When You Realize A Job Isn’t For You Right In The Middle of Training 😂

When You Realize A Job Isn’t For You Right In The Middle of Training 😂
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[@Xanderboof]

Don’t forget to like the video y’all. It’s the best way to get ya boy plugged into the algorithm. He’s so close too

[@killakay]

@@Xanderboof thanks my brother

[@MsWillita8]

This happend to me once. I was hired to work hotel clerk, and my first day they had me in the laundry room folding clothes with no heat😬.....that was my last day🤣🤣

[@debbiebarrow7557]

@@killakay Keep going 💪 discovered your channel yesterday 😊🤣🤣🤎🖤🙏🇬🇧

[@killakay]

@@debbiebarrow7557 thank you 🤟🏽

[@jradjj2988]

Love the part where it says “it didn’t say none of this on indeed” employers do just straight up lie

[@ledfloyd9035]

That's why I don't feel bad at all embellishing my resume. So long as you don't lie about something that could come back to bite you in the ass screw them.

[@stevenmonsanto5324]

@@ledfloyd9035 You got any examples of what to lie and what not to lie about?

[@ledfloyd9035]

@@stevenmonsanto5324 well don't lie about a skill you don't actually have. For instance, don't say you know how to operate heavy machinery when you actually dont have any experience or knowledge on the subject. Another example would be something like saying you're proficient in excel when you've never opened an excel worksheet in your life. You should be able to use you judgment to consider situations like these when handing in a resume/application. Now what you can "embellish" are things like the amount of time you've spent at a previous job. Say you worked at a factory for 8 months, on your resume put a year, so long as it doesn't conflict with other work history. Don't leave gaps in your work history is what I'm getting at. Most employers will ask you why you weren't working for 3 months after you quit a previous job. You can also make you job title sound much fancier than what it was. For instance, you weren't a cashier you were a "customer service representative". When filling out your references, never use friends and family (so they say) but how is a potential employer going to know your main reference was actually your best friend and not your previous manager? So long as you tell him to expect a call from said employer and give you a glowing recommendation. Employers cannot ask previous employers if you were fired and why. That's against the law in the United States and if they do you can sue them. Just be creative with it. As I said earlier employers lie to their employees all the time, you don't need to feel bad about making your resume more appealing.

[@blackice214]

@@ledfloyd9035 maaan I lied and said i had experience in oracle database and knew SQL..i didint know Jack out of college i learned it on KZbin once i got the job..4 years later I’m making 150k as a Bi Dev 🤣😂

[@jayh9380]

@@blackice214 LMFAO wow

[@RayThomasFilms]

30min lunch, there's a grocery store about 3 blocks over you can walk to and grab lunch but make sure you get back in time to not be able to eat that lunch. *Edit* Coming back to this comment, I'm happy to let you guys know, that your boy now gets TWO - ONE HOUR lunches a day... but I don't got shit to do at work so I don't even be taking those lunches sometimes. Work world is still fucked up.

[@sammmmysorookaaa1413]

I get a 10 min and a 20 min at my factory. Try getting to the break room and eating breakfast in 10 minutes, feel like a stray dog with his first meal in days.

[@father5946]

@@sammmmysorookaaa1413 Been there done that. Except it was a ten hour day nonstop factory work with two 10 min breaks and one 15 min. On that of that, there was always mandatory OT too. We'd be working mon through Sat most weeks for a $15 an hour pay. Those Fken bastards. Leave that shithole.

[@kenyasims1428]

Basically.

[@jaysaiuniverse8628]

@@sammmmysorookaaa1413 School lunch I used to have to eat it fast like that

[@strykervenom1]

Bruh we got 30 minutes but because everyone is crowded in there and using the microwaves, it took you 20 minutes to get your lunch heated and can barely finish it because they want you back 5 minutes before those 10 minutes are up.

[@Xanderboof]

Pay attention to the turn over rate. If there’s only a couple dudes that’s been there longer than a year.. *It’s a TRAP*

[@VitoTorpedo.]

I've actually left jobs because of the opposite. When everyone has been there for 10+ years the chances of me getting the promotion over them are slim to none.

[@Xanderboof]

@@VitoTorpedo. I’d say that’s a good reminder that there can be to much of a good thing lol. But yeah you definitely want some sort of career path too.

[@elijahlee109]

Exactly

[@aziaprince797]

Hahahaha. That's funny. Lol

[@mmmuuuuuuuuiiiiiiiiirrrrr]

Right now, a small business might have ALL new employees. At my work, we only have 5employees, right now, and 3 of them are new.

[@itsbenjimyguys3608]

"Does anyone have forklift experience?" "Yeah I have my license." "Can I see it?" "I didn't bring it with me since the job didn't mention anything about forklifts." "Okay so you don't have experience." Immediately walked out of there with three others

[@Raulc713]

Fuck them with the disrespect . Glad u did that bro

[@isaiahsmith6016]

Well, that's just dumb. He could've said, "just bring it the next time you come into work."

[@rico9163]

"and now you don't have an employee"

[@neoqueto]

"I have my license" sort of vaguely implies that you have it with you but I totally understand your stance I'd do the same

[@dickJohnsonpeter]

What license? The only thing you get is maybe a piece of paper that the company gives you after watching a video and driving around some cones and stacking a few empty pallets. But usually there's no license involved with driving a forklift.

[@boejiden5729]

When they say "come talk to me personally if you gonna take days off" you know that's the worse cuz they gonna do everything in their power to make you stay

[@Xanderboof]

“No one else asked for that day off?!” Not my problem 🤷‍♂️

[@larryjake7783]

@@Xanderboof or they'll say, somebody already called out in advance so you'll have to wait, meanwhile no one got vacation either

[@king-ghost1027]

Then ask u a million questions as to why you wanna take off, Boss that's none of your business lol

[@w900kw2]

If i ask for a day off and dont get it ill still take it lol

[@guy3480]

That happens at every job. Just gonna have to learn to say "welp sorry im takin my vacation good luck with all that"

[@candiigurl7893]

I was waiting for him to say "we're a family". Lol

[@DirectorEvN]

At store #1911!!!

[@ernestogastelum9123]

That only works on retail stores and markets.

[@sharifeady6834]

They always say that 😂

[@jerkin12321]

I swear💀

[@grandpahouse]

That's they favorite line smh I be like “yea family that be freaking each other”

[@TeenAlchemy]

Managers be like “if Jesus come back, tell him you cannot go. You have to work. You can ascend when the job is finished, ok?”

[@johnosasi4710]

😂😂

[@Inveric]

Love this comment lmao

[@ytjhhh]

Holy shit 🤣🤣🤣

[@tk-9751]

🤣🤣🤣🤣I've never laughed this hard b4

[@ab.6031]

😂😂😂

[@jlnmswaq99]

This is like when I realized the navy wasn’t for me in the middle of the pacific ocean

[@max7209]

Genuinely curious. What made you go into the navy. What was your job, and what made you leave? Thank you for your service by the way.

[@ugabuga8780]

@@max7209 stop thanking every military member for their service lol she could have been a fucking chef for all you know lol

[@max7209]

@@ugabuga8780 fuck off mate. They had more nuts than you.

[@lawdpleasehelpmeno]

Top comment by far lmao

[@laptv2144]

@@ugabuga8780 why does it matter? It’s still a respectful thing to do rather than assuming they did nothing

[@idklol4197]

"this job is not that hard" killed me. 12 hour shifts in 90 degree weather. thank god i dont works jobs like that anymore

[@killakay]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@status7505]

12 hr shifts sound crazy

[@idklol4197]

@@status7505 the longest i ever did was 16 and a half hours. never again

[@masondykstra9464]

@@idklol4197 my longest was about the same I have had to do it twice tho lmao

[@larryjake7783]

@@idklol4197 man do 5, 15hr shifts back to back...you will be Beetlejuice

[@lasaviorroberts7934]

I feel like this actually happened to him tho lol

[@lossestolessons]

Happened to me at a warehouse job 💀 12 hr shifts with a 45 min lunch an no breaks

[@xxtooshiestyxx8756]

Shit feel like it happened to everybody lol

[@lucianogatica9510]

Yup

[@BluuDemon]

Amazon

[@iamj3768]

@Scotty secretly loves Chryslers ?

[@MrQuadrick]

Make one when the old employee treats the new guy like he’s supposed to know the job already after the first day

[@UrbanNoizeMusic]

This is would be hilarious LOOOOL

[@rdg760jr2]

Dude that happened to me when I Used to work at a Aerospace job, an old Filipino head was getting real mad that I didn't know what to do in my first day 🤦‍♂️

[@NursingHubPro]

😂😂😂

[@FecalMatador]

As someone who went into a forklift job with 0 experience,, this sums it up. (To be fair I told them I had no experience but they had a bunch of people taking covid leave and they just needed bodies in the building)

[@crazychris1100]

whats annoying is them grinding your ass for making a mistake and your just like my bad because of how they are saying it and they are just like oh im not fussin at ya, i dont expect you to know this. but then tell me im doing something wrong and not say how im doing it wrong and expect a response from me, there is no winning but to be fair the people im talking about are big karens, and they just look for any excuse to be excessively upset. like dont manage people if you cant deal with people. was like arguing with a child and if you got her in a slip where she contradicts herself or just make her look retarded she would start crying and go sulk in her office, then come back 30 min later trying to contribute again to the same debate or argument trying to find a way to wright me up. the owner knew how she was and kept saying he was trying to replace her. never did. she once told an elderly woman in wheelchair who was a customer, that she must be lucky to get to sit all day. the family had the same response as me just jaw dropping, they just kinda looked at her and was like ok. and didnt say another word. i almost got her ass fired for how she was acting one day when her front of house employees were just not to be found and we were packed, ,mostly what they do is take orders, but she was absolutely losing her shit, like an alcoholic, karen screamm, like even the customers were telling her to calm down. i dont hate were but goddamn i cannot stand the way she acts.

[@freshkobarplug7317]

Got my homeboy a job through a temp agency… he walked out when they began handing out back braces 😬 🤣😂

[@MarquishaFreeman6043]

Wow😂😂

[@thelegacyofgaming2928]

Bro wtf? Why would anyone stay knowing their health is fucked???

[@Squintis]

That sounds messed up but honestly all the warehouse crap I did, I wish they gave me a back brace. My back still hurts.

[@genocyber4842]

At least they cared enough to give you a back brace lol many places tell you to go buy your own. But back braces do more harm than good. If you practice good lifting techniques, you won’t need one. Off topic but just what I think

[@Squintis]

@@genocyber4842 sadly, sometimes you don’t have the luxury of time working in warehouses. They only put stuff up for legal reasons, but if you’re being careful to not hurt yourself and not rushing like an animal, the manger gets upset and you’re threatened to let go. When you’re leaning over or throwing boxes above you, a belt would definitely be useful. But then you couldn’t move as fast. Just like no one tells you you can’t use the step ladder, but since there aren’t that many and it slows you down moving it, they discourage it. Now I think they don’t even use the stair things, it’s just a box you stand on.

[@Keitholor]

I’ve noticed that when they say “this job ain’t hard” it’s their way of getting out of training you properly. Also makes you feel extremely stupid when you have to ask a million questions.

[@Zachcradd1027]

Sometimes jobs really aren't that hard. I don't think you need much training to push carts or flip signs.

[@Keitholor]

@@Zachcradd1027 I agree but at the same time if you’ve never done anything in that same area you’ll have a lot of questions, and the one guy who’s been there for 20 years who breaths that stuff will act like it’s easy and not understand why you are not getting it. Even though he forgot what it was like to learn this stuff long ago… Sorry, personal rant here. Anyone hiring?

[@Zachcradd1027]

@@Keitholor yeah everyone lol

[@TheGrrf]

@@Keitholor as a younger guy thank you so much for this statement, it really is confusing at first

[@Keitholor]

@@TheGrrf some people for some jobs have little patience because they’ve seen so many people come and go that they just don’t want to put the effort in anymore for people to just leave them. If I can force advice on you or anyone. Learn the terminology first, anytime anyone says a word you don’t quite understand clarify. Clarify multiple times, don’t worry about looking stupid. People just want someone to show up and work hard. You can redeem your intelligence later.

[@nipz8053]

Had a group interview where the lady said, 'If you're here for a paycheck...you can just leave.' LOL, the look on everybody's face when I got up and nope'd the hell out of there. Priceless

[@CannedCam]

Red flag !! 🚩

[@Musical-Wolf-Melody]

lol would have done the same

[@marcusmoore3279]

Wtf you working for if not the check?

[@FatbellyJuice]

lol that’s code for we only want people that’s gonna take maximum shit for minimum pay

[@chanagurl215]

@@FatbellyJuice preach 👏🏾 seen it happen way too many times

[@Jordan-ki6ow]

What I fucking love the most is when a job says to put in time off a month in advance, you put your time off a month in advance then find out you got scheduled for that day because you put your time off request too early so they forgot you wanted that day off. That shit is fucking mint.

[@PromisseMe]

Oh hell no. RTO for me means “I’m not showing up that day so here’s a heads up” I wouldn’t of went and if they called I would’ve said “I let y’all know”. Cuz them “forgetting” sounds like a them problem 💀

[@lerxtlifeson4232]

@@PromisseMe You fucking nailed it. Like, Do you even realize that I have a whole life outside of this place? I'm happy to work and do a good job during the agreed upon hours all the other days of the year but don't pretend that I can't go do the shit I'm interested in. God forbid I'm a human being and get sick or something.

[@ghost245353]

this happened to a friend of mine except she didn't request it too early. Her managers straight up forgot.

[@prodby2j]

Wait, there's actually jobs where you gotta give a heads up a month in advance to request time off? lol damn, I thought it was 24-48 hour notice for all jobs.

[@hyperx72]

Bruh I legit scheduled a dentist appointment a month in advanced and I still got that day. Wound up having to trade a shift just so I wouldn't call out.

[@deenanthekemoni5567]

I actually had a cooking job once and the owner gave the new kitchen crew a 'pep talk' at the beginning of our shift, and he started by saying "we work holidays here. No we don't pay extra. No we don't do bonuses.." I literally took my shirt off and left right there. Too many scumbag greedy business owners out there.

[@if7723]

Fuck, that's the SELL for it? What were the cons, we piss in your open wounds?

[@nhall1270]

I worked for a kitchen where the assistant manger told me, we work throw our breaks to make sure our work gets done here. After he said were a family here.

[@papi6518]

Places like that act like it’s a privilege for you to work there 😂

[@ogre3105]

good decision

[@MajinMist603]

@@nhall1270 We are a family here BUT we do not pay your bills , taxes , gas , Insurance or have a house for you . . . .LOL some family gtfo with that bs .

[@DKnightOdin]

You know this shit too real when it start giving you anxiety just listening to the skit. XD

[@Eternity4ME]

Yes!

[@GTRRSS]

Bro fr

[@juuglord8509]

Yeah damn! I had a situation like this that I couldn’t even get out of because I was in desperate need at the time.

[@LostBoy606]

For real

[@jackiechanadventures2509]

This skit wasn't even exaggerated I've had this type of experience twice I just quit in the first week some of these employers are tripping expecting us to commit our lives to some shit that can't even make us a living

[@user-jc3ou4qv6g]

if youre good at your job, you get to do everyone elses job for the same wage but 3x the work

[@darksuntoggafhd9947]

Learned that the hard way. Crazy how you can be so good at one particular thing then next thing you know, you're cleaning bathrooms now too.

[@ApollyonZKX]

That's why I never do my 100 percent at work. I do maybe a 60 to 70 percent. Need to temper their expectations.

[@jonseon5952]

And they still have the nerve to tell you you're too slow or some shit

[@HisDudeness1986]

Ain’t that the truth.

[@Modzorz]

And then they'll have the gaul to tell you at review time that you "take on too much responsibility," but continue to expect that shit from you anyway.

[@williamdean9603]

Nothing worse than a job that you worry about 24/7 even when you're at home a super miserable feeling 😔

[@minicc26]

Yea I hate that, glad my current job dont do that to me

[@honeyandlavender_]

Yet THEY don’t worry about you

[@BladeKi11a]

Nah I can top that. One time I was asleep at my home. I LITERALLY HAD A DREAM THAT I WORKED A FULL 8 HOUR DAY only for my alarm to go off to WAKE MY ASS UP FOR WORK. You bet your ass I was tired after working an 8 hour shift in my DREAMS and an 8 hour shift IRL.

[@oxygenlung]

FACTs

[@kpelmao8754]

@@BladeKi11a Kek wtf

[@ladygirl99]

30-minute lunch for a 12 hour day, 90 degrees and work on holidays that job is miserable 😆😆😆

[@samuelelliott8453]

With those kind of requirements, the paycheck better be worth it...altho I guess that means you only have to work 3-4 days a week if you're working 40 hrs?

[@certifiedfnhater4038]

I do that daily. I fucking hate it.

[@plaguedoctor917]

Miserable and breaking the law. One hour break for every 6 hours worked, and at minimum a 10 minute break for every 2 hours

[@BladeKi11a]

12 hour day in 90 degree weather.... *LAUGHS IN ALL SOUTHERN STATES.*

[@lucasduque8289]

Sounds like when I worked in a restaurant, except it was hotter and 16 hours instead

[@michaelfatner9424]

“Mike, Chris, Kyle, Bryson, Leon, Anthony” most realistic coworker names ever

[@chinemeremudoh3732]

Worrrd!😂😂😂

[@pokecaplos45]

😂

[@yomotha974]

Not kyle

[@skuggikuwa8989]

Lol I always give my coworkers a fake name when I work. People calling me George and shit.

[@20yearsago88]

...Not where I'm from

[@mattdogsss]

I swear to god I did this when I applied to Walmart 😂. I was suppose to be working in the back unloading trucks from 2-10 everyday except Tuesday and Thursday . After orientation we took a tour of the store and I looked at the faces of the people already back there and was like hell nah in head 😂😂 First day of work I clocked In worked like 4 hours, took a lunch , and never came back lol . That Hr lady was mad af when I came back to pick up my lil shitty 40 dollar check two weeks later 😂😂😂

[@glamglam8347]

LMAO lil shitty 40 dollar check aoidnqpoaeugnvpiaudbsvpiausbd

[@GTRRSS]

Walmart is mad easy tho

[@trustmind3op]

Aha yeah cap 2 is a lot of work especially the ppl who unload the trucks fuck that.

[@PiLLO360]

Walmart pays $18+ where I live…

[@sanchezs7614]

I didn't pick mine up and made them mail it to me

[@TheHerrMan]

"I'm not coming back" that's always the golden moment of freedom right there

[@toobigtoobathe9087]

Until you realize you have to go job hunting again just to do the same thing

[@Cynsham]

You feel like jesus himself for about 20 or 30 minutes until it sinks in you just have to go back on indeed or whatever and start looking for another shitty entry level position

[@cristhianramirez6939]

I am coming back but to get my paycheck, i don't work for free

[@johnmccoy143]

Ok, have fun with no money then

[@TheHerrMan]

@@johnmccoy143 you are still clueless on the great resignation. Workers aren't as helpless as you need them to be

[@mayssm]

"It ain't hard. Just stand here 12 hours and hold this sign." Let me tell you...if you've never had a job just standing in one place for hours and hours and hours...it sounds easy, but it's really a damn form of torture. Humans just are not built to stand in one spot without moving around or sitting down or something. Your whole body is going to hurt after that, and you probably aren't going to be sleeping very well for a week or two because your legs are going to be swollen and your feet are going to throb and hurt like crazy. It's also mentally draining because there is no mental stimulation whatsoever.

[@paolaanimator]

I feel you... I got a retail job during the pandemic, I have to stay in the same spot and count people, that's it. It's easy but it is physically and mentally draining. I'm glad I'm studying in college, I hope the next job will feel more mentally satisfying.

[@caseydub7546]

Try digging holes for 13 hours straight… and I was coming off oxies… a week straight of that. I have no idea how I lived… only cuz I was 6 hours from home in the middle of no where. Oh yeah then they didn’t pay me the overtime

[@jabroni359]

This! I be trying to tell people that those type of jobs are the hardest jobs, and they be like “all they doing is standing there that’s super easy, I need a job like that.” They have no ideal how mentally exhausting those jobs are. I remember having a job like that. I ain’t last long 😂. That shit was soooooo boring. I remember once thinking i had been working at least an hour….looked up not even 10 minutes had passed 😭. Gotta respect the people that can do those jobs standing in one spot doing the same task over and over and over and over again for hours, days, months, and years on end. My body and mind couldn’t handle it.

[@bee-yq3wb]

I worked at an Amazon warehouse and just stood in the same spot for 10 hours straight 4 days a week. It literally was torture, the pain was unbearable. I lasted 3 weeks before I just drove away during my lunch break and never came back lol

[@altoassassin]

@@bee-yq3wb thats why I had to beg them to put me on the dock. At least I can actually walk around and do stuff besides scanning for 10 hours. I can't be on the line for more than an hour without zoning out

[@shonyeezy5672]

Crazy part is the trainer knows you not bout to stay either

[@NursingHubPro]

😂😂😂

[@rzwitdauncut]

exactly. you can tell by how they explain the rules and what to do. if they hired 10 new people its gonna be more than half of them he will not see next week😂😂🤣 lets be real. if in orientation they told us everything wrong with the job they would close the business down🤣🤣😂

[@soulblack621]

Facts... They can see it in your body language, and you can see they know in their eyes.. sometimes you even smile at each other..like yeah we both know there will be no tomorrow.🤣

[@rzwitdauncut]

@@soulblack621 mess around and run into someone you rocked with back in highschool. you get they instagram and bounce from that job

[@Joelcebada]

training is normally wayyyy harder than the actual job 😅😂

[@christophershanklin112]

😂😂😂nah fr

[@randomguy5698]

How

[@bezka91]

Facts

[@RebornKingz]

@@randomguy5698 Because in most cases you not actually gonna do half the shit you trained to do. Especially not the right way. I can tell you this as someone whose worked at a airport. The training shit don’t kick in until you under surveillance by someone important coming to check in on the company.

[@jobo1227]

💯💯😂😂

[@JCJeffrey]

Bruh, that moment when you make your mind up, that feeling is the absolute best! 🔥🔥🔥

[@treylovesyahweh8581]

It sure is. It's like you came to terms with it and can plan out a different job search

[@AntonioDavisJr]

Big Facts.

[@younggoose7315]

@@AC-kl2gf u a quitter

[@MrRizon83]

That’s that straight fire 🔥 son!!

[@MrRizon83]

@@younggoose7315 what are you? A rent boy? Get off the “D” son!!

[@northernjersey2479]

“This what we need from you, buddy…” That shit never, ever ends well.

[@artbyDrew]

Shout out to everybody that ever quit a job on the first day. It was a steel mill for me.

[@drfate9110]

I lasted 3 days on a candy factory. It was 12 hr shifts. Supervisor was too bad. Work was boring and repititive. I was looking like zombie in 3 days

[@i_treasure_u_forever3523]

I lasted 4 hours. It was a broken down hotel where nothing worked.

[@RagingGingivitis]

Never came back after my first day at a concrete gig. First thing they said to me when I showed up was "so when are you quitting?" No training, no one willing to answer my questions, laborious work in 100+ degrees Arizona heat for 12 hours at 18/hr with an 80 minute commute... yeah, fuck that shit. Blocked their numbers and never looked back.

[@Illtisfan123]

Quit on the first day at a shoe factory they gave me like 9dollars/hour

[@Kymewc]

I thought I was the only one who did that lol

[@1Charioteer]

I felt his pain with the confusion about shift start time. That wouldn't be the job for me either. They want too much. 😂

[@devora4809]

@araparseghian2 i've said this so many times

[@merkzdropzoppz]

Work 11-7 shifts wanted me to work 6-3 can’t wake up dat early need my sleep lmao

[@sirbilliam3455]

My last job everything said I would be working 8-4:30, come to find out that it was actually 6-2:30. I dealt with it since I desperately needed a job, until they laid me off just this past Wednesday, the 15th. I hated that job, I wasn't doing what I trained 9 months for, and I was treated like their bitch for not even 3 months.

[@Ionlycomentwhileimontheshitter]

@@sirbilliam3455 don’t worry we’ve all been there. I just quit because I was working 12 hour shifts at night (5pm to 6:30am) for more than a month straight. They kept bitching whenever I showed up a little late( I have 2 kids it’s hard) so I called in one day, showed up on Monday the 13th and got called into HR and got a write up, so I looked for another job and when I got called yesterday I walked the fuck out of this last place.

[@fireskills5612]

His accent for bosses, coaches and teachers is the best Who else agree?

[@ux1-15]

Coach Baker too.

[@dogestep64]

Faxxx

[@fireskills5612]

@@ux1-15 ye lmao

[@royalmcmorris1211]

Yea boy a genius 600 pound skit had me crying

[@fireskills5612]

@@royalmcmorris1211 this man is too good bro

[@JLil]

I quit a job at break one time. I had gotten into an argument with a coworker after misusing some equipment and the supervisor called me into his office and was SCREAMING in my face. That was it! The looks on the peoples’ faces at the smoking table when I peeled out of the parking lot were priceless.

[@tristanmoller9498]

That is so unprofessional. That he had the nerve… unbelievable

[@iGigaCow]

If you were the one misusing equipment, then you’re a whiny bitch. If it was the coworker then yeah you did the right thing.

[@harryy7918]

I was new on a job working with a Coworker and it went smooth. After break they moved him now I had to do both jobs at the same time and it was just impossible everything was falling over. I told the line leader i need one extra person to help and she screamed at me NO YOU NEED 10 PEOPLE TO WORK WITH YOU! I just left straight after that.

[@SSGeorgie]

How did you see their face if you were peeling out of the parking lot?

[@DamnAdriane]

@@SSGeorgie its called a review mirror. Also she / he could have pealed out driving past them from her spot in the lot. You dont look at whats on the side or back of your vehicle when driving?

[@synetrajones]

Lmao! “Looked on indeed and the shift didn’t say that. It was like 10 to 10.” That’s how they get you!

[@911Lyfe]

10 to 10 is worse tho, to me at least. At least you can still do stuff at 6pm.

[@wyntersteele1a]

Still 12 hours

[@rampartj1843]

@@911Lyfe 12 hours is shit no matter what

[@911Lyfe]

@@rampartj1843 Well yeah, hardly the point here but yeah.

[@t436]

@@911Lyfe Depends, 10 Pm to 10 am leaves you just enough time to day drink at that one bar that opens at lunch time.

[@MzaAndy]

The only thing missing is saying mandatory OT and rotating weekends

[@jarmonjohnson]

Fedex pulled this shit with me, except it wasn't advertised at all in the job posting. My first day I see signs everywhere saying that 14 hour shifts are mandatory. Suffice to say I worked my 12s and went home.

[@FunKaYxxD1sCO]

@@jarmonjohnson it’s usually the managers making fake rules.

[@MzaAndy]

@@jarmonjohnson lol 8 years of experience at FedEx, that's exactly what I was referencing

[@meurum2561]

Lol amazon.

[@addyzinnn420]

Fedex worker here too😂😂lmfao

[@MFPanduh]

Protip as a 24 year old with a Loooong resume, as soon as u feel like u wanna leave. Job hunt that night

[@aliahspirituality]

facts!

[@PsychoticBabylon]

I do it all the time he’ll I will hop on indeed at the job

[@Executnr]

Im 33, but thanks for the tip I only had one job for 5 years Invista good money but rough, long hours forced overtime bad running machines, but I once read somewhere never stay at a job longer than 5 years, but you are right if you are suffereing dont wait you might end up getting stuck. Im getting ready to go to trucking school.

[@user-rz2iz4qh4r]

@@PsychoticBabylon lmfaooo

[@GnarlyMystery420Gaming]

Literally the same, ill quit a job fast af and have another BETTER paying & overall one the next day. I love it

[@solsueldo9057]

This skit reminded me of a tweet that said something about how our generation isn't afraid to quit on the spot, no two weeks notice no nothing, and how we aren't willing to sacrifice our health and life for a job, and I liked that tweet and the attitude of the employee here, but it makes me SO MAD that employers still get to treat us like garbage when they NEED us and that old people call us soft jus bc we don't wanna die, throw our backs out, lose eyeseight and hearing etc for a job that doesn't even cover our bills 100%. @ business owners: treat your employees with respect you rich fuck, you are where you are thanks to them. they are people just like you.

[@danchovanes2612]

I met a dude once who bragged about working 60+ hours per week and never taking a holiday or vacation. He said it was worth it because he was making big money with the OT pay at $67,000USD a year. He said he hadn't spent a Christmas with his kids since they were 3 years old.

[@doggosuki]

​@@danchovanes2612 the world sure is strange... you should work so you may live a full life, not live a life just to work. of course it may be necessary for some, but i dont understand it in cases where it is unnecessary

[@solsueldo9057]

@@danchovanes2612 jfc one of my bosses bragged about that too. "My family knows they cannot count on me for family events cause I'm always working during holidays, birthdays, school events." And I was looking at him like...are you proud of it? Not to sound like a cliché but the people that'll cry for you at your funeral are your loved ones, not your boss. I wish more people (if they have the chance) chose quality family and friends time instead of piling up money just because.

[@ReckerFidelWOLF]

Marx was right.

[@Smokin129]

@@ReckerFidelWOLF no he wasn't

[@TFerns194]

My anxiety has risen just from watching this video lol

[@jesusrojas6435]

Ironically mine has dropped considering I’m going through this. And reading the comments makes me feel like I’m not alone ❤️

[@putontheseglasses8809]

I'm having flashbacks

[@kennypowers1945]

@Coming at you harder than a right f cking hook I’m glad I’m not the only one that’s had a ton of jobs

[@Txc45]

the fact this shit actually gave me ptsd flashbacks lmfaooo

[@doodledad5043]

My man Bryson is a true superhero, that dude is everywhere

[@cazellmitchell176]

Facts b

[@chriswilliams9734]

From high school Qb who gets cussed out by his coach in every game for dropping too far back to doing construction work for 12 hours in 90 degrees. Bryson is definitely cut out for this.

[@doodledad5043]

@@chriswilliams9734 Legendary

[@MonkeyDCeddy]

I was thinking the same thing. 🤣🤣🤣

[@brysondunning6488]

I be trying my best bro thank you

[@EllieMandyArt]

This happened to me at a data entry job. After my shift ended, they were like “see you guys first thing tomorrow morning” 😃👋 , and I went to my car & called my fam, and said “this ain’t it. not coming back.” They were dying laughing 😂

[@BobbieDraper]

I been looking for a data entry job lmao. what didnt you like about it?

[@EllieMandyArt]

@@BobbieDraper I mean, it was easy. You might like it. I just couldn’t get used to the schedule of 8-5 monday- Friday because I previously worked part time. I lowkey should have stayed, but it was only $13/hr and they wanted us to work some Saturdays. Ugh. There are wayy better data entry jobs out there than the one I found.

[@noahlaferriere5515]

@@EllieMandyArt I'd say good call on leaving. These days you can definitely find a data entry job for more than that. Most places now a days seem to be paying around $15+ to start, I'm sure you could find something like that :)

[@BigRedShadevil]

I personally love data jobs. Mundane, repetitive tasks fulfill me. I love looking over paperwork, checking each detail, scanning, saving, and filing it away. It definitely isn’t everyone’s cup of tea. You did the right thing by leaving. Working takes up most of the time in your day (counting travel time). That’s a long time every day to be completely miserable

[@knatural7754]

I would have left too

[@UzumakiX5series]

When they say “we treat each other like family” it’s code for you gonna work your butt off and never see your actual family.

[@Fudgeey]

And then they wanna pay you like $11 per hour to be in the HOTTEST of suns working 10+ hours

[@matthewskullblood9778]

why is this literally my job in 2019

[@RebornKingz]

Welcome to my life in texas… Working like a slave in the summer. You may lose some weight though

[@trowwzers5057]

Exactly. Or in -10 degree frost and 3 feet of snow

[@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access]

Maximum amount of work, minimum amount of pay, that’s the American way

[@trippen4391]

Nah much more than that lol it’s usually 15-21 or more 🤣🤣🤣

[@Rocky.D.]

This man has got every nook and cranny down of comedy skits He can't miss

[@killakay]

Thanks fam i appreciate it

[@kthename08]

Period

[@JG-id5vi]

@@killakay Where going to need you step it up. It's not that hard. About 12-15 more videos a week. It's not that hard.

[@deathbysodomy4124]

@@killakay dude it would be wicked if ya did a video together wit Lou Ratchett somehow, ya both got about the same sense of humor and ain't no doubt that shit would smash over a mill views damn near overnight my dude. other than that tho keep Killin it Killa, it's like you can't miss homie

[@jaysonfigueroa6075]

I remember my first day of training ever. After two hours, I asked to use the bathroom and jumped out the window. Yes, actually jumped out of the window. Never looked back

[@Reason_over_Dogma]

Why not walk out the front door 😂

[@jorgelopez6500]

Did you happen to work for a moving company?

[@dewmontain123]

Kids are so dumb. Just walk out the front door like a man. "i JUmpED oUt thE wInDoW" Im sure everybody just laughed and kept on working.

[@Aidenmor1]

did you happen too work at a plastics factory

[@cubbleshasreturned6968]

Was it Amazon?

[@socialismo52]

They had me all the way up until the random drug tests. I'll gladly work in 90 degree heat for 12 hours, but you're out of your God damn mind if you think I'm doing it without some weed.

[@IanThecrackerstacker]

For real. Mary jane is a life saver

[@FidelAlt]

Fr bro shit made me actually work better and stay focused

[@lebendystraw3683]

🤣🤣

[@j.edwardthompson8203]

BIG FACTS

[@Baryccyon]

I wouldn’t even do that. Jesus Christ raise your standards lmao

[@catdogmom155]

“This gonna be my first AND last day” I felt that 🤣

[@mr31owe38]

On mamas 😂

[@mykoal5]

I have a three strikes rule for jobs and I'm out. Aside from that there are few things that I have to know off the rip, number one, if the job says one thing online and when I get there it's something different that's a strike. Number two, I need a set schedule, hourly and daily. It trips me out sometimes how some companies expect you to be in on time but cannot respect that you need to be out on time as well, for instance if I'm scheduled to do 10 hours then that's what I'm doing not 11 not 12 but 10 I got a f****** life to manage to you know, if that's a problem then that's a strike. Number three, I'm not going in any tight crawl spaces or similar. that's automatic I'm out. Number four, the work and the pay has to make sense, in other words, I'm one person making one person's wage, I'm not doing something that in reality would run better with more workers, for instance if I'm flipping burgers I'm not doing the register too when you can get another person to do that separate job, I'm not wearing myself out just so you can save money by squeezing work that requires multiple people. Thats a strike. Number five, disjointed incompetent management with terrible social skills and foresight. that's a strike. Number six, just like the crawl spaces I'm not scaling anything, no scaffolds no harnesses, I'm out.

[@diegosocold4767]

Thanks

[@aura5944]

Here ye, here ye.

[@joes282828]

Hey I'm gonna need you to stay late and crawl up into some fucked up hole and fix the electricity so you can work the register

[@lancedecapia6219]

@@joes282828 You forgot the original job posting description saying “janitor”

[@xxpewdiepiexx2faded]

You sound unemployed

[@lostmypocket1333]

This is literally how it is. Not 'like' or 'similar'. They hire humans but expect machines.

[@adams8830]

Some of them are saying eff it and hiring the robots.

[@mesunekonyan]

My job

[@tromboneman4517]

I’m so lucky that my first job (mostly-ish) wasn’t like this.

[@kenyasims1428]

You got a point think yall robots.

[@user-hg2kd1nz4l]

That is why right now they are working on developing artificial intelligence, to give jobs to machines instead of humans.

[@TheTimeDictator]

Boss: "I'mma need you to be on your P's and Q's." The only P's and Q's you're getting from me is "Peace" and "I quit!"

[@theghostinthemachine5602]

I actually laughed my ass off in my room from your comment. 🤣

[@taylorwaterman7316]

Job postings are like this too: *We need you to be flexible (we will toss you around like a rag doll use and abuse you) *Position is part time, with full time available after 30 days (we will always lead you on and you will NEVER get full time) *We need you to have 3 years experience (cuz we don't know wtf WE are doing we need YOU to TRAIN US) *valid drivers licence (we will use and abuse your car) *need to have a positive attitude (put up with all the abuse we hurl at you while you stfu) and so on, looking for a job these days is SO demoralizing!

[@dannycabrera521]

Man this is 📠 fax

[@mykoal5]

1000% facts

[@iAmCalypso33]

Dont forget the 3 hour long application and questionnaire only to never hear anything back

[@rache5149]

@@iAmCalypso33 exactly. I used to apply to literally everywhere and never hear anything back.

[@Leahh823]

Nailed it. That is the truth!

[@91myroc]

“We gonna be knocking out sidewalks and extending one lane over” yeah that hit home. Once the guy who was supposed to be in charge of traffic didn’t show up he called out “sick” and the boss threw me to the wolves told me my walkie talkie was charged and handed me one with a DYING battery. It came time to direct traffic my shit DIED! So I didn’t have no way to communicate back with the other guy on the other end. I had to literally hold traffic still until the situation got sorted out. Traffic was held up for about a good 45 mins. 4 weeks later I quit 🤣

[@Tflyisme]

😂😂

[@91myroc]

@F G Man it was horrible! I was panicking so bad I broke out in the worst sweat in 90° summer heat!

[@91myroc]

@@Tflyisme I can laugh about it now but that was terrible I dropped the sign in the middle of the road my boss yelling at me “saying what the fuck are you doing you can’t just leave traffic like that?!”

[@91myroc]

@@Nostalkersallowedkarmaisreal lmao 🤣

[@RebornKingz]

I needed this laugh for the day lmaooo.

[@crystalrivera5921]

"We work on every single holiday" I CAN NOT WITH HIM! 😂✌🏻

[@justanothernarutofanbeliev9932]

Restaurant jobs be like that

[@MarksTournaments]

@@justanothernarutofanbeliev9932 casino and hospitals as well

[@engasal]

Logistics jobs etc

[@lionelhutz5137]

"We work on every single holiday...straight time" Me: 👋 "Bye Felicia"

[@RexTheDinosaur1]

Good thing Hospitals don't have your mentality. 🙄

[@Fade2BlackSS]

The crazy part about this is that it's true af. I worked at a target warehouse for about 3 months some months back. Worked 12hr shifts 4 days out the week, 6am-6pm. Got two 30-minute breaks which were really about 20 minutes due to the 5 minute walk to the break room and another wait to even get to the microwave if you brought food. Winters were cold and hot days were brutal due to no heat or AC. And don't let them find out you have any experience with any of the vehicles or that you are an efficient worker. Those kind of people get taken advantage of and get stuck doing almost everything if needed. I learned that the hard way. I stayed my 3 months for the sign on bonus and got the fuck up out of there.

[@Themetalwookie666]

Dude, same. That was the worst job I have ever done. I literally said I had forklift and powered vehicle training yet they threw me into packaging, ran me ragged, and just treated us like shit. My final straw was when they decided that they were gonna change our supervisor over to some 22 year old ZOOMER who was a supervisor over at FedEx before coming there who was fired for firing too many people. I just walked out immediately after the meeting and said fuck this.

[@certifiedfnhater4038]

Same. I started working with my gf to get the referral bonus. The day that shit hits I’m telling the next customer to talk to me fuck off and walk out the door.

[@wannawavetv4558]

“This job is not that hard” is the MAIN line they always use 🤣🤣🤣

[@a_tiny_orange]

truly!!!

[@jimmy22334]

Because they don’t wanna train you and expect you to figure shit out the first day

[@7F0X7]

It's such a condescending and contemptuous thing to say for no reason. There is no decent person who says that.

[@sidimightbe]

Yea usually said by a manager who’s job is the definition of not that hard

[@bravobullz7475]

We all have been in this situation One of the most relatable sketch’s for me yet Hilarious

[@killakay]

Thanks fam

[@addisonshepard333]

This was literally my step dad during training over at Walmart. Went to training and never went back

[@bravobullz7475]

@@killakayno thank you ! you be killing me big bruh 😂

[@trustee7327]

This literally happened with me a couple of months back. My roommates mom hooked me up with a job at her business in a call center. I was going into it thinking it was going to be the easiest thing ever. I pushed through training, but the first day was when it started to go down hill. Every single call I was getting cussed out. By the end of the week I was out. I went into the office and told them when I started my lunch break. I was originally going to come back in and finish the rest of the day, but I just decided to head home after getting my food.

[@Neurotv4941]

😳 damn

[@RebornKingz]

Idk how you lasted a week getting cussed out. My patience is good until I start to get disrespected. Then I lose whatever patience I have left.

[@PCross38115]

When you said call center, I knew where this was going😂😂😂

[@tilleypatrickpt]

BRO same shit happened to me when I was 18! got a job at a call center. I was the only man in the place, worked around nothin but fat ass, ugly, rude, smelly bitches, just straight bitchin about people bitchin at them. It was mentally exhausting. I lasted 3 days.

[@SYNERGY915]

@@RebornKingz facts, got fired from a call center for exactly that. Called me into the office and be like "hey we're gonna listen to this call you just had and tell me what went wrong" told them straight up I was tired of being disrespected

[@jbenz1990]

Had a group interview once where 20 ppl were interviewing at the same time for a $13hr bank job I said fuck this I left lmao

[@abennett6543]

When I was a teenager, we had a new guy started working at the restaurant, I worked at. He had been there about an hour, and said he needed to go get something out of his car. We looked up, just in time, to see the smoke coming from his car, as he took off out of the parking lot!!

[@Lindblum_Castle]

They always say, "Yo! I gotta get something out of my car, I'll be right back" Mark from RDC World said he did the same thing 🤣

[@abennett6543]

@@Lindblum_Castle 🤣😂

[@Wildflowers2022]

LOL

[@PiLLO360]

@Ms. yeah

[@Cuba.023]

😂😂😂😂

[@cosmicqueso3570]

Kay honestly one of the most underrated and entertaining dudes on This platform. Surprised the algorithm hasn’t completely caught up to him yet but I’m just waiting till he blow up and get past that million subscriber mark, if anyone deserves it it’s him no question

[@larryjake7783]

Oh it's gonna hit, it comes for all youtubers who are consistent and make quality work, he's both. It'll hit and he will be at 2million soon enough

[@Udon_Noodle]

Look like it’s hitting now tbh

[@trcs3079]

The guy has roughly 350k subscribers, is that underrated to you?

[@cosmicqueso3570]

@@trcs3079 yeah for the content he puts out it fs is. Everyone in life can relate to his shit, the fact there’s some kid making a sandwich and talking about subway for thirty seconds each vid and has over a million subs should point to this guys true potential subscriber-wise

[@cosmicqueso3570]

@@larryjake7783 for real bro it’s all in due time, just can’t wait to see my man killa hit the jackpot sometime down the line and shoot up like tens of thousands day after day

[@YellaRoseBliss]

I worked at a warehouse like that, 12 hr shift. I lasted 6hrs the first day, went on break , came back and let HR know I was resigning 💀😂

[@christophershanklin112]

😂😂😂

[@Exoticbeauty015]

Wow you told them I would have just left during break. ( And I have actually done this before😂)

[@NESGTorro]

@@Exoticbeauty015 right I wouldn’t have said shit 🤣🤣🤣

[@Realmariah510]

This happened to me literally, lasted for 6 hours at this one job

[@lj7152]

At least you let them know in person. I left a sticky note at my desk saying "yeah, I ain't coming back"

[@JazzyJ1994]

Respect too all the Mexican Guys out there doing construction 🦺 in the heat or cold 👏🙌

[@FlyDog79]

💯

[@Mr.IhaveTime]

Appreciate you but I’m black

[@jakenation6573]

I swear the trainers make the job sound so simple. "We're going to need y'all to build an extra three lanes on this busy highway."

[@TreyGoose]

"With non stop traffic"🤣🤣🤣like nigga how?

[@thanosianthemadtitanic]

@@TreyGoose also while riding unicycles ,preforming magic tricks and committing tax fraud on behalf of the company.

[@jonseon5952]

@@thanosianthemadtitanic And smiling!!!

[@folumb]

I had a job where we had to go through TSA style security with pat down to ensure we weren't stealing product. Restroom was off the main floor and you needed a pat down to leave and come back which counted toward your 10 minute breaks leaving you only 3 minutes to get to restroom and back. The floor was kept cold but no sweaters/jackets allowed to ensure no theft. Training was my first and last day, $12/hour was not worth my dignity

[@EliStettner]

What job did you have? The Diamond sorting factory?

[@RebornKingz]

@@EliStettner 🤣🤣💀💀💀

[@RebornKingz]

That sounds like they need to be paying more than $12 a hour for all of those precautions

[@lj7152]

Sounds like that Amazon plantation 😆

[@shadowburrito4]

I felt that last line ... "not worth my dignity."

[@pr0fessorz0om68]

Legit every job says 8 hour shifts then as soon as you start mandatory 12s.

[@devora4809]

@Zerozerozero right same here

[@pr0fessorz0om68]

@Zerozerozero Yeah had one try to tell me there is a loophole for no OT and then tried to say mandatory OT. Wtf company.

[@JRenee141]

Really though. They say the shift is 8 hours or whatever but then slide in the fact that you can't leave until the work is finished for the day. Meanwhile you are intentionally and knowingly understaffed and then everything is critiqued. Then they wanna add more daily tasks when you don't have enough staff to get the current stuff done. Now at the same time overtime is frowned upon because they don't like paying 1.5x. My favorite part is when they want you to train people and do your regular job at the same time.

[@kenosabi]

I lasted at Wendy's for about 2 hours. I was supposed to be getting trained but the dude training me never showed. So I was just there putting fries in boxes. Then an hour in someone was like "who are you?". Then some lady flipped the fug out on me for not counting her change quick enough. Ironically I wasn't counting anything -- I was waiting on the janky machine to spit it out. It wasn't my first food job. I definitely knew the basics. But that place was so goddamn disorganized. I gave em the headset back and just walked out. Then they messed up my check and paid me for 22 hours instead of 2.2 ... yeah I ain't say anything to em about that tho.

[@ShredPenguins]

I've had this job before, then when I informed them I was guaranteed two 30-minute breaks and three 10-minute breaks as well they tried to claim I wasn't a team player and fired me. The lawsuit and unemployment made the few weeks on that job totally worth it.

[@MrTastyM7]

Best payback ever. How’d you manage you file a lawsuit against them? Did you win anything?

[@dickJohnsonpeter]

I'm not believing that. You can't sue them. You're an at-will worker. They can fire you because they don't like the color of your shirt, literally write that as the reason, and there's nothing you can do. They don't legally even need a reason.

[@llamahawk4449]

@@dickJohnsonpeter they do. Especially if they're apart of a union

[@dickJohnsonpeter]

@@llamahawk4449 Nope. I can direct you to this amazing search engine called Google if you want to learn about the rights of at-will employees. You can be fired for any reason whatsoever excluding race, disability, or sexual orientation without any ability for you to seek recourse. The only exceptions are a contract that specifies reasons for dismissal or, as you said, unions. Over 90% of the US workforce is at-will so sorry, it sucks, but you can't do anything about it if your employer tells you to kick rocks because you have a hair sticking out and it annoys them.

[@MMDigoana]

@@dickJohnsonpeter maybe his country has different rights for employees

[@callumdoyle2200]

You got forklift driving experience right? “Yeah I got forklift driving experience” - famous last words

[@hotman718]

Always say no even if you do 😂 faking incompetence is the best thing you can do at a bullshit job.

[@berrex5152]

He should've kept his trap shut 😭😭😭😭

[@NovusIgnis]

I dunno why you would hide that. Driving the forklift was always my favorite part of work. You get to just sit there and not have to do much physical work. Just loading/unloading.

[@VergaDeLosVergas]

@@NovusIgnis for real, I’ve never worked in a warehouse but driving around and moving shit seems way better than walking around and moving shit

[@lionelhutz5137]

Exactly! If you overstate your qualifications and experience employers may use it against you by piling on the responsibilities and workload. And when it's time to talk to your employer about your increase in pay for all the added responsibilities? Your employer: 👀😳 🏃‍♂️💨

[@toolondaboards]

If the first thing they say is “it’s not that hard” Your day is about to be filled with BS 😩😳

[@91myroc]

Gonna throw you right to the wolves blindfolded 😂🤣.

[@randomperson-sn4rj]

My job isn't hard It is a pain in the ass Because the management doesn't maintain equipment while we are understaffed Logistics is a bitch

[@AsokaNagato]

Word of advice from f experience, if a job tell you get a raise after 30/60/90 days . Man run the fuck away that shit is slave work and they can’t keep mofos for nothing 😂😂😂

[@michaeljordan1305]

When I was home for a summer during college I tried to sell vacuums made it to day 2 of training no clue we were going to be going door to door randomly knocking on people's doors trying to sell them 1k vacuums lol so when we headed out to this neighborhood I was following everyone on the highway and hit that exit to go home instead 🤣

[@MrsAlmightyKey]

😂😂😂😂😂 that's funny af, I love the thought process. If I ever quit I'll do it like that!

[@noripshirts5247]

DAWG😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@phaseshift943]

I love hearing stories like this in the comments from everyone lmao. Good on ya man

[@M0rdFustang]

I love it 🚗💨 🤣

[@rajeev203]

And then you went on to win six championships 🏀

[@asiimovawper9884]

"This job is not that hard" - Famous last words

[@jeffreyvasquez6042]

“Who said the training wasn’t hard” whatchu trying to get your self into👊

[@ralphwiggum1982]

The job is not that hard is basically them saying we’re gonna work you here so hard it’s gonna seem very difficult

[@jeffreyvasquez6042]

@@ralphwiggum1982 not sure if you have watched tra rags and he plays a character called Red Shirt. I was making a reference

[@peacefulTx]

Lol this was me during my first day at a job. I knew in the middle of working that I didn't like it. Once lunch came around I got in my car, blocked the managers number, drove off, and never came back 😂

[@greeneyesfromohio4103]

See, but you thought it would be an alrite job or you wouldn’t of taken it….Same happened to me, thought it would work out but after actually doing it I knew it wasn’t for me.

[@teafoster5643]

@onabana yo this was me at like 10+ jobs. I was on a quitting spree😂😂😂 sometimes I never made it until lunch lol

[@nikki7287]

@@teafoster5643 lmao same here 😂🤣

[@teafoster5643]

@@nikki7287 😂😂😂 don't blink at me wrong lol I'm out.

[@ryanm.4945]

LOL done that before too. I eventually found a career I love after doing this one too many times at jobs that were just not for me.

[@PLUSHAMANIA]

This is how I low-key felt after joining the military, except you can't quit lmao.

[@the0fficialmiguel870]

Legitimately me in ROTC. Pretty much everyone who was contracted in said they regretted it. EVERYONE.

[@PLUSHAMANIA]

@@the0fficialmiguel870 yeah, Don't do it. Unless you go air force. Stay away from the other branches.

[@DaHuntsman1]

@@PLUSHAMANIA Honestly it just depends cause the military can be a great opportunity for people, but people have to acknowledge that it is one of the biggest decisions of their life and it is not to be treated lightly That being said, i fucking hated my life when i was in xD

[@PLUSHAMANIA]

@@DaHuntsman1 lmao, yeah. I know a lot of people who benefited from it but I still hated every second of it and all the fuck fuck games.(I was a marine)

[@bootstrap52]

Im about to ship off tomorrow lmao. Its Navy reserves so its not that bad but still...

[@domepiecemcgrill3896]

“Mandatory drug test” “This gon be my 1st and last day” 😂 Real ones love they 🌲🤣🤪😎 🔥

[@spookyboi317]

🤣🤪😅🥲🤑✌🤏💯💫🤯😵🤮🤧😪😴😝😏🚫🥶

[@loveme3445]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@devora4809]

🤣

[@jakep714]

Lol calm down bro.. we get it

[@RockinNRollinRussian]

@@spookyboi317 underrated comment.💯

[@mz.phatbaldkat7839]

"Stay hydrated so you don't fall the f**k out."😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@cityguy412]

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[@tanyar8262]

When you see the new hires not coming back from lunch that’s when you know it’s time to go and call it quits on your first day 😂😭

[@Hlecktro]

LOL new hires ( multiple ) not coming back from lunch. That's rough.

[@rat_dragon]

Resume: all you have to do is this. It's easy! Interview: yeah, it's easy. Just gotta do this. Training: so basically, you just have to DIE

[@themistoklestheodosopoulos6253]

I remember I worked at Party City for one day as a kid. Literally showed up, worked 3 hours and just walked out like yea my bad sorry I gotta run. And that was that. It was such a 4th wall break type moment. Like I realized I didn't actually want this job and since it was a job and not school I could just walk out. So that's what I did.

[@GothQueenRo]

😂

[@Neurotv4941]

Savage

[@Neurotv4941]

That’s how i was at this other warehouse. We had to talk to stupid Ai devices to travk numbers and it kept glitching i left that job within 4 hours

[@jayo9920]

What was the point in getting the job tho just to walk out? Lol

[@Neurotv4941]

@@jayo9920 he literally just said he realize the job wasn’t for him smart ass

[@OdinPlays94]

I remember many years ago painting a Macy's. We were expected to work twelve how shifts, and occasionally back to back for a total of 24 with no ten minute breaks. Only a 30 minute lunch. They had certain sections of the store closed off but not the areas we were painting and we weren't allowed to tarp off the merchandise to prevent paint splatter getting on anything. They expected us as the employee to pay for any product we damaged. There was $3,000 rugs and God knows the price tag on the mattresses. We were getting payed $13/hr with yearly "bonuses" of $34 around Christmas time. My boss would paint a section of the store and then Macy's management would say it was painted the wrong color only for him to ream us a new one when only he had been in that area all day. It was one of the most ridiculous jobs I'd ever worked. I decided to never go back after the 8 month mark. I don't know how some of the people working for that painting company stayed with them for years. They have way more tolerance to bs than i do evidently.

[@joshuakim4569]

Makes me mad reading this lol screw macys

[@Eigenbros]

Guys in trade jobs are completely unable to accept personal responsibility

[@OdinPlays94]

@@Eigenbros your response can come across two ways so I'll respond to both. 1. Workers are not liable for damaged merchandise or equipment when working a job. It's at fault of the company that hires them. Customers are also not supposed to be in an area where construction is happening as it is a safety risk. 2. I think you'd find that they're fully capable of accepting personal responsibility. But asking people to paint over un tarped merchandise is just stupid. Paint splatter is often no matter how good you are.

[@Eigenbros]

@@OdinPlays94 number 1

[@housewifeuntilheaven1593]

I read this as they gave you a bonus of only $34 at Christmas. 🤣😭 Reminds me of Napoleon Dynamite when he works in the chicken house for 6 hours and only gets paid in change for $6 and after he counts it he says it was only a dollar an hour. 🤣

[@bobcosb21]

Bro I think everyone knows this feeling😂😂😂😂😂 when you get hired for a job and after 2 days realized you done fucked up😂

[@TheTMNTurtle]

"Trainin gon last, 7 days straight" Me: Aight, I'm out. Excuse me, pardon me, just gona go right through here, thanks.

[@RevampedOutdoors]

"That's a lot of pallets." That one hit a little too hard. Nothing like 12 hrs of unloading expected in 6.

[@MrTeamGuy]

print factory in Leicester

[@theguy318atyomom]

This why I’m taking my time finding a job. I ain’t goin for no bullshit.

[@KSH172]

All jobs have bullshit my boy

[@moose6459]

Sounds like your looking for an excuse to justify not wanting to work…

[@theguy318atyomom]

@@moose6459 well it can sound how it sounds. long as I'm making money I'm not in a rush to jump into anything. like I've been doing this week Ill keep looking for something I like and to hear back from them.

[@ItsJustUsEnt]

@@theguy318atyomom If you can Get By on Your Own before you commit to something, I agree in Doing So. Work takes too many hours in a day to be somewhere you detest. If you hate your job and your their all the Time. You Basically Hate Your Life.

[@theguy318atyomom]

@@ItsJustUsEnt Exactly Luckily I could make money on my own for a while. Some people bring that anger home from work and project it on others so your defiantly right. I worked 3 Years for this company that basically was playing favorites and if you didn't know anybody you wouldn't get many days or put on shit jobs more often then most. I have a driver interview with amazon and honestly being on the road on my own making money 10 hours 4 days sounds good for me right now

[@Ken_Scaletta]

I have legit quit hellish jobs like this on the first day. I got referred to a landscaping job one time, got hired on the spot with a friend of mine and got put right to work. They were mowing lawns of apartment complexes and stuff and they were literally RUNNING with those mowers in 90% degree heat (Alexandria, Va). They were yelling at us for not being able to keep up. We ran with those dudes for like three hours. I was so dehydrated I drank from a hose that was sticking out of one of the buildings. We made it to lunch, then never came back from lunch. I don't think they even expected us to. We were lying our asses off swearing we were going to come back and they were like, "nice knowing you." We found out why that job was so easy to get. It paid good, but it still couldn't keep full crews. That job was like prison.

[@JRenee141]

🤔 You're from the DMV too?

[@Ken_Scaletta]

@@JRenee141 Not anymore. I only lived there for about a year after I got out of the Navy.

[@JRenee141]

@@Ken_Scaletta Oh okay I feel ya. I would've left here too if I could. Lol.

[@MRSketch09]

@@Ken_Scaletta Holy shit, this means you've been through some basic training & STILL the job sucked. In my last job we had someone that had come from the service, I'm not sure what branch, but they worked there for 3 weeks & then threw in the towel. It was for a Japanese parts maker. 12 hour shifts 6 days a week, sundays too. (Japan is going to work themselves to death, its hard to get it up when your dead tired) The person said "Fuck it".. just left, no 2 weeks or nothing. I left said job as well.. I did put in a 2 weeks notice, which my god it was torture doing that.

[@bluesky2927]

That Virginia humidity is no joke. I used to have an outdoor job in Nova and i don't know how I got through some of the hottest days.

[@fernfernisfernie]

My favourite is when they don't train enough on something and just throw you into it. Like you have no idea how certain products work because the supervisor who trained you (god bless them) couldn't teach a class of preschoolers how to play blocks (or worse when they get someone who started a week prior to you to train you and you're both looking clueless looking at each other like 👀) but yeah go ahead and answer calls from customers and sound like a dumba*s. Companies don't understand how VITAL it is for their own businesses sake, to find someone who can properly train new hires, like have a whole system ready for training. The only place I remember working at that gave a thorough 2 week training for new hires was Lush Cosmetics when I worked at their customer care office. 1 week JUST about the products (booklets, videos, demos, tours of the facilities, etc) and 1 week onboarding with a buddy. There may have even been an extra couple days before that for like basic company history/orientation.

[@TylerMBuller12]

So true. I've had jobs that had 3 weeks of training and most of it was pretty irrelevant crap alot of safety stuff repeated a million times. I much more prefer on the job type training sitting in a class for 3 weeks is a waste of everyone's time I can understand it for sales though. They milk out the hiring process at so many of these places to like it's irritating.

[@boejiden5729]

"Random mandatory meetings" bruh they setting you up for failure

[@ethereal231]

I quit my job at a movie theater after a week. Mandatory weekends, holidays, and 11-hour shifts all for minimum wage. Plus I had an hour commute to work that was literal hell during the weekends when the bus ran on alternate schedules. Not to mention the manager who hired us resigned literally the day after we were all hired. The bottom line, don't work at big chain movie theaters.

[@wanderingwonder111]

Do u know why so long shifts?

[@ethereal231]

@@wanderingwonder111 If I had to guess, staff shortages and a lot of turnover from new hires.

[@joes282828]

Life is hell

[@kurtcocane]

Bro it’s air conditioned…

[@trousersnake1486]

@@kurtcocane that hour drive though. Gas price only going up

[@troymartin4260]

When I was fresh out of high school my mom made me take any job i could get. The only place hiring was a call center looking for bill collectors. I quit after like 3 hours on the first day

[@kyngrussel994]

I remember working at fed ex the first day i knew i wasnt coming back, folks said okay lunch time 30 mins. Within them 30mins i was at home in the bed. Fuck yal thought this was. Check was 60$ bet not slave for no company.

[@HollywoodClipzz]

Made it in time to play some 2k fck dat sh!t

[@robfaulkner5271]

Did fedex driving 1 day and was like nah fam this ain’t it 😂

[@Reason_over_Dogma]

I worked at UPS. No joke. Body hurt like crazy. Knees fucked up from hopping on and off loading the trunk. They expect you to have the strength of hulk to load four trucks. Crazy. all for 14.50. Nah, man. I got my ass back in school. I realized this ain't it.

[@thahomiegio]

Bruh I was there for 3 years until I walked out. Best decision I've ever made

[@kyngrussel994]

@@thahomiegio damn took you 3 years to realize your worth?

[@xtrextrex]

I just know my worth. I’m not dealing with shit like our parents and grandparents do. I’ll quit a job& bounce back everybody hiring now shit it’s easy af to get a job in 2021😂😂😂😂

[@jaysaiuniverse8628]

Easier true and that’s what I tell people know your worth like certain jobs treat you like shit and expect you to still be an obedient slave

[@xtrextrex]

@@jaysaiuniverse8628 big facts!! These jobs be taking souls

[@TheStranger513]

@@xtrextrex Definitely lost a piece of my sanity at this warehouse job. Left after 7 years. It's been 2 1/2 years since I left and I still feel the effects. Like PTSD or something lol. I see a forklift and get triggered lol.

[@xtrextrex]

@@TheStranger513 yeah that’s how they get you man know you’re purpose !!

[@internallyinteral]

Fuck it our grandparents made bank and had 30 kids all we have is rental debt and iphones lol

[@mallorycarll6280]

I've quit on a training day. I was hired to work part time at a Target during the holiday season. I wanted a side job while I was about to start working at an elementary school as a paraprofessional. I had told the person who hired me that I was going to attend the Target training but I wasn't sure if the hours would line up with my hours at school. She knew ahead of time that I was hesitant. The training was on Halloween at night. It was a 5 and a half hour training. It sucked. When I saw what the extra responsibilities were going to be at Target (and knowing how awful the Holiday season typically is) I told the training manager: "I'm sorry but I'm just not the right person for this job." And I was right. I wasn't going to stress myself over a retail job when I was starting my first real full-time position.

[@quantumhex2704]

Props to you for having the energy to work 2 jobs. I don't have the energy to even think about a second job. That might be because I'm a FedEx driver and work more than 50 hours a week, but still.

[@Littleathquakes]

You’re proud of yourself for wasting somebody’s else’s time. Typical entitled Americans.

[@quantumhex2704]

@@Littleathquakes It's not a waste of time. Lots of companies format training at those jobs so you know if you want to stay or not. They give you a taste of most or all of what's to come. The application and interview process should be more revealing about the job than it is. The real waste of time would be for the company to hide what you'll be doing on the job until you're a more solid part of the crew, which is what some companies do. It would be a waste of time to work a job you don't like for money that sucks ass, like most Americans do. To admit the job wasn't right for her was a responsible thing to do for herself and the company. Also, she's a teacher as her main job. One the least entitled positions a person can have in a society is to teach other people. To try and put someone down for taking responsibility and make them feel entitled for it is a waste of time.

[@avatoast]

@@quantumhex2704 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@Kawazak23]

@@Littleathquakes Typical baseless labeling and insulting of an entire country of people that work hard and have the WORST benefits of any developed nation. You enjoy your 30 days off a year, paid maternity leave, full medical benefits etc then come work over here.

[@celticslion]

It's almost a relief when u accept you're not gonna stick around lol

[@jesseh8554]

I worked a day in a plastic factory in the dead of summer. No AC, surrounded by hot machines melting plastic, fiberglass in the air. I'm pretty sure one guy had a heart attack the day I started. Needless to say I never went back

[@t_aintbut1me416]

I didn’t mean to 😂🤣🤣 but🤣🤣🤣

[@cameronrob5491]

I always finish training before I dip though because its the easiest money u gone get from them and sometimes u get free water bottles and stuff

[@greeneyesfromohio4103]

😂😂😂

[@MiddleFingerLimited]

300 IQ plays.

[@MRSketch09]

Lmfao... that's pitiful but I suppose its factual.

[@greeneyesfromohio4103]

@@MRSketch09 - that’s why it’s so funny 😂😂😂

[@boejiden5729]

People over here saying "true true" or "no cap" when they can't even watch the video fully because it was posted 30 secs ago yall some fake mfs lmao.

[@Xanderboof]

Certified hood classic he never misses 💀

[@deesplash7087]

But he don’t miss so they already know wassup 🤫

[@CaVeRuNnEr]

This reminds me of a job I got way back in the day. It was for a "Customer Service Rep" for a security company taking incoming calls to help customers with any issues they have with their security system. I went in for the "interview" which turned out to be a group orientation because we were all hired on the spot and it turned out to be a sales job cold calling people to sell them security systems. After the orientation they sat us in cubicles to start working, oh and the manager gets all the commission for your first weeks of sales, I sat there for 10 minutes pissed off and got up and told them I left my water bottle in the car and never came back.

[@SYNERGY915]

Bruh it's always the call centers that have the most bullshit fr

[@CaVeRuNnEr]

@@SYNERGY915 trueeee

[@edh6308]

@@SYNERGY915 so true!

[@NSAhitLIST]

When I quit walmart after having to do 7 people's jobs because they quit, I just walked out, didn't tell anybody, I clocked out grabbed my stuff and went home, never went back.

[@prettyboijames2522]

@@NSAhitLIST Damn 7 people’s Jobs? 😂 how’s that even allowed, supervisor thought you were Superman

[@JoseFlores-xh5cj]

I worked for 45 minutes for GoodYear, orientation guy first sentence was "if you call in just one time within your first 30 days of probation, you will never work here again" I asked to go drink water and started speedwalking to my car and the f out of there.

[@Gofackyamotha]

Bro, I realize it’s not the right job during the interview lol. But then dude asks “so is this something you’d be interested in?” My dumbass says yes 😂😂

[@KingKalil]

ON GOD bro it happens every time 😭😭😭

[@warrenswalkthroughs632]

Facts then they say “ we will give you a call later today if everything looks good” soon as I get in the car I block that damn number

[@Gofackyamotha]

@@warrenswalkthroughs632 😂😂😂

[@marvbro7435]

Dawg we living the same life

[@brunettezprettyr4296]

@@warrenswalkthroughs632 😭😭🤣🤣🤣

[@Md6rx]

Those hard jobs are important ones. Makes you appreciate an easier job or furthering your eduction

[@Eternity4ME]

This right here! Truth!

[@kwajotube]

Thats 💯✅

[@shalawndudley2094]

Yep. My current is sooo easy. Paid my dues tho..

[@GTRRSS]

💯

[@PiLLO360]

@Who Dat what u going to school for?

[@JustSpeakingFacts_]

I swear 90% of the job listings i've applied and went for a interview or a orientation.. Lied on their damn listings. Sometimes the pay would be way less, the schedule would be completely different and hell the job would be completely different from what they listed... Plus the biggest LIE was benefits. People say "Everybody is hiring" yeah but the amount of actual decent jobs that are out there is very slim. Majority is bullshit ass jobs. I finally found one that give you great benefits and they value they workers. Huge company but with a small local branch with 15 employees. They all have been there for many years too, plus raises after every year. Its not hard work but sometimes it can get hard.

[@StrawHatSmoove]

on me, these jobs be bs

[@greeneyesfromohio4103]

None of my business - what job did you get bro? I’m looking for a new job now but I’m being super picky about it.

[@JustSpeakingFacts_]

@@greeneyesfromohio4103 Make sure automotive businesses in my city stay up to stock on parts by doing sales, and sometimes even use company trucks to deliever them to different places