When Batman met Superman

They kiss after
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[@the_doug_digital]

“Know your fuckin place, Smallville” might be the hardest Batman line we’ve heard from a solidjj video thus far

[@ComposedSage75]

Agreed 😂

[@Weegeecloneguy]

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[@renato20981]

Definitely

[@sandwichfucker9346]

sammich 🥪

[@Weegeecloneguy]

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[@Thomas1238fedor]

Dang, Batman just broke his "no kill" rule with that last line.

[@Roboprogs]

No, Clark, I am not “like” a boss, I am *your* boss, now.

[@jonnythonmccrapballs3112]

@@Roboprogs that made me chuckle, have a like

[@annienthetoon8941]

"it's me lex Luther, I'd like to report a murder"

[@TheImmortalMushroom]

He didn't *coughs kryptonite*

[@heetsees]

Ya except superman flies to the nearest gold and diamond rich asteroid, brings it to earth and buys Earth. Oops. Batman missed again.

[@SpykeMH]

"Number 3" clearly means this was anti-superman contingency number 3. One of the less lethal but still very effective means of getting him under control.

[@ethangonzalez9265]

He never mentions superman. He has several "buy out" plans for different reasons. This is plan 3 which is for putting supes in his place.

[@mauriciocerutti7755]

What do you mean less lethal? That outright destroyed him.

[@AdamasutojrAJR]

@@mauriciocerutti7755 not as bad as what the joker did to him

[@zsmoove3108]

@@AdamasutojrAJR The Batman in that universe is...kind of the worst. And an ass.

[@sebastianchavez1225]

Yoo, chibi Tsubasa pfp, based.

[@plafin]

The fact he wants it on his desk is a power move. He lives in Gotham, however many miles away, so he’s telling *Superman* to deliver that coffee every morning, not just “Morning Commute Clark.”

[@JM-mh1pp]

We are talking about Superman here, while probably kind of irritating it takes him what...1,2 seconds?

[@PraiseCheesus88]

@@JM-mh1pp Superman knows he is physically better beside brains. It's more of a power move that forces Clark to go out of his way.

[@JM-mh1pp]

@@PraiseCheesus88 oooF... just screwing it up as hard as he can

[@lewisirwin5363]

COFFEE TIME

[@charliefarmer4365]

“What took you so long? You’re 0.01 milliseconds late, Boy Scout!”

[@TheManOfManyNames373]

"Know your fucking place, Smallville." How has this line NOT already been made canon?

[@legojay14]

Mostly because Bruce probably hates phrases like "know your place" to my understanding. At least I can't think of him ever saying it. Let alone to Clark who's like his friend usually. Calling him Smallville when their alone together though? That I can see.

[@TheNemesis432]

Because it is? I'm pretty sure Lois have said something along the lines to Clark .

[@acmepontus1698]

I need "Know your fucking place, Smallville." on a shirt

[@imbadatit]

Robin does say stuff like that to superman’s son though

[@heetsees]

Because superman can crash the moon into Earth and batmans batarangs just seem ineffective against the moon. Maybe if he had time to prepare. Right?

[@ggkk8909]

"Yeah. Know your fucking place, Smallville." I think we can all agree that Kryptonite isn't Superman's biggest weakness. It's a pissed off Batman.

[@fadeleaf845]

Batman with prep time always wins

[@jordancambridge4106]

To be fair that is everyone's weakness.

[@Gamer88334]

A pissed off Batman is everyone's weakness. I wouldn't want to fuck with him when he's calm, so I REALLY wouldn't want to piss him off.

[@blackdemonknight]

@@Gamer88334 If anything I would give him a lot of space and just do as he says

[@lolasdm6959]

@YT Suks The original boys with his butler

[@starscream4812]

Everyone talking about how Batman owned Superman in the end but can we talk about how wholesome Batman was with Dick. “Love you too.” Warmed my soul

[@aurangzebbaig4712]

...

[@animusdesynched9530]

…So who’s gonna tell him?

[@pennywisethedancingclownti7905]

I got some bad news for you...

[@starscream4812]

What…what is it?

[@nuxmitikuna7718]

I take it as a loving father

[@TheDudeliestDude]

Solid JJ had the option of making a " i can see Uranus from here" joke with superman but he didn't. He truly understands humor.

[@peterk.2108]

dude I can see Uranus from here xdxdxdxdxd

[@jeremysmith7176]

Considering that Neptune is further than Uranus it means Superman can see past Uranus.

[@jondunmore4268]

Maybe he can only see to Jupiter. Uranus is two more planets away! Over 1,300,000,000 more miles!

[@Spoot401]

He can definitely see through Uranus with that x-ray vision.

[@kaushalsuvarna5156]

Perhaps he can't, because it's a black hole

[@Ghost5O5]

Genuinely, buying someone's company to become their boss is a fuckin power move if I've ever seen one

[@sandwichfucker9346]

sammich 🥪

[@Ghost5O5]

@@sandwichfucker9346 gotta get that extra mayo if you know what I mean 😏

[@JustMarty]

The power move we all wish we could make.

[@JM-mh1pp]

@@JustMarty to be honest I would prefer to be Superman, sure I lost my parents as a kid but it is not like I remember them so Kents are basically my parents. So not even getting into : I can just locate a piece of gold if I ever need money part I have a job that I like a woman I adore parents that cherish me healthy relationship with my co-workers plenty of friends what does batman have? A broken psyche, nightmares after death of his parents and yes ungodly amount of money that he can do nothing with since he is far to busy being batman to enjoy life.

[@smb-c3po]

Disney does it all the time.

[@headhunter1958]

Ah yes, Batman‘s true superpower: Money spilling out of every single one of his orifices

[@riiaok448]

That sounds like a Phub title

[@revolvingworld2676]

For once the dumb bot comments aren't entirely unrelated

[@sandwichfucker9346]

sammich 🥪

[@thunderspark1536]

"What's your superpower again?" "I'm rich."

[@Dwarfurious]

Because Superman couldnt just discover billions in untapped oil or gold mines and sunken treasures in like 10 minutes anytime he wanted :P

[@Idk-sg4hq]

“Money can’t solve all your problems “ Batman: must not have enough money

[@Technoanima]

Straight facts.

[@GreenPixel-Moosie]

Well can money buy you new parents?

[@marley7868]

@@GreenPixel-Moosie it can buy a time machine

[@GreenPixel-Moosie]

@@marley7868 Didn't know physics take bribes

[@marley7868]

@@GreenPixel-Moosie physicists do and scientists work for money

[@imstupid880]

I'm just glad to know that Batman cares so much about Robin in their highly professional, strictly platonic work relationship.

[@wingedbluj1674]

He's basically an adoptive son.

[@SudrianTales]

That doesn't involve him putting Robin in a bird cage in only his underwear for punishment

[@baconhair9683]

@@SudrianTales thats only on the first tuesday of a month

[@Mothbean]

I agree, Tahu Mata from Bionicle

[@shan4680]

Oh, so this was actually set in the Evil Universe then?

[@DavidJamesHenry]

I love the tiny detail where Superman clarifies that he didn't just throw the murderer in prison, he adheres to the structure of the criminal justice system.

[@danlorett2184]

I would give my left nut (the one that hangs down more, thats how serious I am) to know how probable cause and jurisdiction work for superheroes.

[@Lothaii]

supes a socialist in heart, batman on the other hand...

[@theshakespeareandoge2210]

How are these Superman and Batman more accurate than the modern adaptations? HOW?!

[@sean668]

Exactly what Silver Age Supes would have done lol

[@SymmetricalDocking]

@@sean668 Modern era will do it too. They just have all charges dropped by the DA and are back in the streets before he can finish changing back into his Clark Kent disguise.

[@michaeltsang1748]

Bringing us back to the "Clark. I literally own the building you work at." joke.

[@Theycallmetomu]

"You're paying me with my own money" and all that.

[@TriTomMaximum]

We have come full circle

[@artifex2.080]

Isn't that canon in the comics, zi thought the daily planet was owned by wayne enterprises

[@boosterboo6795]

That's what he meant all along. He owns the daily planet.

[@Ilikebats123]

I thought he was talking about the Justice League building but he meant the Daily Planet, what a twist.

[@noelleholiday61]

Number one, I love how Superman knows there's a system about criminal justice but doesn't know that that system requires the evidence that Batman gathers in order for anyone to actually be found guilty, and number two, I love how Batman just says "I love you too" as he hangs up the phone, very cute, and number three, I love how he then immediately just turns to "I own the building where you work. Know your place Smallville"

[@levievil9220]

Ten bucks nightwing told him call him smallville as a joke and he went for it

[@c.m.6487]

The problem with making a realistic skit like this, is that Superman couldn't actually just drop off the criminals at the police station, because they would still require the EVIDENCE that Batman was gathering to even charge them with a crime. Batman wins again!

[@stripedgillette3580]

You're assuming he didn't also gather the evidence at super speed. :V

[@bartudundar3193]

The police could detain the criminal and get on the crime scene to gather evidence. Detaining someone "because superman said so" might seem silly but the guy is basically a god, what is officer jeremy going to say? No?

[@c.m.6487]

@@bartudundar3193 No, but defense attorney John will say, "unconstitutional" and the criminal will walk! 😝

[@bartudundar3193]

@@c.m.6487 Unconstitutional? The police are very much allowed to detain a suspect based on reasonable provable suspicion. Superman saying "he bad" is pretty reasonable given his track record and not only that again constitution doesn't matter much against superman bro. There are quite a few super hero parodies where superheroes are actually dickheads you can see how shit goes in those.

[@yaroslavpanych2067]

The issue is, SM could do anything to criminals in those 2 seconds except "glue" them to place where they are. SM one who can stand consequences of super-speed/-strength, criminal would be torn apart at first attempt

[@dreamwalking]

"... I Love you too." Out of this entire comedy skit, that adorable moment was the best part.

[@dreamwalking]

@@noot4795 Go to hell in a handbasket, robot.

[@RandomNPC001]

That was creepy AF!

[@felipemoreno8813]

@@RandomNPC001 it's his son

[@jadenmurray1325]

@@felipemoreno8813 someone didn't want the reverse universe video.

[@gokusuperultrafanboy3589]

@@felipemoreno8813 it’s dick grayson

[@brll5733]

Can we talk about how all B-man had to say was "number three"? He has a list and buying the Daily Planet was number _three_ . He planned this long before Clark showed up.

[@thebehemoth4951]

I'm curious as to how many number plans he has and as to what they all entail.

[@sjonnieplayfull5859]

@@thebehemoth4951 there is a vid for that: Batman has contingency plans for any of the Avengers going rogue

[@lazylaze8278]

@@sjonnieplayfull5859 THE AVENGERS?

[@bevjoejoe]

@@lazylaze8278 he's really good at his job

[@thebehemoth4951]

@@sjonnieplayfull5859 I've already seen i, I've also watched the animated movie and read the JLA comic (#43 I think).

[@S3metalsymphony]

What I find great about the Solid JJ videos is that, even though comedically exaggerated, the characters still have their original personality traits. Superman comforting Batman by saying that he has a bit of an advantage is how Superman would actually act in a similar situation. He knows he is the most powerful and always tries to not offend the rest of the League.. while Batman, on the other hand, has an inferiority complex when it comes to him and Superman.

[@Jtriggers]

@Viktorian Your both wrong. He’s a furry.

[@S3metalsymphony]

@Viktorian Whatever helps him sleep at night...

[@S3metalsymphony]

@Viktorian If by "mainstream" you mean an adult with a healthy relationship with fiction, without letting it consume most of my free time, then I guess I am.

[@BobNinjaCat]

@@S3metalsymphony Paying attention to characters in a story doesn't require time. It does require an average level of intelligence, though.

[@S3metalsymphony]

@@BobNinjaCat Is that why you can't pay attention to your teacher at school?

[@jaredwalker223]

1:42 woah Bruce, low blow keep Clark's onlyfans out of it.

[@davebtuu9480]

The way Superman just casually gives away where the murder culprit was located immediately after Batman just begun to look for fingerprints was absolutely golden in both voice acting and comedy.

[@Weegeecloneguy]

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[@raviolipatchouli9290]

@Jack Wrath these bots starting to get kinda wack ngl

[@davebtuu9480]

@@raviolipatchouli9290 Big fax man. First they start advertising weird ASMR links and now this? At the point where the bots might spew out links with viruses now.

[@thewhitewolf58]

To be fair 3/4 of supermans weakness is being overly nice. If he had batmans mentality and smarts bruce wayne wouldnt need to be batman.

[@mrl4262]

Where does this link even lead

[@Naurdagnor]

"You're paying me with my own money." Never gets old.

[@janielrin4471]

how does that work here? 🤔

[@Naurdagnor]

@@janielrin4471 Bruce paid for the building, which probably costed him millions, especially if we are talking about the technology included within it. The amount each person (maybe) pays to use it is very likely barely a fraction of that cost, so he's being paid back for it's construction by the other members of the league at a deficit, especially with it's upkeep (electric, gas, maintenance, etc). Also, if Batman is paying for the league's expenses (food, water, and the like) then they are paying him back literally with his own money he's spending on them.

[@janielrin4471]

@@Naurdagnor yea but how does the quote "you're paying me with my own money" work in this context?

[@Naurdagnor]

@@janielrin4471 Oh, you mean in this video. Well, if you look at the other videos made, the quote I made is from this guy's same work, which could apply here when it comes to how Batman could have further made Superman look smaller by Batman's inferiority complex shown here now that he owns "The Daily Planet". Anything Superman spends on company time and card would be giving back to Batman his own money he spent buying the company. Do you need further explanation?

[@janielrin4471]

@@Naurdagnor nah, thanks 🙃👍

[@JuiKuen]

"I can see Jupiter from here" 🤣 "I love you too" 😂 Such throw in lines really make these videos and that ending was brilliant 👏🏻

[@tomorrow4eva]

I loved the “I love you too” throw away line. Great contrast to the rest of his lines and his build up to “winning”.

[@vadersouls2604]

What did he mean by I love you too as he adopted grayson

[@capybaraandwatermelonenjoy8208]

@@vadersouls2604 in one of solidjj’s other videos batman is accidentally revealed to be in a romantic relationship with robin 💀

[@lakrumallawa6454]

[ 02:22 ] My 'Mworp' button.

[@HeyItsOwen308]

2:23

[@DAMMITKAKAROT]

you mean *boo-womp*

[@TheSleepingSeer]

Superman has many powers, but none of them are so mighty as being rich.

[@shytendeakatamanoir9740]

That's the whole point of Lex Luthor being his arch nemesis, right?

[@lnsflare1]

Being rich and not doing anything with it that would justify punching him in the face, which is where Lex falters.

[@ZigealFaust]

I mean, the two people that fuck him up the most are Lex and Bruce. BECAUSE MONEY.

[@kylekalmbach]

Well I mean he could be rich if he wanted to. He'd just have to use his x ray vision and strength to mine giant gems. Fuck he could Lazer a hole to them. He wouldn't get dirty because of his force field. Thing that makes him bullet proof.

[@relo999]

@@shytendeakatamanoir9740 Not really, there are loads of versions of him where he isn't rich. And his first introduction was basically "evil scientist". The whole point of Lex Luther is as a foil to Superman, a man untouchable both due to his wit and public image one that wants the same as Superman but views Superman as the biggest threat to humanity. A man that has no issue with going as low as possible to get what he wants. Superman shines brightest when he can't just punch his way to victory, and Lex Luther provides that contrast. Granted like superman himself, Lex is often poorly written as basically evil batman without masks and robots instead of martial arts.

[@justinc.5591]

The way Batman and Superman met in the comics is actually pretty funny. Clark and Bruce happened to be on the same cruise ship, and the ship was crowded so they had to share a room. Then some crime happened and they both tried to change in the dark without the other noticing, but the room was illuminated unexpectedly and they caught each other in the act.

[@cfri9332]

Classic. For a romcom...

[@PrincessFelicie]

AND THERE WAS ONLY ONE CABIN

[@AgentofLADON]

Is that the one where Bruce tried to tranq dart Clark to get change and it bounced off him? and they only had to share a room because Lois kicked them both out of the big cabin with the extra beds?

[@raphael2966]

Did they kiss? Mmmmm Superman....you didn't give me enough prep time.

[@youtubestudiosucks978]

Cant superman change at superspeed?

[@KenzenTomi]

The moment when Superman said "It's Smallvillin time" while delivering coffee to Bruce was a highlight.

[@leonrobinson8180]

Lame....

[@pupil3953]

@@leonrobinson8180 The moment when Leon said "It's lamin' time" while laming everywhere was truly a highlight.

[@larrystephenson1997]

@@pupil3953 The moment when Pupil said “It’s meta-humorin’ time” while echoing meta-humor everywhere was truly a highlight.

[@The_Vible]

@@larrystephenson1997 The moment when Larry said "It's echoin' time" while echoing everywhere was one of the of all time.

[@snubkittytaco9056]

@Callahan1998 the moment when Callahan said "it's echoin' time" while echoing everywhere was truly a highlight

[@noahspare3797]

“I love you too” might be the cutest or creepiest line Batman has said in one of these

[@letsget100subswithoutconte4]

Watch the injustice league on this channel

[@nightcrawler5409]

​​@@letsget100subswithoutconte4 O_O I'll willfully ignore that...

[@mqfii8992]

Fun fact: Once the Flash saved everyone from a burning building, put the fire out, demolished it, went to the library to learn everything he could about civil construction, came back and built a whole new building, with better furniture and electrical wiring. All of that during the timeframe it took the firefighters to arrive.

[@andersasblom6452]

I bet he cut corners. There is no way concrete settles within that time.

[@mqfii8992]

@@andersasblom6452 He probably put some Speed Force there to accelerate the process. Or alternatively, used super speed blowing to dry it up lol

[@smb-c3po]

When was that?

[@PushThatMakesYaMove]

Can you imagine the sheer air pressure generated by him running to manage all that? There should be like hundreds of thousands AT LEAST annihilated by just shock wave alone.

[@docrofreborn7497]

@@PushThatMakesYaMove good thing for the speedforce

[@NeatNat]

"superman is just honestly too overpowered, how can anyone relate to him" - bruce wayne

[@alexthemexican4118]

@@noot4795 bro...

[@Weegeecloneguy]

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[@crunchylettuce5446]

Well tbf Superman is entirely stupid as a concept just for the sheer power he wield but I do imagine Batman being salty about that in a funny way so ya know 👍

[@mb3318]

I'm an immigrant from a ruined country who works a pretty standard job at a tech company owned by an asshole multi-billionaire. Yeah, he's pretty relatable.

[@maximushermanite]

So that’s where that originated from….

[@hidesidehs5271]

- "What's your superpower?" - "I'm rich."

[@MinuteMovies1]

Expectations sublimely subverted

[@aidantheroux9728]

I appreciate that Batman finally found a way to get the upper-hand on Superman that didn’t involve kryptonite

[@Coygon]

What do you mean, finally? This was when they first met!

[@sialraya]

Somehow I am sure the pink kryptonite is gonna be a lot funnier!

[@Cholincy]

@@sialraya we don't talk about the pink one.

[@weegee_darthno4045]

@@Cholincy except we totally do

[@mid-nite_drive-thru]

The REAL killer here is that he already had this option on 'speed dial'. Number 3.

[@kaiserlink7644]

“Know your fucking place smallville” is a pretty raw fucking line.

[@sandwichfucker9346]

sammich 🥪

@@sandwichfucker9346 Bacon and M&Ms on whole wheat, no butter.

[@_scabs6669]

I think Batman telling Robin Love You Too is the most heartwarming and the most right on thing JJ has done yet

[@susiedeltarunedistinguished]

2:06 if I ever become rich I’ll put that on my bucket list

[@CensorThatBleep]

Everyone already knows batman started planning on how to end superman the minute he met him.

[@Weegeecloneguy]

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[@Ohm_Kazhbu]

I get the feeling he started when he learned of his existence. Batman is the kind of guy who could automatically see him as a threat even if he learned of him through news reports

[@jonathancampbell5231]

The fact that he buys the Daily Planet instantly through a code phrase indicates he planned this long ago

[@Bobalini1]

"A professional's got standards."

[@Gamer88334]

@@jonathancampbell5231 I mean, it's Batman. Of course he planned this. He usually does. After gathering all the necessary info he can, that is.

[@dtowns]

I like how Batman told Dick he loved him. Pretty sweet and you don’t see it often in most media, even tho Dick is literally his son.

[@thenamesianna]

I love how Superman is just being nice and supportive,but accidentally ashames Batman.

[@Sephiroth144]

Yeah, he wasn't; you don't say someone's doing a good job, CHAMP, without implying they're the 3rd grader they keep around for photoshoots...

[@kaiserroll5379]

"I own the building you work at, you're paying me with my own money" is a hell of a lot funnier now

[@sandwichfucker9346]

sammich 🥪

[@Raycheetah]

Actually, if I worked for that money, it is no longer yours. =^[.]^=

[@melontusk7358]

This is like the "Batman v. Superman: Dawn of FACTS and Logic", ultimate edition. Truly the epitome of cinema.

[@bichinhoinflavio]

​@@sandwichfucker9346 sandvich

[@norishimogawa6125]

That almost feels planned

[@merrittanimation7721]

Lois Lane: "So Mr. Wayne, what lead you to buy out the Daily Planet?" Bruce Wayne: "I heard you make a mean cup of coffee over here." (They laugh. Clark does not)

[@richyofthevillagers]

This is the best epilogue I think anyone could have made for this.

[@AegisAuras]

2:21 Superman forgot to turn on his BOOWOMP inhibitor.

[@thomasweeden2683]

Imagine if Bruce was wearing a lead-lined mask

[@qcnpdasnice6716]

Superman came in with the classic "no superpowers?" but Batman, being the world's greatest detective, swiftly found the counterplay through the niche "I now own your coverstory" gambit.

[@magnusm4]

Similar to what Kingpin actually did to Spiderman when he got thrown in jail. Kingpin just bought Spiderman's IP cause it wasn't copyright so every time Spiderman do something and becomes more famous, Kingpin legally makes profit out of it. Yeah you can jump and fight and I just literally bought YOU. Know your fucking place pizza boy.

[@maxcohen9639]

@@magnusm4 if an actual super hero comes to exist, I'm doing this.

[@soup7694]

@@maxcohen9639 not if i do it first, lad

[@maxcohen9639]

@@soup7694 your competition is welcomed.

[@naplutin4779]

@@maxcohen9639 they would make u disappear bruh

[@Pixelcraftian]

Superman's Greatest Weakness: Employment

[@sandwichfucker9346]

sammich 🥪

[@abigailn8704]

His greatest foe? Inflation

[@bichinhoinflavio]

​@@sandwichfucker9346 sandvich

[@aaronzaharias9110]

1:11 Somethings off

[@jaydenzhen608]

I love how Batman was chill with Superman at the start and even let Superman to watch him do detective work. And then Superman started showing off to Batman and of how obsolete he is.

[@putalover4519]

I love how Batman already knew everything about Superman and hid it in the beginning. Classic.

[@sandwichfucker9346]

sammich 🥪

[@NetralFN]

@@sandwichfucker9346 "ground me if you want nothing cant unfuck the thanksgiving turkey"

[@cosmosyn2514]

@@sandwichfucker9346, what are you doing with that sandwich…

[@bichinhoinflavio]

​@@sandwichfucker9346 sandvich

[@Sam-ep2yo]

This might be the best Batman scheme I've ever seen. Screw glowy rocks and red lamps, it's time to hit Clark Kent where it _really_ hurts; the paycheck

[@boarpsimson8675]

Clark just has a job to socialise and I guess send money back to his parents, mf doesn't need to eat

[@mpbMKE]

He owns it during the Hush storyline and shows up one day with flowers for Lois. 😂

[@entityv.2830]

One of batman contingency plan 2:00

[@Torideistodie]

I love that batman signed off the phone with "I love you"

[@frozendogfood]

Batman just casually using the superhero equivalent of "it may be your room but it's my fucking house" like an absolute boss

[@MMallon425]

"Well, they're not in prison YET. There's a whole system."

[@aidangordon2713]

"Aaa-HA! But did you send them to-" "A _secure_ prison, Bruce. *Not fucking Arkham Asylum."*

[@FemtoKitten]

"He threw me in jail. He literally threw me right into the yard of the state prison and he shouts up to the warden, 'looks like this one won't be causing any more trouble.' Then he flies off with this gay salute. Apparently he's never heard of due process"

[@ericjohnson6120]

@@FemtoKitten The Mighty Monarch

[@sandwichfucker9346]

sammich 🥪

[@thehermitman822]

@@ericjohnson6120 Dun-na-na dun-na-na-naaaaaaaaaa dun-dun-na-dun-DUN

[@mineshnissanka7139]

Batman's level of pettiness will forever be unrivalled

[@KaylaTheKindOne]

the way Superman goes from chuckling in patronizing amusement to deflating like a balloon kills me. the frowny face sound effect makes it even better

[@Pixis1]

Hysterical! I was cracking up so much at Superman outdoing Batman at every turn that I didn't see that ending coming. I guess I should have, as we all know Bruce's true superpower is that he's rich.

[@wishingwell12345]

And nuts. Rich and nuts.

[@emilmadsen8286]

And from what I have gathered actually pays his workers decent respectable wages.

[@SilenceInd]

@@emilmadsen8286 In the comics canon he's outright just removed criminal goons from their bosses in front of their faces by having a video message play of Bruce Wayne offering them a job with benefits.

[@emilmadsen8286]

@@SilenceInd Damn! That's pretty big brain move as they say.

[@SilenceInd]

@@emilmadsen8286 Bruce in the comics is dedicated to making Gotham better, slowly

[@piegirl8263]

I love how he said "I love you" to Dick Grayson before hanging up they really are father and son edit: Y'all need Jesus

[@KolonelCeanders]

I think it’s a reference to his reverse universe video

[@bestboi7729]

Actually he said “love you too” which I think just makes it even sweeter

[@THESLlCK]

@@KolonelCeanders correct. This stuff flies right over their heads like they're a goddamn airport with layover issues

[@piegirl8263]

@@bestboi7729 oh yeahhh

[@newbix6780]

LMFAOO YEA "FATHER AND SON"

[@mattdunkley130]

I love how this is essentially every first encounter they have

[@hm149]

I've watched this so many times and it never gets old

[@Kobekola]

"I thought we established I could see Jupiter from here, you thought I couldn't see through your party city mask?" I CANT *BREATHE* ☠️☠️

[@SavoryFilth]

The little “I love you too” to Nightwing was so wholesome

[@Nordique777]

Unless if the Evil Dimension Batman is right

[@fluffyninja3467]

@@Nordique777 Oh lord lmao I sure hope not. Ya made me chuckle with that, ahaha.

[@cunnyman]

Either that or it just confirmed they do kinky ghei shit

[@TheMidnightKarneval]

really characterizes Bats as the Adam West version for sure

[@cabg7]

makes me wonder that since superman could hear the guy talking about the crime, he had to have heard the crime happening and just let it slide

[@TravisBroski]

I know the comic panels aren’t in correlation, but I just love how in the middle of their one-on-one conversation Wonder Woman is just frozen in the background and they don’t seem to care or notice.

[@kamilgesikiewicz8223]

That last line should have been included in BvS. Masterpiece.

[@sandwichfucker9346]

sammich 🥪

[@jonathantadlock-stein2023]

I it was, I may have enjoyed the movie

[@TheManOfTomorrow]

@@jonathantadlock-stein2023 you didn't enjoy it earlier because films like that aren't even supposed to make you enjoy themselves. It wasn't your random MCU flick which try to 'entertain' you or give you a 'fun' time throughtout the whole runtime with unnecessary jokes.

[@senormarston]

I can hear Ben Affleck's Batman saying that line, it would fit that sour Batman lol

[@i-am-batman8538]

@@TheManOfTomorrow he probably didn’t enjoy it because it was shit, Luthor was a terrible casting, Doomsday was rushed and then wasted, and the characterisation was extremely… odd

[@CoolLookinPea]

“ so your an invincible being huh? Bet”

[@subwaysandwhichesonly85dollars]

cool lookin pea returns

[@daevld]

😹😹😹

[@sandwichfucker9346]

sammich 🥪

[@thehermitman822]

@@subwaysandwhichesonly85dollars IT'S KRYPTONITE IN DISGUISE. RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[@Leig5H0T]

"Bat"

[@Uncle-Jay]

Solid jj makes an excellent point, Super Man is a super detective. Now I want to see a Superman game thats designed to be like the Arkham series, but during the detective phases, you just use super sight to follow their trail instead of dicking around at crime scenes. Honestly I feel like it would be amazing, especially with his powers and some of his enemies.

[@llSuperSnivyll]

Clark Kent finding the next scoop

[@swistedfilms]

This series is HILARIOUS! Thanks for making them!

[@hioman]

I love the callback to "Clark, I own the building you work at, you're paying me with my own money"

[@bruno13532]

Daaamn. When he said it i was lost thinking batman meant the justices league tower hahaha. It makes so much sense now

[@sandwichfucker9346]

sammich 🥪

[@toe_sucker_4165]

@@sandwichfucker9346 thanks

[@bichinhoinflavio]

​@@sandwichfucker9346 sandvich

[@Ssnake_Eeater]

@@sandwichfucker9346 cimken samech

[@maximushermanite]

Top 3 greatest Batman quotes: 3) I’m rich. 2) I’m Batman. 1) Know your fucking place Smallville.

[@sandwichfucker9346]

sammich 🥪

[@bichinhoinflavio]

​@@sandwichfucker9346 sandvich

[@orctrihar]

"Because I'm BATMAN !"

[@OmegaHeroLegacy]

Next time on Batman... "Aquaman, I just bought the ocean. Jelly-filled from that place on 3rd street please. Every high tide."

[@stinkmeaner3016]

Batman’s *real* superpower is that never ending bank account!!

[@darkpaw1522]

I didn’t expect Batman to win this one. That ending was priceless, literally.

[@polreamonn]

At least the cost of the Daily Planet.

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

​@@polreamonnit was probably Pocket money for Bruce

[@ak47epic94]

@@Marvelfanatic3658 more like some spare change in one of his days-old workpants

[@darrylferguson3622]

I love how Baan buying the Daily Planet is not only a power move because of how rich he is, but it also speaks to how well he understands Clark's personality. Superman's powers basically make exposing his secret identity near useless- but Superman is too good natured to abuse his powers.

[@theylivewesleep.5139]

Superman is a law-abiding citizen, which works well with his power set (despite what edgy goons will say).

[@TheMessiahOfThe99Percent]

Baan

[@dutchdragon2472]

Baan

[@giannis4412]

Baan

[@YourLovelyGuy9442]

Baan

[@epaminon6196]

Money talks, Superman walks.

[@dbzgtvaf]

Been going through hard times. Thank you for supplying this bit of humor. I appreciate your work.

[@heart_life_soul]

What happened Sir?

[@10100viperman]

genuinely audibly laughed at that ending, fantastic video

[@MarkoPiroski]

Yes, me too!

[@sandwichfucker9346]

sammich 🥪

[@AmekiClips]

"Yes, yep. I love you too." That part killed me.

[@metalcory95]

it was honestly the best part.

[@vitza99]

Hilarious and brilliant. Great back and forth banter. Made my day, this.

[@federicomicheletti1635]

Superman was able to see trough batman's mask and recognise the face of a celebrity. Batman had to track superman's identity down to just some random guy and determine where he works.

[@llSuperSnivyll]

That's the one thing that I don't like about most "When Batman and Superman first met" stories. One thing is being a great detective and think "that Clark Kent guy does look a bit like Superman", and another is think that the unassuming reporter and the godlike alien are the one and the same. It's the reason why I like much more how Superman: The Animated Series handled this, with Batman putting a tracker on him which lets him know where Superman lives (and with that he can safely reach the conclusion that he's Clark Kent).

[@mattwo7]

Moral of the story: *_Never_* try to one-up the goddamn Batman. _Especially_ not _repeatedly._

[@dutchdragon2472]

Hehe, "Gotham" Batman

[@andrewzeshypikamander1120]

Do not try to one-up the goddamn mother fucking nanananananaa batman

[@toystolife1678]

2:15 That’s a clever callback to “Batman DESTROYS the Justice League with FACTS and LOGIC”

[@superricky13]

Possibly your funniest yet. I was dying on this one!

[@respha9925]

People forget just how much of a weapon money can be.

[@Tylerispissed]

Every single one of your DC videos is certified gold. Don't ever change.

[@snaketooth0943]

Indeed.

[@BrandonNielsen87]

His Marvel videos are just as hilarious.

[@snaketooth0943]

@@BrandonNielsen87 are you trying to start a Marvel vs. DC fight in the comment section?

[@theylivewesleep.5139]

The previous was a lame rip-off of a robot chicken joke, but other than that, yeah.

[@maskedmc367]

Don't ever change Dustin Henderson

[@Leebondoop]

I love how you deliver Batman's voice at the end "black, 2 sugars." sent shivers down my spine

[@alexslgato1735]

I felt like for a second they were going to Hishe's super cafe or something before it did that amazing flip.

[@mid-nite_drive-thru]

I laughed so hard at this one, I hurt myself. Well done, jj.

[@Pyxis10]

And thats when Supermen made Batman Superdead. Never find his body in the sun.

[@JosilyneTwigg]

Still asking for a "Pink Kryptonite" skit because that'd be funny AF

[@okiedokie144]

We don't talk about the pink one

[@JosilyneTwigg]

@@okiedokie144 but In this channel We talk about everything

[@langbo9999]

💗 pink heart kryptonite

[@noshutup6617]

Yea we do

[@rodrigofigueiredo8597]

The joke being is that Superman is basically the same and he gets upsets when someone brings it up

[@mageofmoltor]

The rogue: "Ooo! I finally get to use my magnifying glass and all my Investigation skill!" The cleric: "I cast True Seeing, then Scrying, then Locate Creature. We can use Wind Walk to fly straight there if you guys want!"

[@johnlucas2838]

Oof.

[@sandwichfucker9346]

sammich 🥪

[@Nat-ri3ip]

True seeing would not reveal anything there and you really don't want to wind walk directly into combat.

[@theuncalledfor]

@@Nat-ri3ip And how would Scrying help when you know neither who the target is, nor where they are? Same for Locate Creature. OP really didn't think this through. Every step of the way is wrong. (These spells are very powerful and helpful in many situations, but the one he's describing is specifically the situation in which they're worthless.)

[@mageofmoltor]

@@theuncalledfor A: I was moreso mimicking the abilities and order of operation mentioned in the video than an in-game D&D crime scene, B: it's an imaginary elf game, there are plenty of fantastical situations a DM can make where these spells would and wouldn't be useful, and C: to keep it concise, I decided to just list three easy-to-recognize spells rather than every single potentially useful one. I personally don't think my comment is worth overanalyzing, so I don't know why I wrote this reply.

[@estheticterrestrial]

2:24 Batman just proved he doesn't need kryptonite to literally end this man's whole career.

[@BIastProcX]

Superman is like the more successful friend that supports you no matter what

[@sandwichfucker9346]

sammich 🥪

[@JustMarty]

Not really, more like the trust fund kid who acts as though they accomplished something beyond being born into privilege.

[@JM-mh1pp]

@@JustMarty Do you know what is fun about Superman? He does everything out of kidness of his heart. Batman does what he does because he is traumatised after the death of his parents, it just mentally broke him. Superman had healthy childhood, he noticed that...he is not exactly like other humans and what is he doing with that? Helping people, because it is the right thing to do.

[@l0singzanity1]

@@JustMarty As a batman fan, I'm with @JM 1 here cause yes, he did accomplish amazing, actually be a good human being despite all them powers. Plus idk what your talking about privilege, his life had humble beginnings compare to batman. The only reason why we don't call Batman privilege though its cause his an orphan with dead parents.

[@ChadBenjamin]

@@JustMarty That's an insane misunderstanding of the character lmao seriously how did you come up with that?

[@ptmngelale]

2:06 Bruce telling Dick “I love you too” has to be the most wholesome thing you’ll see today

[@hayothegunosaurus]

except in this channel's cannon they are romantically involved

[@supersillysammy272]

@@hayothegunosaurus isn't Batman and Robin also in a romantic relationship?

[@yo-nyxie883]

​@@supersillysammy272No? In the comics he always views the Robins, especially Dick, as his sons

[@supersillysammy272]

@@yo-nyxie883 I meant this channel's canon, I know they aren't romantically involved in the actual canon

[@AngelArcher17]

⁠@@supersillysammy272which video? I think I missed that piece of channel lore

[@davidward5968]

Best one yet, and it had a lot of good ones to beat.

[@corradoguglielmo1386]

Great work as usual

[@crossbones116]

You know this video does a great job of encapsulating why Lex Luthor hates Superman: All the money and expertise in the world is meaningless against someone who is inherently better just by existing.

[@PosisDas]

I don't know... B-Man just owned Superman by being rich 😂

[@garuelx8627]

All it would take is Superman going Homelander, then B-man's special ability just becomes poor quality toilet paper...

[@victorkaranja1420]

Yet batman just proved him wrong

[@Unknown-hb3id]

Except this video specifically displays Superman getting owned by Batman's f-u money...

[@tritondemius3723]

@@Unknown-hb3id true, but lex luthor is arrogant, so he doesn't think someone as godly as Superman would even consider living a normal life with a paycheck

[@I.AmTheOneWhoKnocks]

"Know your fucking place, Smallville" Gotta be one of the best lines from solidjj.

[@BobNinjaCat]

That ending personifies Batman as a character perfectly. He doesn't need to punch you to break you. Just knowing how to ruin your life, take everything you own, and make you unable to prevent it, that's real power and he knows it.

[@TrueUnderDawgGaming]

Batman proving he doesn't fight to stop crime. He fights crime because it's fun for him.

[@wgs5643]

“If someone bullies you buy everything they own” -some success with a black card

[@wafflefalafel9442]

This 2 minute video sums up the Batman-Robin and Batman-Superman relationship better than 100% of the movies and 50% of the comics.

[@johnneygold4088]

Idk. I feel like Son of Batman did a pretty good job w the robin relationships. Edit: grammar