When Hideo Kojima Saw Metal Gear Survive

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Doty Fuzz

Doty Fuzz

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@volkov4608
@volkov4608 7 жыл бұрын
"Go away before I do something japanese to you"
@madhusudanasaiyerra3540
@madhusudanasaiyerra3540 7 жыл бұрын
Joseph Goebbels Death Stranding Hentai Pachinko Confirmed!
@johnnyjones4613
@johnnyjones4613 7 жыл бұрын
Joseph Goebbels you comin from the hitler video? hahahahaha
@VitalMusic217
@VitalMusic217 7 жыл бұрын
I´m having a hard time trying not laugh out loud while my sister is sleeping. That fuckin sentence almost killed me.
@Hunt77
@Hunt77 7 жыл бұрын
That some quotable dialogue.
@hackedface5819
@hackedface5819 7 жыл бұрын
Joseph Goebbels just study XDXD
@door-to-doorhentaisalesman2978
@door-to-doorhentaisalesman2978 6 жыл бұрын
Legend say the guy is still in the bathroom in order to keep his job.
@cornpop6593
@cornpop6593 6 жыл бұрын
nice one dude ahahah
@markguardiana600
@markguardiana600 5 жыл бұрын
Shut up. He is trying to *SURVIVE*
@electron7659
@electron7659 5 жыл бұрын
PLOT TWIST: There's no-one in the restroom. The guy who was in there snuck out the window and eventually came in through the front door so that he could act like he wasn't in there the whole time therefore, keeping his job. 😉
@sp3cialed1
@sp3cialed1 5 жыл бұрын
It's johnny's mocap actor
@ceejayx6550
@ceejayx6550 5 жыл бұрын
Legends say you're still staring at this comment in order to get more likes
@miniaturelabyrinth7765
@miniaturelabyrinth7765 7 жыл бұрын
I love how people think this is real....
@TrentDan
@TrentDan 7 жыл бұрын
I love how you know it's not real.
@BlastTheKidd
@BlastTheKidd 7 жыл бұрын
Major LeeHung Then just like the comment and move on....🤔
@TrentDan
@TrentDan 7 жыл бұрын
Blast The Kidd Why waste your time trying to tell strangers what to do online?
@adrianbarath1588
@adrianbarath1588 7 жыл бұрын
Yep. People don't realize its only cgi.
@donmaglass8567
@donmaglass8567 7 жыл бұрын
dude, those english subtitles aren't right(it doesn't match to what those people said in video)
@Stopitpls
@Stopitpls 4 жыл бұрын
This is how I imagine a Japanese adaptation of The Office to be like and it’s beautiful
@malik87breaker
@malik87breaker 3 жыл бұрын
I got the vibes of The Office.
@Pokaroquai
@Pokaroquai 2 жыл бұрын
I thought of The Stanley Parable more than The Office
@Mentelgen-1337
@Mentelgen-1337 Жыл бұрын
Hideo kojimas: The office
@OperatorMax1993
@OperatorMax1993 Жыл бұрын
Same right here lmao
@OperatorMax1993
@OperatorMax1993 Жыл бұрын
​@@Mentelgen-1337written by Hideo Kojima
@BigFackah
@BigFackah 6 жыл бұрын
I want this not to be fake so bad lol somebody needs to send this to Kojima i think he would love it
@AlejoConejo-vb8ln
@AlejoConejo-vb8ln 5 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT'S FAKE?! NOOOOOOOOOOOO I thought it was real!!! Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck! 😂
@roodick85
@roodick85 5 жыл бұрын
@@AlejoConejo-vb8ln lol he's seen it for sure
@jonathannjembe7788
@jonathannjembe7788 4 жыл бұрын
It is fake. The video is about a day at kojima's office.
@stoffe010
@stoffe010 4 жыл бұрын
@@TJMasterfish good luck!
@JackRabbit002
@JackRabbit002 4 жыл бұрын
Same I just wanted him walk in and honour his ancestors! 😮 ..... The Japanese do rage so well, when you get past the excessive politeness like.
@carl1836
@carl1836 7 жыл бұрын
"metal gear survive?? huh more like metal gear is trying to survive" im dead XD
@ragalthor
@ragalthor 7 жыл бұрын
RIP
@illbill5904
@illbill5904 7 жыл бұрын
TO be fair the games were never that good.
@CriscOnSmootH
@CriscOnSmootH 7 жыл бұрын
Finn Scouter haha spot on my friend 😂
@angellara7040
@angellara7040 7 жыл бұрын
Zero effort you're just wrong
@illbill5904
@illbill5904 7 жыл бұрын
angel lara No not really. The only good mgs game was 5 and rising.
@rBennich
@rBennich 6 жыл бұрын
Basically a Japanese "The office".
@Danzin_Danzibar
@Danzin_Danzibar 6 жыл бұрын
Username I'll watch it
@theinstitute1324
@theinstitute1324 6 жыл бұрын
A Hideo Kojima Production: Office
@landondinell3878
@landondinell3878 6 жыл бұрын
HOLY......... I would........ we need to start a petition for that! The boss being hideo kashima sorry if I misspelled his name
@Jschad
@Jschad 5 жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure that was a skit a few years ago
@weenyboip
@weenyboip 5 жыл бұрын
I remember when Michael called Toby worthless cumshot and threatened to powerslam him.
@hideokojima1673
@hideokojima1673 4 жыл бұрын
The man in the video is not me. If you ever see him in real life, run.
@DotyFuzz
@DotyFuzz 4 жыл бұрын
words to live by
@jasdfhor
@jasdfhor 4 жыл бұрын
え?監督?!
@NoH2O4U
@NoH2O4U 4 жыл бұрын
Don’t run...there are wormholes out there...
@brickbrack368
@brickbrack368 3 жыл бұрын
Hey kojima
@brickbrack368
@brickbrack368 3 жыл бұрын
I love your mgs v phantom pain. I have completed it 3 times and I still don't get bored. Please make other parts of it.
@Alphacarmine72
@Alphacarmine72 8 жыл бұрын
Hideo: "You're nothing!" Employee: "Yeah, I definitely agree with you." LMAO
@kobron1559
@kobron1559 8 жыл бұрын
Sasuke Uchiha lmao I busted out laughing at that part too
@Alphacarmine72
@Alphacarmine72 7 жыл бұрын
Khial Mahmoud obviously it's a parody you dumb fuck. How fucking stupid are you?
@Alphacarmine72
@Alphacarmine72 7 жыл бұрын
***** read my comment above and apply this to yourself
@AZZAMNO1
@AZZAMNO1 7 жыл бұрын
Cuz he is hedia fukcing kojima
@lonejeans5457
@lonejeans5457 7 жыл бұрын
Sasuke Uchiha u
@jefthereaper
@jefthereaper 7 жыл бұрын
Makes you wonder how Konami is even staying in business. A Metal gear game without Kojima is like Coca Cola selling Coca Cola bottles filled with water. Everyone can see its just water, its just the big idiots that still only see the label and buy it.
@Habbib
@Habbib 7 жыл бұрын
jefthereaper PES and tons of Pachislots
@jefthereaper
@jefthereaper 7 жыл бұрын
hirotocrash Actually had to google PES to figure out whatever that is, I own over 400 games and I still don't get why people would waste money on those kind of games.
@Habbib
@Habbib 7 жыл бұрын
Because opinions
@Eanakba
@Eanakba 7 жыл бұрын
PES' gameplay is better than FIFA's, but they don't have the amount of teams and important business connections that EA has. Source: my brother who has been obsessed with FIFA for a decade
@niceguy60
@niceguy60 7 жыл бұрын
+jefthereaper They said the same when coca cola stopped putting cocaine in their drink but yet Coca cola still is around.
@lilmanpferfe7378
@lilmanpferfe7378 4 жыл бұрын
“More like Metal Gear is trying to Survive” that killed me cuz it’s true
@BillSchrader
@BillSchrader 2 жыл бұрын
He said with an MGSV profile picture
@lilmanpferfe7378
@lilmanpferfe7378 2 жыл бұрын
@@BillSchrader sure, I don’t even know why I have this pfp no more
@damomguy2801
@damomguy2801 2 жыл бұрын
@@BillSchrader it's still much better than survive
@leonardomarchetti5978
@leonardomarchetti5978 2 жыл бұрын
0
@onyxfinger7431
@onyxfinger7431 2 жыл бұрын
And its funny because in the events of MGR, metal gears are slowling becoming obsolete. Sam and Raiden (without his top-tier enheancements) could defeat an MG RAY, and N'mani's bodyguards weren't scared of it (they even dodged its plasma beam in their cutscenes). Cyborgs are just better.
@JunguianPhantom
@JunguianPhantom 5 жыл бұрын
"Steven Spielberg? He used to work here but I fired him" "Spielberg is the Kojima of the film industry" The most badass line ever
@Death_Incarnate
@Death_Incarnate 5 жыл бұрын
JunguianPhantom uhhhh go back and reread what he said...
@Nexus-bf3ut
@Nexus-bf3ut 7 жыл бұрын
I have a high suspicion that these translations might not be correct.
@DotyFuzz
@DotyFuzz 7 жыл бұрын
they're not correct
@Nexus-bf3ut
@Nexus-bf3ut 7 жыл бұрын
Are you sure?
@DotyFuzz
@DotyFuzz 7 жыл бұрын
Nexus I made them
@Nexus-bf3ut
@Nexus-bf3ut 7 жыл бұрын
What's your point?
@DotyFuzz
@DotyFuzz 7 жыл бұрын
Nexus I made the subtitles in the video which is actually just a documentary about the making of MGS4 from 2008
@masterrelicrelic6151
@masterrelicrelic6151 7 жыл бұрын
I wish this was real. Hideo kojima would be a total boss if he was like this.
@qazwerqazqaz
@qazwerqazqaz 7 жыл бұрын
A Big Boss 😎
@ViceN53X
@ViceN53X 7 жыл бұрын
Big Boss or The Boss?
@ShadowMosses
@ShadowMosses 7 жыл бұрын
He is The Big Boss
@eniggaracer
@eniggaracer 7 жыл бұрын
MASTERRELIC relic I'm buying this game I lobe resident evil shit
@Umayyadazi
@Umayyadazi 7 жыл бұрын
Giant boss
@andreakosick4273
@andreakosick4273 5 жыл бұрын
Why are we still here just to suffer?
@danat4914
@danat4914 5 жыл бұрын
Every night... I can feel my leg... my arm... _even my fingers..._ The body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... *it's* *like they are all still there.*
@bluehayden9422
@bluehayden9422 4 жыл бұрын
you feel it too dont you?
@cathalmac6129
@cathalmac6129 3 жыл бұрын
Keeping us all waiting huh.....?
@jasonborne238
@jasonborne238 5 жыл бұрын
"I don't want to sound arragent but death stranding is gonna be the bomb, sometimes I get lost in my genius mind" I lost it when I heard that lol
@noobguy9973
@noobguy9973 5 жыл бұрын
I honestly don't know ı mean ı watched Project Itoh made by Satoshi ıtoh if you don't know who he is search him he is involved with Hideo Kojima and even thoe his stuff are novels and anime movie adaptations its still arguably more strong in terms of narrative than Metal Gear Series which is odd considering none of the movies/novels are related I just can't see Hideo surpassing that but who knows he has a new IP so he might pull of some new stunts
@danielsmithiv1279
@danielsmithiv1279 5 жыл бұрын
@@noobguy9973 LOL So...what class of demon possessed you? Sh*t class? Worse-than-stupid class? C'mon...I'm interested. Did you get it out yet too? Or should I help you hire an exorcist?
@noobguy9973
@noobguy9973 5 жыл бұрын
@@danielsmithiv1279 ...... why so toxic?
@mrduck_03art23
@mrduck_03art23 5 жыл бұрын
@@danielsmithiv1279 pp hole
@kristoffer2250
@kristoffer2250 4 жыл бұрын
You're right lmao
@sinofson1054
@sinofson1054 6 жыл бұрын
This subtitle is gold because its translate what their heart say, not what coming out from their mouth, hahahahahahaha
@arashparthian_112
@arashparthian_112 4 жыл бұрын
I’m hideo fucking kojima and your nothing
@sirmister1827
@sirmister1827 7 жыл бұрын
I learned Japanese few years ago, and I can tell you this translation is 100% true
@DotyFuzz
@DotyFuzz 7 жыл бұрын
it is called Kojimapanese
@GameBoyyearsago
@GameBoyyearsago 2 жыл бұрын
@@DotyFuzz Kojimapanese 😂😂😂😂
@The1BiscuitBoy
@The1BiscuitBoy 6 жыл бұрын
"You better get out of here before I do something Japanese to you." Best thing I think I've ever heard him say! XD
@The1BiscuitBoy
@The1BiscuitBoy 6 жыл бұрын
plaguelock oh lol, well it's still the best phrase I've ever heard.
@tomasbar1101
@tomasbar1101 6 жыл бұрын
Nice profile picture
@badabingbadaboom9251
@badabingbadaboom9251 6 жыл бұрын
"Everybody knows shinkawa is gay, yes yes he is Kojima is making fun of him all the time. Oh you were talking about newetal gear trailer? You can say the same for it as well. " I completely lost it there and then
@tanayyy2875
@tanayyy2875 4 жыл бұрын
Why is being gay an offence though?
@badabingbadaboom9251
@badabingbadaboom9251 4 жыл бұрын
@@tanayyy2875 because it's gay
@someuserhere
@someuserhere 3 жыл бұрын
@@tanayyy2875 dont worry be is a kid that uses sexuality as an insult
@pioneer5400
@pioneer5400 3 жыл бұрын
@@someuserhere because it is.
@GamersAhoy
@GamersAhoy 6 жыл бұрын
Im japanese and the subtitles are so funny man, its really funny. It has nothing to do with what he is actually saying. Nice Comedy video! Diss That Metal Gear Solid Survive!
@Motofanable
@Motofanable 6 жыл бұрын
You really do not need to speak japanese to figured it out :) But really what are they talking about
@hopelessent.1700
@hopelessent.1700 6 жыл бұрын
Gamers Ahoy yea the source of the footage is the Blu Ray documentary of how MgS 4 was made...
@alexcalo4619
@alexcalo4619 6 жыл бұрын
*doubt*
@eli53973
@eli53973 6 жыл бұрын
Thanks I legit thought he was saying that lol
@randomstuff3598
@randomstuff3598 6 жыл бұрын
Damm thank you for clearing that out.
@Namiser
@Namiser 7 жыл бұрын
"Now you need to get outa here before I do something Japanese to you."
@tristencarranza416
@tristencarranza416 6 жыл бұрын
Namiser lol
@PapaSnake
@PapaSnake 7 жыл бұрын
"We're going to start with this guy cause he wears glasses and he seems to be smart"
@kevinrazo7067
@kevinrazo7067 6 жыл бұрын
Relatable
@RangerRiccardo
@RangerRiccardo 6 жыл бұрын
So fucking funny lmao
@petkofuchalski9809
@petkofuchalski9809 6 жыл бұрын
NARYANiDE no shit sherlock.....
@jojostarripple9915
@jojostarripple9915 6 жыл бұрын
BakaSnake Lol these subs are hilarious
@Teraforce88
@Teraforce88 6 жыл бұрын
Right when that subtitle shows up, the narrator said, "Character Designer" IN ENGLISH, but the subs never mentioned it. Yeah, these subs are fake.
@stealthyshibe4904
@stealthyshibe4904 6 жыл бұрын
I really wanted the subtitles to be real.
@mastergamer5972
@mastergamer5972 5 жыл бұрын
Consider them real then
@robbierootbeer8056
@robbierootbeer8056 4 жыл бұрын
I refuse to believe they aren't
@MorbidThrasher666
@MorbidThrasher666 4 жыл бұрын
They are real i assure you
@riku_dola8079
@riku_dola8079 3 жыл бұрын
Nah the subtitles are fake. Speaking as someone who's learning Japanese
@smilingmiura6515
@smilingmiura6515 7 жыл бұрын
Now just imagine someone showing this to Kojima-san...
@IlDeimos
@IlDeimos 7 жыл бұрын
The Smiling Miura I'm sure he seen it and laughed his ass off. Kojima actually has a really really good sense of humor.
@Anima_moxhya
@Anima_moxhya 7 жыл бұрын
the subs are the best
@diameetinternetfriends1340
@diameetinternetfriends1340 6 жыл бұрын
Umesh Pradhan subs are 100 percent fake
@Diego-us6gf
@Diego-us6gf 6 жыл бұрын
M. Diari no shit
@shopo6847
@shopo6847 6 жыл бұрын
it is the whole point of the video lol
@kawaiijp6638
@kawaiijp6638 6 жыл бұрын
was the subs original?
@shopo6847
@shopo6847 6 жыл бұрын
kawaii JP yh
@b.m.5068
@b.m.5068 5 жыл бұрын
I want a boss like this I'd actually never quit the job😂😂😂😂 Even if he fires me
@ELias-nv6es
@ELias-nv6es 4 жыл бұрын
You would just stay in the bathroom
@kingozorio6898
@kingozorio6898 4 жыл бұрын
The ultimate strategy
@iShuraBashar
@iShuraBashar 4 жыл бұрын
“I’ll fire him when he gets out.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@danmarlcadiz8185
@danmarlcadiz8185 4 жыл бұрын
Now I know why he never went out the CR again
@bishlasagnaga5626
@bishlasagnaga5626 4 жыл бұрын
Nooo not Jhonny
@noah-z
@noah-z 7 жыл бұрын
it took me 18 seconds to realise these are fake subtitles
@borbila78
@borbila78 7 жыл бұрын
Who the fuck made this gold?
@DotyFuzz
@DotyFuzz 7 жыл бұрын
ya boi right here
@xxStevOmaNxx
@xxStevOmaNxx 7 жыл бұрын
"We searched for more nerds to see what they had to say." Fuck I lost it! lol
@DotyFuzz
@DotyFuzz 7 жыл бұрын
the nerd army is all over Kojima's building lol
@Blarg
@Blarg 4 жыл бұрын
The subtitles fit so perfectly to every character.. it's a work of art.
@White_Night_Demon
@White_Night_Demon 6 ай бұрын
what about the one who spoke english?>
@hk_brit_fisher
@hk_brit_fisher 7 жыл бұрын
it's lame when you tell a joke, but people don't get it, and you have to told them it is a joke
@rainer2471
@rainer2471 7 жыл бұрын
No it's not, this was hilarious!
@DreadNawght
@DreadNawght 7 жыл бұрын
the next day, you wake up and suddenly realize they were all acting and got you biased.
@poprocky7347
@poprocky7347 7 жыл бұрын
MrFishingGor tell*
@blacktigerpaw1
@blacktigerpaw1 7 жыл бұрын
*Yourself. Fix your own grammar.
@poprocky7347
@poprocky7347 7 жыл бұрын
ooooooh I got burned, nice one blacktigerpaw1
@HACHIAttack
@HACHIAttack 7 жыл бұрын
You wanna know why? Simple *IT'S BECAUSE I'M HIDEO FUCKING KOJIMA*
@BrainBurnStudios
@BrainBurnStudios 7 жыл бұрын
...son!
@bruteshotbud9875
@bruteshotbud9875 7 жыл бұрын
Vaas Montenegro h
@dylh2967
@dylh2967 7 жыл бұрын
Vaas Montenegro your one of my favorite villians
@MetaMikeG
@MetaMikeG 7 жыл бұрын
Jose Urbano it's fake jackass
@TahGokrazii
@TahGokrazii 7 жыл бұрын
Vaas Montenegro
@nekyokusai6400
@nekyokusai6400 7 жыл бұрын
"Now I need you to get the fuck outta here before I do something japanese to you" I'm dying, this sentence is magic ! 😂
@DotyFuzz
@DotyFuzz 7 жыл бұрын
thnx
@nekyokusai6400
@nekyokusai6400 7 жыл бұрын
Doty Fuzz you're welcome, really nice video 🙂
@ZaidsTV
@ZaidsTV 6 жыл бұрын
better watch out konami Hideo Kojima is about to do something Japanese to you!
@Ghost-np6ww
@Ghost-np6ww 5 жыл бұрын
Konami can't hear you their wearing earpods
@hopingmeme1154
@hopingmeme1154 4 жыл бұрын
Hentai Artists: *it's show time*
@blackspirit1129
@blackspirit1129 6 жыл бұрын
Japan's take on the The Office
@TheGamerAffiliate
@TheGamerAffiliate 7 жыл бұрын
it took me 2 minutes to realize it's a joke lol
@junichiroyamashita
@junichiroyamashita 7 жыл бұрын
João Gabriel Yule it seemed a little too much hardcore for japanese standard
@LaRavachole
@LaRavachole 7 жыл бұрын
Junichiro Yamashita I knew it was fake in the very moment he said "Let me be frank with you", the swearing afterwards only added up that everything was too out of ordinary for their standards, or at least Hojima's standards. He always seem like a very decent guy, it's hard to believe he'd swear.
@leoflamez9424
@leoflamez9424 7 жыл бұрын
it took me 10 when i saw the comment section i mean heck i dont play mgs XD
@aldrinburlaza9714
@aldrinburlaza9714 7 жыл бұрын
w
@937anme
@937anme 7 жыл бұрын
It took me 10 second to figure out it was fake
@alirioruedigerjunior7956
@alirioruedigerjunior7956 7 жыл бұрын
'that asshole is in the bathroom for an half hour and I really need to take a shit' LMAO
@jimpickens1701
@jimpickens1701 7 жыл бұрын
Alirio Ruediger Junior "but don't worry, I'll fire him when he gets out"
@ram_33-3
@ram_33-3 5 жыл бұрын
Hideo Kojima swearing is the best kind of Hideo Kojima
@TheStuffEnjoyer
@TheStuffEnjoyer 6 жыл бұрын
9:13 lol "This guy seems like the only dumb need with glasses here in Kohima Productions, so we had to talk with him..."
@astrixtalamasca3290
@astrixtalamasca3290 7 жыл бұрын
"Steven Spielberg is the Hideo Kojima of movie making"... my fucking sides xD
@rambabugondala671
@rambabugondala671 5 жыл бұрын
The most underrated video in KZbin.
@DarkLight-sz1vp
@DarkLight-sz1vp 4 жыл бұрын
With 1mil views?
@anakyangbudiman8497
@anakyangbudiman8497 4 жыл бұрын
@@DarkLight-sz1vp still underrated
@Archipelagoes
@Archipelagoes 5 жыл бұрын
When you're japanese and fluent english speaker. AND CONFUSED THE ENTIRE VIDEO READING THE SUB WHILE LISTENING WHAT HE SAID DIDN'T MATCH AT ALL.. It's hilarious lmao
@thuhuong8838
@thuhuong8838 5 жыл бұрын
Your Friend my friend what is the writing next to him say
@Archipelagoes
@Archipelagoes 5 жыл бұрын
@@thuhuong8838 lmao basically it has nothing to do with his saying and cc subtitle.. It's the name and their division/part in dev team..
@simplyluis6548
@simplyluis6548 5 жыл бұрын
If i could understand Japanese i think that would've ruined the video for me lol I couldn't stop laughing.
@zeromaximus4261
@zeromaximus4261 5 жыл бұрын
Ok I was really confused, good to know the subs are fake. I don’t speak a lick of Japanese and was starting to feel really bad for his employees if that’s how he treats them. Ever since his split from Konami I’ve been rooting for him.
@DantesInferno96
@DantesInferno96 5 жыл бұрын
@@zeromaximus4261 C'mon my guy. You'd have to be really dense to not get that this video is a joke video. The Japanese are very respectful people.
@gleamingcrust
@gleamingcrust 7 жыл бұрын
"Steven Spielberg is the Hideo Kojima of movie making"....'nuff said:D
@chumscrubber7759
@chumscrubber7759 7 жыл бұрын
Whoever made this is a genius.
@DotyFuzz
@DotyFuzz 7 жыл бұрын
Thanks
@courage552
@courage552 6 жыл бұрын
It's brilliant
@DetoNaGamerscom
@DetoNaGamerscom 6 жыл бұрын
8:30 Kojima is a really good person.
@richardrichardhaleysguitar8810
@richardrichardhaleysguitar8810 5 жыл бұрын
Ya when he's not swearing.
@alexht.9382
@alexht.9382 5 жыл бұрын
@Mr Glass the way he says things in Japanese is very rough. Maybe because he's from Kansai so it's kinda understandable but still I think he's a bit too arrogant He has some talent tho. but probably don't work well with the other people nor work by himself. He tends to be a bit too himself when no one says No to him. Maybe I'm mistaken. Who am I to judge him. I'm a pretentious need too.
@DziqryJ
@DziqryJ 5 жыл бұрын
@Mr Glass Lol, the subtitle just a joke bro. It's not real.
@fluttershaman8218
@fluttershaman8218 5 жыл бұрын
9:33 ( ͡° ͟ʖ ͡°)
@twokellunok2255
@twokellunok2255 5 жыл бұрын
WHO would have thought That is Kojima personality
@maxverstappen3819
@maxverstappen3819 5 жыл бұрын
I’m Japanese. There is totally difference between what they are talking (Japanese) and English caption. Actually, Hideo Kojima and other guys told about the story making Metal Gear game, then explained the difficulties to make it with his team. Not mentioned about Metal Gear Survive. However, #fuckkonami
@Peace-Man1964
@Peace-Man1964 5 жыл бұрын
It's faked to be funny
@bryansbushcraft6522
@bryansbushcraft6522 5 жыл бұрын
r/Whoooosh
@Anna15077
@Anna15077 4 жыл бұрын
Lol some people actually think it’s real 😂😂
@evanohashi-white7517
@evanohashi-white7517 4 жыл бұрын
U stupid dumbfuck
@redhorse4716
@redhorse4716 4 жыл бұрын
Really nigga
@jvssjvss27
@jvssjvss27 7 жыл бұрын
the only thing i know is that metal gear survive won't survive
@CMAX999
@CMAX999 7 жыл бұрын
Edge Point eh. It looks fun. Shouldn't have called it metal gear though.
@emobrandemo1598
@emobrandemo1598 6 жыл бұрын
"I'm hideo Kojima you're nothing"😂
@jchris1697
@jchris1697 7 жыл бұрын
Took me 5 min to realize this was fake... I really thought this was real lol the whole company seemed so bad ass
@riconico2333
@riconico2333 6 жыл бұрын
That sub is Hideo Kojima anger translator, so i can say this is real
@ryanjarvis2178
@ryanjarvis2178 6 жыл бұрын
Took me 2 Min's to realize haha
@ghostface1166
@ghostface1166 6 жыл бұрын
Read the description its a joke
@benork5399
@benork5399 6 жыл бұрын
its real... The games coming out tomorrow.
@Pops6185
@Pops6185 6 жыл бұрын
Same here, I was thinking this guy gives no fvcks. Funny thing is that it turned out to be a crappy game.
@ayankarmakar6866
@ayankarmakar6866 5 жыл бұрын
This guy looks smart because he wears glasses XD
@starman1o5
@starman1o5 7 жыл бұрын
this can't possibly be the real translation
@PrioBak
@PrioBak 7 жыл бұрын
after that smart guy wearing glass... it seemed ridiculous lol
@gerryrivaldy4281
@gerryrivaldy4281 7 жыл бұрын
starman1o5 fucking obviously!
@starman1o5
@starman1o5 7 жыл бұрын
Gerry Rivaldy someone needs to piss off
@namebp
@namebp 7 жыл бұрын
starman1o5 you, I presume
@SeraphinaAizen1
@SeraphinaAizen1 7 жыл бұрын
No, it's not accurate. Kojima is to classy to say something like this in public (although he may very well think it). Her certainly has distanced himself from the project though, made it abundantly clear he wasn't involved in any way, and that he feels it's a "Metal Gear" game.
@Slashking24
@Slashking24 6 жыл бұрын
That awesome subtitles.. Made my day.. 😂😂😂😂
@Assassinboy8084fun
@Assassinboy8084fun 4 жыл бұрын
I’m just going to pretend this is real
@GForce_01
@GForce_01 6 жыл бұрын
As a heterosexual male, why do I love this man so much?
@DotyFuzz
@DotyFuzz 6 жыл бұрын
it's a just a good ol fashion bro love
@NextDaniZ
@NextDaniZ 6 жыл бұрын
Because mortal humans are being attracted by gods.
@thecolossaltitan1092
@thecolossaltitan1092 6 жыл бұрын
The Wandering Knight hahahaahha
@themayqueen666
@themayqueen666 6 жыл бұрын
Hah! Gaaaay!
@FlowerKnight2
@FlowerKnight2 7 жыл бұрын
Shit I thought this was real for a second, was laughing my ass off at the "Look at this MacFag on the left" XD
@Booogiemancousin69
@Booogiemancousin69 7 жыл бұрын
Sir Fortesque76 IT ISNT
@blockparts
@blockparts 7 жыл бұрын
i can understand japanese, I guarantee you these captions are legit
@pimpnamedguapo6909
@pimpnamedguapo6909 7 жыл бұрын
There actually not, this is all fake
@blinker8402
@blinker8402 7 жыл бұрын
TheVeryNextDay and Friends he was sarcastic
@femfreq604
@femfreq604 7 жыл бұрын
Also speak Japanese, these captions are 100% correct
@TheFelipe10848
@TheFelipe10848 7 жыл бұрын
I can read minds and this is exactly what Kojima is thinking lol
@jimmorgan8688
@jimmorgan8688 6 жыл бұрын
cheese ham I'm my life its all real.
@TheTrueAegonTargaryen
@TheTrueAegonTargaryen 3 жыл бұрын
After 4 years I'm just seeing this masterpiece 🤣
@sakuyaizayoi382
@sakuyaizayoi382 7 жыл бұрын
why is this in my recommended section
@CloroxBleach-mh5mk
@CloroxBleach-mh5mk 7 жыл бұрын
Ashton Hammond I don't know
@CloroxBleach-mh5mk
@CloroxBleach-mh5mk 7 жыл бұрын
Ashton Hammond Yes you may
@totallynotsane4495
@totallynotsane4495 7 жыл бұрын
Ashton Hammond did someone change his name just to say that
@DotyFuzz
@DotyFuzz 7 жыл бұрын
my video is now getting recommended ?
@sakuyaizayoi382
@sakuyaizayoi382 7 жыл бұрын
+Doty Fuzz yes
@acerothstein292
@acerothstein292 8 жыл бұрын
"More like Metal Gear is trying to survive" Daaaamn
@MiguelAlvarez-ty1jt
@MiguelAlvarez-ty1jt 8 жыл бұрын
"steven Spielberg is the hideo kojima of film making." - Hideo Kojima
@saadahmed386
@saadahmed386 6 жыл бұрын
I have played every single metal gear except metal gear survive, you know why - because its NOT metal gear!
@hopingmeme1154
@hopingmeme1154 4 жыл бұрын
Try playing it without thinking its a Metal Gear and thinking its just a regular everyday zombies game, trust me, you'll feel a bit less like a sinner when doing that
@hopingmeme1154
@hopingmeme1154 4 жыл бұрын
@I ChoCked On Stick UwU I know, but you'll feel less dirty that way, despite hearing your own soul suffering as you play
@PhonePulseReviewOfficial
@PhonePulseReviewOfficial 4 жыл бұрын
Plant vs zombies lol
@Pacopenia
@Pacopenia 7 жыл бұрын
in the first 60 seconds i thought it was real
@DotyFuzz
@DotyFuzz 7 жыл бұрын
most people did
@aaaaaaaaaaaa808
@aaaaaaaaaaaa808 7 жыл бұрын
OMG this is so fkin funny, I remember watching this back in 2008.
@mv03dl100
@mv03dl100 7 жыл бұрын
lol the video came out on 19th Aug, 2016
@aaaaaaaaaaaa808
@aaaaaaaaaaaa808 7 жыл бұрын
mv03dl100 the actual behind the scene footage was from MGS4 back in 2008.
@mv03dl100
@mv03dl100 7 жыл бұрын
aaaaaaaaaaaa808 ahh I thought you ment this video
@johnnyjones4613
@johnnyjones4613 7 жыл бұрын
mv03dl100 it's the same video just other subtitles
@More_Con
@More_Con 7 жыл бұрын
Johnny Jones no shit sherlock
@Gor1ockBlah
@Gor1ockBlah 6 жыл бұрын
Now thats a boss I can understand and get along with.
@venomart4768
@venomart4768 6 жыл бұрын
Gordon L Blackhorse the subs just a joke bruh
@Gadget-Walkmen
@Gadget-Walkmen 5 жыл бұрын
@@venomart4768 I'm sure so was the comment.
@spookz5111
@spookz5111 6 жыл бұрын
*Metal Gear series* Press *F* to pay respect
@markguardiana600
@markguardiana600 5 жыл бұрын
Metal Gear is not trying to Survive
@trashycannoey
@trashycannoey 5 жыл бұрын
*metal gear trying to survive*
@klauser9779
@klauser9779 5 жыл бұрын
*you mean X since its a PlayStation game*
@garbaege9950
@garbaege9950 5 жыл бұрын
Konami used to sell SOLID masterpieces but it looks like they are just trying to SURVIVE
@xXphantom9030Xx
@xXphantom9030Xx 5 жыл бұрын
Hideo Kojima:"look at how they massacred my boy"
@ianspazynski6147
@ianspazynski6147 8 жыл бұрын
"It's like konami took a shit right in his face" LMFAO!!!
@deenanthekemoni5567
@deenanthekemoni5567 4 жыл бұрын
I love how he swears like a pirate all the time. He's the Man.
@marcobho747
@marcobho747 7 жыл бұрын
" *i hoped for the yakoza to rape you or something like that but ok* " this is art
@xSinicle
@xSinicle 7 жыл бұрын
I wish he would do something japanese to Survive
@johnathanmaturino1208
@johnathanmaturino1208 6 жыл бұрын
HideousKojima *commits seppuku*
@insertnamehere8723
@insertnamehere8723 6 жыл бұрын
HideousKojima 500 hours of convoluted plot, underage nondisclosed female and a tenticle...
@TalesOfGod
@TalesOfGod 6 жыл бұрын
HideousKojima Japanese usually means extreme so how far are you willing to go
@tachyonX370
@tachyonX370 6 жыл бұрын
If hideo kojima was there there wouldn't be mgs survive , there would be something better
@amsablan
@amsablan 6 жыл бұрын
Yes! Kojima-Sama should make a JAPANESE themed series with a JAPANESE protagonist! Weather it's a Samurai, Ninja or Modern Super Soldier, if Kojima made it, I'll give it a try.
@JohnRusindo
@JohnRusindo 7 жыл бұрын
"now I need you to get the fuck outta here before I do something Japanese to you" 😂😂😂
@MattHew-sf5ho
@MattHew-sf5ho 7 жыл бұрын
That part got me
@jpp2817
@jpp2817 7 жыл бұрын
It's because I'm hideo fucking kojima
@wesley.3250
@wesley.3250 5 жыл бұрын
This was clearly made by a mgs fan, and that's why it's perfect👌.
@nakko3017
@nakko3017 8 жыл бұрын
This translation is wrong.
@pixelint3768
@pixelint3768 8 жыл бұрын
That's the joke
@XYPHER95
@XYPHER95 8 жыл бұрын
you're so smart.
@Alex_Mercer_The_PROTOTYPE
@Alex_Mercer_The_PROTOTYPE 8 жыл бұрын
~facepalm~
@turkerakca
@turkerakca 8 жыл бұрын
damn sherlock
@Draganox25
@Draganox25 8 жыл бұрын
read the description dumbass
@Dakayto
@Dakayto 7 жыл бұрын
I finally found this video, now ill show it to my friends and say its real
@m_jade3602
@m_jade3602 5 жыл бұрын
This is a gold mine of comedy...never gets old😂
@thegrimyeaper
@thegrimyeaper 5 жыл бұрын
3:39 I got a headache from laughing
@jwnj9716
@jwnj9716 6 жыл бұрын
Comedy Gold.
@stormcrowlegendary3512
@stormcrowlegendary3512 6 жыл бұрын
Speaking of jokes, is it just me or did every one else not take this game seriously either? I thought it was just a belated April Fools joke. It is like something out of the Game Infarcer Gam Informer does every year. Unfortunately it can be added to the heap of Farces that came true.
@jwnj9716
@jwnj9716 6 жыл бұрын
That's what I thought at first.
@agentjay8173
@agentjay8173 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah my slow ass lol but I just really want to know what he thinks yes this is funny lol but idk I want his reall opinion
@gino14
@gino14 5 жыл бұрын
I love how all loanwords are properly translated and nothing else
@skylerpainter1307
@skylerpainter1307 7 жыл бұрын
it would be funny if hideo was really like this
@amerlad
@amerlad 6 жыл бұрын
to the guy who made this, you are everything i love about the internet, this shit is funnier than anything i've seen in 2 years. thank you for the raughs (laughs)
@darthbarnos6982
@darthbarnos6982 5 жыл бұрын
Everyone knows this Even kojima Even god Even the people who died knows that..... Shinkawa is gay
@reply-if-need-insult
@reply-if-need-insult 5 жыл бұрын
True.
@daddychill7863
@daddychill7863 5 жыл бұрын
Is he truly gay or u joking ?
@ryd3r419
@ryd3r419 5 жыл бұрын
He isn't a god
@klauser9779
@klauser9779 5 жыл бұрын
@@ryd3r419 yes, kojima is a god
@ryd3r419
@ryd3r419 5 жыл бұрын
@@klauser9779 No he isn't he is an asshole
@WhatAreYouBuyen
@WhatAreYouBuyen 8 жыл бұрын
The subtitles are amazing... If Kojima's fake twitter accounts were real, this is what it would sound like yep!
@DotyFuzz
@DotyFuzz 8 жыл бұрын
damn, a 82K sub channel watched my video??.....I'm flattered
@WhatAreYouBuyen
@WhatAreYouBuyen 8 жыл бұрын
Make more this is comedy gold! :D
@jakecalatayud8244
@jakecalatayud8244 6 жыл бұрын
I watch this at least once a week still
@unusualkmc
@unusualkmc 4 жыл бұрын
"I don't want to sound arrogant, but the game is going to be a f*cking bomb. Sometimes, I get lost in my own genius mind" 😂😂😂😂
@sher.8971
@sher.8971 4 жыл бұрын
This feels like an R rated Japanese 'The Office' spinoff.. and I love it.
@martingarciaarvidson6684
@martingarciaarvidson6684 7 жыл бұрын
Comedy gold bro. Comedy gold. I'm rofling hard @ this xDD "Look at this Macfag on the left" ahahaha. i love how it starts out subtle and believable, only to completely go nuts towards the end xDD dude you should be a professional comedian. make your own show or something xDD
@DotyFuzz
@DotyFuzz 7 жыл бұрын
wow, never saw myself as a comedian, but thanks anyway :)
@DAAANNNIIIEEELLL100
@DAAANNNIIIEEELLL100 6 жыл бұрын
"More like metal gear trying to survive" XD
@Le_Schlag
@Le_Schlag 6 жыл бұрын
xD
@alihasanabdullah7586
@alihasanabdullah7586 6 жыл бұрын
When you actually know japanese, and see those subtitles.........
@Hunter-im3tg
@Hunter-im3tg 6 жыл бұрын
Ali Hasan Abdullah you know Japanese?!!
@teacherfromthejungles6671
@teacherfromthejungles6671 6 жыл бұрын
@@Hunter-im3tg wow! a man who knows another language!!
@tojatak6222
@tojatak6222 6 жыл бұрын
So what they are talking about
@АлексейГучмазов
@АлексейГучмазов 5 жыл бұрын
@@teacherfromthejungles6671 yes, i'm exist
@teacherfromthejungles6671
@teacherfromthejungles6671 5 жыл бұрын
@@АлексейГучмазов am is a verb. learn how to use a language before claiming that you can use it.
@jedaaa
@jedaaa 8 жыл бұрын
'you need to get out of here before i do something Japanese to you!' fucking pissing myself :DDDD
@dianakittley9178
@dianakittley9178 8 жыл бұрын
"metal gear survive more like metal gear is trying to survive" -shinkawa 2008
@ardiessadida5146
@ardiessadida5146 4 жыл бұрын
We know that deep down in his heart, "look how they massacred ma boy"
@acortez3195
@acortez3195 5 жыл бұрын
Whose watching this in 2019?
@latinstyle7935
@latinstyle7935 7 жыл бұрын
Long Live Kojima, he is a genius.
@nathandrake841
@nathandrake841 6 жыл бұрын
A greedy bastard
@SpankyJ
@SpankyJ 4 жыл бұрын
3 years late and somehow in my recommended feed but so glad it was.
@tulioroberto9438
@tulioroberto9438 7 жыл бұрын
now Kojima will dress up like boss and steal konami's plans
@makh7383
@makh7383 5 жыл бұрын
If anyone wants to know... writing at 0:01 says, Metal Gear Solid 4, producer Hideo Kojima
@makh7383
@makh7383 5 жыл бұрын
1:10 says Character design, mechanic design, art designer, Shinkawa Yoji
@deadpooljr13
@deadpooljr13 7 жыл бұрын
"Now you need 2 GTFO here b4 i do something japanese 2 you." dude i fken died.😂😂
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