When Sticking It To The Man Goes Wrong/Right

[@Zelmel]

"Brian and Jordan have a totally normal conversation in definitely the same space, but with cameras never capturing them together" is definitely one of my top 100 favorite Modern Rogue video subgenres. Great one as always, guys!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Haha well that's good because more are on the way!

[@brknglasses2734]

This was an amazing conversation, and you guys got paid to have it, AND nobody got attacked by a bee!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

The world is an amazing place haha

[@sl0ptart]

​@@Drjordanbreedinglook up "Canadian man eats underwear in attempt to defeat breathalyzer". You're welcome.

[@toddjohnson5692]

I got a telemarketer put in jail. He called trying to sell me a newspaper subscription and I told him no thanks and please don't call again. He seemed to think that was funny so he called again. I told him to stop calling and if he did again I would report him to the police for making harassing calls, which in my state was under the same law as obscene phone calls. Sure enough he called again and I could hear his co-workers chuckling behind him. I knew the name of the paper, filed a police report and the paper quickly figured out who it was since they'd hired the telemarketing company. Of course it was all on tape on their side which the police took. I thought he'd get some fine or something, but he had priors and a court date was called. I showed up and as soon as his attorney saw I was there he tried to make a plea. The prosecutor was having none of it and the judge gave him 6 months.

[@BaileyMagikz]

*i always love seeing jordan and his green headglow 😆so positively green*

[@Drjordanbreeding]

NO I WAS THERE IN PERSON VERY REAL

[@BaileyMagikz]

@@Drjordanbreeding of course jordan you just have a lovely glowing energy about you that it radiates radioactively 😂

[@overestimatedforesight]

Former collections agent: the long creative messages this guy and at least one other guy do are funny, tons of people used them to intercept our calls. We learned to recognize and skip them. My favorite was this one where the guy is trying to talk to you vut his drunk brother Ivan keeps talking over him.

[@aalihte3378]

I basically worked as a telemarketer before the bee thing would have been glorious and would have definitely been a story that I can tell for years and years we got paid for the hours that we were working not by how many phone calls we took

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Oh okay well there you go! We could have made your day haha

[@anthonykoeslag]

thank you for making my day better

[@TylerDollarhide]

I just want to point out with the Robert Pion case that pleading insanity is not at all better that pleading guilty.

[@danatronics9039]

Yep. Prisons have to let you out eventually, mental hospitals don't.

[@succusage3966]

​@@danatronics9039right, but mental hospitals are fun! (You never stop laughing)

[@dasamont8274]

​@@succusage3966Well, the drugs are probably higher quality and more plentiful at the mental hospital, although the effects are definitely not what you want

[@christopherreed4723]

Just make sure the state you're being tried in actually allows an insanity plea. Several states have, afaik, stopped accepting pleas of not guilty by reason of insanity. From the judicial standpoint this makes sense. The trial is a determination of whether the defendant committed the act(s) of which he stands accused. Did he do "it" or didn't he. "Was he convinced he was Napoleon fighting the lizard people from Rigel" isn't relevant to that basic question. Insanity *is* taken into consideration during the sentencing phase of the trial, however. So if you plead insanity in a state that uses that model, you still be found guilty. But you'll be sent to a secure mental hospital until the nice people in white coats deem you to be "sane" again...at which point you'll likely go to prison to serve out the remainder of your sentence. I believe that the states that implemented this policy saw a sudden and rather significant drop in the number of defendants who submitted insanity claims.

[@aettic]

It always impresses me how Jordan makes the trip out there every single time. Absolutely wild.

[@nullsleep5178]

We love DRJB !!!! Always bringing the laughs ❤❤❤

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Thanks so much!

[@christopherreed4723]

I think the notes in Chinese-made electronics trope comes from a joke dating to the 1950s or 1960s, when Chinese restaurants first started becoming mainstream. The story was that (a) patron(s) cracked open their complimentary after-dinner fortune cookie and instead of words of wisdom found a note that read: "Help! I'm being held prisoner in a Chinese fortune cookie factory!"

[@kiraKX_]

Dr. Breeding, you are the greatest!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Ha well thank you so much!

[@Bammab127]

this is some of the best shit I have heard in a long time

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Hell yeah thanks for watching!

[@runningsandwich]

Will you please revive the liberty spikes for halloween

[@chaselyttle90]

Hell yeah! The Doctor is back in the house!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Heck yeah I am/was!

[@jordansean18]

How many KZbin channels has Jordan been holding together over the years? I'm pretty sure I remember him for holding Cracked through the downturn.. valuable guy to keep around!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

I wouldn't say I'm holding Modern Rogue together by any means, BUT I do get it around it would seem haha

[@werewolf74]

Once on a spam call for extended car insurance ... I pretended to walk out (I opened the door, walked to the spot, closed the door etc) and had my old man voice on. I pretended to slowly read the odometer etc. Just being old and slow. I dragged it on forever. So much so when I broke character, the guy was crazy confused, even after explaining like 3 times I was the same person etc. It was hilarious.

[@mattduncil]

The way he tells the story reminds me of Drunk History

[@Xandronic]

been watching since 2017, nice stuff always

[@NoChillMan]

Are we ever going to get more videos that involve makeshift weapons, fire, explosions and other cool science-adjacent stuff again? or is that just not happening anymore?

[@DarkWorlds]

I know right? Its like completely dif now

[@trevorfinley2327]

I want more of these

[@Drjordanbreeding]

More on the way!!

[@enthusia492]

6:00 you're describing Google Call Screen. It can do most of that right now.

[@maciejbronowski2365]

About first story. Few years back on Polish literature textbook cover graphic designer (absolute nerd) wrote in Tolkiens runes something like: "education departament chief is absolute s**t"

[@chigginheadD]

You can't fool us "Jordan Breeding," you're obviously Nathan Drake in between adventures

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Haha I swing from channel to channel on the vines of content

[@GemSquash96]

The doctor will see us now

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Always

[@JessicaLachewitz]

"mom's spaghetti and all that" lmao

[@PoeInTheDitch]

Breeding is the hardest working man on KZbin.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

I'm so tired haha

[@tyler1234321]

Jordan again! awesome to see you guys together! Hilarious story too!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Hey thanks for watching!

[@freedombrick]

You guys should consider doing an episode/podcast episode with Rooster Teeth's Red Web. With the right topic, im sure it could be really cool. Plus theyre also in texas, so its not tooo far

[@bdcs9752]

I'm not a lawyer but there could be a case for it being assault or at the very least harassment since you can get charged with assault using a bodily fluid if you spit on someone

[@mad_juggernaut_3547]

Scammers should always be kept on for as long as possible

[@johnwallace2319]

in germany it is against the law to insult anyone, and especially not a good idea to insult a cop, this can include addressing them with informal du (you) instead of formal Sie (you)

[@barahng]

I didn't expect this to be so funny.

[@Greendawn-di3dl]

I didn't know jordan worked for you that's awesome

[@ModernRogue]

I do a lot of contract stuff!

[@Greendawn-di3dl]

@@ModernRogue very radical man, living the dream been watching modern rogues since like middle school, many many years ago. Watch all your main channel stuff and the old cracked stuff. You're quite talented.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

@@Greendawn-di3dlwhoops, didn’t mean to respond with the main thing. But thank you! That’s awesome!

[@Greendawn-di3dl]

⁠sure bet that wasn't a humble brag, I'll let it slide lol. Doing the lords work man.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

@@Greendawn-di3dlhaha well usually it doesn’t let me? It just says I’m a manager but whaaaaatveer. Thanks!

[@hatredy555]

I do know in America you can randomly flip off a cop. Totally legal. You will get hassled for it but you can still do it and get away with it.

[@Kubillus]

We can see how long the final product is, but how long did it take to film? Looks like a lot of giggling 😂

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Yeah I had to cut a good bit of nonsense haha

[@bczarrockbeast6264]

What's up my breeders!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Yo yo yooooooo

[@christianaquilina5434]

Stop a person speeding to go home and relieve oneself, only to let one rip... Sounds dangerous, esp if the popo is smoking

[@TheRealAlpha2]

So wait, a dude in Germany farted at a cop and he _wasn't_ into it? ...Sus. Meanwhile a guy runs over every police car with a tractor and get off because his lawyer said he's insane... I mean, I feel like that was obvious half way through the destruction. Also: Yay! TheStrangerous is growing!

[@no_one_from_nowhere]

Love Dr breeding

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Thank youuu!

[@jimmyhughes7]

There was a guy who farted on a police officer in my area and got two years 😅 and I'm in the United States so semi-illegal lol

[@jaredrobinson7071]

Could farting on someone be considered trying to poison someone? If it's bad enough or displaces enough oxygen it could have dertrimental effects. Doctors let me know.

[@werehusky]

In which world, farting to someone who is dead serious for an important issue plus it was a cop, is not by minimum rude?

[@stagwoodink]

It just doesn’t feel like a real MR episode unless Jason bleeds.

[@adamcboyd]

Brian, already there man. If you have a Google Pixel phone, you have access to an AI that screens your phone calls for you. The person calls in and gets the AI that explains to them. It is an AI and that it's screening the call and for them to state who they are and what they want and then puts them on hold, it. Then texts me that information that it transcribed and I can either choose to pick up the call, hang up the call, or tell the AI what to tell the person through button prompts that are already written out. Things like " I need more information" or " now's not a good time. Please try again later." And if I don't have my phone right next to me and they don't play ball with the screener, It doesn't ring the phone or anything. So essentially I just don't get robocalls anymore. They're completely out of sight, out of mind. As far as booking things goes, again, my pixel phone can call a restaurant without me and use AI to book a reservation and the hostess will be talking directly to the AI and I'm off in a different city playing a video game or something. It then confirms it and sends it to my calendar and schedules the time for me to go to dinner So I don't miss it. And I can even schedule a car to come pick me up at the same time. There's a lot more that you can do, but I think that's enough for now and it's exactly the reason, mixed with the computational photography abilities, that I stick with Google.

[@CoopBo]

Comment how many episodes of this series it took for you to realize it was a green screen. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, come back when you figure it out. 😂

[@No1-2]

Hi

[@darylsheneman651]

I have a story to go along with this. A friend of mine we'll call her H. H was arrested while she was being arrested she told the police "I have to use the bathroom." The police told her tough. So after an undisclosed amount of time she had enough H peed in the back of the police car. I don't know what happened after that but yeah.

[@ogi22]

Well, that "farting" joke is probably an urban legend. We have a joke about it in Poland, probably from 80ties or even older. Guy was stopped by the officer, farted and the officer wrote him a ticket: "urągliwie charczał odbytnicą w moją stronę" which can be loosely translated as: "He insultingly grunted with his rectum at my direction".

[@juanvaldez7279]

When you have dental pain bad enough thats all your thinking about

[@shiftednrifted]

What happened to all the cool shit you guys used to do? Where is the "how to make a pipe bomb" episode? Hit me with the cool, dangerous, stupid shit, dude

[@DanielTaber-p7f]

"Legal, but the cop would shoot you"

[@MakinMoneyISeasy]

Did the modern rogue always suck and I just liked it because I was a dumb kid? Or has it gotten dog shit terrible in the last 5 years?

[@EelcoPeterzen]

Wait, does this mean Jason is no longer a Modern Rogue? He is now a Strangerous Thing?

[@nazmaldun]

wondering this as well

[@BryceCastillo]

Not at all! Jason's been doing Strangerous for about a year now along with MR and his other projects/writings :)

[@EelcoPeterzen]

Did not know that (well, I knew about the books). Thanks for setting my mind at ease.

[@BoMwarriorVlog]

3:02 🤦 Seriously? You're using some of the worst biased sources, Snopes and Vox‽

[@m4vr1ck]

What English is not factory workers firs language so he probably used google translate to write his help message

[@didgeriduwang]

Where is Jason? Is he ok? is he safe?

[@nrvanderpoel76]

3

[@m4vr1ck]

Farting in someone's general direction is proteced by the 1st amendment in the US

[@Brian2]

He is kind of close with the AI cooperation. See AI art has progressed so far so quick because of it. Let me explain. Maker AI creates a image then sends it to a AI that was designed to spot AI generated art. Detective (AI spotter) marks all the issues it finds and sends to back to Creator. Creator redoes the art to fix it and sends it back to Detective. It goes on like that for however long they are programmed to. 1 time, 100 times or just until the Detective can no longer spot any issues. At that point Creator sends the art to the human going "Here is what you wanted! Enjoy :)" So what he said about AI cooperative work to build themselves better is true and is being used even now.

[@BaileyMagikz]

as a content creator/AI Developer: my recent *music thumbnails* are basically done using this system of multiple threads/models talking so yeah.. (is being used even now) some people will use it to mislead/sell some will use the tools to improve on their existing creations

[@Baneful1]

I quite like the concept, but one is quite obviously in front of a green screen. Dont see why it needed to be under the pretense of an in person interaction when it didnt feel lie one at all

[@Drjordanbreeding]

WHAT?! No! I’m definitely in person. Just kidding we’ve played with it a lot more in other videos. Just wanted to add another layer of weirdness.

[@username65585]

Is it biological warfare?

[@deathraygonzo6339]

Adolf Knitler.

[@rexarrow4133]

first

[@iLLixer]

why'd you use ai for the thumbnail? why are you helping companies steal the jobs of gfx artists?

[@rsdigiomoney]

this whole "episode" was just an ad. an ad for their website, an ad for squarespace, and an ad for jasons new channell

[@MrAvidOutdoorsman]

Ok i can handle one squeaky man but not two, oh my please never these two together again

[@Imbrium.]

Not a raycon in the thumbnail.. hm..