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@theywillkillyou10 ай бұрын
Would you rather have free alcohol for the rest of your life or the ability to park anywhere you wanted?
@rather_be_a_cat10 ай бұрын
Don't drink alcohol cause it makes people stupid and don't drive a car cause it pollutes the air so neither.
@gabbyt9810 ай бұрын
Park anywhere I want
@DaGoonR10 ай бұрын
The parking thing. With Free alcohol the rest of my life wouldn't be very long.
@KarynUens-bz5zp10 ай бұрын
When people with psd goes wrong.
@stacycrawford-kf6ye10 ай бұрын
Parking
@Aprilshower77710 ай бұрын
When BEING AN EYEWITNESS TO A CRIME 🙋🏽♂️ goes wrong!
@seandelap858710 ай бұрын
When being mistaken for someone else goes wrong
@kellyshomemadekitchen10 ай бұрын
Good one!!
@cali.girllivinnnevada810 ай бұрын
When ATTEMPTING TO COMPLETE YOUR “BUCKET LIST” 💀 goes wrong…….
@geraldfriend25610 ай бұрын
Gold
@Aprilshower77710 ай бұрын
When being DESPERATE FOR A BABY 🤱🏽 goes wrong!
@ZenoSsj4Hero10 ай бұрын
Yep……lol
@theUglyGypsy10 ай бұрын
Might as well call it "keeping up with the Kardashians"
@msaintjo10 ай бұрын
When trying to help the sheep 🐑 stuck in the fence goes wrong.
@seandelap858710 ай бұрын
When scientific experiments go wrong
@seandelap858710 ай бұрын
When not paying attention goes wrong
@seandelap858710 ай бұрын
When exercising goes wrong
@seandelap858710 ай бұрын
When home deliveries go wrong
@cali.girllivinnnevada810 ай бұрын
When STEALING EVIDENCE FROM THE EVIDENCE LOCKER👮🏽♀️ goes wrong……
@niki123bxd10 ай бұрын
when judgment goes wrong
@seandelap858710 ай бұрын
When playing a musical instrument goes wrong
@chrisbrown-lx7qz10 ай бұрын
when dialing 911 goes wrong
@kellyshomemadekitchen10 ай бұрын
Good one!!
@tamekadavis664110 ай бұрын
When binge drinking goes wrong.
@ray741910 ай бұрын
Lol, I could make a video of that for when I was younger. 😂
@AnarchySolsticeV210 ай бұрын
When Going to School Goes Wrong
@kellyshomemadekitchen10 ай бұрын
I’d take the free alcohol for life, being I don’t live in a metropolis, parking spaces are always easy to find.
@RiVer-Parish10 ай бұрын
"When baby mamas go Wrong?"
@RedOctagonWC10 ай бұрын
when running a marathon goes wrong
@Alexandria8710 ай бұрын
When rockers go wrong When metal concerts go wrong
@kellyshomemadekitchen10 ай бұрын
When ghost hunting goes wrong
@ZenoSsj4Hero10 ай бұрын
I’d watch that lol
@kimbelsimpson753510 ай бұрын
Free alcohol for the rest of my life because I don't drive.
@davidswan370310 ай бұрын
Digging the Halloween background
@OriginalStrudel10 ай бұрын
When celebrating Halloween goes wrong.
@cali.girllivinnnevada810 ай бұрын
When OUIJA BOARDS 👻 go wrong……
@kellyshomemadekitchen10 ай бұрын
That would be scary interesting to watch! 😱
@geraldfriend25610 ай бұрын
Howdy. An acquaintance was playing with one with friends and a big ole death message warning came thru. She tried to convince her fiancé not to ride off on a motorcycle, he scoffed. And was offed. Unalived, that is. I don’t believe in woo- woo in general. That was some weird dark shtt. Have a good one CG.
@ray741910 ай бұрын
lol, I’ve never heard of them actually going right. They ALWAYS go wrong.
@Zachary3D10 ай бұрын
Ghosts aren't real.
@isaacmettle10 ай бұрын
@@Zachary3Dbelieve what u want 2
@Aprilshower77710 ай бұрын
When POISONING SOMEONE 💉goes wrong!!
@cali.girllivinnnevada810 ай бұрын
Hey girl hey…..I like it 😏
@Aprilshower77710 ай бұрын
@@cali.girllivinnnevada8Good morning 💕 Thank you 😘
@cali.girllivinnnevada810 ай бұрын
@@Aprilshower777good morning gorgeous….. have a wonderful day ❤
@Aprilshower77710 ай бұрын
@@cali.girllivinnnevada8 Thank you beautiful.. You do the same 😊
@timebong836610 ай бұрын
@@Aprilshower777when does that ever go right Einstein?
@daniroseheart62010 ай бұрын
When EXORCISMS go wrong
@kellyshomemadekitchen10 ай бұрын
That would be great for this Halloween, hope they do it!! 😊
@lazyangel8310 ай бұрын
When rehab goes wrong
@johnbockelie389910 ай бұрын
When nights out on the town goes wrong.
@theywillkillyou5 ай бұрын
Coming shortly! 🔥
@tamekadavis664110 ай бұрын
When caroling goes wrong.
@michaelgutierrez372710 ай бұрын
🤣🤣
@gailknight312810 ай бұрын
I live in the UK, and a few years ago went to look at a house hoping to buy it. But inside was trashed, it had been rented out and the kitchen was smashed , the bathroom was the same, tiles smashed off the walls, the bath smashed. Turned out the last occupant had done a moonlight flit, owing loads of rent. And the worst part was, he was a vicar!
@chrisspatz103210 ай бұрын
What's a "Vicar?"
@robertvazquez296410 ай бұрын
@@chrisspatz1032a pope or some kind of clergy
@user-mq7kt2zw8o10 ай бұрын
When exorcism goes wrong
@ZenoSsj4Hero10 ай бұрын
When daylight saving(s) goes wrong 🕰
@kellyshomemadekitchen10 ай бұрын
15:58 I grew up in Chillicothe, Ohio and the poor woman found dead on the chain link fence was just down the street from my parents house. She was trying to escape her abusive boyfriend who killed her and left her hanging on that fence. He somehow got out of it in spite of tons of evidence. Everyone was outraged.
@cindikachnic206810 ай бұрын
The ability to park anywhere I want
@nicolascarpello77358 ай бұрын
The courts have asked me to stop drinking ...so... Guess ill take the parking deal
@Aprilshower77710 ай бұрын
When NOT JUDGING A BOOK BY ITS COVER 📕 goes wrong!
@ZenoSsj4Hero10 ай бұрын
Interesting 😂
@timebong836610 ай бұрын
You took that experimental product without researching it LOL
@ZenoSsj4Hero10 ай бұрын
@@timebong8366 you can go live in the woods with your dog. Perfect of you, but you’re too lazy to 😂
@ultramike9010 ай бұрын
when being a garbage worker goes wrong
@bettinamitchell353510 ай бұрын
11:57 Now here's “When Halloween Goes Wrong”. 🎃 When Christmas Goes Wrong. 🎄🔪 It will be a nightmare before Christmas.
@nerdycatmum10 ай бұрын
I would hardly call any of the women in the first half of the video "badass", seems like they were just breaking the law in various ways.
@gloriawinbush159010 ай бұрын
🌞 Good morning Carl😊. Please, would you consider doing one on when playing innocent does wrong 😬😬😬.
@constipatedinsincity442410 ай бұрын
There's already a Quija Board video from the channels later half of the 1st year
@ZenoSsj4Hero10 ай бұрын
When strict parents go wrong 👨👩👧👦
@charlesgriffiths75010 ай бұрын
If I had free alcohol for life, I probably would park wherever I wanted. 😂 Just sayin'.
@chrisspatz103210 ай бұрын
Always room on the sidewalks!! LMAO😂😂
@beardedvillainfitness10 ай бұрын
When Chihuahuas go wrong
@ViperBiotch5 ай бұрын
11:51: Good for her for I was raised in an abusive crime, drug fueled family full of neglect & trauma & aftr my 2nd kid I put myself thru yrs of tx & therapy & now have 15 yrs off EVERYTHING & thru HARD MUTHAFCKNG WRK I got me a 2020 Challenger who'll be 4 this yr & am damn proud of myself & any & everybody who makes that very hard choice.😊
@FingerBreakerWu10 ай бұрын
I haven’t even started to watch this, but I know over 90% of the women on here will get a slap on the wrist. EDIT: YUP
@Deadboyxxx310 ай бұрын
Don’t get me wrong I love having the 2 in 1 videos, but you should at least keep the topics related to each other
@ZenoSsj4Hero10 ай бұрын
When gamer rage goes wrong 🎮🤬
@phantomfacefinal773510 ай бұрын
I don’t say things for likes. I say things because I have something to say
@jamesfowley411410 ай бұрын
I don't drink, so the parking anywhere would be great sometimes.
@cali.girllivinnnevada810 ай бұрын
When NEGOTIATIONS 🫤 go wrong……
@CandiceVidito10 ай бұрын
When RICH PEOPLE goes wrong
@ZenoSsj4Hero10 ай бұрын
Yes I second this 😂
@kaimerager614610 ай бұрын
When Party Boys Go Wrong
@ZenoSsj4Hero10 ай бұрын
When children’ TV shows/companies go wrong 📺
@cali.girllivinnnevada810 ай бұрын
When SELF-PROCLAIMED BAD GIRLS 😈 go wrong…….
@timebong836610 ай бұрын
Y'all remind me of insane folks, I mean requesting the same crap over and over again expecting a different result that's the definition of insanity.
@ZenoSsj4Hero10 ай бұрын
@@timebong8366 says the guy commenting the same stuff expecting different responses 😂
@johnclinete619310 ай бұрын
When crapping your pants goes wrong! I saw something about athletes and marathon runners shit themselves when overexerting themselves during compatition!
@gordonaliasme110410 ай бұрын
When did crapping your pants go right? 😅
@Rcaneneophyte890610 ай бұрын
@@gordonaliasme1104 🤣
@kellyshomemadekitchen10 ай бұрын
When morticians go wrong
@aretnap365310 ай бұрын
That Final "Alcohol or Parking" Question... It Depends. Am I Allowed to Sell That Alcohol? (Cause in My Youth, I Could Score a Case of Beer & 2 Packs of "Reds" for $5... I'd Keep One Pack of Smokes, Then "Re-Vendor" TheBeer & Smokes for $20...Then Do It All Over Again.) Until TheBeerDeliveryGuy told TheBusinessOwner How TheBeer Inventory Was "Compromised".😜
@ZenoSsj4Hero10 ай бұрын
When scams/MLM schemes go wrong 📧
@ZenoSsj4Hero10 ай бұрын
When being in debt goes wrong pt 2 💸
@cali.girllivinnnevada810 ай бұрын
When FAILING TO or FALSELY REPORTING A CRIME 📞🤥 goes wrong……
@Hellfurian197210 ай бұрын
If everyone stopped drinking and used marijuana instead, we wouldn't have to watch such videos.
@coffeepeachesplans10 ай бұрын
Is that what military says
@kahnekenhawigarrow482810 ай бұрын
THEY SHOULD MAKE ALCOHAL ILLEGAL
@bubblez.199410 ай бұрын
When Canadians go wrong
@CandiceVidito10 ай бұрын
When CHILDBIRTH goes wrong
@kellyshomemadekitchen10 ай бұрын
Top of the morning to my good peeps. Hope everyone has an amazing day 😊
@cali.girllivinnnevada810 ай бұрын
Top of the morning to you Kelly! 💐
@ZenoSsj4Hero10 ай бұрын
🖐🏼 Top of the morning to ya laddies, lasses, and lassos! Sorry couldn’t resist 😅 It’s technically a combination of two intros from different KZbinrs, if you were wondering 😅
@HimeChan24710 ай бұрын
@@ZenoSsj4Herothat’s exactly who I thought of too 😂
@kaimerager614610 ай бұрын
When Wild Men Go Wrong
@CandiceVidito10 ай бұрын
When MUSIC FESTIVALS goes wrong
@ZenoSsj4Hero10 ай бұрын
That’s interesting lol
@ryanmitchel817110 ай бұрын
Great video! Tough way to find out Bray Wyatt died though
@angelalane130710 ай бұрын
I'd take parking anywhere I wanted...😊
@Realwaltersobchak10 ай бұрын
19:01 thats why you get a permit and carry a gun and not allow your government to take it from you..
@kahnekenhawigarrow482810 ай бұрын
I LIVE ON A NATIVE AMERICAN RESERVATION WHERE EVERY HOUSEHOLD HAS AT LEAST 2 AK'S & WE WILDLY ALL SHOOT THEM OFF ON NEW YEARS EVE FOR THE PAST 50 YEARS
@ZenoSsj4Hero10 ай бұрын
When documentaries go wrong 📼
@ZenoSsj4Hero10 ай бұрын
When voicing your opinion(s) goes wrong 😮
@savanahdpoint669010 ай бұрын
When Neighbors Go wrong....
@rangerjones55319 ай бұрын
When paper cuts kill’! It had to of happened to someone 🎃😁
@Dsdcain10 ай бұрын
Since I'm currently "retired" from drinking I guess I'd have to go with parking anywhere I wanted. Of course I won't park in front of fire hydrants because that's just a total dick move. Also I already have a handicap placard for transporting my elderly mother to various places.
@thedarkplague147510 ай бұрын
And you won’t park in front of a fire hydrant because if there was a fire around where you were parked you wouldn’t want the fire department to bust your car windows so they’ll be able to use the fire hydrant that your car is blocking.
@Dsdcain10 ай бұрын
@@thedarkplague1475 You got that right. Another reason not to. I've laughed at too many of those people on line to let it happen to me.
@TheNicolevertone10 ай бұрын
Free parking. Hands down
@CandiceVidito10 ай бұрын
When FAKING HOMELESSNESS goes wrong
@ZenoSsj4Hero10 ай бұрын
Yes! Still love these lol
@ZenoSsj4Hero10 ай бұрын
When going to the dentist goes wrong pt 3 🦷
@stephenur683310 ай бұрын
Deener!
@coffeepeachesplans10 ай бұрын
When you look like that of course
@azthekid51759 ай бұрын
Are All Jersey Girls Thick ? Diet ladies 😳👍🏽🤣🤣
@candjim10 ай бұрын
When BDSM goes wrong.
@coffeepeachesplans10 ай бұрын
They all just drink
@noragibson529310 ай бұрын
Park anywhere I wanted.
@ZenoSsj4Hero10 ай бұрын
Ability to park wherever I want. I’m still learning how to drive and I don’t plan to drink anytime soon, sooo…. 😅
@multipletanksyndrome10 ай бұрын
FYI, the E at the end of Chillicothe is not silent.
@kellyshomemadekitchen10 ай бұрын
You are right, I grew up there. No one from out of town ever knows how to pronounce it though lol.
@wesmartyn38296 ай бұрын
God bless Rayana
@Realwaltersobchak10 ай бұрын
14:19 great news
@cali.girllivinnnevada810 ай бұрын
When HOMEMADE EXPLOSIVES 🧨 go wrong……
@ZenoSsj4Hero10 ай бұрын
I second this lol I heard I’ll blow your mind 😂 Yeah that wasn’t a bombing joke 😅 Sorry I’ll stop….lol 😂
@SylisDaCheesCakeGoat10 ай бұрын
The girl on the thumbnail looks like Barbie wow !!!
@V.I.C.10 ай бұрын
#4 So wait.. Was she actually a paralegal??? Or was she lying?? I need to know bc i cant believe having a job like that she drove drunk then acted the way she did after being arrested!! There is no way!! Thanks for sharing Carl!! 😊😊
@hemaloid41910 ай бұрын
Why is the thumbnail dena when she got arrested for being drunk on Jersey Shore..lol
@ZenoSsj4Hero10 ай бұрын
When HOAs go wrong 🏘
@sukuyanthefallen641910 ай бұрын
We pronounce the "E" at the end of Chillicothe, so it's actually pronounced chi·luh·kaa·thee...from Ohio sorry I'm not trying to be rude just trying to inform...
@beardedvillainfitness10 ай бұрын
If any of these chicks went missing and they were supposed to use their Instagram photo to try to find them they would never find them because that's not them LOL stop filtering everything
@Kirbys_Playhouse10 ай бұрын
All these women deserve what happened to them
@coffeepeachesplans10 ай бұрын
Everyone says that about all women they need something more original
@AHalevonEric10 ай бұрын
You guys are British. How about when Guy Fawkes goes wrong?
@leonbowen656710 ай бұрын
Alcohol for sure i'd probably save enoug money to buy a house in a year