when your opponent won't finish you off in a card game

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[@agentchuck2]

"WHO DESIGNED THIS GAME?!" "This video brought to you by this card game..."

[@ceasar3566]

How do you have 1.2k likes and no reply’s 😂😂

[@JunjieZ_]

Ceasar Flores ikr lol

[@allanvicente6983]

@@ceasar3566 his fans are shy

[@emmbeesea]

"Moo Murder Mode". That sounds like a legitimate archetype for cows.

[@Wasabi4]

We call it "MMM!" for short

[@unblorbosyourshows9635]

Moo Murder Mode or Moo Bamba

[@oshysplashers1479]

M/M/M

[@SennaHawx]

But they cannot be used together with the "Moo Murder Mod" cards, which is a whole different archetype

[@DT-yw4ob]

It wouldn't be above Konami. Expecially after the recent "Dragon Maid" archetype.

[@arqueiroXD]

It's the classic...i never gonna pull this combo ever again...soo i'm going to overkill you

[@eloisanzara237]

Extroier gamer plays Yeah, I’m guilty of doing that. Great game of gold fish once, and finished everyone off in one move.

[@GeneralCane]

It's kinda like how in MOBAs players will never end the game just because it feels good to be unstoppable.

[@MysticAlmighty53]

@@GeneralCane and then when the game got too long and the enemy got their full build and made a comeback 😂

[@morgatron4639]

@@MysticAlmighty53 Feels good when that happens, the best games last over an hour...

[@justas423]

He killed him so hard he hurt him in real life

[@greenman2240]

"It's not about winning. It's about sending a message." - Sun Tzu

[@MdSolehin]

If fighting is sure to result in victory then you must fight! - sun tzu

[@dualkg6704]

Dear God...

[@plumjet09]

@@MdSolehin TF2 reference

[@DavesDime]

"Let's see how loyal a hungry cow really is."

[@Pharaoh_Tutankhamen]

"Eat more chicken" - *Da* Sun

[@vixx-kun7686]

"Moo murder mode" That sounds terrifying actually

[@ordinarytree4678]

Cows are terrifying in general. They will either gore you or kick your brain into goo.

[@montelhelem8707]

@@ordinarytree4678 I thought they were gentle creatures ;-;

[@aqlilruknuddin2601]

@@montelhelem8707 try standing behind them and see what happen You will understand why if u survive

[@kronos459]

It does

[@caiovelasco1303]

It really does. Specially considering the huge amount of deaths by cow attacks that actually happen each year. Cows are savage

[@-4subscriberswithahammerad521]

just let me die PLEASE

[@homuraakemi103]

Never! ONLY I CAN DIE! You shall SUFFER~

[@warlock1080]

Ikr

[@magictriangle6878]

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TRY TO PLAY GOD

[@curnott6051]

Yeah, ProZD needs to learn how to Scoop.

[@noskalborg723]

@@RaTcHeT302 yes! MTG "Abyssal Persecutor"

[@Chirpysemperboy]

"There is no point in this." "Oh, then why am I still playing cards and prolonging your end?" "...Because you get off on it?" "OH IMMENSELY."

[@Ehtis1]

_was that a DBZA reference_

[@doctorecho3007]

Yen Yea

[@Chirpysemperboy]

@@Ehtis1 precisely

[@SpyrosKoronis]

"Don't kinkshame me!"

[@zvproduction4740]

@@SpyrosKoronis for god sake yugi, just buy some booster pack

[@notahotshot]

Dude, he had been setting up that play from the start. He finally managed to draw the ultra rare card, "Legendary Groin Puncher", which he traded his soul for. There's no way he was going to *not* play it.

[@doctorstrange2768]

“Go ahead and attack me.” “No. I don’t think I will.”

[@doctorstrange2768]

Homura Akemi 😂😂😂

[@audiojack5641]

Genocide sans fight in a nutshell

[@thedaringdash4100]

No because it's a "trick"

[@Blue-wg4tm]

That’s me playing games...

[@jayc.2100]

*everybody gangsta until the cows enter moo murder mode*

[@christianweibrecht6555]

Tell that to the Diablo 2 heroes

[@Wood_969]

🐄

[@reposedrain9702]

GANGSTAR*

[@asakura8329]

@@reposedrain9702 _Requiem_ *_wooahhh_*

[@Paradise_Lost_]

@@asakura8329 DAMMIT GIORNO, SHUT UP ABOUT YOUR STUPID DREAM

[@utjason35]

If theres no groin puncher in shadowverse idk if imma play it

[@JakeyMcSnakey]

Or moo murder mode

[@potassiumguy255]

420

[@ifranvandermeijden2016]

There is I have punched several people in The groin already

[@heartbeat4atinman]

Just play D-Shift, it's pretty much the same thing.

[@Arenuphis]

D-shift flame and glass to make them enjoy losing

[@BlinksAwakening]

"Feel like you could have done this several turns ago." Dying.

[@SteveS86]

I love when people just quote the video that we all just watched.

[@peterplayz52]

@@SteveS86 love when people get annoyed by others enjoying stuff

[@mojonoahgamer5647]

Me: Dude, I have 1hp! Finish me off. Opponent: Just thought I would make your last dying moments as annoying, insulting, and miserable as possible.

[@protogon2978]

He obviously just wanted to punch his opponent

[@homuraakemi103]

Gloating counts as passing priority. Oh, look. I draw Lightning Bolt, and you have 1 HP...

[@buddabudda]

And this why scooping is such a wonderful thing

[@darkkoi_]

Lmao that opponent is me

[@lilchristuten7568]

There is 1 specific point at which waiting through all that crap is worth it. That is when you have a trap card that obliterates their entire field. Otherwise it is always far more sensible to just get up and leave (it doesn't matter if people want to call you unsportsmanlike, it is a waste of precious time that you cannot get back).

[@lukeedoplays3272]

I really expected him to say, "Wait, I can't attack the turn I summon Groin Puncher, so I guess I end my turn,"

[@videogamee6037]

the real reward is being able to punch your opponent in the groin. They may even like it if you play with.. the right person ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).

[@georgecataloni4720]

Ok fine, I guess I'll draw... I play slaughter house; all cow-based cards on the field are destroyed, and I gain 10hp for each.

[@lanceran8964]

​@@georgecataloni4720 And slaughter house also allows me to add one knife for my deck to my hand and equip to one humanoid card. Now you may be saying you have no cards on the field however I affect the effects of cow killer from my graveyard, if I destroyed a cow I can summon him back to the field. I now equip him with knife and give him + 10 attack and can now impale you in real life

[@nocturnal2]

I can punch my opponent's groin once for every groin puncher in the field. If opponent get 4 or more punches in a turn, I get to kick him in the balls.

[@potatoesandducks958]

And then the other guy pulls off a killer comeback and wins with 1 HP

[@tickytickytango5634]

I remember one time I was playing MTG with someone I had been defeated. My opponent had more than enough creatures to kill me that turn. But instead, they decided to kill me slowly. After all, if I started getting too powerful, they could just finish me off. Anyway, I won that game.

[@goldenwarrior1186]

How did you win?

[@YourMotherInLaw]

@@goldenwarrior1186 i dunno field wipe?

[@conrrr]

i remember one of the first games of hearthstone i had ever played. i'd lost about 5 games, they were all really drawn out as well. no way i could win but they didnt want me to die too quickly. i decided ill put some effort in and make a deck and I really did put some effort in and made a really good deck considering my skill and options. First game with my new deck im feeling pretty confident, I quickly get a lead and have total control, im still on 30hp they have 10, i could finish them off but nah, NOW IT'S MY TURN TO MAKE MY ENEMY SUFFER. anyway i slowly get my cards chipped away as i kept refusing to finish the game. the problem was my deck is useless at higher mana. quickly the tables had turned, i watched as i could do nothing. my first chance at victory ruined by my own arrogance. i shall never forget.

[@burkle4508]

One HP wins are the best 😅

[@mhyc22]

Icbm?

[@Madcatcomix]

Milk delivery man does a triple back flip giving me triple cheese production

[@Firedemon72]

ProZD doesn't understand the satisfaction of overkill on someone's last HP

[@JerichoDeath]

Yeah, but at least Prozd understands. He even gets to punch ProZD in the groin.

[@mahmudulhassanhasib3816]

Until they surrenders or concedes. lol..

[@________dQw4w9WgXcQ]

It's fun when it is an AI, but if it is an actual person I'd rather end quicker and hope they want a rematch.

[@TakanePerez]

@@________dQw4w9WgXcQ That's true

[@vexxama]

Honestly I did the same thing all the time. I could have just won with a simple attack, or I could boost Maha Vailos attack massively for no reason just for the satisfying overkill

[@anthonygill3261]

*When your younger sibling plays a game for the first time and you destroy them to assert your dominance.* Holy crap when did this get so many likes lmao Edited on June 25th, 2020.

[@RenShinomiya121]

*Literally me when i played Mental Might to one of my friends who just started playing Pokemon TCG*

[@Matthew-li7we]

Reminds me of when my dad bought me and my little brother both a Yu-Gi-Oh starter deck. Like the ORIGINAL starter decks, some freaking 16 years ago. We both rigged our hands so we would both have our Dark Magicians on our first draws. Lol, in hindsight I should have got the Kaiba starter deck instead of the Yugi one.

[@rowanbelenky6017]

@@Matthew-li7we you probably should have that way you can get the blue eyes white Dragon to destroy any of his monsters.

[@itsraw7636]

When I play Yu Gi Oh or Magic with my cousin he ALWAYS let me alive with 1hp (Magic) or 100hp (Yu Gi Oh) just to humiliate me with his stupid complex deck and use all his stupid synchro tuner monsters or whatever the fuck they are called in Yu Gi Oh, can we... can we just go back to play like the old days??!! FOR FUCKS SAKE!!

[@oigomieggo24]

escotg GAMING all true, including making up a rule you can punch them in real life

[@lurker8593]

Ah, overkill. The best kind of kill.

[@alexisbutidk]

Indeed

[@xaviertorrs7915]

FINISH HIM!!!

[@kennylee6499]

such a beautiful thing

[@tbh_idek]

I enjoy it

[@ericoh6258]

@@xaviertorrs7915 FATALITY

[@Alec.V.]

I can just imagine him making all those cow cards.

[@Kahandran]

ProZD so good at acting I forgot he was 1 person and got upset I didn't get to see him punch himself in the groin

[@超粒方]

what do you think of Great Western Trail, an *ACTUAL COW BASED* deckbuilding game?

[@jkbenbot9305]

Yes

[@Catboi9000]

I guess you could say.... he milked that concept- That, no I'm sorry I'm going home. Good night girl, I'll see you tommorow.

[@phonedr.1013]

抓到

[@0toiz194]

Looool

[@AlvinCwk]

野生超粒方get

[@TR2000LT]

*_1919:_* "I wonder what people will be doing in 100 years!" *_2019:_* *Guy plays card game with himself in front of a camera*

[@BifronsCandle]

1819: "Jolly good, I am curious about what my fellow man will be doing in a century!" 1919: *Family of five stands with deadpan expressions in front of flashing box*

[@fernandoleamshake7031]

1919:MY LEGS! THE GERMANS BLEW OFF MY LEGS!

[@altrocks]

1519 America: I wonder what it will be like in 100 years... 1619 America: *Everyone dead from massive apocalyptic plague*

[@jevilright4630]

altrocks Wait

[@SeresTheZocker]

1919: cant think about 2019, too occupied with trying to not die from the flu

[@zzzzzzz215]

"I only have one hp left you could just attack me" Oh brother, he didnt aim to win, he was aiming for your groin

[@maiwang2040]

Here is your first reply. You deserve this.

[@malatrix8122]

Here is your second reply. You deserve this.

[@catgaming9369]

Heres your third reply. You deserve this

[@astra3766]

Here's your 4th reply, you deserve it

[@rheaprasad6127]

Here's your sixth reply, you deserve this

[@chrissleeve7993]

At first I thought he was being unnecessary, but when the groin punching cards came out...it all made perfect sense.

[@NovaStarlyght]

Ironically, this is exactly why Shadowverse lets you concede matches. XD

[@silverdragon122]

This fact makes it even funnier!

[@artimediasna759]

And hearthstone

[@sploofmcsterra4786]

That's not really ironic unless they were advertising that shadowverse is cool because your opponents won't finish you off

[@Lexender]

You can do that in every 1v1 game

[@love4075]

You can concede in hearthstone too

[@Unknownz000]

This is the most relatable thing I've seen in my life

[@Niaz_S]

Thats all his videos 🙃

[@chaddoom7993]

I'm a YuGiOh! player... Don't even get me started!

[@hellogoodnite8447]

This happens all the time in hearthstone, but sometimes I manage to turn it around

[@Unknownz000]

@@chaddoom7993 oh I know lmao they'd draw their whole deck and preform 4 special summons for the heck of it

[@fracazer]

@@Unknownz000 Exodia lol or the 3 Egyptian god

[@howardroark3736]

What I want to know is, is that one punch in the groin, or is there an additional groin punch for each of Groin Puncher’s identical brothers?

[@RoXas616]

Now I have to know if it is one or five

[@michaelbarney4060]

Obviously

[@istillcantthinkofaname7993]

I KNOW THE ANSWER... YES!!!!!

[@jeltevl8868]

its one punch for every power lvl they have. They steal the power from the cows they replaced so thats 120 power for all 4 individually. So 120 times 4 = 480 groin punches.

[@xekind]

Legend has it, he is still being punched in the groin to this day.

[@dogman15]

The non-ad parts sound like you're speaking from under a box.

[@sterlingmuse5808]

Yeah, I was wondering about that. It usually sounds a lot better than that. Maybe he recorded this one on his phone or something.

[@scevda]

Agreed agreed, it has not been the same for the past two vids.

[@VENGENCE150]

there needs to be an alt ending where the opponent drags it out so long that the other player draws his wincon and makes a comeback.

[@sterlingfelker6295]

"Mind Control. He's my cow now. I Attack. You Lose."

[@jackmatthews134]

New pastures, gain control of all cows on the battlefield.

[@goombaroomba1561]

I want this to be a real game XD It looks fun.

[@jramseier]

Jack Matthews “Greener pastures” All cows are lured to your side of the field for one turn, in addition due to the luscious grass, all of the cows receive a permanent 2x attack bonus. They can not attack right away. But wait, I also play “feeding times over” letting all cows attack immediately. Check mate, you should have finished me at 1hp Lysanderoth

[@goombaroomba1561]

@@jramseier Woah! You cant go mixing skits like that!

[@Pablo360able]

I floop the pig.

[@ElectroPikachu]

I wanna play this card game ProZD made for these videos

[@File-]

same

[@hostiusasinhostilityhostil7853]

@@File- I think we should ban Groin Puncher, though.

[@TheFuryGlitch]

@@hostiusasinhostilityhostil7853 yeah, it's a little meta breaking if you ask me

[@codebracker]

As long as Black brier is legal in standard

[@bunkerzero]

Groin puncher is too op!

[@AvyoNevozLebndro]

*recalls previous Yugioh battles that were dragged-out ridiculously in order to summon Obelisk* ...Yeah, you got me there.

[@persimmonss]

I played a guy whole gave me hp just so he could get more monsters on the field to kill me with

[@razorflossrazor2937]

@@persimmonss I'm guilty of doing this

[@TaggedByTim]

You have 10 seconds to attack me before I scoop and Rob you of your totally unnecessary combo

[@infantryhawk]

I played with a guy who made my field totally frozen and then decked me out one draw phase at a time... I had a 60 card deck. I shouldve just punched him in the nards and left.

[@Godzilla1282]

I do the same for my Stardust archetype synchro deck using Quasar variants and for my Timelord deck

[@potal_memes]

*Yu Gi Oh Master Duel* : When you go buy groceries, cook your dinner ,and take a shower, and your opponent still hasn't finished his turn

[@bolio9383]

One day this meme will evolve into a genuine cow themed card game and ProZD will make millions

[@dapperghastmeowregard]

I mean, it's nothing like this but IIRC Unexploded Cow is cow themed.

[@linhdanghoang2504]

Genius marketing if you ask me.

[@bolio9383]

@@dapperghastmeowregard thank you, fren

[@bolio9383]

@@linhdanghoang2504 I was just about to ask you!

[@SimplyUnplayed]

“Calm chill cows” Funniest thing I’ve ever heard 😂

[@josephgeorge2949]

He’s lucky the opponent didn’t summon black Brie

[@Toxin_Glitch]

It’s illegal in every state, except Texas

[@williamthechild4703]

Bro I’m pretty sure that card’s not even legal

[@ashamansedai]

Also the count cornelius cheddar combo

[@pathogrin]

@@williamthechild4703 it got legal but they said you can only use it 2 times in a match

[@wolfiegames1572]

@@Toxin_Glitch wait is that an over the hedge reference

[@buddabudda]

"OF COURSE HE DOES!!" I feel like everyone's been on that side of some ccg bullshit at some point.

[@spooky6703]

As someone who's been Empty Jarred, yes

[@ianloreen7817]

"I worship but one deity, and thine name is Overkill" -- A Meme I Saw Somewhere Once

[@spazerdazer8421]

We all know we're guilty of this. Sometimes especially when you build a deck around a certain combo that you never get to pull off you can't help yourself.

[@dominicyeomans3489]

Exactly

[@deathsheir2035]

I am proud to say, I haven't done this once. I have a bit of social anxiety, and tend to want things to end as soon as possible.

[@ryanchurchill5081]

It sounds like my human token deck that can get most of the buffs to all creatures I control also can be unblockable

[@chaddoom7993]

Not me! If I already have the win with what I've got on the field... I NEVER play another card.

[@AceOfBlackjack]

@@deathsheir2035 Pony! I must sub.

[@the_SolLoser]

1:05 Do not tuck your thumb into your fist when throwing a punch, unless you're looking to hurt yourself more than your target. Love the cards. So well made.

[@Torthrodhel]

In general, yes. In this specific situation, that'd have to be one rock hard groin to do any damage in return.

[@xekind]

Unless the target is someone's groin

[@the_SolLoser]

As a rule of thumb, don't do it ever. Hip bones are pretty darn hard. It's never a bad habit to do something properly. Let yourself start thinking it's ok, and you could regret it. Only fools would justify a bad habit.

[@Torthrodhel]

@@the_SolLoser I mean sure, you never want to remember more techniques than you need to, and that goes even for good techniques never mind utterly pointless ones. On the other hand I wasn't really defending anything, this is a silly skit not a self defense instruction video lol. I am a fool in many ways, not for this though.

[@the_SolLoser]

@@Torthrodhel its just one technique. In fact, it's the absolute basics. It has nothing to do with learning more than you need to. That's a totally different topic. And it may not be a self defense video, but that doesn't matter. There's nothing rong with looking out for people, and if there is, I'll happily go to hell. There will be plenty of people who see it and think," That must be ok. If I do it, and he does it, it must be fine."

[@DrUSB]

Yeah, that’s how I usually play when I’m close to victory.

[@derpbird4586]

SMG4's SuperFan I HATE it when I finally get the last card for my combo on the turn I gain lethal

[@bunny1866]

Lol is there no way to declare a forfiet?

[@bluesteele5786]

I do the same for Settlers of Catan endgame.

[@homuraakemi103]

You have to make them truly APPRECIATE that you have them beaten...

[@Gzemnidz]

Reminds me of gwent

[@SayLessDoMore369]

Every video with vividly imaginative and intricately descriptive card game move sequences invoke in me real-time anxiety and ptsd from when I was first learning magic the gathering and the other guys deck build was designed to send as many of his own cards into the graveyard until he ran out of cards in his deck till his last card remaining was a spell that granted instant victory upon running out of cards in his deck. That game was about 5 turns long.

[@akashthapa5445]

Ah yes. The critical component of any good card game - BM.

[@shimeons.6047]

"That did 0.999 damage. But not only that-"

[@juniorflorida7189]

Underrated

[@littleblueclovers]

Me: Why didn’t the movie villain finish off the protagonist when he had the chance. Also me: He’s at 1 hp I will savor this moment.

[@MoonIitStroll]

To be fair, though, pulling off the combo you've been working toward the whole game feels amazing and having your opponent die before you can pull it off is super dissapointing.

[@Torthrodhel]

That's why I used to prefer making redundancy based decks over combo based decks, back when I played. Sure I'd have a few neat combinations in there maybe but never anything I needed the last turn to build up to... always just more of the stuff I was already doing. Most people would run toolboxes-enough against a few copies of any one type of thing. Never quite enough to deal with proper relentlessness, though. That's what I found anyway. Game was mtg and I started with Judgment and stopped when the planeswalkers happened. Felt like a different game, wasn't into it at all any more. Done a couple of casual games with friends since with random cobbled together decks made only of proper cards but wouldn't go anywhere near anything competitive again. I took 5th in a 64 person offline tournament once (that I wasn't even properly prepared for... but all the netdeckers were just THAT damn predictable)... that'll do, that's fine. Played the online thing a little bit when it came out and game feels like gambling now, much more than it used to. Used to feel at least somewhat strategic. Bleh to it. Much more into D&D now, don't have the balancing issues with that (well you do I guess, they just aren't anywhere near as important). My favourite wins still remain the time I brought monoblue beatdown to the local group and said nothing and just let them hold back expecting countermagic that never came. Funny as hell. Wouldn't get that sort of nuance these days, everything's way too fast and 'efficient', you'd just run ultra-rares that do both things twice as much without costing any more. You can tell I'm a little bitter with the way it turned out huh. lol had my fun though while it lasted

[@maestrosity9678]

The way the camera shook when he said “gRoIN PUnCheR” 😂😂

[@MedioPlague]

Brian Callans i gave you the 69th like, N I C E

[@OnlyCualquiera]

@@MedioPlague now it has 469 likes so I won't be the one changing that

[@ChristianStout]

When you end the game with your opponent at -999 HP, you automatically get a level up, so it makes sense to go for maximum overkill.

[@silvergiovanni5336]

"You wont let me live, You wont let me die" -The Other guy Probably

[@Rat_Gorbor32]

Hard to admit, but this is literally me in any card game lol. That sweet, sweet, overkill damage.

[@larry5591]

This was so good that I even forgot that those 2 guys are the same guy

[@raspberryfox4909]

Been dealing with heavy depression and adapting to a new, better, antidepressant and I really needed this. Laughed so hard I was crying. Thanks!

[@FloatingSunfish]

This is why you surrender instead of giving your opponent the satisfaction of prolonging your defeat.

[@jramseier]

Floating Sunfish if they pull this shit I will start watching a show while dragging out each turn as long as possible, the best revenge

[@lawyitkazuki5768]

You cant sur

[@mo1ya938]

@@lawyitkazuki5768 You can in Shadowverse.

[@DusBeforeDawn2008]

I usually let my opponent get the last attack, but if it's the final turn and they start fucking around, i'll press surrender in the middle of their combo. And if we rematch and I win they can expect me to fuck around a whole bunch in the endgame

[@din0696]

Playing against bomb warrior

[@quobaf52]

when you have a REALLY good turn in a card game 2: Electric Moogaloo

[@swampshack1018]

QuoBaf love the reference

[@SmuggyOcelot]

I’d play the game. Not the game sponsered, but this magnificent game with cows.

[@goombaroomba1561]

Me too!

[@olivergarden4422]

Looks better than yugi-oh

[@alecdickens1042]

Yes, but it doesnt look like the cards have reverse sides, because each cow depicted has 3 modes, so you have to get duplicate cards *and* their variants to make this work. If the cards come in booster packs, that takes a lot of luck/money. If they come in packs where you know what you're getting, every player can just build a perfect deck by just handpicking the cards that work best together, taking fun and strategy out. It might involve a lot of trading, and if anybody caught on to these moves nobody would give up those cards. It just looks really implausible.

[@huskiesghost]

Game is really good

[@twillij29]

Shadowverse is an amazing game, you should at least give it a try!

[@fumblebird]

The attention to detail is amazing. The (Angry) and (Chill) versions of the cow cards. The (Chill) versions having sunglasses. At 0:23 you can see that Cowboy Cow (Angry) has angry eyebrows. Also I love the gag of Cowboy Cow and Cowboy Cow's Cow

[@agiar2000]

"Why won't you just finish me off?" "Look, dude, I had this whole, elaborate combo planned since I started building this deck. I fine-tuned it so many times to maximize the chances that I would be able to pull it off, and you know how many times I've been able to actually execute it without some key card either being stuck at the bottom of my deck or being discarded by one of your other card powers? None. Zero. This is the first, and _possibly only_ time I have the opportunity to actually take it to its maximum conclusion and deal the theoretical maximum possible damage of 9,877 HP damage in a single turn." "Well, technically, Habanero Cheese Inf-" "Yes, Habanero Cheese Inferno could be used to set up a higher damage combo, but that's not tournament legal anymore so...."

[@onilink0thefur]

This needs more upvotes. It's too real

[@maplehockeylove6339]

This is me against my friend lmao... I stumbled on the infinite combo and kinda left him hanging at 15 hp (compared to my infinite hp) for like 30 minutes

[@kamilucky813]

Rip twin

[@Zombiewithabowtie]

".... Aaaaand I get to punch you in the groin." "Ww- What!?!" *[Draws back fist]* "Yeah, this part feels gratuitous."

[@dokonaut]

Lol. What's that a reference to again?

[@xacharon]

@@dokonaut Another ProZD skit: kzbin.info/www/bejne/qV6TdaiPmLyYeKc :)

[@justinjakeashton]

Nice reference

[@dokonaut]

@@xacharon Thanks. :) I remember hearing it but couldnt find the ProZD skit it came from

[@LeastToaster]

As a Yugioh player, this video speaks directly to my soul

[@bromora989]

I played the original YuGiOh then felt like getting back into it.... downloaded this app and went against the AI. Nothing quite like your board and half your hand being banished as you opponent draws and uses about 10 cards in one turn then summons a full board of xyz and fusion monsters because *fuck you*

[@WrensthavAviovus]

In Yu-Gi-Oh this is first turn mechanics now

[@thesuccessfulone]

"Okay now my XYZ floats into a negation effect that allows me to search my extra deck for materials for a link 4 monster if I destroy a spell or trap... (three link plays and a kaiju later) then I make a direct attack for game" Just FTK things?

[@cetitanenthusiast776]

@@thesuccessfuloneI know what you mean but OTK*, Konami actually manages to stay on top of getting rid of FTKs.

[@jasminelee1909]

@@cetitanenthusiast776 *cough* Firewall Dragon loops *cough*

[@xXFuzzeeXx]

*The meaning of victory is not to merely defeat your enemy but to destroy him, to completely eradicate him from living memory, to leave no remnant of his endeavours, to crush utterly his achievement and remove from all record his every trace of existence. And also punching him in the balls.* - Lord Solar Macharius, probably

[@agchavez01]

"Temporary cards will be added to the game" "I'll be voicing one of the cards in the the game" I was really hoping it was going to be one of your cow cards

[@amanofnoreputation2164]

Count Cornelius Cheddar.

[@Magnilous]

Everyone that plays MTG has this ONE guy as a friend.

[@queeffairy]

I'm that one guy.

[@charlescooks9360]

*plays cards

[@alstermaniac]

You can just fold by putting your hand on the deck or what that Yugioh. Anyways there's the good ol' scooping Mechanic

[@winstondelaurier8239]

laughs nervously in elvish

[@SomeRandomDude821]

I milled a guy out once because he wouldn't kill me. I needed to surrender to him. So I asked to see his deck, counted the cards in each, said we both draw all (because that's all we had done for the past three turns), and then said I pass to him, he needs to draw, he cannot, and because it's not his main phase he can't kill me in response.

[@braydenb1581]

I dont mind this with pals as if my friend spent hours doing his deck and can finally lay that combo down, im happy for him

[@duftheduck3188]

Erm. ProZD..... Can you like, TURN THIS GAME INTO A REAL ONE?

[@RR-ho3td]

I will buy that just for the moo murder mode and groin puncher

[@corbanoT.V.]

YES!!!

[@Phoenix_The_HeroHater]

Let’s make a petition

[@boneheadgaming6051]

The game is like PVZ heroes . Its got wacky characters and..... Its a card game!

[@Phoenix_The_HeroHater]

Turret No.43689 /defective/ huh 🤔

[@itsalexcolorburst]

When you saved all your good cards, so now you've gotta use em.

[@James11111]

*Gets another card game sponsor* "Ah shit, here we go again."

[@GreenEyedPsycho]

Now if this was a video game he’d get overkill reward bonuses

[@myopinionisinvalid952]

Milk man walks up Cows: *MOO* *MURDER* *MODE*

[@pixellighthouse621]

Nobody: Magic the gathering players:

[@TheFranciscoFm]

Cow enthusiasts:

[@skycrafter2042]

Oof

[@DJdoggo31]

Oof indeed

[@oatmealbro6977]

I'd say it's more of a Yugioh thing tbh

[@CamoflaugeDinosaue]

laziest comment

[@mujtabaellari2597]

When I saw the title of this vid I thought: please be cows, please be cows, please be cows. Prozd: ok, I play a cowboy cow. Me: YES!

[@meta4240]

0:54 "I've felt a disturbance in the force. Like millions of men cried out in pain, then their cries started sounding like that of a women's"

[@MYVOICESHALLBEHEARD]

Damn I really love these cow card game skits!!! 😂

[@Nk-lf3vh]

*_When you are voice acting for FL4K in Borderlands 3 be like_*

[@webdude15]

Wait rly he is?

[@B.e.j.a.y]

Reginald Bailey yes www.google.com/amp/s/variety.com/2019/gaming/news/borderlands-3-flak-1203239404/amp/

[@cheesentuna]

Holy shit!

[@exilley2134]

I met someone who was working on Borderlands 3

[@BennyGoId]

+Some guy on the internet 2.0 Hey, dumbass. Where'd you learn to write in English? Saying "When you are" when you are already have "be like" at the end doesn't make any grammatical sense. It's either "When you are voice acting for FL4K in Borderlands 3" OR "voice acting for FL4K in Borderlands 3 be like".

[@cactusguy4363]

"And I get to punch you in the groin" oh, so this is an "un" set.

[@schwazroda7882]

Can’t blame him for dragging it out when his goal was to get the groin punch, not just to win

[@savovalex14]

"Cow goes moo, therefore I win" is my favorite card game

[@pawnshop5745]

“And I now get to punch you in the groin in real life” Absolutely killed me 🤣

[@noturboi909]

POV: ur trying to get as much overdamage as possible in Inscryption

[@untruewalrus1323]

Literally me in Witcher 3 when playing Gwent, making sure that the NPCs understand Geralts superior Hero spamming skills

[@mr.e7321]

You gotta admit, winning by an absolutely unnecessary overkill does feel good xD

[@nintenplsdont128]

and then after all preparations are done: _I end my turn without attacking_

[@3ternalHours]

And then you have to wait for your opponent to time out two turns in a row because they alt+f4'd your ass.

[@commonsense7848]

Sad thing is, I never finish my opponent off until they have a fighting chance

[@antmon6668]

just watched a 30 second ad to watch your 1.30 minute sketch. Well worth it

[@willsworld2732]

NO NOT THE CHEESE TASTING PHASE NO ONE EVER BEEN ABLE TO PLAY IT

[@jacobc9221]

Lmao Exodia is yugioh's cheese tasting phase.

[@iceshard4442]

My grandfathers factory has no pathetic cheese but it does have BLACK GREID

[@ericoh6258]

@@iceshard4442 it’s Brie

[@iceshard4442]

@@ericoh6258 oh it does

[@erizoh]

Absolutely everyone playing yu-gi-oh be like: No seriously, I did this every. single. time.

[@steelothezero5649]

Same

[@kokirij0167]

As someone who loses A LOT it gets infuriatingly boring after a while. „Yes, yes, combo out your boss monster thrice, I’ll just take a shower...“

[@animelovbee101]

Did it on the gameboy to farm BP. Then would purposely do as little damage as possible while instantly murdering every monster card they summoned. Or purposely trigger certain cards on their field so they can gain more life points.

[@moviefan2236]

It's usually worse when either your opponent either takes pity on you, wants to show you the other cards/combos they could use to make you miserable, or don't have all the cards for the combo they REALLY want to use so your stuck like that for several turns, though occasionally if they don't have too much of a lockdown on you or the heart of the cards finally works for you, you can pull of an oh so satisfying win and ruin their fun. I've been on both sides of the coin, it's why I have (mostly) stopped waiting to finish my opponent off for more turns than necessary.

[@kokirij0167]

@@moviefan2236 I’d be okay with being combo’ed even tho I had like 100 LP left if they told me beforehand. Like “Hold on, I wanna get out my boss monster” Alright, cool, I’ll watch. Crap out the same monster three times in one turn even tho my field is empty and I will hope your soul gets sent to the shadow realm some day

[@Glord-vv]

"I attack yo- Wait....i can see your putting up a good fight"smirks" Man:"JUST ATTACK ME" "your quite strong...your skills are almost superior to mine. Man:FUC- "We will continue this next week....but I won't go easy on you next time we meet. Man:....

[@gr1m720]

Me playing chess with three queens already "I dont see whats wrong get back here and finish the game" He left ;(

[@theyneverlearn3679]

This is only acceptable in bullet chess.

[@gr1m720]

@@theyneverlearn3679 no if you dont get 3 queens or more your a loser

[@ashwin5489]

When I play online chess, and I am winning, I troll them hardddddddddd, for instance, I once had 7 queens, and made him rage quit

[@theyneverlearn3679]

@@ashwin5489 People do that to me and end up stalemating.

[@gr1m720]

@@ashwin5489 i dont play online chess much cause i dont see the pieces properly Like the most obvious rook or bishop and i move a peice and lose it

[@matthewmatala7979]

Its the sequel to “when you have a really good turn in a card game”

[@speedroidterrortop5391]

I honestly do this in Yu-gi-oh because you never know if that one card in their hand is some kind of effect monster that activates in their hand, then because of that they can chain and special summon from their graveyard or deck. Which has happened against me on multiple occasions.

[@hachi666roku]

I come back to this every month thanks for this

[@TeroTheShortOne]

*Really hopes ProZD actually releases this cow card game some day*

[@qhai09]

"Cowboy Cow's Cow" I'm dead seeing this name 😂

[@deltalord6969]

When you know you've won but you want to show off your deck.

[@yphoenix5957]

This sounds like me, its no wonder no one plays card games with me. Why are those cards for this skit so high quality X)

[@zillasaiyan1m274]

And they say this game is still going 1 year later

[@veryrealperson1438]

Yeah I’m the person that won’t finish the enemy

[@tort3333]

I spent 16 turns setting up this combo and by god I'm gonna finish it

[@seymourglass26]

This is why chess allows you to offer a handshake to your opponent to concede.

[@mintyfr]

I would play this dairy card game thingy.