When a roadman tries focusing on his religion

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[@Kierannolan93]

“Chapter 28 page 69, there is no atonement for those who spill blood” Man came with receipts💀

[@OfficialGOD]

@Jonny © scam

[@Catthepunk]

Frr

[@MaxWinner]

😂

[@ballsackgameing]

ballsucker933 meets ballsack gameing

[@jonathan8726]

"I'd rather be a sinner close to god than a sinner far from God" 💀

[@gh0strec0n]

This one brought chills to my spine. It is actually a deep one

[@ArredondoJairo]

💀💀🔥🔥

[@linlinkaw9662]

I only just understand till now

[@linlinkaw9662]

Get it….? High😂

[@sdaafasfad]

On a serious note and from a Muslim he's bang on 100%. We as human beings are fallible and sin often without thinking twice - whether it be pushing/barging past someone in a rude manner through to drinking alcohol through to assaulting someone - they're all sins regardless. We as Muslims should strive to be the best that we can be, following in the footsteps of the final messenger of Allah (swt) despite being fallible sinners. Asking God for forgiveness and repenting after a sin doesn't make it right, but it at the least shows humility to the point that you feel ashamed of your actions in front of Allah (swt) and shows that you know that he is the greatest, the highest, the creator - and it is he alone that can forgive you. A humble sinner who repents and does tawba is better than an arrogant and obnoxious one who doesn't care.

[@QueenZsWorld]

"you killed my son" "may his soul rest in peace. check your letterbox" 💀

[@justaguyinwonderland]

this is why i left london

[@saucenado4844]

I read this while that part was playing lmao

[@Sh-ro2js]

Breaking a fast with a spliff 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bayusa8961]

Fast got put in a rizz 😭🚬

[@SmileOrangeWillow]

The joint has helped me more than god. HAIL WEED.

[@amaanpatel9889]

I was with a guy who did this during this last Ramadaan. He put the joint on his plate with a date. He then broke his fast with the joint. I found it hilarious😂

[@Sam-wk3qq]

Many reason for me to turn to god

[@gangstalicious1901]

@@amaanpatel9889 even shaytan is confused with that one😭

[@sugarspice6247]

"When is it gonna stop bro" 😂 the way I let out some ugly laugh after hearing that

[@bran_rx]

lmao same

[@samdobie6748]

A lot of roadmen feel that way

[@kebintulachan6006]

“Hell bro i might as well start goin now” bro killed me at night

[@Trekzity]

Fr

[@kingeezy13]

Can’t wait till he gets his own sketch comedy show

[@fredleeland2464]

KZbin is more lucrative

[@GodofLovers]

He already has it here.

[@X0RK3]

If he does then they’ll kill it off just like that the guy back in the days “glithening”

[@Kpnta]

Nah, big media will just dead it

[@neo4552]

KZbin is better any youtubers who do that always fall off

[@AravindVennu]

"No, You have to forgive me." 😂

[@PH-jv4ik]

" Why would God grow a plant for it not to be used by mankind" the amount of times I've heard that cop-out

[@JackBasciono]

Considering how malleable hemp is a ingredient in so many things, and is biodegradable, it is interesting

[@somedude3269]

It's a cop out of what exactly?

[@kraf9132]

Yeah sure by that logic we can all overdose on cocaine and opium which all comes from plants then say it’s God’s will, genius

[@sewiiijunior1809]

Its a plant for medical purposes not to get high and forget your duties in life , is how i see it

[@mightytattz6752]

@@sewiiijunior1809 i believe so too

[@MaxWinner]

This was bang on...I seen all of this...I knew a Sikh who took off his religious bracelet before hitting the club, and a mate who only held drink and spiff with one hand because the other was holy

[@-whackd]

Nihangs meditate upon God with edible cannabis

[@lolwtfbbq111]

Lmao 🤣

[@KhaalasPanjab]

LMAO sadd frr

[@forevergamer245]

Half of him was God conscience and half of him was mischievous

[@shafinnahian75]

"I'd rather be a sinner that is close to God, than a sinner that is further away from God." The mindset of praying before cheating in an exam be like ☠

[@d-raid8334]

🤣🤣

[@gangstalicious1901]

U forgot the classic “only god can judge me”

[@WhereisYunoGasai]

“Hell bro, I might as well start making my way now” 😂😂

[@Asad-zeetwo5241]

This was actually funny, and I'm glad Apna kept it within a reasonable humorous manner “where I don't believe any normal person would find it offensive!.

[@allan996]

@@rom3756 You dropped this: 🏳️‍🌈

[@ayushchaudhary7695]

@@allan996 dammnn. Done him like that

[@eatinsomtin9984]

@@allan996 joke about everything else except for religion.

[@t-alkemy]

@@eatinsomtin9984 na na its either joke about everything or nothing

[@mshoney9301]

@@allan996 cringe

[@bigjoyed7673]

"Thats like a muslim brother breaking his fast with a spliff" That got me cracking so bad!

[@flourishomotola5306]

"10k for my son's life" I'm finished 😂😂😅😅

[@combativeintel8702]

The Itachi theme sealed it for me 💀

[@zainsiddiqi7633]

That killed me ☠️

[@brolylssj95]

Yessss

[@BlueSquad00]

"I'd rather be a sinner that is close to God, than a sinner that is further away from God." Thats fax tho never give up on God no matter how much you have sinned. Always all for forgiveness

[@zaidlacksalastname4905]

Yeah don't accept sin but whatever you do never lose hope

[@mozayn2378]

“That’s like a Muslim brother breaking the fast with a spliff” 🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣 This man is a Gift to humanity 😅😅🤣😂😂🤣🤣

[@parahiamin6765]

"Breaking a fast with a spliff!" Fatwa on ApnaJ for telling the truth!

[@zaidlacksalastname4905]

​@crazycat9003that that's wrong?

[@MistahJay7]

"You have to forgive me" 💀🤣

[@kaaisoekar3640]

The divali one hit Hard AF

[@tmar8959]

Yeah festival of lights so I might as well light one 😂😂😂

[@Kobekola]

"Where you going bro?" "Hell bro. Might as well start making my way there now" TOO HEAVY 🗿

[@painifyyy]

can never get tired of the itachi theme

[@WASABINIQABII]

“All this violence” with the shaking. I am sooo so so done 🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@anime108amv2]

did my man say "yh let me I'll break my fast with a spliff right now"? lmfao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@FactsWithActs]

😭😭 had me in stitches

[@michaelcooper9705]

"You killed my Son" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@FactsWithActs]

😭😭😭

[@MrLikea8055]

Yes, I feel how Judas felt .🙏😔😢

[@EsaShaheed]

"Where u going?" "Hell bro" I'm dead lolll

[@SwornSon]

Might as well start working my way there now

[@toastman6847]

"where you going bro' "hell bro i may as well make my way now" Bruh💀

[@playboistackz3478]

Them man always think they the hood prophet

[@h_aseeb]

When you keep it real with God that’s the connection you have man

[@RogueBoyScout]

10,000 Irish Altar boys feel you, fam.

[@jesuslovesyou1]

Man this guy is a comedy masterpiece...

[@deathisinevitable7178]

Word word word always gets me😂

[@rushNacho]

“I know I ain’t perfect” 💀

[@Arunpreet12]

Jheeeze man's wearing his Kurta Pajama LOOOL 🤤😂

[@aidygooner]

The creativity once again with the wording is elite stuff 🔥

[@frostackerman]

We winning the league or wat ?

[@aidygooner]

@@frostackerman it's about time ain't it. The prem needs a strong Arsenal and Man Utd as I've had enough of this friendly rivalry between Liverpool and Man City

[@frostackerman]

@@aidygooner i dont know about utd. Let them be in the mud

[@polot4482]

eLiTe

[@TrantraceZeroGamer]

@@aidygooner this aged well

[@malamamalama245]

"Shout me at 12 Am though!! I'm there" 😭😭😭💀

[@johnelliott9556]

this man is crazy, never missin

[@ajmain5960]

"Why God making a plant that mankind can't consume"... Eve has left the chat.

[@mimp8365]

"Bro where are you going?" "Hell bro, I might as well start making my way now."

[@mkhan9764]

True about the sinner being close to Allah/God better than one away from Allah (meaning he is so arrogant he refuses to acknowledge his creator & that he should seek forgiveness from him).✔️✅☑️

[@mr.spinoza]

1:05 "why would God grow a plant if it's not to be consumed?" Me, high on poppy seeds, cocoa leaves, and magic mushrooms.

[@IlyasToriyama]

The beef ain't frying but your brain is

[@captainblocker4324]

bro took "don't ask for permission, ask for forgiveness" to another level

[@zlazydawgg5684]

That Naruto series music background is a nice touch

[@Thanatos249]

Yo I'm actually confused how you haven't busted out the million subscribers yet? We need to share this asap

[@hazardous3072]

Naruto music in the background 💀💀

[@Nerojan]

0:38 - Bro, where you going? Hell bro, I might as well start making my way there now 😂

[@macklee6837]

"Guess who just got got?" 😂

[@imtia3]

The Naruto OST takes it to the next level. 😂

[@john_toe]

Man’s a genius showing the progression of his life😂

[@paulcathcart7896]

You have got to do an AJ bugging out sketch

[@keiko909]

"hell bro. i may as well start making my way now" hahahahha!

[@GrimbeL]

ApnaJ fragment glowing brightlyyyy

[@brolylssj95]

0:05 Bro used Naruto OST what a chad 🤝🏽

[@malick2347]

bro where u going? Hell man 😂😂😂

[@ekiti]

"I wanna break my fast with the spliff" 🤣

[@greent16]

"Why would God create a plant and have it not consumed by mankind". That's the whole garden of eden origin story

[@InshasChoice]

"You're so wise."

[@IUnknownG]

“Hell man, might as well starting my way now”😂😂

[@neoluddite5676]

0:05 the pointing gun while praying was funny Lol

[@omen5055]

"Yeye imma break my fast with a spliff rn" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Hellamoody]

I freaking love the itachi music in this 😂😂😂😂

[@sidtwomey9046]

The naruto them keep kicking in lol

[@EcclesiaSS]

The Itachi theme tho 😭

[@sleekzofficial3377]

How’s no one talking about the Naruto OST used as religious music😭😭😭😭

[@gkurl]

Man said I can't be shotting on diwali 😂😂😂

[@Xcrix]

Bro said 10k like bro that aint shxt for my son life lol THATS MY SON!

[@chungarito7739]

That ending 🤣 “what’s the motive today, drinkup stripclib”

[@TheJaku.]

"I'm breaking my fast wid a spliff right now" 😂😂😂

[@gh0strec0n]

I swear by god you made me in tears with ( i want to be a sinner close to god than a sinner away from god)

[@rs1263]

Nah, he fully used itachis theme for the quotes I am DONEE LOOOL

[@trushapatel5376]

The wise one has spoken.🙏

[@mista589]

"come on my guy" 🤣🤣🤣

[@samoliver9132]

There is no such thing as a "good person" when we are judged by God's standards, the 10 commandments, every single one of us has broken at least one. If you've ever told a lie, ever stolen anything, ever looked at a woman with lust (committing adultery in your heart), or used the Lord's name in vain then you are guilty of breaking His law. It doesn't matter how minor you think it is to break God's law, it is a big deal to Him because He is a perfect God and He is Just so to remain Just, He must punish sins. On judgement day if we rely on us being a good person, we would all be guilty because All of us have sinned and don't deserve to go to heaven. This means that due to our sins we are condemned to Hell. The good news is there is a way out of this punishment. God sent His son Jesus to die on the cross and take up all of our sins. It's like if you were in court for committing a crime and someone else comes and pays your fines so that you can legally be set free. All you have to do is believe in Jesus and believe that he died and rose again for your sins and you have to put your trust in Him rather than your own good deeds. Romans 10:9 "That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved."

[@faidaimaidai]

What kills me is itachis theme in the background

[@prototypeAds]

Loooool don't kill me with that itachi theme song 🤣

[@riz1135]

Naruto music on the background just elevates the words meaning much higher 😂😂

[@i.i1215]

respect for using your own religion to make this skit instead of mocking christians

[@Anonymous_.685]

Mans moving like modeen praying with the Bally on😂

[@raymondmitunda7407]

"When is it gonna stop Bro?" All this violence, Chapter 28 Page 69

[@abrarmahi]

The naruto music in the background has me dead 💀

[@shabihabbas34]

Ma man rocking that kurta🔥🔥🔥

[@raymondmitunda7407]

🗣️I know I aint perfect, I know I aint perfect buh I'm trying manh,😏 I'm tryin!!! Come oon my guy, see you soon yeah?🤘✌️🥷🏼

[@FunniesRS]

bruv.... the naruto music got me deadddd

[@HARRY-sl7ot]

“Broski it’s Diwali today! Yh? Can’t be shotin on diwali “ 🔪

[@n022_]

"I'm breaking my fast with a splif right now!" In the middle of the day.

[@arjundoonga]

Legend in the making ... Apna J

[@GeorgioArmoni]

That Itachi track hittin

[@NinjaCokeGaming]

this guys is at the top of his game fr

[@AshbornShadowMonarch]

"Breaking a fast with a spliff" Brother is keeping it Halal 😂🤣

[@adr244_kr7]

Was that Naruto music in the beginning 💀💀😭😭😭😭

[@deathisinevitable7178]

Breaking his fast lmao😂

[@TheAshCooper]

"where you going bro" "hell I may aswel get going now" brilliant !

[@TheUways]

The Naruto music💀😭🤣

[@dceu5461]

Lol these Naruto soundtrack get's me everytime.

[@SinghStyl3]

Rather be a sinner closer to god then further away 😂😂😂

[@SIGSEGV1337]

i mean, he's not wrong

[@narcleptik]

@@SIGSEGV1337 yeah fr

[@OTB2002]

@@SIGSEGV1337 yes he is though

[@ahle.hadith]

Surah Hadid Ayah 20 Know that the life of this world is only play and amusement, pomp and mutual boasting among you, and rivalry in respect of wealth and children. (It is) as the likeness of vegetation after rain, thereof the growth is pleasing to the tiller; afterwards it dries up and you see it turning yellow; then it becomes straw. But in the Hereafter (there is) a severe torment (for the disbelievers - evil-doers), and (there is) Forgiveness from Allâh and (His) Good Pleasure (for the believers - good-doers). And the life of this world is only a deceiving enjoyment.

[@FactsWithActs]

Subhanallah

[@TheRealMikeMichaels]

JazakAllahu Khayr for posting this ya akhi

[@osmanceylan5541]

Imagine saying to : God, come on my guy see you soon 😂

[@xila8861]

He is right though 😂

[@HappyLilJimmy]

No shooting on Diwali yeah 😂

[@D50Music]

🙏 praying he doesn’t miss 👌🏼 😂

[@bayusa8961]

Put some holy water on the corn 💦🙏🏼🔫