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@theywillkillyou11 ай бұрын
Would you rather marry someone without knowing what they look like or have your parents choose your spouse?
@marissathebooknerd11 ай бұрын
I actually married someone without dating for some time first...🤔 yeah no, after the divorce 2 months later because he cheated I decided to put on mom/dad goggles😂
@tyrone154411 ай бұрын
@@681m4myou think anyone cares about you bs life?
@lisadooley387211 ай бұрын
My parents could choose for me because my dad is an excellent judge of character and he would never allow anyone to hurt me
@theoriginalkyttyn772411 ай бұрын
I'd rather be single for the duration of my life than ever being married to anyone ever again.
@LiveFreeOrDie2A11 ай бұрын
Definitely have parents choose spouse! They wouldn’t pick someone unattractive or who they know has an incompatible personality.
@philthytanks495211 ай бұрын
I don’t think I’ve ever heard a voice actor clearly enjoy their job as much as you do 😂
@leefreeman-roach352611 ай бұрын
He has the perfect voice for these videos though 😂
@spencerkleiman503510 ай бұрын
Imagine if you were working drive thru and he comes and orders all serious in this voice
@millenials_best7 ай бұрын
No kidding lmao
@missnataliedavis5 ай бұрын
He's not a voice actor. He's just a narrator. What the hell are you even talking about? That's a dick thing to say.
@videohut444511 ай бұрын
I tell u something. Being single is not so bad after watching videos like this.
@jagenau633411 ай бұрын
I agree. Whenever I feel lonely, I was these videos and thank God I am single.
@pierremckinney12211 ай бұрын
Prostitutes doesn't sound like such a bad idea 😂😂😂. After watching this 😂😂😂
@theoriginalkyttyn772411 ай бұрын
Still single after many years, plan to stay that way.
@Aprilshower77711 ай бұрын
When JOYRIDING 🚗 goes wrong!
@shamikeatley476011 ай бұрын
~u evr see tht one where the girls were partying & the chick on the passenger side stuck her head out the window...& smacked into a sign...!?~killed her...😮
@Aprilshower77711 ай бұрын
@@shamikeatley4760 OH MY! I haven’t heard that one. I saw one similar where a guy had stuck his head out of the top of a party bus and his head struck a overpass and he passed away.
@JacobBitner11 ай бұрын
Kia boyz
@joedudehasheme123211 ай бұрын
Trust me i been joyride that gone Wrong not in the United States in The Islamic republic of Iran i trusted people and horrific things happened thank God I didn't get killed by the Pieces of garbage just disgusting thing I don't want to say people of The United States maybe read this and laugh and call me Bully names like Sissy boy
@jamjardj197411 ай бұрын
When does it ever go right?😂
@Aprilshower77711 ай бұрын
When POLICE INFORMANTS go wrong part 2!
@CandiceVidito11 ай бұрын
When FAKE ID'S goes wrong
@tombillard526411 ай бұрын
one girl succeeds in killing a guy and gets 7 yrs the other fails and gets 19 wow what a joke
@cali.girllivinnnevada811 ай бұрын
That’s the US Justice system for you…. It’s a 🎪
@tinawindham695811 ай бұрын
I thought it was harsh bc he lived…
@ZenoSsj4Hero11 ай бұрын
@@cali.girllivinnnevada8 as an American, I can attest to this….
@flipnap211211 ай бұрын
9:13 Im using this soundbite as my new answering machine message.. "Dont slap somebody.. even if their cheating on you!" ha ha.. when I heard that inflection I fell out of my chair. your timing is impeccable.
@azuth1111 ай бұрын
My favorite "When cheating goes wrong" is the case of Staff Sgt. Scott Ansman of the National Guard. He was a 34-year-old guard for an Armory in California. This Armory had a policy where it doubled as a homeless shelter in the winter. Ansman, who is married, began having an affair with a 29-year-old homeless woman named JoAnn Crystal Harris. Eventually, Harris tells Ansman that she is pregnant. Ansman is panicking that this will get him in trouble both with his wife and his higher-ups. Ansman's Plan A is to convince Harris to have an abortion, but that fails. Ansman's Plan B is to get Harris to drink some concoction meant to cause a miscarriage, but that fails too. Ansman's Plan C is then to club Harris to death, which he does. Ansman is charged with first-degree murder. During trial, the autopsy report reveals that Ansman was not the father of Harris's child.
@kai-lanisims427311 ай бұрын
???
@CookiePieMonster11 ай бұрын
Forgot to mention he was National Guard. As an Army vet I personally prefer that to be differentiated.
@azuth1111 ай бұрын
@@CookiePieMonster You make a fair point and a reasonable request. I have edited the end of the first sentence of my comment.
@gordonaliasme110411 ай бұрын
So he ended her life and ruined his own for nothing...what a chump. 😅
@CookiePieMonster11 ай бұрын
@@azuth11 I appreciate it. I just read the court docs and boy, this man is a piece of work.
@jagenau633411 ай бұрын
I'm happy to live monk mode these days. Free of drama and chaos.
@Filthy_Larry11 ай бұрын
Been a monk for 42 years. Never had a girlfriend or got laid and I’m straight as fk but real life ain’t like the comic books. It’s ugly and disgusting 😂😂😂😂 people make fun of me sometimes but I don’t want drama
@annastark378611 ай бұрын
No loss. Don't cheat- don't suffer the effect of people's broken hearts.
@troymccowan636711 ай бұрын
🙏🏽
@billbillson312911 ай бұрын
such short sentences for murder is unconscionable
@malayshamorgan391811 ай бұрын
#12 I will never understand why they blame the other woman/man for the cheating, SHE DIDNT EVEN KNOW HE WAS MARRIED
@Smough64211 ай бұрын
I come back again and again for the excellent narrative. Top notch!
@Fluffy-Fluffy11 ай бұрын
when nuns go wrong when pastors and priests go wrong
@sylverrye214411 ай бұрын
11:43 and 12:10 had me in tears. I know this is a serious video but your tone was my thoughts, because why did they get that type of lenient treatment after almost killing a man lol.
@Fluffy-Fluffy11 ай бұрын
funny how people like these types of comments from Carl. I personally find it very annoying.
@sylverrye214411 ай бұрын
@@Fluffy-Fluffy really? How come?
@L0LLLLL0L11 ай бұрын
@@Fluffy-Fluffyno one cares
@banditligroin11 ай бұрын
I would be shocked too
@emilioramirez-guanche259511 ай бұрын
When trying to meet childeren goes wrong
@bloodycheetah359611 ай бұрын
I don’t understand why people dont just leave before cheating. Like low ley you deserve whats coming to you when you choose to cheat and ruin someones life. Just leave the person and move on
@tinawindham695811 ай бұрын
Absolutely, they aren’t worth going to prison .
@mvb8811 ай бұрын
They want both people. I don't agree with cheating but they normally want their cake ant eat it too.
@princessbee707211 ай бұрын
When Valentine’s Day goes wrong
@seandelap858711 ай бұрын
When taking something without asking goes wrong
@ZenoSsj4Hero11 ай бұрын
Cause asking first isn’t a thing nowadays. It’s dumb
@princetrashy894911 ай бұрын
When CONCERTS go wrong
@pricec988011 ай бұрын
I have never understood why people cheat, just break up with them is logical but never the way people do things. Never give them another chance to do it again either
@mimi2the411 ай бұрын
DUDE! I fucking LOVE your over the top narrating! You make all of this shit funny AF
@ladyjones73457 ай бұрын
He’s cracking me up 😀😀. Love it
@cali.girllivinnnevada811 ай бұрын
When FAKING YOUR OWN DEATH 🪦 goes wrong…….
@multipletanksyndrome11 ай бұрын
When getting ditched by your friends goes wrong.
@Killercutsvideo11 ай бұрын
"Hit her for me!" 😂
@Coroplocs-Chameleon11 ай бұрын
When 😮 MISREMEMBERING STUFF 😮 goes wrong!!!
@bettinamitchell353511 ай бұрын
22:51 Now here's “When Girlfriends Go Wrong”. When Boyfriends Goes Wrong.
@Corpsman0111 ай бұрын
When being retired goes wrong!
@ZenoSsj4Hero11 ай бұрын
When daylight saving(s) goes wrong 🕰
@phillydterminaldisease657811 ай бұрын
17:05 I LOVE THIS ONE 😂 COPS *LOVE IT* when you say you’re kidnapped and you’re not 🫡🫡🤷♀️ one of the few times I can proudly say god bless our boys and girls in blue 😂😂
@ItsYvnglex11 ай бұрын
When looking innocent goes wrong
@Aprilshower77711 ай бұрын
When LAW ABIDING CITIZENS 😇 go wrong!
@kellyshomemadekitchen11 ай бұрын
Good one!
@Aprilshower77711 ай бұрын
@@kellyshomemadekitchenThank you 😊
@M.O.B19011 ай бұрын
🔥🔥🔥
@Aprilshower77711 ай бұрын
@@M.O.B190 Thank you 😊
@RiVer-Parish11 ай бұрын
"When celebrities secrets go Wrong?"
@shalexiadavis137811 ай бұрын
When paternity/DNA tests go wrong.
@ChristyCarrillo-cj7xd11 ай бұрын
Lol
@dougeaves86076 ай бұрын
I would love to see that
@cali.girllivinnnevada811 ай бұрын
When JAIL BREAKS or PRISON ESCAPES 🏃🏽🚓 go wrong…….
@Aprilshower77711 ай бұрын
Ooooooo… That’s going to be goooood!!
@cali.girllivinnnevada811 ай бұрын
@@Aprilshower777thanks luv!! ❤
@shamikeatley476011 ай бұрын
~u come up w some gd ones..!
@kellyshomemadekitchen11 ай бұрын
@@shamikeatley4760yes she does! 😊
@Fluffy-Fluffy11 ай бұрын
we actually seemed to have a threatening one over here. A police heli was circling the prison, so they either suspected something or something had happened, but then I would think they would stop the circling and search further away. But maybe the person hid or something else. I want to see if I can find something online as you bet I am curious!
@cali.girllivinnnevada811 ай бұрын
When ENTERING AT YOUR OWN RISK ⚠️ goes wrong…….
@ZenoSsj4Hero11 ай бұрын
Yes lol
@cadillacdeville582811 ай бұрын
When YOLO goes wrong or " When doing the MOST".
@ZenoSsj4Hero11 ай бұрын
I’d watch that 😂
@cali.girllivinnnevada811 ай бұрын
When SLEEP PARALYSIS 😑💤 goes wrong…….
@Omar_Obi11 ай бұрын
Second degree murder is why people do their own justice
@gelenamccain184811 ай бұрын
You can always just leave and not go to jail for life 🤷🏼♀️ When doing dumb sh:t goes wrong twky
@seandelap858711 ай бұрын
When not listening to your gut instinct goes wrong
@Aprilshower77711 ай бұрын
This right here ☝️☝️!!!!
@cali.girllivinnnevada811 ай бұрын
Heck yes 🙌🏼
@ZenoSsj4Hero11 ай бұрын
I second this lol
@mrscooper100011 ай бұрын
When funerals, gambling, video gaming, or weddings go wrong.
@kathyrochester27911 ай бұрын
Yuksuk's wife should be charged too..
@gingers845711 ай бұрын
Carl, you're hype today, love it 💜
@Fluffy-Fluffy11 ай бұрын
lol, I hate it 🤣
@gingers845711 ай бұрын
@@Fluffy-Fluffy you're outnumbered! 😅
@jeremywilliams514111 ай бұрын
I know it's well-known but you can't talk about cheating going wrong without talking about Amy Fisher and Joey Buttafuoco.
@always.entertaining.people139611 ай бұрын
Joey Buttafucko?
@wutang579511 ай бұрын
Hahaha! Not enough people will understand this comment. 😅
@Virgovenom9 ай бұрын
For real for real 😂😂I was living in New York then mannnn that was some crazy stuff 🤦🏿 Amy who?🔫😂
@alastor809111 ай бұрын
Cheaters deserve whatever they get, to include getting bumped off. Same for people who knowingly get in a relationship with a cheater. There's no excuse for such betrayal.
@tinawindham695811 ай бұрын
Walk away….
@alastor809111 ай бұрын
@@tinawindham6958 yes, people who are done with a relationship should just walk away, but they want to play people. Can't get mad when you get fucked up. Shoulda used your head, not whats between your legs, man or woman.
@budwhite959111 ай бұрын
5:21. I love that Australian justice. Run over your spouse and it’s only 14. And you get called a victim by the judge😂.
@mvb8811 ай бұрын
As a new Zealander. It made me feel good that Australians keep providing our point haha
@omadjourney11 ай бұрын
@mvb88 what's your point?
@ZenoSsj4Hero11 ай бұрын
When scams/MLM schemes go wrong 📧
@CandiceVidito11 ай бұрын
When NOSEY NEIGHBORS goes wrong
@OGDrGreenLungZ11 ай бұрын
When lifesavers 👨🏿⚕️👩🏿⚕️🧑🏾⚕️🧑🏼⚕️👩🏿🚒🚒👮🏿♀️🚑live go wrong
@gamingdrag0n42611 ай бұрын
When train surfing goes wrong
@alphaalien398611 ай бұрын
This why you don't cheat you don't know what damage you may do to someone if you unhappy then leave
@smoqueed4410 ай бұрын
That's no fun.
@niki123bxd11 ай бұрын
when a fight goes wrong
@shadowsofdissonance480511 ай бұрын
SOMEBODY CALL 9-1! WE NEED A WATER TRUCK! 🤣🤣🤣
@julielucas445811 ай бұрын
Cheaters are horrendous, but it is not a death sentence
@factorofmayhem11 ай бұрын
When hoarding goes wrong.
@CatLady-be9tn11 ай бұрын
Damn . When you murder someone you should never be released. Suck that some of these monsters only got a few years . Ugh.
@KabukeeJo11 ай бұрын
When immigration goes wrong. (*cough* France! *cough*)
@marekkozina769311 ай бұрын
Can't say "brutal," "rape," or "sexual assault" but detailing murder, gore and showing a 3d graphic of a shlong is just fine. WTF KZbin.
@tamekadavis664111 ай бұрын
When binge drinking goes wrong.
@Aprilshower77711 ай бұрын
This is a good one!
@cali.girllivinnnevada811 ай бұрын
Oh yea! 👌🏼
@tamekadavis664111 ай бұрын
Yess I've said it before on here.
@alastor809111 ай бұрын
When does binge drinking go right?
@flipnap211211 ай бұрын
every other video you can find shows when binge drinking goes wrong.. alcohol is the worse drug we ever discovered. insidious
@cali.girllivinnnevada811 ай бұрын
When NOT SEEING MAJOR RED FLAGS 🚩 goes wrong…….
@Enemy_Operator253411 ай бұрын
A better way of phrasing it is WHEN IGNORING MAJOR RED FLAGS goes wrong
@ZenoSsj4Hero11 ай бұрын
Has that ever gone right? 😂
@seandelap858711 ай бұрын
When cheating at sports goes wrong
@ZenoSsj4Hero11 ай бұрын
Oh yes! This needs to be done lol
@stumboguy11 ай бұрын
What I have concluded, after a couple years of these types of videos, is that life has little value, and that murdering someone results in being inconvenienced for a few years.
@tiffanybarbee931611 ай бұрын
I'm loving the narration!! Hilarious 😂
@ryansnustad913311 ай бұрын
I've been booked on a 1.5 million dollar bond for being over the limit in my apartment parking lot. Never did anything wrong. Some assholes get all the luck.
@WarGhoulKharas11 ай бұрын
So they released a drive by shooter and expected her to not attack someone else? Jeezus.
@OriginalStrudel11 ай бұрын
When encountering wild animals goes wrong.
@CandiceVidito11 ай бұрын
When FAKING HOMELESSNESS goes wrong
@ZenoSsj4Hero11 ай бұрын
Love these 😂
@681m4m11 ай бұрын
When faking crime goes wrong
@kellyshomemadekitchen11 ай бұрын
Good morning my TWKY friends ♥️
@tamekadavis664111 ай бұрын
Good morning 😊
@cali.girllivinnnevada811 ай бұрын
Good morning ladies ❤
@tamekadavis664111 ай бұрын
@@cali.girllivinnnevada8good morning 😊
@Aprilshower77711 ай бұрын
Good morning Beautiful😊
@proanimaluver648711 ай бұрын
Good morning!! 😊
@barrybrevik917811 ай бұрын
Wow, another superior vocal performance! Wait . . . this specific performance rises above the sea of great vocal performances on your channel. Therefore, on my personal and admittedly subjective scale-of-performance, I am raising your performance on this video to the lofty level of "Eminently Sublime", and thank you for sharing your unique art form with the public!
@Lisa-en2xt11 ай бұрын
Love the commitment ❤❤❤❤❤
@josephl672711 ай бұрын
When keeping it real goes wrong.
@wutang579511 ай бұрын
Hahaha! I believe Dave Chappelle did a handful of there almost 20 years ago!
@FrustratedIncorporated-qi3id11 ай бұрын
When having animals that can kill goes wrong
@armandovega459711 ай бұрын
When hitchiking goes wrong!
@Kawasaki_King11 ай бұрын
Love the way you tell the stories 😂👍
@ZenoSsj4Hero11 ай бұрын
When documentaries go wrong 📼
@multipletanksyndrome11 ай бұрын
When cutting down a tree goes wrong.
@noneyabiz692811 ай бұрын
The way they charge and choose how Toooo punish the people they have relationships with the kids this is insane!!!!!!!
@RiVer-Parish11 ай бұрын
"When deep sea diving goes Wrong?"
@OOOOOOOOOF11 ай бұрын
when poopin goes wrong
@iMojo81711 ай бұрын
I think I just found the perfect voice to help me sleep...and that's a total compliment!! #Subscribed
@cali.girllivinnnevada811 ай бұрын
When DINE & DASHING 🏃🏻🍽️ goes wrong…….
@kellyshomemadekitchen11 ай бұрын
Good morning bestie ♥️
@cali.girllivinnnevada811 ай бұрын
@@kellyshomemadekitchengood morning sweet lady 🌼 💟
@beezysbeatz492411 ай бұрын
10:45 ...... Always find out who was their former b4 you
@kaimerager614611 ай бұрын
When Getting Banned Goes Wrong
@KDiamond66611 ай бұрын
I would like to see 20 series of this lol I love it!!! ❤
@ItsFreshItsAnne11 ай бұрын
Those poor construction workers!! She's all KINDS of effed up!!
@ZenoSsj4Hero11 ай бұрын
When strict parents go wrong 👨👩👧👦
@Aprilshower77711 ай бұрын
I really do want to see this one! This topic will always take me back to the story of when this teenage girl was killed inside of her home, and during the investigation, the local police realized that the FBI had that family under surveillance due to possible “terrorism,” so when they listened to the tapes to see if they could figure out what happened, they caught her mom and dad on audio taking her life because she was dating after they had forbid her to, but she was in love with a boy outside of her race. I believe the father was sentenced to death and the mother to life in prison.
@ZenoSsj4Hero11 ай бұрын
@@Aprilshower777 same lol. Wow I don’t think I’ve heard about that. I think I heard about something similar but it was worse. Basically the brother’s younger sister was treated so horribly by the parents and grandmother than she eventually killed herself and her existence was completely ignored by the whole family except the brother. He eventually got revenge on the grandmother by staging a robbery after choking her to death then left his parents alive to suffer evermore. I don’t remember if they did die of old age or something but they never found out what the brother did while mourning the death of the grandmother while still ignoring the young sister’s death.
@phillydterminaldisease657811 ай бұрын
29:39 OH HELL NO HE MADE HER SMOKE SHERM!!! FREE MY GIRL SHE AINT DO NUTHIN 😂😂😂 weed and embalming fluid is called pcp for those not hip to the lingo 😂😂😂that shit that made day day go into Debo’s chicken coop
@skullbatt11 ай бұрын
When jealous siblings go wrong
@kellyshomemadekitchen11 ай бұрын
Good one
@ZenoSsj4Hero11 ай бұрын
I feel like almost every family has a jealous sibling 😅
@ZenoSsj4Hero11 ай бұрын
When gamer rage goes wrong 🎮🤬
@millenials_best7 ай бұрын
Can you please narrate my life. Listen, I need this. The world needs this! ❤😂🎉
@CandiceVidito11 ай бұрын
When FAKING A ILLNESS goes wrong
@kellyshomemadekitchen11 ай бұрын
Good one!
@ZenoSsj4Hero11 ай бұрын
I agree lol
@Renemor11 ай бұрын
Now it's summer, so why not do a 'When boat trips go wrong' ⛵
@Filthy_Larry11 ай бұрын
We got till September 22. Be patient.
@freddyfritz334410 ай бұрын
To me this is exactly why marriage is not a contract it’s more than that 😢
@quinnsilence11 ай бұрын
I did some time in the service and was issued that same knife on my first deployment. That blade is sping activated. I'm also from California (no longer live there), and I know that knife is illegal in that state.
@Fuck_Snowflakes11 ай бұрын
When Keeping it real goes wrong!!!
@wutang579511 ай бұрын
Ok Dave Chappelle
@Fuck_Snowflakes11 ай бұрын
@@wutang5795 plenty of people have done stupid shit trying to keep it real