When A Japanese Student Offers Meat In Engrishu

Japanese English is the best. I'm also very fluent in Japanese Engrishu because me Japanese yes me good at Japanese engrish ahhhhhhh yes
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[@dai138]

This dude socialize with himself better than me socializing with other people.

[@blueberriescatidol9399]

😁😅🤣

[@phen-themoogle7651]

Yeah, I really thought he had a twin brother or something that helped him with this skit lmao

[@ahjin9851]

😂😂😂

[@moniqtl]

L

[@GhostPact]

💀

[@thatonebanana627]

"Foreigners usually die when they don't eat anything!", wiser words have never been said

[@AFordFlex2377]

Especially us Americans. Lol!

[@Ejaz100]

As a foreigner I can confirm I only eat hamburger

[@jocelyneke6445]

I am adding this my wise Japanese folklore. Foreigners will die if they don't eat; whereas Japanese will not 🍦🍦🍦

[@bavanii.8334]

Japanese wouldn’t die from starvation because they have plot armour and the power of friendship to save them.

[@EricWulfe]

people die when they are killed

[@kavinpaul2907]

I didn’t know what to expect, but the “Okay Bye” part made me spit out my green tea and laugh my guts out XD🤣

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

school english to the rescue

[@AbsoluteAbsurd]

xD

[@matthewheald8964]

Same

[@DanielSHIRO]

オケイバイ。

[@Skivv5]

do not spit our your o cha

[@user-oe1mk8wr7d]

3:09 Exchange student: "Hello, police?" The police: "HARRO!! HOW AR YUU?!?!"

[@thaisvital2116]

"how ar yuu?" "I'm good. You?" "I'mu fine sank you and yuu?" "I'm good!" "Okay, bye"" "wtf" I swear that I laughed so hard at this time XD

[@Duzeira]

i almost died at this part 😂

[@Sun-np1de]

Same

[@archieluevisadpaibul7328]

I WAS ON THE FLOOR LITERALLY HAVING A SEIZURE AT THIS

[@LahnGaming]

My throat is dry from laughing too long

[@radhikasudheer]

Bruh

[@uiwolf]

Sora is waving his sausage around like he’s casting a spell.

[@iwong333]

Literally Harry Potter waving his wand

[@beebarfthebard]

Isn't he?

[@supermamoru]

Im die

[@nerdthathehseverywhere3014]

Top 10 overpowered Anime Weapon Wielder

[@Mari-hb5do]

Chinchin spell

[@ultimapanzer]

I love how the dramatization in your videos is exactly like an anime.

[@MiltonRoe]

Who else watches this because Sora's Japanese is so clearly enunciated that you can actually learn some phrases?

[@matthewheald8964]

I just learned “thank you” & “damn it”.

[@Exosceletic]

​@@matthewheald8964 same lol 😂

[@GraveUypo]

no, but that's a welcome bonus.

[@valentinaembers5713]

Me lol!!

[@shaunmichael2477]

Masaka

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Sora's acting is pretty underrated fr, man makes the best skits.

[@sophiedenise]

Agreed

[@Akacchin]

Agreed

[@k1263]

Agreed

[@fumo_enjoyer9]

Agreed

[@coldfries47]

Agreed

[@aDecadewithMrBeastandPewDiePie]

"Foreigners usually die when they don't eat anything!" *_Ah yes, the floor here is made out of floor_*

[@xNephilimxXx]

People die when they're killed

[@fielkeiseedmet]

Every 60 seconds here in south east asia is 1 minute.

[@lijhay2889]

@@fielkeiseedmet Every 30 seconds here in Antartica, 27/54 of a minute passes

[@dontyoudareshiftaccounts3870]

@@lijhay2889 wha-

[@Anonymous-uy1pq]

@@xNephilimxXx *so you dodged my undodgable blow, saber!*

[@Ing_Failure]

1:10 "...he' probably saying: 'McDonald's is better in my country'".

[@sparrowt4082]

1:20 "Foreigners usually die when they don't eat anything!" **Proclivity to immediate death.**

[@kristin7146]

The thing about being worried someone is going to starve cracked me up 😂 I had a sweet, older Chinese coworker once who noticed I wasn't ever eating lunch (and I think at the time I was probably about the same age as her kids). She started coming to work with an extra container of food saying, "Oh dear! I made too much this morning! ... EAT IT." 🤣

[@Poemi10304]

Well, then you **had** to eat it, huh?

[@kristin7146]

@@Poemi10304 How could I say no? Lol

[@kristin7146]

@@Poemi10304 Also, ngl the stuff she brought was really good. But I felt bad she was worrying about me 😅

[@leoleonid5400]

*EAT IT.* kzbin.info/www/bejne/lau2qGSFnKlriMU

[@elain_7.2009]

as an Asian when we say "hungry?" it isnt a question it is a statement and you will be feed. rest assured your never starve in asia

[@Scapi0609]

It's hilarious to me when Americans in anime have hamburgers as their favorite food cause I feel like we give the impression that it's like 50% of our diet

[@nagabe6394]

Is another 50% peanut butter and jelly sandwich?

[@KleeGamign]

@@nagabe6394 perhaps

[@a1990sGamer]

The majority of Americans do love hamburgers though

[@rabbitdrink]

sometimes when im on a trip over a weekend ive watched myself eat hamburgers for everything but breakfast lol theyre not wrong

[@edcellwarrior]

@@a1990sGamer I’d argue most people of any nationality like hamburgers

[@LuckyWindFan]

1:30 Same energy as cats thinking their owners will starve to death unless they bring them dead birds and mice to eat.

[@Asgelio]

I was casually sipping water and then that 2:26 “bye” just made me choke on it from the sudden laughter 💀

[@starcreator393]

The best part in my opinion is the fact that the exchange student was trying to speak to them in Japanese and they ignored it lmao.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

The same thing will happen in germany if you try to speak german. The people will answer in varying degrees of english instead. Because every chance to practice is an opportunity to get better.

[@oneofthemanyones]

Some bloggers say that it is quite normal: they ignore you and speak to any other japanese near you even you do speak Japanese

[@maxvarjagen9810]

@@HappyBeezerStudios Yup. The only people I got to practice german with in germany were the arabs

[@jaredf.6532]

My brother tried to do that in Spain but the problem was he was speaking to them in Mexican Spanish so the Spanish were like "naw. Dont bother with that uncivilized language. We're just gonna speak English with you"

[@holliswilliams8426]

@@jaredf.6532 I've never had any major problems speaking Spanish in Spanish-speaking countries. If someone tries to speak to me in English, I just keep answering in Spanish until they go back to Spanish.

[@divinsinity4059]

"we have to speak english to save him" "Herro how arr yuu " that cracks me up way too much xD

[@matthewheald8964]

That whole scene was awesome lmao

[@alexcarter8807]

This guy's like the Japanese Andy Bumatai.

[@corndogboi]

“Fyyyne thankyu.”

[@ColtsMountain]

Reading it reminds me of the owner of City Wok’s accent from South Park

[@akinachii]

Foreigner: "I'm good." Guy: "Okay bye." Other guy: NO THATS NOT IT! Me: *absolutely dying*

[@sugar_plum_fairy]

2:34 I’m CRYING 🤣

[@user-re9ev4ev7s]

That reminds me when I went to Japan 5 years ago. Since I am a vegetarian, when I bought a hamburger, I asked for a hamburger without meat. "Excuse me, I am a vegetarian, can I have a hamburger without meat?" And the clerk was like "WTF". "O...OK, no meatsu?"I tried to say no meat "Japanly". "A...Hai, no meatsu." after that they still bring a hamburger with meat, so I gave it to my friend. After a few years when I started to learn Japanese, I finally knew that the word that is a noun and pronounced similarly to "meatsu" means water (mizu). SO I ACTUALLY ASKED A HAMBURGER WITHOUT WATER THAT DAY, THEY MIGHT CONSIDERED ME AS A FREAK LOL.

[@steemlenn8797]

stupid gaijins...

[@potchy]

so how do you ask for an hamburger without meat in Japanese? As a beginner, I'm genuinely curious

[@user-re9ev4ev7s]

@@potchy In fact I still don't know, since I am quite busy, I learn it in a slow pace

[@user-re9ev4ev7s]

@@steemlenn8797 It may happens when you travel to a country without knowing a single word of their language (Because using Google translate seems to be more dangerous)

[@7VibesLyrics]

@@potchy just say "hamburger no niku" niku = meat

[@rapboy5695]

I really like Sora speaking in Engrishu, the whole thing is just too funny to watch

[@WaltonVinicius]

Engrishu 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SsYuhan]

​@@WaltonViniciuslolu

[@hayleygerbil3109]

As a foreigner, I can confirm we do die if we don't eat something.

[@jacquesmains7453]

"We have to speak english to save him!!" x'D

[@LemonJongie23]

You know how a good actor can play different roles so you dont associate him as one character in all movies? I can see Sora be 3 different people in one 3 minute video and my brain is like "3 different characters" and not just "this is Sora"

[@gergom.8310]

sometimes I even forget that all of the three characters played by the same guy, Sora

[@coficofi3737]

Sora-sama's humor is just on another level wwwwww

[@shion3948]

Lol weaboo but I'm too ww

[@bridgetsawamura56]

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[@IreneWY]

As a foreigner in Japan, I've been in this situation 🤣🤣🤣 100% accurate

[@mellow_melody]

So cute how concerned they were! And how eagerly they offered their meat, co*k, and calpis! Japan sure is friendly! Lmao great job as always! You utterly slay me 🤣❤️

[@DaveMathewslayer0345]

Japan's past is quite dark tho

[@mellow_melody]

@@DaveMathewslayer0345 yeah, them and every other country on earth.

[@notabannedaccount8362]

@@mellow_melody Except America. We’re the land of the free, and home of the brave.

[@youknownothing9328]

I hope thats sarcasm

[@mellow_melody]

@@youknownothing9328 sarcasm? Why would anyone be sarcastic around here? What do you think this is? A comedy channel about trolling or something?? 😆

[@kingspeedwagon2271]

*aggressively speaks broken engrish* HERRO! HOW AR YUU? IM FINE SANK YU. it always cracks me up!

[@Tahycoon]

You're the best Sora, I haven't laughed this hard for a long time, and this made me feel much better!

[@NatiiixLP]

I feel like many of these sketches would be absolutely hilarious as animated shorts. They just feel like something straight out of Nichijou or Sakamoto desu ga thanks to their absurd, yet somehow relatable comedy.

[@matiascarrpizza]

kinda right actually

[@nitrix6538]

Sometimes I want to travel to Japan just to experience something similar to this

[@nevaehlumiere5418]

I went to Japan in 2010 for 3 weeks with my then Japanese bf. I tried to learn as much of the language as I could in 6 months. (Wise decision). I was amazed at the cleanliness and lack of crime! They have huge vending machines sitting in downtown Tokyo that no one breaks into. Everyone was eating a huge bowl of ramen in the afternoon. I’d only heard about sushi. I became totally addicted to Sakura scented or flavored anything. Starbucks had a Sakura hot creamy drink and cookies with that flavor.

[@gergom.8310]

@@nevaehlumiere5418 That's so great to hear! I really wish I could ever travel to one of the most peaceful county in the world. I hope you're having a great time there :D

[@musaratjahan7954]

I am currently in Japan. One thing I gotta say is, people don't exactly like it when you're running too fast for no reason. Whether its on a street, a mall, a marketplace, anywhere. I get somewhat disappointed looks when I'm just running too fast, maybe because they think I might bump into someone and hurt us both but tbh I'm used to traveling like this

[@zk2399]

@@musaratjahan7954 you mean you just sprint in malls and stuff? i think most cultures would consider that to be socially awkward at least, if not a risk to other people when it's a mall or something like that

[@paulwalther5237]

Listening to people around me who knew better talk about me in Japanese as if I couldn’t understand drove me nuts. They didn’t say anything bad about me usually (there was this one time…) but I was just sensitive about it.

[@obamabinladen2072]

i was having a really bad day until sora's notification on KZbin suddenly appeared , and this video really made me put a smile on my face so thank you sora for creating these amazing and awesome videos and also for cheering up people , keep up the hard work

[@kudo7440]

Wow i actually was having a bad day too and it just popped up for me too xd

[@Ejaz100]

It's about drive its about power

[@aidn_cristy15108]

nice name buddy

[@obamabinladen2072]

@@aidn_cristy15108 thanks 😊

[@nothing5693]

Stop lying

[@DreamyAbaddon]

Thank you Sora! I was very depressed from work and this made my day. Love you so much. Please don't ever stop making comedy.

[@karimthedream99]

So underrated, I come back to this daily. Greetings, Germany❤️

[@amazatoad6988]

Sora is not overrated. He's underrated. Give this man more subs

[@animatreech3452]

I'd be funnier if the foreigner calls the police with a fluent japanese due to two locals sexually harrasing him without context and then the two realize "this dude speak kakikukeko?!" 🤣🤣

[@unknownboy8236]

I just today find your channel and can't stop watching. 😂😂

[@nami-san6303]

I squeaked so loud at the "drink my cow piss and eat my sausage" 😂😂 my face is really red now 😂😂😂😂

[@trongninhtotran2659]

Well to be fair, "chicken" does mean "you're such a loser" in my country, so yeah you know what happens next.

[@gojousatoru1185]

ومن هنا نكتشف بأنك عربي

[@SniffishBowl]

@@gojousatoru1185 هههه معك حق 😂😂

[@_Rat2]

No matter what, Sora will always make my day.

[@Jarbplays]

Me trying not to laugh at 0126 while my parents are awake is impossible

[@simpyboi7114]

This is better comedy than anime/manga comedy

[@featheredracketeer7212]

This is a great skit. The way you set up the jokes with how the food items were mistranslated, along with the other jokes, it all flowed so well. I had a stomachache before watching this, -I didn't eat too many hamburgers I swear- but now it hurts from laughter! 😂 Thanks Sora, you made feel better for real lol.

[@petercdowney]

For some reason, this brought to mind a scene from the Father Ted episode "Speed 3": "Oh, Pat was wondering if he could put his massive tool in my box."

[@Purinmeido]

2 pints 2 pints of milk for Mrs. Miller

[@Adity_shrma]

I love the feeling when I find a new KZbin channel that i think I'm gonna watch for a long time

[@swnzzz]

I love this video! I think you should make more!

[@dylives7667]

Sora's anecdotes are way more interesting than mine. He is definitely an anime protagonist.

[@MiyamotoMick]

All this time I spent learning Japanese seems like it'll all be for nothing if this is how I end up being treated regardless aha. Great skit as always dude ^^

[@koyukihinashi333]

I love your videos and your hairstyle, please don't stop making these !

[@BuuTube]

turning this regular "literally happens everyday" situation in to a high octane shonen manga battle climax scene like a boss. Love this channel!

[@sophiedenise]

Bruh you know "sheet" is going to get real when it's based from Sora's actual experience

[@obamabinladen2072]

the terrifying thing is, this can happen to you any moment when you are not familiar with English

[@studioyokai]

From what I've heard, it's even worse in French because French has 1000× more potentially sexual innuendos/double entendres in it. The fact that "entendre" from "double entendre" comes from French is honestly appropriate 😆

[@Imsilverone]

BRUH I WAS WHEEZING LMAO And also I have heard that GarageBand soundtrack before and I didn’t expect you to use it

[@krrunchy4424]

keep up the good work man, all these skits are hilarious af

[@Vaennylla]

Love how the "how are you" skit is added into the skit every time.

The part with "anyone will starve to death if they don't eat anything" really cracked me up😂 Sometimes the best type of humour is about most obvious stuff at the right time

[@bg3841]

Lol the subtle touch of the scene being sold as typical, pause and narrate but the camera keeps rolling and he's just not moving xd

[@IceMetalPunk]

No no, as Japanese, *they* will be fine without food! They only eat because they like the taste of their cock and cow piss -- I mean, uh...

[@jbkhan1135]

Sora is legit one of the funniest KZbinrs out there, he def deserves more subs

[@tommywiggins7895]

You're amazing, thank you for making these videos; all the best Sora The Troll.

[@LittletriniWeeb]

Sora, I’m glad you will never go hungry because you have so many guys lining up to give you their meat 🌭 🐓

[@andresraffler]

I always laugh my ass off with sora, such a funny guy

[@prettycureforever7102]

Me too

[@KevinCruz-tz5yk]

Sheessshhh, I'm glad that I have found watch your vids👌

[@juliogomez1345]

I really enjoyed your videos, thanks Sora.

[@ruru_nii4800]

I'd wish a Japanese student would offer me meat in engrishu

[@fuwafuyu3602]

[ 0:54 ] Then a certain number of Japanese people dont know some Americans are vegan. Veryu nice 👌

[@notlightbeam4889]

It's safe to assume most people aren't vegan in America, though.

[@fuwafuyu3602]

@@notlightbeam4889 right..

[@howl13]

this cheered me up, thanks for this !!

[@isabelkang2158]

No importa cuántas veces lo vea, siempre me río 😂 Gracias por hacerme feliz Sora-san 🤧❤️

[@julespumachu]

I'm possibly as platonically fond of you as anyone could be who's not actually met/doesn't know a person. Thank you for the kind offer in the thumbnail. No. Thank you.♡ ( ⮕ 💛 ⮕ __ᶻᵒⁿᵉ__ )🤗🍫 (Also, this was exceptional; _incredibly_ well done.⭐)

[@a1990sGamer]

Bro. You've had some absolutely priceless experiences 😆😆😆 Seriously bro these skits are amazing, thank you for these laughs

[@kalinadesseaux8011]

Lmao THIS IS AMAZING! XD I love the fact pauses XD

[@emilyspector2728]

These videos….are amazing. Also a bit scary. Lol! Love them.

[@danieltyrebello550]

Japanese really speak english like they're in a deadly situation LOL (No offense tho) 2:18

[@Sophie_chan00]

This looks like an anime where they have to save the foreigner or else he'll die of hunger haha. Everyone is still sleeping here and then there's me having a good laugh at the video thanks for that 😆💕

[@roycc07]

Second video that I watched on this channel and I'm just cracking up so bad now! lmao🤣🤣🤣

[@PaoloAlexisFalcone]

I’m so glad I subscribed to this channel…

[@HeathYT]

lets gooo sora posted and made my day

[@marks7192]

The first vid i watched of you Sora was a Real Japanese vs Anime Character. I cracked up and havent stopped watchin your stuff. The ' lost in translation ' vids are a favorite but i dig all the content. Nice work

[@tryzinpew]

Bro i love you 😍😍😍😍😍 Thanks for bringing that smile on my face

[@TwistedFate123]

I don't know why I haven't found this dude's channel but maaan its like Ryan George but Japanese parody. Keep up the content man!

[@hughmungusbungusfungus4618]

I will say this: it doesn't matter how long I've lived in Tokyo, Calpis is still hilarious

[@ErickGaToRR]

I completely missed the last stream you had, I’ve seen almost all of it, I’ve never laughed so hard in my life!! Love you SORA, see you on the next stream guaranteed!! 😎 2:25 was my favorite part, okay BYE!!! 😂😂😂

[@stepbro6938]

Okay bye 🤣🤣🤣

[@kendalljennings3417]

Insanely hysterical, 100/10 thank you!!

[@SalvadorTorres-nb2ik]

Got a burger ad after the video finished. How poetic.

[@SailorMars768]

Wonder how they'd react if they found out that some of us don't even like hamburgers.

[@shutup5208]

STOOOPPP ITS TOO LATE AT NIGHT FOR ME TO BE LAUGHING THIS HARD😭😭😭

[@shinobu_study7984]

I can’t stop laughing Thank you for making my day I had hard times this week

[@user-mw6jo7ql1c]

The way his characters act so panicky and serious for simple issues in his skits is hilarious.

[@user-vc8he5gl8z]

I have laughed so hard. This video has really lifted my mood. Thanks a lot Sora. Please do keep on making content

[@bprdpr]

It's always a great day when you upload! You never fail to make me laugh, thanks!

[@joshuakwayiba7603]

This is the greatest channel I’ve found all year☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽

[@user-fh4qo3is1i]

this really got me laughing!! its genuinely funny lol!! ur the GOAT :) u earned u sub good job!

[@Kaizer_Ulysses]

0:47 Ah yes hamburger the national food of foreigners XD

[@freadelao]

This story is always based on a true experience! And sora what underwear are you wearing today?

[@dadadadave9652]

Saw 3 vids and knew I had to sub, tooooo funny, keep it up! Wish I knew more Japanese friends

[@awesome7732]

these videos are hilarious. thank you

[@noway4040]

This is amazing. I laughed for 2 and a half minutes straight. It's so hard to breathe right now! xD

[@dmdm597]

I should probably be sleeping but Sora's video comes first.

[@gajfoksjuhic1106]

This is your best video by far !!

[@CoolGamer-bh2wk]

Sora you mad me laugh more then that past year ever in my life thank you ❤️😊🤣

[@jcardonaccaa]

Sora-sama, thanks for making my day