When Your Pitch Bombs with ScarJo (feat. Steven Castillo & Rosebud Baker) - You Up w/ Nikki Glaser

Stand-up comic Rosebud Baker and “SNL” writer Steven Castillo join Nikki and Anya Marina to talk about pitching sketches to celebrities and swap awkward massage stories. (Contains strong language.)
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[@docsavage873]

LMAO I love how Steven looks constantly "mind blown" as the ladies forget he's there in middle of girl talk.

[@QMS9224]

Doc Savage I can’t stop laughing he looks like he’s in one of those 360 aquariums lmao

[@carolyntalbot947]

He looks 14 years old! 😂

[@jessejames328]

obviously he never heard her show before❗🤣

[@EricaUrr]

Lol I love how uncomfortable Steven gets, especially at 16:27 I don't think he's used to girl talk he gets awkward lol

[@brianna094]

18:05 😆 priceless moment

[@RomanStern]

32:01 - "the feeling was mutual" - ROFLOL and repeat - that was awesome

[@tochychapin]

The bones narrow is the must nutritional part of it, a dog has nothing on me, don't even wait for leftovers! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kadelu1137]

9:03 she says while I eat alone standing

[@michaelavila6971]

Anya bringing it

[@phenomenalwoman6111]

WAIT! I NEED TO KNOW: The Amlactin lotion with the blue writing or the green writing?

[@_ima_b]

Love these guests.

[@SupremeCourt001]

I keep hearing Adam Sandler’s laugh. Wild.

[@SPAMDAGGER22]

And Pete Davidson's voice.

[@GwackForever]

My mom swears by Amlactin-- good stuff!

[@phenomenalwoman6111]

The bottle with the green writing or blue writing though?

[@jhovahngibbs4304]

It's funny that Nikki says that she hates small talk, but her entire show is small talk.

[@jackula123]

because they're friends

[@StygianStyle]

He really has a gamer vlogger look

[@angeloriggi6370]

The most daring thing they do all day: They're saying what they say "almost" within ear shot

[@MrErik052005]

As Bianca Del Rio says to people talking during his show, “This isn’t tv, I can hear you!”

[@alexandelsosa7718]

I have internal mental nuclear bombs go off when I'm trying to stand and eat in a corner and people just INSIST on having me take a seat

[@milehighguy23]

Nikki's assistant on the right is low key the hottest on the show

[@geoffhennessy275]

I have the same issues while "piling on my plate" and getting the eye rolls and "ughs" because I have a high metabolism and eat huge portions.

[@robert-maxbob]

Can’t believe they canceled this show? Why the hell not just have in on the west coast?? What was Sirius thinking? There is a loyal fan base. How many have canceled their Sirius accounts because of their shortsighted decision?

[@docsavage873]

Wait.. What?!!! Noooo! There's all these trash shows on and they cancel the ACTUAL good one?! This is bullshit!

[@steveknick1978]

Could’ve been her choice to leave if they didn’t offer enough money. Might make more doing a podcast, just has to front the expenses to set up her own studio.

[@marinova1147]

Wait, this show is cancelled??? I just found Nikki, she’s so great, such a good host

[@rs2705]

I already miss this show

[@avi82625]

Nikki , come to Tel Aviv! We are all huge salad eaters! Seriously!

[@ced5275]

It's funny because he does look 12 lol

[@Antionovolpe]

I just like cant like like listen like anymore

[@MythicalMystic]

True story, in the UK its not a crime to be naked outdoors in the street or park etc, it only becomes a criminal offence under the indecency act if someone is offended by your nakedness and puts a complaint in to the police xx

[@ericag5346]

That makes no sense.

[@_TheDudeAbides_]

Nikki would love being in the northern parts of Europe. Not much small talk in public spaces.

[@jaysartori9032]

I love chewing on the bone to! 10: 35 Nikki better not eat rib then?

[@jo_magpie]

He's got the laugh of a 3 year old frat boy...

[@thomasjones9559]

AmLactin used to be prescription

[@meb1982]

I also like a big salad, with chicken.

[@m.c.williamsiii9961]

Can I go to the show?

[@burningarchitect]

As someone studying massage therapy company, sometimes a dick to the hand or body happens. it's not sexual, it just happens when you're reaching across the table. Or, if you're like NIkki, you lets your hands just wildly hang out instead of just laying them on the table.

[@jstuckless]

Steven should do Voice Over work. He's got a cool distinct voice.

[@MaryUstas]

Steven sounds like Sandler...a lot!

[@denisemarie7991]

People do eat the bones.....

[@andreapapapostolou1029]

I will judge a woman by how well she cleans a lamb chop.

[@keelyatlover739]

I think she means bone marrow.

[@sizwemadikiza9284]

1st gen Americans chew on the bone... Trust me. I am one

[@Puhtetang]

So there you go ! Just keep buying all the material things that you want ! And even have your own matching homeless people set! Your the special people now ! Good luck with all that

[@bobloblaw1948]

It’s too bad the show is over

[@bdydavi2644]

Knows French. It must be that Kirkwood HS education. If you are from STL you'll get that.

[@cali6950]

water wiggler and mr. stress

[@coreyk4218]

Knaw on bones like the animals we are.

[@deannad9105]

A lot of cultures eat the marrow out of the bones

[@StygianStyle]

None of the comedians took advantage of "I love to suck on the bone" 9:54

[@allthatjazzspaz95]

Steven is so out of place here lol

[@jonathanjollimore7156]

You just pick yourself up and keep moving girl

[@jowens3878]

Where is ScarJo?

[@likearollingstone007]

Nikki doesn't want to talk to anyone in person but surely could not let go of her phone in real life. That's where were at as a society...

[@winthorpetrois]

"We wrote this thing for Kyle..." I'm supposed to know who tf that is?

[@marinova1147]

Kyle Mooney, a very famous snl cast member for probably seven years now. He’s got great sketches, check him out

[@badjaboy07]

Yeah if you watch snl

[@winthorpetrois]

@@badjaboy07 That's the point. A lot of people don't these days. It's a far cry from any of the glory eras.

[@bleepblop9556]

@@winthorpetrois, let me guess: When you were 12, the show was at its best?

[@ryanmcgibany5096]

🤣😂

[@zmcg]

Not sure if Nikki or the masseur gave a bigger "tip"

[@aaronjames5276]

SO damned funny. And god, Anya is so hot. Not that Nikki isn't, but damn I just have something going for Anya. And she's so funny.

[@mahanna77]

Water filled squishy toy

[@reefalefunk1244]

Can confirm steven.. coke is not amazing. Be an adult and do adderral or molly lol

[@daustin439]

I don’t know why, but I’m so hot for Nikki!

[@poleastronaut2657]

❤️🤟

[@joshtaylor4583]

Dr. Pepper is better than Coke.

[@danielquinn312]

"Your not funny" seems to be the biggest insult among comedians.

[@StygianStyle]

*You're (Yeah. I'm "that guy.")

[@kbjonesma]

Steven is out of his league

[@rowlandgray5029]

I get massages every week and sometimes they lean over and her breast hits me however I expect sometimes things like that happen.. ONLY if they go further which I have not ever experienced. As I have no cloths on when I have gotten massages even when I was in another country and always nude. with a sheet. I have never had them push or rub them back and forth then i may say no I didn't come in for a steam and cream. I love my butt done also Nikki and its hard to get a slip or what ever once in awhile with all the oils and I use many different oils I have them put on my skin. Maybe thats one reason women look at me and say How old are you no I don't believe you yep 70. So I also eat and don't do many Pharma. drugs at all.

[@singingsunflower9000]

SO sick of people saying that people dont look at others at the gym... i totally look at others, i know people look at others... stop lying to make others feel better!

[@m.c.williamsiii9961]

🤠🤓

[@saulguznay8688]

Nikki is hella fine!

[@OldWorkingMan]

Now I know why SNL isn't funny.

[@bleepblop9556]

Wow, yeah, he really brought his A game at 14:42 - So, either we'll never hear of him again, or he'll become the next host of the Tonight Show.

[@1topfueldrag]

this was so much easier to watch without the annoying Andrew

[@danielshaffer2609]

Nikki - you're pretty and funny. But it's uncomfortable how much air time is dedicated to talking about you thinking you're not. It's like you're fishing for compliments... You're good enough as you are. You literally make a living being funny. You're hot. You have it all. Enjoy it. Keep it up.

[@thomasjones9559]

Well Amy Schumer is a perfect example of a woman that was almost hot. Sarah Silverman is the perfect example of a woman that crossed that mark and even 10 years older is still hot a hell

[@denisemarie7991]

Maybe nikki was upset with the elevator small talk because she subconsciously feels torn about not having children..

[@hannidilpola6652]

If you’re not doing coke😯you missing out of some of the greatest god given gifts👌🏾😉 just don’t do it more then you body can handle. And yes coke shaming is sadly a thing🥺

[@keelyatlover739]

Coca-Cola? Cocaine shaming should exist.

[@keelyatlover739]

Because it is shameful

[@WaitingForTheHook]

Michael Jackson is innocent.

[@ericag5346]

He had boys sleep in his bed...

[@WaitingForTheHook]

@@ericag5346 His "bed" was the size of a 2 story apartment AND the parents were there, too. Just more sensationalized bullshit. He wasn't, like, spooning with children or something.

[@seanaxner4093]

Dude paid 27 million in hush money. You don't pay that if you are innocent. Everyone knows he did it

[@erbterb]

As an elitist I am literally dying when sentences are filled with Like, like, like. There are dictionaries and psychology textbooks to help put words where the filler "like" is used. If you need practice replace like with "Bombay duck" instead. Or play the game bombay duck. When someone says like, yell Bombay duck! Send the game royalties. KZbin should add a like warning button on the videos and the educational system in the US should be reformed to proppa britti standa, ya now. Or revert to the old plattdeutsch which we all can understand.

[@ericag5346]

You hate like but have no problem using literally in the wrong way... Oh okay 🙄

[@erbterb]

@@ericag5346 as dem kids write swoosh

[@ericag5346]

@@erbterbno. R/woooosh*

[@erbterb]

@@ericag5346 ohhh, good morning sunshine. Keep it up

[@ericag5346]

@@erbterb good morning! 😉🙏🏽