WHEN ANIME WAIFUS ARE MORE REAL THAN YOU THINK - Lost Pause Reddit

[@kaiseryuuki4098]

"The only kink that can't be shamed is the kink of conquering china." - Mongolian Proverb

[@ricardohoang8452]

Thanks Genghis Khan, very cool 😂

[@M_Alexander]

Being kink shamed is my fetish

[@leosunaquamoon]

​@M Alexander I see that you're a type of masochist

[@Mk-ms3oq]

Because if it was there be many kink warlords, I don't think China wants that in there history

[@erramus6369]

@@M_Alexander thats a wierd fetish.

[@elYIiLy]

i always knew noble was secretly running the world, at least he's more sensible then the other dudes doing that

[@estebanramirez1178]

I should clarify that in that Screenshot with Saiki is that he is in fact a girl. Plot of this anime is basically if Saitama was a Psychic-Type instead of a Fighting-Type. Saiki has a stupid amount of powers with drawbacks on a majority of them. One of this is being able to switch genders whenever he feels like it, but only to when he needs to be a girl; such as an event that gives girls free confectioneries.

[@rukitomikutochi8764]

Yor's face, Mixed with the literal imagery of a person pulling out beads, and the Woman spinning like the Tasmanian devil, absolutely killed me.

[@antonhanna2423]

For the sake of clarification (in other words, ruining the joke), pulling out someone's beads isn't like a Beyblade. In fact, It's like starting up the world's greatest lawnmower. Do what you and your partner will with that information and sorry for the mental scarring.😅

[@Cosmosdestructor]

9:15 it’s not a wig. Saiki actually turned into a girl in that scene, and does so again in several others. Name a superpower, he most likely has it.

[@MrHidePatten]

IRS: “That’s a lot of businesses you got there…”

[@zharpain]

As long as they get paid they don't really care. Short them a single penny and may god have mercy upon thy soul.

[@calebmoheb3253]

@@zharpain fr

[@clothar23]

​@@zharpain I know right. Even Joker doesn't mess with the IRS.

[@mememan9769]

Blessing from the noble knight

[@aegis20xx7]

A recycling company AND a restaurant? It's official, Noble is slowly taking over the world

[@ZenzerAlfancar]

Noble, here is the thing about Saiki K. (if I remember right) technically was originally a girl, but used their power to become and stay as a boy most of the time, but they can also reverse it too.

[@mikhelroach9686]

9:20 Saiki actually changed his whole sex. Mans got the vajajay and everything.

[@0ikess]

not only that but he changed it when he was in the womb he was supposed to be a girl originally

[@anonymousmonkey9491]

@@0ikess either way he can freely genderbent when he needs to.

[@Skywolfhd20]

@@0ikess source?

[@johandori7795]

@@Skywolfhd20 The manga and anime... Pretty sure both are stated by Saiki in the chapter that introduces his/their genderbending ability. Sorry that I can't remember the actual number though, it's been like...five years? Since I read Saiki Kusuo no psinan (think that's the romanji spelling, could easily be wrong).

[@Skywolfhd20]

@@johandori7795 i've watched the anime front to back and i don't remember it ever being mentioned that saiki was anything but male in the womb i'm inclined to call bullshit on the "saiki was supposed to be female" until someone can site a manga chapter where it's mentioned

[@nakimura2887]

Funny story about a D&D campaign that I was in... We had set up camp one night and just out of the blue an owl bear appears and the first thing I do is roll to german suplex it. I got a 19. It died immediately. That is how D&D is meant to be played.

[@clothar23]

Rookie move. The real professionals roll to tame it and ride it.

[@silverraxtus9622]

I have one too. My brother was DMing a game and decided to "trap" us on an island surrounded by pirate ships. My sister decides to attempt to summon something from the water, at a disadvantage because her character was terrified of the ocean, and she rolled a natural 20, TWICE! My brother, exasperated checked the monster manual, "Fuck it. You summon a damn leviathan. Are you happy?" We were happy. Or another time. We were in a kingdom somehow made of adamantine. There were these adamantine golems created to seek out any magic use and destroy anything in the area. So me, being the asshole I am, strolled up to the castle gates, knocked on the door, and fired a lightning bolt in a guards face. Then got the hell out of there and watched the carnage unfold.

[@SparkShadow212]

5:34 It's even more impressive/outlandish in Wano, where he SOMEHOW got lost while sleeping during a strategy meeting.

[@TheItuber]

9:13 "I said girls tho, that`s a men in a wig." "Women are men in wigs" - Noble 2023 Btw that was Saiki Kusou, he can literally transform himself into a girl to the genetic level, so he`s more a girl than for example Ranma. or any trap.

[@Mr-Green0]

1:04 Do you really think a hug is gonna make me feel better?

[@lukedelameter7961]

Yes.

[@Jestermancer]

You're right. TWO HUGS

[@kylethomas9130]

Really wanna see that anime, been caught up on the manga, and I need moar!

[@KyogresHideout_Vegito2121]

You drive a hard bargain. 3 hugs final offer.

[@ChristopherWoods]

Lost it at the radish scene

[@trevorghalt1881]

Good old Zoro getting lost and 7:58 that meme is so random and I love it lol

[@GenEric1305]

Tontaro’s stuff is always a cute little treat to see. Always what I need after the chaos that is Twitter.

[@broEye1]

When I think about it, the girls and boys in standard light novels, esp. Isekai, kind of resemble the differences in fashion between girls and boys. Fashion for girls is always full of variety and effort to bring out all different kinds of greatness, while fashion for boys is always pretty much the same. Girls are always encouraged to look good like no one else looks good, while boys are encouraged to look good like all other boys look good, yet we still complain that the boy intended to look the best of all of them always looks the same.

[@dtrfggh]

petition to call "post nut clarity" by its japanese name in all of nobles stuff: "sage mode"

[@WardOfSouls]

I thought it was called "sage time"? Maybe I'm just misremembering.

[@mindcaztackerman1160]

Kenja time

[@meetjeric]

how about noble mode : never nutted at all

[@IbarakiPlays]

That Eevee animation is actually the fucking cutest thing I've ever seen

[@YaoiFan22]

2:12 Mine would either be Infinite Mage (a recap version) or Ascendence of a Bookworm. 4:48 Tell that to a little shark in a feeding tank that completely ignored the shrimp in my hand, latched onto my hand, and would not let go till half of its body was out of the water. I thought it would let go sooner but no. Scared a group of kids next to me and my sister was too scared to feed anything at an aquarium again. Didn't hurt. I was more worried about the shark. I also wish it was slightly deeper so it would have left a scar instead of just many tiny holes closing up. I think it happened in 2016, a year before I graduated high school. After looking up the aquarium it happened at, I think it was a brown banded bamboo shark as it didn't have spots.

[@liamowen297]

Mine would be deconstructing a $3 game cube?!?!!?!?

[@williansnobre]

4:49 sharks usually don't enjoy the taste of humans, the problem is, sharks might give a "light" bite when they bump into a human, either because they confused the human for something else like a seal or out of curiosity and then they go "eeeww" and leave, but then the person might already be seriously hurt.

[@GaleAeras]

5:12 Terran Hellion 5:16 Terran Marauder Didn't know Noble was a StarCraft 2 unit

[@MarqFJA87]

4:50 Yeah, they find us too "dry" due to our comparatively severe deficiency in fat compared to, say, seals. 9:53 Maple leaf... Is this in Canada?

[@thatguybrody4819]

the top business is a tim hortons so safe to say it's in canada.

[@Nekosage]

2:10 - 2:16 - If Fefe means "Watched in full", an ongoing LP of Kirby games. Not really my idea of a "fluff" life. 7:34 - 7:45 - Noble is Paimon confirmed! 7:57 - 8:09 - Heh, the look of your face screams: In the next few seconds, it will be the happiest day of my life! 8:49 - 8:56 - I imagine if Yor did it, it would definitely happen.

[@sqocks8254]

That thumbnail is very much appreciated ❤

[@kongsunlyheng4186]

They say anime girls in off-brands are unrealistic but what is more likely to be unrealistic is the male character parts

[@RealDTSM]

2:02 just like how my party almost managed to successfully do a heist (had to grab a relic from a mansion belonging to the noble family), before one of our team members decides to go in and ruin absolutelt everything. And now we’re wanted criminals. Absolutely love it :) that and we almost died to an imperial guard but at least i now have a Keen Halberd of Elemental Absorption now (it crits on nat 20 and any element i get hit with while holding the halberd, the halberd then wields for what i would assume to be for my whole turn)

[@kabob0077]

4:51 In fact they, like every other animal, absolutely HATE it given how much stuff we put into ourselves. We're not Junk Food, we're the lowest quality MRE to them. We're like the US MRE Individual Menu #4 Veggie Omelet or the PLA 2018 Type 13 MRE to any animal that tries to eat us.

[@mr.slappii513]

Ok "I like you a WEEDLE bit" Is actually just adorable.

[@N3k0_k1d]

9:13 Not Noble misses the joke (Saiki did turn himself into a girl in that one episode)

[@EpitomeOfEdgy]

i actually want an eevee because i feel like they would legit be better than an actual dog

[@AricShadowDragon]

I remember reading that manga with the radish stocking...fucking love it XD Anyways keep up the amazing videos Noble

[@jamesmalinowski4033]

2:10 Pair of Kings. Hoo Boy. Not sure whether to be excited or worried.

[@thegeneralmitch]

So Noble runs a secretive underworld recycling and fast food crime syndicate? That checks out...😐

[@Ai_M3talloidX7]

I can't recall exactly but I remember you did a video featuring the artist Wonni. 👏👏👏👏👏 I will also never stop enjoying the OPM memez.

[@darksnakenerdmaster]

First video since becoming the 4th moderator of the subreddit! I hope we did a good job this week, Noble

[@Dynamitematt]

Noble getting pissed at lily with paimon's voice is funny as hell someone needs to draw noble as paimon or noble as the traveler and lily as paimon!!!😂

[@edwardt.8704]

The last thing I watched was an episode of Wotakoi: Love is Hard for an Otaku, and I find myself at a Noble video... Seems about right

[@sigmaK9]

The 3:56 mark. Totally awesome. But also kind of a bitter pill to swallow. Because when women draw sexy, beautiful women, nobody complains. But, when men draw beautiful, sexy women? Then, it’s misogyny and sexism.

[@francofonseca5292]

Great video, thank the algorithm to present thos channel on daily feed

[@yusheitslv100]

7:52 I KNEW Lily looked familiar!

[@DSMCasual]

"Ashley Drawing" Ashley: "Did i do a good great?" (Show it) Noble: "Not bad, Ashley." Lily: "Looks great, Ashley." "Noble Drawing" Noble: "Girls, Look? What do you think?" Lily: "Looks alright, Chief?" Ashley: "That is awful!"

[@SamTheGumMan117]

That Pikachu will never deflate lol and Isekai Ojisan such a memey great show

[@netherillager5959]

2:15 Bad batch... This one stumps me

[@ChronoTriggerHappy]

Noble: I try to diversify but my fan base keeps finding all my buisness'! Accountant: what?

[@danielhuelsman76]

She's calling him out for the radish, when she should be grateful he's not messing with a cantaloupe.

[@BirdieSenpai]

"Your fluff life is named for the last thing you watched." Tombstone. Makes sense, since I'm very likely to die a virgin. 👈🏻😎👉🏻

[@joshwalterraymundo8574]

Radish stockings. XD Wow Noble going business, he must be super RICH!

[@Kurachi84]

5:28 Ryoga from Ranma, eh? He's back home, while he just was with Ranma, with whom he wanted to fight, while Ranma's waiting for him to show up XD 7:57 But i'm glad it exists! 8:38 Oh, she's a mommy! ... I hope! Hope she's no tsundere, cuz then doing the dishes won't work.

[@duxartoria3392]

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[@dany_fg]

Noble be like: "recycling in another world"

[@yigitdemir5387]

There really is a beyblade video like that in dark places of internet

[@shanethebrownwolf5575]

I think the altered Eeveelutions were AI generated As for Pokémon puns, there’s one I always remember because of who said it. It’s “I pikachu in the shower” 😆

[@UncoolForYou]

You pee cashew in the shower?! Get that checked out man.

[@danielferrieri7434]

The Thumbnail is NICE

[@Sonic-Batman]

7:30 ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

[@HurricaneDDragon]

6:55 Noble better sue! 🤣

[@kingarthurii5001]

2:11 The Punisher

[@marcelbyrd7745]

4:10Wow that's got to be a ultimate burn for anybody who said it was totally Unrealistic body proportions💯🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😤😤😤

[@diffdimgamerseven9986]

Eevee imitating an eevee:so it's the same type of stand as star platinum

[@Ocelot56]

Holy shit! That DnD meme @1:50 is so perfect!! XD

[@koopa283]

5:51 she got them Peppino stressed out eyes

[@unculturedweeb4240]

She lewded herself to perfection.

[@TheSpectator7]

Her: "But I'm allergic to Shrimp!" Me: Well I can't eat heavily polluted Clam!

[@silverraxtus9622]

I remember once when I was playing DND. We had to go down into a canyon. I had made myself a homebrew weapon called a Vorpal Scythe, Vorpal gives you a possibility to instantly kill something on a nat 20. Unimportant though. My dumbass decided to jump down into the canyon, about 60-70 feet down, and stop myself at the bottom by stabbing my scythe into the wall, pulling my arm out of it's socket. Only to actually look and see a staircase about a mile away... Quite hilarious.

[@ethanemerson4862]

(2:03) where did the psyduck go?

[@shadowking9549]

6:48 - 7:14 For those who don't get sarcasm, obviously, he is joking. Though if he wanted to, he could definitely do it. 9:47 - 10:04 Same thing, but he wishes he'd be next to smug Wendy's lol 😆.

[@RepMetal]

56 seconds is my current PB on Noble's videos.

[@Mr-Green0]

1:32 Karma right there.

[@beerforkalvin6133]

Wendy is sandwiched between Tim and Noble.

[@dynam8196]

When you get "In another world with my smartphone" as your sex life 😂

[@MaggH-Jones]

my "Fluff" life is called: He Tried To Insult her And It Backfired! Fits perfectly

[@zomfragger]

IRS: Mr Nobel we need to have a word with you. You've seem to have forgotten some items on your tax forms.

[@tomiokagiyu4931]

7:31 pocket on the left

[@dustin-sb7lt]

My fluff life is "Half an episode of Jujusu Kaisen"

[@flyingturret208thecannon5]

My group’s campaign is closer to Am I Actually the Strongest or Tsukimichi, because each character independently is horrific to fight, together it just marks the foe for guaranteed death, and there’s always one character who leaves the DM lost as for how to balance the encounter against the one player.

[@Spectacure]

Last thing I watched is “run for money” XD

[@jimmyleeanderson6623]

2:10 in the video My fluff life is now called "Shylilly's way of handle insomnia"

[@deadlydingus1138]

I would come up with a few pokemon related puns myself, but that would require me to Tinkaton.

[@nyperold7530]

I don't watch streaming services (Hulu, Disney+, etc.), so livestream titles, I guess. My love life is titled "plumbers doing things not listed in thier [sic] job description! (Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga pt. 4)"? NO THANK YOU. Yeah, sharks mainly just eat us when they confuse us with stuff they DO eat. That just reminds me of a clip I saw of Noucome, where the protagonist gives his homeroom teacher upsies... kind of against his will?

[@TruB1u3]

Glad I could help bring you back to Monke

[@Cyberdemon11120]

2:10 ... 'Please Don't Toy With Me Miss Nagatoro!' is the current anime I'm watching. The last anime I finished watching is 'Tomo is a Girl!'...

[@Dragorage10111]

2:11 Dead mount death play….. well despite the fact I have yet to do it with someone I’m scared for my future

[@wonni__]

Seeing Lost Pause react to my art/cosplay is wild

[@derekstein6193]

2:16 The Angry Joe Show.

[@ericfoltz1979]

2:43 Me when I'm casually listening to a normie conversation kink shaming

[@mattiusstrutton]

That's a really cool giant jelly donut you have!

[@iangraham5097]

5:25 dammit, Zoro XD

[@husainshakir7706]

2:15 hakyujuu sentai gaoranger

[@Imagineoreo]

2:10 "I parry everything" Well damn now I know why I am a virgin

[@weirdowaterfall4519]

2:10 Waluigi Sings: "Circle of Life"

[@Red_Rebellion]

8:09 im getting a plush soon

[@harmless-kun]

5:45 Aaa shiz.... the artist's past work being referenced...

[@Chili_chil1]

As a DND player, I can confirm that we’re just idiots. My entire team is STILL trying to save me after 4 sessions. And I’m the rogue…

[@johnmartinez-valentin5427]

Happy Easter 🐣

[@Mr-Green0]

8:55 Same, Loid. Like what the hell is Yor talking about?

[@rafaelrivera7594]

2:18 "pokemon black and white adventures in unova and beyond"....i dont know if i should be happy or absolutely horrified

[@vustvaleo8068]

also we are getting a live-action Hollywood Beyblade movie, let's hope they didn't mess it up.

[@T-ZillaSaur]

5:29 🤣

[@HitPointPersonal]

My fluff life is now called "lost pause"