When People Ask Why You Have So Many Kids. Devin Henderson - Full Special

When people ask why you have so many kids, just ask them why painters paint? Or at least that's the advice Devin Henderson would give in his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special. In this full special from Devin Henderson, Devin talks about everything from having five daughters, quirky name spellings, and eating healthy. Whether you're someone with a lot of kids, or you're just someone looking for a good laugh, this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Devin Henderson is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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[@anngramling4893]

My mother's youngest sibling was a fraternal twin. She had 5 girls with one set of identical twins, but kept going for a boy. Her last try provided a set of fraternal boys!

[@jimmysmom7449]

Stallone has 3 daughters, seems happy. Guess he decided it was time to stop trying. 3 strikes, you're out!

[@ViviaFrancois]

@@jimmysmom7449

[@jenniferibarra7737]

Wow double surprise

[@babetteshaw]

My neice had 4 sets of twins, all boys. No fertility drugs, no twins in our family. Her 5th pregnancy, one boy. So, nine boys! 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

[@bestiefswlady5251]

FOUR sets of twins? Wete they mix of identical and fraternal? That is so amazing!

[@paigeawin]

The odds are mind blowing! However, one of my best friends was from a family of only two pregnancies; both were two sets of fraternal twins! So precious.

[@Seetiyan]

Wow, that's nuts! Are you sure she's not related to my family? Cause the women in my mom's family are very fertile. Her mother had 16-ish in all, including two or three sets of fraternal twins. Mostly girls. And of my many aunts, at least three of them had a set of fraternal twins, and one had two sets. (Fraternal twins runs in a family. Identical twins are random.)

[@TheMrmoc7]

If you have 5 healthy kids, that is a cause for massive celebration. Many are not that fortunate.

[@vmasing1965]

Not so fast! One of them has two left hands...

[@jenniferibarra7737]

Amen

[@Steve-xo5pq]

Ma'am, this is a comedy club. The super serious, can't take a joke club is down the street...

[@juliettedauterive3745]

Way too many people on the planet already. Its really selfish to have so many, not to mention its really not fair to bring children imto.this world..

[@vmasing1965]

@@juliettedauterive3745 I can smell a progressive/woke ideology a mile away. Leftist have always enjoyed killing as many people as they possibly can, only the excuses have changed over time. It's all lies, this planet can support 10x more people and not even notice. With the technology we have right now, not to speak what it can support a century from now.

[@sandrayoung6771]

My husband worked with a guy that only had 3 girls who were all in their teens. He wanted to work any overtime available. He said their cycles were not synchronized. There was always drama at his house. You will have much more comedy material in 10 years!

[@sharonbizriguez]

My parents had 5 girls. My mom grew up with only brothers and told God that she never wanted a girl. Now, she looks back and says that she's so glad she had all girls. God knows best! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[@LiamLightwolf]

AMEN!!!!!!!

[@Patrick_Cooper]

My mom had 7 boys, she gave up at number 7 hoping for a girl.

[@barneyrubble3571]

My mom too lol

[@ilovemelodyjane]

I hope she got some grand daughters❣️​@@edithdlp8045

[@68slow02silverado]

Glad to see more full specials coming back to the dry bar channel without paying on the app

[@sallymote-yaffe6185]

My Dad had 4 girls and gave up after I was born ( I was premature) but he coped with it very well and taught us all the things he would. have taught boys. We had a great education. My parents were wonderful!

[@skbnvacaville]

This guy is hysterical. Hysterically funny. I’m laughing so loud the neighbors can probably hear!😅🤣😂

[@robertahubert9155]

My brother had 5 daughters and he finally gave up trying for that boy. He was so dissapointed when he was young but now that he is older and him and his wife are not in such good health they are so blessed to have those daughters that care for them on a daily not to mention his Granddaughters. Girls never leave their parents while boys go away and keep their distance. They usually are closer to their wives parents 😢😢.

[@spacecadet4876]

So true.

[@tme3509]

Worked with a guy that said the same thing as Devin after the 5th girl. After the 9th daughter arrived, the guy said he would be OK without a son. 😅

[@lisabright2667]

We have nine kids. Best thing! They're all amazing and make our lives so rich! I love the way they love and enjoy each other and each other's kids.

[@amywhigham4790]

Thanks Dry Bar for a full episode! Love those! Please post more of thses! 🥰😁☺️💖

[@juliejustus6878]

I'm the baby of five girls. My mom was told she wouldn't be able to have anymore after my sister above me, and my grandpa had brain cancer so she was glad to try one more time for a boy, but my grandpa loved me just as much as a boy. He died when I was 5 months old 30:52

[@graceoverall]

​@@edithdlp8045 Clearly you did not understand the subtext. She's the youngest girl of five girls.

[@jant596]

Bill Cosby said people used to ask him, why they had 5 kids, he would tell them, "because we didn't want 6". LOL

[@terriwetz6077]

He is a treat! Thanks for the full special Dry Bar, they are greatly missed.

[@lizdestefano4905]

I have 7 sibling, my parents had 4 boys and 4 girl's, never a dull day! She had 1 girl first then 3 boys then 3 girls and last one a boy, very funny

[@miriamrobarts]

same -- except for the birth order: 1 girl, 1 boy, 3 girls, 3 boys

[@ilovemelodyjane]

Cute❤

[@loriedavis9410]

I have 4 sisters, so family of 5 girls. My husband and I have 6 boys and 3 girls. The first 4 were boys, we were completely surprised when the doctor told us our 5th was a girl. After that it was boy, girl, boy, girl.

[@elieddy4419]

Giving me young Tim Hawkins vibes it was great!

[@practicalplinking6133]

Yer son is gonna look funny in them hand-me-downs !!

[@nik.p2]

This was an insane act, loved it! Would love to see more from Devin🤣❤👍

[@maryk1668]

It’s your “bad”??? You r soooooo lucky! It’s your “good”. I’m sure you love them all dearly ( and you owe them for the laughs you get).

[@barbaralael5092]

I had 3 boys then a girl. My oldest had separation anxiety. I stayed home and did daycare. I loved it! So I had a van full. A house full. Did you hear "Are all these kids YOURS?" I did. It's like no one could think of any thing very creative!

[@Babygirl6150]

We have 9 kids. A boy, now 30. Girls 26,22,18 and 14. A stillborn boy. Then a boy, 11. A girl, 9. And a boy and a girl, both 6. Girls are definitely harder to raise!

[@JosephDiveley]

Have as many kids as you like. They don't all have to go to college. Trade school is a very valid option. Being farmers is a great option too. Want to save money? Learn how to sew and make your own clothes. Learn how to cut hair and save a fortune. Grow some of your own food. I always grow tomatoes, bell peppers, and cucumbers and it saves me a lot of money.

[@user-gu7tf6hn9n]

I love your sense of humor 😊

[@Lonerangerja]

😂 who said it was a joke?

[@ravens6286]

Pick the one you like the most & send that one to college. 😁

[@Shy_Pigeon]

​@@ravens6286the one you like the least

[@amybergeron5632]

I'm one of eight children, six girls & two boys. My Deddy was a farmer & my Momma was an RN. Did any of us have a college fund? No. Did we have wealthy relatives? No. However, the six girls all went to state colleges & two brothers went to trade school. My mother was extremely intelligent! And PROACTIVE! She had us to start writing to government grants during the summer before our junior year in HS. Then when it was time to select a favorite college & have a way to pay tuition, BING! BANG! BOOM! Basically, we were all set! My parents just paid for books & café meals.

[@judithweger7693]

I worked with a man who talked about His son Joey did this and that. One of the ladies said he surly loves that boy. I said, "Are you aware he has 5 girls?" Her mouth fell open.

[@gb.510]

" *boy*, this all *girl* thing is *nuts*" triple hit

[@exooutsings]

20:15 whoever was laughing it's contagious lmao 😂

[@Vincent-ke5zn]

5 daughters, God bless you 🙏, I'm having trouble with my 37 year old daughter

[@michellewaite4482]

I am so sorry to hear that. ❤ Sending prayers

[@iyttaspringer8958]

Im one of 9, we're 8 girls with the youngest being a boy 😅

[@maryksnyder1155]

Monopoly… Walmart bought it back! 😂❤️😂 Hysterical!

[@donaldbohn3183]

I married the youngest of 5 in a Cajun family. I can relate.

[@NINJED1]

My grandparents stopped at 7 girls Not a joke they truly were stubborn

[@faithfultita1585]

You’re truly blessed! Five to care for you in your old age😊

[@questioneverything2522]

Be fruitful and multiply. I'm the oldest of 6. 4 girls, two boys.

[@thecman26]

It has been said "The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result."

[@illissawhite2676]

It's a shame your parents told you that.

[@thecman26]

@@illissawhite2676 say your stupid without saying your stupid.

[@deborahscott7989]

Funny!

[@nimueshipper9084]

So funny! Loved it! Thanks, Devin!

[@donnawhite5062]

I’m #5 of 8 kids, over a 18 year span. I have 1 older brother & 6 sisters. 🤷‍♀️

[@rocketRobScott]

Sometimes I fantasize about moving to Utah and finding a tennis-playing former Mormon to marry, and then raise an enormous family, all in order to selfishly be surrounded by their love through the crazy days ahead. My youngest from my first marriage is now over 30, so my available time to make this happen (if I do) is definitely running low. It’s only a fantasy, but it is an oddly comforting thought.

[@pmc2999]

A friend of mine was a twin. They were two of 12 girls. Number 13 was the boy.

[@TheRedx643]

Isn't that the story of the jersey devil

[@fuckgugle]

Thats not a family,thats a breeding farm....wtf is wrong with people....

[@gypsyrain369]

Brilliant ! Feels like i'm going Number Eight LMAOOOOO

[@SK-tr9ii]

Asparagus makes me gag too. Just the smell of it can make me wretch.

[@jeanniebell9493]

My aunt & uncle had 9 girls ! They all went to college, and got married. Good luck Devin ! ( P.S: Uncle Dave was a banker! :) )

[@Cates13239]

I have 8 kids 7 are boys lolol

[@spokenwordpoetries]

Haha! Essential Oils Woman 🎶🎵🎤

[@gayleneelaban1161]

This guy is hilarious!!!

[@josephbendas2219]

Devin Henderson. About your five girls .. I once heard that any guy can put the plumbing on the outside, but it takes a real man to put the plumbing on the inside.

[@alicenglish3979]

I was blessed with 5 Beautiful kids. 4 girls and 1 boy.

[@deborahblair8459]

Tell him to read the book about the Billings method! 80% chance to get a boy! Timing is everything!

[@CarlGorn]

Great material, great timing! Too bad he didn't have a more lively audience.

[@rainsofhealing]

Poppa’s IN the John 😂. 🍕 👍👏😂

[@apeemarie]

That will be me 🙋‍♀️....my daughter is Haylei lol 😆 😂

[@deborahduthie4519]

All girls...wow. Dad must be healthy👍

[@robinright825]

My neighbors did that..... all girls until they finally had a boy. 7 kids total.

[@louistart1173]

Sunrise or sunset with your back to the sun. Boy everytime. Trust me.

[@Michael_Arnold]

Whose back - mommy or pop?

[@louidaiv2387]

A whole half an hour That's impressive 👏🏻

[@paigeawin]

Devin was very funny. Especially Gym. lol. I lost it when he called Gym "PE" bc those are MY initials and I grew up guy friends who joked around with me, "Hey my favorite, PE, class that is."

[@anhpam9205]

I have five girls and one son.He is second in line.All grown up and flew the coop. Enjoy them while they're young! I cut my kids' hair and sometimes still do. But after a few times I took the boy to a barber.

[@stephaniemajors7697]

On that last one, I just knew he was going to say, preparing to give you a brother. We want you to name him Gym.

[@ginatucci201]

I dont know how you can truly know all of your children when you have more than 4. I have 2 boys, its just us, and i feel like i still dont fully know them. I cant imagine 6 or 7

[@brandiallen6324]

😂 absolutely a 10/10

[@JoshuaB-wu8pk]

My mom used to make the best asparagus ever. She’d put garlic and grated Parmesan cheese on it and she’d bake it.

[@joycejean-baptiste4355]

Well, at least his mom didn't put a bowl on his head and cut around it. 😅

[@lindalape8493]

I think Devin is Tim Hawkins' long lost brother!!😂😂😂

[@crazyjoeshorts5256]

knew someone who was WAY into the weeds with essential oils; she put half a bottle on a baby. Baby broke out in hives. she adamantly refused to believe that the oils could cause an alergic reaction. Had to tell her that in the doses she was using, most people would break out, that since it was a type of folk medicine( at least that type) that it needed to be dosed properly for the size of human. she screamed it was nAtUrAL and so it couldn't hurt you. Had to break out a book of old herbal remedies that stated that the dose for an adult was an unconcentrated tea to relieve a headache or whatever the ailment was, and that it was not safe for infants according to the book. Lady smells from 30 feet away and perpetually sick. Ah, well. At least i have time to run and hide when i catch her scent on the wind.

[@Suzanhanson8478]

😂 we know a family w Faith, Hope, Charity, Grace. Then they had a boy - David. And believe me, known of the girls even began to compare w their names.

[@chuck2898]

Had missionary friends named their girl Faith,Hope & Joy. Also had a friend with 7 kids. Wife’s nickname was PEZ.

[@elizabethwest3898]

Thanks!

[@roger3958]

Another direction for his asparagus bit. Oh yeah, now I remember why my pee stinks.

[@ShadowWolf2023-yp5zg]

I like this guys humor. I lost it at Jim spelled GYM Middle name P.E.

[@thekellers5041]

What's the guy thing about having to have a son? Can you imagine how your daughters feel?

[@blazingdance3612]

What a brilliant song! This dude is very funny, I enjoyed this.

[@californiadreaming567]

History women who were blamed or killed for having only girls😮😮😮😮😮

[@DavidL-wd5pu]

Great comedy, representing the fam out here!

[@thevoguegallery]

Our son's name is Jayme. He hates me for that! Lol😂

[@Mike-bk5yc]

I know papa in John refrence all to well got that refrence. Killed me with laughter.😅

[@kathyyoung1774]

I don’t like people who keep “trying” for a specific sex. Imagine how that makes the rest of them feel like.

[@ndominguez1982]

Awesome job Devin!!!

[@tamirundell8392]

We had 7 girls and 1 boy (he was from another relationship) each time he would ask is it a girl? Then the girls started asking as well.

[@ME-ks2vn]

I just tried the peppermint E.O. belly rub, and it works. Or maybe it was the belly laughs. Thanks for both!

[@myhandsrfullofluv4225]

Gym 😂😂😂 yep, that would roll with current name choices.

[@sharonbonebrake8332]

My husband has 7 brothers and no sisters. He had 2 girls and was very happy. His mom loved having granddaughters. His youngest daughter had 4 boys and stopped said she probably be like her grandmother, so she stopped. It is a matter of luck.

[@thomasspengler4994]

No disparaging...asparagus, please.

[@wendytipon6020]

We have 7 kids, 6 boys and a girl. No we didnt stop when we got a girl. She is exactly in the middle😂

[@pennypedersen6205]

I have 2 sons, one has 8 Girls. I think they're trying for a Boy or 2😂❤🎉😊.

[@lindalape8493]

My mother was one of 11 kids! My dad was an only child! Opposites do attract!!

[@donnamarsh3474]

That was awesome!😂❤😂

[@katefree9539]

Gym 😂 I thought that this was hilarious, but I couldn't understand why he couldn't move past the joke, but I guess someone in the crowd was named Gym. Lol He seemed like a good sport. If you ever wanted to hear some deep secret and embarrassing names, just listen at high school graduation. Lol

[@TheSocratease]

Yes!

[@boobookitty16]

This guy is really good!

[@shalevedna]

I am a baby boomer and so work won’t computers since the mid 1980s and have cell phones from way back,

[@ariel1088]

That's why the west is loosing the battle. When they think 5 kids is so many...

[@pattishannon7012]

The planet is filthy and making us sick. It's a signal we don't need any more homo sapiens making their mess.

[@mEarth086]

How are you sane... Bravo

[@mickkruger]

5 kids is way too much. I’m the oldest of 4 and my parents never had enough time for all of us.

[@FlourishingLove]

I've known people part of large families. It seems that when the parents don't have enough time, it causes the siblings to be closer as they go through life. My sister's husband has 6 siblings. They're all very close. My grandmother was one of 12 kids. They were also all very close.

[@gribble2979]

I'm the sixth of seven and we were fine. Plenty of one-on-one time with parents and each other.

[@wallebo]

I, too, enjoy playing squirrels.

[@maryam._mirza]

My grandparents also kept going until they had a boy 😂 their 8th child was a boy. They didn’t have any kids after that. My mom and her sisters were known as “the 7 sisters” in their town 😂

[@thomasspengler4994]

Give Octomom a call...I'm sure at least one of the next batch will be a boy...

[@VxV631]

Adorkable and funny lol

[@wootwootwoot32]

The song was great. Essential oils lady reminds me of an overbearing Karen

[@sunneedaze57]

My daughter has 4 girls and is pregnant with a fifth, probably a girl, but agree that people are so tacky in their comments. Of course they say right off after learning she’s pregnant again, oh guess you just keep trying for a boy. They aren’t! Their girls are amazing.

[@AuntAngie48]

I have a niece my sister spells my niece's name Emileigh because my sister's middle name is Leigh.

[@nattamused9074]

The Lord gave me five girls and two boys. A baby’s gender is absolutely in the hands of the Lord. But just like there’s something people have to do to conceive, there are also things people can do to increase the chance of a boy or a girl.