When the news interviews the most unhinged person they can find

[@Alex.876]

“ not like jugs 🍒 but like jugs ⛽️”

[@breadanbuttwr]

🌚👏✨

[@user-xj7db8nr8m]

I agree

[@bimbology_]

*jugs 🍈🍈

[@starspeculation]

My preferred boob emoji is two flans next to eachother. 🍮🍮

[@Becca_TheWorm]

Lmao

[@kale9710]

nothing i wouldnt do to protect the best pie in town. pie supremacy.

[@potato1084]

@Evellyn______🔞👇 ᵍⁱʳˡ Your spelling is not it 💀

[@tabathaarria9558]

🥧🛐

[@duccie]

tau > pi

[@melissasylvest365]

@@potato1084 *:you're

[@cheyenneross758]

@@melissasylvest365 No it's your. They were right. You're= you are. You're telling them to say you are spelling is not it. Which doesn't make sense

[@nathanielpowell692]

Fun fact: The guy with the jugs was actually a giant crow.

[@syd.ney.2010]

YASSSSSSS

[@teacup_tess]

Psh this shouldn't have been this funny 🤣🤣🤣

[@eryscalamitas1611]

Your wordplay is immaculate

[@obijohnkenobi3139]

@Evellyn______🔞👇 ᵍⁱʳˡ you spamer

[@NoNTr1v1aL]

I don't get it. Can someone pls explain the joke?

[@leighhennessy8212]

Australia is guilty of this as well. We once had a guy who started barking like a dog mid interview.

[@fananzo]

Didn’t they do a follow up interview with him after he went viral? 😂 He barked a few times on camera and found it hysterically funny. The interviewer just stood there, very clearly questioning his life decisions, and his wife literally hung her head in shame. The news is messy as hell.

[@meller7303]

“Thay came Booouuuunding ova, RAHGAGARARARGAGAGRARA”

[@MattieAnne]

the brisbane undie crash interview will always be one of my favorites 🤣

[@LVTHNHeTheyIt]

I feel like I would do that for no reason

[@lilithlaney1759]

You should watch wavywebsurf's video on him. He's a small town celebrity now and makes appearances on his local news on occasion still. Actually a super wholesome meme story for once lol

[@ashleyredsheep]

ok but crows are seriously out here having these full blown circle formation cult rituals. i do want to know what they're really up to.

[@justsomeautisticwoman6202]

Same lol

[@camerondon3712]

When you go near them they all turn and one says 'you were not supposed to see this, human'

[@justsomeautisticwoman6202]

@@camerondon3712 then they all come flying at you

[@syd.ney.2010]

They’re saitanists.

[@kittycat3638]

I think I heard that if they stand in a circle it means they're having a funeral IDK Edit: 'fun' fact a group of crows is called a murder

[@Elizabeth_Kingston]

I need to know what the crows in my neighborhood are up to.

[@twoninety]

they are spies for the Dark One

[@anti_nyx]

Probably stealing your shiny things

[@izstrella]

Hiding.

[@dinonugget7841]

What are they up to? I need this info Stanzi!

[@gloving4hire]

You mean.... B L A C K P E O P L E

[@feelingReckless13]

"crows in your neighborhood: what are they up to?" they're in a turf war with the squirrels over who gets custody of my grandpa's backyard because his girlfriend feeds any living thing that comes along, next question.

[@GoogleUser-xo4lk]

corvids are fucking terrifying and fascinating but this made me laugh

[@harshithasaisarabada9325]

The girlfriend sounds so wholesome 😭

[@impulsivechaos5138]

Read this in the same accent the guy being interviewed was talking in and it sound even more unhinged

[@potmeetkettle]

Bruh, even grandpa got a gf ? 😞

[@feelingReckless13]

@@GoogleUser-xo4lk it's been going on for years but it especially ramped up during quarantine when I got her a mini picnic bench and some dried corn.

[@sophiaredwood5825]

This entire short is splendid, but I must say, the “I’m a hero” along with the jacket grab was immaculate

[@tattooedjamie22]

Yes! I was looking for a comment that said this bc I absolutely agree!

[@UltimateDorito]

As a proud Italian-American from NY, I couldn't agree more.

[@Iwasonceanonionwithnolayers]

Immaculate

[@alexe7012]

YES! It was PERFECTION

[@vasconcelos7356]

The video ended when the real questions started being asked

[@DeadPegasus]

Big Crow doesn't want you to know what's REALLY going on....

[@changa_sk4524]

"Local hero (?)" killed me

[@peeppeeped]

this is strangely an incredibely comforting energy. this persona sort of reminds me of my dad :)

[@mochi4miles]

you're so right

[@bigbassfox4268]

Same

[@nono-fb8tr]

Were you raised by Tony soprano

[@realestmikey]

That's very nice gay wreck

[@peeppeeped]

@@realestmikey thanks, frustrated pickles!

[@jonnestyronicha497]

The enzo I’m a hero part was so adorable tho

[@realestmikey]

101 Dalmatians more like 101 likes on this comment gotem

[@jonnestyronicha497]

@@realestmikey Not anymore sadly

[@SP0NGIE]

can confirm the pie at sully's is spectacular 🤤

[@amyschildgamerlive4519]

@Evellyn______🔞👇 ᵍⁱʳˡ you're a bot... I'm simply saying this so nobody falls for this. She's not a real person.

[@turntechgodhead1975]

@@amyschildgamerlive4519 Holy shit you fucking killed her dude

[@SP0NGIE]

@@turntechgodhead1975 LMAO

[@amyschildgamerlive4519]

@@turntechgodhead1975 lol good.

[@kelseyflaig3643]

“I was convicted in 08” had me cackling

[@thunderfx7126]

I love how this guy saw a person with jugs and was like, "Shit, he's coming to light Sully's up." Like, maybe that dude just wanted a pizza from Sully's too because he too knew you can't get a better pie anywhere else. He may have been on his way to light up the competition down the street. Now we'll never know.

[@jb6712]

That' a woman, not a guy.

[@FEARNOTBlue3778]

@@jb6712 she's playing the role of a man, you dirt nugget

[@thunderfx7126]

@@jb6712 I was talking about the guy in the joke when I say he.

[@sourwitch2340]

@@jb6712 not only were they talking about the character, they were talking about the character that was never portrayed in the joke. Yeah, the guy is holding jugs too, but it's to describe how the guy he beat up was holding them. And the guy he beat up is the one who may be setting the competition ablaze to make sure more people recognize the greatness of Sully's! Woot-woot!

[@Bubaiel]

@@jb6712imagine being confused AND having the wrong spirit like pick a struggle

[@DuchessOfDoofus]

I forgot this was satire half way through😭 it's just a straight up accurate depiction

[@riskigost2759]

"You're not gonna get a better pie than at Sully's, ya can't light up Sully's." God damn what is in that pie. Edit: I thought they were talking about fruit pies.

[@amyschildgamerlive4519]

It's a pizza. Lol could be anything.

[@laylasnailz2394]

Judge

[@riskigost2759]

@@amyschildgamerlive4519 I. Thought. It. Was. Actual. Pie. Wtf, it makes way more sense that Sully's is a pizza place.

[@starsiadraws]

"love"

[@amyschildgamerlive4519]

@@riskigost2759 it's a fake NYC accent. In NYC they're called pizza pies or sometimes "pies" for short.

[@cowboyspiderspew-pew1941]

The delivery of "im a hero" was perfection

[@lexis7003]

"im a 'eeeero 😏😌🤠"

[@lbowles55]

Uploaded 1 minute ago.. I have never been this early

[@j.s.2281]

A day later for me and same!

[@jb6712]

yippee 🙄

[@storytimer.2637]

Plot twist: The guy was actually an employee who went to buy gasoline for the stove. ( Some stoves do still run on gasoline)

[@frickfrack7075]

Think they run mostly on natural gas, not gasoline.

[@frickfrack7075]

Yeah for sure not gasoline. It's natural gas.

[@alisaurus4224]

I thought the second story was going to be “Beloved Local Restaurant Worker Assaulted by Rando while Unloading Jugs of Cooking Oil”

[@koruyesliketheplant7939]

The way you said "I'm a HeEro" was just perfect

[@trinitysaucedo]

Sooo no one's gonna talk about how good she was playing this character with that jersey accent 👌

[@thebeefman8377]

What ARE the crows up to?? Stanzi we need a part two with the crows

[@allyviera5366]

Blow this up^^^^

[@Darkwolf-we8yp]

Unhinged Person, whatever could you mean that is just one of the average local residents.

[@Yngvolkayno]

I was about to say, that's just Lil Vinny. He lived on the same block as me in Jersey. Well, his Ma did, but he lived in her basement. Same thing, really.

[@kenzarty5999]

I’m obsessed with this character - we need to see him again

[@yk.kelley]

“I’m on tv- I’m a eeeiiiiro” always gets me

[@floatingsmiley]

You get the jersey dirt bag just right 😂

[@JJCHAU]

The “LOCAL HERO (?)” sent me 🤣

[@jen_dau]

No joke, sth like this literally happened in my country when i was a kid, and its a national meme i swear to god. This dude was jist setting random bushes on fire in a city, hoping to do some damage, but two dudes stopped him and the tv interview was so similar lmao, ty for this Stanzi, you made my day pahha

[@ItsMeHell0]

Wait I wanna know about the crows

[@schokoloko2092]

They are very smart and helpfull. At these places there are always hidden secrets or treasures. So make sure to take a good look. Good luck on your adventure. And some people say, video games are stupid and you can't learn anything from them...

[@pileofjunkinc]

The spam bots sure are stupid in this thread. Guess it's more unique than the 'It's finally here" ones I was seeing almost every comment the past few weeks. I wanna know about the crows too! ; o ;

[@DiscoTimelordASD]

@@pileofjunkinc I'm sick of constantly reporting those. And I second your motion.✔️

[@Adot_is_Adrienne]

These are easily my favorite interviews. If it's a senior citizen it's gonna be gold.

[@bunnyko0ky409]

noo this reminds me of the infamous Australian news interview 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

[@DiscoTimelordASD]

Which one? There are many.

[@bunnyko0ky409]

@@DiscoTimelordASD kzbin.info/www/bejne/b4KmmKSHmdKlZq8 this one😭

[@puppeteer1402]

This has nothing to do with the video, but I would like you to know that I named my cat after you in Stardew Valley

[@T_Cup]

That's cute, now you can say to your cat, "Oh, SV-you" lol

[@brooke9297]

Alt ending for this: “and when we return, hear from a local woman whose husband was assaulted while walking back from the gas station after his car ran out of fuel.”

[@haleyspring8190]

I saw a news story similar to this once. I don’t watch the news anymore

[@PequenoGiant]

The crows are planning their revenge on this character since the guy with the jugs ⛽️ ( not to be confused with jugs 🍈🍈) was their hired hit man since Sully's stopped giving them scraps in the deal they made

[@ZhengLuhuan]

People might be wondering about crows but I wanna know what that person was really going to do with their huge jugs……

[@MarkEdwardRom]

Exactly! That gasoline ⛽️ was worth at least 100$ each!

[@grantmegan91]

Was it implied he was NOT going to burn down Sully's?

[@Ck87JF]

Yeah, I feel like the jug man probably had some legitimate reason to be walking with the jugs.

[@Bunny_Bill]

Oh jeez. What are the crows up to? ◉_◉

[@Yuhyurfrd]

the rewatchability of stanzis videos is insane omg my attention span thrives here Edit: I rewatched this because I was like oh this is one I haven't seen before and it took the fourth re-repeat to realize. I might just be fucking stupid.

[@elemonade8830]

I love how he just brought up the fact that his gramps is from the mafia, then proceeded to ignore it

[@mossyay]

The way they do the hand motions💀💀💀💀 Dead asf

[@ranchonbagel]

“im on tv im a hrrrrro”

[@inconspicuousyoutubeaccofs3710]

You are literally the best comedy-bit channel in all of the internet.

[@CSEabdulalimkhan]

"enzo I'm a hero" Inner voice: i became the thing i swore to destroy

[@cattegoggles]

" enzo, enzo look im on tv- im on tv 'mma heeeero! "

[@adzukibean2190]

I loved how your voice sounded when you were like “I’m on tv I’m HeRo”

[@Mirrie08]

"What are they really up to?" Me: *gaaasp*... Murder...

[@apricotglass]

the way they said "i'm a hero" made me feel things

[@debbiemcpherson2426]

I like the implication that the man would be okay with someone burning down a restaurant if their food was bad.

[@somazeromia]

THIS PERFORMANCE RIGHT HERE TAKES HOME THE PIE

[@michellerose7753]

"Crows in your neighborhood, what are they really upto-" I'd like to know too-

[@ramenqueen_1013]

Anyone else just find her video once and is now hooked😂♥️

[@WaitinInAmber]

I can’t believe this person declared Sully’s has the best pie, and then is going to celebrate with CHICKEN PARM.

[@scoobydont]

Your different character voices never fail to cheer me up 😅👏🙌

[@GabdeVue]

My favorite is "Satan's pretty cool"-guy that got interviewed about the stanic temple.

[@stagcowboy]

the “im a hero” was so accurate

[@momandbuggie4841]

"I mean not like jugs 🍒 but like jugs ⛽"

[@nounourslove6857]

The crows are spies from the gorvement.😂 Alongside with the pigeon

[@OnyxIdol]

Don't you mean the "corvidment"? ;)

[@blueberrynebula3633]

"Hey buddy, you wanna light Sully's up, *you have to go through me* " 😏

[@meghanmcgrath5699]

I LOVE unhinged news interviews. I watch a lot of different state’s local news. I love when a unique character gets to share their story lol.

[@nonamecatter]

Pls do a video on the next news story 😮 I’m riveted re: crows in my neighbourhood

[@Mistyswirl]

you got the news anchor voice down perfectly 😂

[@greeniebeanie0250]

The crows are going to that one rubbish bin with the cats to remake that one scene in haikyu-

[@Bella_Black]

"Enzo! Enzo, look, I'm on TV!" My tvd fangirl-brain is confused. Really confused.

[@jb6712]

Well, "fangirl" explains that perfectly.

[@obijohnkenobi3139]

I think the crows secretly have jugs. I stand by that.

[@obijohnkenobi3139]

@Evellyn______🔞👇 ᵍⁱʳˡ you spamer

[@soulsunshine108]

Plot twist: the guy worked for sully's and was delivering 2 jugs of milk after they ran out.

[@dewaunwarren1]

Those are the best kind of people to interview

[@victoriazamora7665]

Why is this character so attractive

[@Sh1nG0dz1ll4]

just remember y'all, "the birds work for the bourgeoisie"

[@amritamishra5556]

"Crows 🐦in👇 your👉 neighborhood🏘, what 🤨are🤯they 🐦🐦really🤫 up👆 to🤔?"

[@winxclubstellamusa]

This is EVERYTHINGGG! 😂😂😂 Please make this into a series.

[@alexisjordan9055]

“Crows in the neighborhood, what are they up to?” Wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy?

[@makennaisthebomb]

Plot twist: Sullys was a gas station and the guy just wanted some gas

[@filosofia1539]

The accuracy You're not even aware of😩💕💖🌺✨💗

[@PorcupineGirl]

I'd love to witness your interactions with people in everyday life. Your understanding of people and their vibe is impressive and hilarious.

[@jessicagutierrez2989]

"I'm a heeeero!" 😂💀

[@hiraeth7228]

She's actually Oscar material lmao

[@georgia6947]

Australia’s news is like this all the time LMAO we got the guy who yelled at the prime minister for being on his lawn, the guy who chased the robbers naked, the guy who barked during an interview, the actual news presenters being super weird, etc etc

[@BroYoutubeRuinedMyUsername]

Australia is getting f*cking crazier by the day

[@fuhgetabatit1051]

This girl is seriously talented. Keep going Stanzi!!!

[@fjdoucet1465]

I could listen to this local hero all day. He is a perfection of petty thuggery.

[@mysticalbitch]

"Ima heeerrooo" *bites teeth* very good fellas-esque

[@ashtray8092]

In my country some guy started talking about his first sex experience in the middle of a post natural disaster

[@ripwednesdayadams]

Crows are fucking amazing beautiful misunderstood geniuses. Always 👏🏼 on 👏🏼 point 👏🏼

[@rleering4204]

I’ve just watched two of her shorts and her humour is immaculate I love it 😂

[@MyMProductions3]

Their talent and knack for acting is unmatched.

[@yuuri9064]

Your dialogue is always so believable! Not Jugs, but jugs!

[@syd.ney.2010]

The news anchor: uh….. okAY nowwww……. *contemplates existence* CROWS yes CROWS Me: 😂🤣😆😂

[@syd.ney.2010]

@Evellyn______🔞👇 ᵍⁱʳˡ I’m confused.

[@syd.ney.2010]

@Evellyn______🔞👇 ᵍⁱʳˡ no. Just no. That shouldn’t be on KZbin. This is getting reported for p0rn0gr@phy

[@bobagirl8468]

I’m a HeRO... killed me

[@howdoichangename8773]

I am really thankful 'bout the subtitles, very nice to not disturb people around me.

[@pipiryu5760]

"im a gYYro"

[@topcat17290]

I am glad someone is doing the segment on crows, coz they always seem to be talking in some secret crow code language before they attack

[@Elisa-hn8cq]

There ARE crows in my neighborhood. And I DON'T know what they're up to. I need the rest of this story ASAP!!

[@coreywilliams4678]

Thank goodness he saved Sully’a. Their chicken parm is legendary.

[@Dani-mv7kz]

“ i’m a heeero” i love that with my whole heart and soul

[@jelliefish0]

PLEASE make more unhinged news interviews 💗💗

[@fatherless8748]

“I’m a herrro.” Was so accurate☠️☠️😭

[@hardtogetnamehere]

The news always find the most unhinged person they can to interview. On purpose I think.

[@kimamato5196]

Also, oddly, the most relatable people they interview tbh

[@raizaintilian]

Damn you nailed the news reporter voice!