when i beam the 9 hour bionicle lore video directly into your brain

[@DuckBricks]

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[@ryanstephenson7312]

What? English please

[@coconuthead98]

It's the man himself!

[@tijera1234]

Oh no, the video corrupted/revealed him

[@p.g89]

oh Mata NUI it's the being from the time before time,great being of knowledge he knows all he sees all its Chris !😂

[@alecity4877]

you're the legend

[@cyborg_v271]

Each Braincell Popped Seperately

[@binary1045]

It has been 13 years since the franchise ended and I can still recite the story perfectly from memory

[@Durgemann]

It’s like that one time Oboeshoes started rattling off the 2006 storyline in his Bionicle Heroes playthrough and didn’t even stop to take a breath.

[@capootiscrepitoos]

So it all started when a bunch of dumb gay idiots called great beans built a big lego robot man...

[@GreentextFeverDreams]

A fellow Chronicler

[@Yan_Alkovic]

Gathered friends, listen again to our legend... of the Bionicle...

[@whytfdoineedacustomurl]

Maybe 7 if you count the reboot

[@bryanl7738]

that's way more duckbricks chris than any human is prepared for

[@STICKOMEDIA]

Lol

[@idkjordash]

He’s my celebrity crush

[@picklechin3061]

Duckbricks, you mean GOATBRICKS

[@theTomoaXL]

We stay Human because we are human, he stays Human because he knows the pain his true form will bring to our minds

[@weegee_hates_the_blind]

You turn the gear and knock the mask off. Each set sold separately.

[@Concerned_Custodian]

And then you spend over 20k on parts to make a bionicle larger than your dog.

[@nemnyoom]

instructions unclear bought a toa metru

[@XboxTF2Tidbits]

Instructions unclear, bought a new sealed toa Mata nui with my house’s asking price

[@ThomasStreet93]

As someone who fell off after the third movie, this is exactly what learning what happened after was like.

[@henzender9275]

As someone who watched the entire series in one sitting, it does feel exactly like this

[@Rick586]

Very impressive! It took me about a week XD

[@DigitamaSNARFF]

Yo same it was wild, had a job interview in the middle of it

[@SRGIProductions]

It's the kind of stuff that's perfect to fall asleep to.

[@ScorpMatoro]

​@@Rick586same here

[@kingofflames738]

Even in multi sittings.

[@erikroman1880]

I heard a funny comment quote on atrioc bionicle lore stream is "saying bionicles are just toys is like saying the bible is just paper"

[@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225]

Not to worry everyone, once she makes it to Bara Magna, she'll form herself a new body and find her way back.

[@vegasfarmer1521]

If I recall Bara Magna was the original place where Mata Nui was created and that giant body on that planet is his old prototype body hence the reason it's slightly smaller than the one Makuta steals on Mata Nui

[@joepemberton9031]

Somehow, Velika returned...

[@zlosov5817]

Nah m8 that's the kind of buisness they take care of in the Red-conn star

[@haydenhayden]

As someone who got into Bionicle after it already ended, this is what learning the lore was like.

[@KrrakoReal]

Agreed

[@OverlyPositiveFanboy]

As someone who got into BIONICLE in 2009, I concur.

[@Lario_]

Agreed

[@spear-throw-legacy]

Agreed

[@ZacharyDietze]

Least insane Bionicle fan talking to an unaware average person:

[@eyre_]

I was literally rewatching the 9 hour video when this popped up. I'm not even up to the first whiteboard segment yet and I want to cry.

[@Unkle_Genny]

This is spectacularly amazing

[@irecordwithaphone1856]

REWATCHING?

[@boratsagdiyev152]

I've been through this exact situation twice. All i can say is that it has positively affected the trout population.

[@quantumblur_3145]

I don't want to know what you did

[@ClaireDuhLune]

I literally would fall asleep to the video to try and internalize it quicker lmao. If you count my sleep time I watched it maybe 3 times

[@ClaireDuhLune]

Yes I have autism

[@CLOYO]

You listen to KeroKeroBonito, we must be autistic

[@AlexanderRM1000]

You could probably just read a good chunk of Bionicle in that amount of time (although not while sleeping). Most of the lore is in the comics, the books+movies, and the Greg Farshtey stories, I've never counted how much but none of them are super long.

[@Brinkalski]

After getting super into bionicle again as an adult and actually learning the story, I finally understand how people can talk about bionicle for 3 straight hours

[@RHR199X]

It all started on Spherus Magna, thousands of years ago during a war for the element called Protodermis, a secret society of Great Beings made it their mission to construct a great robot to chart the stars, they engineered a menagerie of races to toil away and keep the Robot running, but one among them, Velika, gave these would be automatons sentience and thus the early hours of the Matoran universe began…

[@edgyhipster996]

As a fan of both series this is an Absolute Masterpiece of a vid. Perfectly Describes the insanity that Bionicle lore can be and I love it.

[@artistanthony1007]

Finding out the entire Islands were above a Giant Robot God is crazy, it is actually the one time I've come to like the idea overtime because it's not that bad or ruin anything, entire places looked less like actual places and something more a part of something "living".

[@DrMadd]

It really helps that it wasn’t a retcon. That plot twist was always the intention from the series beginning.

So basically a plot twist that makes sense in hindsight?

[@daviluiz6789]

Answer me one thing when Makuta Teridax stole Mata Nui's body, what happened to the Toas?

[@swagathan5]

@@daviluiz6789 They were still inside. We get a few story snippets showing Toa and other beings camping out inside the Matoran Universe when Teridax was taking over. Basically, from what I understand, when Teridax took over he essentially enslaved the population of Metru Nui and imprisoned the Turaga in the Coliseum, with Ahkmou as a puppet ruler. The Toa Mata managed to escape, however, and the Toa, Order of Mata Nui, and Dark Hunters all worked together to fight back against & escape the ire of Teridax. I also remember that Daxia, the island headquarters of the Order of Mata Nui, was destroyed, and those members who didn't die scattered. The head of the Order, Helryx, was imprisoned inside Teridax's brain and forced to listen to him for the Makuta's amusement. Eventually, one segment happens where Helryx, Axonn, Brutaka (sorta-possessed by the essence of a bunch of unborn, not-necessarily-evil-Makuta), Toa Lewa Nuva (posessed by Tren Krom, AKA Bionicle Cthuhlu), Makuta Miserix (not evil per se, moreso neutral, was betrayed by Teridax), and the legendary Artakha. Makuta eventually ended up teleporting them all out into space, where Lewa (newly unpossessed) saved their lives with his air powers, following which they were teleported to the nearby planet of Bota Magna, either by Vezon with his Mask of Dimensional Gates or by the Insane Great Being living in the place the group was teleported to. That's all I can remember off the top of my head.

[@Max44321]

I actually watched that 9 hour video. No regrets. Good Bionicle lore.

[@exzyyd392]

Matoro immediately after putting on the mask

[@jacksongibbs8998]

Press F to pay respects

[@Ultras_450]

​@@jacksongibbs8998F

[@ryankelsay5984]

My friends and I did a PowerPoint night, and I made one about the chronology of Bionicle from the earliest recorded history to the Toa Mata arriving on Mata Nui. It was 50 mins long. This was basically them during the entire thing.

[@ToasterFrog-dv6wk]

This new Indiana Jones movie looks GREAT!!!

[@TheCakesCup26]

As someone who has watched the entire video through multiple times, I can confirm this is accurate

[@purplehaze2358]

I love how the 9 hour Bionicle lore lecture is now a meme in the Bionicle community.

[@generalduckie6498]

This was how I felt too booting up the 9 hour bionicle lore video.

[@onemorevideo1305]

It gave me inescapable Bionicle fever dreams for like 3 days.

[@newbornpeach0987]

As someone who watches that video on a daily basis. I can confirm it does feel like that

[@insanelybruh285]

I knew it was getting serious when he pulled out the whiteboard lol

[@trig1582]

I watched the whole thing in one sitting just a few months ago. I never knew the whole giant robot twist when I was a kid and it completely blew my mind

[@XboxTF2Tidbits]

I would like to thank you, for I have became biological chronicle.

[@jeffreyaguilar8028]

I want to do one where Paul Attreides puts his hand in the box and in his pain sees visions of the 9 hour lore video.

[@loganh4642]

I’ve watched the lore vid like 5 times within the past year or so. It’s great

[@kayb2930]

Ive watched the whole series plus the 9 hour recap an ungodly amount of times 🤣

[@STICKOMEDIA]

I can relate, I've sat through the video twice 💀, quite the experience, but he has a good narrator voice

[@TabularSolid0]

When 9 hours of Bionicle lore is more interesting than the entire last season of GoT

[@carsonbailey7090]

Hahaha! I literally just finished watching his lore videos last week.Amazingly timed.

[@JoeContext]

These memes inspired me to try getting into Bionicle and I'm now convinced this might be the best way to do it. If G3 is real please just do a TV show or something

[@pkann6]

Loved every second of this... then that last shot 🤌 perfection

[@CuldesacNYC]

"A quick recap-"

[@ChimpWithaHandGrenade]

I literally just finished watching that lmfao

[@helixxmusic]

i’ve binged that series before

[@PARR-E]

POV: You're going to Bara Magna.

[@CommanderWolf888]

I've watched the full Duckbricks retelling two times now.

[@AlmightySupreme1]

I didn't know what a bionicle was a months ago so this would be quite helpful

[@evgenyransky3545]

Welcome! There are many more exciting things ahead of you

[@asdrubalvect6328]

"I have something for you. I don't want it any more. 9 HOURS OF BIONICLE LORE! *ALL AT ONCE!* All for you."

[@puffythedestroyer8878]

This event happened just last night on their own channel. As foretold.

[@-error-7936]

Bionicle live action lore looking good 😂

[@dizzykrogan]

This is very accurate to what im doing to a friend right now

[@bioman1hazard607]

I hope duckbricks sees this

[@spacegoat0213]

I now have the power of a god

[@snowboundmage]

oh good, you linked the video in the description. Time for a watch

[@BasementDweller_]

The knowledge is OVERFLOWING!

[@Zero_Gyro]

quick recap guys

[@hilariousskullnamedcatzo647]

Bonkle lore:

[@YasaiTsume]

Meanwhile Retrospective enjoyers: "In a time before time, on the island of Mata Nui, six Toa canisters washed ashore..." *Gravity Hurts guitar riff*

[@akdreamer6497]

So true bestie

[@Monkchelle_Kongbama]

Tangental, but i audit the date of my memories by recalling just what was going on with bionicle at the same time. Does wonders for getting your childhood chronology in order.

[@NucularDonkey12]

DuckBricks is the fucking GOAT, this videos hilarious

[@frostace8057]

Me with my friends (I'm the one beaming it)

[@smallboyahoy]

Best meme ever

[@jarekkish5515]

Thinking about seeing the Dial of Unity, Duty, and Destiny,

[@Chronicler177]

I did this to my wife but over the course of 9 years

[@Doctor_17]

Watched the whole of the lore series. Twice. Worth it. The lore of Bionicle is an ocean in width in span. Especially compared to the parking lot puddle that NEO Shifters is.

[@weebcraft6829]

Neo Shifters story is just Transformers G1 though

[@OmegaCorsair]

Bionicle And Warhammer 40K fans fighting to see who has the most lore:

[@tranqle73]

And then she landed on Bara Magna and liberated the planet from the Skrall before inhabiting another giant robot

[@kaden-sd6vb]

And then fighting a DIFFERENT giant robot, then restoring life to the planet and then dying

[@ArtianSetS]

I was literally trying to figure out a portion of Bionicle lore earlier today and had a similar experience. Also it's not fair he has a Skopio and I don't I never was able to get one as a kid!!

[@ianhorvath5791]

Been slow burning thay series for almost a month so this timing is perfect

[@RodsRetroplays]

Funny how I did just watch Kingdom of The Crystal Skull yesterday

[@essengerbionicle]

same lmao

[@notflygonas]

me explaining you the life of matoro

[@pink_kino]

accurate

[@bilodeaumichael3]

My Brother in Christ, the Deep Lore cannot break me. I was there when it was written.

[@EdwardEstacado]

Me trying to explain Warhammer 40k lore to my friends

[@Gnomesayin]

Each set contains multitudes.

[@Darumaster]

Saw the Bionicle dream again last night. I bought a Makuta Icarax in it. Be box was huge, like I was a kid holding it. Maybe I was.

[@3ndlessL00p]

The way Mata Nui nuts at the end is the best part

[@VeeTOHFan]

I recognized every frame of the video 👍

[@lordscourge9395]

True unlimited power

[@Scotttjt]

Ahh, that was a nice lore appetizer. Now give her the main course of *Elder Scrolls* lore.

[@jdprofanitybatman5212]

So this is the new Indiana Jones movie I've heard so much about

[@dusksentry5836]

me sending that video to any and all of my friends who show even a passing interest in bionicle

[@EchoSoldi3r]

DUCKBRICKS MY BELOVED

[@Natgunner]

Yeah the ending of this is perfect. It took me like 3 days to get through that video even after skipping the recap interludes and title cards

[@tijera1234]

Wake me... when Duckbricks react to this please haha

[@Bionickpunk]

Cate Blanchett gets her molecules beamed into space after learning about the meaning of life.

[@elmarm.5224]

Every year its time to rewind

[@ToaRahkshi]

Rahkshi in thumbnail, I like 👍🏽

[@TARRSS]

So that's how ultron felt when vision snap him back to reality

[@jessewildman1292]

This is the way of the bionicle…

[@uncannysnake]

Matoroooo!!!!!!

[@mrmackey8776]

you know what i think this guy likes Bionicle's

[@Dio_Brando290]

This is how you summon the great spirit Mata nui

[@Enbeanie]

ironically this meme has a better plot than Dial Of Destiny

[@Xenronnify]

rookie mistake, she forgot to wear her Great Rau.

[@tomvhresvelg9286]

Bionicle should be in next SRW. With Matoro survival route, Toa Mahri fighting Ahkmou riding Exo toa, Kongu getting new Equipment and summoning Rahi to ride, Jala getting Lhikan's mask which is restored to great by Arthaka, Huki's Warblade getting Koli basket as pommel, Nuparu using volitak to hide as pounces with Blaster blade, and slashing with blade shield like Deathscythe hell. Wanna see Neo Zeon seeking Ignika to make Zeon great again with Haman piloting Acguy, and others piloting Kapool,Marine Hizack,Zgok E, Hygogg, and Zock to raid mask of life. Haman felt the power of ignika by Newtype wave.

[@whiskers933]

Hey this reminds, I should go watch it again.

[@Deedreiw]

Be not afraid!

[@Okmeis]

That's what Toa Ignika must have felt like.

[@Theauramasternul]

I've listened to an 8 hour Avengers Secret Wars comic explanation video during work, this honestly wouldn't be all that bad.

[@essengerbionicle]

but in 10 seconds? :7

[@lukestarkiller1470]

She just got ejected from the universe at the end there

[@Mate397]

Correction, when someone unworthy of such knowledge gets it beamed into their head.

[@Kohdok]

Oh wow I actually got a headache.