The worst people to watch a movie with

[@fudgefactor1639]

I don’t like how this video normalizes the shooting of fictitious Twitter people? Shootings are bad? But I guess I just care about others? I like adding question marks to make it seem like I’m inflecting my voice because being passive aggressive isn’t an annoying personality trait? Neither is excessive sarcasm?

[@phantom8926]

I love you so much for this comment. Pure gold.

[@ZachStarHimself]

Pinned cause this cracked me up.

[@lexhachet6474]

This is beautiful

[@jsstories9577]

You posted two hours ago this video was posted two hours ago lmao rn

[@stygianmoon1716]

Leaving this for when this comment blows up

[@fhwkeifuenw]

Actually the biggest pothole in Christmas movies is how none of the parents believe in Santa when presents they didn't buy literally appear over night

[@monochrome_soft9472]

y’know- i never thought about it before but yeah wtf. either santa exists but hasn’t been doing his job until like the end of the movie, or all the parents in the world, including the main character parents, are completely oblivious to the fact that presents just magically appear under the christmas tree on christmas eve year after year

[@dsdy1205]

Santa's actually a Keter level SCP that implants memories of having bought presents directly into parents' brains

[@starlegends3092]

XD HAHAHA true!

[@ZainIsInPain]

magic, they "remember" that they bought it but it was santa

[@zjsz4954]

“Wow great gift honey jimmy boy really liked that -thing-!” “Quit joking around I know you bought that for him” “ohh riiight“”Santa”” brought it ;;)”

[@magor7629]

Being the plothole guy with other friends is the best when watching a trashy movie. I love it, when everyone dismantles the movie.

[@agonleed3841]

it's pretty dumb to be the pothole person DURING the movie. just enjoy it THEN poke holes in it. it's also good to see that a movie crams everything into a short time span so knowing when to excuse things is important as well

[@adolfhipsteryolocaust3443]

@@agonleed3841 sometimes the commentary is vetter than the movie itself

[@Kurosaki259]

@@adolfhipsteryolocaust3443 that's how you know when the movie is trash

[@adolfhipsteryolocaust3443]

@@Kurosaki259 most movies are trash, it's better tomake fun of them rather than pay attantion

[@paradoxzee6834]

Me and my aunt last year watch Jurassic World together, we agree if that was real life they would all die at least 5 times. Have fun talking how unrealistic it is, that was half the fun

[@neonbunnies9596]

Simple solution: Just don't watch movies with others

[@VORASTRA]

nah, gonna do that tomorrow.

[@biffin1123]

Some movies are way more enjoyable when watching with others.

[@notjohn2672]

don't watch movies at all, hey

[@IWubYooz]

@@notjohn2672 This is pretty much me as well. But even if I do decide to watch a movie I'll do it alone. I've never understood movies as a social activity. At best we're not socializing and at worst they're probably annoying me as I try to watch a movie.

[@praesidium4278]

@@IWubYooz You must have learned from experience haha!

[@chrisquiett1776]

I’m actually okay with the sleeper.. they don’t ruin the movie lol

[@davidalmeida1929]

Unless they snore...

[@RGC_animation]

But when they sleep at cinemas they are wasting $10 that could've been used otherwise.

[@arcticwolflover263]

@@davidalmeida1929 or scream in their sleep

[@BiblemanTF]

or you dont wanna wake em

[@spicysalsa9529]

@@davidalmeida1929 Or if they sleep talk

[@egusisoup1826]

"If I have to explain it to you, then I'm not explaining it to you" - Every comment section disagreement ever

[@geckogeico2212]

You're wrong.

[@schere1721]

@@geckogeico2212 why?

[@Pangsit969]

@@schere1721 because he is wrong

[@kyleterry5190]

@@Pangsit969 why is he wrong?

[@Hdhxhhdhxhdbd]

@@kyleterry5190 if I have to explain it to you then I am not explaining it

[@samsulh314]

Regarding realism, there’s “good unrealistic” and “bad unrealistic.” A character being bulletproof: good unrealistic. That character’s regular t-shirt being bulletproof: bad unrealistic.

[@darthmaul8278]

I think its good that Hulks shorts are rip proof though

[@dariuschong4574]

@@darthmaul8278 NO I WANT TO SEE BIG GREEN SWORD

[@ButWhyMe...]

@@dariuschong4574 Sword....? Bruh

[@alius9392]

@@dariuschong4574 BIG GREEN SWORD

[@dsdy1205]

@@dariuschong4574 sometimes I pray for God to take away my ability to read

[@radiazkilfonte1597]

I am #2 (plothole guy) and my wife is #4 (asking stuff instead of watching the movie) We belong with each other. Everybody hate watching movies with us. It's beautiful.

[@oliviag6407]

I’m number 4, at this point I just look the plot of the movie up before I watch it or as I’m watching it. I’m also number 5 so at least I don’t try to guess what happens when I already know

[@ajanilynx]

I agree with them

[@Lucky9_9]

@@oliviag6407 HOLY SHIT THIS MAKES SO MUCH FUCKING SENSE!! Thank you SO much for saying this!!! FINALLY I'm going to be able to watch movies without constantly bugging people speculating wondering what the gel is happening next Rofl

[@jonathanathor117]

I used to be the talker.

[@catfacecat.]

I'm both number 2 and 4 It must be a pain to watch a movie with me.

[@Fishbeings]

Another one the predictor. The one that knows too much about plot and storytelling and can spoil a movie without having seen it before.

[@garfieldseviltwin97]

Basically Dylan is in Trouble

[@flissgong8503]

I'm a predictor and it annoys me as well... like I'm watching a movie and my brain tells me 'they're never going to see each other again. This was set up at these moments when they tell us this about this side character.' And 75% of the time it's correct.

[@abbysaurus_rex]

I knew that darth Vader was Luke’s father. I mean, his name is literally darth father. How was that such a big reveal? Lol

[@jodeciS]

I'm that one

[@wifparanoid]

@@flissgong8503 and then you see others be like "holy shit that's the biggest twist in history!!"

[@figo3554]

"He's literally in a clown costume." "So as the cardiologist?" Had me rolling. Also I'm the plothole dude, and used to be a heavy questions asker (but I'm still the talker). I'm sorry.

[@MGSVxBreakpoint]

tfw you know within like Six words EXACTLY what Todd Phillips movie he‘s refering to

[@romangonzalezadrianmaurici6302]

Try to talk more after the movie because sometimes the plotholes are explsined until the end.

[@spooky2526]

@@romangonzalezadrianmaurici6302 yea exactly, I'm the plothole guy but I always wait until after the film to complain, dont want to annoy people and also be wrong simultaneously lol

[@THEMATT222]

same, lol

[@deathknight1239]

@@spooky2526 Exactly, i do the same thing

[@justanotherpersononyoutube665]

"If I have to explain it to you, then I'm not explaining it to you" That's pure gold

[@justinbrinson7108]

There’s also that one person who’s always trying super hard to explain the movie and get you invested in it.

[@hunormagyar1843]

Yeah like... could as well just shut up. It's way too hard not to give the opposite effect with this. lol If the movie doesn't get you invested in itself, then chances are you'll probably consider the movie sh*t, and this type of guy an idiot.

[@kwad9145]

@@hunormagyar1843 Bro I hate this type of guy, even if it's a type of movie I would actually enjoy, it instantly makes me uninvested in it and not watch it

[@kingol4801]

I love those kinds of people.

[@themodprosbros6373]

unfortunately thats me

[@YonatanAvhar]

My mom seems to think that leaving for the bathroom in the middle doesn't require pausing, so she then comes back and starts asking questions. And we we do pause she then asks why we paused

[@V.U.4six]

Omg my mom is similar She claims we don’t need to pause but she’s just gonna ask about it later anyway so we might as well

[@RRW359]

To be fair if I knew using the Bathroom requires the movie to be disrupted I wouldn't want them to pause it for me either. It's also normal in Theatres to ask basic questions about if anything is happening after using the bathroom.

[@filipposaatkamp6337]

@@RRW359 Well, you can't pause a theater.

[@RRW359]

@@filipposaatkamp6337 So should I disrupt everyone watching by using the bathroom and needing them to pause or should I hold it and be unable to pay attention? What if there are multiple people watching and they go at different times? What if we're on a schedule and I don't want the viewing to take much longer than the official run time?

[@ohhh2.0]

I see where you're coming from and what you mean, but if possible I do prefer pausing, I'd rather pause and wait for everyone unless everyone is needing to consistently go that you're pausing over 5 times, than it doesn't make sense to really be watching a movie together.

[@FlyingMozzarella]

Thumbnail: "It's just so unrealistic!" Me: "Him uploading so frequently is what's unrealistic"

[@Dylonely_9274]

Indeed lol

[@VORASTRA]

he anounced that before....

[@MGSVxBreakpoint]

Literally Zach (on Twitter) a few days ago: Guys, I‘m quitting my boring ass engineering job to be a full time KZbin comedian. #YOLO

[@VORASTRA]

@@MGSVxBreakpoint he posted on youtube about 25 days of posting

[@chrisquiett1776]

@@VORASTRA and I’m grateful for it.. 25 days of Xmas!

[@engagepwner3396]

I am the one who looks for plotholes. The fact that he stopped after a a few questions and didn't say the movie was trash because it didn't make sense compared to real-life is inaccurate. How am I supposed to take this skit seriously?

[@anshumanagrawal346]

Ikr

[@draconite7515]

Yeah like when a monster came in and literally doesn't fucking starve to death. How am i supposed to take this seriously?

[@blueberryoatmeal4009]

You know, that's an excellent point but there's a very good counterargument based on - zzz...

[@dynosaurrrr]

😂😂😂

[@wanderlustoceans8205]

I thought i was the only one lol xD

[@johnchessant3012]

I don't see how anything could've been normalized in this video when it didn't show anyone calculate any magnitudes of vectors.

[@vibaj16]

With some ways of animating the blood spurt out of the leg being shot, it might spray with an initial velocity parallel to the normal of the surface of the leg around that area

[@skreeet]

john

[@TheSpacePlaceYT]

@@skreeet What do those variables represent?

[@colelarson6332]

Here's another one for ya: The Film Geek The person that always talks about the camera shots and edits. They focus more on the how the movie did certain shots and effects rather then just enjoying the movie as a entertainment product.

[@butyoudidnt4387]

THIS I really hate when people do this

[@datdankdj8264]

I’m like that occasionally

[@PrototypeFilms1]

I kind of do that...

[@anomaly395]

Dude seriously. I was literally just talking about this. So many people just keep cherry picking on how the movie was made instead of just watching the damn movie. A lot of comment sections of movie clips or even just other KZbin videos I go to are just talking about nothing but that and it’s so annoying. I was reading this one comment section and 99% of the comments talked about nothing but the editing and the creator. Nobody talked about the video itself (which was a good video btw).

[@JustJustin.]

I'm kinda like that, but only if the editing is distracting. In fact just last night I watched "Don't look up" and the editing was just so jarring for an already not so good movie.

[@gokhan4461]

My ex used to do give away spoilers while watching a movie... And the worst "spoiler guys" are the ones who ask you "oh, do you mind spoilers btw?" AFTER they told you the spoiler. And if you make the mistake of saying "nevermind, it's ok" just to be polite, they start to spoil the whole movie. Bruh, we're literally watching it, shut up lmao

[@williammouthfitondeeznutz8733]

Science student would always talk about how nonsense a sci-fi movies.

[@garden3818]

Same with history nerds and history films. As a fellow history nerd, please, guys, this is just a movie. If it captures the atmosphere of the time period thats good enough

[@shipwreck9146]

You should watch The Expanse... It is so insanely accurate with physics stuff

[@kyleterry5190]

From a science school here, we spend most of lunchtime debating other options and scenarios the prota and the movie could've used to produce better results instead of just finishing the damn movie

[@barry8871]

Same with my medical students friend. When a character do CPR and do some blood-rate checking, I'll be "shut up, again, I don't care whether they did it right or not".

[@fuu_sye4344]

@@garden3818 As someone who loves history, yeah. But if the series/movie makes the characters wear 2000s prom dresses instead of something with a medieval look to it, I die a little inside. This is my only problem. Please idc how much they changed the plot for unnecessary drama, for the love of god make their clothes fit in too.

[@randomname8616]

As a plothole guy (there seem to be a lot of us) I only look for a plothole within the established rules of the world they set up in, so if they have some magic or future tech in that world I'm totally fine with it but if something goes against their own rules then it bothers me. Like if I, as a first-time watcher, can see the contradiction then that means it's both bad writing and no one cared enough to double check if everything made sense. Like if you do fantasy stuff at least make it make sense/consistent. Also things like enemies ganging up on the good guy but approaching him one by one instead of attacking him at the same time or many enemies shooting at the non-bullet proof good guy(s) but somehow missing 100+ bullets/shots bother me as well. Like at least make it somewhat believable.

[@pietromancinelli6013]

Yeah, me too

[@SquidwardsArchive]

Its especially fun to do that with Star Wars Episode 9

[@sonicrunner1507]

@@SquidwardsArchive the entire sequel trilogy really but it is especially fun with that one

[@othamneil8958]

When you gang up on someone, it wouldn't be wise to go in at the same time. It's best illustrated in John Wick.

[@cortster12]

@@othamneil8958 Uh, no, it absolutely would be wise to go in at the same time, you just can't be dumb about it like they were in John Wick. Also, they attacked FREAKING JOHN WICK. First mistake, haha.

[@shanhussain6114]

Don't forget the "wannabe filmmakers" who always starts with "okay, you know why that shot was so awesome?...." I mean, dude we're watching the same movie. I saw the shot!!! Let the picture end first!!!

[@egoworks5611]

Sooo true bro lol

[@ChristmasPterodactyl]

When I'm watching a movie I've seen before I become this. Its fine when rewatching films with friends who've also seen it before, but the fact that I can't not do it means that I have to leave the room if I don't want to ruin somebody else's first experience.

[@AustinNightShadow]

I am one of these people but only after the movie ends.

[@barry8871]

there also the "fact guy" which I am when rewatching movie, but never to I watch with someone who is at their first experience and be like "that guy is the director", "she's actually his girlfriend in real life", "you know this line is actually a callback to the first movie in 2004"

[@Smollest_Jordie]

My brother

[@opeixenemo]

i love watching movies with my dad and we spend THE ENTIRE TIME pointing out plot holes and camera mistakes, it's our best time together

[@natalya402]

My sisters and I love to analyze movies together, especially when we like them. My sister took a class on movie music in college so shes always pointing out how the soundtrack sets the scene, and we are always pausing the movie to talk about it. Anyone else watching with us gets annoyed sometimes that we keep talking, but it makes it more fun to me

[@makssachs8914]

To each their own.

[@PurpleRupees]

The most accurate depiction of Twitter i’ve seen.

[@EmilioRecore]

I actually find it quite funny to joke about how ridiculous events in a movie would be if they were in real life

[@emmasilver2332]

I do this during a second watching with friends who have also seen it at least once and are okay with me doing it

[@billaras54]

I keep pointing out plot armor and unrealistic fight scenes in action movies. Oh no.....

[@VORASTRA]

after playing ksp i can't seriously watch some space movies that try to be realistic and fail in pretty obvious cases

[@aquatax24]

@@VORASTRA or any space movie for that matter

[@VORASTRA]

@@aquatax24 if the movie doesn't pretend to be realistic, you can just disable your brain. Star Wars, for example. All physic rules are disabled for artistic view.

[@dez135]

It's like i can tell It's for the action and story but when the heroes get slammed through concrete, buildings and other things that should definitely kill them then completely fine and able to fight but then go down to something super simple so the villan can escape

[@abdulsameeh_666]

@@aquatax24 watched gravity? Or Interstellar? Or space Odyssey? Lol

[@Sir_Adam]

I was watching Mission Impossible 4 with "friends", Friend one was "calling everything that she thought would happen, Friend two was saying how unrealistic it was for Tom Cruise to hold on to an Airplane even though he actually did for the stunt. Good times.

[@aysenur6761]

I'm the second one and my roommate is a sleeper. Throughout the movie, I complain to the walls and she keeps nodding her head semi-consciously... best thing ever.

[@emeraldhamster]

I hate how after I got into high school, I became basically much smarter and self aware but that also means that I don't want to look like an idiot while watching a movie and enjoying it if that movie is bad, so I have become that guy who finds every plothole

[@obiwankenobi8271]

Hello there!

[@agamer5953]

General Kenobi

[@elliotjullier6738]

Ah yes, the negotiator

[@FlyingMozzarella]

@@agamer5953 nice pfp 😂

[@Dylonely_9274]

Why did you give up against your student ?

[@rockyhooks3372]

The negotiations were short

[@mariahmacklin1304]

What about those people who start an entire conversation the second you start a movie. Similar to the talker except it’s always at the beginning of the movie. I got to the point with my family members where I’d pause the movie and listen to them, just waiting in silence, and eventually they got the hint. Or the people who have extremely loud or exaggerated laughs or loud reactions to every single thing that happens even if you’re in a crowded movie theater.

[@jessica8815]

I joined in on a movie my husband was watching one evening. He was like over 45 minutes into this movie and he started asking me questions about what was happening and I caught him up based on the 5 minutes I had watched and he still had questions. Like you’ve been watching this movie longer than me 😂

[@datdankdj8264]

I’m the “plot hole looker” but occasionally enjoy suspending my disbelief, I’m also the “dude you gotta watch this part it’s SO funny” guy

[@acompleterandom7360]

Oh great, looks like I'm ok to watch a film with, altough I think people get annoyed because I constantly come up with new theories whilst we're watching.

[@Styrac]

I know someone like all of these. And I'm the second one (but I try to reserve it for things I'm supposed to take as realistic [there's this scene in a movie that still kinda annoys me where the climax of the movie is a kid shoots and kills his father who is a serial killer and frames it to look like a suicide, except there's no way anyone would conclude that someone shot from five feet away with a gun looks the same as someone shooting themself in the head. The angle would be wrong, theyd expect to see burn marks from the gun that wouldn't be there, etc...])

[@jasonreed7522]

My mom is the talker/questions about the future (especially when i have already seen it, like wait 5mins and everything will be explained) and my dad is the sleeper. I'm the plotholes, but only when they break my suspension of disbelief. But i atleast wait till the end to point them out. Like in Legend of the 10 rings, the bus fight scene should have stopped when the line to the airbrakes was cut, because airbrakes have springs to keep them naturally on full braking and use the air to hold the pads apart. But i think that was the only noticable plot hole, everything else was either magic or plausible.

[@khaledm.1476]

The fight was cool tho, I am the type to just watch and say nothing or make gags and puns across the movie

[@randominternetguy3537]

Wow I never knew that. That makes sense.

[@RGC_animation]

Unless it directly contradicts the rule established by the story itself, I don't usually care about plot holes. The movie's gotta happen somehow, it's okay if not everything makes sense.

[@FG011]

@@khaledm.1476 yeah I'm totally the puns too

[@vibaj16]

@@RGC_animation There have been some pretty big ones that completely confused me, like in Home, where they show directions on how to get to Earth, but they're all already on Earth...

[@enricogomez3380]

Plothole guy: thinks he’s smart but says the obvious

[@spooktoonz]

The spoiler is literally everything I try to avoid. The plot hole seaker is annoying as hell The sleeper is ok. The one who doesn’t pay attention is something I’ve been, but I still get enough information to understand the movie. The Twitter user can go back to the fiery pits if hell they came from.

[@ajanilynx]

Agree

[@mr.nothappy301]

i am a plot hole seeker in some cases but in a funny way mostly not like the one in the video

[@JD_10]

You didnt talk about the talker, which is me lol

[@AshenDemon]

1:17 That's me with the Terminator Franchise and The Flash TV show.

[@howto7235]

Recently watched a movie with someone with a pretty well written villain who was on their phone for half of the movie and then said 'the villain is so badly written and emotionless'.

[@khalilbryant6317]

You forgot the "the book was better" people

[@nimzi4479]

The "Twitter" conversation is an accurate description of the cesspool side of Twitter.

[@builtinaday_2373]

The first time I watched The Princess Bride, the people I was watching it with just _wouldn't shut up_ even after I asked them to, and then I ended up snapping at them, and then I ended up screaming at them, and then they _kept talking_

[@NoodleProductions]

I feel personally attacked by the second one… I have pulled out my phone to fact check a movie on multiple occasions.

[@halvsketchy9293]

Some plotholes are okay to point out though- like in famtastic beasts 2 when mcGonnagal is teaching at hogwarts in a year where she isnt even supposted to be born yet

[@StephanieJeanne]

"Isn't this The Notebook?" 😆 These people are so annoying and I never fall asleep watching a movie...*cough cough. 😂👍

[@CandyGirl44]

We were in a movie theatre with colleagues on a course. The one literally would shout, look behind you, or something similar at the most dramatic parts of the movie. Luckily, other theatre goers asked her to shut up, and eventually to move to the empty seats in the front row when she couldn't restrain herself. Otherwise, it would have been very awkward to interact with her on the course for the rest of the week. I didn't think people could actually be like this until then😅😅😅

[@adriahrin3284]

4:45 then the guy revives and says: that's exactly what i was talking about, they should delete this movie from existing for making people opress eachother!

[@chrisjackson1889]

Every reason person’s fantasy

[@galaxyace9492]

"You know this is a movie right? and it's John Wick" 😂🤣

[@philosphorus9442]

You forgot the guy that keeps pausing it to make a prediction.

[@sunshinelolipops1]

Omg the sleeper, the talker, and the person not paying attention and later asking questions are my biggest pet peeves. I had one friend where we couldn't even get through 30 seconds of any movie because he kept having to interrupt and go on some irrelevant monologue about his life story. And omfg how hard is it to just stay awake or not be on your phone for like an hour

[@beskamir5977]

This is why I watch films alone. I'm almost every single one of those people rolled up into one.

[@cyaneddsworld-2870]

The talker and the spoiler would perfectly fit together tbh

[@tarabaumgarten3827]

I always love the argument "they could have shot them in the leg" in any scenario it's used. There are arteries in the legs, and if those get shot, you're dead. Even if they don't shoot the arteries directly, the bone that gets shot will shatter and most likely puncture those arteries, killing you.

[@JD_10]

Yeah, (depending on where) getting shot in the leg can kill you in like 2 minutes lol

[@plaguedoctor5145]

I know someone similar to the phone guy who asks but for games. Whenever I take them through a game they SKIP THE CUTSCENES and then ask what's going on

[@datdankdj8264]

One of the many reasons I don’t like watching movies with others is Bc I always feel like I’m getting on their nerves, I like to watch them by myself so I can comment, and crack as many jokes as I want without bothering people

[@acemarie3017]

Me and certain family members enjoy laughing at movies and pointing out absurd plot holes like "why didn't she just tell him? Everything would've been avoided if she did the only sensible thing" or "How did his clothes not burn off in that raging fire?". When we watch with everyone else we whisper the absurdities to one another.😂 My and my "certain" family members search out the worst movies with bad acting and plenty of cheese for torturous fun.🤣

[@Dondlo46]

Sometimes my father tells his friends to watch some great movies or series, he starts explaining what's the main story about, then he keeps talking too much and spoils everything

[@styxthistle497]

Today I learned that I'm one of the worst people to watch a film with... but it's ok cos I prefer to watch them alone anyway

[@walter4708]

when you're friends with a Physics student and he starts to point out unrealistic gravity:D

[@redking36]

I must admit, I am the annoying one that looks for every plot hole and also tries to predict out loud what will happen next.

[@agent-33]

This is why I prefer watching alone.

[@madokakaname4775]

The twitter user one is too accurate omg. This and the one who notices every plot hole are the most annoying to me, and then the phone user, because they spoil the fun or immersion

[@dennisrocket9825]

2:42 i knew it was the joker movie when he mentioned the subway

[@numbers93]

The Talker and the Spoiler sound like they would be a match made in heaven

[@matthewtalbot-paine7977]

I hate it when you understand how something works in a film but the people who worked on the movie don't so you are sitting there shouting at the tv "why did you just cock your gun?"

[@tuckergoodin7684]

Like when someone pumps a shotgun like 50 times for "dramatic effect" when in actuality they're just launching their shells and making the weapon next to useless? Yeah that's annoying.

[@bhavydugar6665]

Four videos of Zach star on the first four days. Must say December’s really getting off with a hell of a start

[@Notreallyrihaan]

Is it bad that I come under every single one of those topics

[@keo9272]

yes

[@HipHopAn0n]

Its not good

[@GagaTube1]

Yes.

[@ThePlagueMaker]

nah bro you fine

[@catgoaaaaaaaaaaa6152]

You're a twitter user?

[@fuzbymchayle2615]

My brother is the talker and my dad just predicts what happens in the movie before it happens

[@gigi.l]

As a proud plot hole person, the worst types of people to watch movies with are people who DON'T want to pause the movie at random times and discuss the plot holes/unrealistic aspects/predict the ending/say what they would do if they were in the movie... So I guess all these types just have to find each other to have a good time...or watch movies alone

[@gumtoonistbeats7842]

wow okay so its hard to watch a movie with someone who actually wants to watch the movie, this is why nobody wants to watch with your type

[@gigi.l]

@@gumtoonistbeats7842 no, I just like actively watching the movie Idk why you're so triggered, I'm not forcing you to watch a movie with me or anything geez

[@anactualfingbottleofranch747]

Lmfao the little sleeping sound you did for the sleeper one sent me

[@juancarlos-oc4qi]

and then there's me the guy that has to pee at the climax of the movie and pauses it to go pee so he wont miss a thing

[@FentonHardyFan]

I try so hard not to spoil things, but sometimes when I’m watching something with one of my sisters, she’ll be able to tell what will happen based on changes in my breathing. 😐

[@crazycookie4645]

This is why I never watch movies with others. For my sake and theirs because I’d be lying if I said that I don’t point out how stupid and nonsensical the things in movies get.

[@bekuti1034]

Whenever my friends haven’t seen a movie I’ll give them a deadline to watch it before I spoil everything.

[@Todsor]

How about stone-wall type? Those who watch with no reaction and indifferent to plot twist.

[@EZPCTECH]

"Twitter user" was so accurate 😄

[@Subxenox15]

The spoiler is my mother....She doesn't even realize she's spoiling stuff it's the worst. I got my wife into watching Boston Legal, and she wanted to watch an episode with us. She casually mentions THE VERY FINAL SCENE OF THE ENTIRE SERIES and doesn't even flinch...

[@mnArqal93]

I've been the victim of The Sleeper, often finding myself watching movies on my own anyway lol I'm the one who ends up so focused on watching something, I forget about a lot of things. Or I tend to like guessing what's going happen, only to always get it wrong.

[@matthewtalbot-paine7977]

The problem with getting some to watch star wars is you are tempted to show them in order 1,2,3,4,5,6 but that first movie drags on for so long before anything even slightly interesting happens.

[@SerosJoker]

Why the hell would you show Star Wars to someone in that order on their first viewing?

[@Smollest_Jordie]

456123

[@matthewtalbot-paine7977]

@@Smollest_Jordie What about 7,8 9? lol I couldn't keep a straight face saying that.

[@Julian-pw5mv]

@@SerosJoker because it is the chronological order and it makes palpatine being the villain a gradual transition when if you go 456123 thats already spoiled. Yes you lose the I am your father twist, but that is literally the single most famous reveal in any movie ever, everyone already knows. Watching it in that order, in my opinion also makes 456 better because you actually know some stuff about lines they say, like for example when they talk about the clone wars now you are like "hey i know what that is" instead of da fuq is that and then forgetting about it. Machete order is best order though. That way you still get to keep the i am your father twist, but without having amy real knowledge of who the emperor is making his rise more intresting.

[@matthewtalbot-paine7977]

@ambassador Yeah that's the only reason I would show them in that order. People who watch modern movies expect modern pacing and modern technology but you aren't going to get that from a 40 ish year old film

[@eddiefirstenberg1000]

And then there's me, the Loredumper. I'll be watching LotR with you and then go on a two hour rant about how Aragorn is literally Arwen's cousin without even realizing that we missed the Charge of the Rohirrim, AKA the greatest moment in cinema ever.

[@agtheboy]

Can we just take a minute to appreciate the straight bangers the last 3 days

[@Kaldrin]

My dad is always on his phone and then is like "I'm struggling to follow the movie I don't understand it's too complicated"

[@josiah9712]

This is literally my whole family including me

[@KNGszn]

"There have been 9 saw movies" I nearly choked on my food and died when this happened

[@ottovonbismarck4497]

This is why I love and also hate cinemas. You get the best movie watching experience but you also have all these archetypal assholes sitting next to you. I remember watching dune and some kids behind me just laughing through half of it.

[@kingol4801]

To be fair, Dune was a laughable movie all around.

[@francargeric1]

The sleeper is me everytime someone makes me watch a musical lmao. Can't help it.

[@SeSaGaming]

I mean, im not the plothole guy. But I call out "BS" when someone uses a gun and NEVER reloads.

[@SeSaGaming]

@ambassador exactly! Like wtf?

[@kingol4801]

Why not? Blaster rules. Makes for a more fun gun dynamic instead of “hide beings corner, wait until they have to reload, shoot etc”.

[@miyawedaplayer1237]

I try to glance at people subtly if I can to see their reaction. Unfortunately some people I know ask questions that haven’t been answered yet (like pausing the movie to try to inadvertently get spoilers with their questions)

[@pink9113]

3:00 I'm guilty...

[@chrisjackson1889]

Same😔

[@tennesseedarby5319]

Don’t forget the one that points out every actor along with all the movies that they and their entire family were in.

[@firewater3523]

I might be a bad person because i enjoy the company of the people that look for plot holes everywhere

[@matildasviper942]

As soon as "The Twitter User" popped up on screen I knew it was going to be him accusing the movie of normalizing something problematic lmfao. I literally saw a popular post once on there that claimed that you shouldn't write racist characters, even as bad people, because it normalizes racism. Like, bro. . .?

[@arcticwolflover263]

i loved when the twitter user got repeatedly shot made me laugh XD

[@benjocaz45]

I feel called out and yet also heard with every single one of these (except Twitter)

[@kakeara1588]

You forgot: Bitches who eat all the popcorn before the movie even starts Its me i'm bitches

[@LizBizBean]

My bro's the one who asks question when we haven't seen the movie. Even when he has. We always say "We've never seen this before"

[@gergabendi]

1:00 gotta love Jumpstreet 22 😃

[@chrisjackson1889]

Zach placed a mirror in front of me and now I would like to apologise to every person I have ever watched a movie with. I will get help

[@Ogrodnik95]

I read enough books and watched enough movies to notice cheap plot and stupid characters. It pisses me off so much. My ex hated that when we were watching movies together i was pointing each noticable plothole before movie reached end.

[@unstablespatula6459]

Im loving these daily uploads dude :)