@@conorwhelan500 You won't get it with your dead sense of humour lol
@abobobilly3 жыл бұрын
@@conorwhelan500 Battery is on the back
@rararrar985530476583 жыл бұрын
@@abobobilly battery is at the back yes, but you jump it under the hood - there’s a positive connection and bare metal for the negative
@ThaRealTheo3 жыл бұрын
Pressing the lock button to unlock the car. Brilliant 😂👍🏾
@russyyosef30053 жыл бұрын
It works for bmws🤷🏾♂️
@ThaRealTheo3 жыл бұрын
@@russyyosef3005 maybe your BMW buddy. Mine works the way it should
@venumxp2613 жыл бұрын
Only n54 driver 😏
@russyyosef30053 жыл бұрын
@@ThaRealTheo bro my e60 would literally unlock if u press the lock button again. Idk what to tell u😂
@ThaRealTheo3 жыл бұрын
@@russyyosef3005 it's factory fault. I have spent my day testing this theory in all my friends cars and it doesn't work. Only the unlock button unlocks the car. Cars tested on - E90 328, E90 335, E82 135, E87 120
@John-om3bu3 жыл бұрын
when you just discovered that car batteries die and how to charge them
@H1labs3 жыл бұрын
The only thing dead was the battery. No miss fire, water pump issue, high pressure fuel pump, abs, power steering or other ‘usual’ shit that goes wrong with n54s.
@Mermasora3 жыл бұрын
@@H1labs aaaaand? This is great, isn't it? Didn't get your complaint...
@killyourself3 жыл бұрын
@@H1labs ok
@blakegehling14163 жыл бұрын
I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING
@danielbarrett69603 жыл бұрын
@@H1labs literally everyone know this its applicable to all cars and vehicles with an engine
@ciarandiamond39873 жыл бұрын
When ur pressing the lock button to unlock
@kinetickhaos61443 жыл бұрын
Yeah I thought that too haha
@SecondCitySanctioned3 жыл бұрын
Haha I was thinking the same thing
@napieraustin3 жыл бұрын
Probably showing it will do neither
@KH-xb6pd3 жыл бұрын
Only bimmers can understand that!
@thomasjohannesen10033 жыл бұрын
@@KH-xb6pd shut up. This isn't a BMW thing. A lot of car companies do this.
@TheDoctorBoy3 жыл бұрын
Also the type of guy to charge a car battery while keeping the headlights on
@that1carguyjelly3673 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the ac interior light trunk lights a radio
@tk20703 жыл бұрын
Also a noob who doesnt own a N54. Or youd get it
@TheDoctorBoy3 жыл бұрын
@@tk2070 Yea I don't get it. Please explain it to us.
@johnmidwest56503 жыл бұрын
@@tk2070 explain?
@kassemister91073 жыл бұрын
@@TheDoctorBoy well played
@GrimYak3 жыл бұрын
Congratulations, you just discovered that cars need batteries to start up
@hase33623 жыл бұрын
You didn't get the point
@RandomLuckk3 жыл бұрын
@@hase3362 what is that point any engine that hasn’t started in a while will have a dead battery..
@johnmidwest56503 жыл бұрын
@@hase3362 what is the point? This is no different then a Corolla. Leaving any car for a while will result in a dead battery.
@EnterNewName6663 жыл бұрын
Not if you bump start it
@fedism3 жыл бұрын
@@johnmidwest5650 in bimmers whatever amount of time it takes to kill an Corolla battery, cut that time in half.
@cassidybonser1363 жыл бұрын
All those pod filters are gonna be sucking in hot air......
@TonyBMW3 жыл бұрын
Don’t really matter on turbos...
@eko26333 жыл бұрын
@@TonyBMW hä?
@TonyBMW3 жыл бұрын
@@eko2633 the air goes through the Turbo and comes out considerably warmer than what went in. The cooling is left to the intercooler and/or water meth injection. Ran some tests myself and found the warm air from the engine bay to be absolutely negligible for wat I gained in spool response.
@D3nn1s3 жыл бұрын
@@TonyBMW what haha? Cold air is especially necessary with turbos because they heat the air up. Though cold air is good for nay engine. With proper air filter and idk the english word but cooler for the air after the turbo cold air makes ez 5-10hp difference
@eko26333 жыл бұрын
@@TonyBMW i mein of you testet it than you should Know what you are talking about🤷♂️
@Mrstubbsthezombie3 жыл бұрын
Oh my God this guy figured out that no electricity means the battery is dead. Whoa.
@totifaddye65873 жыл бұрын
Him or his Family Dont know their just Daily Mercedes And Bmw Drivers What do they know except give money for people to fix them
@SkyzzV_3 жыл бұрын
@@totifaddye6587 and Whats so bad about it? That’s what like 99% of the western world does and I don’t see the Problem with it... you don’t need to be a mechanic just to fucking love your car
@SlabSnipez3 жыл бұрын
@@SkyzzV_ why post the video though? Why not simply look up on google, which he probably did to figure out, “why my car won’t start”, and move on with his life. It is not an n45 thing or whatever he thinks it is. My 1992 explorer has the battery hooked up sitting at my dads and it’s gonna need a boost the next time I start it. My other car is sitting in my dads shop and the battery is in my shop, it will not need a boost next time I start it.
@SkyzzV_3 жыл бұрын
@@SlabSnipez why not? Everyone’s free to do what they want, if he felt that he needs to upload the video, let him be... you won’t suffer from it... I think it’s even more idiotic to turn it into some drama or something like that... just let him do his thing
@ilostmymojo69703 жыл бұрын
@@SkyzzV_ no, you dont need to be, but what does that say about your concern of safety to yourself and others when youre driving metal and plastic boxes around with rubber wheels and moving parts that weigh thousands of pounds and dont know shit about it or the condition its in?
@Diabeetus.3 жыл бұрын
*“Yes let’s keep pressing the start button as if the battery wasn’t dead”*
@ImTurtleSmo3 жыл бұрын
This man decided to ground to a ac/heater hose😂🤦🏾♂️ bmw drivers never amaze me
@tk20703 жыл бұрын
Thats actually hilarious good eye
@specialopsdave3 жыл бұрын
Really shouldn't matter, as long as it isn't a fuel line it should be grounded
@teddypatana31553 жыл бұрын
I was wondering who else noticed this lol
@R3CKL355_3 жыл бұрын
That's the oil filter housing, a perfectly fine ground spot. Guess non BMW drivers don't understand where ground is...
@hanzgrueber1453 жыл бұрын
@@R3CKL355_ not Finna argue because I don’t own a bmw with an n54 engine but what he hooked onto is like the size of an avocado pit bruh that ain’t no oil filter for a turbocharged 6 cylinder
@MrJomharp3 жыл бұрын
*When you realize that your car cant work without a battery*
@Crave4More3 жыл бұрын
ok
@Charlie-nc3cp3 жыл бұрын
200iq moment by OP
@hunde24303 жыл бұрын
BMW drivers in a nutshell. Be rich but have no brain to know any basic knowledge of how a car works. Also, dont use signal lights
@IN54ANE3 жыл бұрын
@@hunde2430 those are main stream bmw drivers. Enthusiast aren't that dumb, especially when we mod our cars we run to alot of problems so we MUST know a thing or two after reading up alot 😂
@lubnakhan58473 жыл бұрын
Well, put the car into neutral ask someone to push the car. when it get some speed put car into 2nd gear. That's what we do when our battery dies and we are not in a place to charge the battery
@sylentbob20083 жыл бұрын
Nice hot air intake.
@chelly94563 жыл бұрын
How how do you think the air exiting the turbo is? A LOT hotter than ambient js....
@937m3 жыл бұрын
@@chelly9456 yes thats what you have an intercooler for
@jdm.flair20203 жыл бұрын
And another 2 humans with 0 knowledge.. lets say the turbo heats up the Air by about 20 degrees. It still matters how warm the Air was it was sucking in!!!! In colder air is more mass and so is more oxygen! If it gets 20 degrees warm air, the turbo adds 20 degrees the intercooler does a bit of cooling tadaa good airtemperature. If the turbo sucks in 60 degrees warm air and adds 20 how the f should the intercooler put out the same temperature of air as before?!? How? Its no magic box its an intercooler. Physics!!
@piddy23 жыл бұрын
@@bobross6677 lmao you're so salty over him being correct.
@fartywartymcfarthead3 жыл бұрын
@@bobross6677 are you annoyed that your tiny little brain cant finish reading his comments
@3series35i3 жыл бұрын
wow charged ur battery, fkn incredible.
@matchington11483 жыл бұрын
This is the kind of guy to think a video of a car with a dead battery would be interesting enough to post online
@Indskret3 жыл бұрын
Did….did you not get the joke..?
@johnwayne58303 жыл бұрын
Those hot air intakes are brilliant!
@xandres94513 жыл бұрын
I was about to say how that has been proven wrong many times and DCI dont affect your temps negatively but i watched again and this idiot removed his snorkel 🤦♂️
@skylerking16793 жыл бұрын
The air gets ran through an intercooler anyway
@TheOnlyHardestR3 жыл бұрын
@@skylerking1679 🤦🏻 its still gonna get hotter and lose power
@packmaster1ify3 жыл бұрын
I made my comment about it and you do lose
@V8_Diva3 жыл бұрын
@@TheOnlyHardestR it's an N54. It's gonna die in a few weeks anyway.
@mythblaster3 жыл бұрын
He literally just... put negative jump starter terminal on air conditioning service valve???
@Ziggy1223 жыл бұрын
I thought exactly.same... wtf? There are loads of points instead of that....
@Sim0n3833 жыл бұрын
I'm glad you saw that, I was reading through the comments to see if anyone would have mentioned this ... It's fucking killing me
@stevesscrap90913 жыл бұрын
I saw this too. There are so many better points like the one bmw install...
@SSmallwood3 жыл бұрын
yeah haha, ive never seen anyone put one on the AC line
@calebdunlap73823 жыл бұрын
@@lareboy687 r1234yf isn’t flamible nor is r134a.
@snipervision13 жыл бұрын
When you are finally faced with a dead battery and it only took you 30 minutes of trying the same three things. Skipping high school was probably not your best choice!
@miatamaxwell64873 жыл бұрын
Like highschool teaches you anything about the real world😂
@christiancyr40733 жыл бұрын
@Obi Wan bro you a fucking jedi that school is a different league
@andrewilbur89113 жыл бұрын
High school wouldn’t have taught you this
@danishfadhly47953 жыл бұрын
Not only his batteries were dead. His fuel also made me feel kinda sad 😂
@m.h42193 жыл бұрын
😂 Me too I was thinking the fuel is really dead 😂
@dirk456malik43 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@Ukacip3 жыл бұрын
In Europe that’s how they keep their cars lol
@emrefifty52813 жыл бұрын
He probably converted the fuel gauge into a boost gauge
@maximravinet99503 жыл бұрын
@@Ukacip no we don't
@HomelessHommus3 жыл бұрын
Oh wow you had a dead battery, how unique and quirky of you to have such a rare problem that absolutely no one in the world knows how to fix and give us the privilege of watching this beautifully entertaining and educational video that you’ve blessed us with today. I hate TikTok.
@hase33623 жыл бұрын
you also didn't get the point
@gdn3 жыл бұрын
@@hase3362 could you explain it to me?
@HomelessHommus3 жыл бұрын
@@hase3362 yeah I’d like to know as well
@cillon_dollins693 жыл бұрын
@@hase3362 elaborate?
@Neishy4AGTE3 жыл бұрын
Obviously the joke is this car doesn't take long to go flat.
@cangcimenwt3 жыл бұрын
Plot twist : this is he morning routine. He never change. So sad
@theinsolentlynx3 жыл бұрын
This here is the plot twist buster! Plot twist: there is no plot here, but how about the one where some takes a thermos and pounds it up your ass with a ball peon hammer?!?!?!
@RiverRatAdventures3 жыл бұрын
Battery was good. He had the ground cable on the ac line fitting lmao
@JumbleDrops3 жыл бұрын
I feel like this would be the same guy to be surprised his brake pads and rotors wore down
@krypto25853 жыл бұрын
They wear down???
@JumbleDrops3 жыл бұрын
@@krypto2585 Yeah! And like they run out if gas as well, it's unreliable!1!!1
@krypto25853 жыл бұрын
@@JumbleDrops then why do ppl buy them??? I swear people should just buy a horse alot less maintenance ya know
@JumbleDrops3 жыл бұрын
@@krypto2585 Seriously!
@krypto25853 жыл бұрын
@@JumbleDrops I mean the grass just grows ya know
@CashDigger3 жыл бұрын
The same as with any other car, even after a while.
@iBeast_M0de3 жыл бұрын
I had one of my sitting outside for 4-5 weeks straight from February 2020 to the summer of 2020, started up every time.
@alouisschafer72123 жыл бұрын
Good batterys last for months. Unless something is drawing power. You have a problem then.
@iBeast_M0de3 жыл бұрын
@@alouisschafer7212 The previous battery had been in the car (2003 Skoda Octavia 1.9 TDI) from new and was replaced with another quality battery in November 2015. Have never had a problem with it
@TheCleanliness3 жыл бұрын
@@iBeast_M0de Congratulations, I'm proud of you!
@iBeast_M0de3 жыл бұрын
@@TheCleanliness There’s no need to mix yourself in this thread like this, at least my car has been reliable since day one. Never had anything major with it, just normal maintenance things. Can’t really say that about very many 2000’s BMWs
@pierrecarpentier24223 жыл бұрын
The sound when you turn it on, before engine ignition of course. 😅So satisfying 🤩😌
@bigpapa47553 жыл бұрын
No
@qsvpj24623 жыл бұрын
@@bigpapa4755 tf yes
@danielzapien243 жыл бұрын
This the kind of guy who yells at his mom for not getting him the new Jordan’s
@juice77173 жыл бұрын
based off what? cuz he clearly has money? that doesn’t mean you know anything about him or his situation based off what was in the video all you saw was “expensive car”
@Vito_Caligiuri3 жыл бұрын
@@juice7717 ya I think he was just making a joke. First day on the internet?
@seattlebeast24533 жыл бұрын
@@juice7717 bro I think you're butt hurt cause his comment hit too close to home and you hate people making fun of you 😂
@juice77173 жыл бұрын
@@seattlebeast2453 bro i think you actually got it twisted dawg, i grew up poor asf i just know that people actually think that if a person has money they were handed everything and are a spoiled brat, it’s just the way some people are
@juice77173 жыл бұрын
@@Vito_Caligiuri the truth is layered in comedy, people make jokes about things they really feel is true, plus ik people who think like this
@finnrey97153 жыл бұрын
Car battery is dead, pressing the button doesnt do anything. This guy to every button in the car: So anyway, i started blasting
@malikhylton16893 жыл бұрын
He’s pressing the lock button when it’s already locked so it’s not gonna make any sound or light up
@footos85113 жыл бұрын
@@malikhylton1689 actually when u press the lock button it does make a sound, it’s trying to lock itself when u press it so u hear it, but it doesn’t light up or beep or honk
@holzionator14003 жыл бұрын
That moment when you press the lock button and the car does not open
@edward56ist3 жыл бұрын
I love how he tries to start the car like 15 times before Seeming to realize that The battery is dead
@alperenerol18523 жыл бұрын
As a BMW owner, I wasn't surprised when the wiper cleaner fluid came on
@Scotford_Maconochie3 жыл бұрын
To clean the wipers ahahaha 🤣
@brokeitracing13203 жыл бұрын
Seconds Of My Life I'll never get back. Thank you sir
@fireninja74343 жыл бұрын
It's legit just a dead battery. Literally happens whenever you leave a car for a while. Not just a BMW thing. 🤦♂️
@anguswett3 жыл бұрын
Nah. Just BMWs. The n54 has a terrible battery too.
@manolinmero3 жыл бұрын
Yeah my brother had an e92 335 he left for 2 weeks and the battery died
@kxczilla76653 жыл бұрын
yes mine also. bought a new battery en voila
@kxczilla76653 жыл бұрын
@@manolinmero 2 weeks wauw.. thats really short
@nathanpickering67423 жыл бұрын
Literally the problem with my car right now since I haven't driven it in a while. Just gotta jump it and it's set to go. Not a huge deal.
@paperplatemask86083 жыл бұрын
You have the ground hooked to your AC lines. Lol.
@nick03323 жыл бұрын
Why doesn't my A/C work 😫😒
@lucasjones92123 жыл бұрын
@@nick0332 ayeee same
@paranormalextract49763 жыл бұрын
Right!!!! Wtf had to watch again to see exactly where the hell he hooked it up to.
@3dlll3 жыл бұрын
Why did you press the lock button?
@H1labs3 жыл бұрын
Because I had forgotten what button unlocks it. All batteries were dead. Not driven this car for a while.
@paulrichter24653 жыл бұрын
@@H1labs how the hell can you forget what button to press i don't drive my e46 from September to april and i can remember how to open it😂
@H1labs3 жыл бұрын
@@paulrichter2465 got other cars and motorbike....different key design and shit. 😜 ended up pressing all the buttons as nothing was responding.
@paulrichter24653 жыл бұрын
@@H1labs 😂👍
@SiyxmTTS3 жыл бұрын
@@H1labs well that's bs lol.
@mozziej43503 жыл бұрын
Nice intakes, sure it might looks cool but damn that’s getting some hot ass air
@ethanstorm17353 жыл бұрын
Hot engine need hot air
@DuBstep1153 жыл бұрын
@@ethanstorm1735 warm air, less air means less power = safer to engine. 200IQ move
@Timmyval1233 жыл бұрын
Goes to bmw dealer to get new battery. "That'll be $2300"
@ProGamerKid20003 жыл бұрын
Plus an extra 1000 dollars to register it
@ovillarejo3 жыл бұрын
I thought bmw was expensive just in my country lol
@Malaga321zumteufel3 жыл бұрын
Nobody: He: *press the close Button to open the car* Typical BMW driver.
@clutchbleach20573 жыл бұрын
BMW drivers aren't car people they are snobs
@user-jt1jv8vl9r3 жыл бұрын
@@clutchbleach2057 I wouldn't day so. More of a chavs car with no class.
@starstencahl89853 жыл бұрын
@@clutchbleach2057 That’s the snobbiest comment I’ve read in a while
@kiro_luv84243 жыл бұрын
@@clutchbleach2057 oh so we're snobs? Sure bud, have you SEEN the Mercedes drivers yet
@zmanboss13 жыл бұрын
@@kiro_luv8424 i already know you wear your pants too tight
@kaidenvaliant31213 жыл бұрын
Bro... 😂 I'm dying lmao was that grounded to the AC line
@iandungan61963 жыл бұрын
I just saw that and was like wait wtf
@ernestoespinoza12603 жыл бұрын
It literally has a grounding point made just for the jumper cables lol I have the same car.
@kingjames89263 жыл бұрын
I came here to see if anyone else noticed lol 😆
@saucon7513 жыл бұрын
Lmao, funniest shit I've seen all day. Watched someone do that and put a giant hole in their line before
@Enzoxvx3 жыл бұрын
You can put that shit basically wherever you want if it's metal
@mercmax48993 жыл бұрын
Opens hood Him: ouuuuuffff so sexy Me: Jesus Christ should’ve kept it stock brother
@yanishommet79813 жыл бұрын
Hot air intake! Rice your engine bay to loose power and get worse fuel economy. That guy "sounds amazing where do I sign"
@ForcedShrimp3 жыл бұрын
That would probably be a thing but he doesn't even have any gas in it. Shits on Empty
@GalvanizedGreatness3 жыл бұрын
the car is turbocharged which means it compresses the air to make more power it’s gonna heat up the air which is why they invented the charge air cooler to cool the compressed air going into the engine (Don’t try to argue with me I have education and experience on my side and I’ll probably respond and try to teach you something about cars so just leave it at this unless you’re crazy and actually want to have a debate with a random person you’ve never even seen) Did you actually read all this? If so bravo you probably don’t care and neither do I let’s just be friends and not actually argue like we’re uncivilized
@ForcedShrimp3 жыл бұрын
@@GalvanizedGreatness but wouldn't it technically be better to get colder air at the beginning? Even marginally cooler air to get even colder. Or do the Nagasaki spooly bois just cook the air to be the same temp since you know, the hot ass hot side? Just curious
@GalvanizedGreatness3 жыл бұрын
@@ForcedShrimp in this case the difference would be unnoticed because 1 the car is gonna be rolling at speed and 2 the intakes aren’t on the exhaust side of the engine where the majority of heat from the turbo which is confined to a small space already and 3 it’s turbo not natural aspiration which means hot air isn’t much of a concern in the first place as long as the intercooler can keep the intake temps down otherwise there’s really minimal loss
@H1labs3 жыл бұрын
@@GalvanizedGreatness The DCI setup is killing these people who have never owned a turbo car. lol
@EFLO3D3 жыл бұрын
His got the ground hooked up to the AC LINE 🤣
@varpet80753 жыл бұрын
It was actually the oil lines
@M1.9423 жыл бұрын
Bruh the bonging sound that the bmw makes will forever stick with me 😭
@anthonytan87513 жыл бұрын
I actually recorded some the sound clips for ringtones.
@charlaurent39893 жыл бұрын
@@anthonytan8751 very cool, thanks for sharing
@cillon_dollins693 жыл бұрын
@@anthonytan8751 very interesting thanks for sharing
@hazabaijan3 жыл бұрын
Interesting battery terminals for those jumper cables 😂
@MiguelRodriguez-mj2ec3 жыл бұрын
The battery in these cars is in the trunk so you have to connect the jumper to a terminal end on a cable that runs to the back of the car.
@rolle541003 жыл бұрын
@@MiguelRodriguez-mj2ec he did it on a a/c line if im not mistaken
@MiguelRodriguez-mj2ec3 жыл бұрын
@@rolle54100 Yep he’s got the positive in the positive terminal end and there is no negative on the terminal cable. He can just connect the negative to any ground on the car. Not sure why he chose the AC service port.
@H1labs3 жыл бұрын
certified jump terminal. negative on anywhere on the chassis
@Bookiemouncher3 жыл бұрын
My guy really thought he’s a mechanic 😭 he doesn’t have a third pedal either so this is probably the most intensive thing he’s done to his own car
@Charlie-zb5oh3 жыл бұрын
Facts my guy 😂
@brichardson39193 жыл бұрын
Facts😂😂
@umairjamil48313 жыл бұрын
Fac
@Juri187xx3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for showing us that a battery will go dead when the car hasnt been running for some time, couldnt have figured that out by myself
@zstrode.89533 жыл бұрын
I let out a giggle when I seen where the charger was hooked up 🤣
@Leeholtom29113 жыл бұрын
So you made a video about a flat battery........ground breaking 😳🤣
@alo36933 жыл бұрын
These cars already have bad fuel pumps and this guy is leaving his tank till the last drop 🤦🏽
@dansmall26143 жыл бұрын
Was wondering if anyone noticed it had fuck all fuel too 😂
@kissel74293 жыл бұрын
@@lvk104 i personally wouldnt mind sacrificing 5bhp for the sound cone intake provide. You wont feel 5bhp, but you will hear your turbos louderr 😏😏
@Bullwinkle393 жыл бұрын
@@kissel7429 you'll feel spark knock
@fatguyonalittlebike33363 жыл бұрын
They dont have bad fuel pumps anymore they haven't sold the bad ones since 2010
@devdoesitbest69743 жыл бұрын
I'll be honest I was expecting the engine light to be on after it did start
@RCDiaz-Balart3 жыл бұрын
He jumped his washer fluid and his HVAC refill line 🤣 BMWs are amazing!
@kamogelomalikane55213 жыл бұрын
Well done , pushing the brake to give it some gas .
@brawlstars5599-o4z3 жыл бұрын
I want to see more plz , make a video where u open ur house door after 1 day at work , will be prolly interesting.
@JustASaab3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@Timbo_Slice233 жыл бұрын
I see you’ve got a pair of hot air intakes. You silly goose.!!!
@EmulatorNoob3 жыл бұрын
When daddy's gift doesn't start
@stackzgaming14203 жыл бұрын
335s are cheap bro 😂😂😂
@thomasautengruber83693 жыл бұрын
This guy walks up the stairs when he really wants to go down.
@hahaahah72143 жыл бұрын
Oh that ring gave me some oof juice
@roushstge23 жыл бұрын
You do know there’s a negative post right beside the positive post on the side of engine bay... you don’t have to clip it to the AC line
@malekrhaddad3 жыл бұрын
Yep....never seen that before!
@malekrhaddad3 жыл бұрын
@@tobimanx7026 actually it does matter. That line is much thinner/weaker and has a longer way to travel so it’s a weaker ground. Generally on a completely dead battery we put the ground direct to the block for the least resistance possible.
@jordanbridges89623 жыл бұрын
Glad someone else noticed
@m-tminds39293 жыл бұрын
Wtf I had to watch it again to see that he connected it to the service port
@m-tminds39293 жыл бұрын
@@tobimanx7026 you do realize that a hose and a wire are different things right
@sergeanthartman51033 жыл бұрын
Your batterie discharged, amazing
@AKFF3203 жыл бұрын
Congratulations rookie!!!
@arvin66063 жыл бұрын
This madlad got a battery in the wiper fluid 😂
@meskaltu3 жыл бұрын
That “cold air intake” suctioning 90C temp air
@crusaderguy37973 жыл бұрын
Finally someone charging the battery right
@americachillout93863 жыл бұрын
When you havent started luterally any car in a while
@danielyzisman3 жыл бұрын
With that amount of fuel you’re going to run out of it before you leave your driveway lmao
@nickvangorp29153 жыл бұрын
That pling sound is so recognizable
@davidssins60673 жыл бұрын
The starting of the n54 is always satisfacing
@countersteer7133 жыл бұрын
Alternate title: I own a BMW and look at me, I don't even have to drive it regularly.
@yeetymeety2493 жыл бұрын
mad bc ur broke or something lol
@countersteer7133 жыл бұрын
@@yeetymeety249 you got it bro. You're so smart I wish you were my son
@Nathan-tz8yw3 жыл бұрын
Damn those hot air intakes Boi lol
@ClubSport043 жыл бұрын
You do realize that thats lock button
@andrewcalk8783 жыл бұрын
I know right lol
@gregcressey17913 жыл бұрын
Best part about it is looks where the muppet has the negative from the battery pack on the ac line🤣
@frostyfiji89563 жыл бұрын
Ahhh yesss your fellow automatic driver.
@nathanhood24153 жыл бұрын
Bmw owners when they realize their car is like every other on the road and can experience the same things.
@@DuBstep115 maybe… but better in a lot of other things
@mimicnutria183 жыл бұрын
I like how he pressed on the brake pedal as if it was the gas pedal on a carbourated car
@meeragray7441 Жыл бұрын
I fored mine up after sitting for 2 years on a battery tender. Fired right up👌
@J.K.Barrik3 жыл бұрын
That's one messed up car, dead battery, probably due to faulty alternator and the clown has fitted two air intakes in the engine bay sucking in hot air reducing power 😂
@umairjamil48313 жыл бұрын
Two pedals tell you a lot
@sirbader13 жыл бұрын
@@umairjamil4831 🤣 thats what I said.
@J.K.Barrik3 жыл бұрын
@@umairjamil4831 ????? Two pedals tell you a lot?? A lot of what?
@umairjamil48313 жыл бұрын
@@J.K.Barrik if you have to ask then you dont know
@J.K.Barrik3 жыл бұрын
@@umairjamil4831 Thank the lord for that, doesn't seem like anything I'd want to know
@Andrewlang903 жыл бұрын
As soon as it’s started, your supposed to Moon rev it to help the pistons recapture lost oil and iron, just so you know next time
@Gabby_T3 жыл бұрын
Imagine making a video about having to jump a dead battery. How exhilarating
@H1labs3 жыл бұрын
I’m gonna make part 2....watch this space
@mclarenspeedtail89883 жыл бұрын
This feels like asmr for some reason
@brownieboy86373 жыл бұрын
I miss my 335i. Awesome car with the DCT.
@jessevaldez1433 Жыл бұрын
Got one also this car sucks should of got a Honda bmw big money waste I've never had any problems with an American cars
@TheJcwDriver3 жыл бұрын
this type of bmw where you are ashamed to drive bmw
@H1labs3 жыл бұрын
Stfu 🤫 🤣
@RubberBandPistol3 жыл бұрын
All BMW are like that
@austingutierrez27093 жыл бұрын
Huh ? I love my 335i wtf are you talking about 💀
@videoshack123513 жыл бұрын
???
@johnfurey35933 жыл бұрын
So your battery went flat.
@daddyearth66113 жыл бұрын
"laughs"
@pxlstudios77803 жыл бұрын
Did he ever touched a car before. There is so much wrong with this whole entire video.
@dimitardulev58923 жыл бұрын
That was the "lock" button he was clicking in the beginning!
@andresmendoza72265 ай бұрын
I was waiting for the check engine light to come on🤣🤣
@TheSFMCreators3 жыл бұрын
Can we just talk about the double hot air intakes
@H1labs3 жыл бұрын
Its got a big intercooler thats not shown in the video so you can relax and live your life in peace.
@aeroxdima77773 жыл бұрын
@@H1labs the hot air intakes are still trashy set up
@paulnolan68663 жыл бұрын
Get some cold ram air
@Mattdpayme3 жыл бұрын
@@aeroxdima7777 its a popular setup for this engine.. big intercooler and the car has air ducts from the kidney grills that lead directly to the intakes
@ALEX.THE.RUSSIAN3 жыл бұрын
They are twin turbo so it has two inlets with two separate intakes
@nicholastomaselli79583 жыл бұрын
Wait, the gas peddle is still on the right even when the steering wheel is on the right?! No effin way.
@H1labs3 жыл бұрын
wait wait wait....left hand drive cars have paddle on the right even though steering is on the left? no effin way.....
@The_KING243 жыл бұрын
People be hella toxic in these KZbin stories comments. 😒
@apexx76503 жыл бұрын
ikr, kinda makes me wanna delete youtube sometimes
@blinkdejavu52733 жыл бұрын
Wow so glad this only happens to BMWs. I don't have to deal with batteries in my 2008 Ford Edge FWD Sel
@odyseuszkoskiniotis62663 жыл бұрын
Driver seat on the right Me: Confused screaming
@susdad3 жыл бұрын
I wanna see you start a manual 😀
@chrissibersky46173 жыл бұрын
Then he realizes that the stearing wheel is on the passenger side.
@Un4gettablewolf3 жыл бұрын
Lol someone doesn't know squat about air intakes.
@mickeydee35953 жыл бұрын
Look where he hooked up the jumper leads
@Charlie-nc3cp3 жыл бұрын
Dude jump in the other comments hes replying to and look at him trying to justify it by saying "the turbo is hot so it wont matter if I'm drawing in air that's 40 degrees hotter" 🤣🤣🤣 hes legit a brainlet bro, give this man the biggest intercooler on the planet lmfao
@mickeydee35953 жыл бұрын
@@Charlie-nc3cp yeah ive seen some of the comments like fuckkk me "dOeSnT mAtTeR hEs gOt aN inTeRcOolEr"
@tk2070 Жыл бұрын
I hung a extension cord down 3 stories of my apartment building at 4am when nobody can see it lol out my window down to my car bay 🤣🤣🤣 with a noco genius pro trickle charger. Thing works so well its legendary
@tk2070 Жыл бұрын
Usually just when flash tuning with mhd but also to restart it after a huge repair on time worked soooo well
@andricksgarage87453 жыл бұрын
That JB4 gauge swing though
@cantinadesigns13 жыл бұрын
You sir... need a battery tender.
@gerasimger153 жыл бұрын
I love how the battery was so dead doors wouldn't unlock but he tried starting it
@prodoesminecraft11223 жыл бұрын
Well he had to try since he was clicking the wrong button to unlock it 😀
@dulguunch0893 жыл бұрын
Owner of the car: trying to start the car Car: no, no i don't thing i will
@darylj76282 жыл бұрын
It's like he knew the battery was dead but wouldn't accept the truth