When to use the lav and how to fart and poop on a plane. Yes. Really.

[@lyndaplancarte4895]

OMG Steven!! Only you could do a video on farting, pooping, aiming, and "crop dusting" re plane travel!!! Lol!! That was like a stand up routine!!

[@debmcgimpy5958]

Oh gosh. You're hilarious!! Love you!! Sad folks don't know to clean up after themselves. Thanks for my burst out loud laughs.

[@user-rr1su2dv5r]

Steven, what a fabulous PSA delivered with your spot-in, descriptive Steven-timing. Loved it.

[@mikethepups7742]

lol … “It’s your own brand” … omg, priceless 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪 I was sipping on my coffee and when I heard that line I snorted so loudly and nearly spat out a mouthful.

[@YAZZYUTUBE]

Hi Steven, you had me laughing so hard I was in tears when you were discussing the poop & fart procedures on an aircraft.

[@djstarr2753]

Steven, you’ve outdone yourself. I laughed out loud so hard at this video - thanks for the release! I almost peed my pants - but that would be redundant, eh? LOL Well…my ten cents (as a fellow Flight Attendant) - Men: put the lid down when you’re done. Flush. It’s not an outhouse. The fragrance of your pee is nauseating. Everyone: put the lid down and flush when you’re done, and leave the bathroom as you would like to find it. Without paper poking out of the waste can flap, on the floor, the counter and sink wiped. And WHEN to go? Yes, in the airport! And if you MUST use the lav during boarding, use the aft lav if possible. Yes, you ARE in the way in the front galley during boarding. And don’t wait until we are in final descent and expect us to get out of our jumpseat to unlock the lav. We won’t. One last tip: regarding pooping in the lav - SKID MARKS can be avoided if you put a sheet or two of TP in the toilet prior to your poop offering - it will act as an “oh so gentle” sled to avoid leaving telltale skidmarks once you have finished. Just sayin’. Crop dusting - well, it’s our pleasure.

[@Ritz-mn8qf]

Steven: You are the best and this is by far the most outstanding public service announcement ever!👏👏👏👏👏🤣🙄😆🚽💨🧻✈️💙I am dying!!!!!!

[@lynnmyers4347]

Oh my gosh, Steven, you kill me. 😂💩 Have you ever walked into the cockpit and been greeted with the lingering smell of a fart? Lol😅or when working a red-eye, most of the passengers are sleeping, and bodily functions are happening.😂 Oh, the glamorous life of a flight attendant. 💛🖤✈️💛❤️💙

[@andywillett5809]

You are so cool Steven. So many KZbinrs paint a phony picture of their jobs and lives. I enjoy and appreciate your honesty and willingness to talk about real issues. On a funny note, I was once on a 777 airplane and sitting by the lavatory. An older customer of size went into the lavatory, after about 15 minutes of loud banging, thrashing and metal rattling sounds, the passenger came out looking disoriented and disheveled. The flight attendant and passengers got a good laugh. The joy of airline travel. Take care.

[@MokuleiaVibes]

Aloha from North Shore, O’ahu! This is by far your best PSA ever! Mahalo nui!

[@TheLoonlady]

😆 Oh, Steven, you never cease to amuse me.... I always laugh & I agree that, although I seldom fly, it is necessary to know these things. You make these touchy subjects seem natural, as they are. And then there are those adults who enjoy 5th grade humor so .................... stay well.

[@leslieschaffer2495]

I always go before takeoff near my gate and then as soon as I arrive. It’s easier and cleaner! Thanks Steven. Great reminder for everyone.

[@CloudsurferAndy]

The tilt of this video is everything !😅😅😅

[@pamelasimmons565]

What happens if a fart forms when the seatbelt sign is on? This video was great 🤣

[@elizabethullrich9824]

🤣 So true and like anywhere you can not help if the wind sneaks up on you and sets free LOL OH I have memory of moment in a store and it was a bit deadly hahahaha I laugh about it and I moved onto another isle quickly oh my I am bad- Sounds scary if something happened in a cabin ugg oh my - can we use the oxygen hahaha😁

[@motorcityjudy]

This is fantastic. Go talk and see what the options are at the dealership, you can always leave if they’re not offering anything enticing. Of course it could go like me where I went to have that talk and rode home in a new car. I have to say that the GPS has enhanced the quality of my life and I did NOT get a loaded car, just what I wanted, and it’s a fun car. I took a trip to Grand Rapids without a care (GPS)! I worked retail and was the oldest person on duty and therefore became the bathroom pioneer because my coworkers were too grossed out to clean the bathroom. We all wore headsets so OF COURSE I would narrate the cleaning and my findings while in there.

[@Albert-the-Astro]

I’m considering applying for a flight attendant, and this was the first thing I thought of if I’m lucky enough to get hired. Absolutely hilarious, Thx Bro!

[@ellie4224]

Always good to laugh. Maybe you should add some of these tips to your PAs.

[@MARNA-qr7fd]

Oh Steven! You crack me up! I love your honest information about using the lavatory! Thanks for the giggles! :🤣Take care, Marna from Redmond, WA

[@Sher1965]

I saw the title of the video. I told myself, "I have to watch this video 😂."

[@ivanfairweather6049]

This video reawakened a long dormant trauma 😂. I was flying from NYC to Barcelona. An older gentleman was seated beside me in the exit row directly behind Business. His wife was clearly an exexecutive flying in first and scored an upgrade for him, yet he chose not to. He yanked my ear off during dinner and then promptly fell asleep... Blasting me for four hours with the aroma of 10 cesspools. Even the flight attendants were disturbed. I have never been the same since.

[@Jsal6748]

Oh Steven, I love you! This was great and you're awesome enough to actually talk about it (while making us laugh lol). The van life community (not Instagram van life but real, normal people like you) isn't afraid to talk about it either because you can't just not plan for it. We're all human and we all pee, poop, and fart! Channels like yours are why I love KZbin so much. It's the reality TV of the early 2000s but actually real!

[@wemailbill2]

Very important tips and tricks there Steven. Seriously it was a topic that needed to be talked about

[@gailresources3970]

Epic! The next time I “must”use an airplane lavatory I will likely chuckle and think of you, Steven.

[@rebeccanichols5664]

Very detailed, hilarious, thanks for sharing.

[@gb1691]

😂😂😂😂😂! Your the best !! You know these things need to be addressed and i did not feel you were yelling just talking sternly! 🤣🤣 crop dust great description...Im using that phase!! May i have permission ? 😂😂😂 when we flew back from Seattle to Minneapolis.....we unfortunately stood in the TSA line 4 hour's!! And we ran to the gate.....and I dont run well!! We got there as they were boarding we were lucky alot if people in that tsa line were not they missed their flights .....siy in a nutshell i had to go !!! When we got in the air seatbelt sign was off i finally went ..in the bathroom if course. 😂. And it was so nice and clean!! Thats the oerfect time yo go ....naybe next time i should wear a depend??? 😂

[@tracystewart8563]

Such a great video!! Thank you for addressing what you would hope would be basic flight skills. Thank you ❤

[@antaya715]

Hilarious 😂😂 I had some good laughs in this video lol… so true though!! Also good to flush straight after you dump too lol… that takes the smell away like your fart advice .. and then wipe. Doing this leaves the bathroom less stink when you leave lol… Great video lol 😝 👌 xxx

[@connieweber7449]

OMG i love the title to this video!!😂

[@Randilynn66]

My worst fear is having to poop on the plane ,we have a fifteen hour flight next month and I pray I can go before.

[@kendraelmore2700]

I just love how you give us the tee on everything lol so funny

[@deborahkilmer9271]

Steven, I mostly watch you when I get off work and that means I'm getting my grub on. I had to pause the video several times. I was warned by the blurb but......... Everybody POOPS!

[@gil3289]

Its probably the only video on youtube being so detailed on how to shit. Hilarious Im LMAO sooo hard. Thank you, you are so funny.

[@Randilynn66]

Thank you for my morning laugh.

[@michaelmackenzie4644]

Hi Steven Very informative Vlog! Love your Coat! Looks great on you! ✈️ xoxo

[@hollyausseil]

Going #2, you can also line the bowl with toilet paper so it doesn’t stick to the bowl when flushing. I’ve also used (as a former FA) tomato juice in the lav if the smell won’t go away. Pour a can or two down then flush.

[@flightattendantsteven]

Great idea!

[@novaguy5073]

You have the gift of gab. Talk to your coworkers or anyone who owns an older Honda product and see where they get it serviced. You can give an estimate of the cost of keeping your car running after the warranty. I Don't think that you put a lot of miles on the car and it's mostly short hops on the highway. However it's best to discuss it with a professional who is not involved with the sales process if you know what I mean. The replacement model of your car is much bigger but they've been having trouble with the back window exploding in some of them.

[@flightattendantsteven]

Wow! Thanks for that! I'll definitely mention that tomorrow.

[@ryancaldwell9463]

I love your attention-getting titles. Lol

[@DuchessDelphine]

I am absolutely HOLLERIN 😂😂😂😂😂😂 crop dusting.. yep it’s me.. ESPECIALLY if passengers are mean to me.. one trip up in mint someone was farting so badly on a red eye that we were FORCED to discreetly spray scent into the cabin the ENTIRE flight from SEA to BOS 😂😂😂😂😂😂. The passengers were looking at us like “PLEASE.. HELP!!!!”

[@Jewelshunny]

This should be a required watch for all air travelers. Lmao! But seriously.

[@2zoie2]

Laughing through the whole vlog 😂

[@plainjane3160]

Steven my sweet son-I sell on Etsy so I photograph a lot too. I bought 2 pieces of foam board and some contact paper. I set this up on my kitchen table under good lighting, so I have a flawless floor and background on which to photograph items. Less than $5 and when not in use I fold it and stick it behind the couch!

[@flightattendantsteven]

I had different foam boards including those tri-fold numbers that kids use in science presentations. Lol! But no matter what I did cat hair got all over the paper. This desk setup is going to allow me a large area to photograph in, consistent backgrounds I don't have to worry about moving or scratching, and I can use the same desk as a shipping area. Because currently I use an ottoman in the living room. Lol!

[@ceegee100]

I'd like to add, if I may, to the ladies who "hover" above the toilet seat, "If you sprinkle while you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat."

[@wadew4091]

It's such an ick when they use the bathroom during boarding. You had an entire real bathroom in the terminal and you waited until boarding to use a dirty Porta Potty on a plane..... The next thing are grown men who order apple juice.....like what?....Leave the apple juice for the kids.

[@connieweber7449]

Steven i wanted to thank you for telling us about that channel, the girl with no plan. I think that was it. I have been binge watching her video's. She is very inspirational. I hope you don't mind but i let her know that you suggested her channel.

[@JonTanOsb]

That was very informative, in a humorous way. It's been almost 40 years since I flew anywhere, as pressure really hurts my ears. I do have special earplugs for it, though, if I ever can find them, so maybe one day. :) I'm an old and diabetic, so I'd have to pee, even if I went before boarding. Jon in rural BC, Canada

[@lynnraeburn1555]

How about a white linen cloth on a table for photos? Just a thought....love your videos!!!!

[@flightattendantsteven]

That would undoubtedly end up covered in cat hair. A hard surface is much easier to maintain with the cats around.

[@Herman-in-SEA]

Steven, banana could use you as an instructor in training about the lav, the activities, the procedures to clean during flight, etc. Yes, we all fart and poop. What a hypocrisy that so many people place some taboo on what we all must do. It reminds me of an old joke about Julie Andrews and her image of purity. When asked if she ever took a dump, she replies- of course not--but if I did --ROSE PETALS!! Most interested in new video involving Sheemi(?) and the negotiations. By the way, have you calculated yet how much you have pais thus far for using her? Take care, amigo, and loved seeing the wonderful Buddy at the beginning. Herman

[@iheartnationalparks5335]

Yes! Exactly. True on being in the aisle seat. This happened to me recently and some lady was literally leaning down on the seat with her face right in my personal space for a very long time. The line for the bathroom was five or six people deep. 🙄 I’m surprise that someone would feel like that would be OK.

[@shannonleigh72]

"I farted, it tickled, my but cheeks jiggled..." is the song that comes to mind. The grandbabies think it's hysterical. Plane bathrooms are like gas station bathrooms--you walk out with a new disease.

[@juliefelsenthal8461]

Love it!

[@user-ew1sk9zp5v]

✈Doing four legs on European flights every day I wish I could play your perfect guidelines on the pa during boarding. People have just no idea how dangerous turbulences can be. Same for getting out of their seat just after landing.....-, when the plane has to come to a sudden stop during taxiing, you can seriously hurt yourself or other passengers. ⚠🌀⚡ Fortunately , using the lavatories the correct way not so much an issue here...😆...🌪

[@scottthigpen6230]

Love it

[@momcruiser]

Good reminder for people

[@DonLaPierre-ho8ng]

Gotcha 🙏

[@crazywisdom2]

Steven. Love your vid's. Love the content. Quick question. I have always brought 3oz aerosol hair spray in my carry on. I am confused if this is ok. As I don't check any baggage. Is this ok. Thanks in advance.

[@flightattendantsteven]

Check the TSA website just to be sure. But I think you're okay in a carry-on. I don't think you could actually safely put an aerosol in your checked bag. Also something to keep in mind is that all of your liquids, including that hairspray, would have to fit in a 1 qt clear bag.

[@anja6666]

Love 💕 from Germany

[@debbieanderson6740]

There are many bad times to use the lav on the airplane. One is during service. Two is after the 10,000 feet announcement. Three is during turbulance. and many more. ✈✈✈✈✈ Loving your "how to" video. 💩

[@1naturelover]

I wanted to see your shoes today 😁😉

[@willjay916]

So two double chili cheese dogs in the airport bar right before boarding isn't a good idea?

[@richardpatrick20]

One thing you did not mention; once the airplane has landed, what is a person to do if they need to use the restroom but the flight is being held on the ramp for a long time (at least fifteen minutes) waiting for a gate to open?

[@flightattendantsteven]

Ask your flight attendant. The thing to keep in mind in this instance is that the captain can't move the aircraft if anyone is up out of their seat, in a laboratory for example. The challenge here is that if the captain can't move the plane, there is a chance that they could lose their opportunity to pull into that gate. This would delay the aircraft from getting into the airport even longer.

[@levcath13]

❤❤❤

[@sandrap3047]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@heidihollingsworth1003]

😂

[@DonLaPierre-ho8ng]

Car Dealerships- I’m sure you know are there to make money If he is calling you in to make an early exchange - You will be paying for that No Joke - And be Leary of some new Honda’s for recall s that’s all I’ve been reading - I would buy your low mileage car Now Don’t go Screaming @ me 😉

[@flightattendantsteven]

Don, out of over 9,300 people you are the only person who accuses me of screaming at them. I appreciate your advice, but I think it might be time for you to check out other channels.

[@Albert-the-Astro]

Never trust a Fart!