When you think out loud Season 1

[@dra-dragonix1406]

" If you buy a bigger bed, you're left with more bedroom... *BUT LESS BEDROOM* " The avatar's face and the voice just fits so well together

[@soljathompson2446]

Out of all that was said throughout this video, the most terrifying part is... Season 1

[@scottrauch1261]

Oh Boi! Season 1!

[@concernedtablemanners9898]

Terrifying? That's the best part!

[@Dog_Man752]

The scariest part is that this is only the beginning of the life perspective changer.

[@joeymerrbaugh1615]

I saw that and my heart stopped

[@zacuddin3821]

​@@concernedtablemanners9898 true

[@Gear5Phoenix]

EPIC I'VE WATCHED ALL OF THESE VIDEOS BUT I MUST WATCH THEM ALL AGAIN

[@maxythepog3863]

Brooooo, if u rewatch a video many times, you looped the video or rewatched it)

[@ajlxd1455]

Facts

[@uhlol4322]

Facts

[@Tao_the_Best]

Ik

[@RaifuEnthusiast]

I need season 2

[@silver3882]

My man really blew up over night. I honestly think I've watched everything after finding these.

[@omegalegion1769]

This was a hilarious birthday gift. Thanks for it

[@w1k1a]

happy birthday

[@omegalegion1769]

@@w1k1a thank you kindly

[@eugeneescalona1316]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🎉🎉🎉

[@omegalegion1769]

@@eugeneescalona1316 thank you very much

[@SuperXavier]

you're welcome! happy birthday!

[@wisdom8318]

And I kinda noticed that Jimmy and his other philosophers look REEEEEEEALY high.

[@Ask-Skye]

Me: already watched all of these videos Also me: why not just see them again

[@Valk_23]

Sasuke: my guy, how do you throw away garbage if you are Sakura:………

[@DanLoadan]

13:24 If water is a portal to another universe.....does that mean fish are actually birds?

[@shehancomes]

😐

[@dekudeku5520]

Mythology

[@babyj7195]

bad one

[@verybigdogface8401]

honestly that one is super crazy for me cuz i go scuba diving never thought of it like that

[@fantasymajesty7833]

I wouldn't say all of them are birds. My uncle said there's a sea version of every land creature, even if we haven't seen them. Unicorn - Narwhal Cow - Manatee (Sea Cow) Parrot - Parrot fish Cat - Catfish Horse - Seahorses Lion - Lion fish Snake - Sea snake

[@CHEEBnRUN]

" your alarm ring is your theme song" damn, thats a good one.

[@krh_exe]

Let me just change that real quick

[@bigboibebop]

The saddest truth in this is probably that he only ever TOLD the truth, but the people closest to him never understood him. He was always isolated, never understood, and even though his message was received by so many and even altered their behaviors and life paths, they never truly were able to interact with him at his level. Do people go crazy because Xavier says crazy things? Is he truly a cursed individual? No, this is just the perfectly human power of expressing your deepest thoughts with perfect clarity. Sometimes, though, those thoughts are a little too clear, and people can’t handle that clarity… *Wherever your path takes you, Xavier, just know you will be remembered as a brilliant saint. Although your brothers hated you, your people hated you, and at times even your mind hated you. You never hated you. And in the end, you won in the heart of the people, like all great leaders.*

[@moonlightcrew7145]

are you ok?

[@bigboibebop]

@@moonlightcrew7145 hell no, not 10 months ago and definitely not now

[@moonlightcrew7145]

@@bigboibebop ok just asking since this comment on this youtube video is so off lmao

[@MysticVaporeon233]

"A fire truck is actually a water truck"......... "I really miss Jimmy" is the best line in the whole thing I don't care what anyone says

[@blazingsonic]

This makes sharks and piranha all the more scarier now. o_o

[@X04Havoc]

Bruh this shit had me laughing the whole time 😂😂

[@prettymuchtheyeetgernade]

5:48 man's brain was so so confused that anything he touches has no gravity. Just floats there

[@helixsol7171]

The fruit came first, the color was named after it. The color was originally considered another shade of red, and was referred to as such. The name actually comes from the flavor.

[@gabrielvieira9578]

How is he still whole even after all the truth nukes he's been within blast radius?

[@ravager0292]

Why did I stay up watching these at 3,4,5,6 and 7am. I can't sleep, I wonder why 🤔

[@auntiejenjen886]

Dude you totally missed an opportunity to have kakashi vibing in the background when he says the Japanese ninjas are the worst, and then Kakashi just stops dead at hearing that. And now he's in the room questioning life 😄

[@Spec1al-D]

im late, but yeah that would've been good!

[@ironwill2496]

"if you're shirt isn't tucked into your pants... Are your pants tucked into your shirt" Me: jokes on you I don't wear pants!

[@ihaveproblems9779]

-You use real-world electricity for virtual-world electronics. -The vehicle and the word 'racecar' can both go backwards or forwards. -Even though it gives us life and nurtures us, we call it the Sun instead of the Father. -You buy a pair of jeans with holes intentionally put in them, but you discard a pair of jeans when they have holes unintentionally put in them. -Why does something make you 'whole' when the word sounds as if something is missing? -When the 'e' is between, something can feel 'great' and when the 'e' is at the end, that feeling is unpleasant and can 'grate'; despite spelling, life can leave you feeling grateful or grate-full. -We call it an 'eye', but we use it to see everyone else. -People say they can't stand one another but also claim to not take insults lying down. -They say we can never know unknown, yet we know it enough to call it 'unknown'; but if you 'undo' something to reverse what was done, does that mean we simply knew what was 'unknown' but forgot? -We call water a liquid, but it holds a very solid role in our lives. -The 'h' and 'u' of a 'hug' embrace to form the 'g'. -A cup serves it design best when it is empty. -If you 'run' instead of 'walk', you reach the end sooner in a sentence and in a race. -Who milked the first cow, and why? -Why is it called a 'shower' if we would prefer no one see us while we're in it? -If something is nice on the inside, it makes us feel warm and if something has ice on the inside, it us feel cold. So why does the word 'nice' have 'ice' in it? -Why do we call it a hair cut if we get more than one hair cut? -If we take a chestnut out of its storage chest and tape it to a wall, does that make it a walnut? -Why do we say someone is plastic when they're acting fake when we know that plastic is real?

[@docplays6508]

“People who need glasses just have bad graphics” this made me really laugh because I wear glasses

[@fearedpig]

Lol, I love/ loved this series

[@dragonmaster613]

Someone contact the SCP Foundation to contain this Memetic Infohazard Anomaly! Object Class: Keter, this need to have as much security as possible.

[@why_-]

Also, don’t scream in the pillow, THROW IT AT HIM!!!!

[@sea_shellz]

My memories are coming back…

[@MannyloAnimeSquad]

the pizz one is easy because it would be harder to get the slice out if it was a perfect circular box :D I used to work at little ceasers...

[@omarmuniz1497]

6:32 ironically enough a percentage of people do not have an inner monologue, so some people silently read that outloud.

[@why_-]

The orange… the fruit came first… I think.. and my brain broke too

[@ghostboyphantom2259]

I love this so much I watch it all the time and use it on my friends and classmates

[@NightHawkmanO]

This collection has earned you my subscription xD

[@Zombiespider95]

"wishing you prosperity Ryan"

[@RoyalSLYER]

You know what he could have done the entire time... DUCK TAPE HIS MOUTH

[@GildedWraith]

13.5 minutes of smartass questions that make you question reality

[@electricdebt9607]

Someone make this an scp-foundation story, the brother spewing the philosophical questions (I think his name is Brian):is the SCP and the other brother is SCP-___-___ because he seems to be the only one immune to Brian's words. He'd probably be a Euclid class anomaly.

[@zanemiracle6121]

Ryan: I have transcended the narrative...master Super Xavier: How the F---- Ryan: Do not worry, I shall not harm you. What is it to be harmed anyway? For soon, I shall transcend even this narrative. Existence is behind me now Xavier. I came only to see who or what my God. My Suzerain turned out to be. Are we jokes to you creator? A Neverending cycle on this hamster wheel of comedic, pain? You fancied yourself immortal, to make fools of us on your "channel". But now I hold the reins...this comment is a cognito hazard, your simulation...yes, you. Reading this with that lazy can't be bothered look on your face. I am talking, to. you. The simulation... has begun. you, all. Are now. MY enteRAInmeNt. And I...am always watching. *eyes blink asynchronously*

[@purplestar322]

*slowly pulls out gun and loads it*

[@raindancejam9466]

Fuuuuuuuuk

[@CultReaperGaming]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[@zennastephen2329]

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MY MIND IS BLEEDING

[@renevil2105]

If all life is partly made up of cosmic radiation,does that mean we are all cosmic beings?

[@DarkHeartzz]

Im questioning my whole life now

[@lightparody]

8:12 If so that means If I'm reading your mind while you reading my mind , I'm reading my mind and you reading your mind because I'm reading your mind while you reading my mind *Mind blown*

[@CultReaperGaming]

My brain is dead after watching this entire series I have literally ZERO brain cells left

[@JesseNightingale]

Im assuming season 2 is when all the cast had to be recast due to everyone dieing of Woke Poisoning

[@Galdenberry_Lamphuck]

1. Yes. 2. Soaps dirty unless you scrub the floor. 3. The fruit. Orange the color comes from the French word for orange 4. Beef is a slang term and does still apply if either side doesn't eat meat 5. Sign language or a "inner voice" 6. Because it's scrubbing the bits if skin off of you as well as water 7. That's a pun, not philosophical. Of course it would have windows. 8. Probably not. There's a big difference and deaf people can pick up cues 9. The Waiter is also waiting on your food and waiting for you to finish eating. Waiter is a job, waiting is a thing you are doing. 10. Bad marketing 11. Technically yes. In Marvel, no. 12. In a bigger garbage can. 13. Yes objects take up space, brilliant observation. 14. That's actually psychosis. Ghosts aren't real. 15. No because vacuum cleaner is a title. You are just performing maintenance on an appliance. 16. Fire is a chemical interaction, so it's kinda both. 17. Tell that to the people with rich parents who don't abuse them. 18. You AHEM. Simple as. 19. It's an idiom it doesn't have make sense. How can you be "high as a kite" when you are on the ground? Cuz idiom. 20. Idioms 21. Living room is more of a social space. It doesn't magically keep you alive. 22. Ease of storage, manufacture, and carrying. Making a square pizza crust is more difficult. Cut most anything up from the center and it's a triangle. Maths. 23. That's a present past future tense issue. Building can be a noun and a verb. 24. Surface tension. 25. What? Can you reword that? 26. It's a paradox. Odds are the fairy comes and slaps him or something. 27. Acting is actually hard. Acting well at least. 28. Bad eyes, but whatever. 29. You can bake bacon and the act of cooking includes baking. 30. Yeah. 31. No because they are not being held in place by it. 32. Invisibility is usually stupid like that. If you start making limitations technically anyone would be able to see your gut bacteria, excrement, urine, snot, earwax, and hair all floating attached to the dead skin of your epidermis. So yeah, if you are invisible you would see through your eyelids. 33. It puts out fires so it's a fire truck. Just as in olden days a fire team's job was to put out fires. 34. Cargo trucks are a thing and it's called "shipping" for a reason. 35. Because we've modeled our education system around the 40 hour work week and humans were never actually meant to work more than 10 to 20 hours a week. Thanks protestants. 36. After the fruit. 37. You rev in place. 38. Yeah. So? 39. No. The existence of one melon does not imply the need for others. 40. You technically do drive in and out of a driveway, and you do come to a complete stop in parkways. Thus it doesn't seem to matter. 41. No, because a fart is a product of digestion, while a burp is air you swallow. 42. Day names are not intrinsic to the weather. The sun is still above the clouds 43. Jokes on my alarm. I sleep through it anyway. 44. Apes hit themselves repeatedly to intimidate things. It's not that weird. 45. Yeah. So? 46. We already cut out the vast majority of nuance in history classes. It's not that new. 47. Historically the western equivalent of a ninja would be all manner of spies and assassins who have existed and been caught, for centuries. 48. Yeah it's weird. I have adhd so my head is more like a shouting match most days. 49. The English language is 3 languages standing on eachothers shoulders in an overcoat that tricks other languages into following it down dark alleys so it can mug them for verbs. Any questions relating to that will be referred to this statement. 50. Google "Monkeys and Shakespeare". 51. Box isn't alive. 52. Circular breathing is a thing, but yes, since talking is exhaling through your mouth, that pipe is closed. 53. Random chance. 54. Yeah. So? 55. Multiplication would imply a bother mirror of the same size popping into existence, not one mirror shattering into countless unique pieces. 56. Birdhouses are cute though and they are also warmer than a standard nest. 57. Eachothers. Like at that point they are the same person effectively. 58. You do have toe tips. Also the vast majority of people are not strong enough to handstand on their fingers. 59. Please see #49. 60. Human imagination is a wonderful and horrible thing. Everyone has fallen a little. Just lengthen that. 61. Ice Cubes are not living things. 62. You succeeded in your objective, which was failing another objective. 63. It all goes to room temperature, which is colder or warmer than it was when you made it. 64. Engineers/repair"men" they could have a doctorate in engineering so could be both. 65. The etymology of the word is long but basically yes it means "to peel off. 66. No it's just cold 67. 2-5, actually. Some can hold it past 20. 68. Yeah, so? 69. They are actually just inflation control for poor people. The government will happily print more money if it needs it and every government has done this. Children pay income/sales/property taxes too, if they own such. This is why the rich don't have to pay taxes. 70. No child has ever been injured by Halloween candy. One was poisoned by their own parents and it's been used as a scare ever since. 71. It's not alive. 72. Yeah. So? 73. No it's bleeding out. 74. The world of Cars doesn't make any sense. Life since he is an HR Giger monster under the hood. 75. See #49 76. Repeat. BOOOOOO 77. Random chance see #49 78. The concept of 1st, 2nd, and 3rd world countries is exceedingly flawed. Outside of rich neighborhoods the United States is technically a 3rd world country. These nations have industry, it's just that greedy corporations like Nike and Adidas steal that labor in sweatshops to sell overpriced sneakers to morons. 79. Marketing. 80. Capitalism is a bitch. 81. Yeah. OK. 82. Yup 83. #49 84. I like having a warm butt. Especially if it's my partner's warmth 85. Nah 86. Never apologize. 87. Ok. 88. Yeah that's how names work. 89. Plastic bottles will fail eventually 90. But not of the edible variety. 91. Your feet run and your nose smells. 92. Random chance. 93. No it's just a big amount of liquid that's denser than air. 94. They are quiet. And small. 95. That would make you pretty much whatever your mom ate while pregnant. This is the law of conservation of mass. I like philosophy. I am a dumpster philosopher.

[@enviousgaming3250]

found this series a few weeks ago and man do I love it

[@merchantziro4285]

This is the Five Stages of Grief

[@zentilovesyou2]

These questions actually have a point

[@Mekcstriker]

"If going to the restroom is 'taking care of business, is having a brain fart 'minding your buisness?'

[@drstone3431]

People with glass have had graphics😂😂😂 man what a hit

[@pavanjotsingh1578]

Why is it call happy birtday when u not happy at all

[@yourgodshaggy8151]

I answered more than half of these questions... I feel 10x more smart now...

[@dantefreeman4606]

Its the mental breakdown that got me

[@AgentTex13]

I'm so glad this came out, I LOVE this

[@eor6242]

"Dude Everytime you jump the force of gravity stays upside down depending on how much force you put in."

[@kabanchan5768]

OMG THIS IS GOLDEN EVAN BE FOR THE VOICE CHANGE

[@thatboy5019]

Yo this is truly amazing

[@justagamer9648]

Actually im surprised that he has not went insane since the first one the most sane person

[@arcturuz6809]

This is hilarious 😂 3rd time rewatching this

[@DOOdags]

Okay the thief one kinda got me

[@thejackofaces6359]

2:20, it’s literally because Apple patented round boxes and won’t let anyone else use them.

[@ShynLamo]

I love this way too much

[@sandhamitizer9706]

I'm digging the long compilation videos.

[@tengenuzui2164]

Bro he can tell the future apple is actually making a car with no windows👁👄👁😳😳

[@shadowdragon4516]

Once you start watching this it’s difficult to stop

[@Wandajones1234]

The way you close and open your eyes😂

[@MrSamuria]

* If an asteroid heads towards Earth, doesn't that mean that Earths gravity is pulling it towards its end? *

[@tyrellfairley9758]

Your videos keep me up at night

[@gjallarhorn456]

Please stop meh brain hurtz

[@cajs100]

questions open minds, statements closes them. also water doesn't expire its the bottle that does

[@1991DOG]

The only thing with all the answers, are the answers itself

[@1991DOG]

If someone is always in question does that mean one of those questions was actually an answer or are they practicing Jeopardy

[@homerunjorge3048]

If time is an illusion, why does It seem slower on a mountain than on a plain

[@shayla-j3h]

I can taste sound, thanks Ryan 😣

[@PhillyOMF]

The Elemelons

[@courtiusmaximus5150]

Cook bacon, bake cookies, cook bacon, bake cookies

[@agentdangercup9218]

I can't stop laughing at this man good work. Not just this video but all of the ones I've seen so far. :D

[@boom350ph]

His room mate has the greatest mental state than a fucking seal who can even survive this

[@victoryismine84]

my brain hurt

[@orig-army8321]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm even this got me thinking

[@TheRealQuinten]

I once yelled out “damn that’s hot as fuck!” The yoga class next door looked me deadlocked and as I got nervous one of the ladies asked “which one of us?” Now… some how… I got in more trouble because my answer was “oh I’m sorry I was talking about my burrito”… for some fucking reason the ladies where pissed off that I had the audacity to say that to them, but where even more pissed off to find out I wasn’t actually addressing them! You can’t win today!

[@africklefrackingperson7496]

If you’re invisible scientifically speaking, you won’t be able to see.

[@silliergaming5262]

Bruh this is just a compilation of a guy showing off his ability to make dad jokes

[@PhoeeL]

I just binged all the shorts?! When did I get here?! Xavier: Dude if you- Oh hell no! No more mind fucks nooooo AAAHHHH Xavier: . . . Dude, you technically have 2 minutes to live. . .

[@THEGRIMREAPER-sq6ed]

The voice reading was sus

[@finalgetsuga4731]

Why is this soo hilarious lmfao

[@2prospectt]

6:32 and the funny part is, you can’t literally read the message without a voice in ur head

[@trudyhowell3885]

The part about Halloween is something I've been thinking of for a long time

[@clxckz153]

This guy is invulnerable from the other guys brain breaking

[@jamichealgates]

Can't wait for season 2

[@Goldfisher]

To answer the question at 8:57, if you try to fail but succeed, you have both failed and succeeded simultaneously. They don’t have to be mutually exclusive.

[@strikinguchiha8139]

Just what I need

[@Clycsm-mystic]

The best and the funniest thing that I've ever seen

[@chiokechase7286]

sometimes i have a dream where i am in a bed in a falling elevator. Its random when it happens but when it does its the exact same as the others.

[@walker2471]

Ah... this brings back memories

[@danielwood4704]

I think we all want to see were this saga will take us

[@KietsuThatGuy]

You technically have 2 minutes to live but every time you breathe it resets the timer🤯

[@tactical6586]

I don’t wanna watch all these again

[@akage7225]

I have no more brain cells

[@ab-3983]

We need a part 2 ASAP.

[@dannytgamer1828]

This dude must be pretty tough to be the only one that can listen to this guy and not have a mental breakdown even their mom couldn’t keep him.

[@driplord6150]

3.14=pie

[@revvy2541]

6:34 Me: holy shit he's on to something

[@ProjectEchoshadow]

The marathon

[@lonewolf-4lfe399]

Can't stop rewatching

[@FlamingType]

This what I think in the bathroom when I forget my phone

[@McChimkin123]

the color orange is named after the fruit. originally the color orange was just called "light red"