When Someone Tried To Challenge The Expert (AskReddit)

[@ThatOneCreamFan]

Lol the Japanese one is hilarious. I bet that guy that was so over convinced already piss his pants.

[@nocturnallight2640]

I study Japanese myself, but I dont mention it to anyone because I know that my current skill level is far from noteworthy, and you never know who is going to be able to call you out on it. 草

[@hiimryan2388]

Nocturnal Light ah grass I see

[@heartpalpytations]

I swear amusement parks are the hottest places on earth, regardless of where they are located. The amount of times people (including me, multiple times) have gotten overheated during their visit to the point of blacking out or vomiting is ridiculous. Even in water parks, where you would think there's plenty of water to cool people off, but no it happens there frequently too.

[@AiRsTrIkExXzZ]

It might be because of the amount of heat coming off of everyone there. I’m not a smart guy on thermodynamics or whatever but that’s what I think it could be

[@Frostfire965]

Might also be all the concrete too. Concrete soaks up a lot of heat that it is very eager to share with you.

[@spiko-ou3bp]

Idk what you're talking about but here in the UK the only time i ever went to a theme park it was really cool, and then got cold, and then starting raining really hard 😂

[@channelname4331]

@@spiko-ou3bp i live in the uk too and i relate with this

[@melkiorwiseman5234]

Over on this side of the third rock, it's the law that amusement parks and similar entertainment venues MUST provide adequate free water for everyone visiting the venue at any particular time. No, you can't just provide lots of vendors who sell over-priced flavoured sugar-water. Plain drinking water must be supplied and it must be free, and there must be enough for everyone, all the time. Anything less will get the venue shut down, and very likely earn a huge fine as well.

[@mercenarychef9465]

As my name implies, I'm a chef, and have been cooking professionally for 17 years. The number of times that someone's tried to tell me that the ONLY way to cook something is via sous vide or instant pot. Yes, I've read those sponsored articles on Skillet, too. They're fairly compelling ads, indeed speaking very well to their general versatility. However, different cooking methods affect not only the flavor and texture, but the nutritional composition. So not only are you not going to get the same slow-smoked flavor out of sous vide ribs, but certain nutrients will be more difficult for the body to break down and absorb. Don't get me wrong, working in a ramen shop that went through 10-30 dozen poached eggs a day, there's no better way to maintain consistency than through the use of sous vide, and instant pot are great for the home for 'set it and forget it' cooking, but there is no single method that is best for EVERYTHING, and no amount of linking to sponsored content is going to change that.

[@wulf768]

Yes Chef!

[@varik4363]

Yes Chef!

[@mgsgamer8340]

Haha I’m a chef in instant ramen

[@matthew-dx1nb]

Yes Chef!

[@Chuuniboy]

That was the best description of being in a roller coaster I’ve ever seen

[@ahumanoidtroodon1074]

"some men mistake their testicles for degrees in STEM" Oh that killed me, and also some men can mistake their testicles for degrees in any field.

[@Spore9996]

And some women do the same with their vaginas, hah.

[@BlackFlagHeathen]

“I asked him if he really spoke Chinese and all he said was ‘ching chong.’” Oh god I feel bad for laughing at that. 😂😂😂

[@frogk694]

But its pretty funny ngl

[@entroby5511]

When "Chinese" isn't even a language No specifications on Cantonese or Mandarin

[@theparrot6516]

@@entroby5511 tbf mandarin and cantonese isnt the only two,. they were probably talking about mandarin though.

[@hiimryan2388]

The Parrot well there are dialects but those are the default example.

[@LiezeldeVos]

I'm a teacher. Someone challenges me every day

[@Gaspucci]

Not anymore

[@samanthasolis7746]

lol

[@LiezeldeVos]

@@Gaspucci I wish... In my country I've been back at work since June (private school) so the kids have returned, and we also had to do online lessons. I've had multiple learners and parents question me on a daily basis as to why their kids are doing badly (amid the COVID pandemic, kids are sleeping in class, not listening, have heard along the grapevine that the government isn't going to permit any learners to fail the year etc.). It's difficult to keep kids interested when every reason for them to be interested in their education is being stripped away.

[@hanahaki7457]

I studied Chinese for my whole life (I’m a white girl) and speak it basically fluently. I was walking in china town looking for groceries when these girls walked by me and said (In Chinese) “Ugh shes white why is she here?” And I just turned around and said “cause I know Chinese” in fluent Chinese. I’ll never forget their faces lmaooo

[@stannctforclearskin7977]

Hanahaki Although the Chinese girl was wrong to say that, to be fair, whenever white people come to China they come off as a bit, I don’t know how to say this, nosy and a little rude? Compared to the rest of the world, some Americans seem to be loud and ignorant of their surroundings. They go up to strangers and start talking to them. Even if most of you aren’t like this, there are enough to leave a bad impression. Just because you are one nice white girl, and I’m not holding this against you, you are not the majority of white tourists or people that come to China. Of course we don’t expect you to speak Chinese because the majority of whites don’t. Forgive us for animosity or prejudice against you, it’s just that China and the U.S are maybe just a bit hostile towards each other, especially because you mock us on a daily basis like in this comment. Also, how does this connect to the video. Although you may be the ‘expert’ in mandarin, the other girl most likely has just as much expertise, and she speaks it everywhere on a daily basis. Although this an interesting happening, it doesn’t really tie in to this vid.

[@awdrifter3394]

做得好。

[@hregahego]

Ok

[@hanahaki7457]

Irina Zhou youre completely right, I never thought of that. Thank you.

[@Thuazabi]

@@stannctforclearskin7977 it's funny that you mentioned that Americans walk up to random people and just start talking to them. That's actually something that a lot of the world has noted about us, and it's pretty much a 50/50 split between people that love it and hate it from what I've been able to gather in my limited experience through travel and reading online. That said, unless I'm misunderstanding the original poster, your comment doesn't have much relevance either. She said she was walking around in Chinatown, not a Chinese town, which would tend to imply that she was walking around in a nation other than China - you know, one of the many places where Chinese people aren't native to either. I get that you've had bad experiences, but I can't help feeling you chose the wrong person's story to make your stand on. Obviously, the original poster thought what you had to say had value, but I still think this wasn't an argument you were making in good faith, and therefore one which in and of itself comes across as overtly hostile for no justifiable reason given the presumed context.

[@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access]

Most of the time when I hear bigfoot hunters talking they have no idea what they are talking about

[@ryanbroguy]

nice

[@tf1455]

How ...

[@WillmacLMCD]

Some guy said the moon landing was fake, but when I asked him how high the edge of space is, he said 15 km

[@user-ee1rl3tg7w]

uhhh

[@mrbrazilian7172]

How high is it? Is it 40km? Idk

[@Thuazabi]

@@mrbrazilian7172 there's actually no international law that universally defines where the edge of space is. For example, the US Air Force and NASA both use 80km/50mi as the cutoff point, whereas a lot of international organizations use something called the Kármán Line to define it (which is set at an altitude of 100km/62mi). One of the things preventing a clear delineation is that there isn't an abrupt end to the Earth's atmosphere. Rather, there's a gradual thinning of atmosphere until it reaches parity with the vacuum of space - though you wouldn't be able to survive without protective gear far sooner than either of those above-listed limits, both due to the low oxygen concentration as well as the immensely cold temperatures.

[@mrbrazilian7172]

@@Thuazabi oh, that's cool. Thank you for the response hehe

[@joannaananicz2797]

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[@keanusamuels1782]

Its like calling da vinci a bad painter and cant even do it yourself

[@keanusamuels1782]

@Alluminati true.

[@Crimson-kt7fd]

When I, someone who knows a bit about historical weapons and armor, tell the Weebs that the Katana is an okayish weapon with a creative design but mostly inferior to other weapons of the same caliber and blown out of proportion by movies and media. Boy has that one caused some major shit storms...

[@Charlie-yq8hu]

Ik. Try tell people that the bow and arrows you use at tho kids weekend adventure places aren't as good as the log bow they all argue. No, getting a real arrow for it will dot make it as good. No katniss everdeen bow and arrow didn't look that good, would have very little force and not go very far. That metal thing will never be as strong as a longbow that took years to learn how to use and required you to be very strong. And one arrow was hard to kil someone with. You had hundreds raining down in this battles at one just so some could go through the protection. AND CAVELRY DIDNT LEAD THE CHARGE!!! The cannon wasn't the only drive weapon (the trebuchet was used more) and oh my gosh don't get me started on brave heart

[@Charlie-yq8hu]

*Seige, not sure why that autocorrect to drive by it tried to do it again now

[@harris6062]

Shadivetsoty did a kind of neat video/set of videos about the Katana where he basically acted against both katana cultists and katana haters. The short version is the traditional Japanese smithong method sandwiched together different types of steel to make a useable weapon. The back is soft and the edge is hard so the sword doesn't just break when you use it. The hard edge of a katana holds a sharper edge than a western longsword could. However western weapons are overall sort of superior in the sense they are made of spring steel, which can take a lot of punishment without breaking. Traditional katanas are more likelu to bend or break just because of how they're made. Western swords can still bend, have their tips snap off etc. though. I used to do HEMA and saw it happen semi regularly. Granted we sparred with the same swords every week which means they were down faster than a sword back in the day would have. Swords are backup weapons so they would've been used occasionally for the most part back in the day.

[@king_jonah1414]

Im expert enough to know that i was not first

[@juliuskingsley4434]

Keep in mind, just because someone has a degree doesn't mean they know what they're talking about. There are anti vaxx doctors out there.

[@Charlie-yq8hu]

Where? You mean chiropractors?

[@juliuskingsley4434]

@@Charlie-yq8hu... No, literally just go on Facebook and you'll see one sooner or later lol

[@herbert_5481]

Bitch xie hua piao piao being feng xiao xiao

[@moimarie2008]

One day I went out with my roommate and we got drunk in a bar,,, she notices a table with a chess board, and rushed towards it because she is a regular and great player. Now some dude joins the table with a sort of "aw sweet dumb girl wants to try playing" attitude. I think my roommate doesn't come across as clever as she actually is because she has this very bubbly naive kinda personnality. But she actually is really clever. It unsurprisingly only took her a couple of turns to absolutely crush the guy and he just looked so pissed...

[@snomvish]

You would be surprised how many times someone has a misconception about Pokémon, and insists they are right. When in reality they haven’t even played a Pokémon game. This is true for boomers who think Pokémon are demons, and kids who think... well a lot of things.

[@neila128]

Omg the African one is so relatable. I'm Indonesian but lived in South Africa for almost ten years, and get questions like "what's the African language sound like?" "Are there any white people and Asians aside from you and your family there?" "How much does a plane ticket cost to go to Africa and back?" I don't know how many times I had to clarify that Africa is a continent, not a country lol

[@melkiorwiseman5234]

"I don't know. What's the American language sound like? No, English isn't the American language, less than half the population in America have English as their first language." "I don't know. What's the European language sound like? What? Europe doesn't have a single language? Then what made you think Africa had a single language?" I've read that African countries kind-of use Swahili as their default language because there are so many local languages that they need some common language for business. Correct me if I'm wrong, 'cos I'm no expert.

[@psycho-schematics8735]

4:50 mansplaining isnt a thing, it's just being stupid or arrogant and cant wait their turn

[@imcallingjapan2178]

I thought it meant when a guy is explaining something technical to a woman and assumes she knows nothing about it because in his mind, girls aren't interested or are too slow to grasp things like that, so he either bullshits about it or over-simplifies like she's a child.

[@RED-5150]

Not even close to what it means, The feminist movement created that word for men who explain things in an undermining tone to a woman, basically treating them as if they were unable to comprehend the topic

[@ppMicro4]

RedThePotHead which is utterly stupid because both genders do that shit for different topics.

[@Vivi_9]

​@@ppMicro4 it's a nonsensical term used by women who hate men that are smarter than them

[@blearmusic]

when I heard "mansplaining" I sopped watching the video lol

[@FridaJo_]

Haha I got one. For quite a few months, I studied the disorder DID (Also known as multiple personality disorder) and I became pretty knowledgeable about it. I saw a comment saying they know a lot about too, and then began to explain what it is, and how it forms. It was the most wrong and incorrect thing I think i have ever heard. I was literally just laughing in disbelief and when I was finished reading the comment, I politely correct the commenter. Funny times.

[@mariam14903]

I remember going to a theatre and watching this movie where someone speaks an Asian language, I’m a bit of language freak and I know what Japanese, Chinese and korean sound like. Basically the character starts speaking in korean and I hear some kid talking to his friend like “that’s Chinese, I know some Chinese words” and his friend is like “no thats Thai you’re lying, I know Thai better than (some friend of his)” and the other guy is like “oh damn, yeah I was lying..that’s so cool u know that tho”.. I don’t remember exactly how it went but I just couldn’t stop laughing my ass off silently.

[@px30lover6]

When the movie Ford vs Ferrari I overheard some kid telling his dad “that movie is about the Fordferrari it’s the fastest car in the world “ lmao

[@captainvimes6079]

Roommates never listened to anything I said because of my gender, loved to argue with me about how to keep certain foods fresh in our shared kitchen. She said bread can't be frozen or refrigerated, based solely on "Um lol I dont think it works like that lol ^^;; Haha men lol" So I told her to leave her bread out, guess whose bread got all fucking gross and moldy in our hot ass kitchen? I've worked in bakeries for years. How do people think we have Brioche/Challah when it's not even the holidays? Because WE FREEZE IT. Is it the best after it's been frozen? No. But it's not moldy either, is it Gabby?

[@sundownermgr]

A little story her for the kiddies. I was talking about how big Polynesian men usually are, and said I was Polynesian too. Then a girl asked me if I hated all Greeks because I'm Polynesian. I was obviously very confused, and then realized she got "Peloponnesian" and "Polynesian" mixed, which pissed me off a lot. And, she didn't know that I knew more about my ethnicity than her. I tried to tell her that A. the multiple Polynesian countries and Greece are almost all the way around the world from each other, B. That both civilizations didn't even know the other existed, and C. That (ancient) Greece started approx. 1900-1100 BCE. and the first Polynesians (Samoans, which I am) came around 3,000 years ago. She didn't believe me, so I legit brang her a globe, and when that didn't work, I had to get a teacher to show her that she was wrong. The next day after she was informed, I asked if she still believed I hated Greeks, and she said no. Thank God

[@em1osmurf]

6:17 been there. the OSHA guy either parties with friends that don't know what his job is, or has no friends. you hit one place, and everyone in town in that industry now knows who you are, and is watching for you (read: hiding crap).

[@nestoraquino-serrano7058]

As a radio technician in the Marine Corps., I've had friends ask about 5G towers causing COVID-19. When I respond with "no, viruses aren't caused by technology", they then 'discredit' me by saying something like "oh, you're just a government pawn, man. You're paid to say that", despite that I haven't received a check from the US Gov since 2018. But seriously, why ask my opinion if you're gonna just throw it away if it doesn't match your stupid conspiracy theory.

[@PokeBattlerJaze]

Because it doesn’t fit their narrative

[@melkiorwiseman5234]

The reply to that is "If you don't want to accept knowledge from someone who knows what they're talking about, then don't ask for knowledge from someone who knows what they're talking about."

[@eunaekim9216]

I die a little inside when I see someone who tries to say that Abraham Lincoln had a beard throughout his adult life. For the record, he only started to grow that iconic beard when he was first elected president, and even then it was only because a young girl sent him a letter saying that he would look a lot better with a beard!

[@lochofmceo]

This dude challenged me in a rap battle not knowing I have been rapping and battling all my life

[@JoeC253]

My fav is when someone tries to out knowledge a martial artist about fighting

[@Thewerdo]

NEVER outpizza the hut.

[@dodgy_jammer281]

I’ve had someone try and tell me how an F35 takes off from the aircraft carrier I served on and what engines the ship uses for propulsion, the dude never worked with F35s and has never seen the engines the ship uses, he read it on a wiki like page

[@JasonofWaukesha]

"This is a good solder joint on this pipe... You see, a good solder joi---" "But do you know the SCIENCE behind it??" Inside inspector's head: "No, but I know what a joint looks like if it's going to flood your fucking basement in a few months." Coming out of inspector's mouth: "Okay. Moving on."

[@danielbenington4814]

This is why I always do my best to never bs people, and if I am absolutely confident about what I'm talking about I still talk to the other person like I value their input in case they are more knowledgeable than me and do have something positive to add. I always try my best to never underestimate another person's capabilities.

[@tubadude-2269]

That last dude was really holding that in for a time huh lol

[@Edithae]

I can with the utmost confidence very fluently say in French...that I cannot speak French.

[@mrpandasian8871]

Some muscle head trying to tell me about avatar the last air bender and iroh's backstory, if you knew the show, you'd know that the turning point in Iroh's life was when his son died

[@sparrowflyaway]

I’d never heard of Cheers until now, and haven’t seen all that much of Friends, but I can tell right away that those two theme songs are nothing alike. What the heck 😓

[@DazeArctic]

Had a freshman on my high school football (soccer) team who swore they knew all about the sport. It was quite funny hearing him spew nonsense he knew nothing about. He also gave opinions that were so bad we were either shocked or found them absolutely hilarious.

[@kojavlogs469]

My time to shine. ( here’s a little background info, also no one knows this except my brother, my mom, and a few friends) I’ve been playing fifa since I was little kid. I play in a league professionally and win money off it. One day my friend kept bragging on how he won, a division one title in pro clubs with his team. The thing is I was happy for him you know, the good ol “ hey man that’s great.” But he just couldn’t shut up about it. Literally the whole day he was talking about it, me and my friends got tired of hearing him. Soon after we all went home (we live together) he was still bragging about it, at this point I was getting irritated and told him to shut up, he looked at me with a smirk and said “ sorry that u don’t know what it feels like to be a winner” then he challenged me to a 11v11 pro clubs, we bet 50 dollars for the winners. Guess who ended up winning the money? Now if u excuse me I have 50 dollars to spend. TLDR; friend brags the whole day about winning a cup in fifa, challenges me for 50 dollars, ends up losing 50 dollars

[@macymalana9584]

The last one got me missing amusement parks

[@malikthemadman]

4:51 the fact they used the word mansplaining makes the sentence sound so much worse

[@ashishmathew3048]

Since there are already three firsts guess I’m fourth

[@theparrot6516]

thats,. right....

[@deany4365]

Fun fact: Everybody who commented first didn’t actually see the video

[@ReallyRealRage]

We don't care lol

[@spiritbaki108]

no

[@hunnypie5790]

students w substitute teachers LMAO

[@Coasterfan1614]

trains im an expert on american ones some dumbass said he knew someone who owned a gbt1 which isnt american and i think dosent exist (he was talking about an SD40-2 and when i pointed it out he got mad and said prove it so i searched up an SD40-2 and then he realized i called him out he ignored me out of embaressment

[@MacyPooh196]

I’m not an expert but I’m going to school and eventually want to go to vet school. The amount of people who try to explain animal behavior and anatomy based on old wives tails (ex.) female dogs give birth through their butt, puppies can drink goat/cow milk, raw food is good for dogs etc.) is astounding. None of that stuff is true. Considering the amount of book work and hands on experience I have, I get irritated when someone asks me for help about their animals and then try to one up me with outdated information.

[@Mrs.Jekyll]

Lol the first guy's friend is a real weaboo! 🤣

[@S0M30NE_ON_TH3_W3B]

Not really an expert but,In my broadcast class i was one of the few people who were unnaturally good at our jobs. My whole thing was that i was good at editing and felt confident about my work, i was good enough at editing that people trusted me with group projects since i was the best editor in the class at the time.People would lose their shits everytime i edit something even if it was a simple transition or whatever.I have a lot of confidence issues due to bullying from teachers and students so i never felt like i was good at anything until people started praising me for my edits.The teacher told me to teach my editing skills to everyone in the class so i did but then i started to realize everyone caught up to me and they didn't need me so i lost all my confidence in school work and editing. One day my best friend was discussing a project and he was looking for editors and forgot all about me, when he did he said "Yeah but you're not very good at it now" and it broke me. Now everytime i look at my editing software, my ps4 or even my piano i feel like im just useless and that im worthless at it.

[@cardplayer21]

Economist: Any college student about socialism. The school of economics is failing

[@eunaekim9216]

I am fascinated by former president Taft, and I know a lot about him. People often think that his first name was Howard. Actually, that was his middle name, and he went by variations of his actual first name - William. My suspicion is that people see him identified as William Howard Taft in lists of presidents, but they only see Howard Taft. Edit: another thing is that people tend to give credit only to Teddy Roosevelt for the trust busting thing, but while he did set the wheels in motion for that, it was Taft who deserves to be recognized for his role in that. Indeed, he was so determined to stop the trusts, and he was so efficient in that respect, that he and his administration managed to start twice the antitrust lawsuits of Roosevelt in basically half the time!

[@_Sterben_]

I've always been interested in HEMA and historical weaponry, and my History teacher tried telling the class that a European Longsword typically weighed 15 lbs, and if a Knight in plate armour fell over on the battlefield, he would not be able to get up. Both of those are absolutely incorrect. A Longsword weighs around 3 lbs. A suit of armour weight around 50 lbs evenly distributed across your body. Plate Armour lets you move quite freely, and a Longsword feels extremely light due to how its balanced.

[@Cdthegoat12]

A lot off stupid ass people say that I’m General Grievous

[@tntstrikercrispyfries8941]

Okay Anakin

[@Kobudokaiju]

The martial arts comments could fill this a 100 times over

[@mercenarychef9465]

Love the people that took maybe 5 beginner classes as a kid, have never even received a belt, let alone been in an actual fight, acting like they are an expert on all things martial arts. I just ask them to show me a basic jab.

[@mannydavis7708]

I know, right? Not to brag, but I hold Supreme Grand Dragon Master in various disciplines such as Arkeydoe, Tie-Qwon-Doe and Jew-Jit-Sue and the rubbish people sput out is just staggering.

[@nissanpatrol8950]

That second one is relatable. I am not an engineer, just a 13 year old who is obsessed with cars. I hear some kids saying their dream car being a nissan skyline. They said it has a v8 engine. I interrupt them saying it had an inline 6, they replied with “what the fuck is that, you dont know shit”. I hate when people try to act smart.

[@mailikwon5938]

Am a nurse. Me: (to a visitor who is just about to enter the room of an isolated patient) Please put on some protection gear - gown, gloves, mask - because your mother is infected with MRSA. Him: No. I can't get MSRA. Me: Why? *completely ignoring the fact that he switched letters* Him: I'm vaccinated against MSRA! Me:... It's not worth it..

[@lydiahumes6566]

That first one though, he had more to do than deal with the common weeb.

[@mars6038]

3:35 amen

[@jacksuitor1853]

On the roller coaster one, I saw the MIND BENDER and know damn well I will never ride it, I don’t care how safe, I’m not getting on that vomit comit

[@serenawelch8902]

Dude someone challenged me to an eating contest and all I said was I can eat 4 10 piece chicken nuggets try me

[@Thuazabi]

I remember when I was a teenager being able to put away an entire 100-piece bag of chicken nuggets in one sitting. Granted, I wasn't exactly comfortable after doing so, but it was possible (it also helped that I was an athlete during that part of my life). I'm in my 30s now, in far worse shape, and I couldn't do that even if I wanted to.

[@VerumOccultum]

10:49 - 10:52 that rhymed so beautifully =D

[@sparrowflyaway]

That guy casually speaking to his friend in Japanese and making the faux-fluent guy crap his pants is hilarious. Weeb suddenly realises that someone in the office actually does speak Japanese and knows that he’s full of shit with his fake Japanese talk.

[@theengineerinabox2385]

I actually learned something here, that’s what I like!

[@RJW14]

I love how even racing drivers sometimes have no idea about the nonsense they spout about their car. They're never the guys who go very far nor the guys who actually run their own car for more than a season before going "arrive and drive" because it's "easier". (And then get stuck with banana cars the rental company has managed to get somewhat straight after the previous 20 idiots all crashed it). And my dad about music.... "Oh Frank Sinatra had a vocal range as wide as Freddy Mercury"(u wot m8?) or "Oh yes [insert ANY guitarist in ANY style]plays very Hendrix-like" (cause he heard Sinatra and Hendrix and thus everyone had to sound like them). In fact my dad in general thinks he knows the world about the world, but he only really knows how to consume beer.

[@ricechido1089]

I had people who would get all preachy to me talking how Jesus is God and you'll go to hell for this and that. Little they knew I have advanced on bible and I challenged them where in the bible says that, absolute silence.

[@Kreschavier]

Sry. You are entitled to your own opinions

[@emmamora7]

We all know of p & especially pp but no one ever seems to talk about ppp...

[@silverbond6625]

Nobody cares if you're first, yeah your faster than us good for you.

[@fnordrabbit1156]

Finally!

[@fnordrabbit1156]

THANK YOU!

[@hollodollo4771]

guys calm down let them play their game they clearly are big fans

[@gabrieldouaihy4893]

ive literally had people say that coding is like a rubiks cube .so I said no it isn't and I asked what they think coding is so they said "if you put the colors in the right place it works" like wtf

[@burnv06]

Lmao what

[@gabrieldouaihy4893]

@@burnv06 i honestly have no idea what i was trying to say

[@gabrieldouaihy4893]

@@burnv06 this was from my "cool hacker boy" phase of coding

[@Noelfriday]

Damm, I feel like I want to challenge an Expert

[@huskey1709]

I’ve had a couple of times like this! I work at a horse barn, and I myself have been riding for 10+ years. I’m not a professional, but I was trained by a world show winning professional trainer for about 5 years, and I’ve just recently been promoted to training some of the horses. And it’s very funny to see snobby kids come in for a lesson, and they see me jumping 4 foot verticals and they’re like “oh yeah I’ve done that before! It’s not that hard.” It’s pretty common to hear something like that, but this one time one of the other trainers caught this girl saying it and was like “oh really? Great we can jump today then!” Let me tell you... she went completely WHITE 😂

[@foxandroses]

Woahwoahwoah "you can't distinguish between when autotune is turned on or off"? Excuse me? Alright while the guy's argument that autotune is garbage is just opinion, you are lying through your teeth if you think you can't detect it if you have the equipment to do so. I own several Electrostatic driver headphones, they are so sensitive, that you can tell when the artist has their equipment properly isolated from anything else on the same power grid. Autotune is easy to hear if your headphones are at or above the quality used for professional mixing and mastering.

[@Vivi_9]

Yeah the autotune comment was bs

[@David_Punzalan]

If the singer is good enough, the voices can be as “often” or as good as indistinguishable, not indistinguishable itself is what he meant. And I mean, not everyone is wearing extremely sensitive headphones.

[@David_Punzalan]

Vivi * Not entirely. But your brain agreeing with everything is.

[@zero-gf1eq]

I like the way the voice says winery

[@oldschoolm8]

Bit geeky, but I’ve been in optics for a while now and once had a customer claim the reading area of varifocal lenses is too small and that he “knows someone” who’s a “mathematical genius” and could come up with something better......umm, probably would’ve been done by now dude, there are already very, very clever people who design lenses!

[@IWish2500]

Somebody at a party I was at once said they were the best in Smash Bros

[@sunstriketacos]

That girls always wore high heels They were made for soldiers

[@Blurgamer17]

My dad is a Mechanical idiot. He gets so many things about Cars, their engines and makes so worng that he even has incorrect beliefs about Force induction types and what features a car line has: -He believes Turbos are under the car and Superchargers are outside of the hood and nothing else is right, even though a supercharger can be without a Blower up top and a Turbo can be literally ANYWHERE in the car and work properly. -He thinks the Mazda RX-8 (The entire series) has popups instead of regular headlights. When he tried to prove it, he showed me what he thought was an RX-8 with popups, but was actually a badly photoshopped red 458 Italia with F40 Headlights. I even showed him a proper RX-8 that passed us and he insisted that was a different car. It's like he's f*cking Stan Smith, "Irregardless" of what anyone else says about him, HE is right. XD Don't think I would've made it any longer with him in my life if I didn't leave him. He is a properly Horrid person and even my grandfather (Who raised him) understands where I came from with that, as well as the experiences he scarred me with.

[@alynxwithinternet638]

After I told my dad that I had a redirection error that was hard to fix so he tells me he’ll ask his tech expert friend to fix it for me. Fixed it in an hour and he asked if I got any progress trying to fix it. I told him it’s working like it used to (a password was missing so when I access something it can use multiple accounts under one account and know which one to use)

[@boombox3819]

Did my manz say mansplaining?

[@nahbro5366]

I know who has, literally every anti vaxxer and flat Earther.

[@Sparkvark142]

Why tf so many reuploads recently?

[@xSouppp]

AH! WHERE IS YOUR HOMETOWN

[@theparrot6516]

FBI!! TELL US WHERE YOUR HOMETOWN ISSSS!!!!!!!

[@daracorr1484]

What kind of university offers a whole 3/4 year degree in wine making though? 🤔

[@jonhdoe490]

7:40 turdly.....

[@dankmeme1990]

I am fishing and watching this rn and I can relate to the fishing one

[@Gitaikou]

First one definitely happened

[@NotaFrom99]

Asking if people from Africa speaks African has the same level of ignorance as asking if people from Asia speak Asian

[@connorfitzpatrick326]

Ah where is your hometown... well you see it's about an hour to the east

[@drive9395]

4:45 That’s like saying, do you speak European

[@Pikachu-vj5jr]

1:48 iM aLsO A WoMaN

[@imcallingjapan2178]

Sexism happens, weeb.

[@tremorchristlester4688]

Gotta love women who start off every conversation with a defense mechanism. Like cool dude you're a mechanical engineer it's not common for women to work in that field like her ego was questioned or something. Like Why assume someone is being directly sexist towards you?

[@fnordrabbit1156]

Beware for the 3 “First” comments

[@keanusamuels1782]

Yep. I notice

[@cheesist6998]

indeed

[@theperson4yearsago565]

Shut up don't reproduce

[@resentfulsidecharacter3713]

Lol ur the third first guy xd

[@xvnexus8814]

7:40 "turdly"

[@kaizen1132]

Mansplaining isn’t a real thing

[@DevAndVic2022]

Im suing n427 if any of the things he described ever happens to anyone anywhere

[@KainMcnab]

All of Facebook

[@MRFutchyDutchy]

4:45 what is this dude talking about African (or Afrikaans) is an language. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Afrikaans?wprov=sfla1

[@melkiorwiseman5234]

If I understand correctly "Africaans" is what is known as a ConLang or Constructed Language and is a derivative of another ConLang, Pidgin English. Technically, it's not really a language but is just a regional variant of English. Also, there is another language, Swahili, which I believe is also used throughout the African continent, so you could say that there are at least two contenders for the title of "The African Language" if there are any at all.

[@boxedinair3224]

I’m sad cause my wansnt there :(

[@freshpersimmon9515]

Lmao similar to the african one, I’m first generation Indian born in America, and live in a predominantly white area, so I’ve been asked many times if I speak indian or Islam or some shit along that line

[@girlwhocanbreathe]

someone challenged me to be first

[@hollodollo4771]

But, you failed?

[@imcallingjapan2178]

3:24 Transphobia in a nutshell.

[@ppMicro4]

Really had to shoehorn that in there eh?

[@Vivi_9]

It's also not a real thing..

[@wolfmistresswilderr6579]

@@Vivi_9 What isn't a real thing

[@imcallingjapan2178]

@@ppMicro4 It's not shoehorning if it's very appropriate. Using words incorrectly doesn't make you sound more intelligent, it has the opposite effect.

[@imcallingjapan2178]

@@wolfmistresswilderr6579 His intellect.

[@reidpayne2125]

7:41

[@earthquake903]

Turdly

[@xandergroenewald2675]

All these nerds..