When Japanese Tell You There's An Earthquake

A lot of Vtubers were doing this as well and I really wanted to mention why this happens in Engrishu
Also the best video I featured:
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[@alternativedimension5454]

Fun fact: earthquakes happen in japan becouse the tectonic plates can't handle the sheer amount of cringe Sora produces.

[@ElemXCR]

LOL

[@DrakeRing]

you win

[@Tofu6969]

Damn….. Your a fucking genius

[@alexs.7956]

Makes sense

[@KokiriQyou]

LOL

[@JanitorAntisocial]

I like how the earthquake stopped right when "assquake" was uttered. Even the earth itself couldn't handle that pronunciation.

[@Zack_Zander]

Ass-day is ruined, XD

[@Zack_Zander]

Ass-day is ruined, XD

[@ArgyleAuroraAurealis]

@@islamisthetruewaytogod6812 In east asia we don’t believe in Islam so stfu

[@DuoSpear]

Earthquake 1 :Did he just call me assquake? Earthquake 2: yes Earthquake 1: Fuck it. Im going home.

[@Soroosh.S83]

lmao XDDD

[@EpikNotEpic]

Sora’s channel never fails to educate us on the importance of the a** and it’s exploration

[@LemonJongie23]

who tf are you

[@EpikNotEpic]

@@LemonJongie23 cud ask the same about u

[@aanyakolleri4315]

@@islamisthetruewaytogod6812 isn’t the quran basically a ripoff of the Bible, plus muhammad married a 6 year old. why does nobody find that wrong?

[@YllidTheLoonyDog]

@@islamisthetruewaytogod6812 no u

[@zacharyhasyourip3935]

ehhhhhh

[@alexflippin5867]

“Ass can be quaking, but it cannot shake the building like this” - Sora 2022

[@claymationgloves3662]

But when there's an A*squake the whole world shakes No?

[@matthewheald8964]

Lmao

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

Well, if the A◌◌quake is massive enough it can indeed be quite frightening

[@vinnycent007]

If a Japanese city person wanted to see the beach on Earth Day, it would go like this. "Today is A** Day and I like to seen some nice B*tchs. As a Sh*tty man, I don't get to often see b*tchs". Engrishu is the best language.

[@iambixncaaa_]

Lmaoo

[@Anits1989]

Native Spanish speakers also say beech or b*%tch instead of beach.

[@seanhartnett79]

Lol

[@ostracostio64]

@@Anits1989 What's the difference between beech and beach?

[@electrictroy2010]

Yeah they sound the same in my Philadelphia accent

[@hakuaarisugawa5145]

Can't wait for a new Avatar movie Sora the Troll, The last _ASSUBENDER_ .

[@Alexander_Lyumen]

We saw true аssbenders in the Shyamalan's movie 😂

[@SilverStormPax1996]

Engrishu will never cease to be adorably funny. If a Japanese person said A$$ to me talking about the earth I would probably bust a blood vessel trying not to laugh 😂 It’s too cute! Side note: Everyone else: “ITS AN EARTHQUAKE! run for cover!” Japanese people: “Soo… we still on for coffee or what?”

[@KawamotoKe]

My mom learned English by living in Canada so she speaks fluent ingurishu and it is the best thing ever. I love Ingurishu. She ordered black olives on a pizza recently and when it arrived there was broccoli and no olives lmao. I asked what she said on the phone and she was like: buraku oribu

[@SilverStormPax1996]

@@KawamotoKe Awhh lol 😂 Yeah to a English ear that would sound like broccoli 😂

[@Aoekin]

same here lol. lets go to the A** Day Fair!"

[@metaproductions6290]

Same here in Taiwan lmaooo

[@herpdederp6186]

Well, if you're a native English speaker, try reading Japanese stuff to a Japanese person and watch them try equally as hard not to explode. It's 1:1 I'd say.

[@Neopets4Life494]

never experienced an assquake but did experience an aftershock earthquake in japan where i was in the toilet at 1am in a 13-story building that was swaying for 5-10 minutes on and off because of it. "is this how i go?" i asked myself at the time. Though, i think i would be more afraid of a building shaking from an ass than an earthquake.

[@MoogieCripsyFries]

I wonder how big would an @$$ have to be to experience an aftershock from it? 🤔

[@julespumachu]

I love my aunt very much, but I believe her a$$ shakes homes. It's much less scary than being high up during a quake. I was on the 9th floor of a building built on rollers. I got whipped around and thrown into a large potted palm. I was so worried, I waited on a knoll, until I saw every person in my company exit the building. 😶🏢🪑🌴♡

[@MoogieCripsyFries]

@@julespumachu that sounds scary! Glad you're okay 👍Thankfully, I haven't been through an earthquake before let alone an @$$ one! I had an aunt who could've caused a boobie quake but that doesn't sound nearly as terrifying 😂

[@jevinliu4658]

You mean a**ershock?

[@antiformsora]

I had a similar experience! I was in Oita during the 2016 Kumamoto earthquakes. After like three days of pre-shock, shock, and aftershocks, one hit after a shower when I was barely in a towel. I was like I guess this is how I go.

[@peterx2016]

2:01 Sora perfectly described how I feel about Monday

[@animarain]

I never expected to laugh with an ass-joke, but your stupidly clever jokes actually made me laugh out loud! Thank you, Sora!!

[@animarain]

@@islamisthetruewaytogod6812 OMG dude, I'm so happy for you! Or... I'm sorry that happened to you! Either way, may Vishnu welcome you into Valhalla of Olympus!

[@animarain]

@@islamisthetruewaytogod6812 Oh Lord! Hallelujah! Are Gaea and Kronos fake gods too?

[@animarain]

@@islamisthetruewaytogod6812 But... But Ariana said that God is a woman...

[@erni2619]

2:49 *seismic tremors occur* Sora: no Earthquake: understandable, have a nice day

[@kokichi1326]

Dear Sora, I wanted to thank you. For everything. I've been struggling with a lot. Especially the past years and even now. But your videos make me smile each time and your humour always lifts up my mood. I remember having a panic attack once and no one being there really. But watching your videos somehow calmed me down and after a while I even was able to laugh at your jokes again. I really hope you are doing well and I want you to know, that I am thankful for everything you've done. Truly. I'll never forget

[@julespumachu]

Kokichi, I don't know you, but I'm so happy you're experiencing comfort and healing. There is _only one_ you. You are the only you that will ever exist. I hope you know that's precious. Please be good to yourself.💔🩹💖🐾

[@kokichi1326]

Jules, as I don't know you neither, all I can really say is that honestly, you've just made my day. I've never really seen it like that. Like.. You know these things, that you just know but never actually *really* noticed? You're right, there is only one me in this world and I'll give all of my effort in making that me, into the best me, this world could have. I must thank you too, I'll treasure your words, because maybe it doesn't sound like it through typing, but what you just said, made me really happy. And now, even though I don't know you, I am certain of the fact, that you are an incredibly nice person and most likely a really good friend. I hope, that you are doing good. Not just now, but generally. Thank you again, your words are precious to me

[@erenkruger4977]

⊂(・﹏・⊂) A hug for you

[@julespumachu]

@@kokichi1326 Kokichi, thank you so much for your incredibly kind and appreciated reply. I'd tell you that you've made my week, but I know I'll be grateful for longer than that. I've been observing behavior for my entire life. Mine and that of others. I've learned the smallest act of kindness may have an impact on us. Please don't ever let anyone convince you that kindness equals weakness. It is the opposite! Perhaps we forget we are rare because we go through so much and the world can be surprisingly heavy upon us. It may be that which makes us forget our uniqueness. I've dealt with a great deal of loss and death. It reminded me we are all irreplaceable originals. When I occasionally leave a warm comment, I don't expect a reply. Your graciousness in sharing I made you happy is a great gift to me. Thank you from the bottom of my heart. I'll be seeing you in the comments and streams. If you find yourself feeling down in the future, please remember why a single snowflake is so precious. 🐾❄💖

[@denji3397]

What the fuk?

[@mmmirele]

Thank you Sora for making me laugh so loud I disturb the neighbors. /your 62 year old fan.

[@petercdowney]

I don't suppose they told you to go watch Barney the Dinosaur or something?

[@aavast]

In my country I experienced a big earthquake and also ran for my life But while I experienced my first earthquake in Japan I woke up realized it's Japan and went back to sleep immediately

[@lastnamefirstname8655]

thanks sora. we all love the "earth", "earth" exploration, "earth" expansion, "earth"quakes, etc. they're all very nice and secretly cultured.

[@jayphillips4942]

Dude, seriously I live for these they make me laugh so hard!!! Thank you for making my week!!!!

[@_S_Oda_]

「でんがんにearthの発音教えてみた」動画出すかな？このチャンネルだと需要無さそうだけど。

[@sorathetroll]

やりたいすけど需要の問題ッスヨネエ

[@_S_Oda_]

@@sorathetroll でんがんをこのチャンネルで定着させるのが先ですね。燐さんみたいにww

[@user-cf2wq8kr9u]

I only understood the "ass" part of it

[@manchoiho]

それについて聞くのはどれほど面白いか

[@icehead0123]

POV: You have no idea what you're reading here but "earth".

[@seductive_Octopus]

2:25 I can confirm. The A** is Expanding 🤣 ... every Time after 🌮 🔔

[@ericgraham4360]

Eyyy as soon as I heard La+ say “I like Earth” and all the chaos that ensued I immediately thought of your videos that’s hilarious, glad it came back around

[@kruchikatto]

A** exploration and expansion killed me, haha! Amazing content Sora. It's always entertaining and funny to watch your videos, keep it up :)

[@mooshroom3475]

When you got nothing to say because you’re early

[@mellow_melody]

This is one of the funniest videos on earth. Great job, as always! 😆❤️

[@DevilWearsAdidas]

funniest videos on a**.

[@mellow_melody]

@@DevilWearsAdidas exactly. 😆

[@joycet1162]

I laughed so hard through the entire video. Tears and tummy pain. Haven’t laughed like this for a long time. Thanks for such an awesome content

[@yoshihasascended]

Bro my earth is always expanding - sora probably 2022

[@MEMEMEMEMELOL]

This is my second vid of his. I had no clue from the first he spoke perfect English. Wonderful acting :D

[@SailorMars768]

The quaking is caused by cheeks clapping, obviously.

[@bryanvilleda3646]

I couldn't stop laughing for about 5 minutes straight because of the "earth" joke, I'm currently trying to learn japanesse and I was told that I should listen to native speakers so here I am, anyway loved the content and I'll definetly watch th rest

[@debu3651]

Imagine a japanese teacher explaining fault lines in english lol "A fault line is a fracture between two pieces of the a**"

[@kamen.rider.decade]

1:17 that VTuber said that during an English lesson stream, which made it even more glorious

[@lemao2222]

Petition to change the term twerking to æssquake

[@user-fx1hy1mj4e]

ぎゃー🤣 ねー、この発音w 週末お酒でやらかしちゃってすごく落ち込んでたけど、そら先輩のおかげで笑顔になれた😭💕 自己嫌悪に陥ってたけど、そら先輩で気持ち軽くなったよ、本当にありがとです！

[@sorathetroll]

おさけおいしいすからね（自分まじで飲めないけど）

[@NEIL_F]

2:59 Audio: building Captions: world

[@ninetendopesaitama2107]

Earth Exploration is the most interesting thing i saw in japanese documentaries. Many many times they went deep inside the earth. With cameras lights and more Equipment. :) ☮️

[@claymationgloves3662]

Hey! So you have explored the A*s? I'm still a little too young to get that job?

[@quartelgeneral6261]

what the fock

[@thexgamer8240]

Earthquake is pretty common in Japan, but the strong ones only occur in some prefectures. Also, does that mean there are currently 7 billion people living on the A*s?

[@loading4354]

Yes that's what living in the Ring of Fire always felt, Assquake, Tsunamis, Typhoons, and Volcanoes.

[@claymationgloves3662]

Assquakes, typhooonnss, tsunamiiis, and then volcanes.

[@faieziabubakar207]

And we laughed at uranus 😅😅

[@Rezzhuanne]

2:17 - I almost swallowed my toothpaste and spit while I was brushing my teeth and listening to this "a**" due to being uncontrollably funny.

[@reicelestial2478]

Funny how this got recommended to me right after we experienced an a**quake here in my country

[@alanmok8783]

I was laugh for 3 minutes straight 😂😂😂 Tears coming out of my eyes

[@namaanda5349]

ahh yes, yt recommendded this to me on Jan 4. what a timing

[@FushiguroTojizenin]

On new years

[@LeonExile05]

This hits different after New Year’s Day.

[@FushiguroTojizenin]

💀KZbin love some trolling

[@nestaanemoia7600]

A** Expanding Theory and A** Exploration😂 I'm in tears after watching this video🤣🤣

[@juampisito]

Laplus reference was a great moment XD and yeah be careful assquakes in Japan are dangerous

[@kristinemanalo6294]

I feel a bit better with this video haha. A strong earthquake just occurred in our region earlier morning. It's safe in the city I live in, but people from other towns had it rough. A lot of people are scared. I hope everyone stays safe and calm when an earthquake occurs!

[@nic-np3dg]

From the ph i assume?

[@claymationgloves3662]

Ah shit. Troubling times of the aftermath of someone's A*squake.

[@MaliciousMollusc]

Your videos are always refreshing everytime I come back here

[@fool2play915]

0:59 every person made mistakes

[@AmodeusR]

Maan, I'm happy to see these videos back! Keep it on :D

[@miyazono6289]

Fyi, that earth vtuber is a leader of a secret organization. She's kinda smol but she got the spirit.

[@SonGoku-io7sh]

Omg I want to see the blooper reel for this so bad.. in stitches.

[@vhungria6614]

This was an amazing video, I love Sora's videos, but I think this one is the funniest so far! Great job Sora, I Laughed my earth off!!

[@gypsywilkerson197]

Omg that was funny !!! 🤣🤣😂Good job Sora!!!🙌 Much love! Hope you are having a good day sweetie! ❤️

[@tgrey5647]

3:24 me after watching this video 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

[@OtakuTVOfficial]

There's an -Earth- assquake... Evacuate ❌ Proceeds to teach some -Earth- Ass Lesson ✅

[@obamabinladen2072]

I became so loser so I can't live without sora , literally , if there is no sora there's absolutely no life for me.

[@vjbd2757]

KZbin. What the f*ck are your recommendations?

[@FushiguroTojizenin]

Lmao 😭

[@annatarlordofgifts9497]

I thought the "earth blaster" sketch was hilarious enough, but this one is way more better. Genius!

[@shrimp2751]

Congratz you weirdo, you got 1 mill sub GG, unberiveru that i've been subbed to you since you had like 70k.

[@1760_]

I like this new video style and it's nice to see you recording more videos in your new house, congratulations

[@waytogo_roblox]

0:26 bruh for a sec i thought the dislike button is back!

[@aaron2x4]

Bro, too much dessert will prove the Earth Expansion Theory right Speaking from experience lol

[@heltonmoreira2691]

I just laughed my "earth" off right now🤣 great videos, dude!

[@horchy]

Yesterday I bought some アースジェット!🪰

[@Dan1loBC]

funny you have so many videos on Engrish pronunciation accidents, because whenever I heard any of the ones you mentioned in the video, I never considered the person as speaking the bad word :p

[@mikotagayuna8494]

Astronomers have been discovering exoplanets recently which they classify as Super Earths. I guess Sora would deeply appreciate these developments.

[@donutkakyoin4693]

Bruh how bad is my humor to be dying at this 💀💀💀😭😭😭💀😭💀💀

[@DefinitelyPotato]

La+ reference? 🤣

[@Criblx2034]

3:06 exploration

[@gordyrroy]

Your channel really got famous, woah. You deserve it. Your videos are nice, but honestly what I like most is watching your Streams. Usually its a playback of your streams, because I can't catch them on time. I'm German so its 5 am when you stream, usually speaking. But doesnt matter, its also fun to watch them some hours later. Keep up the good work, Sora.

[@alextheblueman-reviewergam9655]

I won't Gibu yuu Ze A**!! - Sora the Troll, 2022

[@Anits1989]

I just discovered your videos and l can’t stop laughing! Thank you 😂 l don’t speak Japanese so thank you for the subtitles.

[@pogchampva2521]

“Earth could be quaking” I think Sora is a lyrical genius

[@darkartist4932]

Haven't laughed to a video like this in a long time, informative and funny.

[@jessswann5879]

lmao... oh god... I happened to take a sip of tea just before the "today is a** day" part and nearly spit it out when I saw it. xD This video is too funny.

[@porkopio9468]

I would love to be an explorer as well sensei

[@beverly1199]

This is so hilarious 😂 It made my day!

[@tommyyoyoyo5810]

0:18 fun fact: we can see the “edit video” button

[@korbindallas8224]

You're accents and the little inflections on each one are so on point lmao. You truly have a gift.

[@squallymaelstrom5130]

Dude, I wholeheartedly giggle to your videos.

[@eljaminlatour6633]

If I talk to a Japanese and they say "Earth". I'll just let it carry on and say "yes yes, Earth."

[@obamabinladen2072]

sonny : hay man, do you know what is doc ock's first name ? max : I don't know but I might be " Mike " .😈 sonny : so it's "Mike ock" .

[@hiriyuki_sama]

How could anyone cringe "assquake" the definition of all the truck backing up their cake

[@skywalker476]

Mannn, the expanding A** theory got me soo good. This was absolutely hilarious 😂😂

[@Sophie_chan00]

When a discussion about an innocent topic like the Earth turns out into s less innocent topic 😆 Very funny 💕

[@technodatuner]

This guy went through some pretty bizarre stuff during his time as a teacher,he has Soo many stories to tell

[@ora7343]

The sequel to the "earth(ahs)Izu my eburyshing" video(niice)

[@jonsantos8846]

I love these skits! Love from the Philippines! ❤️

[@michaelmcgill8104]

When I was playing Tales of Destiny for Playstation many years ago, one of the characters had a move called "Earth Tornado", but they didn't change the Japanese voice clip so it said, "AASSSS TO-NE-DOOO" I guess that still works.

[@please-look-at-my-ass]

まさかこのチャンネルでデンガン出てくるとは思わなかった

[@sorathetroll]

彼めっちゃ頭いいので普通にいろいろ勉強になるからみてますよ

[@please-look-at-my-ass]

@@sorathetroll でもearthはassになるの草

[@serbiannousagi]

Japanese : "Earth" English speaking person & Javanese : "What's your problem dude?"

[@edrikhtg]

damb that student do be so thicc he shook the building

[@RayMak]

The best channel ever

[@sakyurin]

hm

[@RandomToastyJt]

2:40 pov im talking about government with my dad..

[@ChimeraLotietheBunny]

masterpiece , love it how entertaining this is!!!

[@damnitcade]

😂 I'm dying 😂 great work 😂

[@oleksandrbyelyenko435]

Oh yeah the famous assquake of 2005.

[@lax9586]

Engrish is one of my favorite things since it appears in anime all the time.

[@alexs.7956]

This video had me dying from laughter LMAOOOO Please help-

[@Ferrumnand]

So... There is an A** day.... Interesting! I didn't even know that! LOL

[@teshyatan7346]

Our worst fear is coming true!! Our butts have been shaking during earthquake!! 😨😨😨

[@Sruggs]

This video made me cry from laughter, at the theory of a** expanding. I had to replay that part so many times because i couldn’t stop laughing. So funny hahaha im linking this to my weeb friends they are gonna love it!:)

[@acatraveler]

This was so funny 🤣 Thanks man!

[@lewiswernham6791]

Reminds me of when i was watching an episode of Gatchaman and they kept referring to a space capsule as the "Arse Compactor", until my friend pointed out that it was the "Earth Compact"...