plead the fifth or even invoke ucc creditors in commerce AS King Questions, but hes a genius 🤣 to be a genius u gotta learn about the esoteric and occult plus mainstream and damn near be an autodidactic polymath. genius.😂

[@zondracarter3022]

😂😂😂 same here

[@youtubehastakenovermylife4979]

I mean just waiting for this guy to spit out a single sentence is killing me. God bless this investigator.

[@MsBleau]

That's why I always speed them up and w captions, half the time

[@MsJCamille]

@@MsBleauthank you for this tip.. it was agonizing waiting for the man to spit it out!!

[@vanesslifeygo]

the guy is wasting the whole society's time. imagine how many others we could have caught waiting.

[@Taricus]

Dude, it was annoying me too! --And when he did talk, it essentially meant nothing.... "I got f*cked over.... I wasn't in a good place... I felt like I failed my kids.... It was really bad... I was not happy...." it's like, CMON!!! Say something already! He all trying to build up the suspense or something.... then he moves onto the 2nd time.... never even says what happened the first time LOL!

[@marialanagoldsworthy8670]

That’s what the fat assholes idea was, to make this interrogation like pulling teeth hoping the detective might get tired. He’s not smart enough to realize sometimes people are just better at their jobs than you could be at deterring them from their jobs. Stick to computers.

[@brent_f.e.m.a]

The main mistake was expecting the detective to believe he only ate toast that day

[@CRT4Dummies]

this dude saw walter white fake a fugue state and thought that's my plan

[@Dmcs1917]

Wait until he finds out Skyler catches on to his bullshit!

[@minzekatze]

​@@Dmcs1917well im pretty suee his wife won't be able to

[@tekceb-1247]

@@minzekatze💀

[@Dmcs1917]

​@@minzekatze💀💀

[@axeljohnson6895]

Lmfao😂😂😂😂

[@patrikiosvatemanopoulos]

"You know what? I'm about to say it: I don't care that you broke your elbow"

[@Budabaii]

YOOO spot on.

[@sillywilly5510]

Top tier comment

[@paulgoogol2652]

why so rude 😢

[@HectorPaulino-z4c]

Lmaooo

[@NullVoid-rm7jm]

Impressive. Very based. ......Let's see what Paul Allen has to say.

[@julissa6715]

I think one of the reasons why this detective is so skilled and successful is because he’s so laid back as opposed to other interrogators who get up in your face. This interrogator’s demeanor makes you feel as if you’re having a beer with an old friend and suddenly start talking about life.

[@zimzob]

You’re confusing movies with reality.

[@double_joseph327]

@umyo-ld2fethere’s a few videos out there of some really bad interrogators.

[@double_joseph327]

@umyo-ld2fe I’ve seen a bunch of interrogation videos and there was one guy who just immediately started attacking this kid and he just froze up and didn’t say a world.

[@appletherapy]

@umyo-ld2feI think they mean they ask questions respectfully assertively. But Armstrong is laid back.

[@DFSLJC]

I guarantee he uses all the methods

[@jacobit49]

The way the detective says, "Okay," is way too relaxing.

[@jessewilliams6459]

If I were a detective, I would definitely play a subtle and ominous soundtrack on my phone while interrogating people.

[@Disgraced_Primus]

Hahaha, silence is much more powerful. The ambience of a ticking clock along with it? Absolute magic

[@bradleblanc2179]

I’d play a faint heartbeat noise, that gets faster the closer the suspect is to confessing

[@yuwna]

​@bradleblanc2179 that's kinda useless, this will take longer than anything because the suspect will eventually understand what is going on and will stop talking.

[@jessewilliams6459]

@@yuwna I have a friend who is autistic.

[@bradleblanc2179]

@@yuwna shiiiiiieeeet so you’re telling me every video game and movie I’ve played are lying??

[@MoogieSRO]

This ambient music makes me feel like I'm watching an episode of Who Wants to be a Millionaire and the guy is stuck agonizing over the $500,000 question

[@gregg7233]

Thank you for saying this. Thought I was alone in that! Haha

[@SabreLeonheart]

*cues Millionaire music* da...da.... da.... duh....duh. 🎶 da....da...da...duh duh. 🎵 "I'm going to go ahead and phone my lawyer...." "Okay. You have thirty seconds ....."

[@philipinchina]

It is irritating.

[@horaceosirian8993]

*_Lie-Styles of the Fat and Shameless_*

[@thegreenmanofnorwich]

I couldn't put my finger on it, thanks. I don't think it really adds anything.

[@TheGreatMoonFrog]

Maybe he has a 197 IQ but he didn't realize the detective had a 198 IQ.

[@viktorbihar5384]

I'm not kidding... I strongly believe that you can be so "smart" you end up being dumb😂

[@jtwright4095]

😂

[@A6Legit]

He sure don't seem over 100 to me

[@xxflameaminoxx]

no amount of intelligence can help with acting apparently... ive seen more convincing performances in highschool theater

[@cheymilion3168]

​@@viktorbihar5384no is just the detectives are trained to work with people like this, and the people that made it where sure that itll work with almost everyone theres a reason why they used to interview criminals, pedos, serial killers etc.

[@sintura]

i keep getting caught off guard by how michael tries to speak like he's a quiet mild mannered man but has to clear his throat constantly because he doesn't actually speak that way lol

[@tayzonday]

What a monster 😳. I’m autistic (and “very easily addicted to screens”) like his son. I can’t imagine the terror, confusion and bewilderment his family felt.

[@IDontKnow92blah]

Yoooo! Thanks for making my early HS life much better. You and other early YTers were fantastic. An amazing period in time, for sure

[@ScientoloGeek]

Completely unexpected to see you in this side of KZbin. Love your channel!

[@jacobb7608]

​@@ScientoloGeekHe's a regular here lmao

[@PowuhToSeven]

Bro happy holidays. I'm gonna be singing your song all Tayzonday.

[@BigBro_Gerard]

I was literally on the verge of tears and feeling sick to my stomach. Bro, we lost a brother. The loss of lives was very unnecessary.

[@FRISKY_MANDINGO]

lol that jump backwards when he said "capital murder" for the second time was just gold. He should have gone for a degree in drama or something. Pure acting talent.

[@deonalecsteichen5941]

He should start teaching acting classes in prison so his fellow inmates can have a future career when they’re released 😂

[@vetisu_7719]

That shit was so cringe lol

[@ns2717]

And when he gets told his daughter is dead so he throws his head back and yells like he’s some anime protagonist

[@Mrgrumpypants84]

Yea, he reminds me of principal anderson from billy madison when they threaten to expose him as the blob.

[@stevenf5902]

He thought he was in a movie lol

[@DigitalNeb]

Dude, this detective is a very skilled interrogator. I can't imagine how difficult it is to keep your internal emotions in check when you can see that this guy is guilty as hell, and he's falling into all your traps, and at some point, you're like, "Yeah, I'm talking to someone that just murdered their entire family." Like, how do you stay cool and clinical in that situation? This guy has ice water in his veins.

[@DracoHandsome]

No he doesn't. He has justice. That's how.

[@Njordin2010]

its easy for people like us with tendencies. i´m not a medical professional but i work as an interrogator in europe and many of my most successful colleagues have a similar psychological profile.

[@nsmwdkjsbdjsjdn299]

i watched all of this and i didnt hear the part where he confessed or anything. what did he even do? how is he just arrested mid interrogation?

[@Ilikebigbooties]

@@nsmwdkjsbdjsjdn299they had to stop mid interrogation because he asked for a lawyer. They most likely had enough evidence to arrest him before the interrogation, plus he admitted to it on the phone. But with interrogation you can further solidify evidence and help the prosecution disprove an insanity plea (among other things).

[@vez3834]

@@nsmwdkjsbdjsjdn299 Michael killed his family and pets. He then acted like he couldn't remember what happened on that particular day. He could however remember plenty of other things and eventually even what happened that day. Also, he had called 911 confessing to killing his family, so all the detective needed was to see that Michael did in fact remember and knew what was going on.

[@johnvisage7182]

This must be one of the best detectives i ever saw. If cool has a face, it's that detective.

[@ENDERSTYLE74]

this whole video feels like watching a giga chad talking to a reddit mod.

[@minidakota318]

😂

[@jhtsurvival]

​@@WhoaBoreddit is terrible

[@skeletonjam]

what does this mean

[@laurarules3642]

He dared to use the ignorance, arrogance, entitlement and privilege he had learned from watching female criminals in their toxic femininity. What he failed to realise is we live in misandrist toxic radical feminist times and no way it would work unless he was a woman or a transformer pretending to be a woman. This is why so many men want to be transformers to ENJOY the privileges and entitlements and special treatment women get to take for granted and stroke their over inflated egos on a daily basis. Goodbye to the male acting like a woman and enjoy prison and hopefully we eventually get equality and all your female role models will enjoy a succulent slice of equality for them to digest as they so richly deserve

[@a.a5983]

@@skeletonjamtotally online way of saying “attractive person talking to an unattractive (usually fat) person”

[@marshalmichelney-bc8qn]

Wow. The detectives patience and silence for that long was so impressive. waiting for his response about what he ate for dinner was awesome. Just was quietly applying pressure so the guy knew he wasn’t going to move on to another question

[@PatriotX_]

I was thinking the same thing! This detective seems like the Epitome of What a Profesional Interrogator should be! 👏👮‍♂️💯

[@MeCooper]

Click at like 5 mins and then click at like 20 mins and the dude doesn't even move lol I want to be able to pull of that kind of consistency in literally any aspect of my life lol That is a man who has all of his stuff together.

[@rebeccastokes4956]

Silent pressure

[@California_Poker]

He’s clearly read some interrogation books. You ask a question and then shut up and wait, make it really uncomfortable.

[@melhall84]

Yes! He knew the silence would increase the guys anxiety, what a weapon per se!

[@Labdominals]

"197 IQ", still doesn't ask for a lawyer

[@NicholasAndre1]

The missing variable is narcissism 😂

[@FunkadelicPancho]

Having a high IQ doesn't mean you know everything or can't have bad judgment. It just means you can figure things out/problem solve to a higher degree than most people

[@Labdominals]

@@FunkadelicPancho well he failed that puzzle. Not hard to problem solve: "You have a right to have an attorney present". This is why they read you your rights and make sure they obtain informed consent prior to questioning so he clearly failed to deduce that lmao

[@Labdominals]

@@NicholasAndre1 facts

[@Dragon-Believer]

He was arguing with his wife because she didn't like having Han Solo frozen in Carbonite in the living room.

[@Jamblesquack]

That hat is a valuable addition to the police force.

[@redacted629]

C'mon Michael... it's murder. It's not rocket science! Someone had to have said it.

[@timgallagher9229]

Lol, really tho, rocket science is easier to affect these days than getting away with murder.

[@katrinafitch3534]

He's cowardly

[@samiaario8291]

Rocket science is mostly plumbing.

[@futurestoryteller]

The KZbinr makes several readily apparent errors, thus, given what detectives say to him at one point, I am unclear whether Missile Mike really did confess to murdering his family, or simply to fatalistic thinking over the 911 call. It seems plausible that he committed the crime with the intention of offing himself and couldn't follow through on it. Or that he had no intention of ever hurting himself but the crime was spontaneous, so reverse "engineering" a believable excuse wasn't ever in the cards. Not to suggest he was smart enough to get away with it otherwise, but it is a comical level of incompetence given his education, if he either concocted a "plan" within minutes of his first fatality, or spent months or even years thinking about how "no one will suspect a thing."

[@bobhope4949]

Yeah I went low too

[@astro4248]

*Murders someone* “You’re under arrest for capital murder” Murderer: 😮

[@LordShakingAndCryn777]

He was shooketh

[@nickcosti1685]

His IQ is 197 and he confessed to the crime earlier, this was unprecedented.

[@Liam123-r8o]

More like: 😲 .......😂

[@shadowfox9490]

Yes, but Shocked Pikachu face! 😂

[@usmctwin61]

The literal second he said he "injured" himself conveniently before deployment told me all I needed to know about him.

[@bentonrp]

I like how the detective asked about the injury, and the murderer says, sprained ankle. Then, the detective even asks, "Was it really bad?" And he responds, yeah it was bad, bad enough to keep me from deploying! The detective is probably thinking "You absolute piece of trash" and does a great job of hiding it!

[@industrialover]

I went to school with a guy who did basically the same thing, He gets benefits to this day. He is now a pastor, A past faking victim blaming pastor at that, and actually tried to run for a political seat.

[@augustaseptemberova5664]

when he said that i thought .. yea, buddy and probably your act was as unconvincing back then as it is now. but back then the military decided "we don't want that cowardly man-baby on deployment" and did not call out his act - and he probably concluded that he, the genius, outsmarted them, which is why he thinks he can get away with acting now too.

[@minzekatze]

​@@bentonrpcan you really blame him who would wanna die for some big oil companies in a war on the other side of the planet

[@bentonrp]

@@minzekatze Don't worry. If a turncoat doesn't want to damage an entire battalion should a real need to defend the nation strike, there's always the option to not sign up.

[@Dougie19xx]

Shout out to law enforcement, doctors, paramedics, teachers, etc. The fact that you have to deal with gruesome or challenging situations, and you still have to deal with a normal life at home , and do it day after day is admirable! I just can't...😢 My mom has been a NICU nurse for 40 years. She's called me on two occasions bawling her eyes out because she had to go to a patient's funeral. She just needed to let it out. 😢

[@Justbrowsing822]

It’s funny to think cops either have to act massively ignorant to get more out of the suspect or just flat out culturally illiterate

[@metalhead0jtk]

Its a way of getting people to talk. People like to educate and inform. So acting like you don't know something is often the best way to get people to talk more.

[@Sammythat_B]

With this guy specifically, hes gotta act kinda dumb. This guy will probably get on the defensive if he felt like his intelligence was challenged.

[@mustachesupremacist9224]

They gotta play Columbo to win sometimes

[@brianheavner5461]

Either way, I wouldn’t want to play poker with that detective

[@michealgoodman-ok5bz]

Lame video

[@NeonMeateDream]

This detective is so good he anticipated linking 2 pairs of handcuffs

[@amy-leacoopertwiggyvonlea8969]

😂😭

[@misterx9360]

He has extensive experience working with obese clients.

[@oliverbarber4714]

Bro this detective has the most “main character” vibes I’ve ever seen🤣 Bravo!

[@ethor7676]

Isn't that usually an insult?

[@wafflesocks5260]

@@ethor7676 I feel like "main character vibes" is a good thing, like you say it when you're sort of captivated by or drawn to someone. you just genuinely find them interesting, you know. but if you're talking about someone and you say "oh they think they're main character" that usually means the person is acting like everyone is captivated by/drawn to/interested in them, but really no one is.

[@ethor7676]

@@wafflesocks5260 you have a solid point there, it can be either an insult or a compliment

[@johnwaters3537]

The detective appears suspicious 😂

[@stasyanje4225]

Must be the cowboy hat 😂

[@aliyaperetch8016]

"It was mathematically perfect" - Best villain line ever!

[@CameronBrtnik]

You know he's lying when he said all he had was "a toast" for breakfast lmao

[@mis9831]

xD

[@vince0147]

😂

[@Opressed]

Liiiaaaaaar

[@citrificaL]

_Bro swallowed a few kids_

[@DeltaPrismo]

Why is everyone talking about his weight? the comments on this video are toxic.

[@jud6ment]

This criminal was not hard to outsmart, his performance was horribly stupid. However, this detective is dang good. They didnt need a good detective for this guy, but it was awesome to see him work. Criminals try to read detectives to know how to respond and he is so good at giving a neutral stare, like dang! I would never play poker against him

[@insomb]

Thing is there are a lot of different kind of intelligences, not to generalize but many engineers that I’ve met seem to lack a developed sense of social intelligence which I think is illustrated here.

[@jud6ment]

@@insomb very true. Almost too clear in this scenario

[@BaggerFood101]

@@insombthat’s the beauty of it no matter how dumb or smart you are you’re essentially the same.

[@KazzArie]

Reminded me of Peter griffin the whole time.

[@Playa566]

Anyone that talks to police without a lawyer isn't that smart.

[@geomagstabilizers7807]

I find it hilarious how immediately when he gets to talk about his degree his voice almost stops shaking and he falls into the smart guy pose

[@anonymousyoutuber9480]

Lol i noticed too.

[@kolaiktomi]

I worked for Raytheon and several other contracts. "it doesn't take a rocket scientist" let me cut you off there. not all of us Aerospace Engineers are "rocket scientists". There are a bunch of fill in jobs for proofing designs and a lot of basic math skills to find our mistakes. Yes, we make mistakes too. We are very diligent in vetting in our defense programs. This nerd probably was grandfathered in. A real Marine, we suck it up and admit our faults. This guy probably survived on crayons and doubt he graduated boot.

[@mohamedmerouane4673]

Michael's IQ = 197 Detective's IQ= 197.01

[@elishh8173]

I have an IQ of 975 and a B.S in M.R.S. that means (for all you idiots out there) Bullshit degree in Manure and Rocket Science. I'm very proud of myself and I always tell everyone these facts on Internet or at the drive trough at McDonalds. Or to my colleagues who also have BS degrees but not as high IQ as me.

[@thehighlightsreel953]

That's pretty insulting to Armstrong

[@regalsurvivor3418]

😂😂😂

[@caitroseco6752]

Michael’s IQ: 197 Detective’s IQ: 791

[@i-never-look-at-replies-lol]

Unfortunately for Michael, the detective showed up with one more brain cell than him that day

[@aureliesophie5093]

The detective is like out of a movie haha. He seems incredible calm, intelligent and non judgmental at all. Good work Mr.

[@Tempusverum]

He’s Rick Grimes irl

[@ideamachine39]

I thought the same thing. if it weren't for the suspects appearance i would have thought this was from a movie 😊

[@secilcokan2116]

I took screenshots of him to do some drawings :) Amazing bone structure and nose

[@houseofsolomon2440]

​@@secilcokan2116Agreed. (& I'm a straight dude) : )

[@l-b284]

Likin the hat, too

[@boxingproff7627]

That "no, no, no" while pushing his seat back took me out. 😂😂😂

[@SabreLeonheart]

"This is a simple lie detector test - we're going to ask you a few yes or no questions - and you just answer truthfully." "Did you only have toast this morning?" "Yes." beep* 💥

[@deingewissen_official]

😂😂😂

[@Andrew3G]

Lmao the way he lowers his voice and basically whispers the whole time like he's so enfeebled by his memory issue 😂

[@regalsurvivor3418]

😂

[@who_we_are______5926]

Give that man an oscar

[@SamuelSmith2024]

Oscar losing performance

[@thecookreporting]

197IQ whisper method

[@trevorhamilton96]

Liked for "enfeebled"

[@LGMUFO]

I just want to say, I really appreciate the fact you put really detailed and accurate subtitles for every video, it's so helpful!

[@wanderingseth]

It makes the video so much more accessible doesn't it

[@anonymouse9833]

lol the original subtitles were yellow, then copied and covered with blurring. This channel didn't do any of that work

[@sleepondirt498]

@@anonymouse9833oh wow... thats really weird

[@delskif1425]

​@@anonymouse9833who fucking cares he still put effort into putting them there dick

[@zayzay4405]

@@sleepondirt498you’re really wierd.

[@jklappenbach]

MICHAEL: "How?" DETECTIVE: "You left your Cheetos at the scene."

[@yupyup6498]

😂

[@ClearlyNutz]

"Man! ... ... ... Can I have them back?"

[@raeallizae6139]

He said that fr??? I'm doing HW while watching so I missed a couple things 😭😭😭

[@Zopotroco]

@@raeallizae6139he didn’t 😂

[@soraiya2065]

​@@raeallizae6139Lol!

[@bobrowers]

his BMI is 197, not his IQ.

[@ardeyul]

they pulled that iq out of their asses... the guy is not even smart, but a genius?!

[@bobrowers]

@@ardeyul the crap people do for clicks/traffic SMH

[@bananamaniac2]

The detective seems like a calm calculated badass, this guy stood no chance

[@Mordecai1399]

Agreed, well said

[@HughJanus9999]

The cowboy hat really sold it 😂

[@N1976DL]

Not smart enough to remain silent and demand a lawyer.

[@TheSMR1969]

Ego

[@nickcosti1685]

The correct way to approach this would be to explain to the cop that principally you always speak to an attorney before cop interactions. I mean the evidence is overwhelming but if you have 197 IQ you should be able to comprehend that a 1% chance is better than 0% chance.

[@tintinmilou9471]

exactly...

[@Clarkillustrations]

He just hasn't watched enough murder p*rn like we have. If only he watched channels like this, or "EXPLORE WITH US"

[@youssefbelakhdar7408]

He seems as stupid as the average american

[@keithprice8593]

The best, most intelligent, most watchable detective I’ve seen on these videos. I hope he’s been promoted by now and is training others with his techniques….. the genius scientist wasn’t a match and didn’t stand a chance.

[@mouwersor]

"genius"

[@Plugboihaven-uy7op]

Give this man a huge raise not a promotion we still need him in interrogation

[@lilsstrunks]

I mean if you talk to the cops what do you expect? lmfao

[@TomNoles007]

​@@lilsstrunksYou have a lot to say for somebody of so few years. There's a Mike Tyson quote about 'having a plan' you might wanna look up before you go wavin' those big balls around next time...

[@keawesdankvids9583]

⁠@@TomNoles007 You’re clearly projecting your insecurities onto dude because you look like a middle aged lesbian. Nobody likes a preachy little bitch.

[@nerdbites2212]

The “NOOO!” At the end made me piss myself laughing. Bro is an anime villain

[@reecegarysmith7613]

I dont understand what he was trying to achieve acting all confused but answering every question the detective asked with pin point accuracy

[@rustyglock]

Right! Was he trying to act insane? Was he trying to act oblivious? It seems like he wasn't sure which direction he wanted to go and flip flopped. Awful acting on his part. Absolutely awful. If you didn't remember anything, wouldn't you be like, "why tf am I here? What's going on?!!" Not just sitting there trying to remember what you ate... Come on, man. 😂

[@fluffylittlebear]

@@rustyglock I think his main strategy was to suggest his wife did it, but failing that, he's trying to set up some temporary insanity thing, because uninformed people mistakenly believe mental hospitals are somehow preferable to prison. They aren't. They're so much worse.

[@Kain1805]

Not only that, also that he literally confessed right after it and then still acted like he didn't know. Very weird behavior

[@staroverl5708]

Raytheon mind f*cked him

[@elishh8173]

Insanity defence

[@JohnRiversOfficial]

I'm an ER doctor. You might be surprised at how often paramedics or other medical professionals either think someone is dead when they aren't or don't notice that the patient died / stopped breathing while standing right next to them. There are various errors that contribute to this, but the two most common is a phenomena known as "anchoring bias" and "confirmation bias". Anchoring bias is a tendency to rely heavily on the first piece of information you hear. Confirmation bias is the tendency to see new information as consistent with and supportive of what you already believe to be true. It works like this. Someone is severely injured or is near death from a medical condition. A bystander calls 911 and says "I found a dead body" or "there was a motorcycle accident... ughhh... this guy is dead." The information is relayed to emergency services, who then expect to see a dead person. When they arrive, they look at the victim. Maybe he is covered in blood or has grievous injuries or appears not to be breathing. There might be some subtle signs that the victim is not dead, but these are overlooked (if he is dead, why is he still bleeding) or discounted (did I just feel a very weak pulse there? No, I think that was just my own pulse). It is very important to follow your usual procedures and to make your own independent assessments every single time. Have you ever noticed that when at doctor's office or ER, you get asked the same questions 4 times by 4 different people? Many patients see this as a sign of disorganization and get frustrated by it. The fact of the matter is that I do know what the secretary / nurse / referring physician says is going on, but I'm asking you anyway for a specific reason. Oh, and wear a seatbelt / helmet!

[@technomage6736]

Cheers, thanks! 👌

[@Smashingblouse]

I’ve been seriously ill in hospital 5 times. I’m not sure if it’s the same with all patients but even before losing consciousness I’d get really pissed off with the incessant repeated questions and them constantly saying my name loudly. The first time it was my first episode of major blood loss and even though obviously you feel nothing but pain and sheer panic I remember trying to say “that was cool” when the female doctor used stat. I thought they just said it on tv 😂

[@OShackHennessy]

And patients lie, no idea why but they lie all the time. Stories change drastically by the time I get to a patient. I love watching the residents’ faces when the patient give me a completely different story than they gave the resident. It really makes my day because they get so mad. 😂

[@shawnstatzer95]

A preconceived ideology is often formulated via information (regardless of validating that information or misinformation). How an individual accepts something as fact without validation can be from a number of factors. People, in general, often rationalize (perhaps what he or she wants to believe), which greatly influences the decision making. And belief is to hope for something that is just not known, whether or not it is appropriate. With the medical team being told one thing, it seems that he or she in the medical field has already subconsciously instilled a thought within them all that can affect them as a whole (conceptual Perspective-talking). The psychology of the brain and behavior is fascinating.

[@nigelbeaumont1109]

What am I missing here Doc?

[@billybegood466]

"I've gotten back into working out." So much for not lying about the small stuff.

[@billybeergut5766]

Yep

[@startyde]

lmao

[@klaushipp1207]

might be true still.

[@Sumit_R0y]

What you mean? He is lying about the BIG stuff

[@vynneve]

you realize people are generally in *bad* shape when they just start working out? Ur like one of those assholes you yell at fat people to lose weight, and then make fun of them for being at the gym lol

[@sappudusappudu4329]

What an interrogator 👏👏👏 Higher IQ than the murderer

[@Pandatwirly]

He never asked if his wife and kids are okay. A truly innocent person would have.

[@zach7796]

That's what I was thinking

[@rustyglock]

Or why he was there at all.. He claimed he didn't remember anything, and was pretending to be clueless, but never asked why he was brought in, what was going on, etc? Things any person would ask if they were truly confused. One wouldn't sit there quietly trying to remember what they ate. I'd be like, "wtf is going on? Where's my family? What do you want from me?"

[@katja6332]

Good point!! ❤

[@Constantineopulos]

Yeah. He never once expressed any concern about his family. He knew what state they were in. He didn’t ask because he knew the answer.

[@nickcosti1685]

His getup was that they were still alive and everything was fine and he didn't know what happened.

[@CallMeKazu]

14:09 I know this is a serious case, but the way this man says "Heather Weber? That rhymes." was so much funnier than it should of been

[@SeerWS]

💀💀💀💀

[@SeerWS]

💀💀💀💀

[@wolfpriest6954]

😂😂😂

[@stubert94]

I completely missed that...holy shit that's hilarious😂😂😂😂

[@Ryan-uu8dw]

That one got me

[@MJHeiser]

Detective Fire over here actually surprised a genius. I would like to see at least a dozen more interviews featuring him AND the hat.

[@DevouringKing]

can you maybe explain me the end ? Mike sayed "i would never", i dont understand why this was a nail in the coffin like the youtube narrator says. english is not my mother language, maybe thats why i dont get it.

[@howardstark]

​@DevouringKing I think you may be looking too deeply into it, honestly, and it's not really your fault. The narrator makes it sound like Michael's reaction of "I would never [commit murder of my family]" as the ultimate reason for him finally being arrested, when Michael's whole performance (how he's speaking, how he's claiming he can't remember his day, the over-exaggerated reaction when he was told his daughter was deceased) during the interrogation was more damning than this one phrase alone. This is also ignoring all of the other evidence that was already being collected. I feel that the narrator was just adding some extra "flavor" in order to complete the story by saying it was "the nail in the coffin" and it's just to sensationalize it a bit more. Hope that helps! 😎👍🏻

[@JoelGrant-ie4ly]

The detectives' jacket and hat are interesting trademarks. This reminds me of the TV detective Colombo and his wrinkled overcoat. I pray that this detective remains honest and vigilant in the pursuit of Justice.

[@balconoff]

IQ doesn't stop people from being dumb or criminal.

[@matthewkeen2027]

Yeah, most of them have no common sense

[@LotsofLisa]

Everybody thinks they’re a criminal mastermind until the metal doors clink shut.

[@magnusjohnson9552]

No but it helps

[@selinesbeau]

IQ alone is no good. It need to be combined with knowledge, wisdom and empathy.

[@jamiemiesler322]

Seems like so îmany people with a ‘high IQ’ lack common sense.

[@adamthoman1832]

The long periods of silence are so impressive by the detective. Just waiting him out, piercing him with his intent gaze. Giving him nothing and nowhere to turn. Incredible.

[@DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc]

Hmm, was he piercing him with his intense gaze? I'm just watching on my phone screen, but it looked to me like he was generally looking straight ahead rather than at the killer, which I thought was smarter than direct confrontation.

[@adamthoman1832]

@@DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc Wow, now that I rewatch, you are definitely right. And I think you nailed it, the gaze straight ahead was likely a better option to take, as it was less confrontational and ultimately caused him to keep talking.

[@DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc]

Thanks for saving me the time of re-checking on a bigger screen. 😁 Glad my analysis was on-point. It's possible the detective is on the autism spectrum himself, such that it's actually _easier_ for him to do it that way, along with it being more effective.

[@freespirit5719]

One gaze from Mr Detective and I start singing like a canary 🫠

[@donaldpeterson590]

He used that IQ to locate a Taco Bell and a Dorito factory.

[@Mordecai1399]

Bro I laughed out loud at this. Thank you bro

[@teddytesfaye7937]

😂😂

[@zackx8147]

"Why did you say was" That was calculated on Michael's part. He practiced so much in his head while detained... He was ready for that and had a prepared response!!!

[@zacharylansing]

Hard to believe a person with an IQ of 197 would talk to the police whatsoever but crazier things have happened.

[@snugglebunnywit]

Intelligence does not equal wisdom! Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing NOT to put it in a fruit salad.

[@cinematicnerd]

@@snugglebunnywitI thought wisdom and intelligence are the same thing woah

[@WaterisjustWet]

@@cinematicnerd Intelligence is what you think you have, Wisdom is what you get when intelligence is not enough.

[@MeCooper]

Hard to believe a person has an IQ of 197... At all... That isn't even how the quotient is presented. IQ scores are done as a range, Not a specific numerical... Because again, It is a damn quotient lol The typical explanation is; A fraction is a part of a whole, A quotient is the number that is obtained when you simplify the fraction. An IQ score is an Intelligence quotient thus it will *never* have a specific numerical value, It is a range to represent the simplified fraction.

[@GANJAxZOMBIE]

​@MeCooper you're wrong and it's OK.

[@soraskingdom2388]

bro deserves an oscar for that "shocked" reaction lmao

[@hennerzz3460]

NANI!!!?????

[@dime9316]

😂 so cringe

[@snoop4472]

Bro thinks he's an anime character

[@EddieJarnowski]

Ya pretty bad acting. If i heard that i'd be losing my freakin mind.

[@joaocolaco1498]

Futurama's Professor "Whaaaaa?"

[@user-ty5fp7vx1u]

The biggest lie here is that he was getting back into shape

[@jamesnite2157]

Maybe the shape he's talking about is a sphere

[@hiftylonghead892]

And eating a toast at 11

[@mrwp819300]

He is already in the shape of a circle

[@lorivuckovich886]

Omg 😂

[@penskib1975]

He's anticipating using the gym equipment at the county jail😂

[@graven6102]

He put all his points into IQ, but 0 into strenght or wisdom.

[@augenbutter]

Do you want a lawyer? No I've got this! Working for Raytheon and debating if he's a murderer is a paradox in itself!

[@KVirus]

This comment is underrated ^

[@iCore7Gaming]

???

[@Lock484]

Omg, that's what I was thinking as well 😂😂... This is a classic case of "even had to bring work home 😢" 😂😂😂

[@imnotdavidxnsx]

@@iCore7Gaming Not a Biden voter I take it.

[@TimJohnson-x1o]

@@imnotdavidxnsx Most Americans don't vote. Most Americans also can't read on a 5th grade level. get over yourself.

[@iwiwt]

197 IQ ❌ 197 BPM ✅

[@gooberius]

197 iq ❌️ 197 bmi ✅️

[@jpblahblah]

197 IQ ❌️ 197 Beef per minute ✅️

[@hayesedwards4883]

😂😂😂

[@patrickridley21]

197 bites per minute

[@stayupsix]

197 grams of fat per minute

[@tiffanystrand4423]

The MOST patient detective I have EVER seen… he does a great job here!

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

[@Taco_Raider]

The most unbelievable thing that Lardo has said is that he didn't eat breakfast

[@slm5667]

Detective Joshua Armstrong is on another level than a lot of detectives I've seen.

[@jamesd.6979]

The poker face on this Detective is unbelievable. This guy is GOOD. Wow.

[@johnengland8619]

The detective is dressed for winter

[@hennerzz3460]

I'm not sure if you are being literal or not but that was a very elegant phrase :)@@johnengland8619

[@PcGamerify]

The detective is also dressed like he's about to go to Alaska indoors.

[@theeguy9022]

​@@PcGamerifyIt's cold in those rooms.....guess the guy didn't have to worry much about insulation

[@johannrajan3279]

💀​@@theeguy9022

[@VAxSMOKE]

He’s stole Quite a few cookies in his day. Looks like the Michelin man

[@LifeBetweenTheDash]

So a genius didn't know to call a lawyer and remain silent?

[@twkandy7033]

Probably his ego

[@pageribe2399]

​@@twkandy7033 Yep, his massive ego told him there was no need!

[@B.Scruby]

People who think of themselves as smarter than the rest generally have a bigger ego than the rest. Dude probably thought he could try and sell the act better by himself than someone else who practices law.

[@ciinq]

He wanted to get caught genius

[@NOT_____LATE]

So it could be said that people who are smart but also have a massive ego, are not that smart in the end.

[@leekeene5889]

Detective does an excellent job of mirroring his body language.

[@seasonedbeefs]

He's not exactly making it difficult

[@jayAh635]

I'm a cleared engineer working in defense. This guy has a B.S. in Physics. That does not automatically make you a "197 IQ" genius. He's working at a systems engineer. This does not make you a "rocket scientist".

[@stolasthegreatprince4166]

Bullshit in physics?

[@zeratul8372]

Hahah bachelors degree ​@@stolasthegreatprince4166

[@vaclavlev5214]

@@stolasthegreatprince4166 That would explain why he failed. He can bullshit people, but only in Physics.

[@Tschoii90]

@@stolasthegreatprince4166 Right, bullshit in physics haha. It means Bachelor of science in physics.

[@darthbane6021]

You work for Raytheon?

[@derbigpr500]

You know wearing a NASA shirt doesn't make you a genius, right?

[@SeanJohn127]

imagine committing a crime, thinking you are gonna get away with it,.. and this fucking stone cold interrogator is there, not even looking at you. Not only that, he'll just stare at a wall waiting for you to talk, waiting for minutes, which would feel like hours. fucking hell, that man needs a raise. imagine going into a room and Rip is there lmao

[@jbear3478]

I think he's looking at him just not facing him

[@raytracer5726]

That's why you don't say anything, and ask for a lawyer.

[@Leo-un2vv]

I think any interrogator would have gotten this guy, they swabbed him, so it’s likely they would have picked up gunshot residue on him.

[@CoreySaiello]

I wouldn't though, the only words you need to know to say to a cop is "lawyer" or "I want my lawyer"

[@arttorres-x1q]

I love the fact that the detective stayed poised, not getting angry or getting in Michael's face trying to intimidate him. Great work.

[@AG-ld6rv]

You've watched way too many movies and TV shows. Sitting there and letting a criminal say as much stuff as possible is basically what they all do (unless they have evidence or are pitting criminals against each other).

[@arttorres-x1q]

@@AG-ld6rv thank you. I simply was impressed compared to other police officers trying to save tax payers money by presenting themselves as judge, jury and prosecutor. Have a nice day.

[@Nightmancometh76]

​@@AG-ld6rv I've watched way too much true crime, and it's sad how many detectives come in super aggressive. Like they're playing American football instead of chess.

[@Boutys_mom]

The investigator left his jacket on, knowing he wouldn't be in that room for too long! Watching these type of investigations makes me wonder if they specifically buy clocks with loud tickers. Either that or there's a speaker connected to the clock! Well done.

[@jendee1260]

the cams likely in the clock.

[@koniowizamelduj]

Hot rooms, chairs with a shorter leg, clocks running a bit slower then normal ones, poor hydration of the suspects - all these are common interrogation tricks

[@genericamerican7574]

@@koniowizamelduj cold room

[@Erocksome]

He pretty gave the reason why he killed his wife. She cheated on him and he had a psychotic break and killed his whole family. Very sad . What a pathetic excuse for a human but really shouldn't be considered one. I can see how he would snap like a child and get all huffy and puffy.

[@RaKnows]

Imagine being this detective's kid and trying to get one over on him. "So, why did I get a call from your school today?" Then he just sits there stone silent and lets you decide what route you want to take. 😂😂😂

[@samsjm11]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@deendrew36]

You would never get away with ANYTHING!

[@eileeneamon9070]

Yeah, like the one we were listening to.

[@LucianDevine]

I got a call from your teacher today. Dad, I'd like to talk to a lawyer.

[@razalees]

30 seconds in " OK Ok the silence is killing me! Say something!!! Ok ok I was talking during a test and had to take my desk in the hall and finish out there ok! Dad.....🗿 "Ok and I got a D" 😂😂

[@keenanasbridge6911]

finally someone from raytheon getting convicted for murder

[@Dennis-nm1jm]

Why are you trying to get a job at Raytheon?

[@k.o.h3599]

​@@Dennis-nm1jmnormal people wouldn't want to work for war criminals...

[@person-ce8cr]

​@@Dennis-nm1jmRaytheon has too much power

[@Leviathan02464]

Jealous you can't pass the pee test to get a job there?

[@k.o.h3599]

@@Leviathan02464 why are you simping for literal war criminals?

[@REDDEVIL9269]

10/10 from that detective! He outsmarted that monster without having to be on his level

[@bobshuebop6925]

Seriously...nobody with an IQ of 197 would be talking to the police without an attorney especially in a multiple murder investigation.

[@mackhomie6]

I can't stop laughing at the fact this guy has a fedora superimposed on his head the whole time. When it zooms in for dramatic effect, it's just him and an even bigger fedora LOL

[@southgatestoner5196]

Mmmmmm”lady

[@alisonmercer5946]

Omg 🤣 HAHAHa

[@env0x]

i almost spit water out my nose LOL

[@pablovirus]

HAHAHA

[@nickcarroll8565]

Mi’lady

[@christophercraft957]

It's no wonder he's so unhappy, dude's like 20 months pregnant!

[@jendee1260]

with twins.

[@traceybiggin]

😂 love it

[@jjonez787]

please stop with the fat shaming. All bodies are beautiful

[@KSKDINGDONGCHESSKERELA]

@@jjonez787 nah

[@peterl3417]

@@jjonez787you’re physically repulsive and need to lose some weight.

[@martinr4549]

Definitely one of the best detectives I’ve ever seen personally, patience goes a long way, and his way of questioning and probing around was great.

[@missionpupa]

You missed his most important move, he made sure that the suspect underestimated him. He was acting ignorant saying he didnt know anything about Ratheon (100% he does), and that he couldnt do physics or he didnt know the show. The suspect probably thought he was a fool, and so the detective had the upperhand.

[@tomriddle2257]

@@missionpupaHow would you know if he missed that?

[@missionpupa]

@@tomriddle2257 I don't know if he missed it, just saying that that's how the detective will make you drop your guard. I sure believed him, he looked genuinely clueless lol

[@paulgoogol2652]

​@@missionpupathat's a pretty basic social skill of comforting people

[@missionpupa]

@@paulgoogol2652 lol wut

[@brucherrin8947]

A genius would remain silent and request counsel...

[@tjq4378]

"Lemme just place my 50 gallon hat here"

[@ganj9217]

😂 seriously didn't even notice the hat until I was scrolling and saw your comment, 😂 lmao

[@maggiemolly111]

I thought that was a satellite dish.

[@diannemose244]

😂

[@Jamblesquack]

Oh yeah found my people in the comments.

[@theguilloriousmind5832]

That hat goes so crazy

[@87alock]

One of the biggest lies he told in the interrogation was saying he's been trying to work out.

[@moquilla1]

Ahahahahahah!!

[@bubblemage]

bodyshaming and bullying like this is what lead people to suicide. And you're watching videos about criminals? you should feel disgusted for your comment.

[@kinsan89]

​@@bubblemagefirst day on the internet?

[@elysabethpoodle6234]

Lol. 😂

[@fawnpine8498]

His work out his plate to the mouth

[@disabledveteran1419]

If he was in the Corps for six years, he missed several deployments, not just one.

[@JASONBROWN-k7g]

We deploy every single day. Who are you kidding?

[@user-od4ug7tw1w]

He didn’t miss any of his Chow line deployments.😂

[@kiekokat3678]

Yup, Light Duty king. 😂😂😂, Pork Chop platoon! We can keep going. Marines have a saying for everything.

[@JASONBROWN-k7g]

@@kiekokat3678 my ass be creative asf when they get me to actually engage in healthy good natured A list entertainment. They know how to extremely piss me tf off to the point they push me beyond sanity. Im thankful that they have eased up most recently. I don't know if I earned the break but I damn sure need it individually.

[@OleHolm-sq7yj]

He never skipped a meal, though.

[@Cocostinkypaws]

The scoot back in his chair “😧😳no no” 😂😂😂

[@martinezjuan1336]

This detective needs a raise tbh his patience and questions sequence is incredible