When Alien Students Discovered Why Earth Is Called a Deathworld | HFY | Sci-Fi Story

When Alien Students Discovered Why Earth Is Called a Deathworld | HFY | Sci-Fi Story

[@gailwinterbottom5846]

Obviously, they did not land in Australia!

[@yomogami4561]

lol i was thinking the same

[@darrylblanch8463]

In WW2, the Japanese landed troops in north western Australia. No1 bothered to chase them. The Outback literally killed almost all of them, each time. The Aboriginals sav3d 1 or 2 from each group so they could tell their countrymen the horrors the land treated them to.

[@davidpriestley1650]

There jhave been a few HFY stories which contain "AUSTRALIA?! ITS NOT JUST A STORY TO SCARE PEOPLE? ITS REAL?!"

[@robinruppert1554]

Its for the better

[@ralphyboy3636]

Everything in Australia is trying to kill you. Abilities my vary.

[@yomogami4561]

what? no cougar? no grizzly? no flash flood? no idiot trying to pet a bison? it was a good story. thanks

[@Hiddenhider2]

They wouldn’t have survived, perhaps they should incorporate one student that doesn’t make it home on each trip 🤣

[@raymosse4206]

Hahaha, petting a bison. Thank you for that laugh.

[@jafsrob]

no fish :(

[@Shadx27]

Do not pet the fluffy cows... lol

[@Mens_Rights]

@@raymosse4206 I haven't seen anybody try to pet a bison, but I did once have to stop a European tourist from petting a deer. A large Midwestern buck. During mating season.

[@darrylblanch8463]

I recently watched a video where they sent someone to classify Earths Death world status. They sent the poor bastard to Australia. The Galactic Council soon had another category lol

[@FrancisTimothy-ec9ts]

Name? Please

[@ex-navyspook]

Those danger noodles and tanky birds are murder...and let's not even talk about chlamydia bear or six-foot danger bunnies all over the place.

[@junyew1813]

Australia level planet be like:

[@soulin11]

Give name

[@user-ko1nw3em8k]

I just finished that one and Steve Irwin was his guide

[@freddupriest576]

They survived the Death World, but they don't seem to realize they brought the apex preditor it created back with them.

[@JB-yb4wn]

OUCH! 😄

[@Marveryn]

@@JB-yb4wn wait they brought back and orca??? sorry just kidding

[@Setsuzation]

Oh boy, wait until aliens hear about Earth's supernatural folklores like the skinwalkers, the djinns, etc

[@wrath2501]

Humans have another saying. That which doesn't kill you. *IS GOING TO DIE!*

[@MIronLance]

What?! None of them noticed Tim fast asleep during the worst of the storm?! C'mon!!

[@riverraven7359]

1 wolf is an experience in courtesy. A pack is an exercise in courage.

[@claireglory]

no mosquito? no air turbulence when flying? if you go to earth, you will experience this 100%.

[@darrinwebber4077]

Should've went to someplace like South Africa and watched the lions and hyenas and those vicious Cape Buffalo (as an example of an aggressive herbivore prey species). Or Australia.

[@Hiddenhider2]

So the biggest part of being a deathworlder is convincing the rest of the tissue paper extraterrestrials exactly how bad earth is. Gentlemen, we have the whole galaxy indoctrinated 🤣🤣🤣

[@laydownlays]

The alien craft landed in a small forest in a place called England. The bunny rabbits in a nearby clearing looked at them, then ran. A Robin Redbreast was chirping away as the most dangerous creature in the land, a common garden wasp, buzzed looking for food. The small stream gurgled, the grass was green and everything was peaceful. The aliens, stunned to find such calm on a vast deathworld, a land of smiles, a land of safety, a land called England.

[@georgearden7075]

You forgot to mention people walking their dogs, they're everywhere.

[@stuartwald2395]

“This royal throne of kings, this scepter’d isle, This earth of majesty, this seat of Mars, This other Eden, demi-paradise, This fortress built by Nature for herself Against infection and the hand of war, This happy breed of men, this little world, This precious stone set in the silver sea, Which serves it in the office of a wall Or as a moat defensive to a house, Against the envy of less happier lands, This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this England..."

[@twrampage]

But it just wouldn't stop raining, and packs of wild football Hooligans roamed the streets.

[@13g0man]

They found rabbits, but did they discover the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog?

[@drdeth2000]

Then the English realised that there was somewhere they hadn't colonised

[@jaskim5723]

Well they didn’t want to kill a majority of the students

[@GundamReviver]

Nope, Probabaly landed in a semi safe forest in Germany or something 😂, next time the professor goes to Australia...

[@denicedarland2702]

Well, I hope they checked themselves for ticks and chiggers before they left!

[@danielleriley2796]

One day in a lush Forrest where the insects at night didn’t even get attracted to the bioluminescent alien kid…. Yeah nope. And they think they understand the place? Shit I live in Australia, the Northern Territory to be exact and I’m telling you that going bush and camping and I mean not at a preprepared camp site is very different depending on wet or dry season, bush, desert, scrub, desert scrub, sandy desert, water sources, OH FUCK those water sources and their crocodiles NOT pissy pathetic alligators. But real deal crocodiles the most dangerous and most violent and the most prone to violence of all the water lizards. Even more so than the second best version the Nile Crocodiles which aren’t really even close to the Australian saltwater crocodile but both are so far and away above all the other species that it’s just a joke. The salties in australia take people every year. 26 years living, working and camping here as I got here when I was 20 and I still don’t think I understand it. Sure I know the bits I need to know for where we go and what we do but shit, that’s nothing really and the more you know shows just how much you don’t actually know. WE ALSO NEVER GO CAMPING OR ENEN DRIVING DOWN THE HIGHWAY IN THE N.T. WITHOUT OUR REGISTERED GPS ENABLED E.P.I.R.B. and some water and emergency compressed food cubes, some sugar cubes, a descent first aid kit, a few space blankets and a signalling mirror. No shit. Twice now my wife and I have come across car accidents. One was 2 guys in a cattle station land cruiser Ute that rolled. One guy had a third of his head ground away all nice and neat and the other was cut, cut, gashed, grazed, abraided, broken… blood everywhere. 7 litres of blood from his mate leaves a pool many many times larger than they show on tv shows. Wife and I activated the epirb, no mobile phone service and the station Ute didn’t have a HF in it, did immediate first aide to stop the bleeding by cleaning, steri strips on some bigger gashes, compression bandages on all. Space blanket for shock. Disinfectant for the abrasions and dressings on some. Kept him awake as he couldn’t remember everything and was dopey and vague with a noticeable head injury… concussed. 4 hours later a community police land cruiser and the community Land Cruiser ambulance showed up. Praised my wife and I for our work until they found out that she was a nurse since 18 and had worked as an ER nurse and community nurse and I had a senior first aide certificate with 20 ish annual renewals. Then they just gave us pointers for road side work and praised ME for insisting on the huge kit over the little first aid kit. The copper praised us for punching the epirb immediately and not waiting. But most of all the all praised us for having a little fire going and having hot water and tea bags and coffee ready to go. They had a long slow trip to the closest station airstrip to wait for the flying doctor evac.

[@jamesvandemark2086]

Sounds like a trip with my son's Cub Scout pack!

[@ArkaSkyburner]

Peaceful walk round a forest lmao

[@Chu6um]

Seriously, I think 'death world' is pretty harsh. Now, heading into one of those larger cities is pretty risky these days, but seeing the planet as being that dangerous seems as if the rest of the universe was calm, cool and collected. If anything, I'd say our planet is likely one of those more boring than most others.

[@Honos92]

that's because we grew up on the planet. it does not seem all that dangerous cause it is common sense to us what to avoid what not to do and storms are so natural to us. if you come from a planet that didn't evolve a sapient species until there where no more active volcanoes, the tectonic plates had completely settled then the weather would not be so dangerous, life would evolve to the much calmer and less dangerous environment. but earth gave birth to life while it was still taking shape. so we still got volcanoes earthquakes hurricanes tornadoes

[@thecakecrusader4664]

Can i just say this would make an awesome anime

[@Bethany342]

To most of us, this would be a relaxing camping trip.

[@D3nchanter]

yeah.. that was just... the weekend

[@TheWombat2012]

Otherwise known as “Australia”…

[@gyrrakavian]

It's the healing after whatever hurts you that makes you stronger. Not merely surviving it. Just look at any broken bone. If it's allowed to heal, it gets stronger. If not, it risks infection and can cause endless complications.

[@I98878]

🤓

[@DaniMartVtbr]

Now imagine half the alien students having an allergic reaction to the feint whiff of skunk in the morning air?

[@Al_theshoeman_Bundy]

Made by AI. Read by AI...🤖

[@m4xfl4xst4r]

PFFT...They could have landed in oakland.

[@user-rc2dw6pb2i]

Very good story. I wonder what would happen if they were introduced to some of the more extreme sports, rock climbing/repelling, wilderness survival course, skiing, water skiing, etc.

[@hariseldon3786]

Just show them a series of "The Streets of San Fran Cisco" or a modern "SWAT" series and they'll back off... lol "Training Day"...

[@HappyAstrolabe-lm5xt]

Cheers !

[@festumstultorum1462]

una corta visita a el corazon del amazonas y veran como todo tiene una nueva categoria ...por que alla incluso nosotros somos presa de la selva

[@debra-qq1np]

Florida comes to mind...

[@Ryvaken]

The video is too creepy to listen to the dead voice noising at me.

[@silverphinex]

heard the Voice expected something about the Special Victims Unit

[@mikemiller4608]

Too bad there's no acknowledgment of the author of this. It would be nice if they didn't just steal content.

[@archersfriend5900]

USA, USA, USA!

[@kotypetersen9282]

Double rainbow all the way

[@trevorholman3119]

AI created story?

[@molochkali]

Lmao, north American wilderness 😆 most tame expanse of earth we have to offer.

[@Azuria969]

yeah like tornado valley lol florida was a rainforest once, and the yellowstone is a dormant supervolcano

[@anonygent]

Iceland? Japan? England? Singapore?

[@D3nchanter]

death valley.. we literally have places named death here XD

[@1exkyman]

Far too many commercial interuptions. Almost like watching PlutoTV

[@maingun07]

_"...with a voice that instantly hushed the murmuring crowd."_ ...because they all fell asleep. Hell, I've got a pot and a half of coffee in me and within the first minute I thought my forehead was going to tap the spacebar. Was this AI voice designed to knock out other AIs? I'm wondering how it kept itself awake long enough to finish the story.

[@Azuria969]

boo you suck boooo AI is the future, it will replace you, keep badmouthing it while you can😉

[@SCARaw]

by allien you refer to lgbt?