"I'd rather be a sinner close to god than a sinner far from God" 💀
@gh0strec0n2 жыл бұрын
This one brought chills to my spine. It is actually a deep one
@ArredondoJairo2 жыл бұрын
💀💀🔥🔥
@linlinkaw96622 жыл бұрын
I only just understand till now
@linlinkaw96622 жыл бұрын
Get it….? High😂
@sdaafasfad2 жыл бұрын
On a serious note and from a Muslim he's bang on 100%. We as human beings are fallible and sin often without thinking twice - whether it be pushing/barging past someone in a rude manner through to drinking alcohol through to assaulting someone - they're all sins regardless. We as Muslims should strive to be the best that we can be, following in the footsteps of the final messenger of Allah (swt) despite being fallible sinners. Asking God for forgiveness and repenting after a sin doesn't make it right, but it at the least shows humility to the point that you feel ashamed of your actions in front of Allah (swt) and shows that you know that he is the greatest, the highest, the creator - and it is he alone that can forgive you. A humble sinner who repents and does tawba is better than an arrogant and obnoxious one who doesn't care.
@QueenZsWorld2 жыл бұрын
"you killed my son" "may his soul rest in peace. check your letterbox" 💀
@justaguyinwonderland Жыл бұрын
this is why i left london
@saucenado4844 Жыл бұрын
I read this while that part was playing lmao
@Sh-ro2js2 жыл бұрын
Breaking a fast with a spliff 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@bayusa89612 жыл бұрын
Fast got put in a rizz 😭🚬
@SmileOrangeWillow2 жыл бұрын
The joint has helped me more than god. HAIL WEED.
@amaanpatel98892 жыл бұрын
I was with a guy who did this during this last Ramadaan. He put the joint on his plate with a date. He then broke his fast with the joint. I found it hilarious😂
@Sam-wk3qq2 жыл бұрын
Many reason for me to turn to god
@gangstalicious19012 жыл бұрын
@@amaanpatel9889 even shaytan is confused with that one😭
@sugarspice62472 жыл бұрын
"When is it gonna stop bro" 😂 the way I let out some ugly laugh after hearing that
@bran_rx2 жыл бұрын
lmao same
@samdobie67482 жыл бұрын
A lot of roadmen feel that way
@kebintulachan60062 жыл бұрын
“Hell bro i might as well start goin now” bro killed me at night
@Trekzity Жыл бұрын
Fr
@kingeezy132 жыл бұрын
Can’t wait till he gets his own sketch comedy show
@fredleeland24642 жыл бұрын
KZbin is more lucrative
@GodofLovers2 жыл бұрын
He already has it here.
@X0RK32 жыл бұрын
If he does then they’ll kill it off just like that the guy back in the days “glithening”
@Kpnta2 жыл бұрын
Nah, big media will just dead it
@neo45522 жыл бұрын
KZbin is better any youtubers who do that always fall off
@AravindVennu2 жыл бұрын
"No, You have to forgive me." 😂
@PH-jv4ik2 жыл бұрын
" Why would God grow a plant for it not to be used by mankind" the amount of times I've heard that cop-out
@JackBasciono2 жыл бұрын
Considering how malleable hemp is a ingredient in so many things, and is biodegradable, it is interesting
@somedude32692 жыл бұрын
It's a cop out of what exactly?
@kraf91322 жыл бұрын
Yeah sure by that logic we can all overdose on cocaine and opium which all comes from plants then say it’s God’s will, genius
@sewiiijunior18092 жыл бұрын
Its a plant for medical purposes not to get high and forget your duties in life , is how i see it
@mightytattz67522 жыл бұрын
@@sewiiijunior1809 i believe so too
@MaxWinner2 жыл бұрын
This was bang on...I seen all of this...I knew a Sikh who took off his religious bracelet before hitting the club, and a mate who only held drink and spiff with one hand because the other was holy
@-whackd Жыл бұрын
Nihangs meditate upon God with edible cannabis
@lolwtfbbq111 Жыл бұрын
Lmao 🤣
@KhaalasPanjab Жыл бұрын
LMAO sadd frr
@forevergamer2457 ай бұрын
Half of him was God conscience and half of him was mischievous
@shafinnahian752 жыл бұрын
"I'd rather be a sinner that is close to God, than a sinner that is further away from God." The mindset of praying before cheating in an exam be like ☠
@d-raid83342 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@gangstalicious19012 жыл бұрын
U forgot the classic “only god can judge me”
@WhereisYunoGasai2 жыл бұрын
“Hell bro, I might as well start making my way now” 😂😂
@Asad-zeetwo52412 жыл бұрын
This was actually funny, and I'm glad Apna kept it within a reasonable humorous manner “where I don't believe any normal person would find it offensive!.
@allan9962 жыл бұрын
@@rom3756 You dropped this: 🏳️🌈
@ayushchaudhary7695 Жыл бұрын
@@allan996 dammnn. Done him like that
@eatinsomtin9984 Жыл бұрын
@@allan996 joke about everything else except for religion.
@t-alkemy Жыл бұрын
@@eatinsomtin9984 na na its either joke about everything or nothing
@mshoney9301 Жыл бұрын
@@allan996 cringe
@bigjoyed76732 жыл бұрын
"Thats like a muslim brother breaking his fast with a spliff" That got me cracking so bad!
@flourishomotola53062 жыл бұрын
"10k for my son's life" I'm finished 😂😂😅😅
@combativeintel87022 жыл бұрын
The Itachi theme sealed it for me 💀
@zainsiddiqi76332 жыл бұрын
That killed me ☠️
@brolylssj95 Жыл бұрын
Yessss
@BlueSquad002 жыл бұрын
"I'd rather be a sinner that is close to God, than a sinner that is further away from God." Thats fax tho never give up on God no matter how much you have sinned. Always all for forgiveness
@zaidlacksalastname49057 ай бұрын
Yeah don't accept sin but whatever you do never lose hope
@mozayn2378 Жыл бұрын
“That’s like a Muslim brother breaking the fast with a spliff” 🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣 This man is a Gift to humanity 😅😅🤣😂😂🤣🤣
@parahiamin67652 жыл бұрын
"Breaking a fast with a spliff!" Fatwa on ApnaJ for telling the truth!
@zaidlacksalastname49057 ай бұрын
@crazycat9003that that's wrong?
@MistahJay72 жыл бұрын
"You have to forgive me" 💀🤣
@kaaisoekar36402 жыл бұрын
The divali one hit Hard AF
@tmar89592 жыл бұрын
Yeah festival of lights so I might as well light one 😂😂😂
@Kobekola2 жыл бұрын
"Where you going bro?" "Hell bro. Might as well start making my way there now" TOO HEAVY 🗿
@painifyyy2 жыл бұрын
can never get tired of the itachi theme
@WASABINIQABII2 жыл бұрын
“All this violence” with the shaking. I am sooo so so done 🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
@anime108amv22 жыл бұрын
did my man say "yh let me I'll break my fast with a spliff right now"? lmfao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@FactsWithActs2 жыл бұрын
😭😭 had me in stitches
@michaelcooper97052 жыл бұрын
"You killed my Son" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@FactsWithActs2 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭
@MrLikea8055 Жыл бұрын
Yes, I feel how Judas felt .🙏😔😢
@EsaShaheed2 жыл бұрын
"Where u going?" "Hell bro" I'm dead lolll
@SwornSon2 жыл бұрын
Might as well start working my way there now
@toastman68472 жыл бұрын
"where you going bro' "hell bro i may as well make my way now" Bruh💀
@playboistackz34782 жыл бұрын
Them man always think they the hood prophet
@h_aseeb2 жыл бұрын
When you keep it real with God that’s the connection you have man
@RogueBoyScout2 жыл бұрын
10,000 Irish Altar boys feel you, fam.
@jesuslovesyou1 Жыл бұрын
Man this guy is a comedy masterpiece...
@deathisinevitable71782 жыл бұрын
Word word word always gets me😂
@rushNacho2 жыл бұрын
“I know I ain’t perfect” 💀
@Arunpreet122 жыл бұрын
Jheeeze man's wearing his Kurta Pajama LOOOL 🤤😂
@aidygooner2 жыл бұрын
The creativity once again with the wording is elite stuff 🔥
@frostackerman Жыл бұрын
We winning the league or wat ?
@aidygooner Жыл бұрын
@@frostackerman it's about time ain't it. The prem needs a strong Arsenal and Man Utd as I've had enough of this friendly rivalry between Liverpool and Man City
@frostackerman Жыл бұрын
@@aidygooner i dont know about utd. Let them be in the mud
@polot4482 Жыл бұрын
eLiTe
@TrantraceZeroGamer Жыл бұрын
@@aidygooner this aged well
@malamamalama2452 жыл бұрын
"Shout me at 12 Am though!! I'm there" 😭😭😭💀
@johnelliott95562 жыл бұрын
this man is crazy, never missin
@ajmain59602 жыл бұрын
"Why God making a plant that mankind can't consume"... Eve has left the chat.
@mimp83652 жыл бұрын
"Bro where are you going?" "Hell bro, I might as well start making my way now."
@mkhan9764 Жыл бұрын
True about the sinner being close to Allah/God better than one away from Allah (meaning he is so arrogant he refuses to acknowledge his creator & that he should seek forgiveness from him).✔️✅☑️
@mr.spinoza2 жыл бұрын
1:05 "why would God grow a plant if it's not to be consumed?" Me, high on poppy seeds, cocoa leaves, and magic mushrooms.
@IlyasToriyama2 жыл бұрын
The beef ain't frying but your brain is
@captainblocker43242 жыл бұрын
bro took "don't ask for permission, ask for forgiveness" to another level
@zlazydawgg5684 Жыл бұрын
That Naruto series music background is a nice touch
@Thanatos2492 жыл бұрын
Yo I'm actually confused how you haven't busted out the million subscribers yet? We need to share this asap
@hazardous30722 жыл бұрын
Naruto music in the background 💀💀
@Nerojan2 жыл бұрын
0:38 - Bro, where you going? Hell bro, I might as well start making my way there now 😂
@macklee6837 Жыл бұрын
"Guess who just got got?" 😂
@imtia32 жыл бұрын
The Naruto OST takes it to the next level. 😂
@john_toe Жыл бұрын
Man’s a genius showing the progression of his life😂
@paulcathcart78962 жыл бұрын
You have got to do an AJ bugging out sketch
@keiko9092 жыл бұрын
"hell bro. i may as well start making my way now" hahahahha!
@GrimbeL Жыл бұрын
ApnaJ fragment glowing brightlyyyy
@brolylssj95 Жыл бұрын
0:05 Bro used Naruto OST what a chad 🤝🏽
@malick23472 жыл бұрын
bro where u going? Hell man 😂😂😂
@ekiti Жыл бұрын
"I wanna break my fast with the spliff" 🤣
@greent162 жыл бұрын
"Why would God create a plant and have it not consumed by mankind". That's the whole garden of eden origin story
@InshasChoice11 ай бұрын
"You're so wise."
@IUnknownG Жыл бұрын
“Hell man, might as well starting my way now”😂😂
@neoluddite5676 Жыл бұрын
0:05 the pointing gun while praying was funny Lol
@omen50552 жыл бұрын
"Yeye imma break my fast with a spliff rn" 😂😂😂😂😂
@Hellamoody2 жыл бұрын
I freaking love the itachi music in this 😂😂😂😂
@sidtwomey90462 жыл бұрын
The naruto them keep kicking in lol
@EcclesiaSS Жыл бұрын
The Itachi theme tho 😭
@sleekzofficial33772 жыл бұрын
How’s no one talking about the Naruto OST used as religious music😭😭😭😭
@gkurl Жыл бұрын
Man said I can't be shotting on diwali 😂😂😂
@Xcrix2 жыл бұрын
Bro said 10k like bro that aint shxt for my son life lol THATS MY SON!
@chungarito77392 жыл бұрын
That ending 🤣 “what’s the motive today, drinkup stripclib”
@TheJaku.8 ай бұрын
"I'm breaking my fast wid a spliff right now" 😂😂😂
@gh0strec0n2 жыл бұрын
I swear by god you made me in tears with ( i want to be a sinner close to god than a sinner away from god)
@rs12632 жыл бұрын
Nah, he fully used itachis theme for the quotes I am DONEE LOOOL
@trushapatel53762 жыл бұрын
The wise one has spoken.🙏
@mista5897 ай бұрын
"come on my guy" 🤣🤣🤣
@samoliver9132 Жыл бұрын
There is no such thing as a "good person" when we are judged by God's standards, the 10 commandments, every single one of us has broken at least one. If you've ever told a lie, ever stolen anything, ever looked at a woman with lust (committing adultery in your heart), or used the Lord's name in vain then you are guilty of breaking His law. It doesn't matter how minor you think it is to break God's law, it is a big deal to Him because He is a perfect God and He is Just so to remain Just, He must punish sins. On judgement day if we rely on us being a good person, we would all be guilty because All of us have sinned and don't deserve to go to heaven. This means that due to our sins we are condemned to Hell. The good news is there is a way out of this punishment. God sent His son Jesus to die on the cross and take up all of our sins. It's like if you were in court for committing a crime and someone else comes and pays your fines so that you can legally be set free. All you have to do is believe in Jesus and believe that he died and rose again for your sins and you have to put your trust in Him rather than your own good deeds. Romans 10:9 "That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved."
@faidaimaidai2 жыл бұрын
What kills me is itachis theme in the background
@prototypeAds2 жыл бұрын
Loooool don't kill me with that itachi theme song 🤣
@riz1135 Жыл бұрын
Naruto music on the background just elevates the words meaning much higher 😂😂
@i.i1215 Жыл бұрын
respect for using your own religion to make this skit instead of mocking christians
@Anonymous_.6852 жыл бұрын
Mans moving like modeen praying with the Bally on😂
@raymondmitunda7407 Жыл бұрын
"When is it gonna stop Bro?" All this violence, Chapter 28 Page 69
@abrarmahi2 жыл бұрын
The naruto music in the background has me dead 💀
@shabihabbas342 жыл бұрын
Ma man rocking that kurta🔥🔥🔥
@raymondmitunda7407 Жыл бұрын
🗣️I know I aint perfect, I know I aint perfect buh I'm trying manh,😏 I'm tryin!!! Come oon my guy, see you soon yeah?🤘✌️🥷🏼
@FunniesRS Жыл бұрын
bruv.... the naruto music got me deadddd
@HARRY-sl7ot2 жыл бұрын
“Broski it’s Diwali today! Yh? Can’t be shotin on diwali “ 🔪
@n022_2 жыл бұрын
"I'm breaking my fast with a splif right now!" In the middle of the day.
@arjundoonga2 жыл бұрын
Legend in the making ... Apna J
@GeorgioArmoni2 жыл бұрын
That Itachi track hittin
@NinjaCokeGaming2 жыл бұрын
this guys is at the top of his game fr
@AshbornShadowMonarch2 жыл бұрын
"Breaking a fast with a spliff" Brother is keeping it Halal 😂🤣
@adr244_kr72 жыл бұрын
Was that Naruto music in the beginning 💀💀😭😭😭😭
@deathisinevitable71782 жыл бұрын
Breaking his fast lmao😂
@TheAshCooper2 жыл бұрын
"where you going bro" "hell I may aswel get going now" brilliant !
@TheUways2 жыл бұрын
The Naruto music💀😭🤣
@dceu54612 жыл бұрын
Lol these Naruto soundtrack get's me everytime.
@SinghStyl32 жыл бұрын
Rather be a sinner closer to god then further away 😂😂😂
@SIGSEGV13372 жыл бұрын
i mean, he's not wrong
@narcleptik2 жыл бұрын
@@SIGSEGV1337 yeah fr
@OTB20022 жыл бұрын
@@SIGSEGV1337 yes he is though
@ahle.hadith2 жыл бұрын
Surah Hadid Ayah 20 Know that the life of this world is only play and amusement, pomp and mutual boasting among you, and rivalry in respect of wealth and children. (It is) as the likeness of vegetation after rain, thereof the growth is pleasing to the tiller; afterwards it dries up and you see it turning yellow; then it becomes straw. But in the Hereafter (there is) a severe torment (for the disbelievers - evil-doers), and (there is) Forgiveness from Allâh and (His) Good Pleasure (for the believers - good-doers). And the life of this world is only a deceiving enjoyment.
@FactsWithActs2 жыл бұрын
Subhanallah
@TheRealMikeMichaels2 жыл бұрын
JazakAllahu Khayr for posting this ya akhi
@osmanceylan5541 Жыл бұрын
Imagine saying to : God, come on my guy see you soon 😂