When good intentions backfire SPECTACULARLY

[@katepinksmith]

Best. Episode. Ever. 😆😆😆 the accountancy texts! 😂😂😂

[@pemman]

Geez! You two are addictive...here's me: "I'll just watch for a couple of minutes" -- 2 episodes later I'm still watching -- thanks for the entertainment you two 😊😊

[@SmokeyDaysBBQ]

Pete is a saint, the patience on the fella is insane 👏 I couldnt deal with the dagger side eyes 🤣

[@angieguest8903]

Abbey ... "Attenborough in fools and horses" ..Pete "what u talking about" 😂Ross "shurup you pair of divvys"....class ...😂👍

[@jesclifford88]

Pete’s a part scouser when he’s had a drink 😂 hilarious and confusing 😅

[@SuGaRuSh14]

More brummy I'd say tbh. It is funny though! 😅

[@JohnnyLawrence-h9b]

Being in recovery sometimes it’s hard but honestly you both make it easier laughing is best medicine thank you both and all the team ❤

[@SmokeyDaysBBQ]

Cracked me up it's pure contradiction in about 3 mins 😂

[@GeneVendargon]

Hi Pete and Abbey. So sorry to hear that you two got caught in the Koh Samui monsoon. I am from neighbouring Malaysia and know all about the monsoon. You deffo must make another trip there and to our lovely islands in Malaysia as well during the sunny season! Regards, Gene

[@TheYorkshireFrodo]

With every new episode Pete sounds more and more Scouse. Definitely doesn't sound like this in the That Peter Crouch Pod 😆 wonder how common is it for partners with different accents to start adopting the others accent when around each other? Absolute class to listen to (btw so unlucky with the Thai weather, Abbey describing the weather in Thailand as if its Northern Scotland 🤨) Bring on the next episode!!

[@jesclifford88]

He’s surrounded by scousers on this 😂

[@saxophone2481]

Abbey is a lovely lady with great family values lv this pod.❤

[@alanahorrigan9161]

Crying.witj laughter at the messages 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@LB-qw4fr]

the accountants messages are CRACKING me up!!

[@SuGaRuSh14]

Pete sounds brummy when he's had a drink! 😂

[@paulhines-t3e]

Crouchy turning more scouse every day

[@davidryan2004]

Brilliant pod again guys never laughed as much,the love ye have for each other is class , can't wait for next week ❤

[@elizabethcraig7093]

Totally with you on the Martina Cole book, read it in a day and couldn’t put it down and cried at the end!!

[@nes7114]

Which one is it? X

[@jsmith1071]

I love the way your cat looked at Pete when he was laughing as if to say “wtf” 😂

[@angieguest8903]

Great pod again Abbey & Pete & the team 👍💕 Pete magic hour 😂

[@calki263]

Petes sound scouse in this! haha

[@Trenchslammer588]

Pete's new scouse twang needs sorting pronto 😂

[@m2db772]

Best thing about tuesdays this pod .

[@JohnnyLawrence-h9b]

I’ve been sober now 3 years but I think of getting back on booze after this just absolute class 😂😂😂😂

[@AbbasVlogs2022]

Love Abbey singing bless!! We need more Abbey karaoke bless awe 💙💯😃🤩🤓🥰🫠🥳

[@Lzan_]

The fact that the texts make Abby so much more relatable and she doesn't even know it 😂 Although if u had no money I'm sure ud care a hell a lot more 😬🤦🏼‍♀️

[@AlanBourdillionTrehearne]

Incredible!

[@kevingolden5675]

Abbey "I hate people that are jealous of animals" 2 seconds later Abbey "I give you unconditional love" cause she's jealous of the dog liking Pete 😂

[@stevenbee5033]

I was about to comment the exact same thing 😂 Had to rewind and check that she definitely said that 😂

[@originalindiechick7999]

💯😅

[@emmamcleod432]

Every accusation is a confession my guys

[@kevingolden5675]

@@emmamcleod432 not an accusation it was an observation easily enough mistaken though

[@emmamcleod432]

@@kevingolden5675 you couldn't have got a wronger end of the stick on this one Kevin... She accused other people of something and then confessed she does that exact thing. Easily enough mistaken though.

[@angieguest8903]

Speaking of animals my vet said "dogs give unconditional love & loyalty put your wife in boot of the car for 20 mins..see how she reacts when you open the boot 😂 Then put the dog in ..the dog will still be wagging his tail and jumping about excited to see you ....😁😉

[@webMonkey_]

I love how much Abbey loves Pete. But Pete we know, we know.

[@LisaNtim]

Ahhh did you stay at the Four Seasons? I got married there.. in the sunshine it's amazing! Although on my Wedding day in April.. .it absolutely pissed it down too! ha!

[@lucyfranklin.]

I got married in Koh Samui in February at the Conrad Hotel and it was raining but cleared up on the day ☺️ we were there for 3 weeks and it wasn’t raining all the time.

[@sjaakbral83]

Ross is the star of the show

[@absta100]

read the same book awwwww bless you both 😂❤ I’m the same Abi when I’ve had a few don’t you worry babe 😂 the booze just highlights your fun nature ❤ I got issues with the PlayStation rubbish too 🙄

[@cathyprice8462]

Pete talking about Magic hour 😂😂😂😂😂

[@kgold2110]

Anyone know where the wine glasses are from?😁

[@rebecca1725]

I love those wine glasses ❤

[@giffgaffnettwork5626]

John Lewis!

[@JohnnyLawrence-h9b]

Honestly I just literally pissed myself 😂😂😂😂

[@jeremyflowers8908]

What's that Abs... He comes thru the front door. That affection compared to a dog... My carpets ... Side door. A work colleague of mine went to the elephant sanctuary in Thailand at end of Jun in 2022 - he had good weather then.

[@silversteel6312]

DAD JOKE: What did the number 0 say to the number 8? Where did you get that belt from?!

[@tiffanygreen9971]

omg Ab you neeeeed to sing more!!!!

[@JacksonstakeAustralia]

Peace and Love ☮️✌🏼

[@Thegiftburrow]

MY DADS favourite joke (he sadly passed away in July) but he always told this joke. Have you heard that song “you’ll never walk alone”….,by the Siamese twins 😂

[@Powzaaaaa]

Love the podcast but please let Peter speak 😂😂🥰

[@zariyatonmasturaharon6597]

Love t beautiful cat 🐈, hi all t way from Malaysia 🇲🇾

[@sophiesbabyalivenursery3586]

Which Martina Cole book was it please ? Looking for a new read. Your comments intrigued me.

[@jangray2756]

I do think Abbey is a bit needy, Pete needs to chill and watch a bit of football surely she has her own interests she can do for a couple of hours and not being able to be alone is something I don’t understand.

[@paulamblerart]

"...it`s U2 as in the Spy Plane....not..."you too"...WTF...!"😂

[@Eagle245-wq2ly]

Don't know how we ever see the drunk Abbie. She takes like 2 sips per podcast 😅😅

[@madisonkindall1739]

Abby is just the star, obsessed! OBSESSED!!

[@josh9992]

Crouchys scouse twangs 😅

[@claireyounger8322]

I love these two, but I find Abby can give but not take in the criticism. I also feel the boys at times walk in egg shells with her. I think she is great but at times I feel for them. I do see Pete getting fed up at times and I like that her cuz pushed back on her I work actually comment! Xx

[@lornasinclair4768]

Peter is sooo funny lights💡🔦🕯 camera 📷📸action 😎😜🤩

[@JohnnyLawrence-h9b]

Abbey you organic genuine just class 😂😂😂😂

[@Mike-u5o5k]

Palm trees beaches and bamboo

[@stephenallington]

Pete’s Scouse twang is new

[@lovelyjanuary]

Omg Abbey is SOOOOOO embarrassed about the drunken accountant texts lol (and I would be too honestly because I just get easily embarrassed by my own drunken social butterfly who LOVES EVERYONE 🤣🤣🤣🤣💕🤷🏻‍♀️ when “she” comes out too lol!!!!!) but honestly how sweet and hilarious were those- I legitimately think she’s probably Martin’s new favorite client because imagine how amazing that would be to receive when you’re expecting the usual probably “super complicated immediate emergency” texts from like every other wealthy client (over the usual retirement age, who are the cranky entitled humorless 99 bitches regardless of gender lol) who can’t figure out how to use their iPhone banking app or even Apple Pay to pay the Uber driver or something like that which he probably gets on an hourly basis all the time otherwise lolololol!!!!!!!

[@francishughes3422]

Peter crouch must have some patience dealing with that woman she’s arrogant horrible where as he’s a brilliant fella

[@JohnnyLawrence-h9b]

99 Bitich 😂😂😂😂😂

[@danofficial117]

She seems like hard work to me 😂

[@Lolaruby4]

Abbie sang the doja cat song sooo wrong got second hand embarrassment but still sooooo funny 😂

[@JulieSmith-p1k]

Hi I can sympathise with abbey as I have polyps and sinus trouble too my husband gets fed up with the noises I make in sleep that he goes in the spare bedroom ! Last night he was even trying to record me so I can hear what I sound like snoring !! Apparently I sound like a pig 🐽 xx it’s no fun for us but it’s trying to find the right solution for it 😢 Love the podcast even reading the book too xx much love ❤️

[@Murphster57]

Abby what’s your favourite author ❤

[@LewisPaul5]

Why hasn’t that cat got a tail? 😂

[@LB-qw4fr]

i want Drunk Abbey to be my bestie...

[@aladdin1985]

sorry abbie, i can’t tell the difference between text messages or text messages 😆😆

[@mjslay]

Abbey - I’m the one bitch and I love your vibe!!! I have loved laughing at tjis xx so much!

[@warren4834]

Whats the hotel you stayed in Koh Samui please? We are looking to go for our honeymoon

[@claregahan1765]

❤❤

[@connagh11]

Waiter says :Here is your cluck cluck soup Chicken soup? Waiter :No mushroom soup Then why did you make a noise like a chicken Because I can’t make a noise like a mushroom 🤦🏼‍♂️🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Jim80pchapman]

Peter = 👊

[@Danbud73]

i love you two and if everyone was like you 2 the world would be an amazing place but the singing is too far lol x

[@JoeyTamburello]

❤❤❤

[@jaynewilkinson4447]

I've never read a book in my life I havnt got the time. Can't think of anything worse

[@SmokeyDaysBBQ]

Jesus christ abby stick to jeans not genes 🤣

[@chrisgriffiths3561]

Second

[@jaamiemaate]

First

[@mattw2528]

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[@mikekeating3213]

Stop doing the accent Pete

[@traceydouglas656]

Abigail, more respect for your hubby please. You are nowt without him, and his money and success. No manners

[@TheHoneyBadger12]

Abbey calling people who play PlayStation bums is hilarious. For a woman who lives off the back of her husband and moans about everything he does I think she should learn when to keep her mouth shut.

[@kirsty2861]

Does it feel good being a total arsehole to people on the internet?

[@emmamcleod432]

Something tells me this guy plays a lot of PlayStation lol

[@TheHoneyBadger12]

@@emmamcleod432 something tells you wrong, I work 12 hour days 5 days a week. Come home help with tea, putting the kids to bed, cleaning up etc if I then want to sit for an hour and play my PlayStation does this make me a bum? Entitled women like Abbey and yourself need to learn respect