Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 458 w/ Nikki Glaser

Before Nikki Glaser joins Tom Segura and Christina P. as this week’s guest, quite a bit of ground was covered! The mommies look into an interesting interview with a rapper that reveals his very interesting taste in women. How interesting? The mommies discuss their ongoing love for the TLC show “Lost In Transition.” It’s literally their favorite show right now. That discussion leads to Christina wondering which of Tom’s friends would make the best looking woman… Ari Shaffir? Bert Kreischer? Ryan Sickler? Tell us what you think in the comments!
Then two back to back AMAZING phone calls. Tom talks to Damn Long Neck… ON THE PHONE! He tries to instigate a rivalry between this instagrammer and the one and only Crazie Locs! Who do you think will win? Let us know! Then Tom moves on to call him mom, Charo, to find out if she liked Sicario 2. You think she liked it? Oh yeah, she HATES violence. With Charo getting super upset from his stories and a quick cameo from Tom’s dad, Top Dog, this call couldn’t have gone better.
After that, our guest Nikki Glaser swings by to hang with the Main Mommies! Since Nikki just went on Bertcast, of course Bert’s health came up and how troubling his situation is, which leads Nikki to go into her struggles with alcohol addiction in the past. Did you know Nikki and Tom won Fresh Faces in the same year over a decade ago, and that there was someone who didn’t win who went back over seas to completely crush the comedy scene there. Which leads to the question: what does success look like for a standup comedian? The answer changes all the time.
Then we get into Nikki’s love life. Her experience with dating comedians, looking for love, and enjoying some back door action in the bedroom leads to great conversations and amazing stories. Don’t forget to look for her on Comedy Central’s Roast of Bruce Willis or her show on SiriusXM “You Up with Nikki Glaser.”
Also, pony play.
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[@YMHStudios]

This episode really is jam-packed. Hope you mommies enjoy it as much as we did!

[@stephenohara6298]

YourMomsHousePodcast I feel you

[@ianschmitt4991]

YourMomsHousePodcast fuck!!!!, you guys are doing good

[@dezaren]

this episode gave me neuropathy issues

[@weirdoshit3504]

im going to make a jiggy dope fresh beat for you two. well, three. the three of you until your little butt nugget is born then its back to the two of you. ok im done peace.

[@superultramegamaga4021]

YourMomsHousePodcast ted and Cristin are great.. burnt chrylers is the fattest comic in the world... #bikes

[@SirHiggalot]

During the phone call when Long Neck said "you feel me?" i wanted SO BADLY for Tom to say "Nah I don't feel you, but go on."

[@kotia06]

Girlish Goat I knew I wasn’t the only one!!!

[@wrestlingfanno11]

Mom the

[@nicksilver_music]

Missed opportunity lol

[@Gayactormichaeldouglas6969]

Theo’s cousin

[@mattcavanagh8423]

Was it ever debunked that he’s related to Theo Von?

[@FJBF1998]

"I can't believe you're my son, I just can't. You came out of my womb, and you love two things: caca and blood. That has nothing to do with me." - Charro 2018 @ 40:45

[@johnnie543]

Francisco Barroso And I read it in her accent! Keep it high n tight 👖

[@2733alwaysnear]

HOLY SHIT I just organically read this right as it occured in the episode. What a fucking moment.

[@avidlyathena]

Thank you for putting a timestamp with your quote! Always appreciated!

[@daverunstrain]

"They wear purple, cause they're the grapes. It's their team."

[@doilysimpkin6972]

Christina calling a rap a battle a "freestyle race" 🤣🤣

[@LOLsaudi]

lmao

[@RamblinAround]

Get Theo Von on here.

[@drewcifer_420]

Get that hitttta, ONWARD

[@unitedwestand7494]

No he is a douche

[@TheAlpineShepherdBoy]

RamblinAround I really have no clue why it hasn't happened already... I expected it during the Louisiana debacle but never happened.

[@wolfhammer88]

That guy loses me. I don't get him

[@mcoffely]

Jay Money nuh, you are.

[@jph752]

Long neck can’t gain any weight because last years dinner is still traveling to his stomach!

[@joech1065]

Johnpaul Haughey 😂😂😂

[@JadeDude1973]

His body produces nothing but length.

[@oldfunsfrontporch5390]

Johnpaul yac

[@dookielips7773]

Flint water really did a number on the poor kid

[@eduardomaxwell7817]

Lol

[@Dirtbiker463]

Years later he still got no clean water

[@Elusive_Pete]

"Glaze her? I just met her." - Jeff Ross

[@s_pink]

Daylyt and I bumped into each other in a bathroom doorway in Toronto last year, he said "excuse me cuz". Most polite gangsta I've ever *literally* ran into.

[@michaelrohrkasse6110]

"Can you tell me how much shit we're talking about?" Best quote of the episode.

[@Billyisyourdad]

The phone call with long neck made it feel like old school YMH!

[@jamesdelaney762]

The fact that Theo hasn't been on YMH is a crime against humanity. Nikki is cool but c'mon Jeans!!

[@RedDawgTN]

james delaney Has Christina ever had any of her fellow Road Rules cast mates on the show?

[@robertrush9950]

Onward

[@johnnie543]

Cahmown! Get that jean hittah mommies. Let's hear more...

[@Mogdown]

Nikki ruined the whole episode imo.

[@drewcifer_420]

james delaney sometimes you just need that road rules cousin on to get ya neck right yahknow?

[@matthewguillot1775]

The closed captioning for the longneck conversation was hilarious I highly suggest everyone watch that segment with closed captioning

[@RochaRules]

She pretty, but she buff you feel me? I dont feel you.... But go on Lmao

[@jasonjara6632]

Mommy Christine said “...N U T E L L A...” I was dying! This episode was amazing!

[@EverythingisFire]

Oh my God..I love this conversation with his mom. "I can't believe you're my son".

[@infusedwithsepticpuss]

Hahahah wow, Daylyt on YMH. Jeans are *extremely* tight tonight.

[@BEDCORN]

FR

[@mattlandry]

Lol of all the things to get their attention I’m surprised this is it...after battle rap pretty much died

[@testmate6681]

battle rap has literally never been bigger than in 2018. hasn't been this hyped since ~2012

[@thasco]

Battle Rap is pretty much alive..

[@ThyWorshipMetal]

ArtifiShuL Instinct I’m surprised they didn’t pull the video of Daylyt shitting on stage haha.

[@FatherAxeKeeper]

Daddy Long neck seems like a cool ass guy,. respect!

[@FatherAxeKeeper]

XymXir respeck!!

[@ununseptium7961]

He probably has brain damage from lead poisoning. Their water is a sad situation.

[@ChrisWhitbread]

Respek the nek

[@pdxkristian]

This guy was great! Mad respect.

[@nicks4706]

unun septium every city with lead pipes will face flints problem eventually . Only a matter of time. Invest now and save your city the headache.

[@6hughmungus9]

Tom's dad: "OK, well... Wasn't a lot of romance in this one buddy." Me: Unable to breathe.

[@Cruzaman4040]

Top Dog 4L. RIP

[@6hughmungus9]

@@Cruzaman4040 🐶❤

[@komnukomnu6]

More mama segura please - she’s awesome

[@jrmontoya4739]

Put respect on my neck.

[@Steve1000ish]

Jr Montoya respeck*

[@jrmontoya4739]

Boomshak987. 100% Put some respeck on my neck.. ! Try it out..

[@donpleger1101]

Christina's face wanted nothing to do with daddy long neck lol

[@diana8321]

Charro is so naturally funny. I was wiping away tears because I've had a similar conversation with my abuelita.

[@zigzag2162]

How about having Norm MacDonald come through?

[@digitalsmithy]

mmm it would probably work but he is on another level.

[@collinsmcrae]

Do people think that’s how this stuff works? Just a matter of having legendary comics come through just cause? Their close friends maybe, but this stuff is generally a business arrangement. Most people only come through any show, because they have something they are promoting.

[@digitalsmithy]

He has a new show on Netflix coming out....

[@collinsmcrae]

digitalsmithy Is he on a press tour? I haven’t seen him promoting the show anywhere. They can’t just have him come through. They could put a word out maybe, but he doesn’t seem to do much press as it is, so that seems fairly unlikely to happen. Would be cool though. I think about the only podcast I’ve ever seen him do is Adam Corollas, for some reason.

[@digitalsmithy]

I still don't necessarily think he should come on the show per se I was just sayin'. It doesn't come out for a couple more months so we'll see. Colin McRae 2 ftw

[@BEDCORN]

Holy shit shoutout to Daylyt LMAO

[@Bj-re4wt]

BEDCORN when does the topic come up?

[@BEDCORN]

Blake Hansen 4:25

[@kastie]

Daylyt 3-0

[@OscarMayerWienr]

BEDCORN yea I wasn’t expecting that lol

[@kingofpain11111]

I laughed so hard when the main mommy said she was alpha lol

[@oohellyaa08]

Being a blow hard makes you alpha af bro

[@kingofpain11111]

Tyler Novak “I am alpha as fuck!” Then proceeds to be terrified to make a phone call for someone is 5’3’’ and has a huge neck.

[@empowerscommunication5077]

Tom- "Can You Tell Me How much Shit we are talking about?" LMFBO!!!!!!

[@Mark_Bayer]

Mommy tina during long neck section 😂😂

[@phonkey]

MTB435, yeah that was kinda me too... 😐

[@gabeperea2414]

Have your parents on more Tom

[@JackSather]

his mom didn't know sicario "2" had a "first one"? hahah

[@curtiscardwell6961]

Tom face when Nikki says "How are his daughters coping?"

[@nydabeats]

christina is about to EXPLODE baby everywhere!!!

[@eddieeeeeee69]

A whole white baby breh

[@QUADclanZA]

Michael McIntrye is the name of the comedian you are looking for - LOVE THIS EPISODE :)

[@ouncy]

The most unfunny fuck in England. Only started doing arenas because he sucked off every talent agent at the BBC.

[@SergeKulyk]

Jimmy Carr was in the class a year after theirs.

[@sirescobar90]

the moment when christina comes back and sits down xD and is exhausted by it. its the most hilarious thing

[@Nalopotato]

Mommy Jean's reaction to long neck is hilarious xD

[@stephenohara6298]

Dear lord thank you. As a veteran I dont sleep much. This is goin to be dope!!!

[@dezaren]

wear jeans to bed my friend, we'll keep you high and tight

[@stephenohara6298]

dezaren this reply is so awesome for multiple reasons lolol

[@stephenohara6298]

You feel me

[@superultramegamaga4021]

indica brownies

[@helter696skelter]

My sister is veterinarian too. She's used to patients dying by now though. No stress problems. It will get better.

[@Knight3434]

"Literally like.." "Literally like.." "Literally like.." "Literally like.." "Literally like.." "Literally like.." "Literally like.." "Literally like.." "Literally like.."

[@drewcifer_420]

Knight dammit

[@sw333n3y]

1:08:00 eugh :P

[@MIngalls]

Its just like, literally like...

[@4sername]

Oh no, she is one of those! I am not that far in to the show yet, but now mentally preparing myself for the onslaught.

[@DaleLDG]

thanks now thats all i hear

[@LLynneM]

So weird that they didn’t know Michael McIntyre. I knew who they meant right away. He’s so fckn funny. Look up his standup about the dentist. I died. Belly cramp laughing.

[@Roy_Godiksen]

I can tell you why "The Baguette" doesn't want to smash. He stuffs his underwear, and he doesn't want Nikki to tell her friends.

[@thejudge507]

Never seen this podcast before i love it, well done guys it's brilliant...

[@avarey8411]

Can't wait for the new Segura to get here; imagine the comedic DNA those boys have! I'd love to be a fly on the wall around the Segura dinner table in about 15 years!

[@JackSather]

Man that daddy long neck clip was brutal xD

[@remyco9465]

This is relationship goals lol I love them 😂😂😂😂

[@Sonofgrievous]

Proud new mommie

[@thasco]

First, worlds collided with Crazie Locs, now Daylyt. Nothing is real.

[@fcervantes3]

The DBD Show needs to make an appearance

[@masaharumorimoto4761]

I truly appreciate the on-screen spoiler warning for Sicario 2!!! THANK YOU!!!

[@crockich44]

The look on Tom's face during the poop convo. You know he had a rager that whole time lol

[@FallenArtStudios]

Sadly I always thought Nikki and Iliza Shlesinger were the same person. I made a bad decision following Illiza when I should've been following Nikki. Thanks mommies for introducing me to Nikki, it was a good episode.

[@somethingfunny8734]

Illiza is a winner and hot af. This girl escaped the stable

[@robjay3850]

When Christina was listening to Daddy Long Neck she really looked like a Mommy

[@numbered_sounds]

christina's face at 30:33 is priceless and wholly accurate

[@musicbruise]

"Just be weird, and shut the fuck up about it." Best quote I think I may have ever had the privilege to hear, especially in this climate. I'm 100% putting this on a tee if you mommies don't.

[@X3.X3]

*you guys know daylyte is like the biggest troll ever and he’s just trolling right?...lol*

[@steveg8318]

👖High and Tight.

[@mackdaddy716]

That’s so funny I do the “ gotta let you go” thing with my mom lol

[@floridacrackerbear6120]

The fact Tom didn’t say “no, I don’t feel you” really bummed me out.

[@eg626]

Tom's Mom Is really funny!

[@Steeps444]

There seems to be quite a big disconnect between American and British comedians, like they both seem to be ignorant of each other, its weird how there isn't the same divide in like acting or music

[@gladtobealoser5305]

Oh my god Tommy,I love the phone call with your mom,it reminded me of my mom so much,im 41 my moms 63,she's hispanic and says the same shit your mom says haha,thank you for sharing that

[@jacobmorris9862]

Charro’s Shinning Path reference. I knew going to college would come in handy one day.

[@PLsexpicklePL]

Hey Hitlers! Time to try this out! Just took my 10..to..12 Benadryl's. Time to get weird with the mommies

[@MattMillerRealComedy]

it's 2:45 AM for me

[@kelseyservi526]

My husband and I say the same thing about picture taking! "Go search for the image on Google!" Hahaha

[@meplusthreelkkp]

Tom talking to charro is a the best part of my life!!

[@sealtheirlid4760]

Long neck got a sad ass story

[@withazcooper1464]

That call was tragic.

[@Monica-rz7dk]

Loved this episode soooo much!! Charo needs to be on more!! I LOVE HER! Loved Nikki, she needs to come back!

[@thisisvik]

"I know what you're talking about sister. I definitely know." - Tom Segura

[@PRODBYKALEB783]

Can we get DAT Boi Todd Glass on here?

[@JadeDude1973]

Funniest sweaty guy ever!

[@destructoblog]

Saw Nikki about six years ago in Bloomington. Fantastic act, glad she's on the pomcast!

[@spicymilk491]

His mom makes him laugh the most. Beautiful.

[@aekyzul]

Tom 'take me back to that magical moment' Segura 😂🤣😂

[@matkavelimatters4148]

No, wait... Daylyt AND Daddy Long Neck?! Whaaaat?!

[@philliph925]

Hey mommies!!!

[@dannykingston6495]

Oh shit! I hope Tom calls his mom on the show waaaay more often. That was fuckin' awesome. New regular segment should be Tom's mom reviewing movies. Too good.

[@watchesandcaps2566]

"I'm a comedy 9." Lol

[@james-tz8fg]

You guys are doin good.

[@GrahamHettinger]

MOMMIES!

[@mattklein7658]

This episode brought back some classics

[@michaelmarchesan3182]

This is such a good episode, Nikki is so hilarious and candid. You guys rock, such an inspiration for my podcast 👍🏻

[@BaronOfHeid]

Up next on Telemundo "Nosotros Cacamos"

[@michaeltonikov]

hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahha

[@EDMTMLFilms]

A very early succulent Chinese meal!!!

[@criticalmass527]

Ta taa and farewell

[@margaretelford8309]

That Dane Cook bit aged better than his crazy age gap relationship ever will

[@rogelio321]

Tom's mom had me dying!!!

[@YungSeezy]

Try it out

[@scottschiess1440]

I dont get the comments hating on guests. I felt Nikki was a perfect fit for the show. Great episode as always

[@gisellethequeen11207]

Cheers to Tom Segura for being my generations Howard Stern! 🍾

[@QqMorPlzNoRm]

"omg like... comics are just like... more interesting than like... normal people."

[@SteelWolf17]

Christina wants some more money for summers in Tahiti. I'm getting a Dutch Van Der Linde vibe here.

[@watchesandcaps2566]

I'm not understanding what Dutch has at all to do with anything that was said or happened on this.

[@marvusparvus]

BIG CONGRATS ! XOXO

[@dklustick]

Ch. 33 "FIRST WAVE" IS WHERE ITS AT!!!! Dark wave hell yeah, Christina P, is the coolest mom around.

[@Samsohecanpost]

"The Easy Way to Stop Smoking" got me and two friends off cigarettes as well. Good shit

[@johnmcenroe1760]

Just Glaser

[@N-e-o1]

Guest at 45:40

[@ouncy]

Ends at 45:39

[@jjr691]

Christine’s face at 27:41 😂😂😂

[@dixonknouse873]

Toms drive to get this fight going between Crazy Locs and Daddy long neck reminds me of the cripple fight episode of South Park

[@jenniferdennis4627]

Peanut butter 😕

[@RedDawgTN]

*Sup Kane!*

[@calebmoos7742]

Segments of this episode got me to start a new two-stroke gang. We have 1 member thus far.

[@cadenas92]

What was that moving white dot at 1:42:17?? The first thing that came to mind was the ghost they were joking about when Nikki's chair started going down. LOL