Competition Cheer, Leanne Morgan

[@itsjustme9751]

This woman is my favorite comedian. What a talent.

[@michaelheritage8822]

How on earth have I lived so not being aware of this brilliant lady, what have been missing, absolutely hilarious and being a Brit 🇬🇧that accent is out of this world 😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@wednesdayschild3627]

If you go watch prople in the south usa from the civil war, they sound like English people of that day. The two dialects diverge, but her speech is more like the old timey English dialect. I am from the western usa and we do not sound at all like the people from long ago. West usa english is a newer dialect of English.

[@cards0486]

She is so funny. If you go to DRY BAR COMEDY you’ll come across some other really great comics. No swear words, nothing nasty, Christian comedy. Truthfully, Louanne is the funniest one to me. Watching her makes me laugh out loud. See as many of her routines as you can. The first one I ever saw was when she tells about her three children being very young, and she might be pregnant again. Try to find that one.

[@Janellabelle]

Lol thank you, and as a woman with Leanne's accent, i assure you, your accent is to die for as well. ❤

[@irenemax3574]

@@cards0486 Yes Dry Bar. It introduced me to Christopher Titus. Others I can’t remember names. All good as you said.

[@valeriefaabergpitel7356]

I love her humor! She's a natural and is freaking hilarious!

[@RobertSmi]

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[@jppcasey]

I love Leanne Morgan. She's absolutely hilarious!

[@nataliestaheli51602]

I just discovered her recently, and I can't get enough of her comedy! She talks about real life things, and tries her best not to let it get her down, and just turns not so good things into something hilarious! She let's people know they're not alone!

[@Elmo_Fuddleputt]

My girls did dance & cheer for 15 years each and now I miss it. Never thought I would.

[@nakeidacassim7696]

You're one of my favorite comedians! I play your comedy whenever I need to feel better. It's so refreshing to be able to lmao without hearing really bad curse words. Keep being you, we absolutely love you!

[@RobertSmi]

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[@mfredcourtney5876]

Absolutely. She's a go to when I need to have a good laugh!!

[@karenwombold1102]

As a mom, who spent 10 years watching my little girl compete, and loving every minute of it, this sums it up perfectly 😂

[@RobertSmi]

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[@tondaleyalyons2411]

I have coached cheer for almost 20 years and she pretty much summed it all up!!! Hilarious!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mafiamom]

Tondaleya Lyons right?! I judge now and this is funnier now than ever

[@TP-xy2ms]

Hahahahaha my niece is part of a cheer team and leanne hit the nail on the head, especially the facial expressions

[@Tootsie-yj1rz]

lol 😂 she’s hilarious

[@girlmellaceus]

It's super expensive too... $15 for corn dawg, lol

[@daniellew.9957]

I'm a former flyer and am dying at this! "They are freakishly tiny people...and the whole time my baby's throwing them into the air they're making faces!"

[@helpinghal]

"And their little mommas are in their 20's...and they're not bitter yet" Dead😁

[@lynnquin8565]

This is hilarious! As a mother and grandmother of middle school and high school cheer squads and my granddaughter has cheered from pre-school and is now a college cheerleader. I can relate to everything Leanne says!

[@RobertSmi]

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[@rosiereal804]

This is why I love you!!!! My baby did cheer for just a few months in middle school and I am still scarred from the whole make-up-sequin-bows-show-moms-mydaughters barelywearingapostagestamp scene at those competitions. I can’t stop laughing. I am sending this to all of my friends. You are a gift to this world.

[@ShogunHull]

Its funny stuff... hahahaha

[@RobertSmi]

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[@ceilingunlimited2430]

Leanne is so funny it is hard to grasp just how talented she really is. I hope she tours near me at some point, I'd love to see her perform.

[@RobertSmi]

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[@PinkTigger33]

Those cheer faces, so real. My daughter was a flyer and when she started cheer, I thought it was to actually cheer for the school football team during games. No... even in middle school, it was about competitive cheer and the coach had them miss games to practice for competition. It was also very expensive. Glitter panties or bloomers as they called them, are not cheap and you have to have the matching hair bows. Oh, and if they decide all the girls are getting clip in extensions or curls or whatever, you have to get them, or your girl gets demerits and if you get too many demerits, you get benched. Oh, and the travel is real. They went to some national competition over 1100 miles away and yes, we had to pay for all that too. The hotels, the food, the fees, Leanne speaks truth. We weren't even in a private all stars team, this was public school. By the way, all the extracurricular for the football and other sports teams were funded by the school, our equally athletic girls were funded courtesy of my pocketbook and all the other girl's parents.

[@mapleext]

That really is a mess!

[@atrophyqueen6168]

I like her. She's as sweet as perfect tea and the way she talks coupled with that accent is just delightful to hear.

[@paulasuniverse5029]

Atrophy Queen The minute I first heard one of her other stand up comedy routines...I knew..she was from Tennessee. They have some interesting accents in that state. 😀

[@simosc2]

Sweet as perfect tea. I love that.

[@Poniella81]

Such a great story teller. Even when there isn’t really a story.

[@joshuawaltz9484]

Leanne is hilarious I can listen to this Southern Belle Anytime

[@debbiegavin353]

I love you so much Leanne. No matter how many times I watch this, I still laugh.

[@goosewhisperer6275]

Yes! Same here!

[@RobertSmi]

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[@raggraves]

My daughters went through cheer both as a flyer and as part of the base team … she’s pretty much right about everything, but it was still a blast for everyone!

[@erivandelacruz3578]

She nailed those facial expressions.

[@irenemax3574]

“I’ve got thick ankles; I can work in the fields.” 😂😂😂😂😂 True that!

[@wifeymommy4242]

Very true facts, granny and pop pop always made us help..💜

[@RobertSmi]

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[@TheWriterWalker]

Hill-lair-ee-us! God bless her for sharing her comedic genius with the rest of us.

[@dj3114]

She has the pauses just right along with not laughing as though she is stating fact.

[@kolio4917]

So funny when she hits the microphone and says are y'all listening!!! #Awesome

[@PirateLeota]

Don't you just know her kids have heard that a time or two (minus the mic).

[@bellagrace9812]

I could watch her all day. One of the funniest comedians out there in my opinion.

[@susiehulcher1494]

Indeed! Can't quit laughing.

[@southernladycharm]

She is brilliant.

[@susiehulcher1494]

Yes she is!!

[@maiyafranke9238]

I was a competitive cheerleader this hits home lol so funny so true

[@RobertSmi]

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[@michellegriff13]

I love how she keeps referring to them as babies. My daddy always called me "the baby". Love it!

[@RobertSmi]

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[@haleytruslow7200]

I did competition cheer in Tennessee and this is SPOT ON 😂

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[@ronfrey6639]

This lady made me laugh hard NEEDED IT THANK YOU DARLIN very very funny...

[@ladonnarhoads2786]

This wasn't my best lockdown day. I am so happy I found your channel! My sad tears turned into laughing till I cried tears. Thank you!!!

[@missypin7520]

Woman! I love how you make me laugh and do it in a clean way! So happy to see all your hard work paying off for you!

[@cynthiaholland13]

Just found her. She's amazing

[@lindac2491]

cynthiaholland13 me too and I’m hooked! She is so damn funny!

[@barb6868]

I love how women reinvent themselves after having a family. Her family must be so proud of her. She’s funny!

[@blanejr1]

"Well baby, we're big people" I started dying!!

[@cindymartinez128]

I'm gonna get married in it!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@TheWriterWalker]

IndyBill, that line cracked me up, too.

[@augurcybernaut4785]

You gotta know what you’re working with!!! Now get out into those fields!!

[@laughalotlancaster2244]

You make me laugh out loud!! You are the best!!

[@michaelcross2959]

This had me laughing so hard, i almost peed my pants. Recently lost my mom and havent laughed much since then so i really needed it, thank you so much for that. It means more than youll ever know.

[@rebeccakessner7118]

You are HILARIOUS!! Love your stand up

[@puttervids472]

Bless this woman for telling the truth.

[@crystaljones7018]

I died when she did the shark thing!!!😂😂😂

[@RobertSmi]

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[@nb5842]

This is fantastic! So funny and yes we did cheer as well. Thanks for the laugh.

[@zenwolf1046]

Growing up as a freakishly tall female (by age 15 I was 5' 11" ) i can relate. I got soooo tired of adults looking at me and asking why i wasn't on the basketball team. I hate sports and my temper would have gotten me thrown off the team for fouling people.

[@sakitoby1581]

hahaha yeah that's one of those stupid, predictable things ppl can be boringly consistent about saying. I once read a very tall man's similar lament and he said the only ppl that never comment on his body are very fat ppl, because they know how bad it feels when strangers (even well meaning ones, but they're often not) make unsolicited comments or jokes about your body. Well, I say screw 'em!! Ignore the idiots! You're not a freak, you are statuesque and of lovely height. I hope now you cherish your height for what it is, an awesome quality. Every single bff I ever had towered over me. Idk why, it's not like we chose friends by height but that's how it always was. Tall women are awesome. I always envied my tall besties being always able to reach any shelf they wanted and how good their long legs look in pants esp w/boots. Hey, we are what we are. Rock that vertical beauty, sweetheart!! And don't automatically reject cute shorter guys as long as they don't have attitude about their height. Confident, well adjusted, nice shorter guys are pretty adorable. : )

[@stevemurphy2249]

No idea why this vid showed up but this women is hilarious.

[@goosewhisperer6275]

She IS! I can't get enough of her!

[@frenchtoast7742]

Omg! This is LEGIT !!! My daughter did this competition cheer😆😜🙈🙊🙉!!

[@whatsupwthat]

Hysterical! I lost it at 4:17 were a man in the audience chuckled with all his might. I guess he could relate!

[@sojourner6972]

I spewed my sweet tea all over the living room!!😂😂 Lawd Jesus girl you are funny!!

[@ethanroth566]

This is the most southern thing I’ve ever seen😂

[@RobertSmi]

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[@wvmomoutside1]

My new favorite comedian! ❤😂

[@Cyprianous]

I can't believe I'm just seeing her fornthe first time. This woman is incredible! So funny!

[@dearbrave4183]

Hahahaha we're big people😂😂😂😂😂🤣 you're very funny! And I love your personality ♥️ you've got a new fan!

[@NurseNimmo]

I NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD! 😅🤣😂😁

[@tamaramorton8812]

She is hilarious. Thank you, Leeanne.

[@redpilledinsuburbia5736]

As the mama of a “bigger girl” base of the cheerleading pyramid this had me 😂😂

[@TooStinkinFine]

Three hundred dollars for a cheer outfit????? My mama sewed mine herself when I was in high school a thousand years ago!! LOL! This woman is priceless!! Needed this laugh so much today! Thanks, sweetie....

[@nanasturtlejustme9758]

I love your act...makes me lol every time!!

[@cindym.823]

You are so hilarious and sweet!! I can relate🤣

[@RobertSmi]

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[@BillyJoe316]

"Did you see my spanx'" nearly made me hysterical!

[@lynetteriello3795]

My favorite comedian. Hilarious!😂❤

[@rachelh2731]

When she smacked the microphone I literally DIED. Lmfao

[@RobertSmi]

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[@marylandgirl9246]

I have tears in my eyes. That was so funny.

[@RobertSmi]

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[@JESSICALIN879]

You are so funny!!!! I love watching you!!! Hope to catch you live some day!!!

[@RobertSmi]

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[@princesslene55]

I love her dress plus it looks good on her as well

[@augurcybernaut4785]

Lady that is EXACTLY what that uniform is!!! EXACTLY

[@SJH301983]

I think you ma'am are hysterically funny. Thanks for providing such funny stories about your family. Lol.

[@connied9656]

This woman is just too funny, and very beautiful, which makes her more likable. Just born to deliver this funnyness

[@RobertSmi]

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[@lynnquin8565]

Nailed the expressions! I'm dying'!

[@arkady714]

The accent adds greatly to her wry sarcasm. Brilliant.

[@erinbrantley6857]

You need a Netflix special.

[@kathrynt5899]

My daughter is a "big girl" and ended up what they called a Base, in Cheer. Some Flyers like to act like their stuff don't stink...Well, My baby reminded them it Does, by "missing" her Flyer during practice. Even though she deserved it, I Had to say the Mom thing and exclaim, "Honey, you can't do that!" She came right back with a reassuring, "Oh its okay Mommy, they got more." 😝

[@RobertSmi]

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[@kellysong2256]

That was probably an attitude adjustment for the little "flyer" 😂

[@jillgott6567]

Dropping or " missing " Someone on purpose during a gymnastic or cheering routine is dangerous. Wonder if the girl had been seriously injured or died due to hitting her head or breaking her spine ?

[@laceybanter5937]

Ok Karen or Jill or whoever. 😆

[@megandelucia5001]

My daughter was a base and there's nothing anyone could do to make her drop her flyer. She had multiple concussions putting her body in the way to make sure her flyers didn't hit the ground. It is NEVER acceptable to purposely drop a flyer, and it's extremely dangerous.

[@Ayesha4PR]

I did competition cheer in England...loved it and this is so accurate

[@milliecoleman5370]

Everything she said to her daughter in this bit, I have said to mine. Love it, and love my competitive cheerleader!

[@melel527]

I love this comedian

[@Mus1c1luv]

She's funny as hell! Love the accent.

[@flyinghow]

Everytime i need a laugh I replay this LOL 😂

[@bwaygal4905]

Same. I keep rewatching all off her videos, but this one especially. She kills me how she keeps referring to them as "little whore children." Her accent is so wonderful, too. Plus it comes across, in all of her standup, what a genuine, lovely person she is. I absolutely adore her.

[@flyinghow]

whore outfit with its own bag of whore makeup LMAO@@bwaygal4905

[@Jamesd1861]

I can relate, got two daughters that did cheerleading in middle/high school and competition my wife went to all the events I myself only a few them mamas really get into it 🤦‍♂️

[@ignoretheweeb9153]

as a cheerleader for about ten years, this is really funny and accurate!!! Cheerleaders get into competitions for free as long as we have bows on :)

[@jlight1965]

After YT recommending so many utterly unfunny female standups Leanne Morgan is just head and shoulders above all of them. Material, observation, timing, delivery. Top drawer

[@rikyannieh6119]

This is just perfect

[@Secular-Serenity]

Funny as anything. I love her.

[@annahkurtin5345]

Southern belles are such deep thinkers.

[@Tootsie-yj1rz]

Throwing little children up in the air working like a Trojan lol 😂

[@juliawilson6678]

I LOVE this gal ♥️. My daughter did competition cheer for years; a flyer..Leanne is spot on 😂😂😂😂😂

[@RobertSmi]

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[@albryant2385]

She is coming to Green Bay WI.........IM SO GOING TO SEE HER !

[@samsnephew3209]

Hilarious lady. She should get her own show

[@MS-fi7vw]

I could listen to her all day

[@shannonnelson1244]

Lived it with my girl!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 TRUTH!!

[@RobertSmi]

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[@brittanyyates4304]

This lady has me in tears you guys 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

[@RobertSmi]

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[@unrulypeasantr3911]

Competition cheer in Texas is straight up nothing short of a cult. Most of the girls can be nice but LAWD!!!...some-a-dem mamas & their lil' baby girls can be psycho. I'm talkin' only a couple marbles bouncin' around up in there-Wanda-Webb-Holloway P-S-Y-C-H-O (lets not forget quite a few of those cheer coaches, you know the ones: "I'm tryin' to relive my high school glory days, have a severe NPD, along with an itty-bitty-tee-ninsy control issue") Leanne nails it & knocks it right out the park on this subject. 😂😅

[@eileencastillo6323]

I hear that! You are not exaggerating. I'm also in Texas. My experience with cheerleader mothers was through my family's athletic lettering business. It was during the summer between the school years that we dealt with the cheerleaders making uniforms. Those women were aweful. There was one unavoidable issue that was the source of a lot hissy fits. These little girls measured for uniforms during the summer were not the same size when school started! 😮 Anticipating how much they would grow was a nightmare. Lol

[@frankfoesheets6734]

Well she wasn't talking in Texas now was sje.....

[@Grunt49]

Texas has killer cheerleDers.

[@TheJpep2424]

It's the same everywhere smartass

[@unrulypeasantr3911]

@@TheJpep2424 Oh PISS off asshole

[@neilsthepoet]

Leanne!!!!! You’re Rockin this

[@AliseL22]

You’re a gem, so happy I found you 💗

[@barb6868]

I never heard of her before today. She is really funny.

[@shanestafford6605]

Here from Nateland, absolutely hilarious!! Sharing the clip with my mom, I played competitive baseball, and she used to cheer. This bit should be perfect for her hahah

[@RobertSmi]

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[@stephaniebrune8755]

That’s was hilarious! That’s my daughter, We are Woodlands Elite!

[@deem3204]

stephanie brune OMG! You pay a boatload of 💰💰💳 to have your babies on a cheer squad. 😂🤣

[@carson551]

D M Yes, some do. I’m going to be paying lots of money on sports for my kids. The way I see it I’ll pay for sports to keep them occupied and off drugs hopefully they can get a scholarship from it or I can pay for rehab later. I chose the first option.

[@RobertSmi]

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[@rikkibobby5043]

Reality is always the funniest. So good.

[@briandwiggins1576]

The facial expressions were SPOT ON. Laughed my ass off for real.

[@sabrinacopas1636]

Absolutely hilarious, and accurate! 😂

[@RobertSmi]

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[@leahsmith2078]

“I live through her” I feel you

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[@tammyC1971]

😂❤ I love you Leann!

[@carpma11]

Idk if it's like this everywhere but I can confirm the cheer thing is BIG in Tennessee. Not even cheering for a team any more, the cheering is its own thing now. My coworkers' daughters "cheered" before they were even in school somehow.

[@sonyx5395]

Is it normal that I have a crazy crush on her... I hope she sees this so we can try for a big people son...

[@KM-nq7ez]

sony x5 Too funny

[@cynthiaholland13]

She's a gorgeous lady she's so sweet

[@kisalei]

ok this set had me in rolling🤣

[@Chaotic_Observer]

I absolutely love the way she talks about her children.. “so yummy”