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[@MeloCrow]

the "nevermind I just won, pretend I didn't do that" is painfully accurate

[@justanobody0]

SungWon probably does this to experienced players too

[@leorobin832]

Man I’ve done that

[@Mmoll1990]

Happens to me all the time.

[@yoshitsuna27]

And yet he counted that win to activate Third Time's the Farm.

[@Mmoll1990]

@@yoshitsuna27 He might have counted a previous game from before the video started.

[@nutshot_brawler8466]

I like how he says to forget he won the first game, but when he plays the "Third time's the farm" card, he counts the win he said to forget about

[@BlandoGaming]

He played the long con and it payed out big.

[@zenthr]

The after he said to forget about him winning the game, the rest of the video takes place as a Self-Imposed Handicap Flash Step, come on.

[@mrcombustiblelemon2902]

Should've played a card during the Victory Forgetting Flash Window

[@OntarioTrafficMan]

He asks his opponent to pretend he didn't win. He didn't say anything about _himself_ pretending he didn't win.

[@jama211]

lol so true

[@mechaswool]

The "mooserable little pile of secrets" really got me

[@justanobody0]

this game needs to be made

[@ashamansedai]

What about "third time's the farm" 😂😂😂

[@philiphunt-bull5817]

But enough talk!

[@jamesgratz4771]

I totally wasn’t expecting it and burst out laughing

[@ManicDX10]

SOTN jokes in 2023. Truly we are in the best timeline

[@Bladebrent]

A card that makes you instantly win the game if your opponent asks a question about how to play the game seems like the most beginner's trap card you could possibly have

[@rezellehime]

Sounds like Muffin Time

[@nickpincus1835]

Sounds very win more.

[@allredjohn]

The name of the game is Mao

[@mlanier3533]

There was a mechanic in one of the joke mtg sets called "gotcha" which triggered when your opponent said certain words. One of the main game designers in on record saying its the worst mechanic they have ever made

[@lolly9804]

Not a TCG, but Hex Hex has a card that you read out and if someone wasn't paying attention and is wondering why everyone else is got a finger on their head. They loss.

[@knightofendor8384]

One day we’ll manage to cobble together a complete game from these skits.

[@49erfanaticfromnm30]

Which will activate my "hoof and mouth disease" trap card. Muahahaha

[@araa5422]

that's what we said about the king dragon timeline

[@cooldumpy7913]

@@araa5422 I mean someone made a playlist which puts the videos in chronological order

[@evannibbe9375]

The game is horribly designed if you can win in two turns from the start.

[@knightofendor8384]

@@evannibbe9375 my friend have you ever engaged in the game of Yugioh? Games typically last between 2-4 turns, sometimes only one.

[@tyler9039]

Every day we get closer to finally deciphering the rules of the cow game

[@Jamato-sUn]

Or maybe farther from it. Hard to tell

[@MK-hp8zr]

Wishful thinking

[@justanobody0]

I'm afraid we're are so far out of SungWon's league in this game that we ought to purge our memories of this game's existence

[@uninspiredgaming9963]

One Flash Step forward, two Cow Jumps Over The Moon backward

[@criticallol3039]

Only 10,569 (and counting) more rules to go!

[@abduljah9355]

The idea that you can continue to attack during your opponent's surrender is so classic TCG.

[@shumaticrevolution]

It is during the end-flash step. Before the game recognises the surrender it has to clean up the game state. As per the updated ruling on the flash-flash-forward phase (badly worded as it technically isn't a phase) Surrenders are only looked at before the beginning of the moo-cow step. This is to prevent people from surrendering before the "Victory Cow" card can graze the field and win the entire match. (If Victory cow grazes the field and there are no plant counters left on the field the player owning the Victory cow wins the match. A match is a best of 3 game)

[@LloydTheZephyrian]

It's like that time Yugi just kept beating up a kid by continuing to draw monster cards to deal damage even after the kid's HP hit 0.

[@Rynjinivar]

Funny-ish story time: Yugioh had to specifically make a rule around this due to the existence of a card called Victory Dragon. Necessary context: Yugioh is played in a best of 3 match format. So even if you lose one game, you can still win the match 2-1 off the back of it. Victory Dragon has the effect that if it kills your opponent, they lose the match. Not the GAME, the MATCH. All 3 games. And that's why Yugioh had to clarify that, yes, the player can forfeit the match AT ANY TIME, including after battle declaration and before the damage step is calculated. Meaning players can just concede right before Victory Dragon connects, losing only a single game but not the whole match. Before this, there were genuinely arguments being had over this like "Yeah I know you conceded but I STILL GET TO ATTACK, so you lose the other games too bro." "Nuh-uh, I conceded! The match is over! Stop trying to play cards!"

[@Sorin2120]

@@Rynjinivar I think you said match when you meant game a couple times there at the end. Classic beginner mistake.

[@hookah6579]

@@Rynjinivar and yet somehow yugioh is worse now than it was than. I'd take some bullshit victory dragon to hasten matches over the child porn shit and meta decks that take ten minutes to go off but somehow it's a "fast" game because it's ten minute set ups to otk

[@rodneypeerkhan]

"I still have more cards to play" hits hard, especially when you are setting up a great move and your opponent can already see that they lost and they want to quit playing

[@justanobody0]

Yep. Especially if a player is playing a deck that is slow grind it out pace deck with the big bang at the end, but every deck you play is agro that quit if it's not going their way early on

[@runningoncylinders3829]

Scoop Phase

[@vullord666]

Literally me on Duel links. I don't play ranked much because I'm not good, but every now and then I hop on and draw the perfect hand but before I can have any fun the opponent surrenders. I don't even take that long (at least not as long as I want for other players to decide to set one card and end their turn).

[@webbowser8834]

Sun Disk players in LoR be like...

[@SlayerKast]

Painfully true. If they already have lethal on the board and they keep summoning or playing, I just surrender at that point. Like, just help me move on, you don’t need to go for the flair!

[@carpedm9846]

While teaching my friend yugioh, I remember sitting on a solemn judgement for the entire game because I didnt want to end their turn too early.

[@dragonlordofchaos]

Now that is restraint.

[@themightytalkingsalamander5169]

i played yugioh again with my friends after years of having quit because of people who play cards without reading them (was when spellbooks came out) and the first deck they used both told me i cant do anything and also won in 1 turn. i now play traptrixes out of spite.

[@sul_9999]

@@themightytalkingsalamander5169 bro rocking that stun playstyle fr

[@BeastBeatsYGO]

Patient solemns are best solemns

[@wickederebus]

@@themightytalkingsalamander5169 Are you running Time-Tearing Morganite in your Traptrix deck? free extra Normal summon, extra draw, and you don't really run in hand monster effects aside from maybe the Arachno?

[@paulgallagher5889]

"What is a flash window?! A Mooserable pile of secrets!!" Meme game is simply God Tier. The man is unstoppable!

[@giannieg]

Gonna bet it was from the hit game Cattle-vania.

[@JonJonRevolution]

@@giannieg Three weeks later and this random comment made me spit out my morning coffee *and* scare my cat at the same time. Well done.

[@ericqel-droma7628]

Sym-farm-y of the Night is my favorite Mootroidvania game.

[@Michaeldragon800]

"But enough Talk! have at the!"

[@glizzy2.O]

The "A mooserable little pile of secrets" part was pure unfiltered comedic gold. 💀😂

[@darkrexkigntstone8773]

but enough talk, moo at you!

[@BlackPsionic]

@@darkrexkigntstone8773 Have at moo*

[@EpicNerdsWithCameras]

It's always a good day for a Castlevania reference

[@AlbertTao]

"what is a cow?"

[@artofgnomes]

I want this card framed in my house

[@chris-m1g5r]

I love how he goes from "Oh oops I won't do that to go easy on you" to "I will completely destroy you" in an instant.

[@darmakx99]

TCG players can't help it, it's just who they are. They're broken as people 😂

[@jeremyabbott4537]

I mean, you can't choose when you get the OTK, it just happens

[@kevinbarber2795]

Well you always seem to get the best hands when you’re teaching a new player.

[@homuraakemi103]

“It’s not MY fault all my decks have 15 ways to utterly decimate a new player.”

[@OvhanDevos]

That's literally anything competitive.

[@seanlems]

“Nevermind I just won, pretend I didn’t do that” is exactly what happened the first time one of my friends tried to teach me how to play Magic

[@kaukospots]

holding back is too painful

[@calliopeshif7581]

@@kaukospots You'll get over it

[@lukeingle5587]

Lul welcome to Magic, hope you enjoy your money pit, know I do.

[@JohnnyYeTaecanUktena]

@@lukeingle5587 money pit? nah man $20 USD for a mono red insta competitive deck, and i am talking about a 100 card deck. You just have to know what you are looking for and how to fucking read which i know Yugioh players never do

[@shannonjones8877]

Yeah my experience trying to get into Magic back in the late 90s was similarly brutal.

[@moonhawk_]

Eagerly awaiting the day SungWon finally announces an actual cow-based card game. I WILL buy it

[@DugrozReports]

It BETTER include "Third Time's the Farm!"

[@JF-um3wz]

Having a card that explicitly has an effect if someone asks what a flash step is ABSOLUTELY implies this guy came to fuck with the newbie.

[@RocaRay]

He actually goes out of his way to create physical cards for all this

[@codetaku]

They also get higher quality every time

[@CSHummer]

I think these mirror the actual layout of the sponsored game

[@theseaelf]

AND puts them in sleeves.

[@mramirez6138]

His wife makes them

[@unr3alize602]

It's only a matter of time before he Kickstart's a real game

[@FormosusII]

The flavor text on Baby Punchable Cow is "Star Dragons are the world's police and the Imperial Thunder Dragon is an ally of justice" - I think we just got some important ProZD lore.

[@webbowser8834]

I mean, trying to play with Imperial Thunder Dragon Siegwurm does kind of feel like putting a baby punchable cow onto the board with how understatted it is so...

[@wanderlustwarrior]

Are those *all* yugioh references, or just the last few, and some are references to another game?

[@emiliuszchyba6690]

Ah yes, random descriptions, source of the finest lore

[@webbowser8834]

@@wanderlustwarrior Nah, that one is flavor text lifted directly from Battle Spirits Saga. Battle Spirits does have a lot of parallels to YGO, at least in terms of card art design. It even has a (surprisingly solid) anime that takes place in a world where everyone solves their problems in over the top card duels.

[@wanderlustwarrior]

@@webbowser8834 Lifted directly including the "Thunder Dragon" and "Ally of Justice" parts that are YGO archetypes?

[@xacharon]

Man, the "I still have more cards to play" phase is way more aggressive than the "Cheese Tasting" phase!

[@TippyHippy]

l put my hamster in a sock and slammed it against the furniture.

[@alexhinners]

ProZD has just grown more short-tempered over the years. He simply wants to finally find a worthy opponent!! 😫

[@realNom2mooncow]

I love how this starts off reasonable, and you can connect with all the characters on a deep emotional level before it is destroyed in a fury of nonsense

[@JockenN]

So in other words your average game of Magic the Gathering then.

[@maxgevans]

I started playing Magic the Gathering with my very experienced friends and it’s just miserable every time - this video speaks to my soul

[@shannonjones8877]

That was my experience with Magic back in the 90s... i gave up on it REAL quick.

[@hysterical-queer]

I always want to play Magic with my husband but I'm not very experienced and every time we play he goes so hard I'm at -60. When I've asked him why he doesn't just hit me once and call it a win he tells me that feels disrespectful 😂

[@Philosjutsu]

They're probably playing some shitty format like EDH or Legacy. Standard games you can't win that quickly. It's much more balanced.

[@dodopie3577]

@@Philosjutsu problem is standard tends to either flip between luck based jank or meta decks that have been played 10 million times

[@sojourner650]

The good news is there are plenty of other card games out there -- even by the creator of MTG. Try some others!

[@theendman8352]

I think we all can collectively come together to appreciate the genuis of "third times the farm."

[@SukacitaYeremia]

Turd times the farm...

[@moowaffels]

Don’t forget to wake up your friend while they sleep so you can play the utterly tired card during the REM step.

[@boogerparty]

*Udderly

[@moowaffels]

@@boogerparty oh lol yea that was the pun oops.

[@stars-and-garters]

@@moowaffels I feel like the mistake to actually spell the pun word properly just improves the charm of this comment, and may have even been the secret intent all along. 🤔

[@Jazzatic2011]

I almost spit my food from the comment just on the rem step

[@spongebabe27]

​@@moowaffels hahahahahaha you got everything right except the entire point for making the comment :p

[@boccs9925]

The cow card game remains my favorite recurring bit. I'm just... so fascinated with it.

[@Its_A_Gundam]

Cheese factory 😂

[@deraile]

It's his dedication to the continuity and depth of it, and all the prop cards he made just for it. You can tell he had fun. But also that he's a nerd and he's in his element 😂 I'm not into card games but he makes the humor super accessible and still hilarious.

[@connordarvall8482]

Honestly, after trying out DQ11, I'm now waiting to hear more about the King Dragon saga. I wonder how many cliches JRPGs have and how they could be good skit material.

[@CornyBum]

There's always mooooore to learn. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@nutshot_brawler8466]

It's clear he put a lot of thought into this fake game, can't wait for him to turn it into an actual card game, that's a crowdfund that I would 100% contribute to

[@shockofthenew]

I can't believe it's 2023 and we're in a renaissance of cow game skits :') Congrats on the featured cards Sungwon, they look awesome!

[@LuckyMacchiato]

The 'What is a Flash Window' card made me laugh so hard I nearly choked! Bravo!

[@justanobody0]

if SungWon makes this (if he hasn't already), he has to make cards like that

[@WalnutAnimations]

I can’t get over “third times the farm” it’s just too hilarious

[@RustalWolf]

The idea of an interrupt window when your opponent concedes is brilliant

[@zacharyadler4071]

It would actually matter in more than 2 player games too since conceding is an instantaneous effect which removes all cards that you own from the game, which could mess with other players that may have taken control of your cards somehow

[@webbowser8834]

So uhhhh, funny story about that. There has been a series of no banlist Yu-Gi-Oh OCG (Original Card Game) tournaments. The OCG and TCG (Trading Card Game) have different rulesets, banlists (not relevant here because these tournaments had no banlists), and card pools. A couple of tournaments in, someone noticed an important rules difference between the OCG and the TCG: In the TCG a player can unilaterally concede and end the game instantly in a loss. In the OCG, a player can only concede if their opponent accepts the concession. Setting aside the possibility of hostage taking, this is relevant because of a little card called "Victory Dragon", an understatted, very difficult to summon, basically vanilla fusion monster that reads "If Victory Dragon attacks and reduces the opponent's life points to 0, the controlling player wins 2 games instead of 1". This card is unplayable garbage in the TCG because the opponent can just concede the moment it becomes clear Victory Dragon is going to take the game, meaning they only lose 1 game instead of 2 and the opponent just wasted a bunch of resources on what is basically a fancy Blue Eyes White Dragon. It's also very banned in both the OCG and the TCG because the devs realized that cards that have effects outside of the game they're played in are terrible design and should never see the light of day. Unfortunately for the TOs of this particular series of tournaments however, no banlist means no banlist, so Victory Dragon was very much on the menu, ripe for exploitation. Making Victory Dragon even stronger is the fact that, as I'm sure you can imagine, the power level of this no banlist meta was exceedingly high, meaning there were plenty of games where one player was just completely locked out of the game in the first turn or two with little to no chance of a comeback. Because of this, the winning player has all day(aka a turn or two, given the speed of this meta) to setup the Victory Dragon and clinch the entire set off a single game. And that's why nobody designs cards like this for serious competitive play anymore.

[@solitare4602]

Reminds me of Pursuit in Pokemon

[@anxiousearth680]

@@webbowser8834 "Setting aside possibilities for hostage taking" 😂

[@webbowser8834]

@@anxiousearth680 That's actually a real card game term, mostly used for online games when "infinite turn" bugs crop up, allowing one player to keep their turn forever without actually winning the game or giving their opponent the opportunity to win/play. It's exceedingly rare for the term to also preclude the opponent from conceding though.

[@Sugin14]

This is exactly how I feel whenever I try to play magic or Yu-Gi-Oh now.

[@tlkfanrwbyfan8716]

My friend and I only use structure or character decks because meta Yugioh is some of the most unfun, solitaire garbage either of us have ever played.

[@ML-yn9yu]

yeah this is more like Yu-gi-oh- MTG other than blue doesn't move this quickly.

[@victorsousa4055]

this feels just like explaining the steps on Yu-Gi-Oh!'s battle phase

[@crows2808]

I think Sungwon just likes designing these cards. I don't blame him.

[@justanobody0]

he's making millions on the baby punchable cow chlidren's backpacks

[@BlandoGaming]

​@@justanobody0I bought 7.

[@FaIlTaStIcF34R]

Okay, the "'What is a flash window?' 'A mooserable little pile of secrets'" part got me good

[@hellopeoples8]

what's that a reference to? can't quite remember

[@UmbraPsi]

​@@hellopeoples8 it's a line from a castlevania game, "what is a man but a miserable pile of secrets?" That qoute came out of left field and hit me straight in the gut lol

[@joshyoung1440]

"Third Time's The Farm" actually makes a lot of sense and is a very clever way to say "defeat" (cause... y'know... "they took the farm" or "bet the farm on it" as allusions to losing everything). 10/10

[@trexdrew]

Eventually if we get enough ad skits we can finally make an entire cow deck and maybe someday, know the rules 😂

[@justanobody0]

only SungWon knows the rules

[@insensitive919]

Just needs a stuffed tiger and some Zorro masks.

[@gabbye165]

Okay but SungWon's characters on cards for a card game is sick

[@blitxaac]

I've been saying this for years, PLEASE MAKE THIS A KICKSTARTER PROJECT, I would definitely buy this

[@filipposerra4208]

"Pretend I didn't do that" is said not enough times. Still frickin' hilarious and relatable

[@imackiemsamich]

I want this as an actual card game that would be sick

[@somerandolad]

Make it happen, Sing Wang!

[@justanobody0]

SungWon would destroy us all, we'd all have to forfeit to save ourselves the embarrassment

[@shmarfle47]

@@somerandolad *Soonge Win

[@imackiemsamich]

@@justanobody0 literally the only card game I've played is the pokemon tcg so Id absolutely get rekt

[@daan6224]

This has to become a real game, on kickstarter or something. It'd be incredible

[@SilverHyozanryu]

This is actually what it feels like explaining the damage step, missing the timing and summon windows in yugioh.

[@ShadowDaPk]

Some madman is going to decode all this into an actual working card game.

[@owenmacrowski]

This was basically my experience when, as a pokemon tcg player, I played a game of mtg for the first time and didnt know I could activate cards on the other persons turn, that is until they activated a card during my turn xD fun times

[@CygnusTheSilly]

A mooserable little pile of secrets was he funniest thing I've seen in a while

[@Lorraine202]

The first game of Magic I played with anyone (after learning the rules with my friend) my opponent summoned infinite elves by turn 3 or 4. He said he specifically uses that deck on newcomers.

[@takua1495]

I love how much effort is put into these cards, maybe one day we'll get a full rule set and we can play the cow game at home

[@3slicessenpai]

One day ProZD is using a PSP as a phone, the next he's getting professional VA roles for games and cameo cards. He's come so far...from yesterday.

[@pickyphysicsstudent201]

As a Yugioh fans, this is true. Not because of all the summoning mechanics or 100+ words for card effects but rather all the rulings regarding Problem Solving Card Text (PSCT), Damage Step Rulings, Missing the Timing, Spell Speeds, Simultaneous Effects, Chain Blocking, Priority, etc. It's all very convulated and most of it doesn't make the game more fun as it does just make it orderly.

[@andymurray8620]

I have been occasionally giving you a watch once in a while over the years; this is my first in a while. And I just had to say, your pun game has grown to new heights. I need a foil TTtF for my Magic deck.

[@JAIGH83]

Very accurate. I’ve tried a few different ones online and as soon as you’re out of the tutorial period every player seems to use about 100 cards a second and they all flash up and away so fast you have no idea what they actually did, just that you have no life points left.

[@michel0dy]

I had trouble explaining the standby phase in yugioh untill I started naming it "shennanigans phase" "It's the shennanigans phase, do you have any shennanigans to activate?" "Oh yeah, I have that trap card I set, I'm gonna use it now"

[@BlandoGaming]

I love that. Might need to use it as well.

[@MJMcKenzie322]

You nailed your role as Mordecai. NAILED.

[@Ridlay_]

The freaking King Dragon card, that's amazing.

[@chadcat420]

He was the squirrel in God of War Rangnarok. Amazing voice 👏

[@brucelau2023]

Every day we get closer to really finally deciphering the rules of the cow game

[@justanobody0]

it's a risky thing to venture into SunWon's domain

[@moechannels6355]

I can't believe we are getting new skits! Love your vids!

[@namanmahendra6596]

This is what happens when you try playing a game with your parents,and your dad tries to explain to you and your mom what pain he's inflicting on you.

[@kevindowney7131]

I need a full lore breakdown of every game SungWon has created.

[@SirStarKnight]

"Third time's the farm" broke me

[@doublestarships646]

This game literally has physics it's so good.

[@mattcgw]

This perfect parodys and summerises Yugioh Timeing window's and when you can activate quick effects. Like Fairy Tail snow and the resolution of chains.

[@goldengriffon]

And that's just one reason why, after 25 years of Magic, I walked away never to return.

[@PassengerOnTheMenu]

I can't wait for the Continuity Cows spoiler list! The new farm block is gonna be a real barn-bash for standard stampede decks! 🐃🐄

[@buddinghumanist6285]

I love a card game that won’t let you forfeit.

[@Onyxolotl]

We had this guy at our local game store that would not stop summoning creatures during the flash step that had Flash speed effects because he thought it was literally the Flash ability from MTG and he could not comprehend why it wasn't the same thing.

[@StolidLiquid]

it isn't?

[@CSHummer]

@@StolidLiquid No it's the Flash from DC Comics

[@Onyxolotl]

@@StolidLiquid basically their "Flash Windows" are just trying to make Instant Speed spells from MTG and some others have a distinct timeframe they can occur for ruling purposes. You and your oopenet can activate Spells and Spirit Abilities that have Flash on them directly after attackers are declared and directly after blockers are declared.

[@laerbear6760]

People really need to start studying their flashcards

[@JB-uf6nn]

"I still have more card to play!" you've just activated my bovine bust card.

[@flameofmage1099]

So relatable. When I was teaching my sibling Digimon my opening hand was godly and I kept getting really lucky with draws while they bricked the entire time only getting one lvl 4

[@dontletmewatchthis]

Imagining myself a fly on the wall listening to SungWon workshopping this out loud in bed at night, keeping his wife awake with cow puns XD

[@justanobody0]

SungWon probably has a hundred pages fully fleshed out on cow trading card game material

[@narnia1233]

Sounds mooserable.

[@cyruscheng499]

I think that like button just got THE POINT

[@Kardfogu]

All these are incredibly accurate of a game I started playing less than a year ago, even the phases, oh my god, are all playing the cow game without knowing!?

[@NoriakiRyuji]

im convinced this is just a cow archetype out of an entire card game that he just makes all his friends play

[@ensuredchaos8098]

I feel like we're getting ever closer to getting an entire cow card game every time one of these videos are released. I'd unironically consider buying it if it became a real thing

[@5MadMovieMakers]

Cow-ering about the puns that are over the moon

[@enzhotheomega9509]

"What is a man?? A miserable little pile of Secrets!" omfg, dude, you have to make thisna real card game

[@glajskor90]

It's literally how I feel when trying to learn any fighting game

[@prestonbyrd8443]

Congrats on the collab! I never could get into that game, but I'm glad to see that it didn't just fall into the abyss.

[@jensennwong]

Waiting for the day he announces he is releasing his own card series at the end of a video instead of a sponsorship.

[@helloidharbl6753]

Back in school there were fistfights at the Magic tables every lunch period. If you ran a blue counterspell deck you had either quit or get good at fighting.

[@agucci]

Some players are the seasoned chaos of the Law.

[@angrymom1515]

That feeling playing full power spright against a blue eyes player at locals.

[@VinnieMTG2024]

The newest expansion will have a card that calls you in the middle of the night to interrupt your first cast on the next game

[@costelinha1867]

"What is a flash phase? A moosable little pile of secrets!" Amazing.

[@WGGrizzy]

Third times the farm reminds me of Victory Dragon in Yugioh where if you win by dealing damage with it you automatically win the best 2 out of 3 which is just the silliest thing ever. But not too silly for cow game

[@justanobody0]

the cow game is not silly!

[@CSHummer]

@@justanobody0 Damn right it's udderly serious!

[@justanobody0]

@@CSHummer sounds like you just gave ProZD his slogan

[@tombking34]

Fun fact: Not only is this one of many cards that do this, they are usually banned at tournaments because they incentivize unsportsmanlike play. People would just concede before the effect triggers, meaning you still have to play the next round anyway.

[@magetsalive5162]

​@@justanobody0 "This silly game is _udderly_ serious!"

[@vtr0104]

Just wanted to drop by and thank Sungwon for his excellent performance in the Lackadaisy pilot. Well done, Sir :|

[@gabrielbarrosuccelli6935]

"A mooserable little pile of secrets" just cought me off- guard 😂😂😂😂😂

[@thesazbak5342]

I love how a card was specifically created to crush beginners when they ask questions?

[@lordgod9958]

There was a great cardboard Crack comic where a guy teaches his friend to play magic-by one turn killing him on the first turn with storm

[@sturgeon2888]

"A mooserable pile of secrets!" Oh that takes me back... Games were so fucking unbelievably GOOD!

[@vchris8913]

Its funny after how there are actually people that continue to play and explain WHEN EVERYBODY ALREADY SAID THERE DONE

[@ruijie1961]

The second cores came into play with flash timing, I KNEW it was Battle Spirits! It's such a complicated, yet interesting game.

[@danfrost2859]

Explaining Yu-Gi-Oh's damage step to new players be like-

[@slayinderp7501]

The Damage Step is usually fine if you use a simpler card to start off, like Man-Eater Bug. Hell, even if you show them the flow chart it's usually just "you can/can't do X/Y in this/these phases."

[@kaukospots]

or the stack in Magic

[@Kuchito08]

Can't forget "when" vrs "if" effects.

[@kurtcometa4818]

Fr. I'm the inexperienced one so I know the pain

[@Summer_Tea]

@@kaukospots Nah that was specifically making fun of the damage step. Yugioh has a stack as well and it's not even remotely as complex as the numerous battle sub-sub-sub-inbetween steps.

[@thomasg7290]

I had to stop the video because of how hard I was laughing at the “Mooserable little pile of secrets”, it caught me off guard

[@JoeyLemon]

When a character you make for youtube becomes so famous that it gets it's own character in a real card game

[@Xiporah]

This is how I felt when my husband tried to teach me MTG. Complicated card games with rules written in size 6 font on every single card that you're supposed to read from across a table, upside down just frustrate me.

[@MysticLoser]

If you're still willing to learn, ask him to have all the cards turned towards you. Since it's most likely his made deck, he'll know majority of the cards without the need to read them as often and it'll let you read it better.

[@thedude110]

Don't forget to play the "No poop for the wicked" during the flash diarrhea phase while your opponent is the the bathroom for a guaranteed triple win

[@thanosbig9516]

Just from the title i immediately knew this is sponsored

[@keylappy]

"That's incredibly specific" that's the closest statement you going to get teaching new players a unhinged set lol

[@muse3043]

that "what is a flash step" card reminds me of a Catan variant with a -2 victory points award for trying to build a city with 3 wheat and 2 stone

[@hotkoyoto]

It has been four months and I'm still reeling at "Third time's the farm"

[@Zzzubie]

I love how every time he does something, cardgame adjacent it has cows in it

[@tuckerspradley9592]

Bro really thought he could skip the forfeit flash step by just leaving the table 😂

[@johndavidthacker]

This is exactly how I felt trying to learn Epic. The punchline is that I won that game and, to this day, I don't understand how or why.

[@andreobarros]

In case you are curious the five horsemen of apocalypse, following an attack declaration, are: start of Damage step [ before Damage calculation Damage calculation after Damage calculation ] end of the damage step.