When the kidnappers start world war 3

[@ZachStarHimself]

For anyone who hasn't seen episode 1, here it is! kzbin.info/www/bejne/pn-bdIqwfN9sipI The third and final episode will be out this Friday followed by a livestream at 4pm PST. Enjoy! Also go subscribe to Edgar's channel :) (linked in description).

[@WillowTitov]

I'll watch it all at once when part 3 drops!

[@aliciabell6688]

Do you realize how closely your scenario lines up with the book of Revelation?

[@ariaYThandle]

I need you to do daily full length political skits like these to save my sanity

[@Reincarnation-IsReal]

make this video real!!!!!

[@turtley4444]

Does kansas city have one of iraqs WMD in it?

[@luisfilipe2023]

This guy’s ability to touch on the most controversial subjects without alienating any side is absolutely legendary

[@exaggeratedhistory]

Yes because he makes fun of everyone lol

[@maxburmab7962]

We need Zach in gta 6

[@xeriasual]

Thats what he said​@@exaggeratedhistory

[@artemis.nnnnnbbbbb]

dude captured our Arab culture so good

[@IsfetSolaris]

Zach for president

[@letsgoplay-ct3vw]

North Korea still using a fax machine is so funny

[@FullMetalGladiator]

I work with us citizens and almost all of them use fax for documents, which is unbelievable

[@jarman5422]

The majority of Japan still uses fax in offices

[@napoleon848]

Wait there are people who dont use fax? Imagine a shocked german here now.

[@FullMetalGladiator]

@@napoleon848 I hope I don't start anything bad in this comment section, but in Russia, we have spent the last decade transferring all paper documentation processes to be automatic and electronic. It feels so liberating. I don't remember the last time I had to write something out. Obviously the process isn't finished yet, but I can't recall seeing a working fax since 2003.

[@CodeguruX]

The fact that North Korea still exists is the funny part. As much shit as they try to start with what little threat they pose. It's like Wargames. There is no theoretical situation where, no matter how the world is affected as a whole, NK is not going to be the first country that is literally a hole if and when they start said shit.

[@ranchdressing3344]

I would definitely pay money to watch this in theaters.

[@trajectoryunown]

As long as present company is in charge of all creative decisions, I'd love to see what they could do with a larger budget. If this is what he can do with with such limitations, just thinking of what kind of blockbuster smash hit he could turn out is enough to breathe hope back into the film industry.

[@Hosae-v4c]

So that’s how they get the money

[@downtostandup]

Realize that this whole skit is just giving each country and culture what they want and how chaotic it would be.

[@chrisk6637]

Um, ww3 started because they actidentally crashed into the great meca

[@downtostandup]

@chrisk6637 you misspelled purposefully

[@beb6c2a]

Well as a Muslim I can confirm to you that all we want is what we have right now without US oil lov... I mean freedom.

[@josenobi3022]

@@downtostandup what ?

[@DeusVult-q3f]

Hmm I am really not sure that Saudis want to grab Chinese land though...

[@ivanbluecool]

Pink kidnapper: I just wanted money Kidnapper buddy: AND NOW INFLATION MADE IT WORTHLESS

[@NyGeL_Derey]

Somehow it has something to do with the presidents in modern times

[@timothyvenable3336]

It’s pink panther

[@theomegawolf860]

Next video: The kidnappers solve inflation.

[@aaronropers-huilman660]

I swear, when ww3 actually pops off, if the draft announcement doesn't have that snazzy intro, then I ain't going

[@Insomniaddict0]

Breaking news: We’re fucked

[@chrisk6637]

Yep

[@Misherop_Tur]

Omg the part 1 was so awesome. Didn't expect the sequel so fast

[@MinistryOfMagic_DoM]

He actually announced the release date of all the parts in the trailer.

[@animationcity8178]

Yup, and the final part is November 1st

[@10easilyamused]

He make another vid or are you talking about 9/11😭

[@Misherop_Tur]

@@10easilyamused another video. I didn't even think about that wtf...

[@heatherrobinson9681]

@@10easilyamused that’s fucked up dude, some people have trauma from that so next time keep that to yourself

[@TexMeta]

The kidnappers are really good at screwing up every good situation they accidentally work their way into.

[@ShadowSlayerX17]

Bro absolutely COOKED with this one

[@jinksdalfang8843]

3:07 new cereal eating for stock footage Let’s Fucking Goooooo!

[@BG-py9lt]

Fuck. I really thought i was gonna be safe in the draft. Then he said the deaf. Edit: look up cochlear implants

[@rubixtheslime]

yeah the moment i heard that i knew it was over

[@aaronropers-huilman660]

​@@rubixtheslimeHuh?

[@Barth-Comics]

I thought i was safe in the draft too 😂

[@under_cal]

I was so shocked when I heard those words 😢

[@minos8948]

Just act as if you didn´t heard it

[@flairium5296]

As a Muslim, should I be A. Offended B. Appalled C. Impressed D. All of The Above

[@hogannull7022]

Lol.

[@Random_headless_chicken]

According to my calculations A and D. Final answer

[@issacbruhmoments4449]

all but D trust me in this one

[@The_Official_Goblin]

Yes

[@abdelrahman788]

Lmao XD

[@QuoVadi]

6:00 I literally forgot that there were people still working against the terrorists. I just kinda felt like they'd get distracted by the almost world peace and WW3

[@mystey1]

Apparantly, distrtaction was over when they announced the Sharia Law

[@abdelrahman788]

They are Americans. They can't be terrorists. 😂

[@abdelrahman788]

​@@mystey1 The funniest part for me as a Muslim is that we all know that the laws of Sharia do not work in the first place on non-Muslims. The whole thing is different from what most Westerners think, but I really like this belief. 😂

[@HeyyyItsEdgar]

Anyone else get drafted?

[@ZachStarHimself]

Should’ve never posted that square

[@alexion3007]

It's real rough, I thought I was safe but then the last square got revealed :(

[@Spinnyfrog]

​@@alexion3007same:(

[@aaronropers-huilman660]

I didn't hear anything about that, but then again, I can't hear anything at all!

[@DeTofuKing]

Yep I’m vegan. We are getting cooked on the front lines bro.

[@MJAYZ007]

The microphones are getting even funnier

[@d1poorpeoplehater]

This is why Cruz has the drive, not the Pink Panther

[@WayneSmith-g8h]

i like how they are still in charge of the government

[@samsibbens8164]

8:04 "that guy has a towel" "he's wearing it" that was sneakily hidden among all the chaos but holy cow it made me laugh xD

[@ReianDardabella]

Eating infront of them on ramadan is crazy

[@C_heeseable]

I'm glad the News-Watching-Cereal-Eating Man™ has a News-Watching-Cereal-Eating Buddy™

[@robgwar]

Zach keeps being to be able to and willing to create great content

[@robloxplayer0003]

This man is the live action south park.

[@3gou]

the draft does call on our biggest heroes, but it should’ve included Prisoners, they do so much sl-generous work for us

[@mystey1]

Zelenskiy was bitching like crazy about prisioners recruited to russian army to fight against Ukraine

[@adamp4987]

Oh my god the America fuck ya song playing is the best part

[@Random_headless_chicken]

"Yeah, the jokes were pretty good, but man when I heard an overused meme song I instantly died of laughter" Seek help, man! No shame in it.

[@MinistryOfMagic_DoM]

I just wanted to let you know I paid for in flight WiFi to watch this.

[@MaizeSnallygaster]

Glad you’re in an air plane while all of this is going on.😂

[@AvianArmada]

Were you in the emergency exit row?

[@ProsecutorZekrom]

It’s a good thing you were able and willing to pay the extra money to watch this video

[@RearAdmiralTootToot]

Were you on the place that crashed into the Arabs?

[@alexcovey1200]

Tempting someone with nuggies during ramadan is disbolical😂😂😂

[@vismaykedilaya1318]

i only justt caught that reference

[@EvenMoreCheese]

Tbh I literally always just watch people eat during Ramadan

[@alexcovey1200]

@@EvenMoreCheese I pity you. I cook for my friend before the sun comes up they are a heavy sleeper

[@EvenMoreCheese]

@@alexcovey1200 nah I mean if I get hungry after suhoor, also my friends make me food during the afternoon fresh if I'm at their house just so I can watch it get cold

[@alexcovey1200]

@@EvenMoreCheese you have a stronger will than I will ever have

[@JS06-h5d]

After this series is done we need a ryan george pitch meeting of it

[@HugoLall]

this series is actually good.

[@stealth9639]

The Saudis actually shot down a UAE cargo plane the other day (allies) "By mistake"...so this plot isn't that far off.

[@TaurielTheElf]

The fact that he's been working on this series since March makes the coincidence even better

[@wee816]

"That guy has a towel that he's wearing" lmao

[@RYI-y9n]

i havent even seen this video yet but I am SO confident it will be the best

[@markdatton1348]

it truly is an art the way Mr Star crafts the jokes to be pointy in all directions in just the right way

[@BSI_Inc.]

Only Zack from the emergency exit row seat 12-C is willing and able to save the world

[@Zayd-bg1pt]

65 views in 8 seconds is absolutely insane, congrats Zach

[@Orangesky7-l8c]

I love the cheerful draft announcement

[@SierraSix112]

6:15 “sunny skies all weekend long” yeah, that’s just a lot of weapons grade uranium detonating on the horizon 24/7

Dude, 3 videos on the same day? You're spoiling us 😂 Those microphones, though...you're killing me 😂

[@Arelium]

nah members only

[@GoldenBeans]

it took me a sec to realise they started to eat in front of them on the first day of ramadan

[@mikelezhnin8601]

2:34 lmao why is the kidnapper on the news now XD

[@nintendoboy3605]

The President gave them permission to be on the news, they are the ones running the country now

[@powertower2297]

you are such a good actor honestly

[@m1kegame_dev456]

This sequel was crazy fast. Nice

[@Tential1]

0:53 I literally drool. Laughed. Wtf you're too good.

[@louisbenedict75]

6:16 by "Sunny Skies" you mean nuclear hot mushrooms... cough cough 😂😂

[@cesarisaacrubiosaenz8561]

This just getting better and better

[@kamiyada7035]

9:55 Genuinely never understood how people could do this shit 5 TIMES A DAY.

[@mukarramulbari8772]

Takes like 15 minutes

[@kamiyada7035]

@mukarramulbari8772 but 5 times a day bro. Stronger than me, i would lose it.

[@luryknadel]

The next draft being a gameshow isn't even a joke but a premonition. Can already see Steve Harvey hosting it.

[@dynad00d15]

I love how the situation went out of control within a few episodes.. lol

[@elliotschnabel8364]

0:03 6:04 9:43 I love how the things Zach uses as microphones become weirder.

[@jeanette8943]

agreed, lol

[@DarioKalen_Kagenui]

Can't wait for the next one. Really, great work with these skits, as always.

[@jb3757]

This is too good, Pure comedy GOLD😂, and quite wholesome.

[@darkwindplus]

Part one still had a better love story than twilight

[@LovelyLeeFelix]

Them being able to get a mcflurry in the middle of ww3 is a miracle.

[@alibhojani8359]

You know just hiw many muslims who see this are gonna be pissed but im muslim and i honestly fomd this hilarious

[@jester_of_MADNESS]

I dont care since its not even meant to be serious in the end

[@alibhojani8359]

@jester_of_MADNESS who tf was talking to you

[@pane0_018]

​@@alibhojani8359 Someone is a bit pissy today 😮

[@alibhojani8359]

@@pane0_018 nah js being a "pissy" to dumbasses

[@jester_of_MADNESS]

@@alibhojani8359 I was agreeing with you brother but I think your the one who is upset now

[@ironwarriornlm]

THE HOLD MUSIC I CAAAAANT

[@Sewblon]

If doubling taxes was an option then there was no reason to ask for the Ukraine money back in the first place.

[@yankilo]

Masterpiece. Waiting for the 3rd part. And for the 4th.

[@hummel6364]

9:00 Double taxes? How can you take 140% of everyone's money?

[@ChewsCarefully]

You live under the supposed central banking system where you owe back all the $ you work to earn *plus interest* to the people who only printed it, & they didn't print enough to cover that interest or you'd owe them for that too, plus interest. It's amazing what BS y'all prefer to accept to avoid thinking for yourselves.

[@BobbyCorwen42]

Only a Leprechaun could fix this.

[@RogueFlash]

I’m safe in the draft because he didn’t say gamers

[@mahdibenhelal9189]

The plot thickens

[@LovelyLeeFelix]

The plot McChickens

[@akshaygupta7347]

he went nuts on this one.

[@GeorgeFleming-p2d]

This is beautiful.

[@calebcase80]

This should be a series

[@hinahammad1047]

This is hands down 100000000 times better than talk tuah, minecraft movie and KSI combined

[@pauls7154]

8:10 this is how other countries been looking at Biden.

[@christianlotter6402]

“That guy is wearing a towel” 🤣🤣

[@melvinkarlsson2585]

Put it in the theatres fr

[@HOLDENPOPE]

I love how the terrorists are the ones on the news doing the drafts, as if the President just put them in charge lol.

[@TheTealDragon]

the Akonsong /ukelele apology reference at 6:22 has me WHEEZING💀 Move over Marvel's Endgame, the Zach Cinematic Universe just beat your Most Epic Crossover title 😤

[@Skydrifter27]

They failed art school so they became kidnappers.

[@reverseflashplays8615]

Crazy how he was so close to getting world peace now he’s started the end of the world 😂

[@jsauce8669]

I hope this concludes with the hero from the exit aisle. I need that epic crossover 🎉

[@TheNamesFathom]

9:35 wait that’s a reference to an older video of yours isn’t it

[@Swishy7734]

the leprechaun Qatar rainbow vid yeah lmao

[@ispres]

Mexican human shield was a missed opportunity to make a joke about a wall

[@TSABR]

They made the joke when drafted the mexicans hahahaha, check the news text

[@RYI-y9n]

''sunny skies all day along'' I know that won't be true 💀

[@inferno2502]

This was to good .loved every part of it .

[@Derek_Wyld]

24 reference is dope 😁

[@enriquediaz4906]

Nice sequel, and the largest number?

[@profusion235]

Bro, never stop making videos. Hilarious stuff

[@keithharrissuwignjo2460]

1:57 Indonesia mentioned

[@5thBuddha]

7:40 Washington Beurocrat Diplomacy in Mecca fails again

[@xiaowei1]

The best bit is there is a third episode!!!

[@thekingofthings2002]

Somebody petition to get this series a theatrical release.

[@DanielKolbin]

zach isn't pregnant but he never fails to deliver

[@antonionnam6594]

Israel being so over confident has to be the most accurate thing I've ever seen😂😂 How did we go from world peace to world war in nanoseconds

[@mikelibby7919]

Humanity sucks and has the attention span of a goldfish. Apologies to all goldfish reading this comment

[@jonmichael3820]

I didn’t intend on actually going through these videos, but I’m definitely watching them and especially when high! Funny content!

[@Darthcicc]

These guys are f ing everything in the world with their ideas however I am rooting for them just because I am curious in what they will do

[@marcberm]

"Vegans beefing-up" is what got me 😂

[@Idk_Shinobu]

Zach would be an awesome news reporter 😭🤣

[@reverseflashplays8615]

That’s what you get for caring is crazy 😂😂

[@Beyondthe5thPanel]

I don’t know how you manage to both insult what I believe in and yet make it funny, even when I still feel insulted and wish you didn’t go there on certain topics 😂

[@abels9902]

The intro is crazy💥 💀

[@stings7]

lol he even thought of the shriah law he is amazing

[@MaizeSnallygaster]

These guys have honestly gotten more done than American presidents have ever done. Honestly, I’d vote fore them.

[@thebcr1012]

Ain't it something that it's all for the money? No political motive AT ALL, and yet somehow, they can achieve far more. TBF, Kidnappers of the President may have full power and control over everything just to keep the president alive and safe.

[@timothyvenable3336]

Anyone else going to acknowledge the 24 reference? Absolutely perfect!

[@ChewsCarefully]

I wuz gonna, but you beat me to it.

[@alithemathguy]

9:13 The jizya has only two thresholds, 0 and 2.5%

[@BeefyGreek]

The fact he has a mathematics degree makes this infinitely funnier

[@BeefyGreek]

I don’t fact check this could be wrong

[@The_Foole]

This is such a good film for Halloween. I love it.