When it's the Salem witch trials but you're a magician

[@MK197]

“Have u seen me make potions?” “Y E S” “I WAS MAKING SOUP!!”

[@vanterbaba4110]

"AND YOU CANT PROVE ME OTHERWISE!"

[@albertpardillo6221]

WHY ARE YOU MAKING SOUP I'M AT THE SOUP AISLE

[@macekreislahomes1690]

Depending on what state the soup, is in and how it's contained, that soup ile is also literally centrys away from ever being made, and would exist within a store that also won't exest for centreys.

[@shadowling77777]

@@albertpardillo6221 WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?

[@MK197]

@Banana Does Things i love him back

[@bldrun1504]

He brings up a valid question: is soup a potion

[@NerdyCatCoffeeee]

Technically, yes but technically no, because you do eat/consume soup which gives your body energy to do certain stuff like heal or something, depending on the soup, on the other hand it's actually your body doing the healing and other stuff so the soup itself isn't a potion.

[@dunyacaliskan7495]

Potions require magical spells to be used when they're being made.

[@MsLilly200]

If the soup has herbs or spices in it, it's a potion.

[@hellohooman8962]

@@NerdyCatCoffeeee Then... It's not a potion?

[@Sagolel4797]

@@dunyacaliskan7495 The magic spell used here is "placebo maxima"

[@crapcase3985]

I love how the guy accusing him is a fucking time traveller.

[@shadowling77777]

Ikr lmfao

[@averyinterestingpineapple6038]

So is he

[@AaronNashor]

Wait that adds so many layers to this story

[@robintitanstudios6455]

Actually the guy accusing him is the sole time traveler. The witch can peer into the future through temporal magic or perhaps scrying the future through a crystal ball hence why he gets what the time traveler refers to

[@JakubS]

he's having some fun

[@oscarwang7227]

I like how the judge is simultaneously awestruck and suspicious at the card tricks

[@peterwang5660]

I thought for a while that he just wanted to see magic tricks and used the trial to force the magician to perform.

[@klodpraisor]

sus?

[@kitty667]

1:45 The face of a four year old wondering if he should trust them

[@kitty667]

@@peterwang5660 haha

[@kitty667]

@@peterwang5660 or to ruin his career

[@chicopluma]

the fact that both of them know about a movie that doesn't exist yet, kinda proof that both are witches

[@chriscanfly6386]

Ones a time traveler

[@FadiSaaidi]

The witch is a witch and the judge is a time traveler

[@theassassin4821]

That’s what I thought

[@louiscypher4186]

@@FadiSaaidi time travel is witchcraft

[@sixjhontongalamar979]

@@louiscypher4186 arguable. Time travel can be due to advanced tech. Nonetheless, as someone said that a complex technology could be seen as magic. It's pretty much dependent on definition/interpretation. So technically, if we go back in time with modern tech we all would be witches to them.

[@logangalimi6013]

I loved how the judge desperately stacked the papers on their desk and then immediately hit them off

[@johnjeff17]

That part made me laugh

[@Falcon1200]

That's my favorite part 😂

[@priyanshugoel3030]

The odds were stacked against that witch.

[@dutchraider2]

@@priyanshugoel3030 Oh they were odds. I thought they were paper. Ah well...whatever works

[@biswajitnath804]

so cliched 😂

[@pro_154]

"The movie is litterlly centuries away from being made" Just like the idealized version of the world, I love it

[@bobpobcf9723]

They are both witches they can both see the future

[@Tiki-mq1fb]

yeah or an automatic hand pistol...

[@sataniccereal]

Centuries is being modest.

[@theunbalancedcharge2077]

@@sataniccereal not that modest. It was less than 3 centuries

[@endertgyjvcvcdfg]

Wishfull thinking.

[@Maktuf]

The wispers from the jury got me so bad 😂

[@okjumps7307]

Maktuf? No way

[@al3diumgd310]

Same lmao

[@dijkstra4678]

pspspspspspsps

[@unoriginal_5]

Cat would like to know your location

[@bigmoe9856]

Took me back to elementary

[@pro_154]

"Okay im a witch" "wheres my gun" "right here" I don't know how but this is a pretty exact description of how i wanna handle every problem in life right now

[@stabbypandarogue8164]

Shoot all our problems away!

[@lop1652]

You would love Guns Akimbo.

[@BrytniLove]

Ya, turn the tables on those bitches lol. You got this big homie. In case of course you’re planning some sort of crime, then I think I’m humanly obligated to say “no, please don’t”.

[@superspiderdum]

slight of hand and misdirection can go a long way

[@gavinr.3170]

I can’t stop watching Seven Hunnid on KZbin bruhh😭😭

[@chrisbellard2884]

Dr. Strange: "you do very good magic, where did you train?" Scott: " At home... in house arrest...from KZbin videos... Dr. Strange: " Lies."

[@Silver4Hire]

I would love to see Scott pull a magic trick on Strange lmao

[@chrisbellard2884]

@@Silver4Hire he cant. The sheer level of awesomeness would break the universe

[@guywithafunnymustache]

Last one should be Umbridge *shouting from the corner* : lies, all lies!

[@Georg3e]

There'd probably be someone in the mcu Who's trained like Doctor Strange and uploading how to preform real magic on youtube

[@kusogaki2760]

Funny thing in the Salem trial If you confess you're a witch and show them how you do it, the chance of they're forgiving you is higher than refusing if you're not a witch

[@Random_Dude4486]

Wow really?

[@alittleimagination9023]

You say that like you've been there. Lol

[@esthermazarura2255]

Paedon me, but who is that person on your profile picture?

[@nicolasrivera1]

@@alittleimagination9023 No they`re right. If you admitted to being a witch, they`d jail you. but if you denied, they tested it, mostly leading to your death

[@BrazilianPegging]

Yeah, they tied you down with rocks in a river to see if you would float. If you sunk to the bottom and died you were innocent. If you float and survive you are guilty.

[@michaelstidham5709]

“Theres 52 cards in that deck which give me” *counts on fingers* “1 out of 52 chance of getting the card” (someone in the jury) “wow that was fast math” lmao that was great I cried at that 😂😂

[@urushihara_]

The judge can do math?! He's a witch!

[@michaelstidham5709]

Shit mathematics is the work of witchcraft 😂😂 not to sound stupid but I’m ass at math lol!

[@molybdaen11]

@@urushihara_ Believe it or not, even in the middle age they were math books. OK, they were mostly used by the nobility and theocraty but they existed.

[@mcpecommander5327]

@@molybdaen11 r/woosh

[@medexamtoolscom]

I thought he was going to say 2 score and 12, actually.

[@coin5207]

Can't believe this dude just broke the statute of secrecy exposing himself to muggles like that

[@phscience797]

Wasn’t that only put in place after the trials?

[@rageoftyrael]

Oh no, he killed them all and dissappeared into the mist.

[@WhiteWbbit]

Little known fact, this guy is actually responsible for the statute of secrecy. Before this instance the muggles only assumed the existence of Magical folk through word of mouth and gossip. But this guy straight up revealed himself which made the muggles triple down on their efforts; resulting in the death of millions of Magical folk and the creation of the statute of secrecy.

[@matejsochor1673]

Dead men don't talk. ;)

[@helvarstark4282]

This is peak chaotic dumbass energy

[@blobbowo]

soup is a potion, it's a concoction of various consumables heated in a pot using a fire, and you stir it once in a while, and when you drink it, it gives you the buff "well fed", for a few hours, it's pretty powerful.

[@nashireillustrationshiatus7602]

*me: waiting for this clever comment to blow up*

[@tylerreif32]

The only way you could possibly know that...IS IF YOU WERE A WITCH! GET EM' BOYS!

[@jakubkot3282]

That depends. If it's clear soup, like a boulion, then that's a potion. But if it has chunks of vegetables, then it wouldn't be a potion IMO

[@Gaellka]

Nobody didnt get the reference?? It's terraria.

[@sixjhontongalamar979]

@@tylerreif32 but now that you know it YOU ARE A WITCH TOO!

[@foiledthrice]

You got some fast fingers my guy. Only saw one frame where the 4 of hearts and ace of spades were both visible. Bravo

[@JamesRolin]

…. Are we not doing phrasing anymore?

[@danielyuan9862]

now just remove that frame and it looks legit :D

[@liondeluxe3834]

Frame rate is probably like 24 or 30 fps

[@1mariomaniac]

@@JamesRolin lmao

[@antonioarreola3097]

Witchcraft

[@kimtgf7152]

'Are you a witch' 'No' 'Oh yeah, I am convinced, what do you think, I am stupid ?' 'Yes' I am still laughing at this joke.

[@gnarlyburrito5123]

I want a Ryan George and Zach crossover....where one just deals with the other's universe full of the other person all looking the same and how they look different.

[@forgottengodoffear131]

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[@teslaromans1023]

Lmao that would be very jarring to watch

[@gnarlyburrito5123]

@@teslaromans1023 It be easy to do, based on how they do vids they dont even need to meet in person. Ryan: Hey....who are you? Zach: OH me? I'm a person Ryan: OK, but why you look like that? Zach: Am I suppose to take that as an insult or something? Ryan: No....you just....you... Zach: I what? Ryan: You look different. Zach: Well so do you? Ryan: Yea, but I mean you don't look like me. Zach: And you don't look like me. I can keep going, but I'm sure they write something better. Both very funny people

[@EeveeGavin]

@@gnarlyburrito5123 you could say it would be super easy. Barely a inconvenience.

[@theonebman7581]

We need this and we need it badly, I decided

[@vartanpanossian7331]

Dude you really are great at this "conversational" comedy and I'm all for it!

[@r.j.tammaro8383]

I love how self aware it is about timeline Inaccuracies

[@dilloe2illicit449]

Dude you’re fucken hilarious 😂😂 he put stuff on the table just to throw it off lmfaooo

[@johnchessant3012]

Wow 400 years later, that (surprisingly modern) gun was passed down to Zach's landlord!

[@KingBullDogg]

Mikeburnfire would love to get a glimpse of that relic

[@randomusername284]

Does he really just take a stack of papers with him everywhere he goes, just so he can be dramatic? Hilarious

[@jorianrennen2742]

I was thinking the same thing😂

[@grimdolo918]

Don't you?

[@mr.4o513]

*Yes*

[@kyleterry5190]

Who doesn't?

[@Celeste-jh2lj]

This was amazing! I could only imagine how mind blown people back then would be by today

[@manuondetatu]

They would probably try to burn everyone alive.

[@molybdaen11]

Party tricks are nothing new.

[@SpacedOut457]

This channel is way too underrated, these skits are fucking hilarious.

[@uBreeze]

I love the implication that a time travel became a judge and REALLY wanted to see specifically the Salem Witch Trials.

[@headsgrowback1]

I do like the idea of someone capable of the arcane arts utilizing them to perform novice sleight of hand parlor tricks.

[@lefterismplanas4977]

You just made your first D&D Character backstory/ introduction scene I suggest an arcane trickster.

[@miak.5196]

Nice set of words you got there, magic man .

[@FunkyDungeonMaster]

I lost it when he put stacks of papers on the desk just to dramatically shove them away

[@arsenelupin530]

I love how you break here the trope of "Magician never shows his tricks." Feels good to actually see the explanation behind the tricks and not always that annoying "Do not reveal it."

[@AlphawolfclanonBO2]

2:18 that's so clever WITCH" had me dying

[@siyutex6101]

Thing I never understood about the trials is: If someone was actually a witch then the jury would sure as hell be dead before they could ever lay a finger on her.

[@aussieginger1960]

That's an excellent point!

[@cahallo5964]

I don't know specifically about the Salem ones but most of the time when they were actually convicted of Witchcraft was because they did something trying to obtain magic powers according to satanic rite, so like, she was convinced of it because she boiled a baby's skeleton to make a potion (actual thing that happened btw) Most inquisitors didn't believe witchcraft gave you powers and ocasionally fined towns for false acussations because folk did believe it. It's a huge topic, a lot of propaganda because the Catholics hated Protestants and viceversa and most insane things you hear from the inquisition are English claims (they hated the Spaniards)

[@nonamepasserbya6658]

@@cahallo5964 So it's just overblown like how Nero is described as a madman And once again it's Catholics...

[@cahallo5964]

@@nonamepasserbya6658 you know, in the case of the inquisition, most outlandish claims come from the English acussing the Spaniards and the actual Salem trials were a protestant thing

[@alekzandervenegas7409]

"I was making soup that day!!" XD and "Low on mana" Oh my gosh XD

[@kingpapi163]

the whispers at 1:59 had me DYING 😭😭

[@neuro-3778]

Fun fact: The area in which the Salem Witch Trials took place actually had an outbreak of something called "rye ergot." A type of blight that forms in the same plant they were using to make their bread, and it has drug effects. It can cause paranoia, hallucinations, and a weakened immune system. This same blight is used in the creation of modern LSD. Of course, the effects aren't identical because LSD is synthetic and is no longer the same as the things it is derived from. You can probably see some rough similarities in what they do though.

[@ramenguy2186]

0:34 all he had to do was grab his chest and start screaming and the judge would've been burned instead

[@firebladetenn6633]

That’s about how I’d expect a witch hunt to go if Magic was real.

[@emmanuelugbor4843]

The way he puts the documents on the table then yeets them😂😂😂

[@ru5ty829]

Dude the jury all whispering was hilarious

[@Moley1Moleo]

The first cut to the jury was *chef's kiss*.

[@bakerbakura]

That ending was perfect!

[@theelephantandtherider9536]

"*pulls out papers, twice,* *THROWS THEM OFF DESK* OKAY, IF YOUR NOT-" HAHAHAHA killed me.

[@molybdaen11]

The funny thing is: Even in the super hard "hexenhammer" (witch hammer) there were clear instruction to not be fooled by "magicians" since they are just for show. No, they were searching for actual witches. And most of the cases the Inquisitor declares one for not guilty.

[@helvarstark4282]

Super interesting, didn’t know that!

[@tuluppampam]

Unfortunately (mostly feminist) propaganda made it look like the trials were merely an excuse to kill people. Most accused would be forced to abjure, and that was it, while rarely, if the accused refused or was found multiple times with false beliefs, they'd be executed. And they made sure to only condemn heretics, and not falsely accused people

[@molybdaen11]

@@tuluppampam It was mostly to press female nurses out of business really. Greed and stupidity ruined many life's.

[@tuluppampam]

@@molybdaen11 witch trials (in general) were to eliminate heresy, and that lead to people accusing all those who did not meet society's standards

[@lightwalker222]

TFW you confess being a witch and murder the judge right in front of the jury

[@notlair1805]

00:53 nice power move right there

[@RelativeResonance]

DUDE YOUR SKIT IS INSANE ITS SO #&#&@££ GOOD AHHHHH I've seen very good skits but this one is most genius I've ever seen

[@xBenevolution]

That was a twist I was not expecting!

[@zsan157]

Them: “ pew pew pew pew pew” The jury: 🗿

[@randomname8616]

3:04 Interrogator: "What?! How did you do that?" Defendant: "I didn't, you did. It seems that you are the witch!" Interrogator: "No, I'm not!" Defendant: "Then explain how you made the gun disappear and got the cards there." Interrogator: "I... I don't know." Defendant: "Aha! See?! You cannot explain it other than that is magic! Jury, I ask to you to consult your verdict on the real witch among us."

[@randomname8616]

Mandatory "interrogator was the imposter all along"/"amogus hehe xd" comment that someone is bound to reply with

[@DBSilver2024]

interrogator was the imposter all along"/"amogus hehe xd

[@threetreasures7698]

THIS sketch is so validating and satisfying…for us real witches. Especially the elimination of the accuser at the end. 😂😂

[@MzMaverick.]

Literally a jury of his peers lol. Zach is gonna have me practicing witchcraft.. I mean "magic"😅

[@KingCompany26]

You get a sub for that brilliant ending

[@shailameila8815]

I love this. I love everything about this!

[@ipyrolyx6434]

That’s my fav skit you’ve done!

[@Lofikingsnow]

Bro your funny asf 🤣

[@OZMus]

That's def a jury of his peers.

[@saneleofmargate8785]

0:02 what's sad is that this is pretty much how they responded to a not guilty plea.

[@Clauricorn]

The Wonderful Wizard of Oz was actually a book before it was a movie.

[@LaughnCry27]

2:55 getting apartment leasing vibes 👀

[@UnnamedCarapace]

That last bit is just pure Lisa, AKA Tattletale-self

[@MentalityxD]

You're going to have a million subscribers in less than a year man. So happy to see your channel blow up like this! Keep bringing the amazing content

[@name-vi6fs]

"We have time for one more." 😂

[@acenio654]

Pew pew pe- oh fuck, to the stakes I go.

[@loneylowf8876]

''oh shoot'' *gets shot* well he asked for it

[@liquiddonkey6530]

We need a universal plot device that explains conclusively why so many youtubers interact with clones of themselves...

[@Jalbesbe]

I like how the judge is a time traveler and the witch knows of these things probably from seeing the future. Or they are both time travelers and the witch is just from further in the future and seems to have magic

[@PlutoniumSlums]

0:44 hmm, i think I’ve seen that guy before...

[@gorudashiro]

If the witch trials hadn't been so tragic they would have been hilarious, because it's like, "if I'm a witch and I have all these Powers, then how are you safe even threatening me?"

[@sewlemony1470]

Love this guy he needs an HBO show STAT

[@chriscanfly6386]

Tv is dead

[@Ridlay_]

That was a trip hahaha. Nice, that’s a very clever scenario, you can really think of anything.

[@eduardocespedes4666]

3:14 to be continued

[@MonkeySimius]

Fun fact: lighters were invented before matches. By a witch, obviously.

[@Zekr0_]

I recently discovered your channel and I really loved the content. This is the 1st video I watched as a fresh upload 😂 Can you do one of those where it's 12th century in Europe and you cough a little and a man dressed in robe with crow mask "pays" you a visit? 💀 (My imagination stopped here)

[@jamesplayzreviews]

Wizard: Okay, I'm a witch Judge: Knew it! Where's my gun? Wizard: Right here Judge Oh sh-! *Gunshot*

[@wicked.a950]

3:09 main reason I thought witch hunts were stupid, after all if there really are witches that gained power from the devil what's a group of humans with ordinary stones and pitchforks gonna do...

[@T3RRY_T3RR0R]

Love that ending. Blindsided me completely - Clearly I need to watch more of your videos.

[@TheStitchWitchPodcast]

as someone who actually practices witchcraft, I can confirm that we go 'pew pew pew' and spells manifest :)

[@pro_154]

Please curse my ex, ill give you my time, money and seed

[@lonelyshpee7873]

@METAL CORGI shhh don't be mean

[@sukura__blooms8189]

@METAL CORGI i don’t think they’re the same witches you’re thinking of lol. i’m not a witch, so im not too knowledgable on the subject, but i think ive heard things about simply mixing around medicinal herbs that have affects on the human body? im not too sure, so this is probably inaccurate, but its along the lines of that sort of thing :)

[@TomEyeTheSFMguy]

I remember you! You turned me into a newt!

[@nevermindmine]

@METAL CORGI bet you don’t believe in spirits either

[@matthewkirk9695]

That ending though

[@StephanieJeanne]

The jury was hysterical! 😂👍

[@elshroomness]

The fact that both of them were from the future just means they are best friends just joshing around throughout space...... And time. Is this Rick and Morty?

[@merciah]

Missed a perfect opportunity with the gun. "How'd you do that?" "I didn't do it. You did. You're a witch."

[@Ajc-ni3xn]

2:12 wait what

[@jackashmore]

What a lowkey way Zach showing of his magic skillz

[@crystallxix1493]

Maybe the real witch was the friends we made along the trial

[@meryamle6270]

Omg when he hid under the table 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Mo_Mauve]

0:00 Well technically he's right either way, if he could do real magic, he would be a wizard, not a witch.

[@WallaceWinchester]

Yeah but back then they called them witches

[@ivenkohn3404]

I love when he stacks up papers just to knock them off of the table, that was hilarious

[@Kithelas]

Did anyone else watch 2:30 at 0.25x speed

[@brxiii6048]

When you think about it, this was click bait, because he wasn’t a magician, he was a witch

[@hamzaferoz6162]

Try getting the Witchfinder General

[@sassylittleprophet]

Lol, LOVE Good Omens!

[@TexMeta]

Guy was so excited and entertained he didn't see the uno reverse execution coming.

[@Eyeball44]

Funnily enough, if you said “no” to being a witch, you were considered guilty and would be hanged, and if you “confessed” to being a witch, you would be released. A very stupid and insane period of history

[@wesnohathas1993]

Yet a far cry from being the only stupid and insane period of history.

[@firebladetenn6633]

The thing that always got me was the idea that these people were supposed to believe that these "Witches" could do the most amazing things, and upend reality, and CONJURE THE VERY POWERS OF HELL!!! And they also believed that a small group of peasents could overpower, torture, and execute one.

[@thephysicistcuber175]

2:31 hold up, how come 0.25 speed still not see what's going on?

[@broeheemed32]

You know.... spending a week in this guy's mind would be one hell of a vacation.

[@forgottengodoffear131]

This is when the magic uprisings started

[@piranhaplantX]

All I got from this is that real witches learned card tricks to disguise themselves from non-witches.

[@leyrua]

When you are both a magician AND a witch. I love this trope.

[@viktor7712]

It's brilliant how the jury starts whispering

[@sankarsandas793]

I really appreciate the fact that Zach actually learned the snap change for this video. Brilliantly executed ... loved it!

[@GambinoTheGoat]

they would probably be shocked about the internet pilgrims: OMG MESSAGES INSTANTLY WITCHCRAFT

[@reverseflashplays8615]

The judge knowing the future movies was hilarious