When Aliens Needed Help, Only Humans Stepped Up! | Best HFY Stories

[@Chode216]

For everything cute and cuddly" that's adorable.

[@JimmyAgent007]

Thanks!

[@Blackout5871]

If friend shaped, then is friend. Pup is friend shaped. This is known.

[@darkisland04]

Loved the story! For the love of all things cute and cuddly, indeed!

[@HFYStory]

Thank you! 😊

[@playertwoeightfourninezero4236]

Just imagine if there a war with those space crabs and humans. At the end of each battle, there’d be no crab corpses and boiling pots would be standard equipment. After the battle Crab diplomat: we’re here to collect our dead Human diplomat: um...about that.

[@4thdoctor284]

He points to a big pile of cracked shells "There ya go. Now clean up that mess and scuttle your asses out of here before we want seconds!"

[@kennethohnemus3192]

Get the pot boiling and somebody please go get lots of butter and some lemons

[@JimmyAgent007]

Agreed!

[@scottphillips2870]

Any alien revealed to humanity to be delicious would be doomed.

[@jbos5107]

These stories are fun and addictive!

[@robertpennington1381]

Humans are weird monsters - Love It - whole empire of crabs surrendered to a group of teenagers. hehehe - Need to make a part 2 to this one.

[@danielpalmer2818]

for the love of everything cut and cuddly. I enjoyed the story

[@davidtong565]

What a sweet little story.

[@RealEnerjak]

So a bunch of exchange students took on space crabs? Boy wait till these alien Yukok meet the ruthless military. I get the feeling the crab meat was enough to sustain the troops, which is probably why they surrendered.😂

[@JimmyAgent007]

They really wanted the extra credit for school

[@gusty7153]

i'm reminded of another story where an alien force getting ready to invade earth was undergoing a pre-invasion briefing on what to expect from humans based off a prior attack the aliens did on an alleged "human outpost" that the aliens had difficulty attacking. the invasion force, upon landing on earth was immediately curb stomped by the actual military and only then the invaders learned the previous assault they got their data on humans from was just children on a field trip

[@sonet66]

So the human said hey give me a hand 🤚 and of course the alien took it literally 😂

[@MikeIsCannonFodder]

The most annoying part of making any UT would be handling idioms.

[@4thdoctor284]

Next they will attempt a counter strike with their new fearsome ally as their unstoppable shock troops. They get quickly and eagerly decimated by the humans. The survivors tell their command the humans kept calling them "big ass lobsters".

[@davidhenderson3400]

And chasing them with sticks of butter

[@glenmaddock1819]

Those who come in peace bring children ,

[@glenmaddock1819]

And those that threaten children are human fodder

[@MichaelMiller-bs3tz]

We are monsters, but most of the time its only when we need to be.

[@lar25000]

I really like these HFY stories! It’s what may happen if humanity grows out of this plague of hopeless, self-inflicted victimhood so prevalent in early 21st century society.

[@VRGIG]

always help a bro in need

[@phillipnorton2929]

I've got the butter lol

[@JackAmberson]

What a delicious story.I love eating crab

[@Patriciahappy-w-fox-o8d7w]

lol loved this

[@eugeneblue299]

Nice!

[@kennethohnemus3192]

What a great story ❤❤❤❤

[@JimmyAgent007]

Thanks!

[@noahkleugh9323]

Hey, Hold my beer.

[@singinglikeafool]

I enjoyed the story

[@peterbryda5153]

Pretty good, “butter” 😅

[@markwarrenseadog2349]

I Enjoyed The Story

[@Nico6th]

That poor alien in the picture lost its hand^^

[@baldbastardo]

Apparently crab is the final form. Who'd have thought? Well, besides a bunch of eggheads who's stuff I find fascinating along with the author of this story as well apparently.

[@JimmyAgent007]

Indeed I do!

[@jamesmcnutt826]

A good storie poof do not in between a girl and cute and cuddle

[@patrickandrews8714]

Before they went on to slave trading ending war with the Yukok and won, I hope the colonial diplomatic outpost colonists and their guests had a nice crab bake with butter!

[@dontgetmadgetwise4271]

You don’t need to heart me. Thank you