Truth! So funny. I raised 4 girls. It was brutal. Got the first one a t-shirt that said "Next Mood Swing 6 Minutes" Weirdly, she didn't find it nearly as hilarious as I did. Now she has tweens of her own....Muahahahahaaa!
@michaellarenee48562 жыл бұрын
That Mama's Curse works like a charm, don't it? I have three grandkids who are giving my son the biggest run for his money and all I do is just sit back and cackle my behind off in the most maniacal way possible, let me tell you what!!! I just look at him and say, "Your turn, boy! I already paid my debt to humanity by keeping you alive long enough to face your justice! HA!" And I mean every word, too!!! LOL!!!
@AKHWJ3ST2 жыл бұрын
I only had one girl, and two boys. The boys were awsome. The girl was a walking nerve! I'm so glad I only had one girl! I was so glad when she finished college and got a job!
@michaellarenee48562 жыл бұрын
@@AKHWJ3ST I found out how much easier boys are to deal with after years of working with at risk youths in group home and psychiatric facilities!!! You can tell a boy to suck it up, and they pretty much will, but you ever try to tell a girl that, holy crap on a cracker, the world is gonna end and she will be the one to make sure everyone knows all about it!!! I always told everyone when I was working with the troubled youths I would take on twenty boys by myself rather then have to deal with just one cranky girl!!! And don't get fooled by that old nursery rhyme about girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice, because trust me girls can get really nasty, even more then boys!!! As an example we had one girl come into our program who had a nasty case of clamydia. Within a short amount of time the entire girls home, except staff, of course, came down with the same STD! And they all knew who they got it from and boy did staff get an earful from all the girls about how they got infected!!! Yep, girls are way worse then boys could ever be!!!
@davejackson38692 жыл бұрын
If take 4 girls over one boy. My one boy caused me more heat ache than anything in and out of prison for fighting and robberies and rape. Give me Girls !!!!! Boys r moody too!!
@ShogunHull2 жыл бұрын
@@michaellarenee4856 HAHAHA.. SO FUNNY! TOUCHÉ!
@russellfamilyfunnyfarm2 жыл бұрын
This is SO my life... Especially the pickup lane at school.😂 Every single day, my 9 yr old boy & 7 yr old girl come out smiling & waving at everyone & they get in the car & immediately start arguing. They fight & complain all the way home, while my 18 month old daughter sits in her car seat saying "Mama... Mama... Mama..." My mom always says to me, "You were an only child for a reason... I don't know how the heck you handle 3! It's like a nuthouse sometimes. The best thing about being a grandma is that I can go home to peace & quiet whenever I want." Mind you, she loves them to pieces & spoils them rotten.☺️❤️ All of them are generally quiet & well behaved individually, but put all 3 together & it can turn to chaos quickly!
@snowyowlz5992 Жыл бұрын
I stopped at one kid as well. Our house growing up was full of boys going at it, not to mention the food bill with us all having two hollow legs and ravenous appetites.
@theoak642 жыл бұрын
Lord knows that I swear, but there is a gift and making people laugh without swearing. I really enjoy this woman immensely.
@kerryrodriguez4122 жыл бұрын
Mean as a snake 😂😂😂my mama and grandma used to say that I love southern people
@llamasugar54782 жыл бұрын
I was heavily influenced by Southern language, but didn’t realize it until I went to uni. Nobody talked like me AT ALL. “Ornery as cat shit” never failed to amuse my friends (all from places like Minnesota or Wisconsin). “Mean as a snake” and “ugly as a mud fence” were also in play.
@kerryrodriguez4122 жыл бұрын
@@llamasugar5478 Don't forget slicker than cat shit. 😆😆😆🤣🤣
@AlanBoddy-fl2qp10 ай бұрын
Cut snake?
@jameshowland73932 жыл бұрын
Priceless! I have two boys who are 3 years apart. This is EXACTLY how they behaved until they were in their late teens. Then they became friends.
@pamevans80012 жыл бұрын
this woman is a national treasure. I don't even have kids and she kills me w/ this stuff!!
@sherriduby87582 жыл бұрын
Girl you are flipping hysterical and sooo right about everything. You make me howl. So glad someone gets it about girls. Amen and Love ya
@kristinhernandez89462 жыл бұрын
She kills me! Instant happiness and therapy. Thank you, LM. ❤
@kathygascon62212 жыл бұрын
“Mean as a SNAKE!!!”😆🤣 hilarious!!!!
@nancykopko28323 ай бұрын
That’s an old descriptive phrase in the Deep South. My Grandmother (born 1896) said it all the time.
@susanurbanczyk90842 жыл бұрын
To this day (and my daughter is 28 now) I whip around with fear in my heart as soon as I hear a child say "MOMMY!". Thank you Leanne for how you can make all of us laugh through tears.
@carenfarmer47942 жыл бұрын
THIS!!!!
@triciaraber8508 Жыл бұрын
Lol same when mine says “Momma!” Lolol
@Ginmabes Жыл бұрын
hahaha my Mum said that even now at the supermarket or anywhere in public when a kid goes "Mum!" she turns around. We are all in our 30s!
@rvsam4u2 жыл бұрын
Beautiful, classy, clean, and funny! I love Leanne
@krisshensley93882 жыл бұрын
I've watched this a zillion times and it's as funny now as it was that first time. You are such a hoot. BTW, why aren't you doing comedy in Las Vegas? I would pay big bucks to see you and I bet (pardon the pun) thousands of folks feel the same way. God Bless you and your lovely family ... and thank you so much for the laughs. You immediately strengthen a person's mental health. And you're way better than a shrink could ever be. You could put a lot of them out of business!
@crystaljean5222 жыл бұрын
Thursday, December 8th, Encore Theater at Wynn Las Vegas. Her tour dates are in the description box under the video, had just been checking myself! Hope you go and have a blast!
@jeanmarielieb2929 Жыл бұрын
Me too - hysterical every time?
@janetpartyka5968 Жыл бұрын
Her tickets in Detroit were over $600.00 dollars!!! Never went! :). :)
@2headedcow5252 Жыл бұрын
I told my daughter about hormones. She asked how do we get rid of them. 😂
@threeballedtomcat9380 Жыл бұрын
All of us became monsters at puberty, didn't we? When my daughter entered puberty I thought that someone had kidnapped her and replaced her with a clone that had the brain of Frankenstein installed in her head..... Great stories, very funny and also very true, Leanne !
@cjhoward409 Жыл бұрын
I raised 3 boys. Easy peasy. Then I became a foster mom to 2 sisters. One was 10 and the other was 9 😮 Omg ! It was an eye opener and I was so thankful God gave me boys to raise. 😅
@gailmpintos72325 ай бұрын
I have 2 boys and 2 girls. I have always said I would raise 10 more boys before I raised another girl.
@onionberrybakes80382 жыл бұрын
Love this , just spent a week vacation with granddaughter , happy to grumpy in a second , lol !
@clarenceyoung75112 жыл бұрын
Howling with laughter EVERY time I see her act! 😂
@llamasugar54782 жыл бұрын
My sweet little kitten would occasionally morph into a snarly little hell-cat. So glad she’s in her mid-twenties now!
@barbnorton2 жыл бұрын
Love it! 💕 Life is Funny… if you look at it that way! -Thank you for the smiles and the laughs! 🤣
@karenshurley4793 Жыл бұрын
Jesus healed his head lice! OMFG; I think I cracked another rib - laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ksgal672 жыл бұрын
Just love your comedy!!!💗💗💗💗
@medusagorgon92 жыл бұрын
Same jokes and I laugh like I've never heard them. So good.
@dorothyharris60315 күн бұрын
She's so funny, real, hlarious, down to earth and has a way wth describing her family that makes you feel like you know them
@kellyford59032 жыл бұрын
“…and they were in a GOOD MOOD…” 😂 😂
@chuckg20162 жыл бұрын
So dead on ..... love it!!!
@fzzypurpleturtle2 жыл бұрын
This is too accurate 😂
@anneabbott1868 Жыл бұрын
That delivery is too good! Laugh my ass off. Thank you👏👏👏
@yolandakendricks99662 жыл бұрын
You are the best I’ve heard in a long time. Thank you for my giggles.
@michelleharper55112 жыл бұрын
Best comedienne I've watched on KZbin!
@Yesborninthe19s6 ай бұрын
I Hope you've been able to see Leanne on her Netflix special!!! She Is The Very Best!!! 🎉❤
@morticiahurst Жыл бұрын
I raised two daughters and I totally 💯 get it😂😂LMAO 😂😂😂😂
@laceandribbonsviolin Жыл бұрын
Now I’m worried because they’re young and i think “I’m glad God gave me girls because i don’t have to worry about them beating each other to death like if they were 2 boys in an argument in their rooms that i can’t hear over doing the dishes” but now I’m worried about puberty hormones😅
@sylviaboudreau5967 Жыл бұрын
I love your Leanne Morgan. You are a really good storyteller. I can relate to so many of your stories. Of course, my children are all grown up .
@ShogunHull2 жыл бұрын
OH MY *GOD* ...ITS SO FUNNY. I LOVE THIS LADY♡♡♡!!!
@miroslabadomenech51752 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂. My oldest daughter was brutal during puberty 🤣🤣🤣🤣. I wanted her to hibernate those days she was on her menstrual cycle
@AMed-pi9eo Жыл бұрын
I've watched this so much, it makes me laugh every time! 😂
@lorrainevanlelyveld8065 Жыл бұрын
Leanne you make my day. blessed New?Year to you and your wonderful family. Love from South Africa 😂🇿🇦🇿🇦❤❤
@yellowswallowtail332 жыл бұрын
Oh lawrdy...yes ma'am. You are such a good thing for us mom. Thank you for putting it all out there for us♡
@cynthianaylor95142 жыл бұрын
The subtle switch from I Love you Mom to I hate you, I didn't ask to be born.
@rmj13362 жыл бұрын
I love leanne,shes one of the funniest weman .great comedian.makes me lol
@tammiebrown67174 ай бұрын
I love it how there are so many of us with the same story. My children are now 34, 29, & 27. It was the middle one that was so bossy and hateful. And thought she needed to be in control of everything. Well, she now has her own little family, and her oldest little girl ( is only 2 years old)acts just like her. I love it. She's paying for her raising.
@witchone5551 Жыл бұрын
I raised a daughter and omg she could slam a door so hard pictures would fall off the wall but I didn’t say a word…..out of fear 😂
@candysmith87242 жыл бұрын
Love Leanne!! I never do the pick up line...they ride their bike to school or it's the school bus. I'm so glad I don't have daughters...my boys are great even as teens! My parents had 3 daughters....I know how we were. hehehe
@jordansjul2 жыл бұрын
Watch Leann’s bit about her son getting married and telling her she was basically now downgraded in importance. There’s a reason the old saying goes a son’s a son till he takes a wife a daughter’s a daughter all of her life.
@dianereid62492 жыл бұрын
She is hilarious 😂
@michellehuffman20252 жыл бұрын
I only have 2 boys, but I tell ya...those teenage hormones...😂😂😂
@No44262 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh you are HILARIOUS
@billkaldem50992 жыл бұрын
This is why I married a southern girl
@lynnetrathen45872 жыл бұрын
Omg I was scared of my teenage girls 🤣🤣 my youngest did that mummy thing it nearly drove me around the bend 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️ she’s 24 now and will still do it if she wants something 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤣🤣🤣
@MsMadmax12 жыл бұрын
I was never able to have children and always envied my friends who had them. That was until they got to be teenagers. Then they turned into eye-rolling, huffing in exasperation, totally embarrassed by all adults, little snot nosed know it alls. Then I got down on my knees and thanked God I didn't have to put up with it.
@ShogunHull2 жыл бұрын
HAHAHA.. I KNOW what chu mean!! Same here.
@joanneb35242 жыл бұрын
They do become human again, after your sanity has disintegrated.
@adelejay7747 Жыл бұрын
OMG!! That Leanne Morgan! I just l💗ve her!! She is just sooooooo YUMMY!!!!! I mean it! Really!
@jingerhaley5886 Жыл бұрын
Every day 🙌🤓💯
@nothankyou-ye4gt2 жыл бұрын
This is funny especially since I’m in middleschool 😂
@marydone650110 ай бұрын
Leanne you are priceless
@DStuart-s1q4 ай бұрын
The queen of comedy today--even though this is years old.
@cindyallen7579 Жыл бұрын
All my nieces and my friends 2 girls acted just like this😂😂😂😂😂 o m g
@karensaville9132 ай бұрын
One funny lady ..love her..😊
@cutzymccall7675 Жыл бұрын
This reminds me that one day my mother screamed “Could you PLEASE stop saying “Mummy!”???
@HosCreates2 жыл бұрын
Leanne is hoot!
@kathyrama4570 Жыл бұрын
I only have one boy, but he asked me, mama, do ants fart? I told if they do I had not heard it.
@theaweavers8576 Жыл бұрын
My mum made us all get out and walk 2 miles home cos we were fightin in the back seat xxx bless her
@janetpartyka5968 Жыл бұрын
God bless your mother!!!
@donnacooper6392 жыл бұрын
Omg you are hilarious 🤣🤣
@luceatlux70872 жыл бұрын
Why haven't I heard of her? Showbiz is quite an... insider's club... I'd say she's one of the funniest females I've ever heard. i believe she might be in the top ten ever... at least top 20.
@nothankyou-ye4gt2 жыл бұрын
Yes and she’s most of the time clean, so I can’t watch it with my younger sister haha
@luceatlux70872 жыл бұрын
@@nothankyou-ye4gt that's awesome. it's incredible what the world is introducing into our children's minds today. i remember when my parents forbid us from watching 'The Simpsons' and the movie 'Arachnaphobia' or playing the first ever 'Mortal Kombat'. imagine what they would've thought about the low brow filth of 'South Park' or 'Rick and Morty' (both of which most kids I know watch)...
@vulture38742 жыл бұрын
@@luceatlux7087 My wife's ex, refused to take them to watch the South Park movie. Even producing news articles as to why he shouldn't. I said that's a bunch of tree hugging hippie crap.
@vulture38742 жыл бұрын
I recommend Diane Spencer, but don't hope for a clean show.
@Lisah7072 жыл бұрын
True talk!!! I survived two grown daughters
@joylong8897 Жыл бұрын
Daddy doesn't where the food is?❤❤😂😂
@susanheisler5927 Жыл бұрын
oh god how true. had 3 girls 1 boy. girls just about killed me
@djstarr-lowery40472 жыл бұрын
I have two - a son now 46 and a daughter 41. And as I get older and I look back on raising them there is no straight line. I thought my son was easy to raise and then he turned 25 and became (a penis carrier, he forgets things including how much he should worship his mother) I thought my daughter was difficult then realized she was simply strongwilled and they say that came from my side of the family which of course is silly. Now my daughter has a daughter and I am laughing!!!!
@sevenwatson58542 жыл бұрын
I told my children (2 of each) that how they were as teenagers towards me, their own children will be double towards them.... my girls are 29 and 30...no kids just work/pets..maybe they remember how they were .....I remember how bad I was to my mum 🤣
@mrs.w55392 жыл бұрын
I know you're having fun with that expression but... my parents tell me this and it's just irritating. All children have their unique needs. Some are more taxing than others. But any time I have had an issue the first words out of my mothers mouth would be how bad I was and I was getting it twice as bad because I misbehaved as a child. I no longer discuss child related things with her because instead of being helpful she just gloated and belittled me. So please, dont say that to your children. It's not nearly as cute or funny as you think it is.
@LaLadybug2011 Жыл бұрын
@@mrs.w5539, If you are aware of your bad behavior, you can control it. Don't be hateful!
@RobertB_MD2 жыл бұрын
Great stuff🤣!!!
@jake.notfromstatefarm Жыл бұрын
3:39 "...up on 281." Sweet tea translation: "Up (on):" North-northwest of here "Over:" East-northeast of here "Out on:" West of here "Down:" South-southwest of here "Down over:" Southeast of here * Followed by your Route #. Enjoy!
@louismatassa84892 жыл бұрын
She is hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆
@earlblackjackmartinjr57502 жыл бұрын
I can identify with you young lady. UT VOLS was one of the schools that offered a football scholarship as did a number of other schools. Im from southwest Virginia in the Appalachian mountains. One thing about us hillbalillies we aren't a pretentious group. Most of us stand on solid ground if you are bright enough to understand that statement. You are funny as a one leg man in an ass kicking contest.
@sallyrice17452 жыл бұрын
This Lady is funny 😅
@foreverythingbeauty44092 жыл бұрын
Ten years later she’s still telling this joke😂😂😂😂
@gretchenwebster66412 жыл бұрын
My little sister & I are 11 years apart. She was fine until she turned 13. She’s the reason I didn’t want a daughter!!! God granted me a fantastic hubby & 3 sons. The sons have their own drama 🎭 I’m 51 & my sister will be turning 40 next month. We’re good now 👍🏻👍🏻
@dianarhyne Жыл бұрын
Bless your heart Leanne… it’s probably for the best, that I did not have girls. One of us would have been murdered. 🤣😘
@aislynnmari2 жыл бұрын
Omg my daughter is 10 going into 5th grade 😂😂🤦🤦
@raoulcaliente1030 Жыл бұрын
Good stuff.
@melissaelliott61452 жыл бұрын
I have 3 boys. People always asked if I wanted a girl ….No! They say why ??? Cause I was one. AND I grew up with only sisters. Lol.
@jackiedeaton91812 жыл бұрын
Love you
@bowlnow8242 жыл бұрын
I have a 3 year old and I know she is heading that way
@janetpartyka5968 Жыл бұрын
Don't let her get away with stuff because it's cute now but later.....................not good.
@Debisjoy Жыл бұрын
True story…… my husband we hunt to our daughter’s university to pick her up for her for Christmas. As they were driving home she says with profound wisdom “ Dad, I’ve learned something very important this semester. “Yes sweetie what have you learned?,” he asked. She said “ I have learned that’s very important to pick good friends,b/c some people will pull you down with them. “. He said he about wrecked the car…… as he thought……have we not told her this since she was 5 yrs old? Or maybe she is warning me about the friends I have. Mind you, she was 19! 😅😊😅
@jimzigmant84034 ай бұрын
Crazy funny
@Sandra-kd2ib2 жыл бұрын
If someone can stare at a glass of ice water and it starts to boil. You may want to be concerned.
@jshepard1522 жыл бұрын
When you have a house full of boys, you have a house full of awesome.
@jshepard1522 жыл бұрын
@Nina_At_Home They're worth it. When they want to be. Lol
@michellehuffman20252 жыл бұрын
Not me. Lol. But I'd still rather have my boys than a girl. Saw that in my niece.😂💀
@janetpartyka5968 Жыл бұрын
jshepard152, Really? "A house full of boys, you have a house full of awesome?" Seven boys and two girls in my family...................................................................My mom always said, "I don't know what I would have done without my girls."
@jshepard152 Жыл бұрын
@@janetpartyka5968 Mmmhmm. That's what I said.
@SylviaGeneski Жыл бұрын
She should be the mist natural beautiful woman of 2024!!! She's a natural beautiful not fake woman!
@ashleysmith844511 ай бұрын
Chilllllleeeeeee my daughter hands down....so this sounds familiar
@corie58672 жыл бұрын
All I got was 4 boys and that’s exactly right…I never had to rescue a crying child from the top of the NcDonald’s play place or deal with any amount of sass.
@jchborg902772 жыл бұрын
Hilarious.
@metalmah132 жыл бұрын
I got 2 teen boys & they are angry & always starving! You think we feed them hay & dirt. Wouldn't change it for nothing!!
@33sunstar Жыл бұрын
Very funny lady.
@user-ph7by4oi4d2 жыл бұрын
Bring cheese when you pick them up everyday….ha!!
@ritatharp5238 Жыл бұрын
Get them disciplined before 3- 5 years old because it makes 13- 15 years old a bit easier.😊
@therealjetlag11 ай бұрын
My son is 30 and still starts every. Single. Sentence. With “Mum!” Even if he’s just finished another sentence. Yep, you still have my attention and I’m still right here! 😂
@t.h.8475 Жыл бұрын
Puberty hit my youngest daughter in the head. She had poker straight hair and after puberty it was really curly.
@lauraswann5543 Жыл бұрын
I had perfectly straight hair until after I gave birth to my first child, when it became curly! It must be hormonal.💖
@timwright35922 жыл бұрын
Daughter: "I'm starving!" Mom: "Is that what that smell is?" (should have been the reply). :P
@kathleengruen6027 Жыл бұрын
At least you have more than one child. Why didn’t anyone tell me that I NEEDED another? I have only one. If my daughter goes to the dark side, who will visit me in the nursing home??? I don’t have a back up!!! What if she doesn’t have babies? I won’t ever be a grandmother. My future is in the hands of a girl who thinks I should be in a Home now!!! WHY DIDN’T ANYONE TELL ME I NEED ANOTHER CHILD!!!
@AlanBoddy-fl2qp10 ай бұрын
I don't always get all the southern Americanisms BURT AH TELL Y'ALL shes a whole heap of furn🇺🇸🙏😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
@catherinecolby7369 Жыл бұрын
I raised 3 daughters......"mean as a snake".....
@71bxboy Жыл бұрын
Not only is she funny, but pretty as well.
@jbn9029 Жыл бұрын
I wonder if kids who are pleasant vs the mean ones have different brain formations.
@shaliahlacy4448 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂❤️
@fabiwilliams46442 жыл бұрын
I'm still tip toeing around my daughter & she's 20. Don't think she's gonna grow out of it now. Scary
@Lisah7072 жыл бұрын
Yes we are all still scared of my youngest she’s 28. I thought working on Capital hill would help. But no. She’s still scary