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@nemshaddd2 жыл бұрын
What a guy! hes out there posing as a dealer but secretly helping people get through their addiction by not showing up
@0sminbonilla4272 жыл бұрын
tru if standing 10 hours in the cold wont change you nothing will
@lukamodric10202 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@mikebar422 жыл бұрын
It's weed mofo
@JW01212 жыл бұрын
@@mikebar42 Been there said that , you will learn when your older
@mikebar422 жыл бұрын
@@JW0121 I've learned already
@at38972 жыл бұрын
He said he'll be there in 5 minutes, there's no need to remind him every hour about it
@BikeRush2 жыл бұрын
@@realpyro6969 bruh
@babyfood95372 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@sharzlarz22992 жыл бұрын
@@BikeRush what did they say
@slothymango2 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@novakalbatross62742 жыл бұрын
Exactly. 5 mins means 5 mins. He doesn't need reminding a 5th time 5 hours later n that. CAMON
@rohethan112 жыл бұрын
5 minutes = 5 business days
@thicccjabba51492 жыл бұрын
5 weeks
@vibheshmishra11922 жыл бұрын
@@thicccjabba5149 5 decades
@anyonegotasnickersbar2 жыл бұрын
5 centuries
@kelvinkeme93972 жыл бұрын
Shipping takes time, they don't get it, lol
@princen25612 жыл бұрын
5 millenniums
@swashy31102 жыл бұрын
Cheese
@schwuzi2 жыл бұрын
You'd think he has to come to the spot to film every couple hours to get a darker sky when in reality it probably took less than an hour to go from daytime to darkness 😂😂
@SINGHISKINNG12 жыл бұрын
Dave is that u??
@swashy31102 жыл бұрын
@@schwuzi fr, winter be wildin
@Waseemmmm2 жыл бұрын
I thought I saw that too
@_Professor_Oak2 жыл бұрын
@@swashy3110 I mean, it takes less than an hour to do that in any season but yeah love love love
@Saltyuwu2 жыл бұрын
Man could've just done the whole skit in 30 minutes but he actually waited there until it got dark. Appreciate that.
@ethernal20722 жыл бұрын
Coulda been right outside his house
@NikoSaga2 жыл бұрын
@@ethernal2072 I can bet on that :D
@mhthekilla2 жыл бұрын
@@ethernal2072 who cares? That's not the point lol. It's not the location, it's the time he waited.
@yazzy31772 жыл бұрын
@@mhthekilla who said he waited
@piggi25502 жыл бұрын
@@yazzy3177 tf if mans not waiting for night, how else it gonna come. 😂
@Hank Lawton wouldn’t of thought anything less of you whilst your trash talking a 13 year old over the internet.
@tanzila25682 жыл бұрын
Man said 'I can literally see you, you look nice bro'. Fully mocking it
@SESK982 жыл бұрын
My dealer is pretty reliable, he runs his business like an actual business. Even has people to fill in to keep it going 24/7
@arun35682 жыл бұрын
what is dealer of?
@mr.khan.h36952 жыл бұрын
@@arun3568 of love
@Rapidz4ak2 жыл бұрын
yeah keep away from dealers that work by themselves very lazy and unreliable
@Taporeee2 жыл бұрын
@@mr.khan.h3695 Haha
@lancepatti3192 жыл бұрын
send the number
@Ben-tt6bh2 жыл бұрын
Now I’ve realised what my dealer says when he says “waiting for the Re-Up” 😂
@abusyofficial2 жыл бұрын
what does it mean
@Castro472 жыл бұрын
@@abusyofficial waiting to get more weed. He ran out
@lucidcactus40422 жыл бұрын
When they tell me that shit I just hit someone else up fuck that. But some guys be like OTW but low key waiting to re up and that’s why they take like 2-3 hours when it should’ve been like 30 mins at the most if they’re on the way.
@Ben-tt6bh2 жыл бұрын
@@abusyofficial a Re up?
@TheEmpireAnimations2 жыл бұрын
@@Ben-tt6bh re = again or repetition up = fill up ... waiting for his supplier basically
@Kiwi--nk6dq2 жыл бұрын
I died when he said you’re looking fresh you got them on and the camera zooms to the sliders! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@MistahJay72 жыл бұрын
I like how it starts off with the minor disappointment of not having the strain you want lol
@maximalsakerhet79302 жыл бұрын
It was always like that. Sometimes they don't break that to you until you're meeting face to face and by then it's too late to say no that's not what I wanted.
@aidan24532 жыл бұрын
@@maximalsakerhet7930 it's not too late if they don't have what you want call someone who does, no hard feelings it's just business
@CitrusMenace2 жыл бұрын
This brings back memories im glad I dont smoke anymore dealers are the most unreliable people in the world
@DreamOnDamu2 жыл бұрын
"yea I can slide wyn?" Doesn't text back till days later
@scottdavies35802 жыл бұрын
Just be friends with them, always on time
@boominb73642 жыл бұрын
@@scottdavies3580 lol fr
@udcaps2 жыл бұрын
@@scottdavies3580 man knows/
@artemsmn91082 жыл бұрын
Theyre a bunch of nonunionized mfs leave em alone
@ogiji46092 жыл бұрын
“Been in the cold for 5 hours how is that love”😭😭😭
@vulturez17502 жыл бұрын
Plug knows what’s coming😂
@mikebar422 жыл бұрын
No love
@knuckzsho43492 жыл бұрын
@@mikebar42 kzbin.info/www/bejne/fn2be3qEo5afars
@mikebar422 жыл бұрын
@@knuckzsho4349 random ass recommendation 😅
@knuckzsho43492 жыл бұрын
@@mikebar42 expect da unexpected lol
@nightly43032 жыл бұрын
My dealer told me he was 20 mins away. Two hours later he still hasn’t come and my phone was almost stolen twice by guys in mopeds driving on the pavement.
@bearpatrick91122 жыл бұрын
Ahh yes the drill gang ride by
@Fitnessbyibz2 жыл бұрын
Yh he set u up lmao
@FactsWithActs2 жыл бұрын
@@Haruka-ps6vo can you delete your channel, dasty dauuwn!!!
@hardyzme2 жыл бұрын
You live in Brazil?
@SobrietyandSolace2 жыл бұрын
My phone died on me once and I needed it to keep in touch with the dealer obvs, do a balance transfer to take my cash out and to get home with my contactless card. It's because it was cold and iPhones die if you take them out of your pocket when it's below 10c outside! So I had to get my boyfriend to come to the train station and help me out but it's the least he could do after 6 plus years of having his girlfriend do 3-4 hour round trips paying for ALL of his weed as well as mine...
@ShaunLetang2 жыл бұрын
"I'm 5 minutes away, just count to 5". 🤣🤣🤣
@xAnxedx2 жыл бұрын
I once smoked with a dealer and he told everyone who rang him he’d be 20 minutes and 2-3 hours later he still hadn’t left to see anyone. Basically what he was doing was waiting till he had about 5 or more people waiting for him then he’d go drop off.
@the-higher-vibration2 жыл бұрын
@@dst7284 🔥 🤦🏽♂️ 🔥
@Trending111232 жыл бұрын
@@dst7284 lool
@SobrietyandSolace2 жыл бұрын
Ok if that's their system but just fucking tell people that's how you operate. I got sick of that so started making appointments a week ahead of time reserving my bits. When you are a medical user you need particular strains and often going out or substituting with something else isn't an option, plus I had a full time job and university and divorced parents leaving me to parent their other child and a relationship to juggle- places to be; man I needed people to come through when they said they were going to come through.
@hannahk2492 жыл бұрын
@@SobrietyandSolace lol you act like dealers are professionals running a business. The only reliable dealer is a chemist.
@SobrietyandSolace2 жыл бұрын
@@hannahk249 Business is business! Lol you say that and even the professionals fuck up- I got an invoice for someone else's oil once!
@Romanov-E12 жыл бұрын
That’s why you need to have at least 2 of em just in case one is feeling allergic to money
@plopdoo3392 жыл бұрын
Or jus buy a bigger bit and stop being broke
@Romanov-E12 жыл бұрын
@@plopdoo339 dropping no less than 100 every time I hit em up makes me broke? Don’t speak on shit you know nothing about
@plopdoo3392 жыл бұрын
@@Romanov-E1 ohh I'm buying a half of skunk look at me
@Romanov-E12 жыл бұрын
@@plopdoo339 damn lil bro imagine being overcharged and flexing could never be me that’s how I know you not worth my time
@anonymousdoe37552 жыл бұрын
Just got 2 recently cuz why I love exotics I can’t be paying 120-140 a half all the time. New deal with my friend is for mids I can get a zip 150-180
@hassan.hadier2 жыл бұрын
i guess this happens to all of us ApnaJ is the GOAT in describinng a clear representation of our Daily life
@igee16052 жыл бұрын
Or I could just not do drugs
@MoralesCorner2 жыл бұрын
They had us all grabbed by the balls at some point lol them rude fuckers
@boahnation99322 жыл бұрын
@@igee1605 that is not an option
@buttarain272 жыл бұрын
I watch to see what YOU all go through (funny af btw).
@Austin_Boath2 жыл бұрын
@@boahnation9932 this is the most logical and levelheaded option.
@aaron-justinanderson2 жыл бұрын
What makes it even longer is the fact the "re-up" be doing the exact same shit to the plug 🤣🤣🤣
@aleksanderblinn44922 жыл бұрын
Plan ahead buy before u run out
@SobrietyandSolace2 жыл бұрын
@@aleksanderblinn4492 I got to the point where I was booking dealers over a week in advance to try to avoid this shit. Eventually gave up and went legal. Don't get me wrong there's still problems, but at least you can complain about it and if someone steals your weed off your doorstep you can actually go to the police!
@emoney67472 жыл бұрын
@@SobrietyandSolace how did you go about getting a med card?
@bigrocc39252 жыл бұрын
Do you have anxiety? Here is a mmj card That easy
@user-rx8no1zt4c Жыл бұрын
“Man said you’re looking fresh bro”😂😂😂
@kawaiiwaste Жыл бұрын
"there is no love in this bro"😂
@bureksasirom87732 жыл бұрын
that ringtone bro 😂 got me shakin from the PTSD i got scared when he first played it
@RUTHLESSambition5 Жыл бұрын
This is every dealer in the world 😂😂😂
@MrKuGaa2 жыл бұрын
Lol I can confirm as a former uber driver, you dealers know how to lose a customer. I pickup dealers all the time and mans saying to his customers yeah I'm 5 mins away when sat nav says 1 hour 45 mins
@sehejwahla54372 жыл бұрын
Thats hilarious rofl
@thatoneguychad4202 жыл бұрын
What dealer is getting an hour and a half Uber to do a drop? Wtf lmaoo. That's a madness.
@boejiden8762 жыл бұрын
WTF? Must be moving some serious shit to drive an over an hour .
@Consciously_Humble2 жыл бұрын
I wanna know what makes everybody a dealer like how tf you know they was dealers lol
@thatoneguychad4202 жыл бұрын
@@boejiden876 yeah but not be able to afford a car 🤣 or even a runner.
@Kr3iz112 жыл бұрын
Legend has it he's still waiting the 5 minutes😂
@arun35682 жыл бұрын
tired of these types of old comments, at least try be creative rather than pasting same type of comment everywhere
@tilenkobe2 жыл бұрын
I swear dealers are the most uncoordinated people ever
@SnowmanSantana2 жыл бұрын
Depends on the dealer, some think you’ll still buy off them even after waiting hours, when you go to someone else watch them change up and have 10/10 customer service😂
@supertpguner54852 жыл бұрын
Exxaccllyy!
@SobrietyandSolace2 жыл бұрын
@@SnowmanSantana The thing sis for every customer they lose there's always going to be 10 more people wanting to buy so they don't really care.
@SnowmanSantana2 жыл бұрын
@@SobrietyandSolace depends on the persons line, not all shotters are rich uno, most barely can flip a Z in a week and use their profit to smoke😂 dont let the internet fool you
@SobrietyandSolace2 жыл бұрын
@@SnowmanSantana I’m just talking about my experience with about 9 different dealers over the space of 12 years and mostly in London but I hear what you’re saying though most of my guys would not get out of bed to sell less than a half oz. Even still they couldn’t be bothered to drive to my house when I had money. Also I think I’m more inclined to get disrespect because I’m female. I can’t exactly threaten the guy if he makes me wait any longer. I’ve tried opening my mouth and it do not go down well.
@thelaundryman92872 жыл бұрын
"Been out here in the cold for 5 hours... How's that love" 🤣🤣🤣
@kian51632 жыл бұрын
This the most relatable skit u done bro icl
@ladybird747862 жыл бұрын
Why is this so accurate
@mk-ld8ih2 жыл бұрын
@@Haruka-ps6vo you wear a hijab and post that crap. Shame on you
@jsmith32252 жыл бұрын
@@mk-ld8ih that ain't a hijab is it????
@uzidayo2 жыл бұрын
@@mk-ld8ih it’s a hacked account
@CommanderJ135 Жыл бұрын
That was jokes I'm baked right now 🤣
@RandomlyGenius2 жыл бұрын
"there's no love in this bro" 😭😂😂
@Cypher2502 жыл бұрын
When he says ✨love✨ That made the vio of waiting like a bishead in the cold for 12 hours go away. P.S don’t depend on a Brudda that sleeps with a jacket on for loud looool.
@nmalota30462 жыл бұрын
fed
@stinger95882 жыл бұрын
@@nmalota3046 weirdo
@nmalota30462 жыл бұрын
@@stinger9588 freak
@boahnation99322 жыл бұрын
Your comment made no sense. Speak English.
@saucyshapz60612 жыл бұрын
Waiting like a what
@whippinwitT2 жыл бұрын
Man’s actually quit smokin before cos my guy was actually like this 😭 when you wait so long you get used to being sober
@beatsbygoldie23832 жыл бұрын
“I can see you!” 😂😂 “looking fresh bro” oh my days 😭
@MithunraiOG Жыл бұрын
"Love love love love love love love love"
@Leonardo-bi4lu2 жыл бұрын
When dealers get there they either say where the hell are you or ask you to come to different location
@GeneralMBison2 жыл бұрын
😂
@semipunch857 Жыл бұрын
Messages you 4 years later.... "You still lookin?"
@ewomaeguye53382 жыл бұрын
nothing beats....love love love lmao😂
@ali_8t2ontiktok132 жыл бұрын
This was the longest 03:36 of my life I don’t know why felt like a whole movie
@vibheshmishra11922 жыл бұрын
are we not going to talk about the old nokia ringtone?
@silverreaps68032 жыл бұрын
Trap phone innit
@cloudymccloud62542 жыл бұрын
It’s what dealers use as it’s safest
@ExtremeSpeedMewtwo2 жыл бұрын
Just another attention to detail thing ApnaJ put in the video to show drug dealers use brick phones 😂
@uptown-h2 жыл бұрын
The love love love as he went bed had me looooool
@mrstronghands4762 жыл бұрын
Lol
@777shacob8 Жыл бұрын
“Love love love” kills me 😭😭
@Jagrupra2 жыл бұрын
2:30 that songs stuck in my head now😂
@mr0ofs8542 жыл бұрын
You deserve all the growth you been receiving ngl 👏🏾
@Jimbodawg2 жыл бұрын
Man your videos are getting better, they were always funny but ive def noticed an improvement overall. Keep up the good work and thanks for the entertainment!
@JPatelLive2 жыл бұрын
This guy gets bare REAL love love loveLoveyeah! 💯 🙏🏾 👏🏾 ☺
@abs95392 жыл бұрын
Never seems to upset streets won’t forget 🤙😂
@djbasicjohnson2 жыл бұрын
Best of this year 2021 so far 🤣🤣🤣
@dinbeats2 жыл бұрын
1:57 Bro I can't literally see you you're looking fresh bro 🤣🤣🤣
@foushoo2 жыл бұрын
I thought I was alone in this. Had this shit happened too many times, one time a plug called me after 2 hours and I straight told his ass I went w someone else lol
@jahseh30562 жыл бұрын
@@_Professor_Oak shut up
@SobrietyandSolace2 жыл бұрын
You guys know how it feels when a woman is sat there for hours all dressed up waiting to come over and you tell her you fell asleep again lol
@SupremeST252 жыл бұрын
@@SobrietyandSolace TT pain
@CryptoWealthyChannel2 жыл бұрын
5mins away indeed😂😂
@shaykhyaseen2 жыл бұрын
3:12 "Hyeah yeh hyeah yeh" 😂😂😂
@MORITEZZ2 жыл бұрын
My dealer once said he's 10 mins away ,he called after 2 hours 💀
@daviddelacruz74962 жыл бұрын
I think we all became dealers just for this it’s heart warming :,)
@unknownuser-fv2lq2 жыл бұрын
all us dealers laughing like mad , good one
@slushfabuloso53292 жыл бұрын
You deal bro?
@unknownuser-fv2lq2 жыл бұрын
@@slushfabuloso5329 no comment.little brother had my phone.
one of my dealers literally lives on the same road as me 4 doors down and still somehow manages to '5 minutes' me to death
@angelicannihilator2 жыл бұрын
3:13. Hyeah Hyeah Hyeah Hyeah 😂
@aroundtheworldtoo10 ай бұрын
"It's 5 minutes bro. Just count to 5 bro!" 🤣
@unknownuser-fv2lq2 жыл бұрын
coke heads be belling ya phone every 2 mins swear down
@MK-bf9rv2 жыл бұрын
stop acting like you about it in KZbin comments 😂
@khalidarre59762 жыл бұрын
Lol this guy acting like he a drug dealer is funny as hell 😭
@Accalix2 жыл бұрын
@@MK-bf9rv not involved but its not exactly forbidden knowledge that nittys ring more than ur average person but im still not involved
@unknownuser-fv2lq2 жыл бұрын
@@khalidarre5976 we do exist, and we also watch youtube videos . ;) merry xmas youts
@unknownuser-fv2lq2 жыл бұрын
@@Accalix you set off yet mate?
@Nerojan2 жыл бұрын
"I'll be there in 5 mins, just count to 5 bro" 😂
@L9ines Жыл бұрын
“I’m only doing air max 95 today” 🤣🤣🤣
@vrehman14122 жыл бұрын
these always make me laugh 😂
@hasibalfuad96522 жыл бұрын
"There's no love in this"
@guidancefromjah2 жыл бұрын
No gun stores, no dispensaries... long live the Queen!
@donutves2 жыл бұрын
"I'm literally here bro" hits too close to home
@quantist42662 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: all dealers just so happen to be orbiting a supermassive black hole when they give you an ETA. So technically they ain't lying.
@XUIW2 жыл бұрын
BRO GIVE THIS MAN A MILLION SUB ALREADY 😂
@lulant98302 жыл бұрын
Feel personally attacked sometimes it takes a while for a re especially big bits 🤣😭🤣 love
@ozkidagoat2 жыл бұрын
Yo I felt this shit on a spiritual level
@OmniversalInsect2 жыл бұрын
The nokia ringtone tho
@leavedrakealone18012 жыл бұрын
THIS IS QUALITY
@Wenixi2 жыл бұрын
Loving the Nokia tune. 😂😂 Is he having a secret, old, never ending battery, drug phone or what. 😆😆
@S4IF152 жыл бұрын
They come late, then when you drop "i'll get it from someone else..." they start moving maaaad lol
@MathabAssalaf2 жыл бұрын
Luv luv luv luv luv 😂😂😂😂
@Legend-gg2fl2 жыл бұрын
No wonder my drugs are late 🤣🤣
@matthausx10542 жыл бұрын
You still need dat? I’m dead 🤣
@Nnamdinnamah2 жыл бұрын
Do you know how funny this is 😂🤣
@davidcleckley2 жыл бұрын
Legend has it that it only took him 5 minutes to make this video.
@SupremeST252 жыл бұрын
This made me wanna call the plug and tell him im 5 minutes away
@AristocrateOlly2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣the ending, too good acting
@doomsday4372 жыл бұрын
What's even better is this is 100 percent accurate
@fizzytee2 жыл бұрын
The end bro😂😂😂😂😂
@maireadbrosnan30702 жыл бұрын
what is man supposed to do for you, hes waiting for the re up innit
@mika-eelkhan152 жыл бұрын
That ringtone guaranteed a good video😭😭😂😂
@TheFinnishGopher2 жыл бұрын
'you got them on yea' cuts to the sliders.. im dead
@AmirHussain-fq6uu2 жыл бұрын
2 mins means 5 mins 5 mins means 30 mins 20 mins are the hour ones
@ludwigvanbennett31982 жыл бұрын
lmao good translation for further reference when I reup
@moons43632 жыл бұрын
Lol
@KK_on_KK2 жыл бұрын
If you get "20 min" more than three times, they aren't coming at all.
@user-md3is4dq2d2 жыл бұрын
I remember waiting two hours standing on the side of the road at midnight, when I was told 15 minutes. He was a friend of mine and I still consider him one, but obviously not considering him anymore. Was a 20 minute walk there and back
@arksactuallyterrible2 жыл бұрын
Bro this vid was so on point all the way down to the "you active rn" phone call had me dead from the start
@user-gd7ed1pc7h2 жыл бұрын
Never let your weed man know he’s your only weed man
@Chickin2 жыл бұрын
i love ur content man
@dariusbaja212 жыл бұрын
Hahaha yea , n if u keep callin or texting cus ur weed mans is taking forever , he actually has the nerve to say stop actin like a Fein cus he will be there in 1 min 😅
@kingbbeats2316 Жыл бұрын
These weed names kill me, where do these guys get these names from? 😂
@JFDi692 жыл бұрын
This is why I constantly change dealers …..🙄
@Abbadonum2 жыл бұрын
This is literally me when I say "I'll be outside in 10 mins" meanwhile what I do ? Be in KZbin shorts for 10 mins, then 5 minutes of putting clothing, and then going out
@aster_ISK2 жыл бұрын
yeah dont brag about it, everyone else thinks it super fucking annoying
@zaheertalib57092 жыл бұрын
Every time I watch Js video 15 seconds in straight to the comments lav lav lav lav 🤣👍💥😂
@SA-ey6nt2 жыл бұрын
So across countries, religions and nations... They are fckn all the same 😂😂