When the Craziest Floridians Go Wrong

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[@theywillkillyou]

Would you rather be the victim in a classic “Florida Man” news story or get roasted online for a wardrobe malfunction at your wedding?

[@Aprilshower777]

Wardrobe malfunctions are understandable. It happens 🤷🏽‍♀️. I’m too afraid of what the headlines of a “Florida Man” story will read about me 🫣

[@cali.girllivinnnevada8]

I refuse to get married….. so get your pencil ready Floridian! ✏️

[@proanimaluver6487]

​@@cali.girllivinnnevada8ahahaha 😊

[@proanimaluver6487]

​@@cali.girllivinnnevada8give us an idea of what might the Florida man story about you would be😅

[@leesashriber5097]

Wardrobe malfunction

[@jaclynshorter2509]

Crazy Floridians could be it's own series.

[@debbieellett9093]

I lived in Florida for twenty years. I was called to jury duty a few times. At each time I told the Court I think the heat causes ppl to lose their minds! Needless to say, I was called never on any jury,lol!

[@tristinrebel718]

I agree I've lived in Vegas now for 13years & can say for fact the heat does a number on everyone! I swear it melts people's minds, or what little of it was left..

[@8rickey]

Craziest Floridians Go Wrong could literally be its own You Tube channel and NEVER run out of content.

[@jrambo7495]

WORD!!

[@einienj3281]

😂 Just commented something very similar.. 😂

[@jaclynshorter2509]

I completely agree with you!

[@beautifulmusic4039]

There couldn’t be a truer statement..

[@kenneth9874]

You could say the same about some cities

[@kyote1089]

Imagine thinking you're outsmarting the cops by giving a false name, only for that person to _also_ have warrants out for _their_ arrest too! 🤣🤦🤣

[@randylee8212]

As a Floridian, you have to accept the crazy and appreciate it as long as no one's getting hurt too bad or killed. It's the folks that are embarrassed by it that you gotta watch out for.

[@heuvelke1065]

You mean Karens

[@Aprilshower777]

When JOYRIDING 🚗 goes wrong

[@raymartin3527]

The nightly news in Florida is never boring.

[@ZenoSsj4Hero]

When children’s TV shows/companies go wrong 📺

[@Aprilshower777]

When HEARING VOICES 👂 go wrong!

[@cali.girllivinnnevada8]

When ENTERING AT YOUR OWN RISK ⚠️💀 goes wrong……..

[@ZenoSsj4Hero]

When gamer rage goes wrong 🎮🤬

[@einienj3281]

You can make this a running series on the channel.. you'll never run out of content.. 😂 "Today we are returning to Florida in episode 4000"

[@ZenoSsj4Hero]

When daylight saving(s) goes wrong 🕰

[@Aprilshower777]

When FUNERAL HOMES ⚰️ go wrong!

[@CryBlueofZ]

More likely then you think

[@Aprilshower777]

@@CryBlueofZ Yes, it’s becoming an epidemic.

[@thedoximama4110]

WTF is in the water in Florida???

[@timebong8366]

Y'all that took that experimental product will be visiting there soon

[@Aprilshower777]

@@thedoximama4110 I’m not sure but I hope it doesn’t spill over into our rivers 😂

[@o.joei.b9929]

Getting slap with a hotdog is another level of disrespect lol

[@Aprilshower777]

When COLD CASE FILES 🫣 go wrong!

[@seandelap8587]

Some people really have no boundaries at all

[@cali.girllivinnnevada8]

When RECONNECTING WITH YOUR HIGH SCHOOL SWEETHEART 🏫💔 goes wrong……

[@916TheBear]

I would absolutely have a fucked up story for that title! That's for sure!

[@Pamer21]

Oooo. That's a good one! 👏👍

[@Aprilshower777]

When CONFRONTING PEOPLE AT THEIR HOUSE goes wrong

[@leonbowen6567]

That's a good one but remember a few months ago when that teenage boy tried to see his girlfriend and kept kicking the door and the dad shot him well that's one example

[@Aprilshower777]

@@leonbowen6567 Yes, I remember that! I remember her telling her dad “you saved me.” We tell our kids that we will do anything to protect them but, we hope that no one ever puts us in the position to prove it because we won’t hesitate to!

[@Spills51]

I love the face tats....the tear or state or other random stupidity. It warns us all that there is an idiot in the vicinity.

[@flintironstag2381]

#6- Buy a teddy bear or face the wrath of my pitchfork!!😂😂😂😂😂

[@vaklemptone4444]

As Caspersight would say " look at the eyeballs " lol!

[@Aprilshower777]

When EMERGENCY DISPATCHERS 📞 go wrong!

[@jrambo7495]

Already been done.

[@Aprilshower777]

@@jrambo7495 It definitely hasn’t. Name the video?

[@jrambo7495]

@@Aprilshower777 girl, you're not serious are you?! There's at least 20 videos with that title!

[@Aprilshower777]

@@jrambo7495 If there are 20 of them about emergency dispatchers, then it shouldn’t be a problem with you naming one. That should be easy. Right? Waiting ⏰

[@ZenoSsj4Hero]

I’d watch that lol.

[@Adam-ir4ck]

You could have a chanel called, "When Florida folk go wrong !" And never run out of content.

[@flipnap2112]

florida is an interesting state. the west and east coast are like two different worlds, and the south and north are also. its the only state that has that much water around it. its almost like its own country

[@ZenoSsj4Hero]

When scams/MLM schemes go wrong 📧

[@Aprilshower777]

Charlemagne Tha God always says that “The craziest people in ALL of America comes from the Bronx and ALL of Florida.” I’m starting to believe that the rumors are true!

[@blacknight88]

I'm from Florida and its embarrassing along with Florida messing up elections

[@jrambo7495]

Oh the irony of someone with the foolish name "Tha God" calling other people crazy! Hello Kettle, have you met Pot?! 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏾🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏿🤦🏽🤦‍♀️🤦🏿‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼🤦🤦🏼🤦🏻🤦🏻

[@aaronburratwood.6957]

Sounds about right.

[@timebong8366]

Well where do the Jews in New York City go to retire? Florida

[@jrambo7495]

@@timebong8366 💥!!

[@CandiceVidito]

When PICKING A FIGHT goes wrong

[@cali.girllivinnnevada8]

13:47 I’ll bet you Matt’s tattoo was meant to be a 🔫 but the artist was 🍻🤣

[@nicolemercado2575]

Not sure if you’re aware but that’s the shape of Florida 🤣💀

[@thelunchlady8276]

Supposed to be a wang.

[@Pamer21]

Lifelong Floridian here! 👋 Yea, welcome to "Crazyville" 😅🤣😂

[@Aprilshower777]

When being DESPERATE FOR A BABY 🤱🏽 goes wrong!

[@aretnap3653]

I'm a Victim of That! (A Female Told Me *EVERYTHING* I Wanted to Hear...& When I ImPregnated Her, She Hit TheRoad...& I Haven't Saw *Either* of'Em in Almost 2 Decades!) The"Mother" Told Me There Was *No Amount of Money* That I Could *Ever* Make, to Keep Her Happy.😒 (If I Knew Then...What I Know Now, I'd Have *NEVER* Given That *SUCCUBUS* TheTime of Day!) Wh0reAble

[@timebong8366]

Man you are desperate

[@ZenoSsj4Hero]

@@timebong8366 you’re desperate for attention 😂

[@thelunchlady8276]

Dress up like a hospital orderly, come in the overnight shift, get a mop and bucket to "mop" the nursery area. Put sleeping baby in bucket (Empty, of course). cover with mop and take to the janitor's closet. Put still sleeping baby in duffel bag you brought. Walk out. Viola! Instant baby!

[@Aprilshower777]

@@thelunchlady8276 I think I saw a movie like that before!

[@anthonymoore3720]

When taking a nap goes wrong

[@OriginalStrudel]

When encountering escaped Zoo animals goes wrong.

[@CandiceVidito]

When ASSUMING THINGS goes wrong

[@ZenoSsj4Hero]

When strict parents go wrong 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦

[@aaronburratwood.6957]

“When after 2:am goes wrong”

[@ZenoSsj4Hero]

When voicing your opinion(s) goes wrong 😮

[@tamekadavis6641]

When picky eaters goes wrong.

[@brittanyminton4992]

See? It’s horrible. Stop moving here! 😂

[@buckybryan550]

That Svensen guy... damn. Also, IMO his count is 7 not 4 since he killed the dogs.

[@ZenoSsj4Hero]

When documentaries go wrong 📼

[@technikal4083]

So many crazy stories go down in other countries. You should cover stories out side of America. Like when things go wrong in Beijing

[@keithfaulk1354]

Well you know what they say!…..when you gotta go…you gotta go!! lol

[@niki123bxd]

when defeat goes wrong

[@Sarrah927]

Shaving your bikini line while driving?! That must have been one hairy kitty if it couldn't wait 🤣🤣

[@formerleewarmer4336]

When taking benzos goes wrong.

[@burntblonde2925]

I guess some people want to go back to prison. All that time to think and “I’m not doing that again” doesn’t enter into their goals.

[@cali.girllivinnnevada8]

When GETTING CAUGHT OFF GUARD 🫨 goes wrong…….

[@seandelap8587]

When going hiking goes wrong

[@kaimerager6146]

When Roulette Wheels Go Wrong

[@TaT420X]

Dayum Florida you crazy

[@kaimerager6146]

Still trying to get that Alligator drunk

[@JamieCowan-cc5xc]

When shoplifting goes wrong

[@FingerBreakerWu]

Xaver's trial is over as he plead guilty. He'll be sentenced in January.

[@CountMeOut33]

*Appreciate* you posting video photo, as the first story on the list. I don’t know any other pages that do that, so *respect* .

[@edithstephens4660]

The one shaving that can't while driving is crazy😅😅😅😅 she gonna cut that m f 😂😂😂😂😂 what will a man say when you pull off them drawers and you have bandaid running across it 😮😂😂😂😂 ?

[@kellyshomemadekitchen]

That second couple having relations on a sidewalk is NOT something I’d want to see 😱

[@SeeTheWorldAsIDo78]

I threw up a little in my mouth when he said that 🤣

[@kellyshomemadekitchen]

@@SeeTheWorldAsIDo78 ikr? They are just downright gross looking not to be mean or anything

[@unsladd]

Getting in trouble for peeing? That's a bit of a stretch. Especially alongside the highway. If that's illegal, then there are a LOT of criminals. I'd wager any arresting officer would be guilty too. 😂

[@cali.girllivinnnevada8]

When SELF DEFENSE 🤜🏼😵 goes wrong…….

[@garybrockwell2031]

Number 13 give me a burger Wendy? An make it snappy 😂👍

[@ZenoSsj4Hero]

When being in debt goes wrong pt 2 💸

[@wds525]

2:34 the background sound you put in ahahahahah

[@nicolesmith6558]

Hell yes!!!!! I’ve been waiting for this list.

[@RtistiqSkubie]

6:10 I'm not sure what all the facts are here but this sure don't sound like a kidnapping & he probably beat that charge. Sounds like he was sharing drugs & she only went to get high off his supply but didn't want to reciprocate with extra activities. Sooooooo he rightfully & respectfully left her to own devices & told her to fend for herself. Women for the umpteenth time STOP going to secluded & private areas with men to have a quick come up before it leads to your well deserved comeuppance. Stop trying to deceive & use men, or accept anything, no matter how cheap it is, if you not gonna give him what you know he expects in return.

[@BladeTNT2018]

17:08 That woman looks like she's possessed

[@i000_]

These things aren't "Floridians" for many factual reasons!

[@chi-towngirlissad.4239]

Oh man, this video must have been REALLY difficult- there must have been an impressive number of possible contestants for you to choose from 😭😭😭😱😱😱😅😅😅

[@kellyshomemadekitchen]

I thought the same! 😂

[@timebong8366]

On all his other videos a lot of the people come from Florida anyways so he's running out of material looks like to me

[@ZenoSsj4Hero]

@@timebong8366 says the guy running out of insults there 😂

[@jonathanvinas]

Yeah we have a lot of crazy people here 😂

[@ZenoSsj4Hero]

When going to the dentist goes wrong pt 2 🦷

[@gojosgirl6487]

This is gonna be good!

[@neorabado8990]

Something definitely in the water in Florida

[@darelhandy739]

Man the state of Florida could give you decades of content that swamp water does things to people

[@camo_fisherman]

💀💀💀When entitlement goes wrong💀💀💀

[@joedudehasheme1232]

When the craziest Californian goes wrong

[@ZenoSsj4Hero]

As a Californian, I second this 😅

[@ZenoSsj4Hero]

When HOAs go wrong 🏘

[@stanford-nf4jk]

The first woman is originally from my town, which isn’t even anywhere near Florida. How embarrassing!

[@sarah.268]

Can you do this for each state??

[@Teelirious]

If Desantis ain't number one somethin wrong.

[@proanimaluver6487]

2:38 Ok yrs ago as a teen , we would cross under the old rail road track bridge in memphis and party on the big concrete things that held the bridge over the missippi River. Ii went around the slab to relieve myself and a barge came thru , was shining his big old spot light back and fourth. He crossed me and came back and held the light on me. 😅 i just 👋 waved . I was a homeless kid yall. I did ALOT of things

[@rustynuts89836]

Funny Brissa is on this 😂😂😂😂

[@RiVer-Parish]

"When strippers go Wrong?"

[@jBurNaa]

It's something about the heat down there I lived in Miami for about 5 months and I went 🤪 😜

[@tonycurtin279]

Listening to him pronounce the names of these cities was brutal 🤣🤣

[@nicolemercado2575]

Wait which ones cause I’m about halfway through and I haven’t heard one pronounced incorrectly! I’m from Florida too unfortunately 🤣🤣🤣hahaha

[@tonycurtin279]

@@nicolemercado2575 you'll see 🤣🤣

[@nicolemercado2575]

@@jrambo7495how about you just stop watching his videos then? Jeez you sound so salty.

[@nicolemercado2575]

@@tonycurtin279i finished it and didn’t hear any city or county pronounced incorrectly 😅 I think y’all are just sensitive Karen’s fr 🤣

[@tonycurtin279]

@@nicolemercado2575 then you're clearly not a Floridian

[@ThorgrimWolfson]

There has got to be something in the water.

[@leesashriber5097]

Now you know you have to do West Virginia and Ohio!! 😁

[@seandelap8587]

When showboating goes wrong

[@missssophisicated6742]

Flip phone activate..😂

[@jeynjohnston8085]

Some people are more insect than human.

[@chrisbrown-lx7qz]

when fire department goes wrong

[@jaymills85]

16:00 made headlines 😂

[@dominickjoiner5346]

I love Florida. Been arrested here alot

[@bryanhuff7109]

I turned you into KZbin for not sending me my order

[@cali.girllivinnnevada8]

When OVER-STEPPING SOMEONE’S BOUNDARIES 🚫 goes wrong…….

[@ZenoSsj4Hero]

That never goes right lol

[@flipnap2112]

14:36 oops on the edit. also on 15:24 did we see these folks earlier?

[@CandiceVidito]

When BEING IN CHARGE goes wrong

[@johnjobber2219]

He was a half brain 16:18 even before the accident. That is why there was no change in mental status.

[@frankwhite6512]

New law in Florida basically 100% disclosure is so no more Florida man woman

[@aaronburratwood.6957]

I was born & grew up in the Tampa Bay Area and shortly after turning 18 I was out of that 💩hole. If you’re not rich or a drug addict, there are better places to live I promise you.

[@dominickjoiner5346]

Leesburg

[@B1ack_Manta]

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