When Limmy got pushed off his bike.

[@seanrea8281]

Late 20's, must've been a penny farthing.

[@johngilmore697]

Limmy didn't do drugs, either. He just did people. That's what he got off on; his own sensory addiction

[@Hopper-gn2ej]

@@johngilmore697 but he's a mate, so what can you do?

[@lloydwaycott8178]

I was there that night. They were twelve year olds, and Brian cried when the toddler was riding his bike.

[@Luke-cj7gz]

"I dont give a f***, I'm just into the chaos of it" Awesome

[@SaucepanMan77]

The face he pulls when he goes “I’ve got nothing to hide in my sock” is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. I think about this video so regularly just because of that expression. So fucking funny.

[@wesleyashworth5061]

Hi Limmy, just to clear up any confusion…..there actually is a law ‘ Drunk in Charge of a Bycicle’. I should know I was fined £40 for it back in late 80s. An auspicious start to a life of crime.

[@Vandyt842]

It’s actually illegal to be drunk in a pub go figure lol

[@benjaminencarmine]

Bet the cunts 400 quid now, fucking scum

[@Alphoric]

The law only applies to roads

[@wesleyashworth5061]

@@Alphoric wow thanks for clearing that up. So if you’re cycling drunk at home , in a field, at the bottom of a swimming pool, on the moon, you’re fine

[@Alphoric]

@@wesleyashworth5061 Yh a town centre might be like a 50/50 chance of a fine but you can cycle drunk on Buckingham palaces roof and you won’t get charged for the drunk cycling

[@joseph1845]

I'm guessing he had 5 magic beans in his sock

[@b-m9480]

''five to's in my sock'' hahahahah

[@luciusoglesby2469]

Bro I understand this dudes comedy style entirely lolol he spends about 30 minutes just vaguely trying to describe like the possibility of the concept of a law against drunk cycling that may or may not be on the books lol

[@HaggisDruid]

I find it so amusing. He makes it entertaining.

[@t.c.4321]

Shut up yank

[@rockyoungblood6470]

Yes I also understand comedy fellow genius

[@sonice9020]

eyes and ears are a gift, my friends

[@Elliot-no3wi]

I get it entirely too

[@jamwri671]

Love how his mind turns it into impro😂

[@jimmy7434]

From experience I’d recommend not cycling pissed

[@Comedy-xo1xp]

That applies to both English (drunken) and American (angry) meanings of that slang term.

[@lmmn5780]

Toes. Ec-toes.

[@frostieuk3064]

This shit be real in Glesga...madness, mayhem, insanity...

[@therealanonymousartist]

If this happened today, the kids would've filmed it, put the video online, and Limmy would've been called a Karen. People are so lame today. It's like you're not allowed to be tough anymore.

[@johngilmore697]

Chib "em

[@ConvexFolds]

Limmy's fight club, love it!

[@All4Tanuki]

What was the prompt for this one?

[@Vandyt842]

Deliberately sorta 😂

[@Alphoric]

I’m pretty sure you can only get charged if you’re on a bike on the roads whilst drunk. On the pavements or on a field you’re absolutely fine

[@frostieuk3064]

Eccies....5 of the bastarded things 😂😂😂😂

[@jekanyika]

I was once in a car that got stopped by the police and they searched the car with a sniffer dog. Nothing was found and as we drove away the driver said "I'm glad they didn't find this" as he pulled a couple of bags of charlie out from somewhere.

[@CM-zn7rd]

Did ye aye

[@johngilmore697]

Sure. Jan

[@percival7754]

so he pretended to phone the police but then they actually came

[@providief]

cos he's the king of Glasgow

[@letsstartawarsaidmaggieoneday]

Police are always in george square

[@acksawblack]

Literal centre of the city centre.

[@johngilmore697]

The police have GPS tag on Limmy, and they're constantly observing him.

[@I_am_BiG_Al]

No snitching limmy

[@Manhandle730]

Snitches get stitches.

[@I_am_BiG_Al]

@@Manhandle730 frozen Stella can in a sock

[@tojiroh]

There was a time when I actively seeked confrontation... I was angry, frustrated, and didn't know how to vent. Fortunately I've wised up, got my bearings, and I'm enjoying life. Combat sports also help. 😉

[@vonFisch]

Limmy must have been a riot back in his day...

[@signoguns8501]

It was like that in england too, in the 90s/00s, but youd get your head kicked in for having long hair or something. Happened to use countless times. Anytime we saw a bunch of lads in a ben sherman jumper or something on a friday/satrurdat night, we'd all have to run or wed get chucked in the canal lol

[@Notpoop906]

yeah the cycling law for being drunk basically comes down to the discretion of the officer and his opinion on whether you are able to cycle safely still. being drunk in itself isn't against the law but if you are suspected to be unsafe because you are drunk then you can be told to get off the bike or charged depending on whats happened.

[@Analoguebubblebath89]

Hi everybody, where is everyone? Just me I guess. 02:13am here in the UK. Anyway, I better get to bed.

[@djcactus]

Na hour later

[@cattysplat]

Experience a few traumatic events in life. Carry on, decades later. Brain: I'd like to remind you that this terrible thing happened to you and am going to reproduce the same awful feelings you felt to make it as immersive as possible. Enjoy!

[@Yabushiga]

Just as i lay my head on the pillow to got to sleep

[@COYBIG1967]

If you weren’t a Limmy fan before , he can cycle sometimes with out toes in his socks , now that’s a trick

[@Mrs.A583]

90s and 2000 I use to ride my bike loads in England and Scotland I was asked to walk the bike out site go back on it no popping wheely lol also had my stash in fag pack close call 😅

[@IRVDawg]

9:30 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@outoforbit-]

Now, now Limmy, you did kind of ask for it. Im not defending them btw.

[@RetroPlus]

Lucky he didn't get shanked

[@shmok3y]

Yeah who knows what limmy got under his sleeve

[@mrmalcolm]

No, Somali chavs are wimps and wannabe gangstas

[@JC-km5xw]

shanked is tory patter

[@LK25278]

@@JC-km5xw whats the non tory alternative

[@JC-km5xw]

@@LK25278 plugged

[@magdalenaneedham2972]

I've been watching the limey show and his stream clips for months and I feel bad but I literally only understand like 20% of what he's saying at all times

[@Comedy-xo1xp]

You need to up your Scottish

[@JenifAR87]

Blimey Limey.

[@benarmstrong6904]

I once arm bared a guy on a motorbike driving through my local park for the 100th time and sent him flying. I then legged it home haha

[@Sam-tx1tn]

In this scenario you want an AK47 and just mow the bams down. F*** the consequences.

[@Blubberbooi]

No fucking way this happened bruh whys he got so many mad stories 😂😂😂

[@MrFloppyFlute]

Glasgow. Enough said

[@Blubberbooi]

@@MrFloppyFlute GLEEEESGAAAA

[@frostieuk3064]

This shit be real in Glesga...madness, mayhem, insanity...

[@johngilmore697]

Limmy's fuckin' psycho, man! But... he's a mate, so what can you do?

[@Jozezezeze]

If his toes were joints, the cops probably smelled it

[@okay8094]

Nah, eccies

[@Jozezezeze]

@@okay8094 nice, gotcha

[@b-m9480]

Why does he sound pished here

[@timothy790110]

Limmy desperately trying to make a horrible memory of being bullied by teenagers in to something funny where he was in control. Sad.

[@liamjones9115]

Such a Tory. With his alarmist tendencies. Do they have the Daily Mail in Scotland, if so Limmy is missing a trick not having an opinion section. For that rag

[@Zwia.]

Mail is a bit high brow for them lot up there, they have the scottish sun instead

[@Nathan-bd6cq]

There’s the Scottish version yeah

[@JC-km5xw]

@@Zwia. yeah but you have all of england down there 😳

[@TomNoles007]

@@JC-km5xw Butt hurt

[@Arunnejiro]

I can understand about 10% of what he says

[@letsstartawarsaidmaggieoneday]

You can do better bro

[@nicholasfroom7581]

Translate.. Ah kin unerstaun aboot 10% of whit he saiz*

[@frostieuk3064]

Your missing out 😂

[@pavlovsdogman]

Benzos? Eccies??

[@fredfairley7724]

eccies most likely

[@acksawblack]

5 for 30