When you play a kids game that makes you kill people

[@falloutforever1626]

“Hey there friends how’s it goin” the words that brighten my day

[@FrenchFries2]

@Rick Astley 🅥 I'm gonna give you up

[@arshavin23_]

it really does until someone in the replies shows up

[@donte0310]

@@gta6footage64 bro stfu do disrespectful

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@arshavin23_]

His reply was deleted good riddance

[@annoyou6295]

Kevin: As long as no dog gets harmed I'm happy Also Kevin: I want to make this dog an alcoholic

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid.

[@atmywhitson]

Lol

[@Apartment98]

"I found a kids game that makes you kill people" I won't question it, please proceed

[@crabdabo1825]

@Matty What

[@ethandylann]

😂😂

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@Apartment98]

@Matty SHUT UP, not true!

[@Memecious]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/faKkoqitlr2UfcU. ..

[@annoyou6295]

Kevin: Either way I get an ad! Welcome to the world of mobile gaming

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@Coresixth]

@@hagrid3348 halo

[@vurvo574]

The difference is that the ads are skippable, the ones that give rewards are unskippable.

[@AngieBaByxXxX]

Welcome to the world of people watching KZbin videos

[@Wurmss]

@@hagrid3348 very insightful Hagrid

[@MattMann-cr2nj]

A game that's literally just killing? This is perfect for Kevin, why didn't he do this earlier.

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@Memecious]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/faKkoqitlr2UfcU. ..

[@starlitee]

Sims

[@starlitee]

Sims 2

[@starlitee]

Sims 3

[@WillcraftAnimations]

12:17 I love that he chose not to say "Don't take that out of context" in favour of "Don't tell anyone I said that". It's a subtle difference, but it makes all the difference when you stop to think about it.

[@jasminbutyasmin4900]

This seems like a game Jim could be playing as a child... you know,to get prepared :D

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@Spencerinio5]

@@gmeeer9165 no no, hes always looked that way, right from birth. His mind however has aged, so when he'd think he's a kid, he'd have played it

[@Spencerinio5]

@@gmeeer9165 why are you taking mine and the other guys comments so seriously?

[@viv9449]

@@gmeeer9165 are you joking or...?

[@gigadude]

Before he moved his way up to animals

[@pratimagupta9619]

I’m imagining call me Kevin clips isolating the bit where he says ‘that’s not the first child I’ve killed’

[@renatagianotti]

@Joshua EdwinRoehl imagine self-promoting

[@ennuiphantom]

“A kid’s game that makes you kill people?” I mean to be honest, it’s this or Call of Duty.

[@transkatty8246]

lmao true

[@Hraefne]

ngl even call of duty would be a better influence than this game lmao

[@cinnamon4ada7]

Cod’s 18 plus tho

[@ennuiphantom]

@@cinnamon4ada7 The joke here is that many people under 18 still play CoD. Sorry, didn’t make that clear

[@synergous571]

and gta v

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

"I found a kids game that makes you kill people" It's a good game to give to children in Jim's basement so they learn about death and accept it early

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@auces7084]

@obviously no

[@reddieboi_1819]

Everywhere I go, I see your face

[@dalob112]

or teach them to be accomplices

[@quaza2001]

You're a wanted man Arthut Morgan

[@micinmsg796]

I like how Kevin still said "Sorry" everytime He made a shitty puns. Like at this point We all knew He's not sorry at all

[@WannaAstro]

the way you capitalized the word he it makes it seem like you're talking about jesus or something

[@FanaticsLV]

Kevin: feels like this game is geared towards kids Me: seems more like its geared towards people like you!

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@agathaschneida7882]

"Oh no! that was way more grizzly than I thought it would be!" *laughs happily*

[@Pandasu28]

"I found a kids game that let's you kill people" I see that Kevin is playing the Sims

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@certifiedtrash2298]

Let's make sure this KZbin thing works out for Kevin.

[@big_bad_raj]

Glad to see Kevin finally found a game that lets him cut out all that boring "story arc" and get right to the fun parts.

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid.

[@pigeontime751]

There once was a ship that put to sea The name of the ship was the Killy of Tea The winds blew up, her bow dipped down Blow, my bully boys, blow Soon may the Kevinman come To bring us murder and tears and blood One day, when the reaping is done We'll take their lives and go

[@PinoccThePiccolo]

This is impeccable.

[@MINECHEZ1]

Oh my gosh Kevin has returned!! I’ve been watching videos on this channel made by a total stranger for the past few days. It was terrifying. The guy looked like Kevin, sounded like Kevin and even had the same mannerisms as Kevin but he never said he was Kevin. Glad Kevin is back

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid.

[@ceilingfan3589]

Cute dogs

[@notnapoleon6455]

Ah yes, kevin finally nows the pain of mobile ads!

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@calvenmuswagon7445]

Yez

[@psyducktective]

I think he’s already experienced them in some of his other videos lol, that mom simulator comes to mind

[@humlegard-gaming]

"Hey there friends hows it going? My name is the Grim Rätteaper and today we are gonna harvest the souls of the innocent"

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

"I found a kids game that makes you kill people" And t his game was developed by Jim Pickens

[@ethandylann]

😂

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@DirtyGeorge]

@David Dоbrik 🅥 I like how your 'uploads' aren't even from David dobrik

[@DirtyGeorge]

@@gta6footage64 logan, call me kevin and jacksepticeye are different people

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

@@gmeeer9165 r/woooosh

[@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126]

When you've been watching Kevin for so long you say "hey there friend's my name is Kevin" at the same time as Kevin

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@KingNedya]

I mean, Ive been watching him for a decently long time and I don't do that.

[@Audiojack_]

Hey there Kevin, my name is Friends

[@jasmin12401]

@@hagrid3348 Hagrid you need to slow down buddy too much hagrid is dangerous

[@PaulonBridges]

I think that is called identity fraud...

[@ryukomatoi8145]

This reminds me of that old flash game where you have to set up different deaths I think one of them was in an office building

[@elliecheepers]

Are you talking about whack your boss? that game is so brutal lol

[@AxeTheViking]

Maybe the Bored.com Stockman games?

[@gracekim1998]

Oh yeah the skull kid game with chain saw😈

[@swagittarius5748]

I could watch Kevin just watch mobile Apps for 20 minutes straight and still be entertained and enjoy myself the whole time. Kevin is THAT KZbinr

[@roxygaming5968]

All jokes aside the fact that this game is targeted towards children and the App Store is just fine with it really shows how miserable we've become as a society EDIT: AND it rips off the Chomper design from Plants Vs. Zombies. The double standards for copyright in this country are absurd.

[@cypherusuh]

tbh PvZ people are really chill regarding copyright, as long as its not blatant game ripoff. I mean, they haven't sued Billie Eilish for using their sample without permission

[@MetalAccessories]

What’s this app called?

[@roxygaming5968]

@@cypherusuh It wasn't a sample and anyone repeating that needs to be slapped.

[@djangomarkov7948]

When i was a kid my favorite cartoon was about the grim reaper

[@roxygaming5968]

@@djangomarkov7948 Billy and Mandy, right? Loved that show too.

[@goose8739]

I think we've been together long enough to take things to the next stage Kevin... change the intro to "hey there best friends"

[@random_tristan]

My generation: what’s wrong with kids these days. Playing weird games with so much murder and death. Also my generation: Let’s play some happy wheels and listen to fnaf music.

[@israelmxc]

Tbh happy wheels is way more a game than this ad filled cheap af thing

[@Aa-df5vk]

“Imagine losing a fight to a punching bag.” Well I once knew a guy who lost a fight with a bean bag chair

[@exosproudmamabear558]

If the serum finishes the blood will rise through the tube but even all of the serum is full with blood(which is pretty difficult) you wont die.

[@FourthStar]

Yeah, at most it'll be like when donating blood, so you could pass out, but it's unlikely you'd die.

[@hobbitnerdsteamworks]

3:42 Kevin singing the Thomas the Tank Engine Theme song makes me very happy and brings me joy.

[@magdalenabarylska6163]

Actually, Kevin killed 51 people. There was that couple killed at bbq party.

[@HuseyinEgemenONSUER]

actually 52, there was a woman at disco

[@larakinney8332]

Day 49 of asking Kevin to play Disney Princess: Enchanted Journey for the Wii

[@mikkolaki24]

I like that game

[@donte0310]

@@gta6footage64 bro stfu

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@salmanotri]

pleaseee he needs to play this

[@jakecheong664]

Kevin also killed 50 people, coincidence?

[@pedrostormrage]

12:16 "I wanna kill 50 people" And here I thought all of Kevin's aspirations were related to grilled cheese

[@spiderFern]

"Imagine losing a fight to a boxing bag" Me: *guilty silence*

[@DaimyoD0]

8:15 I would love a full length Kevin cover of Wellerman, or for that matter, any sea shanty.

[@hotscottrulz]

When I was younger, I played this “game” on my phone called “Beat The Boss”. Basically it was a sandbox where you unlocked different weapons that you could use to attack “the boss” - pretty much just two circles, the lower of which vaguely looked like a suit. It was not a good game, but it was *so* *fun* .

[@gamesec3490]

6:15 Thanks for mentioning "in video games"

[@thevagabond3181]

1:19 A concrete reason why 'this youtube thing' should never fail

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid..

[@humangarbagebin4183]

"i'm still in everyone's good graces, even though I killed 14 people." -call me kevin, 2021

[@seknor5470]

Kevin, three words for you. Amazing Cultivation Simulator. That game could be even more evil than RimWorld. And you literally manage a cult. And your people die from heart attacks at night if you leave them in bad rooms. What's not to love?

[@amberclopedia]

5:04 kevin fears the youtube commenters

[@Carla-wk3mz]

Kevin turns a kids game in a really weird dark game, again? Nevermind this was cursed from the beginning and I only watched like less then 1 minute of this

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@callmeturg]

Day 128 of thanking kevin for getting me through quarantine/everyday life

[@nickefstathiou1022]

Turg.

[@callmeturg]

@@nickefstathiou1022 nick.

[@Carla-wk3mz]

Hi turg, how are you doing??

[@erikakerman5618]

@@callmeturg Turg.

[@callmeturg]

@@Carla-wk3mz i'm okay, how are you?

[@docette2015]

The real horror of this game is all the ads. . .I mean, horrible painful deaths are just a part of life on this channel. Though I'm pretty sure I originally saw Gray play this -- I'm not sure he got this far, though, so kudos Kevo!

[@annoyou6295]

Ah yes My favorite philosopher John Elton

[@nintendoswitchbrit4201]

It's not murder if you cause a little accident we prefer to call it mortal middle management

[@SpottedWithin]

Kevin: "You wouldn't turn me in would you?...Cause I'd come for you." Me: How could you think I'd ever partake in such a betrayal!

[@managainsttime-g7v]

Gotta get them going at an early age.

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@anirbanhasan8988]

@@hagrid3348 Oliver speaking

[@hagrid3348]

@@anirbanhasan8988 oh hi Oliver wood how are you

[@anirbanhasan8988]

@@hagrid3348 As fucked up as always

[@peppernwarming6226]

Day 769 of asking Kevin to play Legoland. The game is a rollercoaster tycoon but Lego. It was published in the year 2000

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid..

[@6chickenstrips95]

3:50 Welcome to the world, Heavy Mteal Kevin! Master of decadence!

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid..

[@Maria-gc7fh]

"I found a kids game that makes you kill people" That game would have been perfect for young Jim

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@thelegioncollective]

Never steal from a dragon, or go into their home. He deserved that.

[@anton0425]

No dog was harmed during the making of this video -KZbin: KZbin approved

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid.

[@anton0425]

@@hagrid3348

[@hagrid3348]

@@anton0425 subscribe to hagrid

[@atmywhitson]

0:51 Sounds like a polite police siren or it's low on batteries XD

[@spazity1105]

Day 94 of telling Kevin he's loved and appreciated

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid.

[@insertscreativeusername5739]

Hagrid.

[@Swissswoosher]

Poor Kevin. I played this game and after every level there’s an add.

[@chloeavery7437]

Yeah me too the ads suck

[@fgaitanm]

"I have a new one for you today... and it's about killing people" - Call Me Kevin 2021

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@davidg6351]

unpredictibility and murder, the perfect kids game

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid .

[@Me-tw4bs]

"I don't really understand why" That's exactly what we kept asking when u kept killing. But we went with it lol

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@TheSuicidalCake]

the ad at 2:37 was for kick the buddy which is a CLASSIC

[@TheHallow31]

This just makes me want a AAA game that lets you play as the Grim Reaper and you go after various targets. I'm thinking something similar to Hitman.

[@deluxedistrait]

The kid at 6:10 almost looks like a young Kevin

[@ESCEra13]

Day 390 of asking Kevin to play the Kim Kardashian mobile game

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid.

[@Ethonra]

2:05-2:09 made me laugh. Something about the way Kevin said it. Imagine being in the room while this happens. Kevin is coaching the guy on how to save himself but the guy fails.

[@anton0425]

Imagine the nightmares that kids get from this game

[@gta6footage64]

JACKSEPTICEYE'S DAD IS BURNING IN HELL LMFAOO! 😂😂🤣

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

Kevin needs to play Star Wars Battlefront 2 just so he can download and play the Vin Diesel mod.

[@santiagoaltieri6892]

Day 55 of asking Kevin to say "Hey there, Feckers" instead of friends

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid..

[@cesaraguirre8191]

Kevin’s wearing a yellow shirt so 6:08 looks like Kevin

[@paintedpig3021]

1:43 so murderers have similar taste in art

[@cakeplays9192]

been watching every day since 2019! love your content friend

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid..

[@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126]

Kevin: if I did murder would you turn me in Everyone: Kevin all your murder witnesses are lock in your basement what do you think?

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid..

[@cobracommander6420]

8:15 the anchor coming out of nowhere is hilarious 😂😅

[@jae8306]

plants vs zombies linked 9:26

[@annoyou6295]

Kevin kills with hook: Also Kevin: Look ma I caught a big one

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@annoyou6295]

@@hagrid3348 agreed

[@hagrid3348]

@@annoyou6295 subscribe to hagrid

[@anton0425]

No headset slap as a intro it's like marmalade without the cheese

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

"hey there friends, how's it going" my favorite intro, especially coming from him

[@FrenchFries2]

I bet children would love to do this though

[@Nem1606]

Hearing Kev say "N Haytch Chel" really threw me for a loop

[@eylulkalfa]

I love how he is feeling pure joy after brutally murdering them

[@TheNickjhaight]

God damn it I love Kevin's content so much. This video was great but the conclusion of his deadpan directly to the camera - nay, to the audience (us) of "I'll come for you next" was priceless.

[@poppytoad911]

0:06 Whats the age rating?

[@DanDCool]

6:47 "Oh my god!!1 it's Rick-Morty man!!" 1 intended

[@UnwiseWords]

KZbin: Yep, this looks like Happy Wheels to me!

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid.. .

[@Fallout2pc]

I'm glad today was my day off work. We had to put my dog down today, and this helps alot.

[@human.person.1068]

Day 46 of asking Kevin to play more tabs

[@TheTTopaz]

This actually reminds me of a web game I used to play back in middle/highschool called "Kill your Boss" or something like that. Legit just clicking things around the screen to find all the ways to kill your boss.

[@MattMann-cr2nj]

Day 52 of asking Call me Kevin to play Zoombinis mountain rescue

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@grimreaper8575]

Kevin, I couldn't possibly turn you in since I was there for each kill as well. I appreciate all the new clothes and weapons as well.

[@strogonoffcore]

13:13 I'm scared

[@aurorasilverthorn3386]

There once was a ship that put to sea and the killing in the sea was done by me, their souls flew high their heads dipped down we cant keep kevin in row, soon callmekevin may come to bring us all great chaos and fun

[@tallish9417]

Kevin is our child 😂

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@Gingagedon]

8:15 that parody was just straight beautiful.

[@half_los3r_half_god]

Day 56 of telling Kevin that my friend said and I quote "Kevin is boring and he probably smells like cheese, but like not in a bad way ya know" and after some further thought I think Kevin would smell like cheese. (I asked her and she said Swiss cheese)

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@Kidup-0]

Note to self don't make him go down on KZbin or else he will go on a killing spree

[@AndGoatz04]

Dark and seemingly innocent? Hmm, lets see... _[clears throat]_ Happy wheels, Bugsnax, turnip boy commits tax evasion, *YUME NIKKI* , guts and glory, any stickman game, Undertale, One Shot, oh, and let's not forget: *_DOKI DOKI LITERATURE CLUB_*

[@NixieMelody]

Killing people is Kevin's best skill, this should be a breeze

[@jags29]

The "i'm sorry" after he said that's a scythe to behold got me for some reason and I have no idea why

[@LaurenTheorist]

There are a lot of really violent kids games. I would be babysitting and so surprised sometimes.

[@jknMEMES]

They literally die from such random stuff. Reminds me of Happy Tree Friends

[@DemonBoy524]

This is barely a game I can't believe you made a whole video out of this, you're an inspiration.