When you watch p*rn just for the plot | The School Girl

[@skyroxx]

"Aren't the classes hard?" "She said she likes it hard"

[@Gray0101]

"He said he's gotta give her the D"

[@sivvim]

@@Gray0101 hi I’m your 69th like I am certified at comedy gold

[@Gray0101]

@@sivvim Ha! Nice!

[@Polyglot_English]

Детерминизм это Свобода 🤙 🤙

[@SatoreyGojo]

@@Gray0101 but thats not a passing grade

[@declaniii6324]

That “I’m 18” always gets me even though I know it’s coming 🤣

[@geckogeico2212]

I just wait for that part

[@woerkntwerk5245]

That's what she said.

[@outcast170]

Yeah, he really kept us in suspense this time. Must have picked up a few pointers from that "educational" story telling series he's been binge watching lately.

[@musicalnerd5144]

I click on this video just to hear that line

[@avgppltalking]

“Even though you know she’s* coming”

[@simplysaifskits3847]

he's asking the real questions , he has achieved enlightenment.

[@kairo9084]

eternal postnutclearity :D

[@mrshmuga9]

Laughed the whole way through, haha. Especially “Or the value of mockingbirds and why we shouldn’t kill them. ‘That was my takeaway.’”

[@Polyglot_English]

Детерминизм это Свобода 🤙 🤙 🤙

[@dan-us6nk]

what is that?

[@Sixbbxjdjf]

When I was reading this the video was there just perfect timing

[@brendontshumagolide]

Dad’s best friend 😂😂. “I’m 18” gets me every time

[@AidanKerr]

Another point about this movie, that i personally feel is interesting, is that we never learn exactly what she wants to go to college for. On a surface level it could be seen as a mistake on the writers and a fault in the film. Which could explain it's lower critical rating on sites like Rotten Tomatoes, but it could've been an intentional detail. She doesn't mention what she intends to study in college because she doesn't yet know, she is just doing what society is expecting her to do, whether it be perusing further education or immediately becoming focused on work. Which is why i think the scrapped ending mentioned in the DVD commentary, where she goes and spends a year traveling the world and experiencing new things would've been a better choice, while we wouldn't have gotten as definitive of an ending as the original, i feel like it would've been a much more empowering message.

[@cesartalves]

Underrated comment

[@Countcomfortable]

Forgot to mention the critical plot point that she hates people who use Microsoft

[@theiriscen]

I didnt read what you wrote, just came to comment that its too long and that im not reading it.

[@wolfenstein652]

@@theiriscen In the alternate movie ending she travels the world which is a better ending and might have saved its rotten tomatoes score.

[@cabbage2329]

@@theiriscen Wow! Thank you so much for your input! Truly outstanding! Revolutionary, even! How many Nobel prizes do you wish to recieve for that one, since apparently it was of UTMOST importance that you reply to this comment with that?

[@figo3554]

The classic "I'm eighteen" will never get old. Unlike the schoolgirl.

[@summerrose8110]

She better be 18, or there will be serious legal ramifications will happen.

[@markmolayal9402]

Y'all are missing the point of the movie. Our constant pursuit of good grades, which in and of itself is a result of the constant pursuit of more that our society has normalized, will likely be her downfall. Despite not being good at school, she's being pushed to go to college, where she will undoubtedly struggle with coursework she's ill-suited for while racking up thousands in student debt, because society at large has pushed the notion that college is the only way to succeed in life. If she'd gone to a trade school, or even just gotten a job out of high school, would that be so bad? Zach Star's conversation revolves around solving the problem of how this young blonde will get into college or start a business, but that very line of thinking has doomed many aspiring young adults who were never given the chance to explore alternatives

[@ancientdarkmagic1409]

Yeah I get you. They should definitely prepare highschoolers on Import skills they must know at least to live a Stable life. Like how to do your taxes, how to make a budget and stick with it. Definitely throwing this idea of you need college to be successful is pretty damaging.

[@theonebman7581]

Ok but I wonder, which one of the two is Zach and which one is Star? Like this has been killing me and keeping me awake at night and day ever since the first episode-

[@StarboyXL9]

The real question, is why does she need school in the first place? She should be getting married and starting a family. She can go to college when she's middle aged. She can't start a family then though.

[@kairo9084]

might sound right...but she likes it hard :D

[@cyberceel]

I love how all of Zach's lines read like a Discord conversation!

[@theonebman7581]

Needs more furry emojis and unnecessary RP _nuzzles_

[@Eldoofus]

@@theonebman7581 🤓

[@tirsden]

@@theonebman7581 - complete with markdown nobody asked for and can't toggle off, so actions turn into italics without adding extra keystrokes

[@CunFuzed404]

@@theonebman7581 what server you in my guy???

[@theonebman7581]

@@CunFuzed404 Oh nah, I _am_ the reason those furry emojis and unnecessary RP exist in every server I'm in :D

[@PrimeSuperboy]

When you watch Z*ch just for the plot: "What are you watching?" "Oh, it's just this show about a dude talking to himself"

[@kairo9084]

and beeing extremly funny

[@LeanAndMean44]

What else would you watch it for

[@SirAlpha76]

These sketches are so funny lmao Nice Job as always

[@staticlegend354]

At least she’s old enough to get started with Extra.

[@geckogeico2212]

sum extra d

[@VackerSimon]

I always love the "I'm 18" part of this series 😂

[@johnsmith8981]

Lol Zach just wanted any excuse to test out the flash super speed cgi 🤣

[@Djnosey97]

That "No, she said she likes it hard" had me dying on the floor 🤣🤣🤣

[@brodown64]

I was today years old when I realized Zach Star Himself is just a secondary channel of a bigger youtube channel

[@Sam-si4ip]

Wtf I never knew this

[@yaboyquinnn1838]

This is the most creative way ive seen a sponsored message implemented, and was actually enjoyable and super funny.

[@magegamer806]

I can't even be mad that transition to the sponsor was beautiful

[@kieranjones2346]

That lightning intro was actually incredible

[@chemicalcreations2022]

I literally blinked and missed it.

[@ThelcarusWing]

I'm not sure whats funnier. The video, or the fact that the company's marketing team probably green lit this idea to be an official advertisement for their product.

[@julianbigelow2794]

1:19 I don't know how much broccoli she was eating. One thing is for sure, that teacher probably gave her an extra large dose of vitamin D.

[@tcu1099]

This is the most ballsy ad I've ever seen in my entire life

[@LordEyepatch]

The best *P orn* is the one with actual *Plot.*

[@theonebman7581]

So basically, drawn and in form of comics

[@stix53]

The moment of this series that I prefer is when the girls says: "I'm 18"

[@garorade]

this trilogy shall be nominated for multiple awards

[@Alinor24]

Trilogy? This is part 4.

[@Jamlord2061]

the first one was in two parts m. no?

[@stevenc.6502]

It reminds me of what happened after me and my wife finished extensive home renovations. I rewarded myself by watching a short porn with a schoolgirl in the kitchen scene; and I start thinking "that's a really nice kitchen, where did they get that backsplash?" and then realizing "oh my god, I'm broken!"

[@frostyblade8842]

This is how you know you've achieved true Enlightenment. I've become the same recently

[@definitelynotat-rex72]

Ah yes the sad part about adulting

[@tirsden]

I hear there's a good bit of comments correcting things like military uniform technicalities and whatnot when it comes to these films... but I'm female so, y'know. I wouldn't know. ;)

[@wor1dconquerer170]

@@tirsden what does being a female have to do with it? Females watch porn too.

[@thulanimosesmtimkulu5778]

Man, I remember this one I was watching, then I noticed the chairs where nice and the couch too, I end up not seeing the action and I went to the internet to search those chairs and that couch 😂🤣😆😆😂😂😆 🤣

[@davidno3005]

Zach understood how to advertise stuff while inplementing it INTO the plot.

[@khemoyeevans2956]

The "To kill a mockingbird" slanders were amazing had me wheezing 😂😂😂

[@johnniesalomon1942]

We are waiting for part 3 of the laws we need to implement, and we need it NOW! Thanks for another good laugh man, you're the best :)

[@_davidgoood_]

Watched through the whole ad portion because it fit so good into the sketch 😂

[@SG003]

Her grades are too low now she have to offer her cat to the teacher

[@whoknowswhocares3804]

I'm laughing because there is powdered sugar on his lips with the red shirt too. lmao.

[@SGMsmuuv]

Dude I need more of these in my life 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@internetuser8355]

His ad transitions are always good but this one was extra smooth

[@sivvim]

Dude, I barely noticed the sponsor coming in. I’m subbing TWICE

[@nave3023]

That was the smoothest plug-in I have ever seen

[@JimmyNewCakes]

This is the best ad I've ever watched.

[@squadfam945]

“She said she likes it hard” had me dying 😂

[@theawesomeoone6]

That add was smooth af

[@robbymounce5764]

Anybody else notice how DARK the area under his eyes are……..? BOI! GET SOME SLEEP! lol GREAT VIDEO, thou!

[@MinistryOfMagic_DoM]

This is the best. I want to see "Watching for the plot: Pirates" one day.

[@georgiajeffries5531]

... pirates? Thats a thing?

[@JM-mh1pp]

Hey laugh it up but I actually loved the plot, mostly because they avoid classic porn movie stuff (which would be captain having sex with his female first mate) but no, he always sees her as professional and competent officer and remains totally oblivious to her being... sexually liberated while she treats him with kindness trying her best to always help him advance. This is one movie where if you would actually make it a non-porn movie...it would still work!

[@JM-mh1pp]

@@georgiajeffries5531 Only one of the most expensive porn movies ever made...

[@mac1991seth]

I love all those p*rn tropes shoved into one sentence. So on point.

[@bruce4139]

Honestly zach knows exactly how to do a sponsorship, if you skip the sponsorship then you mis the video, where most people are like let's talk about today's sponsor

[@lbright4568]

the fact that this is sponsored

[@garreswe]

This is the only channel that makes me excited to see a sponsored notice in the beginning because I know there will be a creative ad somewhere in the video 😀

[@SF-cq3lh]

I love how you always find a new snack to eat

[@Alinor24]

Me too and this time I really want it as well, but I think I can't get donuts with powedered sugar anywhere. :/

[@Motoboo_Marine]

I love how seamlessly integrate your sponsors; keep it up bro!

[@Smol_Uni]

I wish this was out before my To Kill A Mockingbird essay was turned in. I was struggling 😂

[@timtimtimmaah]

These are literally just really funny ads and I'm all for them.

[@scfisherhas]

A very creative ad for sure 😂

[@QmanStrider57]

I love the way he works the ads in ONLY person I dont skip ads from

[@frostyblade8842]

That washing machine line made laugh harder than I'd like to admit. This is gold

[@harrykim1696]

This man has the smoothest sponsor transitions holy sh*t I check out the product from respect

[@kalinvaricu5102]

I love your videos man. Always a great source of entertainment. You manage to merge the ad's in with the video really well too. Keep it up man!

[@jordanwolhuter454]

I sometimes watch it for the plot too, but not because it's good, I just like to see how stupid it can get🤣🤣

[@BoredGhostInk]

This is hilarious, thanks for the laugh man

[@Selyidar]

As always, flawless ad integration

[@dbdistrash]

The imagery of how much you must walk back and forth in your videos with your camera stand is astounding

[@Zeperpool]

bro im looking away for 2 seconds next thing they're talking about quantum phisics

[@corpsebyevening]

The "I'm eighteen" might as well be the channel catchphrase at this point.

[@jasonmcconnell5989]

Watching this video got me an add for overcoming porn addiction. Thanks for that

[@iyar220]

I cannot stress how good the ads are

[@anonanon8974]

“Dad’s best friend”. 🤣🤣🤣 I’ve been there on more than one occasion.

[@rogaldorn5486]

This channel is one of the best random finds in my live! You' re pure comedy gold man!

The transition to that ad was so smooth.

[@paulodyballahh9148]

was waiting for this!

[@evanortega6382]

I didn't even realize I was watching a sponsor

[@saxo689]

Me watching this video: “Have I seen this one before? Eh it still does the job”

[@RGC_animation]

Zach is smart by putting the I'm 18 part in the sponsor so people must watch the sponsor to hear that.

[@generowlee]

I like the way you bring the sponsorships in the videos

[@summerrose8110]

0:04- Yay, powdered donuts!!!!!!🤗🥰🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@Apostate_ofmind]

was this an ad all along i have been bamboozled

[@dominiking69]

fk these ridiculously well timed ads. get me everytime😂

[@tanishqdaiya]

This man gets a p-hub subscription from his sponsors lol

[@leickrobinson5186]

OMG! I’m crying it’s so funny! Zach, you are a master!

[@Nintardo]

This is the first ever time I didn't see the segway for a sponsor coming until I was already being told about the sponsor.

[@KaleDarville]

I love how if you took out the graphics you probably wouldn't even notice the sponsor

[@roguetrick4590]

I am not even mad that you made me watch what is basically an ad

[@WisdomVendor1]

"if the pizza boy truly does love the girl, why does he keep slapping her on the ass". Castiel 20??

[@KenReilley]

This is the longest advertisement I've ever laughed at.

[@SHARKFINN50]

The ad read is flawless omg

[@T3WI]

These ad transitions are so clean

[@lostmeme9862]

I love how you said last semester before going to college meaning you are referring to the a teen part of 18 and up.

[@tarrySubstance]

"I'm 18" this make me laugh.

[@androrobuiques9497]

This is just one big commercial with an elaborate set-up

[@alanmakoso1115]

Is no one gonna talk about how smooth that transition to the ad was?

[@gerinchoo9162]

The most optimistic take on porn I've ever seen

[@Antheraws]

Zach needs to be a fucking sales man. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Some._.Random._.Person]

The only creator where I actually enjoy the ads

[@realmichaeltian]

the sponsored segment transition was a work of art

[@jonathanstarnes8466]

I love these videos. I also love the Extra card :D it’s really useful!

[@pialdas6835]

Something's wrong with me. I cracked up when he named the professions 🤣🤣

[@Sandicaprio]

You can't skip an ad here cause that's also the part of the plot

[@zeg2651]

"Maybe the class is just to hard." "No, she said she likes it hard"😂

[@axllow3914]

I see hallway Zach has mastered ancient chinese martial arts to show up as fast as he can when he hears the jingle lmao

[@tuqann]

This is by far the most charming advertisement I've ever seen

[@arthurfleck3506]

So no one is going to point out the "Of Mice and Women" joke.

[@Mike-zb7jl]

When my kids will ask me what’s perfection I’ll show them this channel

[@alistortheradiodemon9911]

I got to say that was a smooth transition into that sponsorship

[@snipercarman]

Always phenomenal