When A Guy Doesn't Text You Back Immediately

"Why didn't you text me back last night you f-ing piece of trash"
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Written & Directed By Nikki Howard
Cinematography By Ben Bashor
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relationships, boyfriend, exes, dating, humor, meme, funny, trend, tiktok, comedy,

[@stephencrompton4352]

Don't worry he's probly just trying to figure out how to spell betuful. Gets me everytime.

[@ddg-fi5bp]

Master Yoda are u ok. Why are you talking normally?

[@stephencrompton4352]

@@ddg-fi5bp Have ketamine, I did not

[@ddg-fi5bp]

Ketamine I Need Did you find any in Iran?

[@stephencrompton4352]

@@ddg-fi5bp Iraq

[@clarkkent163000]

Someone clearly has never seen Ace Ventura

[@mrq1701]

If he had replied immediately she would think he was a needy loser.

[@japhetawa2389]

damn! now im confused.

[@Overcomer0222]

@@japhetawa2389 literally do what you feel is right, all girls are different and if you truly like the person you’re speaking with and the feelings are reciprocated they won’t care, no sweat 🤝

[@DontNeedToKnow84]

@@Overcomer0222 This right here.

[@amitprasad6127]

@@japhetawa2389 But still try to keep the message ratios t at least 1:1 you don't wanna look overly excited.

[@peoplez129]

@@Overcomer0222 That's the problem, they overthink and don't know what they want, so you're screwed either way. Every action is a pit fall if they want to perceive it as such.

[@nicocancilla8386]

This guy is great! He doesn’t just buy flowers, he buys a whole potted plaint! He’s smart!

[@LionTHATSaTigersays]

This guy is levels!

[@manas142]

@@LionTHATSaTigersays He is from the other side

[@RealLifeFinance]

Yup future gifting options

[@sayingnigromakesyoutubecry2647]

He wants her to have that flower for a long time

[@covidfartfog8076]

Hahahaha

[@LetsBringPeace]

I like this channel because it makes fun of both sexes, while clearly showing the stupidity in situations that are all too commonplace. Keep it up!

[@OGRE_HATES_NERDS]

its still wrong to make fun of people. they should be more sensitive to peoples' feelings.

[@LetsBringPeace]

@@OGRE_HATES_NERDS Here comes the communist comedy police.

[@EM-sz4hk]

OMG WHY IS THIS SO ACCURATE!! “even though we’ve only been out twice... I just don’t feel like I’m a priority” 😂😂😂

[@TonyHernandez-wv5vi]

Imagine bringing flowers with a pot on the third date. Lmao

[@philochristos]

You should only bring pot on a third date or later.

[@gregoryboatswain1605]

@@philochristos With no flowers in it

Bring a pot and let the flower grow and bloom overtime.

[@Atombender]

Leave the flowers and just bring pot.

[@juanvalderas8163]

LMAO

[@titan9663]

Don't let this skit fool you lads. Career > Everything

[@OneRichMofo]

@Emmawat What occasionally fuck people? Idk

[@ttmusicchannel013]

@Emmawat What relationships at a young age are pointless. "Experience" lmao. Gtf outta here. Live your life while you still can, im talking about the twenties, no reason to waste your life in a relationship and not experience new things.

[@aspireistoinspirebeforewee3519]

For some people it doesn’t work for everyone

[@motmi2356]

I feel bad for all of you if career is the biggest priority in your life 😂 I mean ok it‘s your personal opinion and your way of living life but don‘t act like your above others and better then everyone else...

[@Archonsx]

kek you’re just insecure of other people’s success. That’s the real reason why u feel bad.

[@j22mattones]

If he had texted her back right away, "OMG quit smothering me!" It's a lose-lose situation guys.

[@bestmonkna7720]

@Vulpesanguis17 we found the simp.

[@robertjensen1048]

Not a lose. You just forget her and move on to the next one. Millions of women out there.

[@pasjonatpl]

@Vulpesanguis17 Oh man. I can tell you that. When I texted immediately or usually texted first, girls didn't give a sh*t about me. 100% accessible means needy and boring. They need to have a challenge, to earn you by trying to impress you. They must feel they can lose you, if they don't try enough or don't respect you. Otherwise, you're needy and weak. If you tell the girl you love her, before she'll tell you the same, if you're very nice to her and always do what she says she wants from you, don't expect she'll appreciate that. In her eyes you're boring and weak. Don't listen what girls speak. Watch how they react. Like she can complain her boyfriend is a jerk, cries because of him, but they're still together. She says she'd like to have someone nice, who really cares about her and always is for her, but she ignores nice guys.

[@H0kram]

@@pasjonatpl There is one cliché I still can't prove that is wrong : the relationship with the dad. I guess the relationship with the mother is just as much important, on the male side. But I happen to date women only so, yea, to each his own experience. Basically if she had troubled past relationship, dig further and manage to find how things goes or went with the father. In my empirical experience, there's a 100% correlation between '' I dated men who treated me like trash '' and '' my father was an asshole, never there and / or cheated constantly on my mother / was beating her / was an addict / never shared an atom of love '' all or one of this list basically. I'm not saying it can't be dealt with. I'm saying that if she didn't make peace with that, she's not for you. That's a solo journey, like everything else, you can't fix people. Same applies to men as far as I'm concerned.

[@pasjonatpl]

@@H0kram You might be right. So probably it means most fathers are assoles. It makes sense. Their mothers made the same choices.

[@lionforlambs9167]

1:25 pockets💀

[@wacky.racoon]

meanwhile guy's phone: wrote 14 different response versions and erased all of them

[@oscardgyves]

But it is very common for girls to take a long time to respond. Even if both have a great time together before... Would not it be nice if both parties can express all their desires without the fear of being perceived as needy or weird and stop playing games ¿How would it be like? put all the cards in the table and work from there.

[@cody1648]

Today relationships are built over cellphones. Will never happen.

[@inouskehashibira1045]

Dude.

[@mitchellfolbe8729]

That sounds so needy.

[@registratedforever]

Or you know.. they can communicate with their mouths and without phones like a normal person...

[@officialFUKU]

that would indeed be nice xD but forget it. this is reality. not a dream. that doesnt work. Even if you are tired of that game... play it in order to win :D

[@philipepeters]

i dont know how to feel about this

[@duroxkilo]

that's a feeling in itself, explore it :}

[@dania2369]

This is the conversation we girls have in our heads when guys dont text back .

[@silencer849]

What I hate is that so many dudes get this done to that it can't even COMPARE with how many times it happens for women but girls take offense when it finally happens to them. Modern dating is so useless.

[@nerychristian]

True. As someone who is getting back into the dating scene, I have this happen to me all the time. Women will take hours to reply to my messages, or they just won't reply at all. Women are so flakey.

[@DL-fl5ul]

Yea right, majority don't give a shit and just keep on with life. You're thinking of that 1 guy in 100 that you do actually get in your head about. 99 out of 100, you couldn't care less if they lost a hand or leg that day. @silencer849, 150% true. The ratio of how often women do this to me compared to how often I do it to them has to be 30:1. They are ungrateful for what they get when it comes to dating. Thing is that if you try to do it back to them, they just don't care. The only thing you can do as a man is focus on making more money, then hit 30 to 35, clean up on all the hotter younger girls, and all those that ignored you in their 20s that come back, just treat them the same as they treated you earlier. That's the only justice in it. Men gain value as aging, women lose it... pretty fast too in the 30s. Women are horrrrrible at self introspection into the unfavorable dynamics that men have in dating, and how little they care about most of the guys that try for them. They'll deny it to the end of the earth that they have an advantage and that they rarely give a guy who tries pretty hard a chance. Everytime I've followed their 3rd party advice, it ends up in me being ghosted with the girl. They're conditioned to be nice from a young age, so they can't come to the self acceptance of this unfolding. If you really want to see how it is, lookup "dating app experiment" on youtube if you women don't believe me. Sit back with some popcorn, it is that bad. I make a lot of money though and am hitting the point where just a week ago a girl I wanted in my 20s tried to pop back up. I didn't even respond. Call me an incel all you want, I don't care. This is what is happening. If being aware of reality is being an incel, then I'll be an incel 24/7. Younger guys reading this, just wait it out and focus on career. Never get too invested in any woman that does not show the same level of interest back. That's a big one. I know that's hard advice to take because rarely does one want you back that you want a lot. Just takes patience. Never listen to what they text or say, watch what they do. Their actions will tell you where their priorities are. Never pass up on a chance for sex (if consensual). I don't. If it hurts their feelings if I don't want to talk after, too bad. Not my problem. Try going through what a guy goes through in dating life.

[@JenJenwashere]

Been binging Stevie Emerson's videos and it is now that I realized, Nikki and Stevie aren't actually a couple. I thought they were a couple that worked together on sketches.

[@TheAyushshah94]

JenJenwashere 2020 keeps getting worse...

[@jackspicer4907]

This is the darkest timeline

[@DrSwazz]

@@jackspicer4907 We def need another one

[@antariksh4894]

Do you have to ruin it? Really?

[@CluelessEngineer]

how do you know that

[@troytexx]

Almost spit my water out when he walked up. 🤣😂🤣😂

[@TrueSake]

The problem isn't her, it's the friend always putting things into their head.

[@someone-ji2zb]

Last I checked, we can all think for ourselves and make our own decisions

[@MydasAU]

@@someone-ji2zb but we can certainly be influenced by others

[@someone-ji2zb]

@@MydasAU Yes, which is why you have to choose not to hang around people who drag you down into a hell hole of a lifestyle

[@josephmanno4514]

Whenever a woman uses the phrase, “what I deserve,” deploy chaff and evade.

[@SJ78910]

Bravo 6 going dark

[@central3425]

Yeah, time to considering running thats for sure.

[@thewedge8823]

in life you never get what you deserve, you get what you negotiate

[@Blue_Pumpkin]

But what if she throws an AMRAAM AIM 120D, that thing locks on and shoots you down everytime

[@Jacob99174]

That in and out crazy zooming of the camera was a nice touch.

[@amitmittal5306]

This channel gonna hit 100k by the end of this year for sure

[@shouldigetit]

bet

[@calebharris4127]

Bet not. Too many ppl underappreciate how much 100k really is. Prove me wrong

[@extraordinarygamer937]

Lmao i don't think so

[@Amar-pu3ph]

Not even half

[@arbin.m.5089]

This didn't age well.

[@garotron84]

Life according to jimmy but the girls side of it lol

[@julesking8355]

Damn homie you right lather me in bbq sauce and eat me

[@AirborneACR]

An in walks STYLIN KYLIN in a fucking turtle neck

[@gsd8754]

This is usually when she starts posting bikini pics or pics with male friends on Instagram or Whatsapp

[@magnolia8626]

Stevie walking up with the orchids was so sweet 😭

[@neildam7677]

"wait, wait, wait, wait.." pretty sums up everything.

[@EsquilaxM]

holy crap nikki and steven have so similar senses of humour it's amazing

[@tastyquicksandnfl1326]

I was waiting for him to text back. But it’s even better

[@bayremslama8504]

You deserve more recognition on youtube.. such great actors

[@rogersepeda]

It’s a no win situation. You reply immediately you come off as desperate and needy and if you don’t you look like your distant and don’t care too much about you . This is always the tricky part lol Love these skits btw . 🤣

[@AppReviewGerman]

😂 awesome video, I just found your channel and I know what I'm gonna be watching for the rest of the day :) keep up the good work!

[@donnamccullough1375]

Oh my gosh, this is so like my daughters with their boyfriend situation and texting. This was funny cuz it is so true

[@BWater-yq3jx]

So the lesson here is clearly... Don't text back immediately. 😉

[@b.benjamineriksson6030]

Girls talk to each other about guys and then have all of these weird collective hallucinations. If guys talk about girls it is more like: - "did you had a date yesterday" - "yeah" - "sweet".

[@yunguangjin8728]

Yup, can confirm

[@nadiaeco2548]

I had many of these conversations but in my head 😂

[@videowilliams]

Patience, grasshopper! On both sides of the equation...

[@Cardinal_Prince]

Exactly. Like seriously, I could be driving, I could be getting you flowers, I could be busy with work, gimme the benefit of the doubt and I will return it tenfold

[@OlJarhead]

Keep running dude!!!

[@michellepaul8514]

Um it’s human nature to be upset if someone doesn’t text you back. You should text people back in a timely manner. Especially if you’re dating them. Someone is a idiot if they expect someone to have s*x with them but they can’t even text them back.

[@user-sk5cv7hj2m]

Talk about overthinking everything.

[@Dudeee_]

This is like the female version of Stevie’s videos with his roommate. I love it!

[@brother_chase]

I have been in this exact situation many a times, awesome job 🤣🙌💛

[@UnwaveringBackBone]

He's super smart for waiting and stepping away after that text. For herz instead of holding out for that time bomb to go off just detonate it early so you can see if y'all will survive and for his sake so he knows what he can expect in the future.

[@m-soundstheproducer]

The zooming in and out haha

[@MCConFuzzy]

Haha your videos are hilarious and very well filmed (good lengths too), I’m sure you’ll gain a big following quickly!

[@thetruth981]

When a girl doesn't text you back immediately. - She's probably riding the next guy on the carousel.

[@francargeric1]

"Immediately" lol, you got issues.

[@starwarfan8342]

Get that MGTOW shit outta here. If you really believed it, you would be spending your time being free and enjoying yourself instead of complaining about women on the internet.

[@wecx2375]

@@starwarfan8342 haha, it's true though, women who are into you text you back.

[@dijon9893]

@@wecx2375 Dude texting is a glorified message board. If you want a response that fast just call them. And if whatever your calling them for isn't worth calling them for and makes you seem clingy, maybe it's not worth expecting an immediate text back for either

[@sugarnads]

Or planning it. And lol at the simps here.

[@dominikfrohlich6253]

So relieved I’m married. That sh!t is just over for me 😂

[@romzen]

Ladies, don't ever - EVER - listen to your friends' advice. Talk to us. And sometimes just chill out.

[@Swaggersbipolar]

This girl is hilarious. Subbed

[@TRISMUSIK]

Nikki you look great as always. What a talent you are!

[@HutchWordsworth]

Totally like a Slappers skit😂 makes sense that Stevie’s in it lol

[@louisgianfrancesco]

They love the ones, they complain about.

[@chrisulrich1000]

These 2 act it out in a very humorous yet quite truthful way! I've never heard of Nikki Howard until recently so I really don't know who she is, I guess the dark haired one here, but these starting showing up in my scroll searches. Pretty funny stuff

[@memoriesofdaysgoneby2348]

I am eternally appreciative and grateful for this channel. Watching “adult” Millies and Zers struggle with the most basic human social interactions is highly entertaining. Nikki, Steve and their production crew deserve a $1 million science grant from the government to keep producing these behavioral science micro short videos. In 75 years, Ken Burn’s grandchild will have the raw material from these very micro shorts to document exactly how Millies destroyed and corroded American life. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, NIKKI AND STEVE. Is there some way you can integrate Boomers and Gen Xers in your micro shorts? You know, like they are doing with Black Hobbits in Middle Earth revisionism?

[@pricerowland]

This is so realistic it feels like I'm about to get a barrage of harassing text messages at any second

[@Avenus112]

My god the tantrums and the panic... so many bad memories.

[@stevesmith3556]

I don't want to have anything to do with either one of you B's. 😂🤣😂

[@prahofficial]

Reminds me of Stevie’s ‘hes cool tho’ sketches

[@attorneymom35]

When you lay next to your phone on your pillow all night waiting. Then u move on to turning it off at night phase. The best.

[@KnightMD]

Running like he's running for his life, which he is.

[@damachine3]

Respond too quickly or too much, they think you're not good enough for them. Don't respond quickly enough, they think you think you are too good for them. Can't win on text, I tell ya

[@jacobknight1778]

Still thinking of how to respond to “lol”

[@antoniosuge1911able]

The zoom in/out is CRAZY 😂

[@nofal9628]

Exactly the kind of conversation in my head and I'm a guy😭😂😂😂

[@TheDoomWizard]

If a girl even texted me I would flip out

[@jquiznos2283]

If women really talk like this, and I ever become single again, I'm screwed.

[@michellepaul8514]

Just text women back and you won’t have to worry about it.

[@jquiznos2283]

@@michellepaul8514 I thought there was a rule...

[@awakenow7147]

Personally, I might do my best to go for raw honesty. When am I not busy? Thats when I'll text back. If I'm not busy immediately, then I'll text back immediately. If I'm not busy in an hour, then I'll text back in an hour. No rules. No "dating hacks". If she thinks I text back too fast, and that I'm needy...thats her insecurity, not mine. If she thinks I text back too late and that I'm uncaring...thats her insecurity, not mine.

[@jquiznos2283]

@@awakenow7147 fax

[@DL-fl5ul]

@@michellepaul8514 This rarely happens to women. Men are the ones that get ghosted or rarely get a response. I think for every 1 time I've decided to take my time to text back a girl, 30 times have they done it with majority simply never responding. Dating is so much harder for men all because that thing women have in between their legs. Don't believe me? Try making a male dating app profile. Try dressing up as a man and trying to get a girl on a date. You truly have no clue.

[@doublev1513]

Bro what's her relationship with Stevie I need to know, she sounds just like him my gosh. "I need to be with someone who's ready to give me the time and attention I deserve..." damn so cute😄

[@erwinkleinsasser4210]

Nikki would suit perfectly in an Quentin Terentino movie

[@Villlxn]

Whenever he read the text and left 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@StayFractalesque]

they're acting.. ?

[@robertlaut7488]

The writers are simply brilliant

[@zulfikranzulmos4066]

They both smokinn 🔥🔥🔥

[@user-cs9by8jd6l]

"I EXIST" hit me

[@Abraham-Kaykski-Steinberg]

bruh stevie can't figure out how to put his phone in his pocket OLOLOLOLOLL

[@Grandmaster_Vic]

I take my time texting people back. Sometimes I could be busy, other times I’m not. Even when I’m not busy I get back to them when I feel like it.

[@michellepaul8514]

When you feel like it?? That sounds rude and like you don’t care anything about them. People should text people back in a timely manner. Especially someone they’re dating. It’s not hard to just pick up your phone and use your fingers to write out a text. lol

[@Grandmaster_Vic]

@@michellepaul8514 1) I don’t owe anyone a time frame as to when I would text back. I’m usually pretty dry unless it’s like a situation that demands attention like an emergency or something like that (I would rather just call you if it was that urgent.) 2. Also I much prefer talking in person because texting takes away a lot of the good conversations you can have In person. 3) I’m at a point in my life where texting (and social media) isn’t everything and I would rather just appreciate the present. 4) if I’m just starting to date someone then I might be a little more easy with the texting but after the honeymoon phase I’m usually pretty dry and not because I’m not interested in them it’s just again Im the kind of person where I like to enjoy the present and not get attached to my phone as much.

[@anonymousstout4759]

neighbor: Hey that's my potted flower, wtf you're doing with that?

[@looseygoosey1349]

Damn this was inside look to what girls think like I didnt even think of that text 0:40 being an emergency

[@mypackmypower1996]

sadly its so true. this is exactly what happened with my ex gf, she and her friends specially ruined everything while everything was fine and instead of listening to me she listened to her friends and spoiled the whole relationship no wonder i don't trust women who hang out with her friends to much cause in the end they will eventually spill venom into the relation.

[@paulp1a]

The fact is if u really, I mean really like each other then the whole "texting back too quickly/not fast enough" doesn't matter. Insecure people just dissect and pick apart everything!

[@DL-fl5ul]

Rarely do 2 people really like each other. It's always 1 likes another a good amount more. I mean rarely do 2 really like each other, and it's usually the guy that likes the girl more because optionality. That guy has 0 options or girls first texting while that girl has 32 other guys trying to date or get in her pants. Optionality always makes you value things less. Funny story, I plant vegetables. I tried for months to grow peas and could never get them to sprout. I was obsessed with getting a pea to sprout. I planted like 30, 2 weeks ago and all of like 25 sprouted. I suddenly didn't care as much about them. I even tossed out a couple that I thought would grow wrong or were overcrowding. This may sound like an irrelevant story, but it is furthest from that. It is exactly how a girl values a guy because she has 25 other "pea sprouts" trying too.

[@paulp1a]

@@DL-fl5ul I totally get it. But if your good at reading people or " the signs" then you can weed out the people who are going to waste your time pretty quick. The peas were a good analogy

[@god6105]

Whenever a girl leaves me on read:

[@jordanfeud5847]

This is gold

[@rock-solidarred4218]

I see a couple of waterfalls here! they don't stop!

[@darksteeldemon7751]

This gave me severe anxiety

[@JohnSelwan]

Do girls really go through that?

[@alvekcdeshton4085]

Yes

[@JohnSelwan]

@@alvekcdeshton4085 interesting

[@alvekcdeshton4085]

@@JohnSelwan they react even more than guys

[@AmetafJohora]

Yeah

[@m444ss]

these are the women Sheldon's mailman spoke of

[@4stringz.]

zooms making me dizzy 😂

[@youngmoney6438]

Be yourself and if its meant to be and fits then it will work

[@Shiyounin]

I love Nikki's videos, but because of them, I will never date again.

[@yeahyeah9869]

Happened to me because I thought I would text her back after 1-2 minutes not to seem needy and then completely forgot and now she blocked me🤣

[@gavinmoran9306]

U need more subs i c u in tons of stevies vids keep on truckin on it'll all come to u with vids like these

[@brianlin4044]

this was pretty good

[@mildmayheadless5217]

Y'all are so silly 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@blancodiablo8788]

Catching lightning in a bottle

[@omarabdullaziz7587]

the zooming makes everything

[@DanneyTanner]

Best contact is by a phone call.

[@danielsimpson5994]

My man made the right move.

[@marvinlusk7303]

This made me smile. Thank you!

[@Koettnylle]

All these relationship experts on a youtube comment section tho

[@ChetBatson]

so much zooming in and out. But good!

[@alb0zfinest]

Yeah no offense to her but it was annoying af. We have an attention span lasting more than 1min 35 sec, no need to do all that zooming in and out to try and make it more “dynamic.”

[@erich6860]

I knew a girl who went head first at that guy who ignored her for 2 weeks after their first date. And that was her reason,,, because he ignored her. I kinda sat there looking at her... I had nothing.

[@jackmarshall757]

I always reply back pretty much instantly, i think doing this is also just as bad as not responding. Yet i still dont learn my lessons.

[@SL3DApps]

Imagine being a guy in the future when girls can unleash their true stalker potential by just picking up their phone and hack into the pentagon. We are doomed.

[@RayW....]

He didn't run fast enough...

[@fredsalfa]

I’ve been out with a lot of girls like that. It’s nice to confirm what I always thought that some girls are just paranoid for no reason

[@marleneflaherty4843]

LAMO 🤣 ! Although I'm that girl!