When Your Neighbour Becomes A Khorne Worshipper

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[@CleaverCrusader1987]

"YOU HAVE EARNED KHORNE'S BLESSING" Oddly kind Khorne whorshipper

[@theshlauf]

I don't think it was kindness... He said Jerry "earned" Khorne's blessing, not that he had "been given" it.

[@Ultra04channel]

I mean depending on which Khorne followers you end up dealing with, they're either slaughtering hundreds of enemy troops, or just the biggest hype man/gym bro type. Or both, if you look at Battlefleet Gothic 2.

[@PulledPurk]

He sounded a little impressed

[@Skarlet_Sun]

"Sanity is for the weak!" I love that 😂

[@prisoner817]

Lil dark imperium reference

[@dangerousdays2052]

And strategy is for cowards. ☠

[@Maniaman213]

@@prisoner817 I remember chaos marines saying this in Dawn of war 1 (2004).

[@N0031inq]

@@Maniaman213 yep. Good old voice acting from DoW1 made me into the WH40k nerd I am now.

[@ghoraxe9000]

More Skulls for the Skullthrone!!

[@dmgroberts5471]

"Sanity is for the WEAK! Do you hear the voices too!? They say: MAIM! KILL! BURN!"

[@velsia1]

It says "you imperial fool" not " do you hear the voices too"

[@dmgroberts5471]

@@velsia1 No, the voices say: "MAIM! KILL! BURN!" It would be pretty pointless if the voices asked me whether or not I could also hear them. I mean, they are the whisperings of Daemonic entities from the Warp, they KNOW I can hear them.

[@LaDiablaBlanc]

I’ve heard them say when I click on them “Do you hear the voices too” the. I direct them and it’s perfectly says “yeeeesss”

[@dmgroberts5471]

@@LaDiablaBlanc Exactly, if you're already worshipping one of the Chaos gods, or Chaos Undivided, then yes, you hear the voices too. Hearing voices is entry level Chaos.

[@Dudebrotheguy]

@@velsia1 It is a quote from dow 1

[@NobodyMan0]

Remember: Khorne is technically always winning.

[@Telados]

Until the orcs wipe out all life in the galaxy

[@namethis658]

@@Telados Chaos Gods would still feed on them, so you either need to go with Nids or Necrons.

[@Telados]

@@namethis658 How? They have Gork and Mork

[@davidnymann5423]

​@@Teladoslol jokes on you khorne fucking LOVES orks

[@Tall-Hobbit]

@@namethis658orks are immune to chaos

[@myth9747]

Im normally not a Chaos worshiper, but as someone who loves 40k and also works retail during Christmas. This is essentially me every day of December lol

[@alastor8091]

>normally not a worshipper I'm telling.

[@Edible_edibility]

@@alastor8091 it's retail during Christmas If the inquisitors take the retail workers out then the holy Terran Walmart of the god emperor is dokmed

[@dumboi5369]

Yeah i dunno man I kinda wanna dial the adeptus arbites hotline now

[@DiggitySlice]

As someone who has been to a Walmart and heard the employees screaming at people for showing up 30 minutes before closing, I have no sympathy

[@gottagofastest]

@@DiggitySlice "Because of one bad encounter an infamously karen-bothered staff deserve to suffer"

[@binky24]

“Korne smiles upon us” lmfaooo

[@orimoreau3138]

does that guy ever smile?

[@Izrek]

That was nice of him 💞

[@camradrip3730]

Milk for the Corn throne.

[@crack61616]

khorne smiles if you bring him sum skulls.

[@phantomwraith1984]

​@orimoreau3138 yes, a lot actually

[@kevlonk]

"YOU HAVE EARNED KHORNE'S BLESSINGS!" "Oh yeah? What did he have to say?" I never knew Khorne was a Seinfeld fan.

[@johndee6495]

I just appreciate that you actually showed Khorne smiling upon them

[@JazzJackrabbit]

"I SENSE FILTHY SORCERY!!" 😭

[@IronClique]

Fucking Tzeentch just has to ruin everything

[@70thalternativeaccount63]

"That light!?" *"KHORNE SMILES UPON US!"* *Khorne literally summoning himself from the Warp to smile upon them* "Can't you shut the shades?!"

[@xakariz]

Such a Jerry Seinfeld response to having a Chaos worshiping neighbour 😂

[@havefuntazarasu5367]

KHORNE SMILES UPON US all i seen was teeth bro

[@kimarous]

The end got me.

[@DarkPillWarrior]

It took me a second and then I nearly choked on the food I was eating from laughing so hard.

[@reginasweeney1159]

tiny yahtzee

[@pvhep4036]

"I sense filthy sorcery" berserker mode activated "Blood for the Blood God!"

[@deplorabledegenerate2630]

Kramer could easily be a follower of any chaos god. But Khorne is a good fit. George feels more like a Nurgle guy, Elaine CLEARLY is favored by Slaneesh, and Jerry's quick wit makes him a good fit for Tzeentch.

[@roryscott2941]

Good Lord! the Christmas Card nipslip, shiksappeal, her sexy talk on the recorder. Elaine was right under our noses this whole time!

[@shockeye3863]

Don't forget, George ate out of the trash.

[@deplorabledegenerate2630]

@@shockeye3863 "THERE WAS A MAGAZINE"

[@shockeye3863]

@@deplorabledegenerate2630 Adjacent to trash is trash!

[@jddi1527]

Lol

[@BEESKIT800]

That "imperial fool" he said was CLEAN and musical

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

This edit is absolutely BEAUTIFUL!! Well blooy done m8

[@guyver441]

It was edited?!

[@ultramarine0123]

Sanity is for the week

[@Jessymandias]

INsanity is for the Weekend! ;-)

[@guyver441]

@@Jessymandias booze for the booze gawd!

[@nodrugshere300]

@@guyver441 Weed for the Grass Throne!!!

[@Burningsteel]

I can confirm this, from monday to friday im always insane XD

[@merlinholthoff]

Khorne really is the most sympathetic one of the four Chaos Gods. He's just permanently angry lol

[@JarmamStuff]

Its hard to compete with Nurgle's wholesomeness tbh but Khorne does try his best

[@cbt7commender980]

Khorne does not try. Blood flows, and so Khorne is victorious

[@Ian.420]

The Great Grandfather loves you. Sympathy is an aspect of Nurgle, brother.

[@calebmcallister4289]

​@@Ian.420BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

[@hieioni3354]

@@Ian.420 Yesssssss! Grandpa Nurgle loves you. Have crotchrot for Plaguesgiving :D

[@namethis658]

That Khorne Worshipper is surprisingly tame...

[@ODeusdaMorteEpaia]

True!, compared to the others he is considerably tame

[@Cubert0331]

I literally lold and my wife is looking at me like a crazy person, that made my morning lol.

[@codycollins8556]

Khorne smiles upon you

[@phantomwraith1984]

YOU HAVE EARNED KHORNE'S BLESSING

[@iona2225]

Later; the Khorne worshipper intrudes onto Jerry's apartment, takes the pitcher of tomato juice and spits it out saying; "I THOUGHT THIS WAS BLOOD!"

[@joegaming9952]

Love the fact that KHORNE is just casually sitting in the corner of the room

[@magnithorsson2154]

Khorne is my favorite of them all. You may or may not also have a 90% to find me listening to DOOM at any given time.

[@JayFFAFAlesanaES]

Try Periphery for something similar :)

[@DocJerky]

Hell yeah. He is simple. Just kill. The other gods have more requirements. Nobody has time for that.

[@domacleod]

Same but for his sheer brilliance. In a universe at war, he has monopoly over the one thing that all sides agree on doing: mass slaughter.

[@Arander92]

Ain’t nobody got time for that!

[@marbelzMopskartoffel]

I was always a nurgle guy but this vid (force)changed my mind.. BLOOD! BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD!

[@mrfisher1072]

That's honestly not to far off when Michael Richards does stand up.

[@sneedmando186]

He’s a *NURGLING!*

[@lordfordification]

Have you seen him live or are you just going off of his infamous incident?

[@onimusic6525]

@@lordfordification I mean, calling a black person an N-word right to his face it's kinda fcked up

[@neiloch]

@@sneedmando186 holy shit lmfao

[@hirdbarding3399]

@@onimusic6525 why?

[@reddherod7677]

Khorne's followers are the living embodiment of the phrase "These go to 11".

[@cbt7commender980]

Slanesh fits it well too

[@hieioni3354]

@@cbt7commender980 Slaanesh turns it to 12 xD

[@insanusrex7445]

"sanity is for the Weak" make my day

[@JuliusCaesar888]

Lmfao when Jerry shows some sudden interest in what Khorne said. Then Kramer takes off all his clothes to eat chicken and chill in bed but insists on keeping the helmet on.

[@Spacepotato9000]

Voicelines are from world of warships , you have this chaos khorne captain with unique voiceovers, absolute blast to play in the mushashi/ Yamato and other Japanese superships, fits the brutalism

[@rhabeldibabeldi6812]

Thank you, didn't know that 😊

[@cbt7commender980]

Nah mate. Hop on the Kidd and citadel battleships with a destroyer. Set them ablaze, run in the center map and dodge shells as you fire your guns, and keep firing them, and never stop, until the game is over and you got 150k damage with 300 hits

[@phantomwraith1984]

I fucking love Khorne worshipers. When they arent on a bloodthirsty warpath, theyre just a bunch of wholesome gym bros

[@Vollification]

**do ten reps** YOU HAVE EARNED KHORNES BLESSINGS!!!

[@JarmamStuff]

@@Vollification *do 30 more* Sanity is for the weak!

[@phantomwraith1984]

​@@JarmamStuffKHORNE SMILES UPON US

[@AdamLund]

As a Blooded Herald of Khorne, I approve of this message.

[@andrewkennaugh]

The part where he said " SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! " , I felt that.

[@mr.vargas5648]

I would actually prefer this guy over my current neighbours.

[@HenryIVth]

These are the most coherent Khornite voicelines I've ever heard. When's his audiobook coming out?

[@confusion7858]

Khorne Flakes are required for a good breakfest

[@VoiceOfTheEmperor]

This is kind of therapeutic for me. Which is concerning on a number of levels. I think it's the Doom music.

[@ernestomejia8242]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

[@FNKB888]

“Khorne Smiles Upon Us!” 😂 0:25

[@green_warlock]

The conversation is so smooth, Khorne blessing is in this video🤣

[@cbt7commender980]

Little did you know the guy in the corridor was chanting : "🎶I’m an imperial fool🎶"

[@dropkick9517]

This is just... perfection

[@hexen4907]

Better than slaneesh

[@janiser4711]

Or Nurgle... he would get your entire building quaranteed.

[@lolasdm6959]

Bruh Slaneesh is most fun

[@Mysendell]

@@lolasdm6959 Until they remove your eye and use your eye socket as a fleshlight

[@hexen4907]

@@lolasdm6959 "fun"

[@NATEDOG]

This video would never see the light of day if it was on her puppets 🤣

[@NevsTechBits]

omg dude thanks for making this. I'm going through some shit and this really capped my morning off ^_^

[@cvillefarmer]

Blood for the blood God. Skulls for the skull throne!

[@Enzo012]

Khorne worship isn't so bad if you think about it. He does not lack motivation, he hasn't become some kind of zoned out hippy he's completely in your face and ready the bloodlust of battle.

[@keeratijirananutwinyu8339]

that is very calm khorn worshipper he not murder him instantly when he see him

[@CardboardChef]

This might be one of my favorite videos on KZbin.

[@kdb678able]

BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD!!!!

[@lacunajhom]

This channel is gold

[@martialdoctor3482]

Dude, this is freaking brilliant!

[@marceloescamilla8867]

These videos are the best youtube's algorithm has dumped in my face lmao

[@timzilla94]

Every now and then we get gems like these thrown at us XD

[@AlphariusDominatus]

Seinfeld was surprisingly chill considering who he was talking too. 😂

[@ivanelias3916]

Reject the femboy Slanesh brother! REJOICE IN THE BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES. MORE SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! 💀

[@hexen4907]

MILK FOR THE KHORN FLAKES BUTTER FOR THE KHORN KUB!!!

[@jadencrawford2772]

What about Khornate femboy?

[@LordVader1094]

@@jadencrawford2772 Doesn't exist. Get ripped or get killed.

[@jadencrawford2772]

@@LordVader1094 a lack of ambition

[@mattiaskalstrum5649]

@@jadencrawford2772 Khorne doesn't discriminate

[@MidnightBlackandVictoria]

Khorne IS Metal!

[@AquaFan1998]

MY SANDWICH!!!!! 😡 👿

[@hazardofmadness6750]

"KHORNE SMILES UPON US" >:D Khorne in the sky: "wonder what my kids are doin :)"

[@ODeusdaMorteEpaia]

CORRECTION; FOLLOWERS OR PETS

[@tripleduper]

I bet Newman worships Nurgle and George worships Tzeentch

[@MrSlug-ki9jl]

Nah, George worships Slaanesh, the man has no self-control, he lied about the Contest.

[@tripleduper]

@@MrSlug-ki9jl yeah that might be true as well

[@MrImastinker]

@@tripleduper Personally I see Newman gravitating towards Tzeentch. What with his love for grandiose, philosophical ramblings and how frequently he joins in elaborate harebrained schemes with Kramer.

[@rawrurrruru]

...BLYAD, BLYAD, BLYAD, BLYAD!..

[@ronaldthompson4989]

Light goes out "Nooo! I sense filthy sorcery."

[@whitebasilisk3993]

The fucking horn in the middle kills me each time

[@NiskaMagnusson]

Khorne just wanted to party man

[@szymonrozanski6938]

Still miss that actually pretty chill honorable duel to the death naked buff men khorne worshippers. Old lore and current wich isnt touched upon and forgotten. Now we have, bla bla blood bla bla skulls bla bla my personality is color Red.

[@araskimond1]

this is fantastic, 20/10.

[@markfrank3307]

i like how you added the "Zombies Ate My Neighbours" text at the end.

[@timfortune9]

You've got Kramer as a Khorne worshipper, George would be a Tzeentch one (he's always scheming something instead of being straightforward), Elaine for Slaneesh (there was an episode where George got smarter by not focusing on sex and she got dumber for doing the same. And let's not forget her ranking of those who are "spongeworthy"), and Jerry for Nurgle as he's "Even Steven".

[@LordKingKamiGuru]

Tzeentch is clearly Newman.

[@joshuamurrell5100]

Jerry is a germaphobe he'd never worship Nurgle. Everyone else is spot on though

[@MrTheevilmage]

@@joshuamurrell5100 Jerry is undivided

[@MisterSmith00]

I’d give Nurgle to Newman…dude DID have fleas at one point. …and it provides an amusing reason why Jerry…a neat freak…dislikes him so much.

[@jddi1527]

Lol

[@Burningsteel]

This Khorne Worshipper is my spiritual animal XD

[@captainkumie9571]

WE NEED MORE OF THIS GUY!

[@pR1sooeem]

Thats the best thing i've seen in years

[@archiemticehurst8086]

Anyone know the metal song when he’s laying on the bed?

[@Demolitiondude]

Blood for the blood god Jerry.

[@gareth4045]

‘Sanity is for the weak!’ So Kramer…lol

[@M2Mil7er]

best 40k meme on the internet.

[@Tri-vy2th]

This is the fantasy warhammer not the 40k one

[@siegwardoftheknightsofcata7530]

Doom slayer in khorne's domain would be an endless loop

[@aonbrogan8266]

This is a Custodian meeting a Khornate Astartes

[@Shapes_Quality_Control]

“SERENITY NOW!!!!!!”

[@orobogamer3.040]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE MORE BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD SANITY DOES NOT EXIST

[@Arander92]

This easily the best Warhammer Chaos God video yet

[@user-vk4mm9so7l]

Blood for the blood god!

[@OffendingTheOffendable]

Kenny Rodgers Doom Slayer

[@jamiehughes5573]

Blood for the blood god! Skulls for the skull Throne. Bowl for the khorne flakes!

[@marbelzMopskartoffel]

I watch this daily at least once

[@nathantower1733]

BLOOOD FOR THE BLOOOOD GOD jarry

[@MisterSmith00]

Jerry: “The roasted chicken was meant for no one.” Kramer: (angry philosophical noises)

[@Azzie420]

Becomes? Bro we already live for the Slaughter. You’re telling me Khorne already loves me!? Oh Skulls yeah!!!

[@Hamish2552]

Anyone else notice that you can see khorne in the sky when it cuts to his domain

[@DrakeDead]

Calmest Khorne space marine

[@alloftheexperts2111]

Even ratskulls are still skullllllsssssssss

[@danielharris6687]

Calmest Michael Richards standup set:

[@youtubesucks3490]

I can only hope to follow this Glorious Khornites example one day.

[@user-sp8kb3is5w]

i enjoyed this a lot

[@kingbosswymean5307]

Khorne is just the best

[@CaptainJoosh]

Where are those voice clips from? It's a pretty damn cool Khornate voice.

[@wishesandfishes]

Dawn of war I believe

[@CaptainJoosh]

@@wishesandfishes Nah, doesn't sound like DoW to me.

[@jordexo3047]

It's from World of Warships, you could get 40K voices for the ship commanders, I can't remember how many they did but this was the Chaos lord's contribution 🙂

[@CaptainJoosh]

@@jordexo3047 Awesome, thanks for answering!

[@jordexo3047]

@@CaptainJoosh No problem 😁

[@bahej100]

BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD!

[@justinhowe3878]

most eloquent khorne berserker

[@kassi420]

You should have had World Eater from BoltThrower playing in the background… that’s what I listen to everytime I deploy or paint my Khorne Berserkers

[@brandonmasters9459]

I really just love the beginning 😂

[@kylezack1964]

BLOOOOOOOOD FOR THE BLOOOOOOD GOOOOOOOD

[@oldgrendel]

amazing!

[@ourcommonancestry6025]

One of the best Khorne meme's ever

[@SonOfWalhall]

Reading all comments in Dawn Of War-voices 😅

[@CaptainRufus]

Newman is clearly a Great Unclean One.

[@LastTestament]

Kramer would totally accidently join a chaos cult