When the President makes false promises

[@toazethegecko]

"Keep my wife's name out of your f**king mouth" Damn, what an iconic quote he got there.

[@jovannydiazabad6123]

That quote will never be just a memory

[@frost8426]

It was perfectly delivered

[@bigben1766]

Very tasteful indeed

[@CheatPotionMaker]

I lost it here 🤣🤣🤣

[@raymartinez4515]

was better than will smith's acting. 😉🤫🤐

[@That0neBro]

“Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.” - Douglas Adams

[@slampest]

What? That literally makes no sense. Like, you need to be capable to become the president.. Edit: Are you talking about spending money on a political campaign, or forcing their way through? The latter would be a dictator, not a president, and the first would be every person ever, because you need to put effort in having people recognize you even exist. So yea..

[@bmerritt2433]

​@@slampest This is just a guess, but... I believe the point is that those with power and influence cannot be expected to have the compassion required for recognition of the plight of the folk that are the majority who lack that power and influence. The very act of accumulating and maintaining power and influence is an exercise in viciousness. The very act of climbing and standing atop the pyramid involves stepping over and on top of others in order to further your own ideals. How can such a person be expected to understand or respect the experiences of those unlike them, whom they have already actively regarded as undeserving of the influence and power they have attained for themselves? How can someone who actively takes opportunity out of the hands of others, then, be expected to bequeath opportunity to those who do not serve their interests? As the analogy goes, it is like electing a wolf to lead the chicken coop. What will they do, but let in more wolves? It is outrageous, but predictable when the race is a battle for which the chickens are ill-equipped. The world is an active petri dish in which the growth of negativity resulting from wolves in power can be identified everywhere that they are, which, as you know, is everywhere. That is not to say the wolves are evil, but, if anything, the collective power that is government ought to exist as a counterbalance to their influence, empowering the chickens, instead of being a puppet for the wolves, a mighty tool to chickens, reduced to a mere trinket in their pocket. If the wolves were capable of serving the interest of the chickens, it might be different, but that would require a stay of nature and reason. The wolves will use the chickens toward their own ends. This is certain. The result is rebellion. This is almost certain. But who leads the rebellion if not an opportunistic wolf in a chicken suit? Hahahahaha The solution is a system dependent not upon the goodwill of any person, but upon the integrity of a system designed to encourage that our leaders be servants of the interests of those they lead. Integrity is the key word there, as this is the system we have, but it is continually undermined by efforts to shape and control the interests of the masses--efforts of the wolves. To be convincing--to be menacing--it takes a wolf to understand how little space there is between the two.

[@slampest]

@@bmerritt2433 look im sorry. But the text is too long for me to bother reading it. There was something about pyramids and wolves, and a pocket. Im not sure what else. But i might read it later

[@T1Oracle]

@@slampest Basically, if you're powerful enough to win, then you're probably too insulated from the common people to care. Thus, anyone capable of winning, is ultimately going to be a jerk.

[@ahshitherewegoagain8695]

@@T1Oracle isn't that ultimately a paradox? By your definition, a person who obtains the position is not fit for the position, but a person who is fit for the position can't obtain the position. Therefore, neither the position not the person has any value in this setup.

[@charleschiemekaekeogu6908]

“The bad guy can’t be that bad” The Bad guy:

[@supagreatman2826]

One of the best things about this dude is that he never takes credit for himself when he uploads something. He always respects us, the audience, and he is always full of energy in his videos. Keep up the hard work!!! ❤❤

[@NieR042]

@@supagreatman2826 OH MY GOD, if he isn't a bot, we can still dismantle him.

[@AntiAzovIndividual]

@@NieR042 liking the bots comment because of your username.

[@NieR042]

@@AntiAzovIndividual bro when it comes to usernames, i don't think you're allowed to have prejudice

[@ahmadnaser8172]

Lame..

[@thatonenoob7854]

President: Makes false claims *Gets called out during his 4 year term* Also President: *gets re-elected anyways*

[@nexosim9768]

President Bush

[@ghanaria7996]

@@nexosim9768 every president ever, sheep

[@hotoke666]

Imagine they use hacking shit

[@mr.dr0bot731]

Trump didn't make good on any promise and fucked up so bad he did not get reelected.

[@cattocs]

And people still believe their votes matter

[@Soul_Alpha]

*Every 4 years has entered the chat*

[@tonyghoul3555]

Best comment

[@lotusinn3]

Love it lol

[@faygo686]

Fr

[@s-fighterclaw6386]

Straight up facts🤣

[@tylerjames3620]

Top tier comment lol

[@FlawdTV]

“What’s a god to a non-believer who don’t believe in anything?” 😂😂😂

[@stare4539]

Frr

[@jvalfin3359]

Nice no church in the wild reference lol

[@TheLastCrow5150]

Lol. I can name several people this fits to a T

[@SunSh1neFN]

The answer to the question is still a god bruh. Just cause you don’t Belove dosesnt men’s that he’s not there

[@LiberatedMind1]

@@SunSh1neFN Spell better and do less crack.

[@JadoDog]

10/10 Will Smith impression. Man how am I laughing so hard at something that also hurts my soul? 🤣

[@Warsame948]

Thank you for spoiling it

[@reconsniper3274]

@@Warsame948 just don't look at comments till the vid done 😑

[@JadoDog]

@@Warsame948 The Will Smith impression is one small joke that happens in the skit 🤣

[@matthewoconnell2754]

The reference dude 😂

[@chrisrobinson8339]

The media wants everyone to hate Will Smith. I not going for it. Chris is a man. Bob and weave MF.

[@XLauncher]

That whole monologue from 1:20 to 1:36 deserves whatever the KZbin equivalent of an emmy is.

[@raunjoseph]

It was BEAUTIFUL

[@ImR3DACT3D]

KZbin gotta make awards

[@NoNameX_X0]

Imagine if they’d actually told the truth, “I’ll just be sitting in MY White House casually being a public figure, so vote for me 👍”

[@leovice6505]

Some times in the White House but mostly golfing and travelling the world

[@johnwolf8995]

People can't handle the truth. Walk with kindness

[@peaceoutbruh7085]

Wasn't that basically Biden's main appeal? That he wasn't going to scream crazy shit on twitter?

[@ZappoNinja]

@@peaceoutbruh7085 Aye, and now he’s the worst president for the economy in the past like… 60 years

[@NotSaturn66]

@@ZappoNinja where's your proof

[@CodyStriker]

"YOU'RE A MONSTER!" "No, I'm a politican" They should add that to the dictionary Amazing as always!

[@kevChess]

Patrick "WWHATS THE DIFFERENCE?!"

[@N5D-N1]

@@kevChess your mom voting in Earth

[@rohanpatel2439]

What is the difference

[@mr.dr0bot731]

What?

[@CodyStriker]

@@rohanpatel2439 Different spelling

[@Evilofhumanity]

Lmao, basically nearly every president that has existed everywhere.

[@Evilofhumanity]

@@Gevixel so true

[@ightdawg9547]

Random chat great manhwa

[@kilopopki4947]

@@ightdawg9547 so random but u spittin

[@Evilofhumanity]

@@ightdawg9547 Fax

[@Evilofhumanity]

@don't be surprised Bruh, bots be like

[@chimdinduobidike3821]

"I am just go back to Africa " Me who is from Africa : we have worst politicians

[@datboicheezy5353]

that's the joke...

[@deltaoliveralpha5888]

Me also from Africa: You like to live dangerously, eh?

[@chimdinduobidike3821]

@@deltaoliveralpha5888 baba go soon collect

[@chimdinduobidike3821]

@@datboicheezy5353 sure

[@gojousatoru1185]

Me too

[@ello3084]

the day someone makes a law saying presidents have to follow through with their promises is gonna be the funniest shit ever

[@supagreatman2826]

One of the best things about this dude is that he never takes credit for himself when he uploads something. He always respects us, the audience, and he is always full of energy in his videos. Keep up the hard work!!! ❤❤

[@NieR042]

@@supagreatman2826 this isn't just copy-pasting, is it?

[@casshernsins8333]

And who makes the laws sir? Yeah that’s right, that shit ain’t ever gonna happen

[@ello3084]

@@supagreatman2826 who?

[@ello3084]

@@casshernsins8333 i know but just something to think about

[@legendaryvicius]

I was lmao the entire time but that ending "You know what i'm just gonna go back to África" and singing fking killed me!! Still laughing xDD

[@teengohanssj2109]

"What's a god to a non-believer" - Vegeta

[@bambyscooter4365]

its from a rap song, "no church in the wild" check it out, its fire

[@QWERTY-gp8fd]

ironically gods do exist in db.

[@teengohanssj2109]

@@bambyscooter4365 oh your right BTW I'm not a Kanye fan, as a hater I have to say that the song is trash

[@silverwind3084]

As he proceeds to get slammed into the wall by Broly.

[@bambyscooter4365]

@@teengohanssj2109 i dont like kanye too, but i love jayz and that beat just does it for me

[@ablur5129]

This dude cilvanis put the most energy into his skits lmao

[@thisisntevenmyfinalform2025]

Cilvanis skits been getting funnier lately

[@johnhallow]

They were always funny lol

[@SirFenV]

@@johnhallow and now they funnier

[@Arc_Viper]

I was just thinking the same thing! His new material is next level

[@elektra56765]

The Will Smith impression tho 😂 Cilvanis for President ✌️

[@ChxmicaLGasai]

Don’t think that’d be a good idea………

[@daaminsajjad.9597]

The way he held that smile ...

[@guilhermeteixeira7095]

1:50 "This money is for other rich people." You got me in that one LOL

[@O_ORashad]

I swear 90% of the people who watch this and agree will continue to vote for the same people. They don't care that they're being lied to. It's like their memory is completely wiped clean every 2 years lol.

[@Killer-SeveN]

Will gladly vote over one guy instead of the blatant dictator white supremacist.

[@universalspaceexpeditioner8259]

Only time I ever voted for anyone was when I voted for my own sister for office, she didn't make it, nor we hope she would, but a brother must do what a brother must do. So no, I am not voting for anyone unless my sister wants to try again, then it's just my duty to vote for her, she will not be elected but that doesn't matter, she is a actually a good person. And young women under 35 do not really get elected so she did her best.

[@chillaxboi2109]

@@universalspaceexpeditioner8259 She needs someone to market her. Sure, she may never actually get the position but if she has the gull to run, she must have a repertoire of skills that could make her great as a public speaker. Tell her to keep on pushing, and you yourself, too. Love these type of stories.

[@Isaac-eh6uu]

Yeah the same idiots. And they follow it by saying we 💀 or pretend like they didn't.

[@michaelbread5906]

So I live in California and my only options to vote for a person (who could realistically win) are nimby rich white liberals, socialists, or racist non-white candidates who focus on benefitting their racial group above all others. Actually, I think they're all racist. My options are bleak.

[@UltraUnstoppableUnavoidableU.]

2:34 "A monster? No... I'm a politician. 😈"

[@midwestmonster9886]

"That money is for other rich people." Truest statement of any president.

[@WilofJ]

Even in the afterlife this man is protecting that money 😂😂😂

[@DKING9]

The cuss out he did after hearing he was president was too funny. I was so done. Good job on the skit. Love it

[@Magikarter]

Wow, I can’t believe every single problem in the world has been fixed.

[@LongBeachGriffy]

❤️

[@fcj_5615]

Collab when? 👀

[@Mr_Myst13]

Damn imagine making promises as a candidate Here in the Philippines, they don't even have any semblance of a plan kekw

[@technicallythecenteroftheu1349]

Okay, I've been trying to figure this out for a while now. The dude y'all just elected. Why's he called bongbong?

[@jefrey488]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/aYrMlqynqqaBirs

[@Mr_Myst13]

@@technicallythecenteroftheu1349 It's his nickname

[@anonymous_4276]

@@Mr_Myst13 yeah but why though?

[@ultimamage3]

@@anonymous_4276 It's a childhood nickname. Kids make weird ass nicknames all the time, the surprising thing is that he's kept it to adulthood. Also ""elected"" looks like a massive stretch

[@gnomekid9407]

I like how all his statements only happened directly after the assistant mentioned them. So if he lived would none of them have happened?

[@CyberGuy419]

This is now one of my favorite Cilvanis videos (Let's be honest though, all his videos are top tier). Just from how downright hilarious, sad and true it is, loved it

[@DibbzTV]

Back again babyyyy. When we gonna realize both parties like this

[@sterlingstars2254]

I feel like if you lie to get into a position of political power you should be imprisoned but that's just me

[@NieR042]

Go campaign, you'd make a great president!

[@AWanderingSwordsman]

There'd be no politicians left.

[@TSH425]

Impossible u would have to arrest every single politician

[@jovannydiazabad6123]

I mean yes, but when they have money to buy whatever they want, is it possible 🤔

[@jovannydiazabad6123]

@@AWanderingSwordsman amen

[@saltybrackishfresh]

And lots of people genuinely Believe it every time😭🤣

[@sam.246]

your acting really shines here!

[@Andretti2Tone]

2:54 this man done summoned Grove St 🤣

[@guccibane3422]

This funny as hell. A lot of times what I find is that both parties usually tend to prioritize the wants of their donors and PACs before anything. But also when they don’t fulfill their promises it’s alot of times it’s because we showed out for the president but got beat in senate and house. But that’s also an excuse sometimes cause they still don’t push or fight enough.

[@bensoncheung2801]

The Republicans show a lot of spirit, don't they?

[@nanach6276]

Gotta be crazy if it's just two parties

[@alexmykim5354]

1:57 damn creepy as hell😂🤣 and you have a great voice too bro😯 WTF u was a church singer or what??🤣Hello from frence ❤

[@XPRforJustice]

" whats god to a non believer " that's how you quote the future president

[@gollygeology]

@@XPRforJustice its from the song no church in the wild

[@wanderlustoceans8205]

Gotta love that a Brandon ad was playing for me before the video starded what a coincidence xD

[@PegasiJay]

Bruh I was laughing as soon as he said “I’m gonna take my stimulus check right now if you don’t mind.” Because I already knew what was gonna go down 😭😂

[@theinvisiblegaijin1165]

Absolutely HILARIOUS!!! Overly dramatic skit but totally real and laughable!! Love that will smith reference too, you really sounded like him!

[@dd_at]

1:23 caught me off guard😂

[@akajadon]

Yeah I knew something was gonna happen but not THAT

[@MayTheOddsBeInYourFavor]

From 1:32 on…😆😀🙂😗😯😦😧🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢 LMAOOOOOO he did that in one breath and one take…DAMMMMMMMN. I would just bury myself after getting chastised like that

[@VampyricNinjaXDLOL]

This is your best skit yet. Truly deserving of an Oscar

[@fulminanterbekannter27]

As long the person giving him the oscar keeps his wifes name out of his fucking mouth

[@taymangaming]

I like how the skeleton has good trigger discipline. lol

[@jackhanver1420]

Before being president "I will keep my promise" After being president "Those promises have they guaranteed expired thus I can't keep them"

[@digitalhouse6969]

free food/water is the best thing a country can provide to it's people!

[@Bl4z3MC]

2:38 LOL

[@giornogiovanna3274]

we need another cilvanis if this character ran for the president video

[@AkinlabiStClair]

Hey it's you! Your music is in this video

[@MMAHypeWatch]

Lol you know too much about politicians.....they're going to come get you exposing them like this!

[@weridplusho]

LMAO That mom moment was so good. Scolding her son to the very end.

[@maxanderson3733]

Imagine if our words had consequences on this level

[@pianohumper6910]

"KEEP MY WIFES NAME OUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH" this dude makes bangers

[@TheLegendofphantom]

This was hilarious!! You legit made me lol several times in this. Loving the new content Civ, so keep having fun! Looking forward to the next video

[@makeda6530]

The monologues when he touched the money. Insane. Lol

[@byrongilliam9459]

Having to watch a campaign ad before this video was too perfect lol

[@yuvcharmer]

All Cilvanis videos are gems

[@Seadminist]

I love the evil laugh and Will Smith reference xD

[@NoBadsign]

"Vote for me and I promise to take actions to end police brutality." *4 Years Later* "So, I'm giving every cop 7 million dollars and a rocket launcher."

[@almalone3282]

gotta keep those filthy poors in check somehow

[@blackopsquay]

I’m deadass a cop right now. Run me my 7 mil.

[@luca1.4.03]

LMFAO

[@Isaac-eh6uu]

Also @Noel Rodney: have my vote

[@rsync9490]

@@blackopsquay you playing Pokémon go?

[@AfRoToAd]

CILVANIS THIS FREAKING KILLED ME BRO I SCREAMED SO LOUD I WOKE MY GIRL UP AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Miss you dawg this video 100% FIRE bro 🤣🤣

[@supagreatman2826]

One of the best things about this dude is that he never takes credit for himself when he uploads something. He always respects us, the audience, and he is always full of energy in his videos. Keep up the hard work!!! ❤❤

[@charlesahweyevu]

What do you mean he never takes credit for himself?

[@Black-tq8ef]

@@charlesahweyevu it's a spam comment

[@supagreatman2826]

@@charlesahweyevu obviously it means that instead of taking credit for himself he gives credit to us the audience. Like his video when he got copyright strikes for using anime music

[@supagreatman2826]

@@Black-tq8ef you're a bot

[@johnxina7496]

@@supagreatman2826 i aint never seen em give credit to me

[@TrustWorthyTroy]

teacher: lying is not a career me:

[@MenelisiDladla]

That "non believer" run was smooth. I cant lie.

[@khalfanjunim2982]

That Will Smith line had me rolling.

[@JoshTheKirby]

Me: **hits funny bone** My entire nervous system: 2:26

[@yukimeyoshigi7385]

Imagine lyrics

[@TheSenjuShow]

yo he deserves WAY more views. 10x more quality then others in his space like wtf

[@liltwistedgamer]

Goddamn this is so well done.

[@BigSmoothoTV]

Bro you put a lot of emotion and effort into this one great job. This was fire.

[@海棠花-b8f]

These skits are always original

[@matthewtalbot-paine7977]

This is not just Presidents this is every one of them politicians.

[@gamerbro8399]

3:21 At least he promised that

[@easolinas1233]

Behold! What happens every four years, and will continue to happen every four years. Did not see the twist coming. Loved it.

[@Nth_wolfmast]

Like how he just casually just throw in the Will Smith line

[@RayAkuma]

There should be a possibility to re elect and penalize if a politician doesn't keep his promises.

[@KittyKatty999]

He said ON GOD though! On his MOMMA! How could he have lied!?

[@supagreatman2826]

One of the best things about this dude is that he never takes credit for himself when he uploads something. He always respects us, the audience, and he is always full of energy in his videos. Keep up the hard work!!! ❤❤

[@NieR042]

@@supagreatman2826 "If you vote for me, I will remove all bots from KZbin, and replace them with animal video accounts!"

[@mr_0n10n5]

On the ded homies Mr President! Now you got your boy PeptoBisma roaming the earth as an undead!

[@HankAndDean]

Cilvanis has been knocking it up a notch lately! And making good use of that fake skeleton!💀

[@Ic3_Blu3]

If someone says, "On mah momma!" They probably said it a bit too many times and don't even have a mom left to use

[@bryce4650]

I like how this came up after certain recent elections lol

[@hoebojaeger8788]

Philippines rn💀

[@homelackin2234]

This was literally the funniest thing I've seen all week

[@axellyann5085]

Ah yes, the most trustable people we can witness. POLITICIANS. Such a bunch of a nice guys isn't? They even offer us free money every 4 years!

[@adonaiblackwood]

lol “No Church In The Wild” 👏 sums up our human condition perfectly. Great skit! - some random new subscriber 👍

[@Dark_Peace]

That's why de should've vote for Senator Armstrong. He would have kept his promises.

[@moonflower1729]

Lmao and just when I thought will smith’s quote had been worn thin 🤣🤣🤣🤣 perfect timing omgosh

[@leviathan6071]

Bruh I can't stop laughing cause of how accurate this is. 💀

[@jozendesu]

damn cilvanis with the high quality skits this channel goes crazy

[@ryannonrogers528]

Cilvanis: And I’m gonna erase all your student debt Subtitles: and I’m a racial student debt

[@marioanthony8787]

We need a full series of this...

[@codenamedMike]

3:03 is this a fat grove street gang member in gta sa? Dam i like that game lol, btw nice video

[@thekingnumberone2427]

Sounds about right. Politicians all day nothing but empty promises

[@abdullamomani5975]

I hope you know that we see the effort you put into these skits, and we appreciate it. It might be discouraging seeing the views go down from time to time, but if you keep this quality up, good things will definitely come your way.

[@5stargrim]

That Will Smith reference was so random, but I loved it, got a good laugh out of me

[@aran.m977]

Ay this is sooooo damn good you got me laughing so hard through the whole video you're the best bro

[@supagreatman2826]

One of the best things about this dude is that he never takes credit for himself when he uploads something. He always respects us, the audience, and he is always full of energy in his videos. Keep up the hard work!!! ❤❤

[@aran.m977]

@@supagreatman2826 stop copy pasting this shit and get your ass to type real comments

[@xp4nicc]

It’s the system, it’s not designed to follow through on promises like that even if they did want to.

[@onion98]

can we talk about how good this dude is at acting!?!?

[@michaelbread5906]

The music choice went really well with your acting. Good job.

[@just_manasse1455]

Alternate title: Every president is to ever exist Side note: I don’t know if it true but it would be funny and sad if it was

[@supagreatman2826]

One of the best things about this dude is that he never takes credit for himself when he uploads something. He always respects us, the audience, and he is always full of energy in his videos. Keep up the hard work!!! ❤❤

[@internetguy7319]

only one is George Washington because he literally had no campaign there's also a *potential* person who was president through like two days due to random law shit lol, but no one really talks about him

[@NieR042]

@@supagreatman2826 Say his name then, dude.

[@mr_indie_fan]

@@NieR042 the dude is a bot

[@Isaac-eh6uu]

You would know you voted for them

[@shadowshibe5962]

I am so proud of how far this channel has come. To a bright future and a potential comedian to superfan meetup if you are ever in the Bay Area.

[@raikumokun5595]

Bruh... This came out after recent elections in my country Philippines🇵🇭

[@2toneglizz695]

Wishing y'all the best 🤝🏾⭐ I don't know much about politics but I hope the one selected at least does a decent job

[@timmyandrew9240]

That’s Jamaica you gosh darn…..!!!!!