When you get recruited to join a terrorist group

[@peterg76yt]

"I guess once wouldn't kill me." Some things you shouldn't just guess about.

[@LucianDevine]

Is this one of those things? Asking for a friend.

[@peterg76yt]

@@LucianDevine I think it is, but that's only a guess.

[@ThisisnottheusernameIwanted]

@@LucianDevine I guess.

[@margaretjohnson6259]

b-b-but it builds character.

[@Shadowyartsdirty3]

Everyone can do anything "once"

[@robby7337]

"Oh, I never saw it from your perspective" - Zach just solved hate. Wow.

[@PotatoVariety]

Zach for president. He would solve world peace.

[@josenobi3022]

@@PotatoVariety solve world peace ? like world peace is a problem we’re having ?

[@yotuel9064]

Yes

[@davisdf3064]

@@PotatoVariety Hey... i know where this is going, he's going to wear a pink mask isn't he?

[@JustaBunchofGoofs]

@@josenobi3022yes

[@Limelight2800]

Hopefully he doesn’t try to leave…

[@ShadowRavencroft]

The Zach Star Himself Cinematic Universe

[@bullymaguire6942]

This needs to be a series

[@bullymaguire6942]

The ZSHCU

[@ShadowRavencroft]

@bullymaguire6942 that would be hilarious

[@greed94]

@@bullymaguire6942 Read that in Gilgamesh's voice

[@AceFaz]

​@@bullymaguire6942 It HAS to end, with this guy being the one who got caught at airport security.

[@cancerino666]

0:20 At that point, I'd be like "Is this the US military calling?"

[@assaqwwq]

nah, the us military has more forced sex...

[@kaelell4697]

that might be the joke

[@windfromfelixia]

"Who wouldnt?" "Anakin Skywalker"

[@sr.lontra]

It's rough and coarse and irritating… and it gets everywhere…

[@llegoman9873]

I thought that's where he was going at fist. Kinda disappointed he didn't but still a great video

[@catod0_]

"ANAKIN I LOVED YOU AS A BROTHER" "NUH UH!"

[@docgrey3826]

"What's the ratio? "Not great" I LOVE IT... Thanks Zack

[@TheBestDog]

"Are we the baddies?”

[@rhaedas9085]

Narrator: They were indeed, the baddies.

[@fggamesoft4949]

Little babies angels that fell from sky

[@fggamesoft4949]

Everyone was a baby in the start

[@quickfingers5979]

- David Mitchell

[@charmingcloud4099]

Only if you have skulls on your uniform, mitchell

[@aryamanhegde7077]

For those who watch this video months later this is a prequel to customer service for the dark web

[@DUDEBRUHMICE]

Thanks, I’m sure me from months later will appreciate this

[@khanhle-do4rp]

@@Nicoder6884might i ask which reference ?

[@Nicoder6884]

@@khanhle-do4rp The "nose goes" part

[@NaudVanDalen]

"I guess once wouldn't kill me." Wait a minute... 💀

[@Mythic_Dumbass970]

Not if you ask India🇮🇳

[@theluschmasterinc]

plot twist

[@juhno7659]

"Only once 😊" oh thank goodness

[@chrisjackson1889]

“I guess only once wouldn’t kill me” “It builds character”😂

[@TheOutcast713]

"my brother in christ... I think that's right?" probably not but you can never be sure

[@finnguy1549]

Muslims also believe in Jesus so yeah it actually is

[@TheOutcast713]

@@finnguy1549 it's not exactly the same and brother in christ implies that they are both christian but well it's a joke who cares

[@droson8712]

@@finnguy1549 We do but the saying wouldn't make sense religiously.

[@Кивис-ч3й]

​@@finnguy1549 They don't believe He's God so wouldn't make much sense.

[@experience741]

Muslim don't believe Jesus is son of god ​@@finnguy1549

[@NaudVanDalen]

If anyone tells me not to read the reviews, I'd definitely reading the reviews.

[@archierammika2441]

"It builds character "😂😂😂

[@JannPoo]

It's more like it deconstructs character.

[@maxb148]

0:09 More sand in your life. Anakin: I don't like sand

[@arduous222]

Looking for this comment, not disappointed.

[@nishantkumar9914]

Just came from if "the dark web had a customer service"

[@sayorancode]

"i guess once doesn't kill me" - Zach Star is a Cat confirmed

[@pancakes4723]

"Well that's probably gonna be a future video"

[@3gou]

MARK CUBAN WAS ON TALKTUAH WTF IS 2024

[@Shadowyartsdirty3]

The year of promoting scams

[@Land_Of_The_Cliffs]

1:23 brilliant 😂

[@MaskedMenace616]

"I guess once wouldn't kill me" GENIUS😂

[@spockskynet]

"Would you like more adventure and sand in your life?" "You mean like in Dune? Do I get to ride a sandworm?" "There are no sandworms. You do get to go on a jihad though"

[@Kuhmuhnistische_Partei]

They should just dub their cars sandworms.

[@jondoh9414]

Brought to you by the CIA

[@derorayyun]

Video idea: When bees realize they can only sting once. Also love the vids man, keep it up!

[@ChristinaStarlight]

You mean that we realise that bees are part of ISIS ?

[@syedalirizwan-ok7qm]

Wait this is a prequel.

[@merdricon]

I just realized

[@SamLabbato]

"i guess one wouldn't kill me" is CRAZY

[@sharkdentures3247]

When online reviews are so terrifying they scare terrorists. lol

[@virtuallyreal5849]

Zach Star is really tempting the algorithm gods with this one.

[@nola281]

Always a quality place when they tell you don't read the reviews, just fill out the form.

[@TellTheShadows]

One thing i hate about their group is not only being condemned by muslims for clear cut disobeying actual religious commends by taking verses out of context, but they also use a flag which i think has been historically used by other muslim soldiers to make them selves appear more "muslim" and "rightous",if they had spent literally 1 hour with a well respected sheikh/religious teacher their batsh* insane stuff would never would have happened

[@MikeHunt-s9m]

Nice try on the taqqiya, explain Quran 2:191 “Slay the unbelievers”, Quran 8:12 “Terrorize and behead those who believe in scriptures other than the Quran” for starters

[@kaan_tuna]

@@MikeHunt-s9m read the next verse "Fight against them ˹if they persecute you˺ until there is no more persecution, and ˹your˺ devotion will be to Allah ˹alone˺. If they stop ˹persecuting you˺, let there be no hostility except against the aggressors."

[@FormerGovernmentHuman]

As far as interpretations of the Hadith go, they are doing gods work. The small caps have a secret book of god secretly wants you to hate and enslave everyone else too. For some reason the Christians are the only one’s missing a secret book of why god wants us to kill everyone else that believes in god wrong.

[@detectivebanana]

"We stand for freedom" *2 seconds later* "Oh yea we do human trafficking as a side gig, nothing big" lmao

[@johnsmith8981]

Would you like more sand in your life? *Anakin has left the chat*

[@AssetH8ut2]

And no suicide missions until you learn how to survive death.

[@mcrichards694]

*My FBI agent rn:* 👁👄👁

[@TaurielTheElf]

This connects to 3 of his past videos. That's really impressive

[@user-seriel_number]

The guy B4 he signed up lmao

[@chadafiy]

CIA got a new asset

[@CatThwomper]

honestly... this is a better series than all the marvel movies. Easier to follow along too lol

[@95rav]

So true! I wonder why no one has mentioned that before...

[@YumföMapping]

“Hasn’t you bombed people” I really hoped he would have said so did the USA

[@TheDragonofRevelation]

As we should. You're next if you're not careful.

[@S.K.S.D]

@@TheDragonofRevelation maybe you should consider having a free public healthcare first.

[@ToniRosier]

Hmmm I wonder what those reviews say… 😂

[@LucianDevine]

Not sure, didn't read them.

[@mystey1]

They are probably written in arabic

[@Aryasvitkona]

"very friendly community, no one wants to leave, stay in caves to shelter from the heat better than homes"

[@blueberrycracker6607]

Zach, I just wanna tell you that you were doing an amazing job with your monthly upload goal in December. Keep it up dude! The videos have been amazing.

[@AssetH8ut2]

Interestingly enough, we’re recruiting.

[@mystey1]

He forgot to announce that you'll get huge rewards in the afterlife

[@TerribleTerms]

You actually get in jahannam for it🤦‍♂️

[@Truthbetold367]

No ISIS is a US and Israeli invention lol.

[@afrozairin8438]

The 72 Virgins 😂

[@swardinc]

wow darkweb is turning into a better customer serivce than say real business

[@Levanderstonegaming]

found this in my first 5 minutes

[@beIieveingood]

Isis is also a goddess in Egyptian Mythology, if you didn't know. Completely unrelated, why did I even say it..

[@christiankapoian3845]

Because we need an “if Egyptian gods were fuck boys” video

[@GM_enderman22]

It's funny that "arrivederci" means Goodbye

[@vincentkosgei7166]

For your information,the ISIS pager exploded at the end, the one being called was a CIA

[@brandonczerwinski531]

Who wouldn't? Anakin Skywalker, sir.

[@peterg76yt]

The first question should be whether he is able and willing.

[@CrazyGamingYT56]

Love your content keep up the great work

[@FixLaterpls]

Bro really just adds mark Cuban on Talk Tuah then moves on

[@AmoghA]

Zach is definitely getting put on a watch list by the FBI or NSA after this one if not already...

[@damonthompson6932]

Brother you’re probably in so many watchlists

[@Tbands777]

Should’ve said “can you fly a plane?” I woulda died

[@500perjmat]

literally!

[@Ariel_thenotsolittlemermaid]

0:11 Anakin Skywalker wouldn't want more sand in his life

[@kvo3542]

Why?

[@10Neon]

2:18 me too, brother

[@illumstern8831]

I don't like sand. It's course and rough and gets everywhere.

[@theluschmasterinc]

'we don't think that' .. basically the answer you'll always get

[@maxburmab7962]

Having a video every day is so cool

[@ShrtCrct]

POV: USMC recruiters

[@Grap3Cat]

Video Idea: When you’re at church sitting in an empty pew, and someone sits right next to you

[@bigbirdlover759]

The suicide mission was very creative, props

[@WhyamIinYourfeed-q5n]

You didn’t search for this video

[@AVIMANHWA0]

sounds like MLM marketing

[@S41L0R]

here it is

[@bizzsays]

You must've been an only child. There's no way you got this good at talking to yourself otherwise. lol

[@nooraseer]

Yeah didn’t expect this from zach

[@Emeralds4u]

I lovehow 12 thousand people chose to watch a sketch about terrorism

[@moad255]

Who wouldn't want to watch a sketch about terrorism?

[@Emeralds4u]

@moad255 true, honestly

[@scorpions1965]

It’s in the middle of the night and I’m laughing so hard my family came checking up on me

[@me-ez9jr]

Next video: "Would you like to be the president?"

[@truerthanyouknow9456]

I really expected this would be about the Catholic Church.

[@TerribleTerms]

It kinda is

[@Gabescw0123]

zach star himself skit but you're his neighbour when

[@antonionnam6594]

We definitely saw this coming😂

[@Abyss777]

as a muslim.. should i be offended..

[@J0sud]

As another Muslim no this shit is funny and isis isn't even considered Muslim by most Muslims

[@SoloxBoy]

It is 50/50 for me They are a horrible group but also Islamic one so it is a bit offending

[@zhuairas]

@@SoloxBoy they aint islamic wtf

[@moozilla3437]

@@SoloxBoyin my opinion they’re using Islam as some sort of shield

[@SoloxBoy]

@@moozilla3437 not really, they just have a very bad understanding of islam as they are from a sect that prophet Muhammad peace be upon him told us to kill whenever we find them due to their nature of killing Muslims and having very dangerous practices and beliefs Are they using islam as a shield? Not completely but maybe

[@Paradisemisplaced]

Our boi's dancing real close to the algorithm FBI agents with this one 😂

[@webe9008]

"I'm really itchy a lot" sorry guys, that's a no go for me

[@insectslayer1374]

Alan's Snackbar has a new employee

[@eplexo]

Only real ones know this is a prequel

[@LunarickYT]

This is a prequel to dark web, and a sequel to the life purpose one

[@Ahki_AbuBakr]

Peep out of all the terrorist groups that existed in the world he decided to make a islamphobic video

[@Rexorazor]

I lost it when he said "I'm itchy a lot" for some reason. 😂😂

[@sidneyregeer8694]

The prequel to the sequel

[@commonl494]

Khawarij ahhh 😭

[@seansmith6255]

You upload early by my time Everytime im up early you're uploading

[@Entification]

Ha, I wouldn't join. They'd join me.

[@nokia-gm8gv]

nice uploading

[@arrianmian7294]

this might be the funniest one

[@donmujtaba]

"Suicide mission" "only once" ""once wouldnt kill me"😂😂

[@Dark-Nova3]

Can Zach do a award show for his best video😅

[@gofriskyourself-truepacife6025]

It's funny how I got a Gaza ad on this video

[@Chi_The_Cat_0]

"me sent ya" wait, this isn't Ryan George.

[@Samuel_Burgess_]

Video idea: 2024 youtube predator rewind

[@terminator6950]

2:29 Fill out the Dark W4 form". I'm getting flashbacks to that video Zach did a couple months ago; "When it's 1865, and you have to free your slaves"

[@HolloWolf35]

Only once is crazy 😂😂😂😂

[@F-15SE]

"Don't read the reviews" 😂

[@mhashim3002]

Wow!! This video was such an “explosion”

[@ItssMrT]

what i dont say these things when i call new recruits !

[@MAXNOT656]

THE END LMAO you know you have t read the reviews now lol

[@nikkiofcourse4028]

I need to see another video with the reviews.