When you meet someone smarter than you

[@gideonbrown4215]

“I was a Mountain Dew baby, myself.” That explains a lot.

[@canliu7191]

Damn, Homelander is going to become the smartest person ever

[@ParadoxMusic-ot4mt]

First thing I thought too

[@shaunstudios163]

I was a monster energy baby

[@gideonbrown4215]

@@shaunstudios163 In that case, may I recommend Trevor Wallace’s Kyle sketches for your viewing pleasure.

[@samlaxson3623]

Red Bull myself, although I was breastfed too

[@ireallydidntwanttomakeanac575]

Daniel being on an apology couch while promoting Betterhelp. *He knows.*

[@matthewmitchell3457]

At this point I've accepted the theory that Daniel is bound to a contract with BetterHelp that he has to honor until it expires.

[@InsertTopic]

I think he's trying to tell us he doesn't support them without breaking contract. It's a smart way to do it actually

[@Winterizes]

@@InsertTopic whats wrong with betterhelp?

[@fantasymagic97]

@@WinterizesThere are quite a few videos on KZbin about the company, but I don’t remember one to recommend of the top of my head. But there have been many people who have had terrible experiences with unprofessional or fraudulent therapists on the platform. But then also that BetterHelp was selling user data for marketing, which isn’t a good look for a company that has such sensitive data on people. I think that’s it in a nutshell, but I’d recommend looking it up.

[@InsertTopic]

@@Winterizes a lot of non licensed therapists and awful customer service. If you want to research it further, I'd recommend it.

[@GoGirlsYT]

At that point, your only option is to retreat until you get smarter than your opponent.

[@eeeeee8762]

Gotta go get yourself some breakfast, lunch and dinner. Breastmilk all day, every day

[@st.altair4936]

You think he got this smart by sitting around? No. While you're busy retreating, he'll be getting breastfed, and get even stronger.

[@xxmattopsxx3931]

Nah, we just teamed up and became collectively even more insufferable on trivia night.

[@bedrock6443]

@@xxmattopsxx3931fusion

[@h2h1zzz]

@@st.altair4936 lmao some say he's still breastfeeding til this day

[@WAVE0025]

sitting on the apology couch while doing that sponsorship was Daniel's way of asking for help, he is clearly being held at gunpoint and is under a contract that legally disallows him to speak up against them

[@sophiel787]

This gave me chills

[@gametinker1570]

"apology couch"?

[@turtleking2289]

What did better help do? Can you please explain? I looked it up and no results

[@TheVnator]

@@gametinker1570 Apparently the couch that youtubers sit in when filming an apology video after doing something horrible. He's pre-emptively apologizing for promoting such a really awful and infamous sponsor

[@zachcushing-murray2663]

@@turtleking2289 leaked (maybe sold? can't remember) confidential user information, which for a therapy provider, you can imagine is pretty horrendous

[@Semi-DailyRandomness]

remember when hoodie guy was the only one who could read minds and predict phone calls?

[@Mystery_Biscuits]

Remember when this was a piano channel

[@masterjunko]

Remember when Daniel couldn't stop doing that one piano riff?

[@Chipperland4471]

“Ring ring, daniel.”

[@ExpatZ266]

@@Mystery_Biscuits This is sooo much better.

[@LordJazzly]

@@Mystery_Biscuits wait hang on i do remember that what happened

[@RandomWolfPrinting]

Hack to be always right; When you are wrong admit you are wrong which means you are right back to being right, therefore you are still right as always.

[@cats404]

damnit

[@l0d1z01]

true, this way you'll always be more right than wrong through out your life. Because being wrong while thinking you are right is not the same as being right.

[@RandomWolfPrinting]

@@l0d1z01 you are right about being wrong. That’s the logic here. Or lack of.

[@theepicender420]

thats literally me watching jeopardy wtf do you have cameras on me

[@virgosamurai9526]

Ikr😂😂😂

[@sumdude1176]

Sherlock with social anxiety. and a mama who cared too much

[@MarcTelang]

are you charlie, daniel, or hoodie guy?

[@jwalster9412]

When you watch reruns 500 times

[@kaz49]

Turly always has cameras

[@donovantibbels307]

I like that he just casually yells "IT'S OPEN!" at 0:12.

[@wowwt]

Wait a minute... If he knows everything then why didn't he just enter instantly if he knew the door was open?

[@donovantibbels307]

@@wowwt Because it would be impolite to enter without permission.

[@guyavital4422]

"Apologies for my sesquipedalian loquaciousnesssss" "Gesundheit" Lmao

[@minigam3s479]

so geil XD

[@ZoruaStar]

Ich habe mich total erschrocken

[@SirsasthNigam.]

sesquipedalian loquacious= Long talkative

[@rsyvbh]

Health.

[@Tasorius]

As soon as I looked up the first word, I randomly thought about what a fear of long words would be called, and before I looked it up, I knew it would be a word like this: Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia. I've never laughed like the joker quite as much before seeing that. All words that describe phobias related to words seem to be a word that would trigger someone with that phobia... The people who make these words have a really twisted sense of humor...

[@burntalive]

"Yes, turley please tell me when I will die." Turley then pulls out a gun and shoots Daniel and says "right now."

[@avryantoinette]

Maybe I'm too trusting, but I thought the apology-couch bit was a fairly clever way of acknowledging a legal contract that probably forbids speaking about it and still apologizing 🤷‍♂ Sure, it's not as "bold" as breaking the contract. But the connection felt fairly obvious; I'm surprised the rest of the comments seem to think it was mocking.

[@InsertTopic]

I feel the same way. It's a smart way of telling the audience he doesn't support them

[@foxanard]

Maybe one shouldn't do an evil thing, and promote a dangerous evil scam, in the first place?

[@413xmb]

@@foxanard and maybe he wasnt aware and entered into a sponsorship contract that has yet to run out

[@sarahberkner]

​@@foxanard Not saying it's a good company but I think he actually used BetterHelp.

[@amberanime]

@@foxanard An evil thing? Being stuck in a contract is not a choice. People go to far in their demonising of people who are also victems. Be pissed at the corrupt companies and capitalism that promotes making money and profit at the expense of everything and everyone else. Buisides, almost ALL companies are corrupt and expoit people/nature/animals in some form or another. ANY sponsership has a finger in evil, as you say. So are you going to stop watching ALL youtubers who have sponserships? Are you going to stop buying products from ALL companies who are corrupt? Are you a gamer? I expect you to quit gaming then because good luck finding a game company right now that isnt about making profit first and foremost. Do you eat food? Unless you grow everything yourself in your own backyard almost everything you eat and drink is dripping witht blood sweat and tears of overworked farmers, exploited fields, destroyed nature and the murder of animals. I am not trying to guilt trip people to stop eating what they are eating. Or to stop gaming, or to stop any of their purchases of normal and online stores without doing excessive research to find out if NOTHING AND NOBODY was exploited or used in the process. This is a personal choice. I am just trying to point out that demonising somebody for supporting an ''evil'' thing, while ignoring all the ''evil'' things they are supporting themselves is not helping the world become a better place, nor themselves, in any way shape or form. Dont be self rightious, and also dont ignore the evils in the world. But dont demonise individuals for supporting some of the evils when the leading bodies of humanity are making it near impossible to NOT support evil things. Dont cast the first stone unless you are without sins and all that. Compassion, mercy, empathy, understanding and forgiveness to your neighbours and fellow humans will do a lot more then demonising some of them to make yourself feel good. there are few truly evil people in the world. Very very few. There is however an evil system dominant in the world, one that is fixated on gaining as much wealth as possible in a very destructive fashion. And unless we as a species remove this system or change it for the better we will all be promoting and supporting evil things, often unaware, sometimes aware, untill we die. Because it will be almost impossible to not do so. Having to research everything all the time is no way to live however. We need to CHOSE our battles. We need to pick 1 or 2 causes that mean most to us, and fight that fight. Support where we can. But we should not demoninose those who chose a different battle then us. Some people fight for equality between men and women, some for animal rights, some againts poverty, some against the pollution of the earth.Etc. All worthy causes but if you try to fight all of them all the time it can make you mentaly Ill to a level you will only feel guilt and stress and hate the world all the time. Chose your battles, trust others will fight the battles you cant, and show some compassion to your fellow people. Most of them aren't as bad as you think they are. Nor are you as good.

[@SaitamaTheLastAirbender]

You know its bad when hoodie guy become the normal guy in this skit

[@svidemic]

THE SPONSORSHIP PART THOUGH?? THE APOLOGY COUCH. THATS CRAAAZYYY

[@dr.remerb8011]

you mean because betterhelp is a scam and he should actually take a sit on that couch

[@shiky_mehen6870]

@@dr.remerb8011 He might be stuck ina contract with them. That might be his way of showing without making it obvious that he knows they aren't good

[@ConnorFlashwing]

@@dr.remerb8011 I'm reading all these comments about BetterHelp, can I get some sources?

[@kingfunny5016]

(probably trying to be like "yeah I know BetterHelp is bad but I'm under contract")

[@counterfeit4450]

@@dr.remerb8011it’s possible he doesn’t know that

[@aballisticninja29]

It was awesome to see you at Tim Minchin's show last week! The day after the show, I watched your ThrasherPlus video on authenticity. Thank you for being just a cool dude, and for sharing your funny ideas on the internet! Keep being your amazing self!

[@TearrsYT]

“My name is Daniel!” “I know.” “How? we just met?” “*DON’T QUESTION ME.*”

[@heinoussage]

you forget to face the quotation marks and the asterisk

[@TearrsYT]

@@heinoussage 😭

[@TeenPerspektiva]

Meh, those dont even work anymore anyway​@@heinoussage

[@The-Middleman]

@@heinoussagehuh?

[@Mutrax4706]

@@TeenPerspektiva *they dont?!* "*the edit is very much not about multiple text effects affecting each other with funny magic*"

[@funpol-ice1247]

3:00 *turley is always right*

[@evidentlymak]

2:00 damn i didn’t know daniel worked for gilbert gottfried

[@Smartielew]

I was thinking the same thing 😂

[@Velindian]

he is an angel afterall.

[@gideonbrown4215]

@@evidentlymak That’s what I thought!

[@wafflez_courtney]

He works for Gilbert Gottfried at intentionally very vague company title

[@TSDreamCreative]

I almost commented the same thing.

[@_C_I_D_]

HOLY MOLLY MY PHONE RANG RIGHT WHEN HE SAID "your phone is about to ring"

[@mollusckscramp4124]

That would freak me out lol

[@RGOY]

*He is always right*

[@NaudVanDalen]

Turley would have predicted the backlash from the sponsorship and not done it. 💀

[@brentgroen3204]

some people sadly dont know that betterhelp is scummy

[@JamesR624]

We're at the point where I think I am just gonna stop watching this channel completely. Dude might be funny but we're LONG past the time where he could reasonably "not know" about how shitty BH is so the fact that he just keeps taking the sponsorships is shit. Also for the "maybe he's under contract" is SHITTY excuse at best. Don't try to tell me that "He has to keep peddling extremely harmful scams to vulnerable people because the company running the scam says so!" is a valid excuse. His skits and money for skits is NOT worth destroying peoples lives!

[@randombanana3783]

Wait, what's wrong with Better Help? I genuinely have no idea

[@scouticescoutice4994]

@@randombanana3783I have the same question. Someone @ me if someone answers so I’m notified.

[@musicingflowing]

​@@randombanana3783There are many videos about it on KZbin.

[@wersty6734]

3:16 Casting Cou... oh

[@otheirony618]

“Would you like to know the precise moment you die” I’m gonna use that on a first date.

[@ItsKaleidoscope]

What if they say yes??

[@mjolnir3309]

It's a trick question. Either they are making up a random answer in the hopes that you believe it enough that you make it happen, or, more likely, they say something and they make it happen. "No" is the only valid answer here.

[@GalinaEv]

Please don't

[@VeryNerdyPerson]

If they say yes, you could always reply with "cool, I would too"

[@screamingblackhole]

Maybe save it for the second date… otherwise you won’t get a second date lmao

[@illoius]

I genuinely love watching Daniel play a smart character, it can be cliche, but it’s just genuinely so entertaining in a way I can’t explain.

[@Semi-DailyRandomness]

i swear this happens every time i talk to my friend

[@johanmuldervargas3990]

Actually, it's possible to be always right. If you get asked something that you don't know you just have to say it

[@Zweronz]

the fact he also uploaded this at 2 pm is another layer of attention to detail

[@jillianmilton5804]

But he uploaded it at 2 PM on a Saturday instead of 2 PM on a Friday.

[@e.k.9726]

wait how? i dont understand (im slow)

[@pedrosso0]

@@e.k.9726 it's 2 pm in the video.

[@TheNeilBlack]

1:46 Incorrect, his phone vibrated.

[@wizardsuth]

Had it made a ringing sound that too would have been a vibration.

[@TheNeilBlack]

@@wizardsuth Yes, but that doesn't work the other way around. A ring is a vibration, but a vibration is not a ring.

[@anishadaley6662]

“I changed your filter ALSO would you like to know the precise moment you’ll die” 😂😂 turley NO

[@Lycramosa]

That escalated quickly 😅

[@Literally_a_plant]

2:26 as someone with gifted kid syndrome i can say that this felt personal.

[@Jerrytheegoat03]

Same

[@fadran11]

my mans did not apology couch and support Betterhelp

[@BraydenBunch58]

He’s been doing that for months now unfortunately

[@NaudVanDalen]

He's gonna need that apology couch.

[@RandomResponses24]

What? What happened? What did Betterhelp do I'm always late to stuff like this... ;-;

[@Rauruatreides]

​@randomresponses828 it's had some controversy (for months btw) with not actually requiring its "therapists" to have a license and such.

[@arania.exumai]

@@Rauruatreides More than months, my guy. It's been controversial for years. I recently got portion of a settlement payment from them-can't even remember what it was for. It would be nice if Daniel didn't accept sponsorships from Betterhelp, but at the end of the day, I still want him to get paid, so I'm not mad.

[@eventuel4987]

I expected the end to be "Hey Turley?" "Yes?" "How do you rizz up a girl?" "ERROR ERROR NOT FOUND"

[@sophiel787]

It’s amazing how Daniel has obviously aged over the years, but Hoodie Guy still looks exactly the same

[@TheRenegade...]

That's because Daniel is mortal and Hoodie Guy is not

[@SirsasthNigam.]

1:11 sesquipedalian loquacious= Long talkative

[@newageleo]

Gesundheit

[@shinyshinyyshinyyy2197]

that smile at 0:35 is soo unsettling 😭

[@Ladykyra101]

Yes, there is something quite wrong with Mr. Thrasher, something wrong, indeed. 😂

[@fireballfilms]

i once heard somewhere that a "smart" person who feels the need to only use big obscure words is not so smart due to an inability to properly communicate their thoughts

[@PhyloGenesis]

Big words are for precise communication because most common words are vague and loosely defined.

[@CherryStudios2]

​@@PhyloGenesisI'm not sure how many situations would require a longer word with no exact synonyms... I agree though that English doesn't have enough words that convey fuller meanings. There are also plenty of words that aren't used anymore, since the average vocabulary is actually way smaller than it was historically. It's sad, but it explains why I love the dialog in Victorian movies 😂

[@3nertia]

K.I.S.S. - Keep It Simple, Stupid or Keep It Stupid Simple; choose your preferred version "If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough" - Albert Einstein Smart people typically only use big words to make dumb people feel dumb - asserting superiority is a thing even with the "evolved" among us heh

[@PhyloGenesis]

@@CherryStudios2 I encounter it very, very frequently. I don't think people realize how often their miscommunication creates problems. They're just so used to it they see it as how the world works and don't consider clarifying things to prevent it. A lack of sesquipedaciousness is just one part of that.

[@bramvanduijn8086]

@@PhyloGenesis Big words are fun, nothing more. Jargon is for precise communication, but requires knowing your audience. A complete understanding of a subject would allow you to talk about it with any kind of words. Knowing exactly how much you don't know about your audience means you know when to use which words.

[@Ki-KisWorld]

The vocab for this vid is crazy

[@winkystinky]

Truly is, and always will be, _permanently_ correct.

[@swishoemi]

daniel stop accepting betterhelp sponsorships

[@ryancommenter-r7o]

it’s money

[@MLSLAYYY]

Why?

[@MichaelClopeck]

​@@MLSLAYYYlook it up

[@ShadowWolfe]

​@@MLSLAYYYBetterHelp sold customer data to other companies for advertising. $7.8 million lawsuit by the FTC.

[@ihaveaname9691]

He’s probably contracted until a certain year He probably doesn’t have a choice in the matter

[@TheRealTopHatOnYT]

2:16 ‘Yes, BASKETBALL’ 🤣

[@MannyyMC_YT]

0:51 the way he let the ice spill on the floor

[@tarango759]

ask him the lottery numbers. if he goes "that's immoral" and sht, tell him "oh, you DON'T KNOW?".

[@MayHemsdottir]

Hey everyone I found someone smarter than Turley ^^^

[@ultimaxkom8728]

"Oh, I know. I'm just not going to tell you" _"Then you just don't kno-"_ "I'll simply prove it by winning it myself"

[@Splicer-lb5xb]

A mathamatician actually did win the lottery consecutively, so, this is true.

[@Arkayjiya]

@@ultimaxkom8728 But if he wins it himself that disproves his earlier objections on moral grounds.

[@kylepool5140]

everyone I meet is smarter than me and I can confirm that this video is true.

[@jasonshere]

Sounds like you have some great people around you. Lucky.

[@riftis2210]

@@jasonshere Or he's just profoundly stupid

[@tinybabybread]

2:00 I did _not_ expect his boss to be suction cup man

[@Evsta]

Average science teacher: The Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell. Turley: 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

[@mystuff9999]

@@Evsta more like „Mitochondria is plural, you troglodyte. The singular is mitochondrium.“

[@Ole_Rasmussen]

2:33 Had to rewind and watch that again, felt like my brain glitched Daniel made me laugh even AFTER the video when I looked up "sesquipedalian loquaciousness"

[@WillyPFPV]

Why was your boss Gilbert Godfried? Lmao

[@robertcarson7871]

Idk but it was perfectly unexpected

[@AmeliaC-e8o]

I was thinking the same thing.

[@TheSlimeKilling_Minecart]

Pro tip: ask him what's for lunch today. That question stumps me every single time!

[@Bee-eautiful]

"apologies for my sesquipedalian loquaciousness" i gotta use that sometime

[@Ewan_is_awesome]

I have a video idea for you My idea is that a massive LEGO SW (unnamed) transport ship would be great ($110 maybe). I would love one of these and although I understand why, I think it would still be great. All the big sets are super recognisable and are really annoying to transport troops and stuff. Plus, it would be a good excuse to have a bunch of random civilians and cool aliens in one set

[@NaudVanDalen]

Bro is gonna have to sit on that apology couch next time for getting sponsored by BetterHelp. 😆

[@sabinrawr]

We think that's why he's on the apology couch. Our fan theory is that he knows in hindsight that he should not have accepted the BetterHelp sponsorship, but he already signed the contract so he still has to do the ads or he will breach the contact. We think that the "apology couch" is his way of subtly apologizing to us for promoting a dangerously bad product.

[@kdtf34]

and I’m gifted so when this happens I can’t believe that anything is real, not even my existence, because I’m usually smarter than everyone else

[@bobbobber4810]

At least he ASKS if he wants to know.

[@alvallac2171]

*ASKS

[@alexdev404]

1:26 LMAO I thought this was fact was fake until I actually searched it up 😭😭😭

[@cloudybrains]

I relate to this so much these days. In my gamer friends group I was always the guy who is "really good at games" and would help carry my friends. But recently we introduced a new guy in the group and he is an order of magnitude better than me lol (basically the highest possible rank in a bunch of FPS games), now I know how my friends feel getting carried by a teammate T_T

[@4RILDIGITAL]

The humorous take on smart gadgets in our daily lives is quite refreshing. The integration of mental health advocacy through BetterHelp is impressive too, hitting two birds with one stone.

[@liammckay2578]

Man had the perfect segway into the sponsor with two words and a tone change. Just had to make eye contact with the camera and say, "Not today." with the most serious tone. But god DAMN he nailed smart guy energy

[@alvallac2171]

*segue Segway = brand name for those things security guards, etc. used to ride.

[@hidicproductions4849]

I love the squeeking-sound of his shoes. 😂😂😂 It makes him so uncomfortably weird.

[@alvallac2171]

*squeaking sound

[@MrSchism]

That yell was a spot-on Gilbert Godfrey.

[@alvallac2171]

Gottfried.

[@greed94]

@@alvallac2171 Elden Lord Gilbert Godfrey

[@ShaspioBorderwolf]

If another Aladdin movie is made, you need to voice Iago.

[@Kev1nTheKev1n]

2:54 *“yes, that would actually be interesting to know. enlighten me.”*

[@jwalster9412]

"in about 15 minutes and 40 seconds when the carbon monoxide levels in this house reach highly toxic and unforgiving levels." *He's joking right* 15 minutes and 40 seconds later: ☠️

[@Quick15]

@@jwalster9412 If you're still there 15 minutes and 40 seconds later that just proves you're not the smartest in the room.

[@jwalster9412]

@@Quick15 yes

[@timmiller1]

It feels better after you accept it. In my twenties I thought I was the smartest person I knew. On the brink of 40, I now realize there has never been anyone stupider.

[@Lancelliot7]

“I changed your filter, also would you like to know the moment you die” that was a wildly quick transition 😂😂

[@rycarious]

2:01 having Gilbert Godfrey's ghost as your boss must be wild

[@alvallac2171]

*Gottfried's

[@helioxyy]

this was uploaded on my birthday and j couldnt love this video more

[@samtheutman]

Man really just rediscovered Sherlock Holmes 😂

[@BillyVotta]

Omg the boss on the phone voice sounded so much like Gilbert Godfrey! Thanks for keeping that voice's legacy alive! R.I.P.

[@alvallac2171]

*Gottfried

[@keromagdy4469]

"Salutations" 🤓

[@JackieWohlenhaus]

I can’t believe Gilbert Gotfried came back from the dead to play the boss. He’s a true pro.

[@alvallac2171]

*Gottfried

[@EwoX09]

“If left is the right path, is left right?”

[@thatrandomguy368]

That depends on if by "right" you are referring to the correct path then in that case, yes left is the right path. if you are referring to "right" as the direction then that is impossible

[@EwoX09]

@@thatrandomguy368what would turley say?

[@thatrandomguy368]

@EwoX09 i don't know i was just answering your conundrum in the way that i understood it i don't know how Turley would answer that exactly but here's my best impression: "That is entirely dependant on which definition you are using for the word "right". If you are using the definition similar to the word "correct" then the statement "left is right" is factually correct, but if you are using the definition of the direction right then that statement is a paradox and doesn't have a correct answer"

[@fizzdoodle9666]

when I heard the boss' voice I was hoping he'd say "look at me go!"

[@FunnyV3dGamer]

1:08 Sasquatch Redemption Awareness ?

[@carontorliak2760]

Not the better help ads 😭

[@bigyoshi5170]

You may have brains other Daniel but I have *WISDOM!*

[@shinyshinythings]

Daniel Daniel Daniel, not even your insanely entertaining sponsorship style will entice me to watch a betterhelp ad. 😂

[@Zweronz]

1:24 I swear that's from one of the tracks in 12 minutes

[@mellohi-o8x]

This is such a gifted mood

[@Chipperland4471]

2:44 incorrect, he would have said “were you not”

[@tmansdigistudios1675]

Question tags are contracted, *aren't* they?

[@Chipperland4471]

@@tmansdigistudios1675 ARE THEY NOT?

[@TheBeelzboss]

R.I.P. Gilbert

[@Chipperland4471]

This is giving the same vibes as pitch perfect daniel. “Ring ring, Daniel.”

[@megluvstheater]

Lmaooo that’s what I was thinking

[@kierasher1]

I love meeting people smarter than me. Growing up "that gifted smart kid" meant that a lot of work would get dumped on me because others couldn't do it right or on time. When I meet someone smarter than me, I think, "sweet. less work for me" because I am far more lazy than I am smart :)

[@3nertia]

All smart people are lazy. "Work smarter, not harder" 😃 It's rough though because if you're always the smartest person in the room then you sort of plateau as you can't get any smarter without being surrounded by smarter people lol "Everybody is a genius but if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid." - Albert Einstein

[@Destroyer_O]

"would you like to know the precise moment you die" hits hard

[@nielsvoorburg8108]

Turley was traveling with that ball

[@Basketball824VR]

Why is he so relatable?

[@hansdykstra3869]

Turley caught the invisbale basketball and then walked away with it committing a travel violation which means he did the wrong thing which means he was wrong

[@emmatan4840]

"yes... basketball"😂😂😂

[@brunasylmara3038]

1:24 his name is charlie, I don't know if it's a reference to "Flowers for Algernon" but if it is, it was brilliant

[@devengrafflin137]

Should of given him a paradox

[@alvallac2171]

*Should've (contraction of "SHOULD haVE") You mistake it for "of" because of how it's pronounced, but "of" isn't a verb. Similarly, it's could've, would've, may've, might've, and must've.

[@LionsShareYT]

Freaky. I’m at my in-laws’ house, and their house phone started ringing at the same instant that Daniel’s phone did. Turley is really NEVER wrong.

[@Astrocicada]

2:01 That sounds like Mister Mxyzptlk.😅😂🤣

[@saftheartist6137]

😂😂🤣🤣 Answering a question before it’s even asked is hilarious!

[@mystuff9999]

Uhm…talking about an apology couch while who*ing for the clusterduck that is BetterHelp must be next level trolling, right? Right?!

[@erinyes3943]

I hope I hope I hope I hope I hope I HOPE

[@randomtuner8786]

​@@erinyes3943I don't cause then hed be aware of how scummy betterhelp is which makes him way more of an ass for still taking their sponsorships

[@thyst7014]

@@randomtuner8786 he's in a contract

[@mystuff9999]

@@thyst7014 That excuse ran out of steam in 2022. The FTC charged them in early 2023 and that was years after the scandal regarding their handling of data and vetting their „professionals“ had been public knowledge. So, no, „he‘s in a contract“ is not a valid response 🙄

[@thyst7014]

@@mystuff9999 absolutely agree, i'm just saying that he can't stop right now. he's not just ignoring all the comments or anything. he should have researched more (if he even did any at all). however a lot of youtubers have done betterhelp sponsorships to the point where if you hadn't already seen the scandals, you would likely assume that they are clean. still, he definitely should have researched, as should anyone taking any sponsorships at all.

[@anthonyg6083]

I'd like to see more of this character. He has great insights

[@AnonymousNetizen-be6ww]

This is what happens when we give Chat-GPT arms, legs, and a face

[@Anathematise]

No, not really. lol I'd say it's more a parrot, but that's disrespectful to the bird... lol This would be more if GLaDOS got transferred to a human body. lol

[@Chamberlin-nr8oy]

Turley is Steven He's Timmy when he got out of M.I.T and made a time machine to see the future

[@Runningformylife1983]

The squeeking when he walks lol

[@alvallac2171]

*squeaking

[@HallowedError]

I want a whole show on this. Also why does Daniel have such a fantastic Gilbert Godfrey impression

[@alvallac2171]

*Gottfried

[@HallowedError]

@@alvallac2171 Gott damnit

[@NinaGreen-q5i]

"Hey, Turley!" ✨RiCHmOnd✨ "What's the capital of Virrgin- a-whuh What did you say?!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@Teletheus]

1:54 “You clearly work remote.” Would’ve been a great opportunity to call Turley out for incorrectly using an adjective instead of an adverb. 🤓 If you use “work” as a noun-e.g., “allowing remote work”-then “remote” is correct as the adjective form. But if you use “work” as a verb-e.g., “You clearly work”-then the adverb “remotely” should modify the verb “work.” (Not that I would normally bring it up. But this seemed like the right video for it!)

[@SeraphEChasted_3]

There is one thing you can ask him to make him either implode or question his own reality How many timelines does the Arrowverse have collectively

[@ked49]

How many episodes of legends are there? Times by 100(legends’s prequel episode, the arrow/flash crossover) Times by thrawne episodes+kedabra. Add in 17 for the shattered threads of flashpoint+savatar. And then, you also have 12 for the flash final, plus 4 for elseworlds. 2 for red death. 1,571, roughly. With 190 worlds. This is also factoring the books.

[@SeraphEChasted_3]

Roughly being the keyword this guy supposedly gives the full correct answer for everything although I do commend you on figuring that much out most people would just count the big changes and not ever single Legend's episode like they should

[@TheEternalPeanut]

looks you straight in the eye and says *yes*

[@NoahRoss-yn2hw]

1 the others were destroyed after the crisis

[@menosproblemos6993]

I was always right when I went to a therapist once. I knew what the troubles and causes where. Two sessions in she said "I can't help you". I was still depressed, so I meditated, wrote, found glowing paths in the bottoms of the chasms of understanding, so to speak. The therapist could've helped me by just empathizing with how I felt. Anyone could have. People can hurry so to just solve problems intellectually. We need time for our emotions too. Told this to my mother - Big improvement. That's why I like answering "I don't feel like it" when I say no, "I feel like doing that instead". People can't argue with how you feel X D

[@Lowglory]

"This video is sponsored by bette-" *clicks off*