When you lie on your taxes

No cap I be having no idea what I'm doing 😂
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[@Cilvanis]

Why y’all think I don’t drive 😂

[@dendrag76]

You drive??? Shocking

[@3anterbz103]

4:12 why did you say that 🤨

[@nour-rub]

وعليكم السلام 😁

[@noonenowhere877]

@Cilvanis if it isn't shown in a skit it does not exist.

[@Fraud_Hawk_1.0]

@@3anterbz103 may be in his skit he is indirectly giving a reference of a country where people do tax scam or something.

[@SCHDH77]

The tax man is the most powerful antagonist ever

[@khalilahd.]

A real life villain 😭

[@jackd6881]

Unless you a billionaire, or a big corporation\bank.

[@animeAJproductions]

Before they were legalized, they were commonly known as Highway Robbers.

[@perfectgematriadecodesabc4259]

@@animeAJproductions facts

[@jegudielyusha2866]

Nah my dude, it's actually the irs. If the tax man is vader, irs is sidious

[@TH-li7lj]

The “For Now” statement didn’t miss. The IRS loves coming for their money 3 years later 😂😂😂

[@DeadDancers]

Unless you’re a millionaire. 😑

[@DaozuAzrael]

@@DeadDancers nah

[@Zombieflesheaters123]

@@DaozuAzrael yeah

[@BuetifullPersun]

@@DaozuAzrael yeah

[@hernanperez5737]

Naw rich people don't get screwed cause they paid for them expensive banks which makes it so there paycheck gets like no tax

[@Khyon521]

“I’m crazy enough to take on Batman, But the IRS?? NO THANK YOU” _The Joker_

[@animeAJproductions]

Everyone, give this comment your energy!!!

[@reanschwarzer1382]

😉

[@ultrabusterninja9424]

Is this officiall or……

[@sleepdeprived7879]

@@ultrabusterninja9424 yep batman tas, Search it up on youtube

[@ultrabusterninja9424]

@@sleepdeprived7879 oh…. Well dang thx man

[@XLauncher]

You know, conceptually, I understand that Cilvanis is a regular ass dude that probably goes out to have fun and buy groceries and what not. But in my heart, I can't really accept that he exists anywhere but his home or wherever it is he films.

[@frostyfudge1662]

True. Knowing that these cool KZbinrs who do skits, have lives, feels weird cuz we mostly only see them in act

[@joseolivarra7791]

Fr

[@420crim3]

He probably goes out for fun and buys groceries. I agree with you

[@PeytonOver]

In my mind this is true for most content creators. They're like teachers were in school, they only exist at the school.

[@Robo311Star]

Because he made it seem like its own world.

[@derigelfisch3776]

LMAO I work in taxes (not for the IRS, the other side) and this is HIGHLY accurate. I hate it when Batman comes in and stares at me at work tho

[@_not_aiden_]

Never knew tax people watched this side of youtube

[@derigelfisch3776]

It's simple, you just avoid by all means trying to get your car in as deductible and instead throw in rough estimates for the cost of washing your work clothes. Batman resoects proper hygiene but dislikes cars.

[@yousufahmed5966]

aside from the $2k dollar bit (since the $2,999.00 would have been rounded up), i can attest to all of this as well, especially the strokes bit!

[@marc68521]

Not working in it yet, but a senior accounting major. Completed my first class focused on Taxes and it was honestly my favorite one.

[@vastoking3419]

please tell me the necessary info to reduce my taxes

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

1:41 Ngl that jumpscare got me jumping out of my seat on full volume

[@Darko_Boi]

Hello,JSGwaM,i've been expecting you.

[@Model_BT-7274]

Wait, when did you turn into Garu?

[@pwixell7113]

Your old pic is better

[@twitteruser2056]

@@pwixell7113 garou is a chad, wdym

[@kamelingil]

Lol but the child part is really funny

[@kidkatanatv]

It's so weird hearing Cilvanis have a car, I've been conditioned that mans NEVER leaves the house lol

[@RayMak]

Even the system is not cooperating. That's the best batman ever

[@inox6762]

no reply, lemme change that

[@treybstuntn1187]

Fax

[@toazethegecko]

Yessir

[@stare4539]

Looool

[@RIFLQ]

You again!

[@海棠花-b8f]

Tax payer: I didn't lie tho. Taxer: Yes you did. Tax payer: But, I legit lied on my taxes. It's not the same thing as lying on my taxes.

[@khalilahd.]

😂😂😂

[@ritvikmishra8388]

Confusion 100

[@SirFenV]

bro get tf off your taxes LMAAOOO

[@ButWhyMe...]

Ah, I get it. The slight difference in the wording really makes a difference. 👌

[@海棠花-b8f]

@@SirFenV 😂

[@UsamaThakurr]

Bro you unpredictable with these skits man trust me when I say you should teach them Hollywood screen writer's and directors how to do these cause you deserve a whole lot recognition than you have you been nothing but perfection with them skits respect brother 💯

[@David61026]

bruh he has a million subs, how much more recognition does he need

[@p.art.r1ck533]

@@David61026 a lot moree

[@FruitsOfTheHearts]

@@David61026 1 million is really not a lot compared to how many people are on earth. everyone needs to know.

[@rickeybernard8156]

Facts

[@Aceathon]

"Guess how much you owe in taxes. If you overguess we keep it and if you underguess you go to jail"

[@GigaChad-zg1cu]

1:41 batman looked like he was about break every bone in his body if said 1999.99 dollars

[@thefoundingtitanerenyeager2345]

Batman was waiting in line

[@SaintSarcasm]

"Where is it!? Where is the other 1 cent"

[@gunswordfist]

How was that shit still funny the second time!?

[@blacknightdragon8407]

Batman coming out had me dying 🤣

[@tai627]

This man never gets old

[@gojocomments5935]

we all do

[@tai627]

@@gojocomments5935 factual.

[@kupa121]

Actually I'm pretty sure he does

[@5WIM]

it gets older everyday

[@vladraduandrei5227]

i mean he s fucking 28(I m 27) so of course he doesn t seem old cause he s nowhere near old..he s a young guy

[@raikumokun5595]

Your comedy, editing and the emotions you put behind your acting is amazing and please don't overwork yourself too hard and take some rest if your feeling tired sometimes and love your videos and Thnx👍

[@gunswordfist]

Agreed! We want you healthy more than anything, Cilvanis.

[@gatosemcor7401]

Cute

[@inazumarai7690]

meanwhile, taxes evade rich people

[@khalilahd.]

Right!

[@DaozuAzrael]

Yes and no

[@pixelcount350]

@@DaozuAzrael Yes and Yes

[@BuetifullPersun]

@@DaozuAzrael yes and yes and yes

[@NN-cc8uo]

society moment

[@freezasama5802]

it's soo real at the end where he says for now... they legit wait weeks and then show up at your house and seize property or take payment it's honestly so realistic

[@max-cen1230]

The Batman had me wheezing 🤣

[@gunswordfist]

Fucking me too!

[@cyreptus4604]

"HOW MANY STROKES DID IT TAKE TO CONCEIVE YOUR CHILD" "ESTIMATES ARE OK"

[@JohnDoe-un7qx]

Tax evader: "Hold on I'll let you know when I finished."

[@khalilahd.]

The fear in his eyes after every question had me in a CHOKEHOLD 😭😭😭 I just know he was sweating bullets lmfao

[@gokudrip8693]

2:33 "She identifies as not existing"🤣😂 I cracked up so hard 😭

[@mcr985ful]

As soon as the batman came into the room and the tax guy was like "not yet, not yet" I would've been left 😂😂😂 talking about some "not yet" I ain't gonna stay til it's time for him to mess me up 😂😂

[@regret.932]

Dante: Evading taxes is a crime Vergil. Vergil: *IT IS AN OBLIGATION*

[@yes.3813]

Yes.

[@BackBeater]

Yes yes yes!

[@JustBreathe436]

Maxor

[@mastermo9433]

love how he replied with 'assalamu alaikum' instead of their standard way of 'walaikum asalam'

[@kanekiken-md7sz]

Did he become a Muslim?

[@omarsamir1461]

@@kanekiken-md7sz I don't think so

[@BuetifullPersun]

@@kanekiken-md7sz he is just a man of culture

[@SkyFall7788]

@@kanekiken-md7sz Nah it's just for fun, like people keep on using Bonjour! Hola! Ni hao! Ohayo! Etc.

[@isisd.1716]

I noticed that, I was like bro it’s walaikum asalam lol. (Never spelt it out before)

[@p.art.r1ck533]

This guy is too good...unpredictable, super hilarious. You never disappoint man🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥

[@MadMax-fs3cy]

"asalam alaiykum brother" you're good to go, for now.. 😂😂

[@marwwa56]

I did not get why he said asalam alaikum brother?

[@MrGamer-wy7lb]

@@marwwa56 muslims say assalamaualaykum to greet people

[@MrGamer-wy7lb]

Or to say goodbye

[@agentknifestripes1608]

@@marwwa56 I also didn't understand why would he say that tho

[@marwwa56]

@@MrGamer-wy7lb Ik but like how this phrase was related to the rest of the video?

[@dramaticallydreaming3656]

"How many strokes did it take for you to conceive your child?" 💀

[@KG-tt3nl]

An estimate is OK ? 🤣

[@animoments8969]

this guy is comedy gold

[@karvinedavis9836]

Let's leave it at 69

[@theseproblemsmatter1]

This took me tf out lmaoo 🤣

[@OtakuSeikatsuTamashi]

Truth be told though, Batman is absolutely the expert when it comes to lying on your taxes. Fraud is in his veins at this point.

[@angryretailbanker5103]

This is why I use H&R Block to file my taxes. If I get audited within a set number of years, they'll answer how many strokes it took to conceive my child for me.

[@nanakofi-sama1729]

Batman scared me for real 😨🤣🤣🤣

[@toycarsushiwriter3573]

The Tax Man is Overpowered & has Unlimited Plot Armor.

[@htxflow]

That batman part had me crying😂😂😂😂😂 Should've used that last

[@khalilahd.]

Not the Arthur fist 😭😭

[@keyshawngreathouse3782]

Lol, "an estimate is okay" they really be saying that.

[@riito8913]

"She actually identifies as not existing" all good sir I'll just put that in and see what it thinks

[@willowingwhispers2612]

Yup. I have the simplest form of taxes (single with one job, no children, don't have any businesses/companies, etc) and they still play 20+ questions when I do my taxes. I know some of them they need to ask but there were others that literally make no sense to ask someone like myself when doing taxes.

[@revival9313]

When doing taxes make sure to wear your shoes on the opposite feet and tell the IRS agent you love them.

[@emptyxsuit]

That is the most realistic interpretation of taxes that I’ve ever seen in my entire life. No cap

[@Starstrike21]

damn that strokes question is wild

[@BurgerSoup]

Man that skit was hilarious, I love your acting too!!

[@nerdlord7994]

The ending makes me very much feel like there will someday be a followup video, and I’m about it

[@luxxmander2656]

We just gonna ignore the fact that this bank has direct access to F*CKING BATMAN!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😅

[@sayn2125]

Bro I love your videos 😂😭 They always make me crack a laugh whether it be Anime, games, or random stuff like this. Keep doing what you do, man.

[@ravenx3606]

I love how you said "Assalamualaikum" haha , a nice touch I must say

[@jshelton100]

I can’t imagine going through this every year. 😂

[@eight8779]

people are worried about having the FBI on their door and i am over here terrified of having the irc knocking

[@Memerproductions]

"15 strokes that's pretty good I only lasted 5"

[@treytucker7404]

My dude snapped and turned into Donald Duck with a temper tantrum for sec 1:40 😂

[@arulofi]

For now 😂😂😂. Ten years later they gonna be knocking on your door 😂😂😂

[@juicy_wewe8114]

the alsalm alaikom in the end killed me😂

[@misakamisakasays4403]

Fr💀

[@CrossGuy2020]

Cilvanis: "I use my computer to type in URLs" The Batman: "U. R. L."

[@CrossGuy2020]

Thumb. Drive.

[@divanshuchandra7159]

I am an accountant and i am laughing so hard at the accuracy of this video🤣

[@AshwinSelvakumar]

This is the most polite batmain ever😂. He didn't jump the man and immediately start beating him. And what's more, he even gave him the batsmile while leaving

[@tailedgates9]

1:41 I fucking lost it SO BAD. XD

[@Memarzuq]

The Batman jump scare part literally had me sit up and start hurting my ribs from laughter 😂😂😂

[@Melvilln]

The whole family conception bit was hilarious but I had to pause the video after he subtlety said 15 strokes that’s actually pretty good. I couldn’t stop laughing, I don’t know why lol

[@Lord_Cynrik]

I was expecting “You are good to go…. to jail”

[@kole9158]

When Batman ran in i fucking died bro

[@tahbeergaming9778]

Cilvanis puttin some Ramadan references in there with the Assalamualaikum haha Clean pronounciation btw bro :D

[@TheRealfiqqo]

Imagine paying some taxes

[@Ohthats_tj]

tbh i never payed taxes and i am kinda scared why do people pay them??

[@WindAxel0]

✍️🕵️

[@thestranger1164]

@@Ohthats_tj uh oh, you already messed up

[@Ohthats_tj]

@@thestranger1164 the problem is no one tells me how to pay taxes or when to pay taxes so now I'm 20 and never paid taxes

[@thestranger1164]

@@Ohthats_tj Are you in the US?

[@AWF1000]

The Taxation Office are threatening without even trying. 😂😂

[@Its_me229]

XD dude started glitching and was sounding like donald duck

[@OneCSeven]

i just got a fucking email from the IRS right before this and it was just posted 💀

[@PhoenixEchoesAudio]

2:07 His face! 🤣😂

[@absnobody]

"I use that to download emails" hahahaha

[@faustox77]

Hahahhaha that turbotax allowing you to put in anything you want xD

[@arielguzman9336]

When in shows the masked dudes face I didn’t know to laugh or be terrified 😂

[@Kami777b]

Aye what was that smile for man, do Batman smile now 😂

[@Wilchz]

1:41 man turned into donald duck 💀

[@sephirothdomain1]

bro the computer scene scared the shit out of me, it was as intense as the real life situation is .

[@Arthrodude]

"By the way 15 strokes, That's pretty good I last 5" is the funniest thing I've ever heard 💀💀

[@justaperson8396]

1:41 got me so good..

[@yogi_rara]

The "assalammualaikum" is the most unpredictable twist in this video

[@kuricat16]

"S-she uh... identifies a-as um... *nonexistent* "

[@theseproblemsmatter1]

Cilvanis your content is on par with most of Hollywood these days. The creativity always impresses me and keeps me coming back

[@StaceyAyodele]

This was funny as hell. SUBSCRIBED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[@tsukino_kouki]

lmfao Batman's "Face of Justice" 😆

[@HadiNuf]

Lol "AsSalam alaykum brother" you just keep getting funnier Wa Alaykum As Salam brother

[@Joryu_69-cm3hs]

i have a mental illness and this video always makes me laugh when he just stares at his other self LOL and how many strokes xD

[@ablur5129]

Why he turn into donald duck then batman showed up lmao

[@Glizle]

when he reached in his junk, i was not thinking he was gonna pull out a gun, i can tell you that for sure LOL

[@Model_BT-7274]

I was howling when Batman ran in

[@SevaHacks]

WYSI

[@Wildcard727]

Haha WYSI!!

[@Yussalim]

I was on the edge of my seat this entire video

[@grimcreeperyt9241]

"Asa lama laykum" said it better than most Americans

[@morty2770]

1:42 bro turned into Donald Duck💀😭

[@AstonishingRed]

I normally don’t find a lot of these comedy KZbinrs funny at all but you’re hilarious dude lol

[@trappdoob1621]

Bruh went full Donald Duck 😂😂😂

[@7thComet]

When Batman came out I fucking died 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 bro I can’t stop laughing

[@PokemonBlue-m7k]

1:45 the Donald duck talking caught me off guard

[@glennkalalo1950]

Speech level 100 belike🗿🗿

[@kirkofilmz6596]

When Batman showed up I woulda shitted myself 😂😂🤣

[@tendoarchive]

1:41 Bro Cilvanis that was a good Donald Duck impression

[@AIAlter]

You got me at "assalamualaikum"

[@segnos]

"What do you mean you don't believe me I use my blender for busyness purposes"

[@bennylu371]

I got fucking jump scared in a funny skit💀bat man had me flying out of my chair like a fucking bat

[@MusicLoverx3]

AND SIR GIDEON OFFNIR, THE ALL KNOOOOOOOOOWING!

[@gabrielsamara4691]

lmao 15 strokes but it took the other guy 5 😂🤣😂

[@minikame2272]

Irony here being that Batman is the biggest tax cheat in the universe. All of his equipment - which gets written off as business expenses - is used for his own personal cosplay project.

[@SilverVolo]

Cilvanis you wanna say something??