When People Say They Want To Eat Your Baby | Ep 171

[@Tiphsaph]

When Katie suggests a headset microphone and Trey is like ... I don't know I might accidently land a plane near by *waving his arms around* HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

[@LulaMo38]

Wow Jake! You are talented, but goodness you are good on the spot. That dog line was brilliant. 🤣🤣🤣

[@LulaMo38]

Fantastic episode today! Y’all were on fire! Thanks for all the laughs!

[@shelby_parker]

I LOVED Jake and Trey practicing their dad personas. 😂 What a great episode to start the year- so funny and it was over too fast!

[@hollyjolly90]

This was one of my favorite episodes you guys have ever done! Everyone just seemed like they were in a silly, goofy mood today 😅. Strange childhood cereal memory- sometimes my mom would accidentally buy regular corn flakes instead of frosted flakes, so we'd take straight up sugar and sprinkle it on top... I still remember the layer of sugar sand at the bottom of the bowl. Also, Jake I love you but you're crazy- cinnamon toast crunch is the best!

[@carmengracepuentes7953]

SAME WITH STRAWBERRIES :) No accident :)

[@ericjohnson4199]

We loved your show in Orlando! We were at the show with the homeschool girl making fun of herself. Can’t wait to see you guys again!

[@kaitlynramirez8496]

Wore my heavy coat the entire time at the Atlanta show too, props to Jake for remembering the name of the venue off the top of his head

[@missycl9200]

I laughed as hard as you guys did about the pageants and swimsuits 😂😂😂

[@evirgil84]

Such a great pod today! Felt like y’all laughed even more than usual. 👏🏻 Katie don’t feel bad about locking yourself out, I did that recently & my kids are 16, 14, & 12. Sorry to say pregnancy brain becomes mom brain. 🤣

[@glamgal28]

amen to the mom brain

[@brittanybrewer287]

Trey after “Ms France” had me LOL

[@brittanybrewer287]

My 3 year old hears pod in the kitchen- and says “ I want some Cinnamon Toast Crunch”. Sorry Jake🤣

[@adamwarren5654]

As a fellow southerner I also was raised to say ma’am and sir to my parents, as well as other adults. I also referred to other adults and Mr. or Mrs. [Last Name]. Now as a 38 year old I still refer to people as Mr. or Mrs. I even tend to say ma’am or sir to people younger than me, even kids.

[@mecheyne]

Derek, I knew Calamity Jane. I was laughing at the disbelief in your voice when you asked "you don't know who Calamity Jane is??"

[@shelby_parker]

Katie, I have the EXACT same fear!!! My voice is notoriously quiet and from a certain pitch, my voice cracks too. I honestly don't know if I could scream loud enough in an emergency situation either.

[@lisakocher9947]

You know it’s good banter when you hear family man laugh

[@clintandbecky7198]

Great podcast. I was locked in until the end.

[@ThisIsFiftyWithLil]

First dibs... you guys! Listening to remainder of recent Smartless podcast on my way home this morning put me in a great mood... it was SO good. So, I'm really looking forward to starting my day having a sit down with y'all. Everyone else - Grace and Mamrie, Vanessa and Jonah, Rhett and Link on EB (and various Mythical pods), Hysteria (and a bunch of other Crooked Media stuff), Pete Holmes, new-to-the-line-up Lee and Delman - will need to wait their turns. Happy New Year.

[@sp1ralg1rl]

the skit in the beginning LMAOOOO

[@ify6227]

1:09:17 YES I still love mixing cereals and cheerios and honey bunches of oats is my go-to fusion this episode was so relatable and nostalgic 😂

[@karajones1130]

Excellent pre-parenting discussion. I am taking notes because the situation for me is LIVE.

[@vmd0734]

*Oh my goodness, I am SO GUILTY of the baby eating thing! Well, not literally eating babies lol, but I say that to people! The weird thing is I don’t even know why I say that! Thinking about it, it really is such an odd thing to say* 😅

[@getuniquee]

As weird as it sounds, it’s surprisingly super normal and has to do with something called “cute aggression” 😅 I came across an interesting article about it once and thought “ahh that makes sense now!” 😄

[@Funontherun391]

DEFINITELY one of the top 3 episodes. 😂👌🏽

[@mecheyne]

Lol the "don't treat me like your little sister"

[@RootbeerAndBeans]

love Jake's facial response @ 56:50...guessing he was also afraid of non-relative grown-ups. haha.

[@BrookeBhof]

Had me out about the cereals... OH's is where it's at!! (I do agree on the golden grahams too, Jake!)

[@emilyday5128]

12:20 “does she like it when you give her a bone?” 💀

[@thesobermama]

Man I love yall! Are you bringing the help me help you tour to Minnesota?! Please!

[@ify6227]

51:30 I also was threatened to have my door taken off and replaced with a curtain because I slammed it 😂 I never slammed it again and if I accidentally did I would yell SORRY

[@joypecarski3115]

HILARIOUS. Love seeing and hearing about the shows

[@Funontherun391]

I wasn’t allowed to say “dang”, “butt”, “fart”, and was taught to say “yes ma’am” and “no ma’am” for sure!

[@karenwestern4907]

My first thought was "Please don't tell me that you guys are "those" parents who plan to eat the placenta.

[@mecheyne]

Jake how did you get Hulu and Spotify together?! What? I can't find that bundle anywhere

[@glamgal28]

Derek is cracking me up 😅

[@Rachel-on4ld]

BEST EPISODE YET

[@mecheyne]

Jake is venting his bad shmores experience 😂

[@marissamorgan7241]

I also lost my door for slamming it too much. So I just got in my closet and slammed TAHT door. Who knows how long I sat in my closet to make a point 😂

[@Cubbies13579]

Just wait, once she has the baby you'll be saying that too! 😂

[@StephanieBogart]

On Friends, Monica wanted to put Rachel’s babys foot in a pita pocket. 🤷🏼‍♀️😂

[@cheriepearson4657]

I got my mouth washed out with Tabasco Sauce for talking back. Soap didn’t work.

[@annabuffini94]

Jake I respectfully disagree about Cinnamon Toast Crunch BUT if you like Golden Grahams, make rice krispy treats and substitute it with those & it’ll change your life 🤌🏽

[@jocelyncolaiezzi6981]

From swimsuit interviews to suicide cereal bowls this was a great episode. Fav was the strict parent conversation! I can still remember the feeling of my mom's fingernails scraping the inside of my mouth as she washed it out with soap 😇.

[@kristatony23]

WEEDEATER??? I live in Pennsylvania and I could only understand this based on context clues haha! Over here, it is called Weedwhacker/weedwhack :)

[@suttondeath7330]

Nahhh jake is trippin bout Cinnamon Toast Crunch

[@zachkolb296]

GOLDEN GRAMS ARE WAY BETTER THAN CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH!!!! Trey, I’m telling you, listen to Jake and eat a bowl of Golden Grams! I didn’t know that cereal existed until college and I fell in love one night when I was forced to eat my roommate’s cereal because I was out of mine and didn’t want to go to the store…

[@bbjudyfit]

He really said Golden Grams... wow

[@CherryPoptart90]

Did you know lucky charms is banned in other countries! Same with red dyes. Love some Honey Bunches of oats with honey and milk! I use to put Reese’s puffs on ice cream. 🤤

[@Darktimes17]

That’s the cute aggression thing 😂

[@shonb5548]

Cinnamon Toast Crunch over Golden Grahams any day

[@Mariastaci]

I wasn’t allowed to say everything you mentioned as cuss words on the pod and also wasn’t allowed to say say the word can’t.

[@emilyday5128]

Trey and Katie… get myQ a wireless garage opener!! It’s like $30 bucks on Amazon and SO easy to set up and use! Everything’s on your phone so you don’t need a key at all! And then u can share access with ur rents and stuff in case of an emergency. I don’t get any commission off this comment it’s just changed my life

[@beccafields7902]

I’d like to hear Katie’s parenting advice about the hot tub!! 1:03:00

[@mecheyne]

I've been sooooooo with you on the crazy names but that reel was *mostly* normal names.

[@bbjudyfit]

Trey is my cereal spirit animal! Loved me some wheat chex!

[@potteryokc]

Weird... 45:41

[@katieclark1786]

Sir Jake, disappointed that you have not watched the movie Calamity Jane, as someone that was homeschooled the movie selection was not that advanced and that was one that was approved by the parentals haha you should watch it thought great great movie :)

[@cassidyboyer2489]

was rolling on the floor, but how have y'all never heard of calamity Jane, or what a scout is??!?!? public school kids🤨😉

[@zaram131]

Cinnamon Toast Crunch is awful, I agree.

[@dggirl6190]

I understand where Katie is coming from. I can’t call teachers my kids had in the past by their first name. It just feels weird.

[@NesterDawn]

I def got soap in my mouth for talking disrespectfully

[@carmengracepuentes7953]

I say that about my cat Humphrey bc HE IS SO HANDSOME 😇🥰🥰🥰

[@emilyday5128]

The filter or something on this vid ur blue eyes are poppin trey!!

[@ThisIsFiftyWithLil]

Hard STOP, lol. I could not even watch clips from the movie about that guy last night on the Golden Globes award show... and the guy won for best actor! Good for him. The news story when it happened, nope... very bad; still freaks me out to this day. * shudder *

[@zacstack215]

I think we should cancel Jake for his Cinnamon Toast Crunch take! In this day and age it’s unacceptable! And to do it without brad in the room…..SAD

[@moviesrus247]

CTC is so over rated. Big cereal girl and was always disappointed when that was the only cereal in the cupboard growing up.

[@NCO1426]

22:45 time I stopped at

[@lindsayspeaksmotoYT]

*the African girl* Lol imagine I'm a basic white girl lmbo!!!!! Love you Trey

[@ashleydowney1222]

Just realized that Trey's wife is pregnant. They didn't waste any time having a kid.

[@donnamarsh3474]

Funniest. Podcast. Yet!😂😂😂

[@cassieb.]

I wasn’t allowed to say “jeezum” because it was too close to sounding like Jesus.

[@tennessee5405]

FRANCE!!!!!

[@Gesegirl]

My daughter is a Penelope, no many can even pronounce it correctly. But why is every Penelope in acting always a (chubby) lady. Not trying to be rude just pointing out what I see!! 😢

[@cassieb.]

Magic Spoon is awful, Jake

[@amberbrock2305]

We were at the freezing Atl show! Boring couple front row...floor salesman...keep your eyes on Jesus...gave you nothing to work with couple.

[@fu_247]

#gingerelvis 🤙

[@ibaadiqbal6180]

FRaNce!

[@cole18k95]

W mans