“Oh yeah just like that, talk dirty to me baby” “I AM YOUR FATHER AND YOU WILL TREAT ME WITH RESPECT”
@gglmg8745 жыл бұрын
hahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahahahaha
@TheDudecof5 жыл бұрын
FBI - We got him 🖕 da 👮♀️
@omarkhalaf70145 жыл бұрын
The second I read those quotes, I plugged in the headphones so fast
@robertstrada24563 жыл бұрын
Bet
@CanisoGaming3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@gigdg5 жыл бұрын
Why do I feel like a girl actually told you she can't hang with you sober😂
@mistermystery51973 жыл бұрын
Fucking Gabe
@ErK1oneZ3 жыл бұрын
I can tell u don’t get women , that was her way of letting him know she jst wana fuck and needs to get drunk to feel no regret let a guy say some shit like that to a female ww3
@Swampdonkey7963 жыл бұрын
@@ErK1oneZ space jam sucks
@WVRLORD3 жыл бұрын
@@ErK1oneZ that’s unfortunate lol
@bouncerdegen5 жыл бұрын
"Threesome is 2 girls and a guy, 2 guys and a girl is called a train" -Patrice O'neal
@hacensofiane5 жыл бұрын
Immè Mu Lekaa tought it was dp
@jaydenj26965 жыл бұрын
2 guys and a girl is gay sex with a witness
@avr4h4 жыл бұрын
Let us say amen to the preachings of saint Patrice O'Neal aka the last pimp
@rulisa11314 жыл бұрын
@@avr4h yamen
@piercejohnson61914 жыл бұрын
I don't think you understand the role of the beard guy
@BrandonNietoFilm5 жыл бұрын
Captain Beat Cheeks
@jessedaniels44945 жыл бұрын
It's not gay if it's in a three way
@bigspens2185 жыл бұрын
Or an aliens cheeks
@kuteyness5 жыл бұрын
7 minutes and 47 seconds has been scientifically proven to be the absolute perfect time length for the most slapper of a video and this was released to prove that.
@stevie_emerson5 жыл бұрын
hahah
@Kittiesanddragons5 жыл бұрын
6:44 that door-knock was INSANE try headphones sick 3D effects
@kadenrodrigues37455 жыл бұрын
kisame ikr and I was right next to a window I got so scared
@8lz7315 жыл бұрын
Bro I literally thought a person was knocking on my fucking window
@alexakten5 жыл бұрын
I just jumped and rushed out my kitchen that was so fucking spooky
@haydenhall97915 жыл бұрын
I was scared af
@hackerma9985 жыл бұрын
I freaked out when I heard that. Thought my neighbor in the apt next door wanted to do a threesome...
@sreeganeshvr75615 жыл бұрын
"I'm your father and you'll treat me with respect". Had me rolling on the floor 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@MindfulAttraction3 жыл бұрын
6:40 yo I swear to God that knock sounded real. I even looked to see somebody knocked on my window on the 20th floor. I was shocked
@TheRealSergioBarrios3 жыл бұрын
Dude, I'm at a hotel, and I LITERALLY fucking paused the video and looked at my door.
@arpitranasaria48783 жыл бұрын
IT FREAKED ME OUT BRO
@DamnIsThatAPro3 жыл бұрын
On god I thought somebody’s banging on the walls, I ran downstairs to check the door
@salmandekkari55233 жыл бұрын
hell that way terrifying, i playeded back and forth and every time it felt real
@EduardoSDuarte3 жыл бұрын
4:28 AM and I am in a fucking cabin in the woods. Holy shit!
@mack72355 жыл бұрын
“I feel like that’s an unhealthy attitude to take toward dating”
@JordzPrime5 жыл бұрын
HOW ARE THESE GUYS NOT ON TV OR SOMETHING?!?! EVERY. SINGLE. VIDEO. IS STRAIGHT FIRE Hats off to you my dudes, keep it going.
@stevie_emerson5 жыл бұрын
thank you man
@JordzPrime4 жыл бұрын
@@stevie_emerson My pleasure man.
@mihailcondorache7873 жыл бұрын
God knows.. it’s all business and commercial level. Something different then you tube
@vincentmarchese43253 жыл бұрын
they call it slappers only for a reason
@lukemenge68175 жыл бұрын
“I’m Morgan” Stevie: “yeah but what about her”
@decklanhobbins5755 жыл бұрын
I’m going to frame this comment because Stevie Emerson will like it
@stevie_emerson5 жыл бұрын
big facts homie
@sreeganeshvr75615 жыл бұрын
Teach me your ways, Master 😆
@asnoongraal89715 жыл бұрын
Stevie Emerson I love your videos
@decklanhobbins5755 жыл бұрын
Damn the power of manifestation real
@christianhoffmann62665 жыл бұрын
The instant regret on your face when she walked out and said ‘looks like I’m the captain now’💀
@michaelbusch30755 жыл бұрын
“I am your father and you will treat me with respect” I’m dead
@michaelbusch56103 жыл бұрын
ayo it’s me ?
@michaelbusch30753 жыл бұрын
@@michaelbusch5610 yo what
@michaelbusch56103 жыл бұрын
@@michaelbusch3075 we got the same name bro
@michaelbusch30753 жыл бұрын
@@michaelbusch5610 who’s the real Michael Busch
@michaelbusch56103 жыл бұрын
@@michaelbusch3075 i’m not quite sure tbh to think we came from the same family tree possibly haha Germans am i right 😅
@nicklausss5 жыл бұрын
"I can't hang out with you sober" Lmao
@fredsas123 жыл бұрын
Hahha. I'd have been outta there after after 60 sec after getting blasted with her attitude.
@samhouben1795 жыл бұрын
Clicked faster than i would brake in a car crash
@aurel53605 жыл бұрын
I literally stood up and check my door 6:40
@deiongoldsmith5155 жыл бұрын
Same man that audio quality got me trying to check a door that don't exist I'm in a library 😂
@modymody10015 жыл бұрын
I got scared, I thought my mom is here and tried to hide the laptop, lmao.
@mariameetsworld8595 жыл бұрын
Aurel duuude i woke up my boyfriend freaking out lol he had to get up and check
@hotboxmycoffin5 жыл бұрын
Bruh I thought someone was knocking on my window
@assassinmir2224 жыл бұрын
I didn't even notice, I'm over like "who the fuq knocking on my window " 😂😂😂😂
@asa3555 жыл бұрын
Bro wtf is up with that door knocking sound effect
@deiongoldsmith5155 жыл бұрын
That shit made me look at the door sounded real but thing is I'm in a frickin library 🙄
@alexakten5 жыл бұрын
im sitting in the dark and it felt so real like it was right behind me I got so damn spooked
@jamesvetter17975 жыл бұрын
i paused and said who is it lmao
@akashmolekudy60965 жыл бұрын
dude i like actually opened my door cause i thought someone was knocking
@Harnisch.7154 жыл бұрын
Dead ass went to my door and checked, freaked me tf out🤣🤣🤣
@ItsCl0udy5 жыл бұрын
“The captain of SS beat cheeks”🤣
@lukevalentine57805 жыл бұрын
“wassup bro i’m morgan nice to meet u man” that shit had me dying. stevie ur the man and always will he keep pumping out the good shit
@laynesturek16615 жыл бұрын
when she said “looks like i’m the captain now” i was fucking wheezing. especially the way morgan just nodded his head 😂😂
@KachanTV5 жыл бұрын
Changing positions while waiting for her killed me😂
@dajayjayzee3 жыл бұрын
Although I could see the plot twist coming, it was still hilarious AF
@cestovas5 жыл бұрын
6:44 I actually went to check my door, even got outside since I thought somebody was pulling a prank. Goddamn the realistic door knocks
@joeclinton8375 жыл бұрын
That door knocking sound effect, freaked me out. I thought someone knocked on my window! I was mentally preparing myself to beat up some psychotic clown before I realized it was just part of the video.
@mkchills5 жыл бұрын
Found this account from the wolf of Wall Street vid and I’ve been binging all your vids. Who knew you’d post at the same time lol
@keenanmanning15835 жыл бұрын
Manthan Chilweri Dude, that’s literally the same for me!
@christianrosas89175 жыл бұрын
Dude this skit is golden haha! I have to give you mad props for the ad placement as well. Done so brilliantly that I didnt even realize what it was until after and even at that I was laughing at how clever it was.
@SebaneseTheLebanese5 жыл бұрын
Back again with the fire skits. I'm ready
@wjatube3 жыл бұрын
"I can't hang with you sober." That was my six year marriage.
@ItsSypher5 жыл бұрын
the knock at 6:42 with headphones got me trippin lmao
@shapen3605 жыл бұрын
"I am your father and you will treat me with respect!" 😂😂
@zeus_x_x90985 жыл бұрын
If you ever need a day off from being the man hit me up😂😂
@iGame3D3 жыл бұрын
This would be that day.
@karinabradley47345 жыл бұрын
You could have a million subscribers on KZbin and I’d still think you were underrated and that more people should know about you
@hunterlacombe32825 жыл бұрын
I lost it when you kept moving around on the couch, what a great video. Keep em coming stevie
@JeshuaFlores-du1xv4 ай бұрын
6:44 BRO no way i thought someone actually knocked in real life.
@lordisaac4 ай бұрын
I hate that sound effect
@Cypher84X3 жыл бұрын
That look on his face at the end couldn't look more genuine for "oh...oh I fucked up. Oh God."
@sebastianwallin37264 жыл бұрын
6:45 with good headset you will legit be checking your own door.
@lucasl87905 жыл бұрын
That knock scared the living shit out of me
@BlackScorpionism3 жыл бұрын
the door knocking almost gave me a heart attack
@popsteam91355 жыл бұрын
bro that door knock scared the shit outta me
@delrayrhoan025 жыл бұрын
The couch scene. So much truth 😂
@stevie_emerson5 жыл бұрын
big facts
@lando78585 жыл бұрын
The last time I was this early they both got disgusted and left
@Asf-bj4rw5 жыл бұрын
Someday you’ll get too big to like all the comments. Until that day I humbly accept mine
@stevie_emerson5 жыл бұрын
lets goooo
@fairrater1215 жыл бұрын
Just go for it bro, Morgan seems like a chill ass dude.
@maximpostyn14895 жыл бұрын
That sponsorship announcement was f*cking genius. If only other KZbinrs put in that much thought instead of "taking a few minutes to talk about Raid: Shadow Legends"
@arshiamousapour85574 жыл бұрын
Daaaaamn I just got it. actually when she said I'm the captain now and "Morgan " smiled😂😂😂😂😂
@isaacwolfe63025 жыл бұрын
The look on your face when you're leaning back on the couch is hilarious
@romanstravels63903 жыл бұрын
“I am your father and you will treat me with respect” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@AndrewJaws5 жыл бұрын
Despite the circumstances, Morgan seems cool as fuck lol
@ErK1oneZ3 жыл бұрын
I love how the bro always suspects the strange behavior ahead of time lmfao
@thebadguywalking73965 жыл бұрын
I am literally the captain of the ss beatcheeks 😭😂 I love these guys
@blakewilkins635 жыл бұрын
dude holy shit that door knock at 6:45 sounded so fucking real through my headphones. i literally went to my door twice because i thought someone was at the door hahaha
@PhO3NiX962 жыл бұрын
For any ladies watching this, the moment where he adjusts his pose on the sofa/bed, you have no idea how accurate this actually is. We all do that before you come back in the room ahahah
@morning5tarr2 жыл бұрын
That knocking is in the video. Please relax and don't rewatch it you will still get mild heart attack.
@BreakMan6305 жыл бұрын
02:12 Props to the editor: you sir saved that shot
@stevie_emerson5 жыл бұрын
i am the editor, thank you
@drofclassicl2 жыл бұрын
That knock @6:44 scared the fuck outta me. Almost fucked my headphone cable up because I jumped across the room. Damn!😂😂😂😂
@easywayoutiknow94312 жыл бұрын
„I am your father and you'll treat me with respect" had me dead 😂
@livebythews5 жыл бұрын
When he violently took the Jean's off only to try looking cool....felt that, the accuracy is unreal 😂😂
@gregorB923 жыл бұрын
Watching this at midnight in my bed with headphones and that knock sound effect scared the hell out of me it was so real I thought someone is standing next to me knocking on the nightstand or something
@reecejagels12195 жыл бұрын
That knocking sound scared the shit out of me
@droppin_sik_beets7 ай бұрын
Gotta love Captain Morgan
@lukaswoehr16184 жыл бұрын
6:43 fuuuuck that😂 I paused the video and check my own door!!!😂Scared the shit outta me too!
@oguzcan8153 жыл бұрын
6:44 DUDE HOW DID U RECORD THAT TAPPING SOUND. I THOUGHT IT WAS MY DOOR I ALOMOST SHIT MYSELF HAHAH
@roniieeem50315 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣 hilarious as always The door knock in my headphone though! Sick effect.
@matthewsieg5 жыл бұрын
Stevie went from being the captain of the USS BeatCheeks to the USS BeatMeat real quick
@stevie_emerson5 жыл бұрын
hahahah
@sebschro39095 жыл бұрын
I subscribed to you when you had 300 subscribers and now you almost have 300 thousand.. Kudos to you man!
@liquidfred3 жыл бұрын
I have a really good set of headphones and that knock scared the fuck out of me yo
@angadsingh93143 жыл бұрын
same, yo
@johnjones84545 жыл бұрын
how have you not blown up already broooooo
@ethandavis24415 жыл бұрын
“Speak.” 😂
@judahweesner26512 жыл бұрын
I AM THE CAPTAIN NOW
@jordangonzales8635 жыл бұрын
I knew morgan was gunna be a dude😂😂😂
@assassinmir2224 жыл бұрын
I am over here like "who the fuq is knocking on my window " 😂😂😂😂 6:40
@eydok51145 жыл бұрын
There is lowkey more wisdom in this video than one might think...
@ltsdeshawn3 жыл бұрын
What is that wisdom you perceived?
@giogiolachance43133 жыл бұрын
@@ltsdeshawn always ask if her friend is a girl or a guy girl can give their gay friend a girly name some time depending on their gender expression
@ryanb7465 жыл бұрын
This is your year Stevie keep it up!
@aleksanderorzechowski55803 жыл бұрын
With headphones on, that knock on the door (6: 44) was too real. Thought it was my door & went to open hahahah
@sipdac33 жыл бұрын
So underrated! This literally made me laugh out loud. "Looks like I'm the captain now!" The 10 different positions on the chair waiting for her to come back out. Lol Nailed it!
@defnotbotgap51603 жыл бұрын
The face at the end lmaooooo PRICELESS
@kevinsimpson58093 жыл бұрын
Bro, the second, any man walked in, I would be walking out. 🤣🤣🤣
@LiterallyThatGuyPal5 жыл бұрын
Stevie I once read somewhere that 70 percent of the Internet is adult content and 30 is just random stuff you walk a very thin line between those percentages, good for you and an absolute banger.
@stevie_emerson5 жыл бұрын
hahaha thanks man
@dill_o1pickcleflavoredpaci1505 жыл бұрын
He really deserve way more than he has
@AlexanderLunariusG72 жыл бұрын
2:54 that came out of nowhere lol
@MrLuvbizwar5 жыл бұрын
Predictable but still funny 😂
@ChrizJenson5 жыл бұрын
When she said Morgan, I was already thinking "Hmmm" 🤔😩😂
@voidvoid30503 жыл бұрын
6:41 That knocking was waayyyyy too realistic in my headphones, i thought someone was knocking on my wall
@slamdunkd123453 жыл бұрын
the conversation in the car was exquisite
@Bunny199935 жыл бұрын
Wtf the end blew my mind😂😂😂
@nickrameau9385 жыл бұрын
5:50 - 6:50 Now, imagine if there was a hidden camera in the room. XD That was hilarious.
@gramdearing68663 жыл бұрын
Oh how quickly the mood went from sweet to sour the second Morgan came in
@Hasan-cq1sz5 жыл бұрын
This was legit like a movie scene but with the regular human approach that comes with KZbin. Excellent
@niketsahu50673 жыл бұрын
The most hilarious part was you changing positions on couch 😂😂
@baijayantasenchowdhury98063 жыл бұрын
5:02 - "you're gonna keep up" thrusting your pelvic muscles in a one on one competition with Morgan is what she meant
@theboontz583214 жыл бұрын
5:25 Hahahahahahaha!!! This scene is too real
@Linn20235 жыл бұрын
Bruh I had this feeling it was an another dude from the start
@mranderson16353 жыл бұрын
Lol “them are fighting words”
@reddrunners5 жыл бұрын
No you got the wrong apartment brother, we didn’t order any postmates. 😆😂😂😂😂
@VoidMySoul4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 double entendres are the best 😂😂
@evanbeale57835 жыл бұрын
You need your own show man
@David-bx5sd3 жыл бұрын
Just roll with it at this point 😂
@kapamikey2 жыл бұрын
This channel is the most underrated channel out there.
@warchicken71074 жыл бұрын
That knock on the door effect scared me I'm home alone and my house is haunted.