“Wait. Do we have a topic?” is this entire channel summarised in one quote
@thepandrbr4 жыл бұрын
True
@wellbornthrower5964 жыл бұрын
Yup indeed it is😀😂
@usafa8864 жыл бұрын
Punch uncooked chicken
@L0n3W4 жыл бұрын
lol basically
@zachdavis82514 жыл бұрын
“Perhaps.” -Me, living life as a crab
@charlessaint79264 жыл бұрын
The flooding of the USS Texas to increase the range of its guns did happen, but it wasn't on D-Day (6 June 1944). It was done on 15 June 1944, 9 days after the landings. The ship's starboard torpedo-blister was flooded to give the ship a 2 degree list, allowing the range of her 14-inch guns to increase just enough to complete the fire-support-mission. During D-Day itself, the Texas and destroyers came in close to Omaha Beach to knock out enemy positions pinning down the 1st and 29th Infantry Divisions, as well as companies of the 2nd and 5th Ranger Battalions. The Texas came within 3,000 yards (1.7 miles) from the beach, blazing away with her guns. Destroyers, like the USS Emmons (DD-457) came much closer, up to 1,000 yards (0.57 miles) or less, taking out bunkers and other positions, thereby allowing troops to get off Omaha. One strange event did happen worthy of mentioning, an M4 Sherman tank lost a track on Omaha, but was still firing its 75mm gun at the bluffs. USS Frankford (DD-497) couldn't use their gunnery optics to spot targets, because they are too close to shore. When the Frankford's officers noticed the tank engaging a target on the bluffs, the ship's gunners were directed to fire where the tank fired. Their salvo knocked out the position. The tank commander popped out of his hatch, waved at the Frankford, and went back down. Through the day, the tank became the ship's fire- control party.
@juicemeister19844 жыл бұрын
Thank you for this fact
@attacktankicopter25944 жыл бұрын
you seem like the person that would like sabaton
@charlessaint79264 жыл бұрын
@@attacktankicopter2594 *Hurry up! We're waiting for you!*
@worldlycrow82124 жыл бұрын
You deserve more likes for this educational experience you grant freely.
@O-P-964 жыл бұрын
@@charlessaint7926 please friend, share with us more of your history knowledge. I enjoy story telling time.
@g0d3mp3r0r4 жыл бұрын
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE, MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES, JAM FOR THE JAM SANDWICH. HERE IS YOUR MEAL MR.KHAINE SIR HAVE A LOVELY DAY!
@darrentj88874 жыл бұрын
fucken "Khorne flakes" got me so hard
@garank49714 жыл бұрын
Blood for the BLOODGOOOOD
@robopope75844 жыл бұрын
FOR THE LATHRIXIAN LEGION!
@aurelius58214 жыл бұрын
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!!!
@shagroids49444 жыл бұрын
CORN FOR THE CORN GOD
@Kalebfenoir4 жыл бұрын
I think I totally lost it at "Does Insulin Stack" and "Is Diabetes damage-over-time?". The longer I think about it, the funnier it gets.
@stoinkydoinky45834 жыл бұрын
im glad you liked my joke
@aloafoftoast71604 жыл бұрын
To answer the question, yes.
@seanwhitman83534 жыл бұрын
I completely loose it at "Can you double pump with insulin?"
@danielscott12234 жыл бұрын
I'm diabetic and this has me dying 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@usmcgrunt42603 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@dungeonlessdm69143 жыл бұрын
"TORPEDOES DEAD AHEAD! IGNORE THEM; BRING US CLOSER!!!!" i love this line
@crysisrevelation61323 жыл бұрын
*DRIVE ME CLOSER, I WANT TO HIT THEM WITH MY SWORD!!!*
@S3Cs4uN83 жыл бұрын
@@crysisrevelation6132 Gotta love how that was a meme turned semi-canon turned fully-canon.
@spiderboi20243 жыл бұрын
"Target Penetrated! BREAK THEIR BACKS!"
@yoboikamil5253 жыл бұрын
"BRING US CLOSER I NEED TO CALL THEM A N-"
@matanuigaming25563 жыл бұрын
FOR THE GLORY OF KHORNE!!!!!!
@TheLaluciDaniel4 жыл бұрын
"Why is the UK specialized in setting stuff on fire?" Me: *Looks at Ireland*
@hellhoundactual82014 жыл бұрын
As an Irishman, I snorted. 11/10
@eazhe37164 жыл бұрын
Dresden*
@subparusername91724 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile, on the British cruiser line... there is literally no HE. there’s no joke here
@scottish-hero66644 жыл бұрын
**looks at the white house in 1812**
@admiralhuzky4 жыл бұрын
What we want roast potatoes
@Rogue_ac4 жыл бұрын
"Frigates exist to take on torpedo fire." Is actually a true statement since they protect carriers along with other ships
@rbrick36854 жыл бұрын
Not anymore :pog:
@markiv23613 жыл бұрын
Badger: why is burning a british specialty. Britain: *looks at Germany* i-i dunno, w-we totally didn't burn German cities to a crisp.
@sololobos69692 жыл бұрын
To be fair... That was America too.
@Weir.7212 жыл бұрын
*sips tea maliciously*
@notsoskatergirl47732 жыл бұрын
That's a spicy joke
@jaydeleon80942 жыл бұрын
@@sololobos6969 No America just bombed the fuck out of em. The Brits were the ones firebombing germany.
@atroxiv2 жыл бұрын
*hides 10,000 bombers in their pocket.*
@krausercruz27804 жыл бұрын
Having that Chaos "commander" sounds more like your the ship commander and have a very aggressive, but helpful, assistant. I dig it
Me : "ah yes, finally some Warhammer" Badger : "World of Warships" Me : 🙃
@metalbat84144 жыл бұрын
Good shit still tho
@dakotamesser78184 жыл бұрын
@@metalbat8414 for sure lmao a badger video is always a good video
@mon-kiegh4774 жыл бұрын
Best khorne quote I know is from DoW winter assault. "WE NEED A NEW DRIVER!" "THIS ONE IS DEAD"
@thydzz21804 жыл бұрын
It would probably be what Kharn told himself before he started the betraying
@anoninunen4 жыл бұрын
^ this preceded immediately on com's by a single gunshot
@lordgod995825 күн бұрын
OUR FOES HIDE IN METAL BAEKSES THOSE FEEEWLS!
@eman59923 жыл бұрын
9:11 man I can't believe Heavenly went back in time to noclip through Normandy
@spiderboi20243 жыл бұрын
So ThEre I was, JuLy 4tH, 1776, sIgNiNg tHe dEclArAtIoN oF InDePeNdAnCe.
@hirthviktor32153 жыл бұрын
Is Heavenly really that old? Is that canon in TheRussianBadger cinametic universe?
@spiderboi20243 жыл бұрын
@@hirthviktor3215 yes
@Husk692 жыл бұрын
@@hirthviktor3215yes
@thomasnolastname8734 Жыл бұрын
@@hirthviktor3215 Heavenly is so old, he watched the Earth form
@niko_82084 жыл бұрын
A game with both anime girls, and chaos space marines? Alright, I'm convinced.
@Cumdaemon4 жыл бұрын
The ultimate virgin Ship.
@gabiplatis99624 жыл бұрын
Fuck yeah Brother i am in .
@spicingdeed89314 жыл бұрын
i was looking at this game once on a sale and i lost it when the pictures of litteral, well, anime girls slapped on one of the fronts of the screenshots
@gabiplatis99624 жыл бұрын
@@spicingdeed8931 i lost it when they included some warhammer 40k dudes
@hunterzickafoose62164 жыл бұрын
Not to mention they're going to bring transformers next.
@corporategunner59724 жыл бұрын
World of Warships: The only game where legendary admirals get killed by anime girls and overly aggressive WH40K Ship commanders or vise versa.
@deusvult40844 жыл бұрын
Overly aggressive? He was pretty calm by khorne standards.
@KaiTheRedWarrior82444 жыл бұрын
@@deusvult4084 how psychotic are they
@deusvult40844 жыл бұрын
@@KaiTheRedWarrior8244 They whisper in all caps, and are usually smashing something. Think of the angriest you have ever seen someone before. That is their default state.
@j.j.6634 жыл бұрын
@@deusvult4084 and that to the power of a thousand on steroids is them when mildly perturbed
@sonnymccallum96214 жыл бұрын
what are they like when their fecking RAGING?
@Luumiie4 жыл бұрын
“Can we go 1 day without a M1 Garand reload?” No Badger, now we must have one every video
@hunterdramora4 жыл бұрын
haha garand go ping
@htv_therealog82434 жыл бұрын
No every day
@nobodyknows03144 жыл бұрын
*Ping intensifies*
@scouseleemini14 жыл бұрын
Badger’s videos are just 100% m1 and shotgun reloading sounds
@richardcanaan92444 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who's jealous af that his friend has an M1 Garand
@canarysoup65533 жыл бұрын
Imagine a fleet of naval warships n’ stuff and the commanders of the ships include an anime girl, a giant space psychopath, a walrus , and Eekaj.
@limbonlegs16623 жыл бұрын
And a walrus smoking 3 cigarettes at once
@John-Stark3 жыл бұрын
And a Giant Robot
@archmagetyler3 жыл бұрын
“And Eekaj.” This makes me giggle for no good reason.
@thelegendaryascendingdrago44283 жыл бұрын
This belongs on r/brandnewsentence.
@hirthviktor32153 жыл бұрын
Well we're fucked
@williamglass22234 жыл бұрын
“Wait, it’s no frigates?” “Never has been.”
@mrdooce70534 жыл бұрын
Never hazbin
@purplehatter5504 жыл бұрын
NOOOOOOOOOOO
@aohu75054 жыл бұрын
@@purplehatter550 can't tell which comment this is replying to, but i agree
@purplehatter5504 жыл бұрын
@@aohu7505 Its to the fact that the astronaut gets shot in the head after
@wizardofaus70134 жыл бұрын
“Pyro burns the ocean” Wait these aren’t Salamanders, I want my money back!
@PaiSAMSEN4 жыл бұрын
Well.... Japanese and Soviet cruisers are known to set a lot of fire to anyone, and they have green camo, so........you can pretend they are Salamander. :D
@MrPenfold6664 жыл бұрын
I want my money on this free to play game back!!
@grandmastershadowjago42624 жыл бұрын
>_>
@deusvult40844 жыл бұрын
VULKAN LIVES! *STOMP STOMP*
@TheFuri0uswc4 жыл бұрын
USN: Hmm destroyers or carriers..... *laughs in midway*
@thomasboland5404 жыл бұрын
Yes
@pinkbunni12304 жыл бұрын
Hmmm yes *BOATS*
@whatisupmyfellowamericans88084 жыл бұрын
As someone who's been on the Midway, all I can say is mmmmm-_yes_ boat is B o A t.
@Juggernogger644 жыл бұрын
NYET, BOAT IS FINE!
@Themannis934 жыл бұрын
This bOat seems to be made of bOat
@dr.samuelhayden8083 жыл бұрын
“Sir we can’t hit the target what do we do?!?” “SINK THE SHIP”
@captainpreston12503 жыл бұрын
Hello hayden
@captaincommunism7233 жыл бұрын
I blew a hole through the surface of Mars... fucking mortal
@Loser-jh3tq2 жыл бұрын
"It will give the gun the elevation it needs."
@JamesDeanShadow_Blitz2 жыл бұрын
Ah yes because you're attempting to use a twin 5"/38cal mk12 mount as actually as a 5"/62cal mk45 mod 4 and snipe the head off the enemy's Captain..... XD
@PrinceOfChange Жыл бұрын
RAMMING SPEED
@bread55604 жыл бұрын
“Blood for the blood GOD.” -Sun Tzu or Obama I’m not sure.
@vittalikb49304 жыл бұрын
Technoblade
@Noctully4 жыл бұрын
I approve this message
@Nep014 жыл бұрын
Vladmir Putin
@aurelius58214 жыл бұрын
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!!!
@thomasrasmussen74934 жыл бұрын
tingus-pingus
@cloakgaming51804 жыл бұрын
“Is fucking diabetes damage over time?” As a diabetic with a pump, that moment in the video had me rolling lol
@joshuamitcham15193 жыл бұрын
When he said it sounds like the wallmount health machine in Half Life 🤣
@bluberry15173 жыл бұрын
There's an offensive joke here to make, but I'm not gonna be the one to figure it out
@matthewyeldig46083 жыл бұрын
As a diabetic with a pen I feel ya bro! =D
@Ghostspartan20023 жыл бұрын
I thought about it and in a sense it makes does that make insulin med packs then
@Saunakiuas063 жыл бұрын
@@Ghostspartan2002 wait. So you're saying that dallas has diabetes?
@AbadonXXX4 жыл бұрын
The duality of man: azure lane on one side, warhammer on the other
@fardfox4 жыл бұрын
Two series you never expected to see be mixed.
@bigheadass27864 жыл бұрын
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one
@Alvaro89Rus4 жыл бұрын
And thank good for some duality. There were period when I could'nt get rid of these anime ships, I played good, completeted some events I didnt even read, and got bunch of these floating gay clubs with jailbait captains, and I couldn even sell them for some reason, good thing there are port menu setings that hid them.)))))
@GeorgiiiVaampire4 жыл бұрын
@@Alvaro89Rus Ok weirdo
@karoljones74554 жыл бұрын
@@GeorgiiiVaampire no u
@jubernavarrete38073 жыл бұрын
2:35 nearly spit out my coffee.
@bigamericanshark3 жыл бұрын
Dead quiet on the mic WHO THE FUCK IS TINGUS PINGUS!!!!!????
@denyhaguilar6793 жыл бұрын
WHO TF IS TINGUS PINGUS!?
@kanati11332 жыл бұрын
@@denyhaguilar679 I NEVER HEARD'A FUCKIN' LATIVIA
@razorwolf2758 Жыл бұрын
I almost dropped my ice
@Warhero3574 жыл бұрын
Badjur: (Makes any Warhammer reference) Me: "Hmm... Has he or anyone else seen Flashgitz's parodies?"
@CedricBassman4 жыл бұрын
@Iron Hands Terminator AVENGE ME BROTHER!!! BROTHER, AVENGE MEEEE!!!
@onepersonsomepeoplestumble70674 жыл бұрын
Seeing Badger use the character models from Space Engineers is funny, I feel like he would have a field day with Lord Klang
@dwryh4 жыл бұрын
Commie Bread the crossover we need
@zachdavis82514 жыл бұрын
Space Engineers video when
@mbgmadbull11414 жыл бұрын
Bro badger the type of dude who's actually robbie rotten from lazy town in retirement
@yevenlu32434 жыл бұрын
Where's the SWAT guy model from?
@kanyeeast10024 жыл бұрын
Womble needs to do some recruitment with these boys
@darynauna2174 жыл бұрын
"there was a point where i became obssesed with putting everything on fire" **smolensk enters the chat* *
@TheIrishBread4 жыл бұрын
Smolensk players are just one man and that man is the goblin slayer, change my mind.
@anguswaterhouse92554 жыл бұрын
Pyro from team fortress 2
@frenchiee_964 жыл бұрын
* conqueror wants to know your location*
@frenchiee_964 жыл бұрын
@kaizer5lock with HE
@Zenova-lq7cj4 жыл бұрын
*Insert Floating PKM here*
@korhol20653 жыл бұрын
Russianbadger channel: the show where everyone owns an M1 grand
@fishpop3 жыл бұрын
Why not? That ping is The Sex!
@SamueL-td7fb3 жыл бұрын
Even the viewers.
@thomasnolastname8734 Жыл бұрын
@@SamueL-td7fb Fuck the Garand, the BAR is where it's at
@Thomas-fz9xw4 жыл бұрын
Always love the Warhammer references... really want another Warhammer game review now
@dionwoollaston57174 жыл бұрын
Thomas he could do necromunda the under hive game
@reclusiarchgrimaldus12694 жыл бұрын
He's definitely gonna review Darktide when it comes out
@prot0prawnsuitablesinc.dom1854 жыл бұрын
Same.
@HeleentheArcane4 жыл бұрын
MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES
@jidk65654 жыл бұрын
Dark tide and necromunda would be perfect for him, from what we've seen
@killerspieler77844 жыл бұрын
"You cant burn me im already on fire"-Soldier from Team based Fortress defense simulater the Second.
@lunnihyre42154 жыл бұрын
*insert rip rick may spam here* Yes he died but it's best not to dwell on a sad past
@scoutbite43343 жыл бұрын
@In our doom we find resolve Amen soldier!
@elysium72424 жыл бұрын
8:26 Sailor: Sir, our shots aren't hitting the targets, the guns can't raise that far! Captain: I got a plan. *He's a Pirate Intensifies*
@panykfelidae90184 жыл бұрын
sadly - it probably never happened, as the Texas' guns can elevate to 43 degrees already
@Urziel994 жыл бұрын
@@panykfelidae9018 It did happen, the targets they were given were outside their effective range, so the captain ordered the torpedo bulges on the side of the ship flooded. The who le ship listed 10 degrees which was enough to reach their targets.
@TechLeafRanger4 жыл бұрын
@@panykfelidae9018 USS Texas was part of a combined flotilla providing fire support for US troops against Pointe du Hoc and Omaha Beach on June 6th, 1944. near noon, when the beach landing on Omaha was on the verge of collapse, she joined several destroyers that nearly beached themselves providing fire support for the American troops, coming with 3,000 yards of the shoreline and proceed to eviscerate sniper nest and gun positions with 14 and 5 inch cannon shells. She would continue to provide support and aid to American troops until June 15th, when her last request fire support mission had her target outside her gun's effective firing range. Her captain ordered the starboard torpedo blister be flooded, giving the ship a two degree list to starboard, allowing her to effectively reach her target with her main battery shells.
@HK47_1154 жыл бұрын
@@TechLeafRanger this needs to be a fucking movie, Why has no director ever pick this shit up? This would be fucking awesome to see in film
@kangabird76223 жыл бұрын
0:16 just imagine hearing that shit in the woods behind your house at like 4am.
@iexpectedthespanishinquisi16573 жыл бұрын
Why do I hear boss music
@Exoduss-111053 жыл бұрын
I can't stop hearing Megatron
@HanmaCaleb4 жыл бұрын
Me: sees video Video: “The British pour Gasoline on their shells to set more stuff on fire” Me: *British Pyromania Intensifies*
@edwardheppenstall86904 жыл бұрын
Actually we spilled beer on our HE shells because we keep them in a below decks pub 🍻🇬🇧
@dragonlord15114 жыл бұрын
Me too you now what we say if you can’t drink tea with them burn them in holy fire
@panzsan59634 жыл бұрын
Imagine someone playing WoWS for the first time and getting told to purge for the blood god and getting called a “Baka” in the same game.
@MrAbawmidabull4 жыл бұрын
It's worth it just to purge the weebs in Khorne's name.
@PaiSAMSEN4 жыл бұрын
The funny thing is, if you set the Captain audio option to "National+" (I think), you can potentially hear an American speak in generic American, a British speak with very British accent, an Italian rambling something, Anime character quoting her own quotes, and Khornate Champion screaming something at the same time.
@swindle96954 жыл бұрын
So you mean just like going to any hobby store that sells D&D stuff?
@rolan4dezwinz3814 жыл бұрын
You can only hear your own captain. They wouldn’t hear other people’s captains.
@CT-70274 жыл бұрын
Za Worudo!
@dafriendlyrook4 жыл бұрын
I don’t even like world of warships, but badger makes every game good
@MAILMAN99364 жыл бұрын
Get a destroyer and suicide rush a battleship with guns bigger than your own ship and you'll understand.
@adrianfrift75714 жыл бұрын
Yeah like the actual game looks boring but badge makes it so funny and interesting
@mrdooce70534 жыл бұрын
Playing alone is boring
@Kompotamus4 жыл бұрын
Bajur is the reason I tortured myself with war thunder for four months.
@MightyElo4 жыл бұрын
Is there anyway to get the warhammer skins? Or is it over?
@PyroGoBoom3 жыл бұрын
Omg I just thought to myself "I hope this video never ends" I just now looked, and I'm not even at the 4:30 mark yet, I love it
@Kurae_794 жыл бұрын
Badger: Has jojo reference within the first 30 seconds of the video Me: *”I’ve seen enough, I’m satisfied.”*
@Yeetus_Beetus694 жыл бұрын
And an Azur Lane reference
@bored93654 жыл бұрын
niiiiiiiiice
@nateblanke36924 жыл бұрын
Same
@insert.77084 жыл бұрын
I reminded the first 30seconds about 5 times before getting to the video
@adityamaulana85884 жыл бұрын
ffs i was about to comment this
@isaachepler20094 жыл бұрын
"the British speciality is setting everything on fire" ....... Dresden.......
@kv29314 жыл бұрын
Yeah we’re good at that
@snottierfaun4 жыл бұрын
Just think about it for the moment... -At the start of WW2 Brits were dropping propaganda leaflets -At the end of WW2 they were dropping...heat Conclusion: Over course of the war they were corrupted by Khorne
@Shapes_Quality_Control4 жыл бұрын
1812
@jamiecalderwood2594 жыл бұрын
As a brittish person I can confirm the khornate corruption is still being contained
@yuithekitsune4 жыл бұрын
Snottier Faun increase that list of khornate massacres XD
@heavystalin24194 жыл бұрын
*sees anime announcers* _"The daemons of Khorne are gonna eat ye' out like ice cream sandwiches once your Red Rage begins"_
@thiccboii31904 жыл бұрын
"WE WILL PROVIDE THE HAMS"
@antonytheocharidis95764 жыл бұрын
WHAT DID YOU JUST WOLFIN SAY TO ME
@heavystalin24194 жыл бұрын
@@antonytheocharidis9576 OI'LL HAVE YE KNÖW I SCORED THE TÖP OF MEI TRIBE IN THE KINGDOM OF THE RUSS
@gmckinney91484 жыл бұрын
@@heavystalin2419 Yer accent's weird and full'a waffles.
@hunt1ngh0und4 жыл бұрын
based TTS references
@FALG312 жыл бұрын
It's so funny to hear the Chaos Commander talk shit to everyone else, but then at 10:35 he sounds like he's actually panicking XD
@fardass35354 жыл бұрын
"I don't know why fire is a british specialty" *Ireland would like to know your location*
@dp98624 жыл бұрын
Car bombs are our specialty tiocfaidh ar la
@qberrygamz50084 жыл бұрын
What about California lol
@vaasmontenegro28754 жыл бұрын
Washing DC would like to know your location
@simotheirishwolf95604 жыл бұрын
Ima leave dis here kzbin.info/www/bejne/iWK9g6p6m9lpm6s
@necro54304 жыл бұрын
D P Car Bombs? *Battlefield 3 Theme Intensifies*
@theshreddedone83224 жыл бұрын
“Hey king you dropped this!” *Is holding a torpedo, and starts to talk about Khorn and anime* “Wait, what’s the topic of the video?”
@Ediblebomb4 жыл бұрын
i hate anime I think you hate anime a bit TOO much dude, I don’t watch that shit but you REALLY hate it.
@alexwingace4 жыл бұрын
USS Texas sinking itself to get the gun elevation to hit its target: *SALVATION!*
@kabob00774 жыл бұрын
**
@TromsTallinn4 жыл бұрын
MY PEOPLE I HAVE FOUND YOU
@gustavonava92094 жыл бұрын
SALVATION THE DEATH OF A MILLION IS A NECESSARY
@DarkDisasterKid4 жыл бұрын
WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY! IF I CAN’T WATCH MARINE-CHAN ON KZbin.COM THEN NO ONE ELSE WILL
@Kell_Craask4 жыл бұрын
This was NOT a video that I expected to see an Ace Combat reference in and I was not ready. Oh no! Here it comes... MY CRISP WHITE SHEETS!
@ReturnOfMonke3 жыл бұрын
4:32 I don’t think I’ve ever heard such fear come from that man.
@nuclearphoenix1774 жыл бұрын
I’m over here laughing like an idiot because every time I heard a warhammer voice line I had to ram no matter what
@chaniwii93584 жыл бұрын
Happy, h o l l o w ,or sad?
@nuclearphoenix1774 жыл бұрын
Chaniwii *V O I D*
@criticalspawnofsatan4 жыл бұрын
Jello says allot of funny shit but "is diabetes damage over time?" Takes the cake 5:53🤣🤣
@darkdickler67644 жыл бұрын
It is bro its poison damage
@silverclaw10264 жыл бұрын
As a diabetic i can confirm that is true
@Zspear2344 жыл бұрын
As another diabetic, can also confirm
@Skelosk4 жыл бұрын
"Can insulin stack" had me wheezing like a mofo
@HunterXD6394 жыл бұрын
9:43 Badger made TINGUS PINGUS sound so intense, I was dying from that. Especially when he called him a crumb.
@venusstar29633 жыл бұрын
6:29 That moment when Heavenly references the tale of Icarus and you realize "Damn, half the people watching this video probably didn't understand what he meant he kinda smart tho"
@douglasallar91762 жыл бұрын
Same
@sadrakeyhany74772 жыл бұрын
The dude who flew with wax wings then died of fall damage
@JacopoSkydweller2 жыл бұрын
@@sadrakeyhany7477 WeLl AkCtUaLlY it was IMPACT damage since falling doesn't kill you..... Alright I'll see my self out
@Crimson_Screwball34464 жыл бұрын
I want them to add V.E.G.A and Samuel Hayden voices for the Ships
@darrenbyrne2934 жыл бұрын
You can't just shoot a hole into the ocean
@HorizonSniper__4 жыл бұрын
@@darrenbyrne293 new objective: you know what to do
@Alexander-ij2rn4 жыл бұрын
or just put in the doom slayer and just have angery silence.
@scp-729-j54 жыл бұрын
" You can't just ram your battleship into the carrier to destroy the carrier" "The ramming maneuvers are ready"
@dinodude69924 жыл бұрын
"Brother, I promise I won't go heretical..." *2 rounds later* "KILL, MAIM, BURN! CHAOS WILL CONSUME YOU!"
@lichkinggamer57083 жыл бұрын
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
@theunknowncrusader43623 жыл бұрын
SANITY...IS FOR THE WEAK!
@elistewart34353 жыл бұрын
FIRE ALARM? GOOD! LET IT BURN!
@lichkinggamer57083 жыл бұрын
@@elistewart3435 KHORNE SMILES UPON US
@elistewart34353 жыл бұрын
@@lichkinggamer5708 TARGET PENETRATED! BREAK THEIR BACKS!
@zekethealien81424 жыл бұрын
Commander of the USS Texas: I’m gonna do what’s called a pro gamer move.
@Mamorufumio4 жыл бұрын
sadly the USS texas has been sinking for years
@bearholdensharkslux47914 жыл бұрын
BANG! BANG! BANG!
@PNolandS4 жыл бұрын
@@Mamorufumio It’s set to be sent to a dry dock for repairs either late November or early December. Structural repairs have been done to prevent the ship from collapsing in on itself when taken out of the water, and many of the compartments have been made significantly more water tight. Just a few more months and she’ll be in a dry dock getting repairs while a dry berth is constructed for her.
@Mamorufumio4 жыл бұрын
@@PNolandS oh thank goodness, i've been kind of worried about the ship as my family went one one of the tours back in the earily 2000's
@anderswuolo-journey45253 жыл бұрын
As a member of the Naval Academy, can confirm this is what we do all day
@LRRog094 жыл бұрын
“SANITY... IS FOR THE WEAK!!!!!!!” RB and all his friends, “ oh yeah I yell that at neighbors every day”
@kylegibson59204 жыл бұрын
Me: How many torpedoes do you need to launch Everyone: “launching all torpedoes” what you mean
@mememaster83614 жыл бұрын
Yes
@mememaster83614 жыл бұрын
How many tor- Yes
@hyperion-tl4jh2 жыл бұрын
I'm a Battle ship main and I can confirm
@brandonabc20224 жыл бұрын
I never realized how weird world of warships was until I watched this video. Anime, war hammer, and transformers?
@thekommunistkrusader39214 жыл бұрын
War thunder fans: "Noooooo you cant just penetrate my frontal armor while I'm using a tiger in your sherman!" "Haha M4 go boom" World of warship fans: "this is all RNG" "We know"
@nicolasa.31924 жыл бұрын
@@thekommunistkrusader3921 WOW players are just constantly spinning some combination of brutal deathcore and anime openings while playing this game. That's the only way to make it out with something left of your sanity.
@Blank556004 жыл бұрын
The pinnacle if weebery
@enderan6474 жыл бұрын
Just for your information. WoWs had 3 different collab with 3 different Anime Girl Ship franchises.
@brandonabc20224 жыл бұрын
Noice
@isiffrin4 жыл бұрын
Says Gasoline and British in the same sentence. * aggressive tea sipping stops *
@ResillyusXD4 жыл бұрын
Badger: Then you realize there's a middle ground of cruisers that specialize in setting everything on fire Atago: *Ara ara intensifies*
@savagesatiregaming16544 жыл бұрын
May the Ara Ara guide you
@maslinolovcherik83874 жыл бұрын
Finally i found Atago meme
@p4rnedjr.3884 жыл бұрын
Atago is your and I'm gonna hate saying this, "dommy mommy" Mother(ugh I need to take a bath in bleach now)
@ResillyusXD4 жыл бұрын
@@p4rnedjr.388 uh, no. That honor goes to Friedrich der Große a.k.a Momma Freddy.
@p4rnedjr.3884 жыл бұрын
@@ResillyusXD fair enough
@TBH-nu2so4 жыл бұрын
Badger’s ship: Starts flooding Badger: Petty Officer............grab the pool noodles
@Johndoe-jd Жыл бұрын
Badger’s ship: Starts burning Badger: Petty Officer…….grab the marshmallows
@xoyv4 жыл бұрын
russianbadger: _atago and khornite berserker noises_ me, an intellectual: *AHOOOOOY, HOUSHOU MARINE DESU~~~*
@keith59964 жыл бұрын
can't believe badger actually took the time to animate atago
@hikigayamurakamo93404 жыл бұрын
I wonder if Nanny pirate could lead her people...?
@danialyousaf64564 жыл бұрын
@@hikigayamurakamo9340 *17 season 2 pirate.
@Arelia394 жыл бұрын
Do you buy her in world of warships...???
@Registered_Simp4 жыл бұрын
@@keith5996 0/10 No time taken for extreme jiggle physics on the Ara~ Ara~ machine
@fishpop2 жыл бұрын
3:21 Never noticed that Dreadnought's lights go out as he dies.
@for_the_lore55674 жыл бұрын
"shoot the boats" What Badger doesn't realize is that he's being told to target the submarines.
@soundwave56344 жыл бұрын
8:31 "FLOOD THE AFT TRIM TANKS" "Sir that will sink the sub" "AND IT WILL GIVE THE GUN THE ELEVATION IT NEEDS! ONE MILLION LIVES!"
@cleverdumbcaptain4 жыл бұрын
Don't you see? DON'T YOU SEE!?
@samwaters89864 жыл бұрын
SALVATION!
@fourze4z1384 жыл бұрын
Three Strikes
@evillaughinthebackground57324 жыл бұрын
I still think that the Scinfaxi & Hrimfaxi were better, though...
@Registered_Simp4 жыл бұрын
Get yo AC7 vibes out of here XD
@corvus61784 жыл бұрын
"pyro burns the ocean" mister torgue: not bad kid,not bad.
@Phemon13374 жыл бұрын
I really hope in the Krieg DLC coming out in 3 days there'll be a rare enemy called "The Ocean" and you can only damage him with Torgue weapons.And the Crew Challenge is "Blow Up 'The Ocean'"
@Spartan_Eden4 жыл бұрын
Yes god yes!
@corvus61784 жыл бұрын
@@Phemon1337 the moment torgue said blow up the ocean i expected a raid boss like a kraken or some shit, was disappointed....
@death-conscious3 жыл бұрын
9:21 FIELDS OF VERDUN, AND THE BATTLE HAS BEGUN, NOWHERE TO RUN, FATHER AND SON
@WeFightForKarl2 жыл бұрын
FALL ONE BY ONE, THY WILL BE DONE
@lukeeatschips63244 жыл бұрын
0:15 BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD 0:26 KHORNE WILL ALWAYS HAVE BLOOD YOURS OR THEIRS 0:42 WE WILL STOP MEGATRON NO MATTER THE COST 0:52 FOR THE GLORY OF KHORNE 1:18 VICTORY BRINGS IMMORTALITY 1:48 YOU DARE TO ORDER *ME* ? 2:03 THIS TROPHY IS MINE 2:34 WHO TF IS TINGUS PINGUS (Thanks to@Mirzuan Danial) 2:55 TORPEDOES DEAD AHEAD, IGNORE THEM, BRING US CLOSER 3:15 I CANNOT MOVE (Thanks to "Anthony Fors") 3:32 EVEN IN DEPT I STILL SERVE 3:50 BROthEr, I pROmIsE. I wOnT go heREtiCaL. 4:01 HM HMMP 4:41 KHORNE SMILES UPON US 5:23 I WILL NOT BE DENIED *THUMP* 6:21 FIRST TO THE SLAUGHTER 7:15 TARGET PENETRATED! BREAK THEIR BACKS 7:45 BURN THE BODY! SEAR THE SOUL! 8:41 You FLOOD half your ship so you can tilt that bitch back and DRAIN 3S 9:12 June 6th 1944 10:15 and 10:28 FIRE ALARM? GOOD! LET IT BURN! 10:36 WE'RE FLOODING QUICKLY 10:53 DESTROY FOR THE SAKE OF DESTRUCTION 11:15 BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD 12:21 SANITY IS FOR THE WEAK .
@lukeeatschips63244 жыл бұрын
@Parchment Vincent
@the.dandy.man24 жыл бұрын
Thank the dark gods
@anthonyfors58194 жыл бұрын
@@lukeeatschips6324 u forgot the i cannot move one
@bdanmcg21704 жыл бұрын
Here king, you dropped this; *hands over KZbin diamond play button*
@lukeeatschips63244 жыл бұрын
@@bdanmcg2170 :D
@dist0rt3dhum0r4 жыл бұрын
"Shoot the boat." That's like the advice I have my friend on how to play a bullet hell well: "Just don't get hit, forehead." I mean, we're not wrong.
@AnAnonymousAuditor4 жыл бұрын
ahhh, technically true; my favorite kind of truth
@garrhettroebuck84024 жыл бұрын
*Waiting patiently for...* "SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!!" What happened? I blacked out for a second there.
@williamaldred3354 жыл бұрын
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
@thegrimreaper43410 ай бұрын
I find it very entertaining off the top of my head. I chose this video as I saw it from a Russian Badger clip. I'm proud of myself That I knew exactly what video to choose
@M4k4r_Th3_D3lver4 жыл бұрын
8:26, Imagine if it wasn’t because of flooding, but because the soldiers were so efficient at reloading the cannons that they launched higher than expected and actually hit their targets.
@Zenova-lq7cj4 жыл бұрын
That the shells landed on a nearby forest and set a tree on fire?
@TREX_044 жыл бұрын
Luckily it wasnt a Daycare
@M4k4r_Th3_D3lver4 жыл бұрын
@@Zenova-lq7cj, possibly.
@heavybooom77904 жыл бұрын
@@TREX_04 Sadly*
@M4k4r_Th3_D3lver4 жыл бұрын
@@heavybooom7790 DAMN. Save some of the fun for me!
@magnusm44 жыл бұрын
"I am literally the cheeto dust in the bottom of the bag right now" "gets hit" Now you're the air at the bottom of a chips bag.
@josiahricafrente5854 жыл бұрын
My Azur Lane-playing self seeing Atago talking with a high-pitched voice: “Wait a sec-“
@gwydionrusso32063 жыл бұрын
Yeah and in the beginning if they did that to HMS unicorn or any of the Little ones little bell little lustrious amagi Chan etc I would hate to see what would happen to them Although if they did it to akashi they would be hailed as heroes
@josiahricafrente5853 жыл бұрын
@@gwydionrusso3206 that cat is a swindler!
@gwydionrusso32063 жыл бұрын
@@josiahricafrente585 exactly the eagle Union should carry out the Manhattan project just to destroy it
@murkywateradminssions52193 жыл бұрын
"is that...Atago...or Akeno Misaki..." "*dunno don't care take my money weegee"*
@javengabriellarboleda28643 жыл бұрын
@@gwydionrusso3206 Akashi took mah gems
@f.e.areproduce52983 жыл бұрын
4:16 The game gives you needed Zenkai Boosts so you can adapt faster than normal after having your things handed to you first time, so that second time you're fully ready for power of destruction.
@thanglalsangguite62054 жыл бұрын
12:53 He just looks so disappointed and sad. As if his eyes are about to start tearing up. It's just his eyes but I feel his sadness
@black_nodius81774 жыл бұрын
"Is diabetes damage over time?", bro that killed me
@heavystalin24194 жыл бұрын
Not quite, it seems
@parkerwells33174 жыл бұрын
It killed them too
@Tanzomat474 жыл бұрын
As a type one diabetic, I can confirm it is dot.
@somebutter67554 жыл бұрын
It’s the wither effect from Minecraft but irl
@thelvladurmi68434 жыл бұрын
i no shit told my English teacher that diabetes is just damage over time and she said this. "I mean, yes, that is true...?"
@DragonfireVEVO4 жыл бұрын
"You tried one and lived?" "Barely, I went for the sweet tea at the last minute, right as I was seeing darkness approach."
@radiantduality83663 жыл бұрын
Greatest aquatic warfare advice ever: “Shoot the boat”
Tomorrow’s headline: Popeyes biscuit no drink challenge kills several.
@masterjames26274 жыл бұрын
Epic
@M4k4r_Th3_D3lver4 жыл бұрын
Now that is an act of bravery greater than many!
@nameless_tarnished4 жыл бұрын
I tried and almost passed out
@grafitorecargado4 жыл бұрын
We don't have Popeyes here where i live, but the way everyone is describing it i just can imagine that thing is dry af and eating it without drink is just like try to get a scoop of raw flour
@M4k4r_Th3_D3lver4 жыл бұрын
@@grafitorecargado your talking about them when they are cold, when they are hot its a little better, but you’ve got the right idea.
@mellonkey12314 жыл бұрын
The USS Texas' crewmates definitely said "poggers" when the ship got half flooded
@MarkgaardenАй бұрын
0:53 FOR THE GLORY OF CORN!
@skepticalauto1924 күн бұрын
I litteraly saw this comment and looked up to the video playing it that's great
@skillshotgaming4444 жыл бұрын
2:46 best quote ever.
@williamglass22234 жыл бұрын
I’m so happy everybody in the call has an M1 Garand.
@Nep014 жыл бұрын
*Pings intensify*
@bathtubmeggee77514 жыл бұрын
Imagine badger and friends playing D&D
@bulletgrazer21844 жыл бұрын
They'd be total murder-hobos, with one non chaotic player desperately trying and failing to reign the others in.
@cooperbennett63994 жыл бұрын
No
@songbird5154 жыл бұрын
And im the DM that could Handel them
@nathanmceneny26334 жыл бұрын
@@songbird515 lol no you can't
@civilianwaffles56004 жыл бұрын
With all the heresey in this video, maybe they should play Warhammer40k: Wrath and Glory instead.
@ih8mylife3 жыл бұрын
"You're like the last crumb of a Toaster Strudel, but I hear ya." ^ my favorite line XD
@Infantryman-ct7qt4 жыл бұрын
" Hey king, you dropped this. " *proceeds to drop depth charge on submarine*
@rbrick36854 жыл бұрын
Badger: Are sailors working from home? *Me crying because I’ve been working essentially every day since the pandemic* Also, Frigates are indeed not real.
@whateverthisis3894 жыл бұрын
Yea,they're just mini-Destroyers!
@rbrick36854 жыл бұрын
Justanotherderp :P Well, Badger uses a picture of a Littoral Combat Ship, which is essentially a Frigate that can’t stay out to sea for more than a few days. Press F for the FFG, my man.
@burnerheinz4 жыл бұрын
You forgot frigates. They don't exist shut up about them!
@owensparker18764 жыл бұрын
The British learned the burn everything to the ground strat when they torched DC in the war of 1812.
@Kangaru134 жыл бұрын
Owie Zowie right in my American heart
@randombrit45044 жыл бұрын
@@Kangaru13 *Cue evil laughing*
@cheezburgrproduction4 жыл бұрын
Too soon
@Kangaru134 жыл бұрын
Random Brit :( lol
@Urziel994 жыл бұрын
@@randombrit4504 The Germans picked up on it during the Blitz.
@Rec-agent_m Жыл бұрын
Blood for the blood god menu havent heard that Frase in a long time there was a great man who said it but . . . We don’t like to reopen old wounds here
@jondw4 жыл бұрын
7:44 the real weird thing is that ships being very flammable is actually pretty true(maybe less so nowadays), infact fires were one of the biggest threats to ships back in the day because everything was super flammable such as the wooden timbers, the pitch used to seal the gaps, the ropes, the list goes on
@sadsirsleepy36264 жыл бұрын
The soldiers on Badger's flooded lower deck be looking like the storm troopers in the jacuzzi in lego star wars
@BoganFromBama4 жыл бұрын
Am ghost now. Died as soon as I heard “Tingus Pingus.”
@EzekiesAcheron4 жыл бұрын
WHO DAFUQ IS TINGUS PINGUS!?!
@redbasher6364 жыл бұрын
YO WHO DAFUQ-
@EzekiesAcheron4 жыл бұрын
@@redbasher636 YO WHO DAFUQ IS TINGUS PINGUS!?!?!
@lunar61563 жыл бұрын
@@EzekiesAcheron YO WHO DAFU-
@rageoholicsm43533 жыл бұрын
@@lunar6156 YO WHO DAFUQ IS TINGUS PINGUS
@deficientprozac70363 жыл бұрын
I tried eating a Poppie’s Biscuit without drinking once. My mouth felt like it was lines with cotton, and when I drank and swallowed it felt like a stone going down and it hurt. Should be a legit torture technique. A dozen biscuits no butter or water.
@Alexisthewolfy3 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't wish that upon my worst enemy.
@bumbl_b333 жыл бұрын
One time i ate two popeyes biscuits without taking a drink and was dehydrated for three days
@RandomPerson06463 жыл бұрын
@@bumbl_b33 WEAK, I ATE 3 AND WASN'T EVEN SLIGHTLY DEHYDRATED
@zerillisguren77204 жыл бұрын
Badger is an Atago culture fiend..and i love it.
@TheExecutorr4 жыл бұрын
well if he was, he'd at least get her voice right at 0:25
@whateverthisis3894 жыл бұрын
Don't forget Eugen
@Magyyyyy4 жыл бұрын
Y'all sleeping on the Walrus from A Hat in Time bruh
@Lenro_Zhi4 жыл бұрын
@@whateverthisis389 my man
@ju1c3_e564 жыл бұрын
@@Magyyyyy the best commander to exist
@kronostheking95544 жыл бұрын
I would pay to see a video of badger and friends watching and reacting to if the Emperor had a text to speech device.
@ethantodd40423 жыл бұрын
Same
@NicPTheMeme3 жыл бұрын
Yes brother
@fridgeturtle3 жыл бұрын
6:06 as a type 1 diabetic, can confirm that overdosing on skittles and dying is a very possible outcome. same as overdosing on going for a fucking walk
@praetorian49224 жыл бұрын
“Is diabetes damage over time?” XD OMFG that was funny, these jokes lately have been hitting hard.
@johnrivers694 жыл бұрын
it's funny because of how accurate it is
@oH_._4 жыл бұрын
Cody Welker Must suck having a durable debuff, until further notice to get rid of it completely.
@aidanpedersen4 жыл бұрын
“I got a degree in physics, I actually don’t” How quickly can you do a double backflip on some random stupid ass meme
@Accuracy_Precision4 жыл бұрын
“Do frigates even exist?” Me who’s father served on one: 0___________0
@jackwong41984 жыл бұрын
Sometimes i thought frigates only existed in Japanese navy these days since they can't have "destoryers" in their fleets.
@LordMuffinToken4 жыл бұрын
And i asshat thought I served on one.... o.o
@GabrielArchon4 жыл бұрын
Your father lied to you.
@jwbfireball52744 жыл бұрын
Your father doesn’t exist.
@Accuracy_Precision4 жыл бұрын
@GabrielArchon actually, my dad served on a perry class frigate from 1982-1984. It was armed with both missiles and a 3in gun.
@s.k47133 жыл бұрын
3:32 being a tyranid player in a nutshell
@stealthy12234 жыл бұрын
"So you seem to have a lot of experience, can you give me some advice?" "Just shoot it bro"