When Entitled Thieves Realize They’ve Been Caught

Today we will be taking a look at the biggest compilation of dumb people you will ever see!
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[@tammylaronde8593]

“I can’t be under arrest right now. I have kids at home.” Don’t do anything that will place you into that situation, then. Think of your children first.

[@RealmsOfThePossible]

Using her kids as an excuse to commit crime, wonderful mother.

[@pottymouthedplanter]

EXACTLY. Like wtf

[@susanmartin3762]

If they have kids they should be home taking care of them and not stealing! No sympathy from me. I was young once. I broke a law or two. I've been handcuffed and I went to jail and you know what? I survived! None of these cops are saying anything like what we are saying to that screaming PLEEEEEEEZE woman with kids and a pacemaker!

[@leroyking477]

Kids have a better chance in foster care

[@kea5763]

​@leroyking477 cite? No all of them, unfortunately

[@truthhurts3524]

I’ll never understand crying for your mom/dad while getting arrested, especially when you’re middle aged.

[@Monificent]

Because their parents enabled their terrible behaviors

[@poatalplace2285]

1st lady, middle ages body but 10 years old maturity. Also, sick & tired of BLM thinking they can do whatever they want to do beyond law. Thinking other social group owe them so much for their situations.

[@annpachini2155]

Yeah can’t you just see them coming to save her using their walkers. 😂😂😂

[@truthhurts3524]

@@annpachini2155 call my mom…at the nursing home!

[@ChiTownRed]

Middle aged?! She's the crypt keeper!! 💀☠️

[@ZekeRawrX3]

“i aint tryna violate my probation” *shoplifts*

[@patrickbateman312]

Blacks lmao

[@chrispage6006]

@@patrickbateman312the hell

[@daycharlyprincegamer]

😂😂😂😂 very random comment ​@@chrispage6006

[@dekev7503]

@@patrickbateman312yeah like the 1st mother that used her kids as excuse right?

[@patrickbateman312]

@@dekev7503 her behavior is also inexcusable. A white... Well I'd say a certain word but community standards prevent me from replying honestly.

[@canadiancanucklehead8310]

“MY BOOTY HOLE-“ 😂 I’d like to think he legit thought if he told them they were trying to grope him, the cops would let go and just drop all charges.

[@Bronisbetter]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@YvetteFromOuterspace]

Everyone that's stealing, has on name brand clothes, nails, wigs and new cars. Stealing phone cases is NOT a necessity.

[@RoughJustice2k18]

Why would anyone steal phone chargers and cases when they don't actually have a phone? Logic 101 is lacking with some of these thieves.

[@anthonyward5578]

By the 5 min conversation the officer had with him proved he has the brain of a small child

[@valhipkiss4011]

That’s how they get all these nice things , the stuff they steal ,they sell .

[@valhipkiss4011]

The next thief needs to steal himself a new pair of jeans that fit , hid jeans don’t cover his bum .

[@Truecrimeresearcher224]

​@@RoughJustice2k18sometimes it's the thrill sometimes it's to upsell the stuff for money

[@neubussy]

"Please, let me call my mom!" With what, a ouija board?

[@RoughJustice2k18]

Wow harsh. 🙃😁 (could be true in her case)

[@carrielopez1728]

😂😂😂

[@tameerobeson8038]

Ikr😂😂😂

[@StayHungry41]

"HE TRYNA TAKE MY STUFF" - A dude that's mid-arrest....for tryna take stuff.

[@BryonYoungblood]

Self awareness is *NOT* a thing shoplifters and other thieves are good at!

[@johnub4]

I died laughing when he said that.

[@susanmartin3762]

I love the police man who talked to her about stealing instead of looking for a job... I've never heard a police man talk with a suspect like that before. Good job!

[@MrJames-tw3so]

If I got caught stealing Id be yelling "don't call my mom,whatever you do don't call my mom,I'm 35yrs old and she doesn't need to be involved"

[@orangemanbad9989]

“He’s taking my stuff!” as he is busy stealing other people’s stuff 😂

[@blackrose8418]

His stuff probably ain't his anyway

[@Leoprincess3038]

​@@blackrose8418 😂 I was looking like "his lying ahh stole those shoes too"

[@SPARTAN-8-ONE]

Yep. What's mine is mine and what's yours is mine. Scum.

[@flotinaway7]

"Please I can't take it"...great line from the first thief

[@cherylclick1664]

she shouldn't ever be allowed out in public

[@YvetteFromOuterspace]

Calling for your mom and you look 60 years old ..😂😂😂

[@truthteller6161]

60+

[@smcdonald9991]

.. and she's pregnant.

[@kristyjackson3587]

About 72 yrs old 😂

[@arisoo9571]

Those kids call her grandma

[@valhipkiss4011]

lol 😅exactly .

[@clevelandcbi]

*"I have a defibrillator. I cant get tased!!!"* - I think she was going for pacemaker 😂😂😂

[@JetFuelSE]

That's literally what a pacemaker does.

[@richsiwes]

@@JetFuelSEsorry but a defibrillator shocks and a pacemaker doesn’t- but i had to read it twice as well..

[@drpepperlover502]

@@JetFuelSEthey’re not the same.

[@parac0sm0naut26]

That or she's talking about a device that assists her Fib avoidance... as in No-Cap Device. If that's the case, then it's clearly turned off, or never worked.

[@parac0sm0naut26]

​@@JetFuelSE My Pace Maker chops, and dices Tomato, Onion, and Pepper, then blends it all into a tasty authentic Salsa.

[@Uknocmh]

"I'm pregnant" No cops ever: So sorry here's your throne, please forgive us. You're free to go.

[@Here_4_comments]

“I’m pregnant” Yeah we know, every 14 months

[@Jaq-EmoRoux]

I think that's more of them trying to not be tackled 🤷‍♀️ it depends on the person but I can imagine some people just don't want to be tased or whatever

[@Uknocmh]

@@Jaq-EmoRoux It's very simple then. Just comply.

[@Jaq-EmoRoux]

@Uknocmh even when complying, you can be pushed until you loose balance.

[@Destiny-xk6oq]

@@Here_4_comments is that suppose to give them the right to steal ? Some mother to be. IF she’s pregnant.

[@bidennyou1093]

He has an AUDACITY to yell out “Harassment” after he got caught red handed. This is a good example of misusing “Harassment” by usual suspects.

[@A.Girl.Has.No.Name.]

Even more ironic, is him getting mad when the officers took what he said was HIS charger out of his pocket, "man, they taking my stuff"! Like, dude... you were taking WALMART'S stuff!

[@DineroA1]

Then they always say “ i didnt do nuffin” or “ i cant breathe”

[@smcdonald9991]

Give him some credit, he's the only one who didn't claim to be pregnant.

[@A.Girl.Has.No.Name.]

@@smcdonald9991 😂😂😂

[@yusefflowers6260]

​@@DineroA1 While these show equal amounts of races, it's always racist dicks like you letting us know you're a piece of garbage with comments like this. Try and say it in real life coward...

[@emkoa6975]

My man really said "I'm already caught imma finish my drink" 😂😂😂

[@amandablazevic5525]

Dude was bold 😂😂

[@smcdonald9991]

Give him some credit, he's the only one who didn't claim to be pregnant.

[@Penny-ts5ec]

I felt bad for him, a bit.... he was stealing Tylenol, socks, meds

[@christasaurusrex8078]

Legend

[@code33us]

This video is a stark reminder of the consequences that follow entitled behavior. It's commendable how calmly and professionally the officers handled each situation, despite facing resistance and hostility. Their patience and adherence to the law are truly admirable

[@LindseyMeredith]

18:00 you’re telling me this man wore skinny jeans to shove stolen items down his pants and didn’t think anyone would notice? Sir 😂

[@BiglyChungus]

“Im finna go” that voice is haunting

[@daringilmore6470]

These criminals must think they're Jedis!! "Let me go" "I'm not under arrest" "I didn't do anything wrong" "theses aren't the droids you're looking for"......😂🤣

[@blackrose8418]

Perhaps they never deal with the weak minded

[@Leoprincess3038]

"Hes trying to take my stuff!" 😡 imagine that...and he doesn't see the irony either

[@rodneyhoadley3167]

The first one she gave up her freedom for $15. How stupid is that

[@toptiertech7291]

No she gave up her freedom for acting dumb. She would have gotten a citation before she didn’t comply

[@ClickClack_Bam]

​@@toptiertech7291How did you NOT understand that the post you replied to 100% said what you said?

[@toptiertech7291]

@@ClickClack_Bam because it didn’t say what I said 🤣🤣 yes. It was dumb of her to take $15 worth of stuff. But that what she gave up her freedom for. It was everything after that. The OP said that she gave her freedom up FOR $15. Which isn’t true

[@Truecrimeresearcher224]

She didn't give up her freedom for the money she gave up her freedom for being dumb 15.00 at a store in my town is a dropped Case by RDA because he is proven that that store waits 4 months and watches someone leave the store with carts of stuff all the time and they don't stop them for maybe 3 months so anytime that store shows up on his list as a place that this person got arrested for stealing he looks to see if the person was arrested previously for that charge if not he drops it and the store gets mad but there's nothing to do about it because it's the DA's choice

[@chellec7347]

“On my dead dog!” Lmfao that’s the first I’ve ever heard that 😂

[@damndoublehomicide5425]

Righttt oms

[@thomasardizzone531]

He probably was talking ablut his friend

[@ClickClack_Bam]

Why do black people think that saying words to (insert dead person) that you don't even know, means that they're telling the truth to you now vs before they said that? It's childlike thinking.

[@argarman09]

If you don't want to be arrested, then don't go into a store and steal. Pretty simple little equation

[@doordasheater017]

The first women's voice is so annoying and what do you mean "I can't be arrested because I have kids at home??" 🤣🤣 You are the kid.

[@canadiancanucklehead8310]

Didn’t help that during her whining she yelled “please I need my mom!”

[@rubyred6169]

I wonder how old she is, considering she looks at least 50...

[@beerix2134]

Please understand!!!

[@nello1591]

That lady is a fkin goblin

[@RoughJustice2k18]

She should have thought of all that before going to a store and stealing shit.

[@truthhurts3524]

“I..don’t care…about your nails.” 😂😂😂

[@karmaguide5429]

☠️

[@adristein84]

Yeah that lady at Winn Dixie had crazy nails, the most annoying voice and a forehead bigger than Rihanna’s 😂

[@jolandriwilken3553]

Those things are like weapons!

[@rossthef0x]

"I don't want my picture taken" Darling, it's called a mugshot, it's a picture they take of THIEVES!!!

[@MarkoosChimpuclese]

Pregnant shoplifter: Imma be upset if your colleagues take the stuff I worked hard for. WOW..... The level of stupidity is astounding.

[@argarman09]

It's funny. They are all always pregnant when the cops come around, but that doesn't seem to stop them from being violent to cops, stealing, fighting, smoking, drinking etc etc etc. Funny how that works out

[@aliciatheshark651]

Yeah, unbelievably stupid!!! She worked hard AT SHOPLIFTING!!! Can't get much stupider than that!!! How did these ppl graduate from kindergarten???😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Seemsayin]

I know! She thinks her effort awards her. God damn.

[@clevelandcbi]

*My grandma owned a bookstore. Shoplifting was never an issue there.*

[@purfecly_impurfec]

Just the occasional serial book worm. 😊

[@lezbnlvr2051]

I definitely owe the library for all of the books I kept

[@amandageyman8033]

That's because nobody is stealing books

[@Laurasophiesmith]

@@lezbnlvr2051😂😂😂 same

[@stephaniesmith1860]

😂❤🎉

[@clevelandcbi]

Nobody is ever stealing work clothes or books, it seems.

[@superwoman3812]

Or job applications 😒

[@truthhurts3524]

I tried to steal a playboy in 1990 when I was 10, for the articles of course! Chickened out though. 😂

[@fatalplays2247]

@clevelandcbi there was one where a lady becoming a nurse stole clothes for at work but i understand what your saying.

[@theblackmask2424]

Well they may be...but those are one offs....these people are klepto...

[@theblackmask2424]

​@@truthhurts3524an honorable endeavor

[@brianjohnson1143]

That one lady is a living breathing stereotype. Im embarrased and in awe 😂😂

[@bidennyou1093]

“I take it because I needed it”. What a thief mentality he has!!

[@foucault8964]

Kadeem”a wild mood swings and anti social behavior is BAD combo.

[@Stephan-bj3lh]

We have a problem with this type of entitled person that thinks the world owes them something.

[@tiffymcconkey]

Why do they always use "I have kids at home to take care of and I'm pregnant" as a defense? Listen Linda, you are a grown woman, Act like it and stop asking for mommy. Stop acting like a 3 year old!!

[@crazydoglady6216]

Amen 🙏

[@brendapatt7712]

Nails that scream "I don't work for a living.".

[@Amelia41682]

She really thought she could outrun in those flip flops 😂😂😂

[@jacob9538]

"My friend got shot in front of a hotel...I was SA'd by a military officer...I am bleeding from my vagina..." - None of those things mean you can act up and be belligerent in public.

[@finnsterling6514]

Oh yeah? What if they all happen... AT THE SAME TIME???!!! Check and mate.

[@jacob9538]

@@finnsterling6514 Ah so it was a gunshot in the privates. She had a revolver in her vulva.

[@doordasheater017]

How the hell are you going to steal from Target EIGHT TIMES and still come back.

[@sirrogerisme]

😂😂

[@kujo62]

Obviously they're not being prosecuted.

[@doordasheater017]

@@kujo62 Still once or twice is enough by the eight time your asking to get caught

[@kujo62]

@@doordasheater017 stupid is as stupid does 🤷‍♂️

[@gregorykennedyful]

It’s that adrenaline rush that makes them ignore the consequences

[@hicknopunk]

The first lady cried out for her mommy, then said she has kids at home, and she talks like a child. Wow. I thought she was a young looking grandmother at first. At least she said please a lot. 😅

[@argarman09]

Lol she also seems to think the word "understand" means "let me go"

[@margueritetedford-jenkins5506]

Incorrect: don't you really mean, a younger looking grandfather. That jawline says plenty.

[@argarman09]

@@margueritetedford-jenkins5506 🤣🤣you're not wrong

[@YvetteFromOuterspace]

I'm about to subscribe. Very little narration, which I love. Thank You

[@clevelandcbi]

Absolutely agreed. My favorite part.

[@Riftweaver1981]

thats because he doesnt want to spend more money than he has to on the AI thats writing the awful script or the AI thats narrating it

[@greggrace967]

These are some real "I didn't do nothing" characters. They should get a month in county for each time they say it.

[@booneyscb]

Hadeem doesn't understand how pants and belts work. Going to be a tough life.

[@Here_4_comments]

He is so used to special treatment he thinks equal treatment is harassment. And is too dumb to wear a belt properly.

[@Pluto_Is_A_Planet_]

Trying to lecture a cop about supposedly not showing you enough respect during your own arrest after you just took something (multiple somethings, actually) from someone who never even did a thing to you has got to be one of the most blatant examples of both hypocrisy & entitlement I’ve ever seen. This is such a huge problem with so many people & it’s in every demographic, too, so there’s no use in pointing fingers at the person’s race, gender, etc. because these people come from every background & group of people there is. Way too many people *demand* respect without ever actually giving it to anyone else.

[@Clarytee217]

Most of the people getting arrested in these videos: „I didn’t do nothing.“ *dog sitting in a room on fire*

[@Camdanjohanson]

"I have a pacemaker" Sounds to me like a great reason to listen and be nice to the cops then lol

[@bonitatorres5543]

Uh uh she said defibrillator😅😅😅

[@heathermasters8494]

Omg the Winn Dixie woman’s voice should be illegal

[@RavenFilms]

I totally said exactly that one another video with her.

[@yusefflowers6260]

The tone, how she speaks. Without race (I am black), but as an American, it's embarrassing. Our schools have failed an entire generation

[@elliebeach9480]

I just got out of jail.. first thing on my list of things to do is go steal something... the thought process behind this is mind blowing

[@Thecatnamedkiwi]

It's all they know unfortunately 😬

[@whtiequillBj]

@10:41, I love how blatantly honest Kahdeem is without actually trying to be Police: "Right now you're committing a crime right"? Kahdeem: "yeah".

[@boobookitty1441]

53:47 is she speaking English 😂 it’s like she’s speaking a whole new language called ‘hyena’. 😂😂

[@boobookitty1441]

52:05 Him calling the cop “pale” and “light skinned” and saying it as in a bad way, like he’s not the same is hilarious 😂 “I didn’t do anything” , umm yes u did sir, u had stuffed yourself full of medicine and supplies from the store!

[@mrmonty86]

The woman in the Winn-Dixie segment looks like Tyrone Biggums and Jar Jar Binks had a love child.

[@RavenFilms]

When she popped up, I knew *exactly* who you were talking about. I totally see the Jar Jar

[@kiekokat3678]

😂😂😂 now I can't unsee it 😂😂😂

[@SyndicateSuperman]

At least Jar Jar spoke recognizable English. You could hear the lack of a general education in every word that troglodyte spewed out of her filthy sewer.

[@washmysocks]

i can’t 🤣🤣🤣

[@jimglass3106]

Is the Winn Dixie even speaking English the whole time? I'm sure whoever the poor person she called was thrilled to pick up the phone to someone screeching nonsense at the top of their lungs.

[@smcdonald9991]

I can't understand what she says. I think she speaks Ebonics.

[@voyager1568]

Why? Why on earth are people SO ridiculously stupid, that they think being aggressive, loud, bossy, and disobedient is going to HELP their case?

[@LaceandArmour]

99.9% of criminals are never remorseful.

[@colemix1852]

Dude so hung up on the Pepsi though lmao. Didn't care she made him run, but pissed about having to get his uni cleaned again😂

[@RavenFilms]

What got me was that he complained he washed it yesterday. Yeah, so? You say it like now you gotta wash it again and it’s such an inconvenience. How many times you plan to wear it again? Nasty aϟϟ. My uniforms were always washed, every use. Do you know how nasty all those places are cops end up in? The only people with grosser work clothes are the trash collectors.

[@colemix1852]

@@RavenFilms couldn't agree more! Like look I get it, I don't want to be sticky all day either, but come on, if cleaning your clothes makes you that upset then imma say you a nasty ass lmao

[@kristinafletcher2919]

His legs were as long as she is tall. He didn't have to run to catch her. All he did was take 2 steps and reach out and grab her.

[@MrTdcline]

Ole homegirl at Winn Dixie needs to make like her hairline and take a step back.

[@RavenFilms]

I’ll never get why people with fiveheads the size of the sun always insist on pulling their hair back as tight as it will go. Whoever lied to them and said it looked good did them dirty. But it’s a good sign you’re dealing with someone trashy, at a glance. I honestly don’t think I’ve seen someone looking like that that didn’t act like a stereotype.

[@cherylclick1664]

lol lol lol

[@enchantedDagonfly]

His jacket gives off "Barney Bag" vibes. How many more times are they going to magically pull out another stolen item. I'd buy his jacket for $1. 😂

[@donaldkue2364]

" I got 3 different transactions" Boiiiiiii! You ain't got no bread in yo account 😅

[@vicg.2585]

It’s funny that when cops tell them “they are under rest” they say “no, I’m not”, lol

[@gibbsongee9968]

"Innocent until proven guilty" Yup and the store manager saying you stole plus their cameras are proof enough.

[@bibimajeed7281]

When you were stealing, you didn't think you had kids at home. When their caught, they always ask what they did. Like they have no idea. She's so full of excuses. She's so concerned about her kids now. They always say they never did anything wrong. She's so full of excuses. This woman is so dramatic.

[@Alex-95-Gaming]

Having kids at home qualifies as a Get out of Jail Free card. Don't cops know that?

[@PLEASURE_MeMe]

He called the officer pale🤦‍♀️. All upset because you’re stealing instead of working and paying for what you need.

[@sirrogerisme]

Nothing more cringe and annoying than hearing “I’m finna go”. It’s so stupid. What’s wrong with speaking the right way? I really want to know

[@argarman09]

No one's taught them how to speak. Zero home training

[@sirrogerisme]

@@argarman09 Who taught you?

[@argarman09]

@@sirrogerisme lol I have a mom AND a dad. They didn't use the TV as a babysitter. Who taught you?

[@sirrogerisme]

@@argarman09 Your initial response is grammatically incorrect. That’s why I asked you who taught you.

[@argarman09]

@@sirrogerisme lol it wasn't, but ok

[@boobookitty1441]

The way people fight getting arrested is just ridiculous.. like do they honestly think the cops are gonna say “okay we’re gonna let u go bc we were jus playin with u” 😂😂

[@jaliatyner1994]

It’s so bad as when the officers are putting on their gloves 😂❤

[@turdcalzone7636]

"Please call my mommy", looking like her mommy.

[@interstellarzee]

Lmaoo😂

[@andramcdiarmid443]

Sorry to the police officers who had to deal with this. 💙

[@ninthundertow]

My dude stealing socks and phone cases in walmart was so high he didnt even know what he stole or that he had lost his phone.

[@MoxRuthless]

“A salad cost 24 f@cking dollars” … man I hear ya Richard

[@DBZluvz]

i say they same, that's why i've gained a few more pounds because the salads cost too much now......lol

[@shawnaryan-ward602]

I can’t ever imagine fighting with the police. That woman clearly has something very wrong with her.

[@acatinatux9601]

pocket full of shit he stole* gets upset when he thinks someone is "stealing his charger" the absolute stupidity

[@mylan4742]

It’s a little different: They’re stealing from him personally; he’s stealing from a mega corporation. Not justifying anything… but I can imagine that’s how he justifies it. But yeah, I also found it funny how he says ‘I have no phone’, but then when they take his charger he goes ‘that’s not stolen, that’s my charger!’ but like, why have a phone but no charger?

[@mogznwaz]

Too many people are used to being rewarded for bad behaviour.

[@Kathleennebel]

I’m so sick of cops coddling people like the first one.. take control of her and stop listening to her BS.

[@cindyweatherly4501]

GOD!!!!! HOW does law enforcement deal with this crap??????

[@klaybiggins4040]

The fact they spelled out finna is hilarious 😂

[@sharonjohnson8512]

That thing has kids? God help them, they don't stand a chance.

[@vicg.2585]

They pull the race card, the sickness one , the pregnancy one, the I can’t breath, I have kids waiting, my mom had a stroke, etc..

[@jesslbs42]

He trying to take my stuff!!!! As he is stealing their stuff! Lol

[@RoughJustice2k18]

Oh the irony.

[@smcdonald9991]

He said "tryna"

[@highwaypilot]

Kadeem was so friggin stoned and boy did it show. Probably has a 250 credit score. Lol.

[@KINGBUCK360]

Shoplifting has gotten so bad in NYC. they're closing alot of stores even a mall in manhattan. Smh

[@ninachkah13]

Meanwhile employees get fired for chasing after thieves. And people coming into this country without merit and stealing or tax payer dollars are getting fed, housed and coddled. Fun fkn times

[@ClickClack_Bam]

Stealing is so bad that somebody stole the 'y' from 'there' from your post.

[@KINGBUCK360]

@@ClickClack_Bam better thx 😊

[@RSFGman22]

Damn there's still a mall open in america?

[@NickMullet]

How you asking for momma when you’re hitting 60? 😂 call my moms retirement home right now!!

[@gamtngirl3655]

I will never ever understand why officers try to have conversations with fools. They get absolutely nowhere.

[@SnuSnuDungeon]

It's for the courts. let them run their mouths and make everyone's job easier

[@dominichayden-dade]

Cuz they bored lol i would too😂😂

[@adamdavis9838]

'I'm sorry!' They expect: 'Oh, that's alright then. You're free to go.'

[@riceracm]

1:17:23 _”I don’t feel comfortable getting out of the vehicle without a tampon. How am I going to be to able to pee without a tampon??_ Just a masterclass of entitlement and narcissism 😅😅

[@miyannaable]

You really use the music well - it really does enhance the quality of the footage in a tasteful way. It helps to reveal the sinister nature of all the lying and acting on the part of the shoplifters.

[@oXDead_DevilXo]

I still don’t understand the finna. Yeah it’s “gonna”; but people make themselves trash by just saying I’m finna leave😂

[@vicg.2585]

Ohh, he’s upset someone took His Stuff, ain’t that rich.

[@PerlaMarrero]

Why do people think that they are entitled to steal? Isn't it taught that thou shall not steal, at churches and schools all over the world? I just don't understand why? Most churches will help you if you are homeless or have a family to feed....why take this route?

[@cr-qo3ov]

Scammers and thieves I was fixing to go now you fixing to go to jail she's so classy I can't stop laughing

[@mobilegamersunite]

"Help me!"....sounds to me like they did help her. 😂

[@troyjanise9051]

I love it when the cops tell people theyre under arrest and the person says 'no I'm not'. Like the cop is going to just agree with them and let them go. How do people's minds work like that?

[@karenculver9790]

Drinking right in the face of the officer, theft and running. But he didn’t do anything.

[@Z_D3m0n]

It genuinely baffles me how absolutely out of touch with reality some people are because of how spoiled they were. Please for the love of all things holy, don't be a helicopter parent or coddle your child. "Sometimes the best lesson is a bruised knee" as my grandfather said. Meaning, falling and learning not to be hasty is a much more valuable lesson than being caught and thinking you can always rely on someone to catch you.

[@sharonjohnson8512]

How does she clean herself after using the toilet with nails that long?

[@declamatory]

Are you assuming that she cleans herself?

[@Yitachi_Uchiha]

“I didn’t do NoThiN“ you’re absolutely right.

[@nathandrake730]

Someone thought it was a good idea to get the first woman pregnant?! I’m assuming it was all natural since she’s stealing and probably couldn’t afford IVF. Some guy saw this mess and said, “hell yeah baby!” 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@dvt1393]

And I'm guessing that he's regretted that lapse in judgement for every day of the rest of his life. Oof, and she said "kids", so that means that more than one guy had to have made the decision to get with that wailing manatee. Because I doubt that any guy would make that same mistake more than once.

[@nathandrake730]

@@dvt1393 🤣

[@kiekokat3678]

That guy must have been drunk AF... Go to bed with a super model and wake up next to the wicked witch of the West! Ohh the beer goggles were Strong that night😂😂😂

[@riceracm]

1:01:00 *THANK YOU!!!* 😮‍💨😮‍💨 I was really scared at first that she was just going to be able to walk away! 😅😅

[@clevelandcbi]

A Walmart in Chicago closed due to stealing/looting. Only area with full shelves was where the books are. Imagine that.

[@rileystratton6772]

It took 5 seconds of googling to find out that wasn’t true. Go outside dork.

[@paulmurphy7106]

And sun tan lotion.