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@CleaverCrusader198711 ай бұрын
"YOU HAVE EARNED KHORNE'S BLESSING" Oddly kind Khorne whorshipper
@theshlauf7 ай бұрын
I don't think it was kindness... He said Jerry "earned" Khorne's blessing, not that he had "been given" it.
@Ultra04channel6 ай бұрын
I mean depending on which Khorne followers you end up dealing with, they're either slaughtering hundreds of enemy troops, or just the biggest hype man/gym bro type. Or both, if you look at Battlefleet Gothic 2.
@PulledPurk29 күн бұрын
He sounded a little impressed
@Skarlet_Sun Жыл бұрын
"Sanity is for the weak!" I love that 😂
@prisoner817 Жыл бұрын
Lil dark imperium reference
@dangerousdays2052 Жыл бұрын
And strategy is for cowards. ☠
@Maniaman213 Жыл бұрын
@@prisoner817 I remember chaos marines saying this in Dawn of war 1 (2004).
@N0031inq Жыл бұрын
@@Maniaman213 yep. Good old voice acting from DoW1 made me into the WH40k nerd I am now.
@ghoraxe9000 Жыл бұрын
More Skulls for the Skullthrone!!
@dmgroberts5471 Жыл бұрын
"Sanity is for the WEAK! Do you hear the voices too!? They say: MAIM! KILL! BURN!"
@velsia1 Жыл бұрын
It says "you imperial fool" not " do you hear the voices too"
@dmgroberts5471 Жыл бұрын
@@velsia1 No, the voices say: "MAIM! KILL! BURN!" It would be pretty pointless if the voices asked me whether or not I could also hear them. I mean, they are the whisperings of Daemonic entities from the Warp, they KNOW I can hear them.
@LaDiablaBlanc Жыл бұрын
I’ve heard them say when I click on them “Do you hear the voices too” the. I direct them and it’s perfectly says “yeeeesss”
@dmgroberts5471 Жыл бұрын
@@LaDiablaBlanc Exactly, if you're already worshipping one of the Chaos gods, or Chaos Undivided, then yes, you hear the voices too. Hearing voices is entry level Chaos.
@Dudebrotheguy Жыл бұрын
@@velsia1 It is a quote from dow 1
@NobodyMan0 Жыл бұрын
Remember: Khorne is technically always winning.
@Telados9 ай бұрын
Until the orcs wipe out all life in the galaxy
@namethis6589 ай бұрын
@@Telados Chaos Gods would still feed on them, so you either need to go with Nids or Necrons.
@Telados9 ай бұрын
@@namethis658 How? They have Gork and Mork
@davidnymann54239 ай бұрын
@@Teladoslol jokes on you khorne fucking LOVES orks
@Tall-Hobbit9 ай бұрын
@@namethis658orks are immune to chaos
@myth9747 Жыл бұрын
Im normally not a Chaos worshiper, but as someone who loves 40k and also works retail during Christmas. This is essentially me every day of December lol
@alastor8091 Жыл бұрын
>normally not a worshipper I'm telling.
@Edible_edibility Жыл бұрын
@@alastor8091 it's retail during Christmas If the inquisitors take the retail workers out then the holy Terran Walmart of the god emperor is dokmed
@dumboi5369 Жыл бұрын
Yeah i dunno man I kinda wanna dial the adeptus arbites hotline now
@DiggitySlice Жыл бұрын
As someone who has been to a Walmart and heard the employees screaming at people for showing up 30 minutes before closing, I have no sympathy
@gottagofastest10 ай бұрын
@@DiggitySlice "Because of one bad encounter an infamously karen-bothered staff deserve to suffer"
@binky24 Жыл бұрын
“Korne smiles upon us” lmfaooo
@orimoreau3138 Жыл бұрын
does that guy ever smile?
@Izrek Жыл бұрын
That was nice of him 💞
@camradrip3730 Жыл бұрын
Milk for the Corn throne.
@crack61616 Жыл бұрын
khorne smiles if you bring him sum skulls.
@phantomwraith19847 ай бұрын
@orimoreau3138 yes, a lot actually
@kevlonk10 ай бұрын
"YOU HAVE EARNED KHORNE'S BLESSINGS!" "Oh yeah? What did he have to say?" I never knew Khorne was a Seinfeld fan.
@johndee6495 Жыл бұрын
I just appreciate that you actually showed Khorne smiling upon them
@JazzJackrabbit Жыл бұрын
"I SENSE FILTHY SORCERY!!" 😭
@IronClique Жыл бұрын
Fucking Tzeentch just has to ruin everything
@70thalternativeaccount63 Жыл бұрын
"That light!?" *"KHORNE SMILES UPON US!"* *Khorne literally summoning himself from the Warp to smile upon them* "Can't you shut the shades?!"
@xakariz9 ай бұрын
Such a Jerry Seinfeld response to having a Chaos worshiping neighbour 😂
@havefuntazarasu53679 ай бұрын
KHORNE SMILES UPON US all i seen was teeth bro
@kimarous Жыл бұрын
The end got me.
@DarkPillWarrior Жыл бұрын
It took me a second and then I nearly choked on the food I was eating from laughing so hard.
@reginasweeney1159Ай бұрын
tiny yahtzee
@pvhep4036 Жыл бұрын
"I sense filthy sorcery" berserker mode activated "Blood for the Blood God!"
@deplorabledegenerate2630 Жыл бұрын
Kramer could easily be a follower of any chaos god. But Khorne is a good fit. George feels more like a Nurgle guy, Elaine CLEARLY is favored by Slaneesh, and Jerry's quick wit makes him a good fit for Tzeentch.
@roryscott2941 Жыл бұрын
Good Lord! the Christmas Card nipslip, shiksappeal, her sexy talk on the recorder. Elaine was right under our noses this whole time!
@shockeye3863 Жыл бұрын
Don't forget, George ate out of the trash.
@deplorabledegenerate2630 Жыл бұрын
@@shockeye3863 "THERE WAS A MAGAZINE"
@shockeye3863 Жыл бұрын
@@deplorabledegenerate2630 Adjacent to trash is trash!
@jddi1527 Жыл бұрын
Lol
@BEESKIT800 Жыл бұрын
That "imperial fool" he said was CLEAN and musical
@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas Жыл бұрын
This edit is absolutely BEAUTIFUL!! Well blooy done m8
@guyver441 Жыл бұрын
It was edited?!
@ultramarine0123 Жыл бұрын
Sanity is for the week
@Jessymandias Жыл бұрын
INsanity is for the Weekend! ;-)
@guyver441 Жыл бұрын
@@Jessymandias booze for the booze gawd!
@nodrugshere300 Жыл бұрын
@@guyver441 Weed for the Grass Throne!!!
@Burningsteel3 ай бұрын
I can confirm this, from monday to friday im always insane XD
@merlinholthoff Жыл бұрын
Khorne really is the most sympathetic one of the four Chaos Gods. He's just permanently angry lol
@JarmamStuff Жыл бұрын
Its hard to compete with Nurgle's wholesomeness tbh but Khorne does try his best
@cbt7commender98011 ай бұрын
Khorne does not try. Blood flows, and so Khorne is victorious
@Ian.42010 ай бұрын
The Great Grandfather loves you. Sympathy is an aspect of Nurgle, brother.
@calebmcallister428910 ай бұрын
@@Ian.420BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
@hieioni335410 ай бұрын
@@Ian.420 Yesssssss! Grandpa Nurgle loves you. Have crotchrot for Plaguesgiving :D
@namethis6589 ай бұрын
That Khorne Worshipper is surprisingly tame...
@ODeusdaMorteEpaiaАй бұрын
True!, compared to the others he is considerably tame
@Cubert0331 Жыл бұрын
I literally lold and my wife is looking at me like a crazy person, that made my morning lol.
@codycollins8556 Жыл бұрын
Khorne smiles upon you
@phantomwraith19845 ай бұрын
YOU HAVE EARNED KHORNE'S BLESSING
@iona22257 ай бұрын
Later; the Khorne worshipper intrudes onto Jerry's apartment, takes the pitcher of tomato juice and spits it out saying; "I THOUGHT THIS WAS BLOOD!"
@joegaming9952Ай бұрын
Love the fact that KHORNE is just casually sitting in the corner of the room
@magnithorsson2154 Жыл бұрын
Khorne is my favorite of them all. You may or may not also have a 90% to find me listening to DOOM at any given time.
@JayFFAFAlesanaES Жыл бұрын
Try Periphery for something similar :)
@DocJerky Жыл бұрын
Hell yeah. He is simple. Just kill. The other gods have more requirements. Nobody has time for that.
@domacleod Жыл бұрын
Same but for his sheer brilliance. In a universe at war, he has monopoly over the one thing that all sides agree on doing: mass slaughter.
@Arander92 Жыл бұрын
Ain’t nobody got time for that!
@marbelzMopskartoffel Жыл бұрын
I was always a nurgle guy but this vid (force)changed my mind.. BLOOD! BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD!
@mrfisher1072 Жыл бұрын
That's honestly not to far off when Michael Richards does stand up.
@sneedmando186 Жыл бұрын
He’s a *NURGLING!*
@lordfordification Жыл бұрын
Have you seen him live or are you just going off of his infamous incident?
@onimusic6525 Жыл бұрын
@@lordfordification I mean, calling a black person an N-word right to his face it's kinda fcked up
@neiloch Жыл бұрын
@@sneedmando186 holy shit lmfao
@hirdbarding3399 Жыл бұрын
@@onimusic6525 why?
@reddherod7677 Жыл бұрын
Khorne's followers are the living embodiment of the phrase "These go to 11".
@cbt7commender98011 ай бұрын
Slanesh fits it well too
@hieioni335410 ай бұрын
@@cbt7commender980 Slaanesh turns it to 12 xD
@insanusrex7445 Жыл бұрын
"sanity is for the Weak" make my day
@JuliusCaesar8889 ай бұрын
Lmfao when Jerry shows some sudden interest in what Khorne said. Then Kramer takes off all his clothes to eat chicken and chill in bed but insists on keeping the helmet on.
@Spacepotato9000 Жыл бұрын
Voicelines are from world of warships , you have this chaos khorne captain with unique voiceovers, absolute blast to play in the mushashi/ Yamato and other Japanese superships, fits the brutalism
@rhabeldibabeldi6812 Жыл бұрын
Thank you, didn't know that 😊
@cbt7commender98011 ай бұрын
Nah mate. Hop on the Kidd and citadel battleships with a destroyer. Set them ablaze, run in the center map and dodge shells as you fire your guns, and keep firing them, and never stop, until the game is over and you got 150k damage with 300 hits
@phantomwraith19847 ай бұрын
I fucking love Khorne worshipers. When they arent on a bloodthirsty warpath, theyre just a bunch of wholesome gym bros
@Vollification6 ай бұрын
**do ten reps** YOU HAVE EARNED KHORNES BLESSINGS!!!
@JarmamStuff5 ай бұрын
@@Vollification *do 30 more* Sanity is for the weak!
@phantomwraith19845 ай бұрын
@@JarmamStuffKHORNE SMILES UPON US
@AdamLund9 ай бұрын
As a Blooded Herald of Khorne, I approve of this message.
@andrewkennaugh Жыл бұрын
The part where he said " SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! " , I felt that.
@mr.vargas5648 Жыл бұрын
I would actually prefer this guy over my current neighbours.
@HenryIVth9 ай бұрын
These are the most coherent Khornite voicelines I've ever heard. When's his audiobook coming out?
@confusion7858 Жыл бұрын
Khorne Flakes are required for a good breakfest
@VoiceOfTheEmperor9 ай бұрын
This is kind of therapeutic for me. Which is concerning on a number of levels. I think it's the Doom music.
@ernestomejia8242 Жыл бұрын
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
@FNKB888 Жыл бұрын
“Khorne Smiles Upon Us!” 😂 0:25
@green_warlock3 ай бұрын
The conversation is so smooth, Khorne blessing is in this video🤣
@cbt7commender98010 ай бұрын
Little did you know the guy in the corridor was chanting : "🎶I’m an imperial fool🎶"
@dropkick9517 Жыл бұрын
This is just... perfection
@hexen4907 Жыл бұрын
Better than slaneesh
@janiser4711 Жыл бұрын
Or Nurgle... he would get your entire building quaranteed.
@lolasdm6959 Жыл бұрын
Bruh Slaneesh is most fun
@Mysendell Жыл бұрын
@@lolasdm6959 Until they remove your eye and use your eye socket as a fleshlight
@hexen4907 Жыл бұрын
@@lolasdm6959 "fun"
@NATEDOG Жыл бұрын
This video would never see the light of day if it was on her puppets 🤣
@NevsTechBits9 ай бұрын
omg dude thanks for making this. I'm going through some shit and this really capped my morning off ^_^
@cvillefarmer11 ай бұрын
Blood for the blood God. Skulls for the skull throne!
@Enzo012 Жыл бұрын
Khorne worship isn't so bad if you think about it. He does not lack motivation, he hasn't become some kind of zoned out hippy he's completely in your face and ready the bloodlust of battle.
@keeratijirananutwinyu8339 Жыл бұрын
that is very calm khorn worshipper he not murder him instantly when he see him
@CardboardChef Жыл бұрын
This might be one of my favorite videos on KZbin.
@kdb678able Жыл бұрын
BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD!!!!
@lacunajhom Жыл бұрын
This channel is gold
@martialdoctor34829 ай бұрын
Dude, this is freaking brilliant!
@marceloescamilla8867 Жыл бұрын
These videos are the best youtube's algorithm has dumped in my face lmao
@timzilla94 Жыл бұрын
Every now and then we get gems like these thrown at us XD
@AlphariusDominatus9 ай бұрын
Seinfeld was surprisingly chill considering who he was talking too. 😂
@ivanelias3916 Жыл бұрын
Reject the femboy Slanesh brother! REJOICE IN THE BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES. MORE SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! 💀
@hexen4907 Жыл бұрын
MILK FOR THE KHORN FLAKES BUTTER FOR THE KHORN KUB!!!
@jadencrawford2772 Жыл бұрын
What about Khornate femboy?
@LordVader1094 Жыл бұрын
@@jadencrawford2772 Doesn't exist. Get ripped or get killed.
@jadencrawford2772 Жыл бұрын
@@LordVader1094 a lack of ambition
@mattiaskalstrum5649 Жыл бұрын
@@jadencrawford2772 Khorne doesn't discriminate
@MidnightBlackandVictoria Жыл бұрын
Khorne IS Metal!
@AquaFan1998 Жыл бұрын
MY SANDWICH!!!!! 😡 👿
@hazardofmadness67504 ай бұрын
"KHORNE SMILES UPON US" >:D Khorne in the sky: "wonder what my kids are doin :)"
@ODeusdaMorteEpaiaАй бұрын
CORRECTION; FOLLOWERS OR PETS
@tripleduper Жыл бұрын
I bet Newman worships Nurgle and George worships Tzeentch
@MrSlug-ki9jl Жыл бұрын
Nah, George worships Slaanesh, the man has no self-control, he lied about the Contest.
@tripleduper Жыл бұрын
@@MrSlug-ki9jl yeah that might be true as well
@MrImastinker Жыл бұрын
@@tripleduper Personally I see Newman gravitating towards Tzeentch. What with his love for grandiose, philosophical ramblings and how frequently he joins in elaborate harebrained schemes with Kramer.
@rawrurrruru8 ай бұрын
...BLYAD, BLYAD, BLYAD, BLYAD!..
@ronaldthompson4989 Жыл бұрын
Light goes out "Nooo! I sense filthy sorcery."
@whitebasilisk3993 Жыл бұрын
The fucking horn in the middle kills me each time
@NiskaMagnusson9 ай бұрын
Khorne just wanted to party man
@szymonrozanski69387 ай бұрын
Still miss that actually pretty chill honorable duel to the death naked buff men khorne worshippers. Old lore and current wich isnt touched upon and forgotten. Now we have, bla bla blood bla bla skulls bla bla my personality is color Red.
@araskimond1 Жыл бұрын
this is fantastic, 20/10.
@markfrank3307 Жыл бұрын
i like how you added the "Zombies Ate My Neighbours" text at the end.
@timfortune9 Жыл бұрын
You've got Kramer as a Khorne worshipper, George would be a Tzeentch one (he's always scheming something instead of being straightforward), Elaine for Slaneesh (there was an episode where George got smarter by not focusing on sex and she got dumber for doing the same. And let's not forget her ranking of those who are "spongeworthy"), and Jerry for Nurgle as he's "Even Steven".
@LordKingKamiGuru Жыл бұрын
Tzeentch is clearly Newman.
@joshuamurrell5100 Жыл бұрын
Jerry is a germaphobe he'd never worship Nurgle. Everyone else is spot on though
@MrTheevilmage Жыл бұрын
@@joshuamurrell5100 Jerry is undivided
@MisterSmith00 Жыл бұрын
I’d give Nurgle to Newman…dude DID have fleas at one point. …and it provides an amusing reason why Jerry…a neat freak…dislikes him so much.
@jddi1527 Жыл бұрын
Lol
@Burningsteel4 ай бұрын
This Khorne Worshipper is my spiritual animal XD
@captainkumie957110 ай бұрын
WE NEED MORE OF THIS GUY!
@pR1sooeem9 ай бұрын
Thats the best thing i've seen in years
@archiemticehurst808610 ай бұрын
Anyone know the metal song when he’s laying on the bed?
@Demolitiondude Жыл бұрын
Blood for the blood god Jerry.
@gareth4045 Жыл бұрын
‘Sanity is for the weak!’ So Kramer…lol
@M2Mil7er Жыл бұрын
best 40k meme on the internet.
@Tri-vy2th5 ай бұрын
This is the fantasy warhammer not the 40k one
@siegwardoftheknightsofcata7530 Жыл бұрын
Doom slayer in khorne's domain would be an endless loop
@aonbrogan8266 Жыл бұрын
This is a Custodian meeting a Khornate Astartes
@Shapes_Quality_Control Жыл бұрын
“SERENITY NOW!!!!!!”
@orobogamer3.0403 ай бұрын
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE MORE BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD SANITY DOES NOT EXIST
@Arander92 Жыл бұрын
This easily the best Warhammer Chaos God video yet
@user-vk4mm9so7l9 ай бұрын
Blood for the blood god!
@OffendingTheOffendable9 ай бұрын
Kenny Rodgers Doom Slayer
@jamiehughes5573 Жыл бұрын
Blood for the blood god! Skulls for the skull Throne. Bowl for the khorne flakes!
@marbelzMopskartoffel Жыл бұрын
I watch this daily at least once
@nathantower17336 ай бұрын
BLOOOD FOR THE BLOOOOD GOD jarry
@MisterSmith008 күн бұрын
Jerry: “The roasted chicken was meant for no one.” Kramer: (angry philosophical noises)
@Azzie420 Жыл бұрын
Becomes? Bro we already live for the Slaughter. You’re telling me Khorne already loves me!? Oh Skulls yeah!!!
@Hamish2552 Жыл бұрын
Anyone else notice that you can see khorne in the sky when it cuts to his domain
@DrakeDead Жыл бұрын
Calmest Khorne space marine
@alloftheexperts2111 Жыл бұрын
Even ratskulls are still skullllllsssssssss
@danielharris6687 Жыл бұрын
Calmest Michael Richards standup set:
@youtubesucks3490 Жыл бұрын
I can only hope to follow this Glorious Khornites example one day.
@user-sp8kb3is5w Жыл бұрын
i enjoyed this a lot
@kingbosswymean5307 Жыл бұрын
Khorne is just the best
@CaptainJoosh Жыл бұрын
Where are those voice clips from? It's a pretty damn cool Khornate voice.
@wishesandfishes Жыл бұрын
Dawn of war I believe
@CaptainJoosh Жыл бұрын
@@wishesandfishes Nah, doesn't sound like DoW to me.
@jordexo3047 Жыл бұрын
It's from World of Warships, you could get 40K voices for the ship commanders, I can't remember how many they did but this was the Chaos lord's contribution 🙂
@CaptainJoosh Жыл бұрын
@@jordexo3047 Awesome, thanks for answering!
@jordexo3047 Жыл бұрын
@@CaptainJoosh No problem 😁
@bahej100 Жыл бұрын
BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD!
@justinhowe38786 ай бұрын
most eloquent khorne berserker
@kassi4202 ай бұрын
You should have had World Eater from BoltThrower playing in the background… that’s what I listen to everytime I deploy or paint my Khorne Berserkers